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8,200	30	Beth	: -Ugh.
8,201	30	Rick	: -Seriously?
8,202	30	Beth	: Oh, my God.
8,203	30	Tommy	: Players, go!
8,204	30	Little Tommy	: I am little Tommy.
8,205	30	Tiny Beth	: I am tiny Beth.
8,206	30	Beth	: Oh, come on.
8,207	30	Tiny Beth	: Come with me to a magic land.
8,208	30	Froopy Voice	:Don’t do it!
8,209	30	Tiny Beth	: This is my secret Froopyland where I have no rules!
8,210	30	Little Tommy	: I am excited.
8,211	30	Tiny Beth	: I am jealous of Tommy’s friends and his Nintendo and his dad who likes him.
8,212	30	Rick	: I take it Tommy wasn’t class playwright.
8,213	30	Tiny Beth	: You want to see the Honey Swamp?
8,214	30	Little Tommy	: Yes! Let’s do it!
8,215	30	Tiny Beth	: Well, I want to see you dead.
8,216	30	Little Tommy	: Ow, help! I’m stuck! I’m covered in honey.
8,217	30	Rick	: Huh. Well, that’s interesting.
8,218	30	Beth	: Fake news.
8,219	30	Little Tommy	: Many nights have passed, trapped in this strange land. I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump. I will hump this rock. [ Tapping ] I will hump this tree. [ Tapping ] I will hump this beast of the land and put my seed in it.[ Tapping ]
8,220	30	Little Offspring	: I am the first of Tommy’s children. Eat of my flesh so you may survive.
8,221	30	Little Tommy	: And so I did.
8,222	30	Rick	: Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Certified fresh. Good -- Good job.
8,223	30	Tommy	: Perhaps a demonstration is in order.[ Unzips shorts ]
8,224	30	Beth	: No, that is the last thing that is in order! Ugh. Oh, my God.
8,225	30	Rick	: Poor Froopy character. Leave him alone.
8,226	30	Tommy	: [ Shorts zip ] Ahh. Gather round, gang! [ Moos ] Dinner time. [ Splorch ]
8,227	30	Rick	: All right, that’s it. I’m outta here.
8,228	30	Beth	: What are you doing? We’re in the middle of an adventure.
8,229	30	Rick	: Here’s some things an adventure needs, Beth. Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, and, clearly, Morty.
8,230	30	Beth	: But Tommy’s still in there, raping Muppets and eating babies.
8,231	30	Rick	: Yep. Luckily, that’s not our problem. Time to pull the plug.
8,232	30	Beth	: Pull the plug? We have to get Tommy out of there, okay? We -- We need to do the right thing. Do what you never did as a dad -- Put in a little effort.
8,233	30	Rick	: All right, cut the high-road routine. We both saw Tommy’s shitty play. You pushed him in the Honey Swamp, Beth. His very happy life is in your hands. You go save him from it.
8,234	30	Beth	: [ Scoffs ] You’re gonna believe a play over your own daughter?
8,235	30	Rick	: Yes, I am, Beth, because you’re not my own daughter.
8,236	30	Beth	: Oh, God, yes. I’m one of infinite Beths with infinite fathers in infinite universes. It’s called a hug, Dad. It won’t kill you.
8,237	30	Rick	: Yeah, don’t be so sure. You know why all Ricks made a Froopyland for all their little girls? Same reason I wasn’t surprised by Tommy’s overwritten, badly structured, cheaply produced flashback. You were a scary [bleep] kid, man.
8,238	30	Beth	: [ Scoffing ] Oh, my God.
8,239	30	Rick	: I didn’t make Froopyland to get rid of you, Beth. I did it to protect the neighborhood. Not in a [burps] noble sense. It was just more practical to sequester you before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement for every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio-path.
8,240	30	Beth	: You would rather believe I’m evil than admit that you were a bad father?
8,241	30	Rick	: Oh, dude, no. No, bad father all the way to the max over here. I’m a [bleep] nutcase. And the acorn plopped straight down, baby. Look at some of this shit you were asking me to make you as a kid. Ray guns. A whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun, a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards, night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers, false fingerprints, fall-asleep darts, a lie-detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat, a Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge, location-tracking stickers (time = 10:55 -5.243, 47.394, rainbow-colored duct tape, mind-control hair clips, poison gum, a pink, sentient switchblade.
8,242	30	Pink Sentient Switchblade	: Hi, Beth, you’ve gotten taller. Shall we resume stabbing?
8,243	30	Beth	: Has it occurred to you that I asked you to make those things because I wanted you to spend time with me? Has it occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy, it might be because I was jealous of his family?
