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8,400	35	Morty	Chachi!
8,401	35	Morty	So, uh...w-w-when do I get it?
8,402	35	Rick	Get what, a hug? Let's find a planet with a garden hose first?
8,403	35	Morty	A dragon!
8,404	35	Rick	A dragon?
8,405	35	Morty	You asked me to cut class and fight robots with, I said no, you said millions of lives depend on it, I said I'll do it for a dragon, you said whatever, I want my dragon!
8,406	35	Rick	You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.
8,407	35	Morty	I want my dragon!
8,408	35	Rick	Let me get you rocket shoes, l-let me get you Wolverine claws, let me get you a fucking rocket hat! Just make sure to use it with rocket shoes or it'll rip your head off.
8,409	35	Morty	I want my dragon, I want my dragon, I want my dragon—!
8,410	35	Rick	Oh crap. {coughs} Crap!
8,411	35	Beth	Dad, are you okay? Your ship crashed in Balta.
8,412	35	Rick	{grunts} I'm okay.
8,413	35	Beth	Oh, thank god.
8,414	35	Beth	Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?
8,415	35	Rick	AAAAAAARGH!
8,416	37	Tickets Please Guy:	Tickets, please.
8,417	37	Ramamama Leader:	Barkeep. A drink for my colleague.
8,418	37	???:	Do I know you?
8,419	37	Ramamama Leader:	I know the only reason to travel by train is to travel with weapons. And we all know that at the end of this line, There's only one creature worth killing. The man in the white coat. May as well take turns exchanging stories. Mine begins on planet Ramamama.
8,420	37	Ramamama Leader:	Lower him into acid. Once he's dissolved, lower someone else into acid. Is he dissolved? At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer. I really don't like the attitude around here. It's a very "lower me into acid" attitude.
8,421	37	Ramamama Leader:	Who are you?
8,422	37	Rick:	(Farts)
8,423	37	Ramamama Leader:	How did you reach my sanctum?
8,424	37	Rick:	(Farts)
8,425	37	Ramamama Leader:	All right, this is going in circles. Seize him!
8,426	37	Guards:	( All shouting )
8,427	37	Rick:	(Farting)
8,428	37	Ramamama Leader:	Very well. Now I will fight you.
8,429	37	Ramamama Leader:	Anyway, he tells a different version of the story Where I start crying or something. That's why he has to die. 'Cause he's a liar. So... Why are you going to kill Rick Sanchez?
8,430	37	???:	Okay, I don't know who that is. I don't accept your weird leap in logic that has everyone on a train going to kill one guy. And even if I did, why would we take turns telling stories about it like little girls at a sleepover?
8,431	37	Ramamama Leader:	If you're trying to be hurtful, you're doing a good job.
8,432	37	Clam
8,433	37	???:	You guys have fun with this.
8,434	37	Clam Alien:	Dissolve to a clam-shaped sun Rising over a giant beach.
8,435	37	???:	Whew. ( sighs )
8,436	37	Candy Santa Alien:	By then, of course, he had left toys And flesh drops for every one of us in the spore-hive. Ah, a newcomer! I suppose you think you have a better story about how Rick Sanchez saved space Christmas.
8,437	37	???:	What is with the Rick Sanchez obsession?
8,438	37	Aliens:	( laughter )
8,439	37	Goomby:	I think the best way to answer that is with my Christmas Rick tale.
8,440	37	Aliens:	<i>(laughter)</i>
8,441	37	???:	That... Okay, none of my business but he didn't even save Christmas in that story. Oh, how dare you! That doesn't mean I'm invested.
8,442	37	Goomby:	Tell your Christmas Rick story!
8,443	37	???:	Step the hell back! Back!
8,444	37	???:	(Panting)
8,445	37	???:	You start teeing up a Rick Sanchez vignette, and you'll be doing it through two holes.
8,446	37	???:	I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this train.
8,447	37	???:	Do you remember getting on it?
8,448	37	???:	No. First thing I remember is...
8,449	37	???:	What?
8,450	37	???:	No, really, who?
8,451	37	???:	Jesus!
8,452	37	???:	I warned you not to do that.
