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8,500	39	Mustached Goon	Should we drop our buddy in here before we go?
8,501	39	Lead Gangster	Yeah, probabbly a good idea.
8,502	39	Mustached Goon	Should we use a different vat? Does acid lose its acid power the more it dissolves?
8,503	39	Black Coat Goon	What am I, an Acidologist? Here grab that rat-like creature. We'll do a little test.
8,504	39	Lead Gangster	Look, if you the damn acid, don't use a rat. Take that ladle, grab a spoonful and put it in the analyzer.
8,505	39	Lead Gangster	I'd say that's pretty acidy, drop him in.
8,506	39	Lead Gangster	What are you doing?
8,507	39	Mustached Goon	You said-
8,508	39	Lead Gangster	Not the rat, the guy.
8,509	39	Mustached Goon	Ohhh!
8,510	39	Lead Gangster	Look at the size of the bones on that rat.
8,511	39	Mustached Goon	Oh, how many sets of bones this rat got?
8,512	39	Black Coat Goon	Look how the smaller ones are shaped, their like little cartoon bones. Like if you dreaw a bone in art class.
8,513	39	Lead Gangster	Alright that tears it, I'm cancelling of the rest of my night and calling a bone scientist. We're getting to the bottom of this-
8,514	39	Morty	Jesus Fucking Chist enough already!
8,515	39	Rick	The fuck is wrong with you?!
8,516	39	Morty	Just admit is was a shitty idea!
8,517	39	Rick	Having a grandson?!
8,518	39	Morty	The vat of fake acid, are you dying of dementia?!
8,519	39	Rick	How are you talking to me like this? Wh-whe-When did you get so cocky?
8,520	39	Morty	Tonight! Tonight Rick. The night I saw you fail.
8,521	39	Rick	Because you ruined it!
8,522	39	Morty	It was pre-ruined!
8,523	39	Rick	Oh was it worse than when I was a pickle? Oh-oh-oh, that's right, you weren't there for that, turns out kind of cool. Maybe there's a connection there
8,524	39	Morty	Excuse me?
8,525	39	Rick	What's that cool thing you did without me again? The awesome thing? I-I-I guess you wanted a dragon? *Does a chef's kiss Unforgettable.
8,526	39	Morty	God fuck you
8,527	39	Rick	Timely too, you really got in that "Game of Thrones" fever right at the peak
8,528	39	Morty	You trying as hard as you can to hurt me right now proves my point.
8,529	39	Rick	I'll let you know when you have a point and the world will know whe I try to hurt you.
8,530	39	Morty	Big man, big genius, big lonely drunk.
8,531	39	Rick	Hey save some of these atomic-age beatnik zingers for your English homework, Bukowski.
8,532	39	RIck	There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It's about execution.
8,533	39	Morty	No such thing as a bad idea except all of mine, right?
8,534	39	Rick	Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea.
8,535	39	Morty	I'm not talking about that! I'm constantly pitching you ideas, Rick, and you act like they're not even worth thinking about.
8,536	39	Rick	What, the helicopter lawn chair? That's just something you saw on TV.
8,537	39	Morty	What about my video-game-style place-saving device?
8,538	39	Rick	Oh my God, here we go.
8,539	39	Morty	It's a good idea, Rick! A device that lets you-
8,540	39	Rick	Save your place like in a video game but in real life so that you can try stuff and then go back to your save point, yes Morty, I saw it on "Futurama."
8,541	39	Morty	Oh, so you don't do anything unless it's original?
8,542	39	Morty	It's not time travel, it's saving a place in time-
8,543	39	Rick	Oh my God, is this what you think I do? This is where the heavylifting happens in your mind? Do you have any idea how much fucking work would have to go into a machine that-
8,544	39	Morty	Ah-ha! You can't do it.
8,545	39	Rick	I can do anything, Morty. Your idea is not worth doing.
8,546	39	Morty	You can't do it.
8,547	39	Rick	Before what you're trying to do was called "negging," it was called "reverse psychology" and incels didn't incent it, Bugs Bunny did.
8,548	39	Morty	You can't do it.
8,549	39	Rick	There is nothing I cannot do.
8,550	39	Morty	A place-saving video-game thing!
8,551	39	Rick	You're a piece of shit!
8,552	39	Morty	Just say you can't do it!
8,553	39	Rick	I won't
8,554	39	Morty	You won't say you can't?
8,555	39	Rick	Fuck you, Morty!
8,556	39	Morty	Fuck you!
8,557	39	Rick	Fuck you!
8,558	39	Morty	So are you gonna-
8,559	39	Rick	Yes, I'm gonna fucking do it!
8,560	42	Morty	: Come on Rick, w-we're almost there.
8,561	42	Rick	: Leave me Morty. It's the only way.
8,562	42	Rick	: [While looking at a crystal where he and Morty are stabbing vampires] Wha-were-were we Blades in that one? That's fucking tight.
8,563	42	Morty	: Just stay with me.
8,564	42	Rick	: [While Morty is putting him in the ship] I'm scared, Morty. I can see the end. I'm a silly man. I'm a small, silly man.
8,565	42	Rick	: I'm sorry I got you into this.
8,566	42	Morty	: [While looking at a rapidly shrinking portal to Earth] Then how about I get us out of this?
8,567	42	Jessica	: Hello?
8,568	42	Morty	: I-It's Morty. From school.
8,569	42	Jessica	: Oh hey, Morty. What's up?
8,570	42	Morty	: Um, I just want to say that you're really great and I'm sorry that the timing never really worked out with us, but you're really great and I wish I got to know you better.
8,571	42	Jessica	: Oh, I mean, that's a lot.
8,572	42	Morty	: Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just...
8,573	42	Jessica	: No, I just wish you'd said it sooner.
8,574	42	Morty	: Wh-What?
8,575	42	Jessica	: Yeah, I mean being nervous is sort of selfish sometimes, you know?
8,576	42	Ship alarm	: Life support systems failing.
8,577	42	Morty	: Yeah, that's a great point.
8,578	42	Jessica	: Well, what are you doing tonight?
8,579	42	Morty	: Tonight?
8,580	42	Jessica	: Yeah, do you, like, want to watch a movie or something?
8,581	42	Morty	: Um, yeah, tonight. Sounds great. [Hangs up phone] Holy shit! Holy shit! Come on, come on!
8,582	42	Rick	: Ugh, where are we?
8,583	42	Morty	: We're home, Rick. I landed us in the ocean.
8,584	42	Rick	: The ocean? The ocean on Earth?!
8,585	42	Morty	: Uh, yeah, I guess so.
8,586	42	Rick	: Oh, shit. Holy shit. We have to go. We have to go right fucking now!
8,587	42	Morty	: What?
8,588	42	Rick	: You touched the ocean, Morty. Oh fuck! Shit!
8,589	42	Mr. Nimbus	: Richard! You have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea! Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe... Mr. Nimbus!
8,590	42	Morty	: Sorry, who is that?
8,591	42	Rick	: My... nemesis.
8,592	42	Morty	: What?
8,593	42	Rick	: My fucking nemesis, okay?!
8,594	42	Morty	: Okay, but what was his name again?
8,595	42	Mr. Nimbus	: I am Mr. Nimbus!
8,596	42	Rick	: He's gonna say that a lot.
8,597	43	Beth	: You two are hungry.
8,598	43	Rick	: Big day.
8,599	43	Morty	: We're gonna kill God.

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