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7,400	29	Morty	: Ah, [BLEEP], I don’t even
7,401	29	Rick	: This better not have been a good one. What is this? Great, "Booger AIDS," "AIDS Booger." I gotta start using real file names.In the meantime, enjoy a grab bag of mind blowers I call "Poop AIDS underscore copy."
7,402	29	Alien King	: I’m not an unreasonable man, Beth Smith. I know children are everything to a mammal. I will spare one of their lives. You simply have to choose.
7,403	29	Beth	: Summer! Summer.
7,404	29	Rick	: You’re not gonna believe this. I went to Phoebe instead of Titan. It’s, like, hello, Saturn, after ten moons, time to stop naming and start numbering, you know? What’s Wh-What’s with you assholes?
7,405	29	Beth	: Morty, please, don’t do this.
7,406	29	Morty	: Your Morty is gone! I am Voltamatron, Destroyer of Worlds!
7,407	29	Summer	: Grandpa Rick, there must be some scientific way to save him!
7,408	29	Rick	: Not scientific, but there may be a way. Morty, I know you’re in there. It’s me, your grandpa. I know I can be mean, but I love you, Morty. We all do, you gotta fight this thing. I know you can. You’re stronger than all of us!
7,409	29	Beth	: Morty, it’s mom! We love you, you have to fight it!
7,410	29	Summer	: Come on, Morty! Fight that stupid worm thing! We love you! We love you so much! Yes, Morty, come on, you’re doing it! You’re doing it! You’re doing it! Should we pull it out?
7,411	29	Rick	: No, don’t touch it. Just keep loving Morty!
7,412	29	Beth	: We still love you. But I do have a thing at 6:00.
7,413	29	Summer	: Oh, God, do I have to keep looking?
7,414	29	Rick	: Geez, Morty, come on, pinch it off already! Don’t! Oh, God, sorry, Morty, I love you! God, is there going to be an intermission? Excuse me, but I ordered the large evil space worm.I know, it’s like, is that a demon slug in your stomach, or are you just happy to Sorry!
7,415	29	Morty	: Well, I guess it’s nice to know the whole family sucks! So if the blues ones are my fault, and the purple ones are my family’s, what are the red ones?
7,416	29	Rick	: Yeah, d-don’t read into it, Morty!
7,417	29	Morty	: Ahh.
7,418	29	Rick	: [BLEEP] We need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty. Venzenulon Nine has a night temperature of 300 below! We’ll freeze, Morty! W-We’ll be dead in seconds!
7,419	29	Morty	: I I think I saw a cave over there.
7,420	29	Rick	: You’ve seen too many movies, Morty. A cave isn’t gonna cut it. We’re gonna have to use Beebo.
7,421	29	Morty	: Beebo led us to water! He’s our friend! -
7,422	29	Rick	: He won’t even feel it! -
7,423	29	Morty	: Oh, no, no!
7,424	29	Rick	: You wanna die, Morty? Get in Beebo! Oh, no, no! Brace for the ice limit. Here it comes! Wait, are we on Venzenulon Nine or Venzenulon Seven?
7,425	29	Morty	: Wait a minute, why would I ask for that to be removed? Are the red ones stuff you wanted removed?
7,426	29	Rick	: Ooh, that’s clever, Morty, but I don’t use color to sort things because I’m not a mouse in a European children’s book.
7,427	29	Morty	: Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?
7,428	29	Rick	: Liquor? [Bleep], that was close.
7,429	29	Morty	: We lost Captain Sky. He gave his life for the uprising.
7,430	29	Rick	: Yeah. It really makes you think, huh, Morty? We should never take things for granite.
7,431	29	Morty	: - What? -
7,432	29	Rick	: I’m just saying, life’s short. We shouldn’t take things for granite.
7,433	29	Morty	: - Are you saying "granite"? -
7,434	29	Rick	: Well, yeah.
7,435	29	Morty	: It’s "granted," with a "D." Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was Jesus Christ, Rick, what are you, a boulder A rock person? How long have you been saying that wrong?
7,436	29	Rick	: Oh, you like that, huh? I b-b-bet that really blows your mind.
7,437	29	Morty	: I mean, yeah, it’s kind of great.
7,438	29	Rick	: - You want me to erase it? -
7,439	29	Morty	: What, you can do that?
7,440	29	Rick	: Ah, [BLEEP].
7,441	29	Morty	: I [BLEEP] knew it, you piece of [BLEEP]! You You You’re a [BLEEP] asshole, Rick!
7,442	29	Rick	: Take it easy, Morty, come on. Just relax.
7,443	29	Morty	: No, I’m not gonna [BLEEP] relax! Come here!
7,444	29	Rick	: Let go of me, you little bitch!
7,445	29	Morty	: I’m gonna grab you by the scruff of your
7,446	29	Rick	: Take that!
7,447	29	Morty	: Ohh! -
7,448	29	Rick	Umm.
7,449	29	Morty	: - Umm. Uhh.- What -
7,450	29	Rick	: What’s going on? -
7,451	29	Morty	: Where am I? -
7,452	29	Rick	: Who are we?
7,453	29	Morty	: Who am I? I think I’m an adolescent boy.
7,454	29	Rick	: Huh, and I’m an elderly man. And we appear to be in some kind of secret confined space.Yeah, umm Don’t look at me like that. For all we know, you could be the [BLEEP] weirdo. Huh, these things are obviously storage units, and since we can’t remember what went wrong, my guess is that the technology involves memory, and that this thing on your head is designed to Tell us the code, jagoff! It’s pointless. He’s stonewalling.
7,455	29	Morty	: Rick, if we don’t unlock those vaccines, Earth dies! You know, it might be time to step up your interrogation!