8,244	30	Rick	: Wait, what? Why? Wasn’t his dad, like, some kind of cannibal? Seems like it must be hereditary.
8,245	30	Beth	: Oh, my God. This is your fault. I am not a bad person. I’m gonna go back in there, I’m getting Tommy, and I’m fixing this!
8,246	30	Rick	: Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ] I don’t know why I just said that. Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it. Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m owning it.
8,247	30	Morty	:No, Dad! You’re not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]
8,248	30	Jerry	: Cutting off their heads isn’t doing it right?
8,249	30	Morty	: They’re [grunts] clearly regenerative! I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.
8,250	30	Summer	: You think or you know? I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole.
8,251	30	Morty	: Don’t snap at me! I’m tired!
8,252	30	Summer	: -Me, too!
8,253	30	Jerry	: -We’re all tired! [ Ax swings, Whoosh, Grunts ]
8,254	30	Kiara	: That’s the last of them. Tonight, we celebrate.
8,255	30	Jerry	: With a hunt?
8,256	30	Kiara	: Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt.
8,257	30	Jerry	: [ Rain trickling, Clears throat ] I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
8,258	30	Summer	: -What the [bleep] Dad?
8,259	30	Morty	: -Oh, my God! Duh!
8,260	30	Summer	: -Obviously!
8,261	30	Morty	: -Yeah, no kidding!
8,262	30	Jerry	: Can you guys help me?
8,263	30	Morty	: What? How?
8,264	30	Jerry	: Can I just, uh, tell her it’s because of my kids? You know, like, you don’t like the shape of her head, or
8,265	30	Summer	: -- That’s you, Dad! That’s you! You’re a baby and an idiot!
8,266	30	Jerry	: I think that’s been established, Summer. Now help me!
8,267	30	Summer	: First, I want you to admit that you’re a closet racist, a beta-male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.
8,268	30	Jerry	: Okay.
8,269	30	Summer	: I want to hear you say it.
8,270	30	Jerry	: [ Sighs deeply ] Look, I’m a closeted racist, and I’m sexist and selfish, and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things because I’m stupid.
8,271	30	Summer	: Thank you.
8,272	30	Jerry	: Now you’re gonna help me, right?
8,273	30	Morty	: She just did.
8,274	30	Summer	: Yeah, clean up your own mess.
8,275	30	Jerry	: Wait, wait, what? Oh, man.
8,276	30	Tommy	:All right, everybody. Next item on the docket -- I would like to have sex with some of you, and then eat the babies. [ Froopys murmuring ] I thought you’d like that. I do keep rolling out the hits, don’t I? [ Bang beth slams door open ] Oh! It’s the Magic Crayon Lady! Are you hungry? I was just about to make dinner. And by "make dinner," I mean
8,277	30	Beth	: -- Tommy, I’m going to take you to the real world.
8,278	30	Tommy	: Well, this is the real world.
8,279	30	Beth	: No, you don’t understand! Your dad -- Uh, people think your dad ate you!
8,280	30	Tommy	: So? You doy-oy! People should eat people. Just leave me alone!
8,281	30	Beth	: Tommy, you don’t understand. I have to make this right because it’s my fault that you’re in here. I’m Beth.
8,282	30	Tommy	: -Beth? -The destroyer!
8,283	30	Beth	: Oh, suck it up, Princess Incest. You fell into some honey.
8,284	30	Tommy	: Well, it tends to happen when one is pushed into honey.
8,285	30	Beth	: I respect your right to believe I pushed you.
8,286	30	Tommy	: Oh, do I get to have that? Is my reality like a little side of fries -- a little Kwanzaa you’re willing to slide my way?
8,287	30	Beth	: Yes, because I’m focused on saving your father’s life because I’m not a petty piece of [bleep]
8,288	30	Tommy	: So, then, it should be pretty easy to say, "Sorry I pushed you."
8,289	30	Beth	: Real easy and not necessary, since you coming home will save your dad’s life whereas nothing is changed by anyone stroking your batshit-crazy ego.
8,290	30	Tommy	: Sorry, forgive me. Uh, I’ve been in Froopyland for quite a while. Have apologies changed?
8,291	30	Beth	: Tommy, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. Oh, my God. I’m my father.
8,292	30	Tommy	: Uh, will someone just kill this B-word?
8,293	30	Beth	: [ Grunts ] Hi-ya! Oh, my God. I’m my father! Ya! Ooh!
8,294	30	Pink Sentient Switchblade	:It’s stab time!
8,295	30	Froopies	: Ooh!
8,296	30	Math Teacher	: And that’s why one pussy plus two pussies makes a bunch of pussies. Come on, y’all, I’m trying to make this appealing to your sex-addicted lifestyles.
8,297	30	Jerry	: Hi, I need to pull Morty out of school. Come on, Morty.
8,298	30	Bully	: Ha! You heard your daddy, Morty. you have to leave school. Wait, what are my values?
8,299	30	Summer	: Dad, what’s going on?