8,453	37	???:	I wasn't trying.
8,454	37	???:	You don't have to. The train is obviously amplifying and linking unrelated narrative fields.
8,455	37	Morty:	Uh-huh...
8,456	39	Rick	Oh shit, I almost parked but Morty hold on wat-watch this.
8,457	39	Morty	Uh-huh.
8,458	39	Rick	Well I thought it was cool. So should be in and out, simple exchange, not even an adventure. And if anything goes wrong which it won't, jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.
8,459	39	Morty	Okay. W-wait what? Wha-what vat of acid?
8,460	39	Rick	What, Morty! Close the door.
8,461	39	Rick	I pre-scouted this location and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones. It's got air horses and a compartment of bones at the bottom. If things go wrong, which they won't, we jump onto the vat of acid and I'll release the bones, they'll float up-
8,462	39	Rick	What is this face you're making?
8,463	39	Morty	Aren't you an inventor?
8,464	39	Rick	Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built-in air supply and quick release bones isn't inventive enough for you and when did my job become pitching you ideas?
8,465	39	Morty	Alright! Let's just do this. I have English homework.
8,466	39	Rick	You're still learning English? That's the language you speak. How dumb are you?
8,467	39	Lead Gangster	Intresting choice of meeting place, Rick.
8,468	39	Rick	You like it? My grandson had notes.
8,469	39	Morty	Come on.
8,470	39	Rick	Show him the crystals, Morty.
8,471	39	Lead Gangster	I'll make lots of money with these.
8,472	39	Rick	I'll make lots of those with these.
8,473	39	Lead Gangster	Well, those are fake.
8,474	39	Rick (The same time with Morty)	Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on.
8,475	39	Morty ( The same time with Rick)	You gotta be kidding me. Seriously?
8,476	39	Rick	You brought fake crystals and a gun?
8,477	39	Lead Gangster	Beats real crystals and no gun.
8,478	39	Rick	Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm?
8,479	39	Lead Gangster	Whoa, do you know who I am?! Even if you kill me, you're a dead man.
8,480	39	Rick	Are you serious? Morty, he's right we're screwed. Let's just end it, quik death come on.
8,481	39	Morty	Aw, man. Oh!
8,482	39	Morty	Ohhhhh!
8,483	39	The Dealer Group	Woah, Hey, Oh My God!
8,484	39	Lead Gangster	Holy Shit! What the Fuck?
8,485	39	[Transition	Inside the Factory (Bridge with many vats of acids under)]
8,486	39	Moustached Goon	Holy Shit.
8,487	39	Lead Gangster	What kind of psycho? His own grandson?
8,488	39	Moustached Goon	Guess he took your threat pretty serious.
8,489	39	Lead Gangster	Yeah, but it just doesn't make any sense.
8,490	39	Black Coat Goon	Well, he was a scientist. Maybe he knew more about acid, maybe it's like the most painlesss way to go.
8,491	39	Lead Gangster	How could that have been painless? You saw that pause before the bones floated up. That has to be like five seconds of unparalleled torture. I can't get my head around it. I, I thought I'd seen this galaxy at it's darkest. This is going to take a while to feel normal.
8,492	39	Mustached Goon	We're pretty good listeners boss, drinks are on us if you want to talk it out.
8,493	39	Lead Gangster	Thanks, but what happened, it happened here. I don't wanna lose the moment.
8,494	39	Black Coat Goon	Take your time, boss. We'll stay as long as you want.
8,495	39	Mustached Goon	Absulutely, I got nowhere to be.
8,496	39	Lead Gangster	And then, little Tommy Flim-flam's running down the Hyperloop. His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid, but his AI hologram is fucking his own Pee hole. [laughs]
8,497	39	Black Coat Goon	Great story boss.
8,498	39	Mustached Goon	Really detailed
8,499	39	Lead Gangster	Yeah, well I got a million of 'em. All right, I think I'm ready to deal with the world now. Let's geet out of here.

