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8,100	30	Beth	: It took years of therapy to even process the reality. I mean, when I was a kid, I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost in the magical realm of Froopyland.
8,101	30	Summer	:"Froopyland?"
8,102	30	Beth	: My make-believe world. I know the name’s stupid, but it was so real to me.
8,103	30	Rick	: Aren’t you guys supposed to be at your father’s for custody weekend?
8,104	30	Morty	:We’re not in a hurry. Dad sleeps until sundown. Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy--
8,105	30	Summer	:Not the bubble gun! There’s no air --
8,106	30	Beth	:I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun.
8,107	30	Rick	: You know, if you’re so great at naming things, why don’t you do it from now on?
8,108	30	Beth	:-What?
8,109	30	Rick	:-Froopyland. Was it my best work? I don’t know. Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? Yeah, that’s right. I agree with your look of horrified realization. You can be very inconsiderate sometimes.
8,110	30	Rick	:[ Rattling ] [ Grunting ] Here it is. You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to
8,111	30	Beth	: -- Dad, I don’t care how you made it. I want to know if Tommy’s still in there!
8,112	30	Rick	: Relax, Beth. (draws door on wall) [ Jingling, crackling) If he is, we’ll find him. He’ll be the only sun-bleached skeleton with non-imaginary DNA.
8,113	30	Beth	: Tommy! Tommy! This is a nightmare. I can’t believe you used to lock me up in this glorified chicken coop.
8,114	30	Rick	: Chicken coop? Those are procedurally generated clouds, Beth. That river is a rainbow. Literally. Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place.
8,115	30	Beth	: Well, you’re supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter!
8,116	30	Rick	:Gross.
8,117	30	Beth	: Do you think something ate him?
8,118	30	Rick	: Nope. Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless. He definitely just starved to death.
8,119	30	Beth	: I could have been the one who starved to death in here. What if I’d gotten hurt?
8,120	30	Rick	:God, you’re right. I’m a terrible dad. Well, nothing to live for. Goodbye, cruel world! (jumps off cliff)
8,121	30	Beth	: Dad!
8,122	30	Rick	:[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that? What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy? I’m gonna have to drown myself.
8,123	30	Beth	: [Jumps, Thump ] Unh!
8,124	30	Rick	:(sticks head in water) Oh, no. Oh, the water’s breathable? Who went and did that?
8,125	30	Beth	:Oh, whatever.
8,126	30	Rick	:Yeah, whatever. A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad. I think the words you’re looking for are -- Aah! [Gets grabbed by a raptor. Screeches ] Holy [bleep] [Bleep] This thing has claws!
8,127	30	Beth	:Yeah, I get it. It’s a childproof world.
8,128	30	Rick	: No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad! This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in -- Aah! [Bleep]
8,129	30	Beth	: You’ve made your point, Dad. Dad?
8,130	30	Morty	:Ugh!
8,131	30	Summer	: Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?
8,132	30	Morty	: I think it’s supposed to help prevent abandonment issues.
8,133	30	Summer	: I want to be abandoned.
8,134	30	Morty	: Yeah, I’m talking about Dad.
8,135	30	Jerry	: [ Door opens ] Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.
8,136	30	Summer	: Wow, Dad. Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
8,137	30	Morty	: It’s actually clean, like a cocaine house. Dad, what’s going on?
8,138	30	Jerry	: I’m simply centered, activated -- [ Glass clinks, Warble ]
8,139	30	Morty	:And telekinetic?
8,140	30	Jerry	: Pretty cool, huh? Check it out. Who wants a smoothie? [ Rattle, Blender whirring ] Oh -- Oh, no. Uh, oh, God. Summer -- Summer, can you --
8,141	30	Summer	:-Aah!
8,142	30	Jerry	: -Sorry.
8,143	30	Kiara	: [ Warble ] You have much to learn, my Uloo.
8,144	30	Jerry	: Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. She’s a Krootabulan warrior priestess from Krootabulon.
8,145	30	Morty	: I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad. Uh, Chaimuntolo.
8,146	30	Kiara	: Chaimuntolo, younglings.
8,147	30	Summer	: Hymencholo.
8,148	30	Kiara	: Your father’s mind holds love for you. I am humbled to meet in physicality.
8,149	30	Summer	: Dad, are you
8,150	30	Jerry	:-- In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? Ha, ha, I don’t know, Summer. You tell me.
8,151	30	Summer	: I wasn’t going to ask if you were in love since you barely know her.