8,200

30

Beth

: -Ugh.

8,201

30

Rick

: -Seriously?

8,202

30

Beth

: Oh, my God.

8,203

30

Tommy

: Players, go!

8,204

30

Little Tommy

: I am little Tommy.

8,205

30

Tiny Beth

: I am tiny Beth.

8,206

30

Beth

: Oh, come on.

8,207

30

Tiny Beth

: Come with me to a magic land.

8,208

30

Froopy Voice

:Don’t do it!

8,209

30

Tiny Beth

: This is my secret Froopyland where I have no rules!

8,210

30

Little Tommy

: I am excited.

8,211

30

Tiny Beth

: I am jealous of Tommy’s friends and his Nintendo and his dad who likes him.

8,212

30

Rick

: I take it Tommy wasn’t class playwright.

8,213

30

Tiny Beth

: You want to see the Honey Swamp?

8,214

30

Little Tommy

: Yes! Let’s do it!

8,215

30

Tiny Beth

: Well, I want to see you dead.

8,216

30

Little Tommy

: Ow, help! I’m stuck! I’m covered in honey.

8,217

30

Rick

: Huh. Well, that’s interesting.

8,218

30

Beth

: Fake news.

8,219

30

Little Tommy

: Many nights have passed, trapped in this strange land. I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump. I will hump this rock. [ Tapping ] I will hump this tree. [ Tapping ] I will hump this beast of the land and put my seed in it.[ Tapping ]

8,220

30

Little Offspring

: I am the first of Tommy’s children. Eat of my flesh so you may survive.

8,221

30

Little Tommy

: And so I did.

8,222

30

Rick

: Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Certified fresh. Good -- Good job.

8,223

30

Tommy

: Perhaps a demonstration is in order.[ Unzips shorts ]

8,224

30

Beth

: No, that is the last thing that is in order! Ugh. Oh, my God.

8,225

30

Rick

: Poor Froopy character. Leave him alone.

8,226

30

Tommy

: [ Shorts zip ] Ahh. Gather round, gang! [ Moos ] Dinner time. [ Splorch ]

8,227

30

Rick

: All right, that’s it. I’m outta here.

8,228

30

Beth

: What are you doing? We’re in the middle of an adventure.

8,229

30

Rick

: Here’s some things an adventure needs, Beth. Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, and, clearly, Morty.

8,230

30

Beth

: But Tommy’s still in there, raping Muppets and eating babies.

8,231

30

Rick

: Yep. Luckily, that’s not our problem. Time to pull the plug.

8,232

30

Beth

: Pull the plug? We have to get Tommy out of there, okay? We -- We need to do the right thing. Do what you never did as a dad -- Put in a little effort.

8,233

30

Rick

: All right, cut the high-road routine. We both saw Tommy’s shitty play. You pushed him in the Honey Swamp, Beth. His very happy life is in your hands. You go save him from it.

8,234

30

Beth

: [ Scoffs ] You’re gonna believe a play over your own daughter?

8,235

30

Rick

: Yes, I am, Beth, because you’re not my own daughter.

8,236

30

Beth

: Oh, God, yes. I’m one of infinite Beths with infinite fathers in infinite universes. It’s called a hug, Dad. It won’t kill you.

8,237

30

Rick

: Yeah, don’t be so sure. You know why all Ricks made a Froopyland for all their little girls? Same reason I wasn’t surprised by Tommy’s overwritten, badly structured, cheaply produced flashback. You were a scary [bleep] kid, man.

8,238

30

Beth

: [ Scoffing ] Oh, my God.

8,239

30

Rick

: I didn’t make Froopyland to get rid of you, Beth. I did it to protect the neighborhood. Not in a [burps] noble sense. It was just more practical to sequester you before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement for every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio-path.

8,240

30

Beth

: You would rather believe I’m evil than admit that you were a bad father?

8,241

30

Rick

: Oh, dude, no. No, bad father all the way to the max over here. I’m a [bleep] nutcase. And the acorn plopped straight down, baby. Look at some of this shit you were asking me to make you as a kid. Ray guns. A whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun, a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards, night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers, false fingerprints, fall-asleep darts, a lie-detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat, a Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge, location-tracking stickers (time = 10:55 -5.243, 47.394, rainbow-colored duct tape, mind-control hair clips, poison gum, a pink, sentient switchblade.

8,242

30

Pink Sentient Switchblade

: Hi, Beth, you’ve gotten taller. Shall we resume stabbing?

8,243

30

Beth

: Has it occurred to you that I asked you to make those things because I wanted you to spend time with me? Has it occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy, it might be because I was jealous of his family?

8,244

30

Rick

: Wait, what? Why? Wasn’t his dad, like, some kind of cannibal? Seems like it must be hereditary.

