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7,600	30	Rick	:-- Yeah, if I could interrupt? We’re way ahead of the reveal here.
7,601	30	Beth	: Yeah, just take us to King Tommy.
7,602	30	Morty	: I thought warrior priestesses could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt.
7,603	30	Jerry	: Mmm. Thank you, sweetie.
7,604	30	Morty	: I hope it’s not human season.
7,605	30	Kiara	: I’m on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human. Your father and I are soul-bonded.
7,606	30	Morty	: Soul-bonded?
7,607	30	Summer	: Um, does your planet have shorter days, because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?
7,608	30	Kiara	: Sniff [ Dramatic music plays, Whoosh, Varrix alien waiter reveal]
7,609	30	Jerry	: Go get him, honey! She’s always hunting. [ Chuckles ] She probably knew a Varrix worked here, and that’s why she said the Yelp reviews didn’t matter.
7,610	30	Morty	: Dad, do you understand how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is?
7,611	30	Jerry	: Uh, gee, Morty, I don’t know. It’s got such a casual name. If you want to lecture anyone about commitment, start with your mom.
7,612	30	Summer	: Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about? Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?
7,613	30	Jerry	: Every weekend, you two have told me to move on.
7,614	30	Summer	: Move on, like, out of bed. Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper, not move on into a sloppy rebound.
7,615	30	Morty	: Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.
7,616	30	Jerry	: Why don’t you just say what you really mean? You think it’s cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis and you recognize she’s got a hot bod like Cheetara in "Thundercats," but you’re grossed out by her avocado-shaped head and blue skin, and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head. After all the time and energy I spent teaching you two about race [ Varrix screams ] you ended up racist.
7,617	30	Kiara	: [ Whoosh ] Soon your world will be rid of Varrix. Tomorrow, we celebrate.
7,618	30	Jerry	: We could take the kids to the water park.
7,619	30	Kiara	: We celebrate with a hunt!
7,620	30	Jerry	: Ooh. You kids want to hunt?
7,621	30	Morty	: -Yes.
7,622	30	Summer	: -Yes.
7,623	30	Offspring creature	: All kneel for King Tommy!
7,624	30	Rick	: I’m not kneeling. Suck my [bleep]
7,625	30	Tommy	: Well, hello, all! I am the King of Froopyland, but I go by another name, too.
7,626	30	Beth	: We know.
7,627	30	Tommy	: It’s Tommy!
7,628	30	Beth	: -We know.
7,629	30	Rick	: -We know.
7,630	30	Tommy	: I have lived here since I was a mere child.
7,631	30	Beth	: -We know.
7,632	30	Rick	: -Got it.
7,633	30	Tommy	: I suppose you’re wondering, how do I sustain myself?
7,634	30	Rick	: -Oh, boy.
7,635	30	Beth	: -No, we aren’t.
7,636	30	Tommy	: I always find the theater is the best way to clarify things.
7,637	30	Beth	: -Ugh.
7,638	30	Rick	: -Seriously?
7,639	30	Beth	: Oh, my God.
7,640	30	Tommy	: Players, go!
7,641	30	Little Tommy	: I am little Tommy.
7,642	30	Tiny Beth	: I am tiny Beth.
7,643	30	Beth	: Oh, come on.
7,644	30	Tiny Beth	: Come with me to a magic land.
7,645	30	Froopy Voice	:Don’t do it!
7,646	30	Tiny Beth	: This is my secret Froopyland where I have no rules!
7,647	30	Little Tommy	: I am excited.
7,648	30	Tiny Beth	: I am jealous of Tommy’s friends and his Nintendo and his dad who likes him.
7,649	30	Rick	: I take it Tommy wasn’t class playwright.
7,650	30	Tiny Beth	: You want to see the Honey Swamp?
7,651	30	Little Tommy	: Yes! Let’s do it!
7,652	30	Tiny Beth	: Well, I want to see you dead.
7,653	30	Little Tommy	: Ow, help! I’m stuck! I’m covered in honey.
7,654	30	Rick	: Huh. Well, that’s interesting.
7,655	30	Beth	: Fake news.
7,656	30	Little Tommy	: Many nights have passed, trapped in this strange land. I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump. I will hump this rock. [ Tapping ] I will hump this tree. [ Tapping ] I will hump this beast of the land and put my seed in it.[ Tapping ]
7,657	30	Little Offspring	: I am the first of Tommy’s children. Eat of my flesh so you may survive.
7,658	30	Little Tommy	: And so I did.
7,659	30	Rick	: Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Certified fresh. Good -- Good job.
7,660	30	Tommy	: Perhaps a demonstration is in order.[ Unzips shorts ]
7,661	30	Beth	: No, that is the last thing that is in order! Ugh. Oh, my God.
