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7,800	30	Trandor	:-- -Kiara?
7,801	30	Kiara	: -Trandor!
7,802	30	Trandor	: What are you doing here?
7,803	30	Kiara	: Just hunting.
7,804	30	Trandor	: Do you really expect me to believe it has nothing to do with us? You knew Earth was my domain.
7,805	30	Kiara	: I don’t like what you’re insinuating.
7,806	30	Summer	: Dad, can we go now?
7,807	30	Jerry	: Hold on a second. I’m starting to get the feeling that I was the rebound.
7,808	30	Morty	: Dad, you just got handed an Ex Machina. You’re taking it.
7,809	30	Trandor	: Varrix nests spread across 300 galaxies, and you just happened to pick this planet to hunt? That’s Gorgon shit -- total Gorgon shit!
7,810	30	Summer	: We’re home!
7,811	30	Beth	: Hey, guys!
7,812	30	Summer	: What’s for dinner?
7,813	30	Beth	: How was Jerry’s?
7,814	30	Summer	: The usual. Can we have pizza?
7,815	30	Beth	: Pizza sounds great.
7,816	30	Morty	: Hey, Rick, did you know my dad was dating an alien? No.
7,817	30	Rick	: Gross.: For the alien.
7,818	30	Beth	: Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo’s is closed. Are you guys sure you want pizza?
7,819	30	Rick	: [ Whoosh ] Arnaldo’s isn’t closed in the dimension where they didn’t invent Daylight Savings!
7,820	30	Beth	: What would we do without you? I love you, Dad.
7,821	30	Rick	: Love you, too, sweetie. By the way, that wasn’t time travel. There were just a couple pizzas on the counter. I grabbed them.
7,822	30	Kiara	: [ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it’s Kiara. Listen, my boyfriend saw those texts you’ve been sending me, and he got pretty pissed off. If he calls you, just ignore him! [ Beep ]
7,823	30	Carmox	: [ Beep ] This is Carmox. I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara. I am coming to kill you now! [ Beep ]
7,824	30	Rick	: [ Beep]Yo, Jerry, it’s the Big R. Uh, I killed that alien that was coming after ya. Looking out for ya, buddy. [ Beep ] [ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it’s Rick. Don’t be mad. I [bleep] your ex-girlfriend Kiara.
7,825	30	Kiara	:Who are you talking to, Rick? Doesn’t matter.
7,826	30	Michael	:Hey, Jerry, this is Michael down at The Antique Phone rentals. Um, I’m gonna go ahead and let you off the hook for the $70 late fee. You can go ahead and keep that answering machine. Nobody really uses those anymore except for exposition on TV shows, anyways.
7,827	30	Rick	stumbles in drunkenly, and turns on the lights. Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me.
7,828	30	Morty	rubs his eyes. What, Rick? What’s going on?
7,829	30	Rick	I got a surprise for you, Morty.
7,830	30	Morty	It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
7,831	30	Rick	spills alcohol on Morty's bed Come on, I got a surprise for you. drags Morty by the ankle Come on, hurry up. pulls Morty out of his bed and into the hall.
7,832	30	Morty	Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!
7,833	30	Rick	We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.
7,834	30	Rick	Rick drives through the night sky. What do you think of this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage.
7,835	30	Morty	Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise?
7,836	30	Rick	Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
7,837	30	Morty	What?! A bomb?!
7,838	30	Rick	We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
7,839	30	Morty	T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
7,840	30	Rick	Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
7,841	30	Morty	Jessica? From my math class?
7,842	30	Rick	puts an arm around Morty’s shoulders. When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.
7,843	30	Morty	Ohh...
7,844	30	Rick	And Jessica's gonna be Eve.
7,845	30	Morty	Whhhh-wha?
7,846	30	Rick	And so that's the surprise, Morty.
7,847	30	Morty	No, you can't! shoves Rick away. Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!
7,848	30	Rick	I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... spills alcohol down his shirt. You don't got... Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.
7,849	30	Morty	What are you talking about, Rick?
7,850	30	Rick	You-you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she— she, she, she's all for you, Morty.
7,851	30	Morty	I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—
7,852	30	Rick	You know what, Morty? You're right. throws empty bottle into the backseat) Let's forget the girl altogether. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. (presses a button.
7,853	30	Robot Voice	Arming neutrino bomb.
7,854	30	Morty	unbuckles his seatbelt) That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel. (jumps up on Rick and starts fighting with him over control of the wheel.
7,855	30	Rick	Get off of me, Morty! they begin to talk over each other.
7,856	30	Morty	I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! starts kicking Rick's face while grabbing the wheel.
7,857	30	Rick	at the same time) Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? (pushes Morty) What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty. (pushes Morty off of him.
7,858	30	Rick	Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.
7,859	30	Rick	Rick lands the cruiser in an open desert; he opens the door and tumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles.
7,860	30	Morty	Oh, thank god.
7,861	30	Rick	You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.
7,862	30	Morty	It was?
7,863	30	Rick	Sure. Why not? I don’t, I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo— falls asleep and begins snoring.
7,864	30	Robot Voice	Neutrino bomb armed.
7,865	30	Morty	Um...
7,866	30	Jerry	I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
7,867	30	Summer	Oh my God, his head is in his food. I'm going to puke.
7,868	30	Beth	Morty, are you getting sick? Morty lifts his head, clearly exhausted, and wipes food from his face
7,869	30	Morty	I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom. I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.
7,870	30	Summer	Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick.
7,871	30	Jerry	What?
7,872	30	Beth	Dad?
7,873	30	Rick	What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
7,874	30	Jerry	Damn it!
7,875	30	Beth	Jerry!
7,876	30	Jerry	Beth!
7,877	30	Summer	Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die.
7,878	30	Rick	Mm, there is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
7,879	30	Jerry	glaring at Rick. Okay, with all due respect, Rick— what am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?
7,880	30	Rick	Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. Jerry stares incredulously at him) Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. (wipes his mouth and gets up, stopping behind Beth and putting a hand on her shoulder) This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them. (Rick gives Beth a kiss and walks away.
7,881	30	Beth	tears up in happiness. Oh, dad…
7,882	30	Jerry	What? For real? Morty's face slams into his plate again.
7,883	30	Mr. Goldenfold	Alright, now, everybody get settled. Get away from the windows!
7,884	30	Mr. Goldenfold	Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today. You might have heard of it. It's called math? And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in. Two plus two.
7,885	30	All classmates except Morty	Four.Morty, sitting in the back row, stares at Jessica, who sits in the front row, answering Jessica’s name for the questions.
7,886	30	Morty	Jessica.
7,887	30	Mr. Goldenfold	Five plus five.
7,888	30	All classmates except Morty	Ten.
7,889	30	Morty	Jessica. Jessica hears Morty and looks back, confused, not sure who’s saying her name.
7,890	30	Mr. Goldenfold	Okay, good. It's time for the quiz.
7,891	30	Class	Awwwwww.
7,892	30	Mr. Goldenfold	Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough! First row, take one. Pass it back for me. The stakes are high in this room. Morty stares at the quiz; the numbers on the quiz jumble together as Morty falls asleep
7,893	30	Jessica	Hi, Morty.
7,894	30	Morty	Whoa! Hi, Jessica.
7,895	30	Jessica	Can I show these to you? Jessica opens her shirt, showing Morty her breasts.
7,896	30	Morty	Wow. Th-they're both great. Thank you!
7,897	30	Jessica	You know what I named these? My little Morties.
7,898	30	Morty	rubs the back of his neck. Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.
7,899	30	Jessica	Do you know what I want you to do with them?