8,400

35

Morty

Chachi!

8,401

35

Morty

So, uh...w-w-when do I get it?

8,402

35

Rick

Get what, a hug? Let's find a planet with a garden hose first?

8,403

35

Morty

A dragon!

8,404

35

Rick

A dragon?

8,405

35

Morty

You asked me to cut class and fight robots with, I said no, you said millions of lives depend on it, I said I'll do it for a dragon, you said whatever, I want my dragon!

8,406

35

Rick

You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.

8,407

35

Morty

I want my dragon!

8,408

35

Rick

Let me get you rocket shoes, l-let me get you Wolverine claws, let me get you a fucking rocket hat! Just make sure to use it with rocket shoes or it'll rip your head off.

8,409

35

Morty

I want my dragon, I want my dragon, I want my dragon—!

8,410

35

Rick

Oh crap. {coughs} Crap!

8,411

35

Beth

Dad, are you okay? Your ship crashed in Balta.

8,412

35

Rick

{grunts} I'm okay.

8,413

35

Beth

Oh, thank god.

8,414

35

Beth

Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?

8,415

35

Rick

AAAAAAARGH!

8,416

37

Tickets Please Guy:

Tickets, please.

8,417

37

Ramamama Leader:

Barkeep. A drink for my colleague.

8,418

37

???:

Do I know you?

8,419

37

Ramamama Leader:

I know the only reason to travel by train is to travel with weapons. And we all know that at the end of this line, There's only one creature worth killing. The man in the white coat. May as well take turns exchanging stories. Mine begins on planet Ramamama.

8,420

37

Ramamama Leader:

Lower him into acid. Once he's dissolved, lower someone else into acid. Is he dissolved? At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer. I really don't like the attitude around here. It's a very "lower me into acid" attitude.

8,421

37

Ramamama Leader:

Who are you?

8,422

37

Rick:

(Farts)

8,423

37

Ramamama Leader:

How did you reach my sanctum?

8,424

37

Rick:

(Farts)

8,425

37

Ramamama Leader:

All right, this is going in circles. Seize him!

8,426

37

Guards:

( All shouting )

8,427

37

Rick:

(Farting)

8,428

37

Ramamama Leader:

Very well. Now I will fight you.

8,429

37

Ramamama Leader:

Anyway, he tells a different version of the story Where I start crying or something. That's why he has to die. 'Cause he's a liar. So... Why are you going to kill Rick Sanchez?

8,430

37

???:

Okay, I don't know who that is. I don't accept your weird leap in logic that has everyone on a train going to kill one guy. And even if I did, why would we take turns telling stories about it like little girls at a sleepover?

8,431

37

Ramamama Leader:

If you're trying to be hurtful, you're doing a good job.

8,432

37

Clam

8,433

37

???:

You guys have fun with this.

8,434

37

Clam Alien:

Dissolve to a clam-shaped sun Rising over a giant beach.

8,435

37

???:

Whew. ( sighs )

8,436

37

Candy Santa Alien:

By then, of course, he had left toys And flesh drops for every one of us in the spore-hive. Ah, a newcomer! I suppose you think you have a better story about how Rick Sanchez saved space Christmas.

8,437

37

???:

What is with the Rick Sanchez obsession?

8,438

37

Aliens:

( laughter )

8,439

37

Goomby:

I think the best way to answer that is with my Christmas Rick tale.

8,440

37

Aliens:

<i>(laughter)</i>

8,441

37

???:

That... Okay, none of my business but he didn't even save Christmas in that story. Oh, how dare you! That doesn't mean I'm invested.

8,442

37

Goomby:

Tell your Christmas Rick story!

8,443

37

???:

Step the hell back! Back!

8,444

37

???:

(Panting)

8,445

37

???:

You start teeing up a Rick Sanchez vignette, and you'll be doing it through two holes.

8,446

37

???:

I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this train.

8,447

37

???:

Do you remember getting on it?

8,448

37

???:

No. First thing I remember is...

8,449

37

???:

What?

8,450

37

???:

No, really, who?

