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7,500	29	Rick	: - Well, what are you gonna do? -
7,501	29	Morty	: I’m gonna remember everything! Everything! Yeah! Ow! Ah! Ow!
7,502	29	Rick	: Well, what’d you find out? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you gonna do, kill me?
7,503	29	Morty	: No, I’m not gonna kill you. I’m gonna kill myself! All those memories just erased! Sitting in this room collecting dust! W-What’s the point of going on if most of everything that happens just ends up sitting in here?
7,504	29	Rick	: All right, kid. I don’t know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2" is a joyless cash grab, but I do know that whatever you have brewing around in your noggin really connected with you.I can’t deny that, and I can’t deny that I’m inspired by your passion. I want in Suicide pact! Yes, yeah, let’s do it! Together, you old son of a bitch! On three! One Two
7,505	29	Summer	: You guys doing Morty’s Mind Blowers?
7,506	29	Morty	: Morty’s Mind Blowers?
7,507	29	Summer	: Grandpa, is this scenario three?
7,508	29	Rick	: Uh, w-what’s that, and w-who are you?
7,509	29	Summer	: Oh, man, it’s a scenario four. Ugh, [BLEEP] goddamn it! I don’t get paid enough for this shit!
7,510	29	TV	: There’s a Craftsman nearby. I can smell it.
7,511	29	Rick	: Whoa, what what
7,512	29	TV	: Can I help you?
7,513	29	Rick	: H-How did we fall asleep during interdimensional cable? -
7,514	29	Morty	: Yeah, what the hell, Summer? -
7,515	29	Rick	: Summer, you dumb bitch! How long were we out, you dumb bitch! How much interdimensional cable did we miss, you stupid bitch! How many improv TV shows with commercials did we miss, Summer? Why did you let us fall asleep? You dumb bitch! You stupid bitch! All right, Morty, [BLEEP] this noise.Let’s get out of here and go on a classic Rick and Morty adventure.
7,516	29	Morty	: Yeah, right, Rick, I’m allin.
7,517	29	Summer	: No wonder you’re constantly fighting with each other and behind schedule.
7,518	29	Rick	: What?
7,519	29	Summer	: Nothing.
7,520	29	Jerry	: Rick? Hello? Just here for my putter. Jerry’s Mind Blowers?
7,521	29	Helicopter Passenger	: Follow the boys! We’re charged and aimed at Alpha Centauri, ready for transport. They fell for it! Let’s send Gobo home! All right! -
7,522	29	Summer	: Where’s dad? -
7,523	29	Beth	: He should be here any second.
7,524	29	Rick	: It’s funny, Jerry spent his life seeking attention, but in the end, humanity’s instinctive dismissal of him saved an alien’s life.
7,525	29	Summer	: He knows where to go, right?
7,526	29	Morty	: Yep, any minute now.
7,527	29	Jerry	: Did it work? Did you guys get Gobo home?
7,528	29	Morty	: You have Gobo! You were supposed to bring him to the hill!
7,529	29	Jerry	: As if. He was in your basket.
7,530	29	Morty	: He was in your car! Oh! Oof! Dibs on his stuff. Did yoof that?
7,531	30	News Anchor	: In local news, child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection, his execution already drawing dozens more spectators than the death of TV news. Carla?
7,532	30	Carla Johnson	: The man that once ate his own son
7,533	30	Beth	: Wow. He’s really getting executed after all this time. You know the son that he ate was --
7,534	30	Summer	: Your best friend -- Tommy. We know. Stop true-crime bragging.
7,535	30	Beth	:I was traumatized, Summer. Okay, your generation wouldn’t get that.
7,536	30	Summer	: Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.
7,537	30	Beth	: It took years of therapy to even process the reality. I mean, when I was a kid, I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost in the magical realm of Froopyland.
7,538	30	Summer	:"Froopyland?"
7,539	30	Beth	: My make-believe world. I know the name’s stupid, but it was so real to me.
7,540	30	Rick	: Aren’t you guys supposed to be at your father’s for custody weekend?
7,541	30	Morty	:We’re not in a hurry. Dad sleeps until sundown. Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy--
7,542	30	Summer	:Not the bubble gun! There’s no air --
7,543	30	Beth	:I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun.
7,544	30	Rick	: You know, if you’re so great at naming things, why don’t you do it from now on?
7,545	30	Beth	:-What?
7,546	30	Rick	:-Froopyland. Was it my best work? I don’t know. Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? Yeah, that’s right. I agree with your look of horrified realization. You can be very inconsiderate sometimes.
7,547	30	Rick	:[ Rattling ] [ Grunting ] Here it is. You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to
7,548	30	Beth	: -- Dad, I don’t care how you made it. I want to know if Tommy’s still in there!
7,549	30	Rick	: Relax, Beth. (draws door on wall) [ Jingling, crackling) If he is, we’ll find him. He’ll be the only sun-bleached skeleton with non-imaginary DNA.