7,662	30	Rick	: Poor Froopy character. Leave him alone.
7,663	30	Tommy	: [ Shorts zip ] Ahh. Gather round, gang! [ Moos ] Dinner time. [ Splorch ]
7,664	30	Rick	: All right, that’s it. I’m outta here.
7,665	30	Beth	: What are you doing? We’re in the middle of an adventure.
7,666	30	Rick	: Here’s some things an adventure needs, Beth. Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, and, clearly, Morty.
7,667	30	Beth	: But Tommy’s still in there, raping Muppets and eating babies.
7,668	30	Rick	: Yep. Luckily, that’s not our problem. Time to pull the plug.
7,669	30	Beth	: Pull the plug? We have to get Tommy out of there, okay? We -- We need to do the right thing. Do what you never did as a dad -- Put in a little effort.
7,670	30	Rick	: All right, cut the high-road routine. We both saw Tommy’s shitty play. You pushed him in the Honey Swamp, Beth. His very happy life is in your hands. You go save him from it.
7,671	30	Beth	: [ Scoffs ] You’re gonna believe a play over your own daughter?
7,672	30	Rick	: Yes, I am, Beth, because you’re not my own daughter.
7,673	30	Beth	: Oh, God, yes. I’m one of infinite Beths with infinite fathers in infinite universes. It’s called a hug, Dad. It won’t kill you.
7,674	30	Rick	: Yeah, don’t be so sure. You know why all Ricks made a Froopyland for all their little girls? Same reason I wasn’t surprised by Tommy’s overwritten, badly structured, cheaply produced flashback. You were a scary [bleep] kid, man.
7,675	30	Beth	: [ Scoffing ] Oh, my God.
7,676	30	Rick	: I didn’t make Froopyland to get rid of you, Beth. I did it to protect the neighborhood. Not in a [burps] noble sense. It was just more practical to sequester you before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement for every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio-path.
7,677	30	Beth	: You would rather believe I’m evil than admit that you were a bad father?
7,678	30	Rick	: Oh, dude, no. No, bad father all the way to the max over here. I’m a [bleep] nutcase. And the acorn plopped straight down, baby. Look at some of this shit you were asking me to make you as a kid. Ray guns. A whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun, a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards, night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers, false fingerprints, fall-asleep darts, a lie-detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat, a Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge, location-tracking stickers (time = 10:55 -5.243, 47.394, rainbow-colored duct tape, mind-control hair clips, poison gum, a pink, sentient switchblade.
7,679	30	Pink Sentient Switchblade	: Hi, Beth, you’ve gotten taller. Shall we resume stabbing?
7,680	30	Beth	: Has it occurred to you that I asked you to make those things because I wanted you to spend time with me? Has it occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy, it might be because I was jealous of his family?
7,681	30	Rick	: Wait, what? Why? Wasn’t his dad, like, some kind of cannibal? Seems like it must be hereditary.
7,682	30	Beth	: Oh, my God. This is your fault. I am not a bad person. I’m gonna go back in there, I’m getting Tommy, and I’m fixing this!
7,683	30	Rick	: Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ] I don’t know why I just said that. Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it. Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m owning it.
7,684	30	Morty	:No, Dad! You’re not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]
7,685	30	Jerry	: Cutting off their heads isn’t doing it right?
7,686	30	Morty	: They’re [grunts] clearly regenerative! I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.
7,687	30	Summer	: You think or you know? I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole.
7,688	30	Morty	: Don’t snap at me! I’m tired!
7,689	30	Summer	: -Me, too!
7,690	30	Jerry	: -We’re all tired! [ Ax swings, Whoosh, Grunts ]
7,691	30	Kiara	: That’s the last of them. Tonight, we celebrate.
7,692	30	Jerry	: With a hunt?
7,693	30	Kiara	: Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt.
7,694	30	Jerry	: [ Rain trickling, Clears throat ] I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
7,695	30	Summer	: -What the [bleep] Dad?
7,696	30	Morty	: -Oh, my God! Duh!
7,697	30	Summer	: -Obviously!
7,698	30	Morty	: -Yeah, no kidding!
7,699	30	Jerry	: Can you guys help me?