8,152	30	Jerry	: Summer. Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together. And things just kind of clicked.
8,153	30	Kiara	: We must move! Our reservation is at 7:00.
8,154	30	Jerry	: [ Whoosh ] I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her phase shift away. I’m sure you noticed what she has three of, but guess what she has two of?
8,155	30	Rick	: [ Screeches ] Oof! All right, knock it off! Listen, I’ve been giving you a pass because I’m charmed that life finds a way, but -- Aah! All right, you know what? [ Ray gun fires ] Ouch! Oh! Unh! Ouch! God! [ Sizzling ] Aah! Agh! [ Arm clicks ]
8,156	30	Beth	: Oh, yeah, this place is the safest. Best dad ever. Can’t you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?
8,157	30	Rick	: Uh, what would be the point of that?
8,158	30	Beth	: [ Chuckling ] You can’t do it, can you? You can’t just [bleep] apologize.
8,159	30	Rick	: Okay, okay, Beth, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. [raptor Screeches ] Hey, don’t look at me. You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target, it’s gonna get stepped on. [raptor Screeches, Whir, zap ] Huh. Well, here’s the problem right here. We’ve got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA.
8,160	30	Beth	: Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?
8,161	30	Rick	: It’s just a working theory. Of course, if that’s the case, I expect he’d be worshiped as a kind of god by a medieval-level society of his least-delicious children.
8,162	30	Lead Froopy Creature	: Halt! You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler, giver and taker of life, helper and consumer of mortality, dispenser of life
8,163	30	Rick	:-- Yeah, if I could interrupt? We’re way ahead of the reveal here.
8,164	30	Beth	: Yeah, just take us to King Tommy.
8,165	30	Morty	: I thought warrior priestesses could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt.
8,166	30	Jerry	: Mmm. Thank you, sweetie.
8,167	30	Morty	: I hope it’s not human season.
8,168	30	Kiara	: I’m on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human. Your father and I are soul-bonded.
8,169	30	Morty	: Soul-bonded?
8,170	30	Summer	: Um, does your planet have shorter days, because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?
8,171	30	Kiara	: Sniff [ Dramatic music plays, Whoosh, Varrix alien waiter reveal]
8,172	30	Jerry	: Go get him, honey! She’s always hunting. [ Chuckles ] She probably knew a Varrix worked here, and that’s why she said the Yelp reviews didn’t matter.
8,173	30	Morty	: Dad, do you understand how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is?
8,174	30	Jerry	: Uh, gee, Morty, I don’t know. It’s got such a casual name. If you want to lecture anyone about commitment, start with your mom.
8,175	30	Summer	: Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about? Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?
8,176	30	Jerry	: Every weekend, you two have told me to move on.
8,177	30	Summer	: Move on, like, out of bed. Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper, not move on into a sloppy rebound.
8,178	30	Morty	: Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.
8,179	30	Jerry	: Why don’t you just say what you really mean? You think it’s cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis and you recognize she’s got a hot bod like Cheetara in "Thundercats," but you’re grossed out by her avocado-shaped head and blue skin, and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head. After all the time and energy I spent teaching you two about race [ Varrix screams ] you ended up racist.
8,180	30	Kiara	: [ Whoosh ] Soon your world will be rid of Varrix. Tomorrow, we celebrate.
8,181	30	Jerry	: We could take the kids to the water park.
8,182	30	Kiara	: We celebrate with a hunt!
8,183	30	Jerry	: Ooh. You kids want to hunt?
8,184	30	Morty	: -Yes.
8,185	30	Summer	: -Yes.
8,186	30	Offspring creature	: All kneel for King Tommy!
8,187	30	Rick	: I’m not kneeling. Suck my [bleep]
8,188	30	Tommy	: Well, hello, all! I am the King of Froopyland, but I go by another name, too.
8,189	30	Beth	: We know.
8,190	30	Tommy	: It’s Tommy!
8,191	30	Beth	: -We know.
8,192	30	Rick	: -We know.
8,193	30	Tommy	: I have lived here since I was a mere child.
8,194	30	Beth	: -We know.
8,195	30	Rick	: -Got it.
8,196	30	Tommy	: I suppose you’re wondering, how do I sustain myself?
8,197	30	Rick	: -Oh, boy.
8,198	30	Beth	: -No, we aren’t.
8,199	30	Tommy	: I always find the theater is the best way to clarify things.