7,456	29	Rick	: Not sure what you’re implying, Morty, but some lines I don’t cross.
7,457	29	Morty	: Yeah, well, I crossed every line I had when this bastard tried to kill Jessica!
7,458	29	Rick	: Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty? Grab ‘em. You remember the codes now? Twist! Give us the codes, man! Twist harder, Morty! Harder! Okay, let go, let go, let him breathe. He wants to make a deal. Half the codes now, half after you finish.
7,459	29	Morty	: But can we trust Wait, what? F-Finish what?
7,460	29	Rick	: Y-You know
7,461	29	Morty	: I thought I was torturing him!
7,462	29	Rick	: Oh, and this disappoints you? Do I tell him we don’t have a deal, Morty? Because if we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?
7,463	29	Morty	: Well, what did you find out? We’re partners, I guess, and we fight aliens, like "Men in Black"?
7,464	29	Rick	: "Men in Black," "Men in Black." I have "Men in Black 2" in here.
7,465	29	Morty	: So So you get the general idea.
7,466	29	Rick	: Not quite. It’s basically an endless string of callbacks to
7,467	29	Morty	: All right, save it for Youtube.I’ll keep looking for clues.
7,468	29	Rick	: What are you doing?
7,469	29	Morty	: You want your shelf level or not?
7,470	29	Rick	: And if I say yes, you’re gonna provide that for me with that?
7,471	29	Morty	: Yes, see the bubble?
7,472	29	Rick	: I’m familiar with the bubble, Morty. I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball and a bubble of [BLEEP] air, you’re the reason this species is a failure, and it makes me angry!
7,473	29	Morty	: You’re drunk.
7,474	29	Rick	: You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf You want to experience true level? Do you?
7,475	29	Morty	: Y-yes.
7,476	29	Rick	: Ugh, all right, come on.
7,477	29	Morty	: Wow, it’s so Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, Christ, ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh.
7,478	29	Rick	: Oh, yeah, true level, bitch.
7,479	29	Summer	: Morty, come on, we’re leaving for school.
7,480	29	Morty	: Oh, everything’s crooked! Reality is poison! I want to go back! I hate this!
7,481	29	Summer	: What’s his deal?
7,482	29	Morty	: Can’t live like this! Shh, shh, shh, shh, Morty, Morty, Morty.
7,483	29	Rick	: Go to school, Summer. I’ll go in Morty’s memory and do a little Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!
7,484	29	Morty	: Well? You seem to be in charge of what I get to remember. Why?
7,485	29	Rick	: Good question. Morty, I need darkness to prime these optical inductors. Hit the leftmost light switch by the door for me. The left. Okay, lights on. So, did I just hear three distinct light switch clicks?
7,486	29	Morty	: W-W-What do you mean?
7,487	29	Rick	: I feel like the three sounds I heard could be explained by an initial erroneous flipping of a switch on the right followed by a hasty, corrective flipping of the requested switch. Then during the resultant darkness and silence, a third, shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch. Is my assessment accurate?
7,488	29	Morty	: Yeah, that’s that’s basically how how it all shaked out. I’m sorry.
7,489	29	Rick	: Ugh. All right, come on.
7,490	29	Morty	: What?!
7,491	29	Rick	: Come on! Grab a shovel.
7,492	29	Morty	: W-What is
7,493	29	Rick	: Grab a shovel! What was that? I can’t find a goddamn zip tie anywhere! All right, [BLEEP] it! Ahh, zip tie. Why are you making me do this for you again?
7,494	29	Morty	: Who doesn’t wish they could talk to animals, Rick?
7,495	29	Rick	: Most humans! There, I’m done, just stay out of trouble!
7,496	29	Squirrels	: Gotta keep moving. Can’t stop. Up, down, down, up, up, up, down, up, stop, down. The queen needs food. The babies need food. The queen makes babies. The situation in Argentina has proven less convenient than predicted. We’ll have to re-destabilize their economy, refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle, foster a coup, and install a compliant regime. Same as Guatemala? Yes, but you can double time it. We need a quorum to pick a new pope, in case the Exxon/Monsanto thing falls through in Africa. Why not use chemtrails? Put a canopy on Uganda. They’re set to agitate any mo What? That kid is watching us. So, we’re squirrels, he’s a kid. He’s watching us like he hears what we’re saying. Hey, kid. Young man? Come here, little boy. Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle. Little boy! We’ll give you wishes if you can hear us! We can make you fly and get candy.
7,497	29	Morty	: Oh, [BLEEP]! Oh, [BLEEP]! [Bleep] me! [Bleep] me! Rick!
7,498	29	Rick	: Ah, [BLEEP], Morty, what did you do? All right, Morty, pack your shit! That’s only gonna keep ‘em down for a little bit, Morty! You [BLEEP] with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they’re backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We’re [BLEEP] over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!
7,499	29	Morty	: I don’t know what my reaction is, but I think I’m mounting in suspicion of you.