7,600

30

Rick

:-- Yeah, if I could interrupt? We’re way ahead of the reveal here.

7,601

30

Beth

: Yeah, just take us to King Tommy.

7,602

30

Morty

: I thought warrior priestesses could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt.

7,603

30

Jerry

: Mmm. Thank you, sweetie.

7,604

30

Morty

: I hope it’s not human season.

7,605

30

Kiara

: I’m on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human. Your father and I are soul-bonded.

7,606

30

Morty

: Soul-bonded?

7,607

30

Summer

: Um, does your planet have shorter days, because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?

7,608

30

Kiara

: Sniff [ Dramatic music plays, Whoosh, Varrix alien waiter reveal]

7,609

30

Jerry

: Go get him, honey! She’s always hunting. [ Chuckles ] She probably knew a Varrix worked here, and that’s why she said the Yelp reviews didn’t matter.

7,610

30

Morty

: Dad, do you understand how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is?

7,611

30

Jerry

: Uh, gee, Morty, I don’t know. It’s got such a casual name. If you want to lecture anyone about commitment, start with your mom.

7,612

30

Summer

: Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about? Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?

7,613

30

Jerry

: Every weekend, you two have told me to move on.

7,614

30

Summer

: Move on, like, out of bed. Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper, not move on into a sloppy rebound.

7,615

30

Morty

: Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.

7,616

30

Jerry

: Why don’t you just say what you really mean? You think it’s cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis and you recognize she’s got a hot bod like Cheetara in "Thundercats," but you’re grossed out by her avocado-shaped head and blue skin, and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head. After all the time and energy I spent teaching you two about race [ Varrix screams ] you ended up racist.

7,617

30

Kiara

: [ Whoosh ] Soon your world will be rid of Varrix. Tomorrow, we celebrate.

7,618

30

Jerry

: We could take the kids to the water park.

7,619

30

Kiara

: We celebrate with a hunt!

7,620

30

Jerry

: Ooh. You kids want to hunt?

7,621

30

Morty

: -Yes.

7,622

30

Summer

: -Yes.

7,623

30

Offspring creature

: All kneel for King Tommy!

7,624

30

Rick

: I’m not kneeling. Suck my [bleep]

7,625

30

Tommy

: Well, hello, all! I am the King of Froopyland, but I go by another name, too.

7,626

30

Beth

: We know.

7,627

30

Tommy

: It’s Tommy!

7,628

30

Beth

: -We know.

7,629

30

Rick

: -We know.

7,630

30

Tommy

: I have lived here since I was a mere child.

7,631

30

Beth

: -We know.

7,632

30

Rick

: -Got it.

7,633

30

Tommy

: I suppose you’re wondering, how do I sustain myself?

7,634

30

Rick

: -Oh, boy.

7,635

30

Beth

: -No, we aren’t.

7,636

30

Tommy

: I always find the theater is the best way to clarify things.

7,637

30

Beth

: -Ugh.

7,638

30

Rick

: -Seriously?

7,639

30

Beth

: Oh, my God.

7,640

30

Tommy

: Players, go!

7,641

30

Little Tommy

: I am little Tommy.

7,642

30

Tiny Beth

: I am tiny Beth.

7,643

30

Beth

: Oh, come on.

7,644

30

Tiny Beth

: Come with me to a magic land.

7,645

30

Froopy Voice

:Don’t do it!

7,646

30

Tiny Beth

: This is my secret Froopyland where I have no rules!

7,647

30

Little Tommy

: I am excited.

7,648

30

Tiny Beth

: I am jealous of Tommy’s friends and his Nintendo and his dad who likes him.

7,649

30

Rick

: I take it Tommy wasn’t class playwright.

7,650

30

Tiny Beth

: You want to see the Honey Swamp?

7,651

30

Little Tommy

: Yes! Let’s do it!

7,652

30

Tiny Beth

: Well, I want to see you dead.

7,653

30

Little Tommy

: Ow, help! I’m stuck! I’m covered in honey.

7,654

30

Rick

: Huh. Well, that’s interesting.

7,655

30

Beth

: Fake news.

7,656

30

Little Tommy

: Many nights have passed, trapped in this strange land. I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump. I will hump this rock. [ Tapping ] I will hump this tree. [ Tapping ] I will hump this beast of the land and put my seed in it.[ Tapping ]

7,657

30

Little Offspring

: I am the first of Tommy’s children. Eat of my flesh so you may survive.