7,550	30	Beth	: Tommy! Tommy! This is a nightmare. I can’t believe you used to lock me up in this glorified chicken coop.
7,551	30	Rick	: Chicken coop? Those are procedurally generated clouds, Beth. That river is a rainbow. Literally. Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place.
7,552	30	Beth	: Well, you’re supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter!
7,553	30	Rick	:Gross.
7,554	30	Beth	: Do you think something ate him?
7,555	30	Rick	: Nope. Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless. He definitely just starved to death.
7,556	30	Beth	: I could have been the one who starved to death in here. What if I’d gotten hurt?
7,557	30	Rick	:God, you’re right. I’m a terrible dad. Well, nothing to live for. Goodbye, cruel world! (jumps off cliff)
7,558	30	Beth	: Dad!
7,559	30	Rick	:[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that? What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy? I’m gonna have to drown myself.
7,560	30	Beth	: [Jumps, Thump ] Unh!
7,561	30	Rick	:(sticks head in water) Oh, no. Oh, the water’s breathable? Who went and did that?
7,562	30	Beth	:Oh, whatever.
7,563	30	Rick	:Yeah, whatever. A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad. I think the words you’re looking for are -- Aah! [Gets grabbed by a raptor. Screeches ] Holy [bleep] [Bleep] This thing has claws!
7,564	30	Beth	:Yeah, I get it. It’s a childproof world.
7,565	30	Rick	: No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad! This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in -- Aah! [Bleep]
7,566	30	Beth	: You’ve made your point, Dad. Dad?
7,567	30	Morty	:Ugh!
7,568	30	Summer	: Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?
7,569	30	Morty	: I think it’s supposed to help prevent abandonment issues.
7,570	30	Summer	: I want to be abandoned.
7,571	30	Morty	: Yeah, I’m talking about Dad.
7,572	30	Jerry	: [ Door opens ] Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.
7,573	30	Summer	: Wow, Dad. Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
7,574	30	Morty	: It’s actually clean, like a cocaine house. Dad, what’s going on?
7,575	30	Jerry	: I’m simply centered, activated -- [ Glass clinks, Warble ]
7,576	30	Morty	:And telekinetic?
7,577	30	Jerry	: Pretty cool, huh? Check it out. Who wants a smoothie? [ Rattle, Blender whirring ] Oh -- Oh, no. Uh, oh, God. Summer -- Summer, can you --
7,578	30	Summer	:-Aah!
7,579	30	Jerry	: -Sorry.
7,580	30	Kiara	: [ Warble ] You have much to learn, my Uloo.
7,581	30	Jerry	: Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. She’s a Krootabulan warrior priestess from Krootabulon.
7,582	30	Morty	: I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad. Uh, Chaimuntolo.
7,583	30	Kiara	: Chaimuntolo, younglings.
7,584	30	Summer	: Hymencholo.
7,585	30	Kiara	: Your father’s mind holds love for you. I am humbled to meet in physicality.
7,586	30	Summer	: Dad, are you
7,587	30	Jerry	:-- In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? Ha, ha, I don’t know, Summer. You tell me.
7,588	30	Summer	: I wasn’t going to ask if you were in love since you barely know her.
7,589	30	Jerry	: Summer. Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together. And things just kind of clicked.
7,590	30	Kiara	: We must move! Our reservation is at 7:00.
7,591	30	Jerry	: [ Whoosh ] I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her phase shift away. I’m sure you noticed what she has three of, but guess what she has two of?
7,592	30	Rick	: [ Screeches ] Oof! All right, knock it off! Listen, I’ve been giving you a pass because I’m charmed that life finds a way, but -- Aah! All right, you know what? [ Ray gun fires ] Ouch! Oh! Unh! Ouch! God! [ Sizzling ] Aah! Agh! [ Arm clicks ]
7,593	30	Beth	: Oh, yeah, this place is the safest. Best dad ever. Can’t you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?
7,594	30	Rick	: Uh, what would be the point of that?
7,595	30	Beth	: [ Chuckling ] You can’t do it, can you? You can’t just [bleep] apologize.
7,596	30	Rick	: Okay, okay, Beth, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. [raptor Screeches ] Hey, don’t look at me. You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target, it’s gonna get stepped on. [raptor Screeches, Whir, zap ] Huh. Well, here’s the problem right here. We’ve got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA.
7,597	30	Beth	: Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?
7,598	30	Rick	: It’s just a working theory. Of course, if that’s the case, I expect he’d be worshiped as a kind of god by a medieval-level society of his least-delicious children.
7,599	30	Lead Froopy Creature	: Halt! You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler, giver and taker of life, helper and consumer of mortality, dispenser of life

