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7,300	28	Barber Rick:	keeping his cool Is that... enough off the top? three more Officer Ricks enter
7,301	28	President Morty:	I don't know. turns over the two remaining Ricks Is it?
7,302	28	Steve Jobs Rick:	begging Yes, yes, yes! Goddamn yes!
7,303	28	Good-Looking Rick:	begging Yes, it's great!
7,304	28	President Morty:	Good.
7,305	28	President Morty:	This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power...
7,306	28	President Morty:	But speeches are for campaigning. looks into his glass of brandy and gives a sinister expression Now... is the time for action.
7,307	28	Rick:	Whoa!! Hahaha, yeah! Atlantis, baby!
7,308	28	Morty:	That was amazing! both take off their snorkels and flippers
7,309	28	Rick:	Got some of that mermaid puss!
7,310	28	Morty:	I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um... still not curious about what might've happened at that crazy Citadel place?
7,311	28	Rick:	takes seaweed off his pants Pssh! Not at all, Morty. That place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again. Unlike that mermaid puss! Yeah!! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week, man! That was Atlantis!
7,312	28	Morty:	as Rick continues celebrating Whoo! Yeah! Yeaah! Ohhh, shit!
7,313	29	Rick	: Morty, hurry!
7,314	29	Morty	: Return the Truth Tortoise!
7,315	29	Rick	: Morty, whatever you do, don’t drop the Truth Tortoise! Also really important, whatever you do, don’t look into its eyes!
7,316	29	Morty	: I I did look at it, Rick! I’ve been looking at it!
7,317	29	Rick	: Now you’re gonna know everything, Morty! Good job! Way to go! You [BLEEP] everything up!
7,318	29	Morty	: It’s in my head! Ah! Oh, geez, I I can’t get that Truth Tortoise out of my head.
7,319	29	Rick	: Yeah, I told you not to look into its eyes. [Smith family living room]Hey, Morty, let’s watch some interdimensional cable. Remember how we used to do that?
7,320	29	Morty	: Rick, I can’t I can’t go on. I-I can’t go on like this with the Truth Tortoise shit in my head. I-I wish you could just
7,321	29	Rick	: Erase the memory from your mind?
7,322	29	Morty	: How did you know I was gonna say that?
7,323	29	Rick	: Come on, Morty, come with me.
7,324	29	Rick	: After you.
7,325	29	Morty	: What the hell is this?!
7,326	29	Rick	: This, Morty, is my archive of all the experiences you’ve begged me to remove from your life, lest you go insane. I call them Morty’s Mind Blowers. And we’ll be doing this instead of interdimensional cable.
7,327	29	Morty	: How long have I been asking you to remove memories?
7,328	29	Rick	: Since the first time your mind was blown. Ahh, here it is. Classic. There’s no dust on it because this isn’t the first time we’ve done this.
7,329	29	Morty	: - What?! -
7,330	29	Rick	: I call this one "Moonspiracy"!
7,331	29	Morty	: Huh, wow. That’s incredible. What the heck?
7,332	29	Beth	: Morty, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?
7,333	29	Rick	: Yeah, pretty crazy story, Morty.
7,334	29	Morty	: Are you serious? Half the crap we’ve seen, and you think that sounds crazy?
7,335	29	Rick	: I’ve been to 300 versions of Earth’s moon, including this one, and I’ve never seen signs of a "regular dude," as you describe him, hanging out up there.
7,336	29	Summer	: It’s probably just a smudge on the lens.
7,337	29	Morty	: Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens?! I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer!
7,338	29	Beth	: Morty, calm down! Are you feeling okay?
7,339	29	Morty	: I’m fine!
7,340	29	Summer	: So sensitive.
7,341	29	Principal	: Kids, I’d like to introduce you all to our new guidance counselor, Mr. Lunas.
7,342	29	Mr. Lunas	: I look forward to helping guide you all towards a brighter future. I believe every student should shoot for the moon.
7,343	29	Morty	: Got you now, you son of a bitch.
7,344	29	Principal	: What’s this?
7,345	29	Morty	: Proof that Mr. Lunas isn’t who he says he is! He’s not a guidance counselor? I I assume he’s qualified to be one, who isn’t? But he also lives on the moon.
7,346	29	Principal	: Okay. Hmm. Is that it? Is he doing anything to hurt anyone?
7,347	29	Morty	: Oh, he’s up to something.
7,348	29	Principal	: I think I understand. "Up to something," "lives on the moon. " Okay, I’ll talk to him.
7,349	29	Morty	: What did he say?
7,350	29	Principal	: Denied the moon stuff, but that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter.
7,351	29	Morty	: Pedophile?
7,352	29	Principal	: You don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might have been code.
7,353	29	Morty	: No, he’s literally from the moon!
7,354	29	Principal	: Well, you saw him react. Moon or not, that dude likes ‘em young.