7,800

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Trandor

:-- -Kiara?

7,801

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Kiara

: -Trandor!

7,802

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Trandor

: What are you doing here?

7,803

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Kiara

: Just hunting.

7,804

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Trandor

: Do you really expect me to believe it has nothing to do with us? You knew Earth was my domain.

7,805

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Kiara

: I don’t like what you’re insinuating.

7,806

30

Summer

: Dad, can we go now?

7,807

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Jerry

: Hold on a second. I’m starting to get the feeling that I was the rebound.

7,808

30

Morty

: Dad, you just got handed an Ex Machina. You’re taking it.

7,809

30

Trandor

: Varrix nests spread across 300 galaxies, and you just happened to pick this planet to hunt? That’s Gorgon shit -- total Gorgon shit!

7,810

30

Summer

: We’re home!

7,811

30

Beth

: Hey, guys!

7,812

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Summer

: What’s for dinner?

7,813

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Beth

: How was Jerry’s?

7,814

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Summer

: The usual. Can we have pizza?

7,815

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Beth

: Pizza sounds great.

7,816

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Morty

: Hey, Rick, did you know my dad was dating an alien? No.

7,817

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Rick

: Gross.: For the alien.

7,818

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Beth

: Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo’s is closed. Are you guys sure you want pizza?

7,819

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Rick

: [ Whoosh ] Arnaldo’s isn’t closed in the dimension where they didn’t invent Daylight Savings!

7,820

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Beth

: What would we do without you? I love you, Dad.

7,821

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Rick

: Love you, too, sweetie. By the way, that wasn’t time travel. There were just a couple pizzas on the counter. I grabbed them.

7,822

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Kiara

: [ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it’s Kiara. Listen, my boyfriend saw those texts you’ve been sending me, and he got pretty pissed off. If he calls you, just ignore him! [ Beep ]

7,823

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Carmox

: [ Beep ] This is Carmox. I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara. I am coming to kill you now! [ Beep ]

7,824

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Rick

: [ Beep]Yo, Jerry, it’s the Big R. Uh, I killed that alien that was coming after ya. Looking out for ya, buddy. [ Beep ] [ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it’s Rick. Don’t be mad. I [bleep] your ex-girlfriend Kiara.