7,500

29

Rick

: - Well, what are you gonna do? -

7,501

29

Morty

: I’m gonna remember everything! Everything! Yeah! Ow! Ah! Ow!

7,502

29

Rick

: Well, what’d you find out? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you gonna do, kill me?

7,503

29

Morty

: No, I’m not gonna kill you. I’m gonna kill myself! All those memories just erased! Sitting in this room collecting dust! W-What’s the point of going on if most of everything that happens just ends up sitting in here?

7,504

29

Rick

: All right, kid. I don’t know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2" is a joyless cash grab, but I do know that whatever you have brewing around in your noggin really connected with you.I can’t deny that, and I can’t deny that I’m inspired by your passion. I want in Suicide pact! Yes, yeah, let’s do it! Together, you old son of a bitch! On three! One Two

7,505

29

Summer

: You guys doing Morty’s Mind Blowers?

7,506

29

Morty

: Morty’s Mind Blowers?

7,507

29

Summer

: Grandpa, is this scenario three?

7,508

29

Rick

: Uh, w-what’s that, and w-who are you?

7,509

29

Summer

: Oh, man, it’s a scenario four. Ugh, [BLEEP] goddamn it! I don’t get paid enough for this shit!

7,510

29

TV

: There’s a Craftsman nearby. I can smell it.

7,511

29

Rick

: Whoa, what what

7,512

29

TV

: Can I help you?

7,513

29

Rick

: H-How did we fall asleep during interdimensional cable? -

7,514

29

Morty

: Yeah, what the hell, Summer? -

7,515

29

Rick

: Summer, you dumb bitch! How long were we out, you dumb bitch! How much interdimensional cable did we miss, you stupid bitch! How many improv TV shows with commercials did we miss, Summer? Why did you let us fall asleep? You dumb bitch! You stupid bitch! All right, Morty, [BLEEP] this noise.Let’s get out of here and go on a classic Rick and Morty adventure.

7,516

29

Morty

: Yeah, right, Rick, I’m allin.

7,517

29

Summer

: No wonder you’re constantly fighting with each other and behind schedule.

7,518

29

Rick

: What?

7,519

29

Summer

: Nothing.

7,520

29

Jerry

: Rick? Hello? Just here for my putter. Jerry’s Mind Blowers?

7,521

29

Helicopter Passenger

: Follow the boys! We’re charged and aimed at Alpha Centauri, ready for transport. They fell for it! Let’s send Gobo home! All right! -

7,522

29

Summer

: Where’s dad? -

7,523

29

Beth

: He should be here any second.

7,524

29

Rick

: It’s funny, Jerry spent his life seeking attention, but in the end, humanity’s instinctive dismissal of him saved an alien’s life.

7,525

29

Summer

: He knows where to go, right?

7,526

29

Morty

: Yep, any minute now.

7,527

29

Jerry

: Did it work? Did you guys get Gobo home?

7,528

29

Morty

: You have Gobo! You were supposed to bring him to the hill!

7,529

29

Jerry

: As if. He was in your basket.

7,530

29

Morty

: He was in your car! Oh! Oof! Dibs on his stuff. Did yoof that?

7,531

30

News Anchor

: In local news, child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection, his execution already drawing dozens more spectators than the death of TV news. Carla?

7,532

30

Carla Johnson

: The man that once ate his own son

7,533

30

Beth

: Wow. He’s really getting executed after all this time. You know the son that he ate was --

7,534

30

Summer

: Your best friend -- Tommy. We know. Stop true-crime bragging.

7,535

30

Beth

:I was traumatized, Summer. Okay, your generation wouldn’t get that.

7,536

30

Summer

: Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.

7,537

30

Beth

: It took years of therapy to even process the reality. I mean, when I was a kid, I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost in the magical realm of Froopyland.

7,538

30

Summer

:"Froopyland?"

7,539

30

Beth

: My make-believe world. I know the name’s stupid, but it was so real to me.

7,540

30

Rick

: Aren’t you guys supposed to be at your father’s for custody weekend?

7,541

30

Morty

:We’re not in a hurry. Dad sleeps until sundown. Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy--

7,542

30

Summer

:Not the bubble gun! There’s no air --

7,543

30

Beth

:I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun.

7,544

30

Rick

: You know, if you’re so great at naming things, why don’t you do it from now on?

7,545

30

Beth

:-What?

7,546

30

Rick

:-Froopyland. Was it my best work? I don’t know. Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? Yeah, that’s right. I agree with your look of horrified realization. You can be very inconsiderate sometimes.

7,547

30

Rick

:[ Rattling ] [ Grunting ] Here it is. You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to

7,548

30

Beth

: -- Dad, I don’t care how you made it. I want to know if Tommy’s still in there!