8,245

30

Beth

: Oh, my God. This is your fault. I am not a bad person. I’m gonna go back in there, I’m getting Tommy, and I’m fixing this!

8,246

30

Rick

: Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ] I don’t know why I just said that. Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it. Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I’m owning it.

8,247

30

Morty

:No, Dad! You’re not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]

8,248

30

Jerry

: Cutting off their heads isn’t doing it right?

8,249

30

Morty

: They’re [grunts] clearly regenerative! I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.

8,250

30

Summer

: You think or you know? I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole.

8,251

30

Morty

: Don’t snap at me! I’m tired!

8,252

30

Summer

: -Me, too!

8,253

30

Jerry

: -We’re all tired! [ Ax swings, Whoosh, Grunts ]

8,254

30

Kiara

: That’s the last of them. Tonight, we celebrate.

8,255

30

Jerry

: With a hunt?

8,256

30

Kiara

: Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt.

8,257

30

Jerry

: [ Rain trickling, Clears throat ] I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.

8,258

30

Summer

: -What the [bleep] Dad?

8,259

30

Morty

: -Oh, my God! Duh!

8,260

30

Summer

: -Obviously!

8,261

30

Morty

: -Yeah, no kidding!

8,262

30

Jerry

: Can you guys help me?

8,263

30

Morty

: What? How?

8,264

30

Jerry

: Can I just, uh, tell her it’s because of my kids? You know, like, you don’t like the shape of her head, or

8,265

30

Summer

: -- That’s you, Dad! That’s you! You’re a baby and an idiot!

8,266

30

Jerry

: I think that’s been established, Summer. Now help me!

8,267

30

Summer

: First, I want you to admit that you’re a closet racist, a beta-male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.

8,268

30

Jerry

: Okay.

8,269

30

Summer

: I want to hear you say it.

8,270

30

Jerry

: [ Sighs deeply ] Look, I’m a closeted racist, and I’m sexist and selfish, and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things because I’m stupid.

8,271

30

Summer

: Thank you.

8,272

30

Jerry

: Now you’re gonna help me, right?

8,273

30

Morty

: She just did.

8,274

30

Summer

: Yeah, clean up your own mess.

8,275

30

Jerry

: Wait, wait, what? Oh, man.

8,276

30

Tommy

:All right, everybody. Next item on the docket -- I would like to have sex with some of you, and then eat the babies. [ Froopys murmuring ] I thought you’d like that. I do keep rolling out the hits, don’t I? [ Bang beth slams door open ] Oh! It’s the Magic Crayon Lady! Are you hungry? I was just about to make dinner. And by "make dinner," I mean

8,277

30

Beth

: -- Tommy, I’m going to take you to the real world.

8,278

30

Tommy

: Well, this is the real world.

8,279

30

Beth

: No, you don’t understand! Your dad -- Uh, people think your dad ate you!

8,280

30

Tommy

: So? You doy-oy! People should eat people. Just leave me alone!

8,281

30

Beth

: Tommy, you don’t understand. I have to make this right because it’s my fault that you’re in here. I’m Beth.

8,282

30

Tommy

: -Beth? -The destroyer!

8,283

30

Beth

: Oh, suck it up, Princess Incest. You fell into some honey.

8,284

30

Tommy

: Well, it tends to happen when one is pushed into honey.

8,285

30

Beth

: I respect your right to believe I pushed you.

8,286

30

Tommy

: Oh, do I get to have that? Is my reality like a little side of fries -- a little Kwanzaa you’re willing to slide my way?

8,287

30

Beth

: Yes, because I’m focused on saving your father’s life because I’m not a petty piece of [bleep]

8,288

30

Tommy

: So, then, it should be pretty easy to say, "Sorry I pushed you."

8,289

30

Beth

: Real easy and not necessary, since you coming home will save your dad’s life whereas nothing is changed by anyone stroking your batshit-crazy ego.

8,290

30

Tommy

: Sorry, forgive me. Uh, I’ve been in Froopyland for quite a while. Have apologies changed?

8,291

30

Beth

: Tommy, I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology. Oh, my God. I’m my father.

8,292

30

Tommy

: Uh, will someone just kill this B-word?

8,293

30

Beth

: [ Grunts ] Hi-ya! Oh, my God. I’m my father! Ya! Ooh!

8,294

30

Pink Sentient Switchblade

:It’s stab time!

8,295

30

Froopies

: Ooh!

8,296

30

Math Teacher

: And that’s why one pussy plus two pussies makes a bunch of pussies. Come on, y’all, I’m trying to make this appealing to your sex-addicted lifestyles.

8,297

30

Jerry

: Hi, I need to pull Morty out of school. Come on, Morty.

8,298

30

Bully

: Ha! You heard your daddy, Morty. you have to leave school. Wait, what are my values?

8,299

30

Summer

: Dad, what’s going on?