8,100

30

Beth

: It took years of therapy to even process the reality. I mean, when I was a kid, I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost in the magical realm of Froopyland.

8,101

30

Summer

:"Froopyland?"

8,102

30

Beth

: My make-believe world. I know the name’s stupid, but it was so real to me.

8,103

30

Rick

: Aren’t you guys supposed to be at your father’s for custody weekend?

8,104

30

Morty

:We’re not in a hurry. Dad sleeps until sundown. Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy--

8,105

30

Summer

:Not the bubble gun! There’s no air --

8,106

30

Beth

:I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun.

8,107

30

Rick

: You know, if you’re so great at naming things, why don’t you do it from now on?

8,108

30

Beth

:-What?

8,109

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Rick

:-Froopyland. Was it my best work? I don’t know. Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? Yeah, that’s right. I agree with your look of horrified realization. You can be very inconsiderate sometimes.

8,110

30

Rick

:[ Rattling ] [ Grunting ] Here it is. You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to

8,111

30

Beth

: -- Dad, I don’t care how you made it. I want to know if Tommy’s still in there!

8,112

30

Rick

: Relax, Beth. (draws door on wall) [ Jingling, crackling) If he is, we’ll find him. He’ll be the only sun-bleached skeleton with non-imaginary DNA.

8,113

30

Beth

: Tommy! Tommy! This is a nightmare. I can’t believe you used to lock me up in this glorified chicken coop.

8,114

30

Rick

: Chicken coop? Those are procedurally generated clouds, Beth. That river is a rainbow. Literally. Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place.

8,115

30

Beth

: Well, you’re supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter!

8,116

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Rick

:Gross.

8,117

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Beth

: Do you think something ate him?

8,118

30

Rick

: Nope. Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless. He definitely just starved to death.

8,119

30

Beth

: I could have been the one who starved to death in here. What if I’d gotten hurt?

8,120

30

Rick

:God, you’re right. I’m a terrible dad. Well, nothing to live for. Goodbye, cruel world! (jumps off cliff)

8,121

30

Beth

: Dad!

8,122

30

Rick

:[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that? What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy? I’m gonna have to drown myself.

8,123

30

Beth

: [Jumps, Thump ] Unh!

8,124

30

Rick

:(sticks head in water) Oh, no. Oh, the water’s breathable? Who went and did that?

8,125

30

Beth

:Oh, whatever.

8,126

30

Rick

:Yeah, whatever. A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad. I think the words you’re looking for are -- Aah! [Gets grabbed by a raptor. Screeches ] Holy [bleep] [Bleep] This thing has claws!

8,127

30

Beth

:Yeah, I get it. It’s a childproof world.

8,128

30

Rick

: No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad! This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in -- Aah! [Bleep]

8,129

30

Beth

: You’ve made your point, Dad. Dad?

8,130

30

Morty

:Ugh!

8,131

30

Summer

: Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?

8,132

30

Morty

: I think it’s supposed to help prevent abandonment issues.

8,133

30

Summer

: I want to be abandoned.

8,134

30

Morty

: Yeah, I’m talking about Dad.

8,135

30

Jerry

: [ Door opens ] Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.

8,136

30

Summer

: Wow, Dad. Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.

8,137

30

Morty

: It’s actually clean, like a cocaine house. Dad, what’s going on?

8,138

30

Jerry

: I’m simply centered, activated -- [ Glass clinks, Warble ]

8,139

30

Morty

:And telekinetic?

8,140

30

Jerry

: Pretty cool, huh? Check it out. Who wants a smoothie? [ Rattle, Blender whirring ] Oh -- Oh, no. Uh, oh, God. Summer -- Summer, can you --

8,141

30

Summer

:-Aah!

8,142

30

Jerry

: -Sorry.

8,143

30

Kiara

: [ Warble ] You have much to learn, my Uloo.

8,144

30

Jerry

: Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. She’s a Krootabulan warrior priestess from Krootabulon.

8,145

30

Morty

: I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad. Uh, Chaimuntolo.

8,146

30

Kiara

: Chaimuntolo, younglings.

8,147

30

Summer

: Hymencholo.

8,148

30

Kiara

: Your father’s mind holds love for you. I am humbled to meet in physicality.

8,149

30

Summer

: Dad, are you

8,150

30

Jerry

:-- In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? Ha, ha, I don’t know, Summer. You tell me.