7,355	29	Marine	: Gordon Lunas was a good Marine. We don’t know what drove him to take his own life, but we want to remember the good things. Like how, from a certain angle, some people would say he looked like a smudge.
7,356	29	Morty	: Oh, my God, what have I done? What have I done? Jesus, I made that guy kill himself!
7,357	29	Rick	: Only in a literal sense. Here’s one I call "Morty’s Menagerie. " They don’t all have titles, though. It’s not a "Simpsons" Halloween special, more like a clip show made of clips you never saw! I can’t believe we got put into a menagerie.
7,358	29	Morty	: So this guy collects living beings?
7,359	29	Rick	: Yeah, you know like commemorative plates, but less off-putting. You’ll get it when you’re still actively dating in your 40s. Assess this with cold indifference, you beany-headed prick! Hey, keep it down! Just our luck, menagerie beneath the "boulder people" of Granitor Seven.
7,360	29	Morty	: I can’t take it anymore, Rick!
7,361	29	Rick	: Relax, Morty!
7,362	29	Morty	: I can’t relax! R-R-Rick, we We gotta get outta here! I don’t care what it takes! Anything! -
7,363	29	Rick	: Anything? -
7,364	29	Morty	: Anything!
7,365	29	Rick	: All right, well, you’re gonna have to take off your shirt. Not yet. I’ll tell you when.
7,366	29	Lady Scientist	: Dear God.
7,367	29	Dude Scientist	: What?
7,368	29	Lady Scientist	: The signal turned out to be There’s no other way to put it Instructions.
7,369	29	Official	: For?
7,370	29	Lady Scientist	: A vehicle, sir, an interstellar vehicle.
7,371	29	Official	: We’ll need a pilot. I wonder if there’s a volunteer. Mm.
7,372	29	Lady Scientist	: Oh, the schematics specify a second, smaller pilot. I mean, they really specify smaller. They have to be exactly 5’3".
7,373	29	Official	: Chang, you may have majored in Liberal Arts, but I think you’re about to make history.
7,374	29	Lady Scientist	: Primary systems, check. Auxiliary systems, check. See you soon.
7,375	29	Rick	: Okay, now.
7,376	29	A whole bunch of people I don't know	Greetings. You’re You look We’ve possessed forms your mind can accept. Here are some customary clothing gifts. Please, put them on. - May we? - Of course, yes. We followed your instructions. We have so much to learn from you. I know, right?
7,377	29	Morty	: Hey, how come I was able to see those other people’s memories? I I wouldn’t have been around for that.
7,378	29	Rick	: Yeah, sometimes I gotta do a little editing, Morty. It helps the mind blowers play a little bit better upon revisiting. I call this one "The Whole Enchilada. " Here, Morty, this’ll make your urine drinkable.
7,379	29	Morty	: Now can we keep shopping?
7,380	29	Zikzak	: I am Zikzak.
7,381	29	Rick	: Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It’s a [BLEEP] alien overlord! It’s okay. Here. Oh, I misjudged.
7,382	29	Morty	: [reads]"I am Floop Floopian. Please kill me."
7,383	29	Rick	: That’s right, Morty. The Floop Floopians achieve an eternal orgasmic afterlife, so long as they’re killed by a great warrior. I’m flattered, by the way. Thank you very much.
7,384	29	Morty	: So you’re gonna kill him?
7,385	29	Rick	: Eh, let’s get some lunch first. So, you want to get shot in the head, or
7,386	29	Zikzak	: Well, as long as the wound is fatal, I don’t really mind where you shoot me.
7,387	29	Rick	: Cool. I’m gonna go take a quick shit.
7,388	29	Morty	: Well, I gotta say. You know, I’m a little envious. Your species has an actual afterlife. That’s gotta be nice.
7,389	29	Zikzak	: Wh-What do you mean?
7,390	29	Morty	: Well, you know, here on Earth, w-we don’t know what’s going on. It must be nice for you guys to, you know, have that Have that proof’s in the pudding, you know, evidence.
7,391	29	Zikzak	: Evidence? There’s supposed to be evidence?
7,392	29	Rick	: Um, yeah, uh otherwise, how do you know if it’s true? Wait, you don’t
7,393	29	Rick	: All right, so you want to do this here or outside?
7,394	29	Morty	: Run!
7,395	29	Zikzak	: I don’t wanna die! Oh, God, it’s all real! Oh, it hurts! Oh, I shouldn’t have doubted it! I shouldn’t have let you make me doubt it! Aah! I blame you, I blame you!
7,396	29	Morty	: But he said there wasn’t any evidence!
7,397	29	Rick	: That was a ton of evidence! Well, silver lining. Now I know their religion’s real. They have a hell, and it does not look good. I noticed you never finished your chimichanga, so I got some room for it now, if you know what I mean.
7,398	29	Morty	: Holy [BLEEP]! How many of these are just horrible mistakes I’ve made? I mean, maybe I’d stop making so many if I let myself learn from them!
7,399	29	Rick	: Don’t break your back creating a lesson, Morty. It’s a freeform anthology. I’m getting annoyed you’re not hearing that. As you can see around me, your mind’s been blown countless times, and not always by yourself.