7,400

29

Morty

: Ah, [BLEEP], I don’t even

7,401

29

Rick

: This better not have been a good one. What is this? Great, "Booger AIDS," "AIDS Booger." I gotta start using real file names.In the meantime, enjoy a grab bag of mind blowers I call "Poop AIDS underscore copy."

7,402

29

Alien King

: I’m not an unreasonable man, Beth Smith. I know children are everything to a mammal. I will spare one of their lives. You simply have to choose.

7,403

29

Beth

: Summer! Summer.

7,404

29

Rick

: You’re not gonna believe this. I went to Phoebe instead of Titan. It’s, like, hello, Saturn, after ten moons, time to stop naming and start numbering, you know? What’s Wh-What’s with you assholes?

7,405

29

Beth

: Morty, please, don’t do this.

7,406

29

Morty

: Your Morty is gone! I am Voltamatron, Destroyer of Worlds!

7,407

29

Summer

: Grandpa Rick, there must be some scientific way to save him!

7,408

29

Rick

: Not scientific, but there may be a way. Morty, I know you’re in there. It’s me, your grandpa. I know I can be mean, but I love you, Morty. We all do, you gotta fight this thing. I know you can. You’re stronger than all of us!

7,409

29

Beth

: Morty, it’s mom! We love you, you have to fight it!

7,410

29

Summer

: Come on, Morty! Fight that stupid worm thing! We love you! We love you so much! Yes, Morty, come on, you’re doing it! You’re doing it! You’re doing it! Should we pull it out?

7,411

29

Rick

: No, don’t touch it. Just keep loving Morty!

7,412

29

Beth

: We still love you. But I do have a thing at 6:00.

7,413

29

Summer

: Oh, God, do I have to keep looking?

7,414

29

Rick

: Geez, Morty, come on, pinch it off already! Don’t! Oh, God, sorry, Morty, I love you! God, is there going to be an intermission? Excuse me, but I ordered the large evil space worm.I know, it’s like, is that a demon slug in your stomach, or are you just happy to Sorry!

7,415

29

Morty

: Well, I guess it’s nice to know the whole family sucks! So if the blues ones are my fault, and the purple ones are my family’s, what are the red ones?