8,151

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Summer

: I wasn’t going to ask if you were in love since you barely know her.

8,152

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Jerry

: Summer. Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together. And things just kind of clicked.

8,153

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Kiara

: We must move! Our reservation is at 7:00.

8,154

30

Jerry

: [ Whoosh ] I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her phase shift away. I’m sure you noticed what she has three of, but guess what she has two of?

8,155

30

Rick

: [ Screeches ] Oof! All right, knock it off! Listen, I’ve been giving you a pass because I’m charmed that life finds a way, but -- Aah! All right, you know what? [ Ray gun fires ] Ouch! Oh! Unh! Ouch! God! [ Sizzling ] Aah! Agh! [ Arm clicks ]

8,156

30

Beth

: Oh, yeah, this place is the safest. Best dad ever. Can’t you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?

8,157

30

Rick

: Uh, what would be the point of that?

8,158

30

Beth

: [ Chuckling ] You can’t do it, can you? You can’t just [bleep] apologize.

8,159

30

Rick

: Okay, okay, Beth, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. [raptor Screeches ] Hey, don’t look at me. You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target, it’s gonna get stepped on. [raptor Screeches, Whir, zap ] Huh. Well, here’s the problem right here. We’ve got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA.

8,160

30

Beth

: Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?

8,161

30

Rick

: It’s just a working theory. Of course, if that’s the case, I expect he’d be worshiped as a kind of god by a medieval-level society of his least-delicious children.

8,162

30

Lead Froopy Creature

: Halt! You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler, giver and taker of life, helper and consumer of mortality, dispenser of life

8,163

30

Rick

:-- Yeah, if I could interrupt? We’re way ahead of the reveal here.

8,164

30

Beth

: Yeah, just take us to King Tommy.

8,165

30

Morty

: I thought warrior priestesses could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt.

8,166

30

Jerry

: Mmm. Thank you, sweetie.

8,167

30

Morty

: I hope it’s not human season.

8,168

30

Kiara

: I’m on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human. Your father and I are soul-bonded.

8,169

30

Morty

: Soul-bonded?

8,170

30

Summer

: Um, does your planet have shorter days, because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?

8,171

30

Kiara

: Sniff [ Dramatic music plays, Whoosh, Varrix alien waiter reveal]

8,172

30

Jerry

: Go get him, honey! She’s always hunting. [ Chuckles ] She probably knew a Varrix worked here, and that’s why she said the Yelp reviews didn’t matter.

8,173

30

Morty

: Dad, do you understand how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is?

8,174

30

Jerry

: Uh, gee, Morty, I don’t know. It’s got such a casual name. If you want to lecture anyone about commitment, start with your mom.

8,175

30

Summer

: Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about? Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?

8,176

30

Jerry

: Every weekend, you two have told me to move on.

8,177

30

Summer

: Move on, like, out of bed. Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper, not move on into a sloppy rebound.

8,178

30

Morty

: Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.

8,179

30

Jerry

: Why don’t you just say what you really mean? You think it’s cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis and you recognize she’s got a hot bod like Cheetara in "Thundercats," but you’re grossed out by her avocado-shaped head and blue skin, and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head. After all the time and energy I spent teaching you two about race [ Varrix screams ] you ended up racist.

8,180

30

Kiara

: [ Whoosh ] Soon your world will be rid of Varrix. Tomorrow, we celebrate.

8,181

30

Jerry

: We could take the kids to the water park.

8,182

30

Kiara

: We celebrate with a hunt!

8,183

30

Jerry

: Ooh. You kids want to hunt?

8,184

30

Morty

: -Yes.

8,185

30

Summer

: -Yes.

8,186

30

Offspring creature

: All kneel for King Tommy!

8,187

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Rick

: I’m not kneeling. Suck my [bleep]

8,188

30

Tommy

: Well, hello, all! I am the King of Froopyland, but I go by another name, too.

8,189

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Beth

: We know.

8,190

30

Tommy

: It’s Tommy!

8,191

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Beth

: -We know.

8,192

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Rick

: -We know.

8,193

30

Tommy

: I have lived here since I was a mere child.

8,194

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Beth

: -We know.

8,195

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Rick

: -Got it.

8,196

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Tommy

: I suppose you’re wondering, how do I sustain myself?

8,197

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Rick

: -Oh, boy.

8,198

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Beth

: -No, we aren’t.

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Tommy

: I always find the theater is the best way to clarify things.