7,300

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Barber Rick:

*keeping his cool* Is that... enough off the top? *three more Officer Ricks enter*

7,301

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President Morty:

I don't know. *turns over the two remaining Ricks* Is it?

7,302

28

Steve Jobs Rick:

*begging* Yes, yes, yes! Goddamn yes!

7,303

28

Good-Looking Rick:

*begging* Yes, it's great!

7,304

28

President Morty:

Good.

7,305

28

President Morty:

This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power...

7,306

28

President Morty:

But speeches are for campaigning. *looks into his glass of brandy and gives a sinister expression* Now... is the time for action.

7,307

28

Rick:

Whoa!! Hahaha, yeah! Atlantis, baby!

7,308

28

Morty:

That was amazing! *both take off their snorkels and flippers*

7,309

28

Rick:

Got some of that mermaid puss!

7,310

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Morty:

I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um... still not curious about what might've happened at that crazy Citadel place?

7,311

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Rick:

*takes seaweed off his pants* Pssh! Not at all, Morty. That place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again. Unlike that mermaid puss! Yeah!! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week, man! That was Atlantis!

7,312

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Morty:

*as Rick continues celebrating* Whoo! Yeah! Yeaah! Ohhh, shit!

7,313

29

Rick

: Morty, hurry!

7,314

29

Morty

: Return the Truth Tortoise!

7,315

29

Rick

: Morty, whatever you do, don’t drop the Truth Tortoise! Also really important, whatever you do, don’t look into its eyes!

7,316

29

Morty

: I I did look at it, Rick! I’ve been looking at it!

7,317

29

Rick

: Now you’re gonna know everything, Morty! Good job! Way to go! You [BLEEP] everything up!

7,318

29

Morty

: It’s in my head! Ah! Oh, geez, I I can’t get that Truth Tortoise out of my head.

7,319

29

Rick

: Yeah, I told you not to look into its eyes. [Smith family living room]Hey, Morty, let’s watch some interdimensional cable. Remember how we used to do that?