7,416

29

Rick

: Yeah, d-don’t read into it, Morty!

7,417

29

Morty

: Ahh.

7,418

29

Rick

: [BLEEP] We need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty. Venzenulon Nine has a night temperature of 300 below! We’ll freeze, Morty! W-We’ll be dead in seconds!

7,419

29

Morty

: I I think I saw a cave over there.

7,420

29

Rick

: You’ve seen too many movies, Morty. A cave isn’t gonna cut it. We’re gonna have to use Beebo.

7,421

29

Morty

: Beebo led us to water! He’s our friend! -

7,422

29

Rick

: He won’t even feel it! -

7,423

29

Morty

: Oh, no, no!

7,424

29

Rick

: You wanna die, Morty? Get in Beebo! Oh, no, no! Brace for the ice limit. Here it comes! Wait, are we on Venzenulon Nine or Venzenulon Seven?

7,425

29

Morty

: Wait a minute, why would I ask for that to be removed? Are the red ones stuff you wanted removed?

7,426

29

Rick

: Ooh, that’s clever, Morty, but I don’t use color to sort things because I’m not a mouse in a European children’s book.

7,427

29

Morty

: Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?

7,428

29

Rick

: Liquor? [Bleep], that was close.

7,429

29

Morty

: We lost Captain Sky. He gave his life for the uprising.

7,430

29

Rick

: Yeah. It really makes you think, huh, Morty? We should never take things for granite.

7,431

29

Morty

: - What? -

7,432

29

Rick

: I’m just saying, life’s short. We shouldn’t take things for granite.

7,433

29

Morty

: - Are you saying "granite"? -

7,434

29

Rick

: Well, yeah.

7,435

29

Morty

: It’s "granted," with a "D." Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was Jesus Christ, Rick, what are you, a boulder A rock person? How long have you been saying that wrong?

7,436

29

Rick

: Oh, you like that, huh? I b-b-bet that really blows your mind.

7,437

29

Morty

: I mean, yeah, it’s kind of great.

7,438

29

Rick

: - You want me to erase it? -

7,439

29

Morty

: What, you can do that?

7,440

29

Rick

: Ah, [BLEEP].

7,441

29

Morty

: I [BLEEP] knew it, you piece of [BLEEP]! You You You’re a [BLEEP] asshole, Rick!

7,442

29

Rick

: Take it easy, Morty, come on. Just relax.

7,443

29

Morty

: No, I’m not gonna [BLEEP] relax! Come here!

7,444

29

Rick

: Let go of me, you little bitch!

7,445

29

Morty

: I’m gonna grab you by the scruff of your

7,446

29

Rick

: Take that!

7,447

29

Morty

: Ohh! -

7,448

29

Rick

Umm.

7,449

29

Morty

: - Umm. Uhh.- What -

7,450

29

Rick

: What’s going on? -

7,451

29

Morty

: Where am I? -

7,452

29

Rick

: Who are we?

7,453

29

Morty

: Who am I? I think I’m an adolescent boy.

7,454

29

Rick

: Huh, and I’m an elderly man. And we appear to be in some kind of secret confined space.Yeah, umm Don’t look at me like that. For all we know, you could be the [BLEEP] weirdo. Huh, these things are obviously storage units, and since we can’t remember what went wrong, my guess is that the technology involves memory, and that this thing on your head is designed to Tell us the code, jagoff! It’s pointless. He’s stonewalling.

7,455

29

Morty

: Rick, if we don’t unlock those vaccines, Earth dies! You know, it might be time to step up your interrogation!

7,456

29

Rick

: Not sure what you’re implying, Morty, but some lines I don’t cross.

7,457

29

Morty

: Yeah, well, I crossed every line I had when this bastard tried to kill Jessica!

7,458

29

Rick

: Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty? Grab ‘em. You remember the codes now? Twist! Give us the codes, man! Twist harder, Morty! Harder! Okay, let go, let go, let him breathe. He wants to make a deal. Half the codes now, half after you finish.

7,459

29

Morty

: But can we trust Wait, what? F-Finish what?

7,460

29

Rick

: Y-You know

7,461

29

Morty

: I thought I was torturing him!