7,549

30

Rick

: Relax, Beth. (draws door on wall) [ Jingling, crackling) If he is, we’ll find him. He’ll be the only sun-bleached skeleton with non-imaginary DNA.

7,550

30

Beth

: Tommy! Tommy! This is a nightmare. I can’t believe you used to lock me up in this glorified chicken coop.

7,551

30

Rick

: Chicken coop? Those are procedurally generated clouds, Beth. That river is a rainbow. Literally. Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place.

7,552

30

Beth

: Well, you’re supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter!

7,553

30

Rick

:Gross.

7,554

30

Beth

: Do you think something ate him?

7,555

30

Rick

: Nope. Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless. He definitely just starved to death.

7,556

30

Beth

: I could have been the one who starved to death in here. What if I’d gotten hurt?

7,557

30

Rick

:God, you’re right. I’m a terrible dad. Well, nothing to live for. Goodbye, cruel world! (jumps off cliff)

7,558

30

Beth

: Dad!

7,559

30

Rick

:[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that? What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy? I’m gonna have to drown myself.

7,560

30

Beth

: [Jumps, Thump ] Unh!

7,561

30

Rick

:(sticks head in water) Oh, no. Oh, the water’s breathable? Who went and did that?

7,562

30

Beth

:Oh, whatever.

7,563

30

Rick

:Yeah, whatever. A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad. I think the words you’re looking for are -- Aah! [Gets grabbed by a raptor. Screeches ] Holy [bleep] [Bleep] This thing has claws!

7,564

30

Beth

:Yeah, I get it. It’s a childproof world.

7,565

30

Rick

: No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad! This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in -- Aah! [Bleep]

7,566

30

Beth

: You’ve made your point, Dad. Dad?

7,567

30

Morty

:Ugh!

7,568

30

Summer

: Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?

7,569

30

Morty

: I think it’s supposed to help prevent abandonment issues.

7,570

30

Summer

: I want to be abandoned.

7,571

30

Morty

: Yeah, I’m talking about Dad.

7,572

30

Jerry

: [ Door opens ] Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.

7,573

30

Summer

: Wow, Dad. Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.

7,574

30

Morty

: It’s actually clean, like a cocaine house. Dad, what’s going on?

7,575

30

Jerry

: I’m simply centered, activated -- [ Glass clinks, Warble ]

7,576

30

Morty

:And telekinetic?

7,577

30

Jerry

: Pretty cool, huh? Check it out. Who wants a smoothie? [ Rattle, Blender whirring ] Oh -- Oh, no. Uh, oh, God. Summer -- Summer, can you --

7,578

30

Summer

:-Aah!

7,579

30

Jerry

: -Sorry.

7,580

30

Kiara

: [ Warble ] You have much to learn, my Uloo.

7,581

30

Jerry

: Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. She’s a Krootabulan warrior priestess from Krootabulon.

7,582

30

Morty

: I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad. Uh, Chaimuntolo.

7,583

30

Kiara

: Chaimuntolo, younglings.

7,584

30

Summer

: Hymencholo.

7,585

30

Kiara

: Your father’s mind holds love for you. I am humbled to meet in physicality.

7,586

30

Summer

: Dad, are you

7,587

30

Jerry

:-- In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? Ha, ha, I don’t know, Summer. You tell me.

7,588

30

Summer

: I wasn’t going to ask if you were in love since you barely know her.

7,589

30

Jerry

: Summer. Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together. And things just kind of clicked.

7,590

30

Kiara

: We must move! Our reservation is at 7:00.

7,591

30

Jerry

: [ Whoosh ] I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her phase shift away. I’m sure you noticed what she has three of, but guess what she has two of?

7,592

30

Rick

: [ Screeches ] Oof! All right, knock it off! Listen, I’ve been giving you a pass because I’m charmed that life finds a way, but -- Aah! All right, you know what? [ Ray gun fires ] Ouch! Oh! Unh! Ouch! God! [ Sizzling ] Aah! Agh! [ Arm clicks ]

7,593

30

Beth

: Oh, yeah, this place is the safest. Best dad ever. Can’t you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?

7,594

30

Rick

: Uh, what would be the point of that?

7,595

30

Beth

: [ Chuckling ] You can’t do it, can you? You can’t just [bleep] apologize.

7,596

30

Rick

: Okay, okay, Beth, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. [raptor Screeches ] Hey, don’t look at me. You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target, it’s gonna get stepped on. [raptor Screeches, Whir, zap ] Huh. Well, here’s the problem right here. We’ve got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA.

7,597

30

Beth

: Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?

7,598

30

Rick

: It’s just a working theory. Of course, if that’s the case, I expect he’d be worshiped as a kind of god by a medieval-level society of his least-delicious children.

7,599

30

Lead Froopy Creature

: Halt! You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler, giver and taker of life, helper and consumer of mortality, dispenser of life