7,320

29

Morty

: Rick, I can’t I can’t go on. I-I can’t go on like this with the Truth Tortoise shit in my head. I-I wish you could just

7,321

29

Rick

: Erase the memory from your mind?

7,322

29

Morty

: How did you know I was gonna say that?

7,323

29

Rick

: Come on, Morty, come with me.

7,324

29

Rick

: After you.

7,325

29

Morty

: What the hell is this?!

7,326

29

Rick

: This, Morty, is my archive of all the experiences you’ve begged me to remove from your life, lest you go insane. I call them Morty’s Mind Blowers. And we’ll be doing this instead of interdimensional cable.

7,327

29

Morty

: How long have I been asking you to remove memories?

7,328

29

Rick

: Since the first time your mind was blown. Ahh, here it is. Classic. There’s no dust on it because this isn’t the first time we’ve done this.

7,329

29

Morty

: - What?! -

7,330

29

Rick

: I call this one "Moonspiracy"!

7,331

29

Morty

: Huh, wow. That’s incredible. What the heck?

7,332

29

Beth

: Morty, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

7,333

29

Rick

: Yeah, pretty crazy story, Morty.

7,334

29

Morty

: Are you serious? Half the crap we’ve seen, and you think that sounds crazy?

7,335

29

Rick

: I’ve been to 300 versions of Earth’s moon, including this one, and I’ve never seen signs of a "regular dude," as you describe him, hanging out up there.

7,336

29

Summer

: It’s probably just a smudge on the lens.

7,337

29

Morty

: Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens?! I know the difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer!

7,338

29

Beth

: Morty, calm down! Are you feeling okay?

7,339

29

Morty

: I’m fine!

7,340

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Summer

: So sensitive.

7,341

29

Principal

: Kids, I’d like to introduce you all to our new guidance counselor, Mr. Lunas.

7,342

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Mr. Lunas

: I look forward to helping guide you all towards a brighter future. I believe every student should shoot for the moon.

7,343

29

Morty

: Got you now, you son of a bitch.

7,344

29

Principal

: What’s this?

7,345

29

Morty

: Proof that Mr. Lunas isn’t who he says he is! He’s not a guidance counselor? I I assume he’s qualified to be one, who isn’t? But he also lives on the moon.

7,346

29

Principal

: Okay. Hmm. Is that it? Is he doing anything to hurt anyone?

7,347

29

Morty

: Oh, he’s up to something.

7,348

29

Principal

: I think I understand. "Up to something," "lives on the moon. " Okay, I’ll talk to him.

7,349

29

Morty

: What did he say?

7,350

29

Principal

: Denied the moon stuff, but that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter.

7,351

29

Morty

: Pedophile?

7,352

29

Principal

: You don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might have been code.

7,353

29

Morty

: No, he’s literally from the moon!

7,354

29

Principal

: Well, you saw him react. Moon or not, that dude likes ‘em young.

7,355

29

Marine

: Gordon Lunas was a good Marine. We don’t know what drove him to take his own life, but we want to remember the good things. Like how, from a certain angle, some people would say he looked like a smudge.

7,356

29

Morty

: Oh, my God, what have I done? What have I done? Jesus, I made that guy kill himself!

7,357

29

Rick

: Only in a literal sense. Here’s one I call "Morty’s Menagerie. " They don’t all have titles, though. It’s not a "Simpsons" Halloween special, more like a clip show made of clips you never saw! I can’t believe we got put into a menagerie.

7,358

29

Morty

: So this guy collects living beings?

7,359

29

Rick

: Yeah, you know like commemorative plates, but less off-putting. You’ll get it when you’re still actively dating in your 40s. Assess this with cold indifference, you beany-headed prick! Hey, keep it down! Just our luck, menagerie beneath the "boulder people" of Granitor Seven.

7,360

29

Morty

: I can’t take it anymore, Rick!

7,361

29

Rick

: Relax, Morty!

7,362

29

Morty

: I can’t relax! R-R-Rick, we We gotta get outta here! I don’t care what it takes! Anything! -

7,363

29

Rick

: Anything? -

7,364

29

Morty

: Anything!