7,462

29

Rick

: Oh, and this disappoints you? Do I tell him we don’t have a deal, Morty? Because if we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?

7,463

29

Morty

: Well, what did you find out? We’re partners, I guess, and we fight aliens, like "Men in Black"?

7,464

29

Rick

: "Men in Black," "Men in Black." I have "Men in Black 2" in here.

7,465

29

Morty

: So So you get the general idea.

7,466

29

Rick

: Not quite. It’s basically an endless string of callbacks to

7,467

29

Morty

: All right, save it for Youtube.I’ll keep looking for clues.

7,468

29

Rick

: What are you doing?

7,469

29

Morty

: You want your shelf level or not?

7,470

29

Rick

: And if I say yes, you’re gonna provide that for me with that?

7,471

29

Morty

: Yes, see the bubble?

7,472

29

Rick

: I’m familiar with the bubble, Morty. I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball and a bubble of [BLEEP] air, you’re the reason this species is a failure, and it makes me angry!

7,473

29

Morty

: You’re drunk.

7,474

29

Rick

: You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf You want to experience true level? Do you?

7,475

29

Morty

: Y-yes.

7,476

29

Rick

: Ugh, all right, come on.

7,477

29

Morty

: Wow, it’s so Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, Christ, ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh.

7,478

29

Rick

: Oh, yeah, true level, bitch.

7,479

29

Summer

: Morty, come on, we’re leaving for school.

7,480

29

Morty

: Oh, everything’s crooked! Reality is poison! I want to go back! I hate this!

7,481

29

Summer

: What’s his deal?

7,482

29

Morty

: Can’t live like this! Shh, shh, shh, shh, Morty, Morty, Morty.

7,483

29

Rick

: Go to school, Summer. I’ll go in Morty’s memory and do a little Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!

7,484

29

Morty

: Well? You seem to be in charge of what I get to remember. Why?

7,485

29

Rick

: Good question. Morty, I need darkness to prime these optical inductors. Hit the leftmost light switch by the door for me. The left. Okay, lights on. So, did I just hear three distinct light switch clicks?

7,486

29

Morty

: W-W-What do you mean?

7,487

29

Rick

: I feel like the three sounds I heard could be explained by an initial erroneous flipping of a switch on the right followed by a hasty, corrective flipping of the requested switch. Then during the resultant darkness and silence, a third, shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch. Is my assessment accurate?

7,488

29

Morty

: Yeah, that’s that’s basically how how it all shaked out. I’m sorry.

7,489

29

Rick

: Ugh. All right, come on.

7,490

29

Morty

: What?!

7,491

29

Rick

: Come on! Grab a shovel.

7,492

29

Morty

: W-What is

7,493

29

Rick

: Grab a shovel! What was that? I can’t find a goddamn zip tie anywhere! All right, [BLEEP] it! Ahh, zip tie. Why are you making me do this for you again?

7,494

29

Morty

: Who doesn’t wish they could talk to animals, Rick?

7,495

29

Rick

: Most humans! There, I’m done, just stay out of trouble!

7,496

29

Squirrels

: Gotta keep moving. Can’t stop. Up, down, down, up, up, up, down, up, stop, down. The queen needs food. The babies need food. The queen makes babies. The situation in Argentina has proven less convenient than predicted. We’ll have to re-destabilize their economy, refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle, foster a coup, and install a compliant regime. Same as Guatemala? Yes, but you can double time it. We need a quorum to pick a new pope, in case the Exxon/Monsanto thing falls through in Africa. Why not use chemtrails? Put a canopy on Uganda. They’re set to agitate any mo What? That kid is watching us. So, we’re squirrels, he’s a kid. He’s watching us like he hears what we’re saying. Hey, kid. Young man? Come here, little boy. Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle. Little boy! We’ll give you wishes if you can hear us! We can make you fly and get candy.

7,497

29

Morty

: Oh, [BLEEP]! Oh, [BLEEP]! [Bleep] me! [Bleep] me! Rick!

7,498

29

Rick

: Ah, [BLEEP], Morty, what did you do? All right, Morty, pack your shit! That’s only gonna keep ‘em down for a little bit, Morty! You [BLEEP] with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they’re backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! We’re [BLEEP] over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!

7,499

29

Morty

: I don’t know what my reaction is, but I think I’m mounting in suspicion of you.