8,451

37

???:

Jesus!

8,452

37

???:

I warned you not to do that.

8,453

37

???:

I wasn't trying.

8,454

37

???:

You don't have to. The train is obviously amplifying and linking unrelated narrative fields.

8,455

37

Morty:

Uh-huh...

8,456

39

Rick

Oh shit, I almost parked but Morty hold on wat-watch this.

8,457

39

Morty

Uh-huh.

8,458

39

Rick

Well I thought it was cool. So should be in and out, simple exchange, not even an adventure. And if anything goes wrong which it won't, jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.

8,459

39

Morty

Okay. W-wait what? Wha-what vat of acid?

8,460

39

Rick

What, Morty! Close the door.

8,461

39

Rick

I pre-scouted this location and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones. It's got air horses and a compartment of bones at the bottom. If things go wrong, which they won't, we jump onto the vat of acid and I'll release the bones, they'll float up-

8,462

39

Rick

What is this face you're making?

8,463

39

Morty

Aren't you an inventor?

8,464

39

Rick

Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built-in air supply and quick release bones isn't inventive enough for you and when did my job become pitching you ideas?

8,465

39

Morty

Alright! Let's just do this. I have English homework.

8,466

39

Rick

You're still learning English? That's the language you speak. How dumb are you?

8,467

39

Lead Gangster

Intresting choice of meeting place, Rick.

8,468

39

Rick

You like it? My grandson had notes.

8,469

39

Morty

Come on.

8,470

39

Rick

Show him the crystals, Morty.

8,471

39

Lead Gangster

I'll make lots of money with these.

8,472

39

Rick

I'll make lots of those with these.

8,473

39

Lead Gangster

Well, those are fake.

8,474

39

Rick (The same time with Morty)

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on.

8,475

39

Morty ( The same time with Rick)

You gotta be kidding me. Seriously?

8,476

39

Rick

You brought fake crystals and a gun?

8,477

39

Lead Gangster

Beats real crystals and no gun.

8,478

39

Rick

Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm?

8,479

39

Lead Gangster

Whoa, do you know who I am?! Even if you kill me, you're a dead man.

8,480

39

Rick

Are you serious? Morty, he's right we're screwed. Let's just end it, quik death come on.

8,481

39

Morty

Aw, man. Oh!

8,482

39

Morty

Ohhhhh!

8,483

39

The Dealer Group

Woah, Hey, Oh My God!

8,484

39

Lead Gangster

Holy Shit! What the Fuck?

8,485

39

[Transition

Inside the Factory (Bridge with many vats of acids under)]

8,486

39

Moustached Goon

Holy Shit.

8,487

39

Lead Gangster

What kind of psycho? His own grandson?

8,488

39

Moustached Goon

Guess he took your threat pretty serious.

8,489

39

Lead Gangster

Yeah, but it just doesn't make any sense.

8,490

39

Black Coat Goon

Well, he was a scientist. Maybe he knew more about acid, maybe it's like the most painlesss way to go.

8,491

39

Lead Gangster

How could that have been painless? You saw that pause before the bones floated up. That has to be like five seconds of unparalleled torture. I can't get my head around it. I, I thought I'd seen this galaxy at it's darkest. This is going to take a while to feel normal.

8,492

39

Mustached Goon

We're pretty good listeners boss, drinks are on us if you want to talk it out.

8,493

39

Lead Gangster

Thanks, but what happened, it happened here. I don't wanna lose the moment.

8,494

39

Black Coat Goon

Take your time, boss. We'll stay as long as you want.

8,495

39

Mustached Goon

Absulutely, I got nowhere to be.

8,496

39

Lead Gangster

And then, little Tommy Flim-flam's running down the Hyperloop. His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid, but his AI hologram is fucking his own Pee hole. [laughs]

8,497

39

Black Coat Goon

Great story boss.

8,498

39

Mustached Goon

Really detailed

8,499

39

Lead Gangster

Yeah, well I got a million of 'em. All right, I think I'm ready to deal with the world now. Let's geet out of here.