7,365

29

Rick

: All right, well, you’re gonna have to take off your shirt. Not yet. I’ll tell you when.

7,366

29

Lady Scientist

: Dear God.

7,367

29

Dude Scientist

: What?

7,368

29

Lady Scientist

: The signal turned out to be There’s no other way to put it Instructions.

7,369

29

Official

: For?

7,370

29

Lady Scientist

: A vehicle, sir, an interstellar vehicle.

7,371

29

Official

: We’ll need a pilot. I wonder if there’s a volunteer. Mm.

7,372

29

Lady Scientist

: Oh, the schematics specify a second, smaller pilot. I mean, they really specify smaller. They have to be exactly 5’3".

7,373

29

Official

: Chang, you may have majored in Liberal Arts, but I think you’re about to make history.

7,374

29

Lady Scientist

: Primary systems, check. Auxiliary systems, check. See you soon.

7,375

29

Rick

: Okay, now.

7,376

29

A whole bunch of people I don't know

Greetings. You’re You look We’ve possessed forms your mind can accept. Here are some customary clothing gifts. Please, put them on. - May we? - Of course, yes. We followed your instructions. We have so much to learn from you. I know, right?

7,377

29

Morty

: Hey, how come I was able to see those other people’s memories? I I wouldn’t have been around for that.

7,378

29

Rick

: Yeah, sometimes I gotta do a little editing, Morty. It helps the mind blowers play a little bit better upon revisiting. I call this one "The Whole Enchilada. " Here, Morty, this’ll make your urine drinkable.

7,379

29

Morty

: Now can we keep shopping?

7,380

29

Zikzak

: I am Zikzak.

7,381

29

Rick

: Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It’s a [BLEEP] alien overlord! It’s okay. Here. Oh, I misjudged.

7,382

29

Morty

: [reads]"I am Floop Floopian. Please kill me."

7,383

29

Rick

: That’s right, Morty. The Floop Floopians achieve an eternal orgasmic afterlife, so long as they’re killed by a great warrior. I’m flattered, by the way. Thank you very much.

7,384

29

Morty

: So you’re gonna kill him?

7,385

29

Rick

: Eh, let’s get some lunch first. So, you want to get shot in the head, or

7,386

29

Zikzak

: Well, as long as the wound is fatal, I don’t really mind where you shoot me.

7,387

29

Rick

: Cool. I’m gonna go take a quick shit.

7,388

29

Morty

: Well, I gotta say. You know, I’m a little envious. Your species has an actual afterlife. That’s gotta be nice.

7,389

29

Zikzak

: Wh-What do you mean?

7,390

29

Morty

: Well, you know, here on Earth, w-we don’t know what’s going on. It must be nice for you guys to, you know, have that Have that proof’s in the pudding, you know, evidence.

7,391

29

Zikzak

: Evidence? There’s supposed to be evidence?

7,392

29

Rick

: Um, yeah, uh otherwise, how do you know if it’s true? Wait, you don’t

7,393

29

Rick

: All right, so you want to do this here or outside?

7,394

29

Morty

: Run!

7,395

29

Zikzak

: I don’t wanna die! Oh, God, it’s all real! Oh, it hurts! Oh, I shouldn’t have doubted it! I shouldn’t have let you make me doubt it! Aah! I blame you, I blame you!

7,396

29

Morty

: But he said there wasn’t any evidence!

7,397

29

Rick

: That was a ton of evidence! Well, silver lining. Now I know their religion’s real. They have a hell, and it does not look good. I noticed you never finished your chimichanga, so I got some room for it now, if you know what I mean.

7,398

29

Morty

: Holy [BLEEP]! How many of these are just horrible mistakes I’ve made? I mean, maybe I’d stop making so many if I let myself learn from them!

7,399

29

Rick

: Don’t break your back creating a lesson, Morty. It’s a freeform anthology. I’m getting annoyed you’re not hearing that. As you can see around me, your mind’s been blown countless times, and not always by yourself.