7,658

30

Little Tommy

: And so I did.

7,659

30

Rick

: Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Certified fresh. Good -- Good job.

7,660

30

Tommy

: Perhaps a demonstration is in order.[ Unzips shorts ]

7,661

30

Beth

: No, that is the last thing that is in order! Ugh. Oh, my God.

7,662

30

Rick

: Poor Froopy character. Leave him alone.

7,663

30

Tommy

: [ Shorts zip ] Ahh. Gather round, gang! [ Moos ] Dinner time. [ Splorch ]

7,664

30

Rick

: All right, that’s it. I’m outta here.

7,665

30

Beth

: What are you doing? We’re in the middle of an adventure.

7,666

30

Rick

: Here’s some things an adventure needs, Beth. Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, and, clearly, Morty.

7,667

30

Beth

: But Tommy’s still in there, raping Muppets and eating babies.

7,668

30

Rick

: Yep. Luckily, that’s not our problem. Time to pull the plug.

7,669

30

Beth

: Pull the plug? We have to get Tommy out of there, okay? We -- We need to do the right thing. Do what you never did as a dad -- Put in a little effort.

7,670

30

Rick

: All right, cut the high-road routine. We both saw Tommy’s shitty play. You pushed him in the Honey Swamp, Beth. His very happy life is in your hands. You go save him from it.

7,671

30

Beth

: [ Scoffs ] You’re gonna believe a play over your own daughter?

7,672

30

Rick

: Yes, I am, Beth, because you’re not my own daughter.

7,673

30

Beth

: Oh, God, yes. I’m one of infinite Beths with infinite fathers in infinite universes. It’s called a hug, Dad. It won’t kill you.

7,674

30

Rick

: Yeah, don’t be so sure. You know why all Ricks made a Froopyland for all their little girls? Same reason I wasn’t surprised by Tommy’s overwritten, badly structured, cheaply produced flashback. You were a scary [bleep] kid, man.

7,675

30

Beth

: [ Scoffing ] Oh, my God.

7,676

30

Rick

: I didn’t make Froopyland to get rid of you, Beth. I did it to protect the neighborhood. Not in a [burps] noble sense. It was just more practical to sequester you before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement for every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio-path.

7,677

30

Beth

: You would rather believe I’m evil than admit that you were a bad father?

7,678

30

Rick

: Oh, dude, no. No, bad father all the way to the max over here. I’m a [bleep] nutcase. And the acorn plopped straight down, baby. Look at some of this shit you were asking me to make you as a kid. Ray guns. A whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun, a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards, night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers, false fingerprints, fall-asleep darts, a lie-detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat, a Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge, location-tracking stickers (time = 10:55 -5.243, 47.394, rainbow-colored duct tape, mind-control hair clips, poison gum, a pink, sentient switchblade.

7,679

30

Pink Sentient Switchblade

: Hi, Beth, you’ve gotten taller. Shall we resume stabbing?

7,680

30

Beth

: Has it occurred to you that I asked you to make those things because I wanted you to spend time with me? Has it occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy, it might be because I was jealous of his family?

7,681

30

Rick

: Wait, what? Why? Wasn’t his dad, like, some kind of cannibal? Seems like it must be hereditary.

7,682

30

Beth

: Oh, my God. This is your fault. I am not a bad person. I’m gonna go back in there, I’m getting Tommy, and I’m fixing this!

7,683

30

Rick

: Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ] I don’t know why I just said that. Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it. Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m owning it.

7,684

30

Morty

:No, Dad! You’re not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]

7,685

30

Jerry

: Cutting off their heads isn’t doing it right?

7,686

30

Morty

: They’re [grunts] clearly regenerative! I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.

7,687

30

Summer

: You think or you know? I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole.

7,688

30

Morty

: Don’t snap at me! I’m tired!

7,689

30

Summer

: -Me, too!

7,690

30

Jerry

: -We’re all tired! [ Ax swings, Whoosh, Grunts ]

7,691

30

Kiara

: That’s the last of them. Tonight, we celebrate.

7,692

30

Jerry

: With a hunt?

7,693

30

Kiara

: Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt.

7,694

30

Jerry

: [ Rain trickling, Clears throat ] I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.

7,695

30

Summer

: -What the [bleep] Dad?

7,696

30

Morty

: -Oh, my God! Duh!

7,697

30

Summer

: -Obviously!

7,698

30

Morty

: -Yeah, no kidding!

7,699

30

Jerry

: Can you guys help me?