7,825

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Kiara

:Who are you talking to, Rick? Doesn’t matter.

7,826

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Michael

:Hey, Jerry, this is Michael down at The Antique Phone rentals. Um, I’m gonna go ahead and let you off the hook for the $70 late fee. You can go ahead and keep that answering machine. Nobody really uses those anymore except for exposition on TV shows, anyways.

7,827

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Rick

stumbles in drunkenly, and turns on the lights. Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me.

7,828

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Morty

rubs his eyes. What, Rick? What’s going on?

7,829

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Rick

I got a surprise for you, Morty.

7,830

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Morty

It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?

7,831

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Rick

spills alcohol on Morty's bed Come on, I got a surprise for you. drags Morty by the ankle Come on, hurry up. pulls Morty out of his bed and into the hall.

7,832

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Morty

Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!

7,833

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Rick

We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.

7,834

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Rick

Rick drives through the night sky. What do you think of this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage.

7,835

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Morty

Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise?

7,836

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Rick

Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.

7,837

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Morty

What?! A bomb?!

7,838

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Rick

We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.

7,839

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Morty

T-t-that's absolutely crazy!

7,840

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Rick

Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.

7,841

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Morty

Jessica? From my math class?

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Rick

puts an arm around Morty’s shoulders. When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.

7,843

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Morty

Ohh...

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Rick

And Jessica's gonna be Eve.

7,845

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Morty

Whhhh-wha?

7,846

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Rick

And so that's the surprise, Morty.

7,847

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Morty

No, you can't! shoves Rick away. Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!

7,848

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Rick

I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... spills alcohol down his shirt. You don't got... Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.

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Morty

What are you talking about, Rick?

7,850

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Rick

You-you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she— she, she, she's all for you, Morty.

7,851

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Morty

I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—

7,852

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Rick

You know what, Morty? You're right. throws empty bottle into the backseat) Let's forget the girl altogether. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. (presses a button.

7,853

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Robot Voice

Arming neutrino bomb.

7,854

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Morty

unbuckles his seatbelt) That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel. (jumps up on Rick and starts fighting with him over control of the wheel.

7,855

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Rick

Get off of me, Morty! they begin to talk over each other.

7,856

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Morty

I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! starts kicking Rick's face while grabbing the wheel.

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Rick

at the same time) Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? (pushes Morty) What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty. (pushes Morty off of him.

7,858

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Rick

Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.

7,859

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Rick

Rick lands the cruiser in an open desert; he opens the door and tumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles.

7,860

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Morty

Oh, thank god.

7,861

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Rick

You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.

7,862

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Morty

It was?

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Rick

Sure. Why not? I don’t, I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo— falls asleep and begins snoring.

7,864

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Robot Voice

Neutrino bomb armed.

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Morty

Um...

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Jerry

I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?

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Summer

Oh my God, his head is in his food. I'm going to puke.

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Beth

Morty, are you getting sick? Morty lifts his head, clearly exhausted, and wipes food from his face

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Morty

I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom. I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.

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Summer

Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick.

7,871

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Jerry

What?

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Beth

Dad?

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Rick

What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?

7,874

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Jerry

Damn it!

7,875

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Beth

Jerry!

7,876

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Jerry

Beth!

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Summer

Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die.

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Rick

Mm, there is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.

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Jerry

glaring at Rick. Okay, with all due respect, Rick— what am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?

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Rick

Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. Jerry stares incredulously at him) Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. (wipes his mouth and gets up, stopping behind Beth and putting a hand on her shoulder) This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them. (Rick gives Beth a kiss and walks away.

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Beth

tears up in happiness. Oh, dad…

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Jerry

What? For real? Morty's face slams into his plate again.

7,883

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Mr. Goldenfold

Alright, now, everybody get settled. Get away from the windows!

7,884

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Mr. Goldenfold

Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today. You might have heard of it. It's called math? And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in. Two plus two.

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All classmates except Morty

Four.Morty, sitting in the back row, stares at Jessica, who sits in the front row, answering Jessica’s name for the questions.

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Morty

Jessica.

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Mr. Goldenfold

Five plus five.

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All classmates except Morty

Ten.

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Morty

Jessica. Jessica hears Morty and looks back, confused, not sure who’s saying her name.

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Mr. Goldenfold

Okay, good. It's time for the quiz.

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Class

Awwwwww.

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Mr. Goldenfold

Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough! First row, take one. Pass it back for me. The stakes are high in this room. Morty stares at the quiz; the numbers on the quiz jumble together as Morty falls asleep

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Jessica

Hi, Morty.

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Morty

Whoa! Hi, Jessica.

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Jessica

Can I show these to you? Jessica opens her shirt, showing Morty her breasts.

7,896

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Morty

Wow. Th-they're both great. Thank you!

7,897

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Jessica

You know what I named these? My little Morties.

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Morty

rubs the back of his neck. Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.

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Jessica

Do you know what I want you to do with them?