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8,700	43	Beth	: So you
8,701	43	Rick	: I know what a fake one looks like.
8,702	43	Morty	: Uh, Rick?
8,703	43	Rick	: [pokes his head into the lab] What?
8,704	43	Morty	: Did you use this house to make decoys, too?
8,705	43	Rick	: [descending the ladder] What? Morty, why the fuck would I do that? You think I'd go somewhere else to– [he sees what Morty is looking at—decoy making equipment, exoskeletons, and blueprints] okay, well, I am now less worried about the squids. [Rick runs up to the frozen decoy Rick.] Isolate head at normal processing. [The decoy's head unfreezes and Rick slaps him in the face.] What the fuck do you think you're doing down there? You're making decoys?
8,706	43	Decoy Rick	: Wait, how do you—oh god, Summer was right.
8,707	43	Rick	: Everyone in the car.
8,708	43	Beth	: You said decoys didn't make decoys.
8,709	43	Rick	: And usually, they don't, but again, it's nothing to worry about, because decoys are harmless. [He pulls up a map of where the decoys are located.] Just have to, y'know, visit the rest and terminate the program.
8,710	43	Beth	: Terminate? They're alive, dad!
8,711	43	Rick	: And at some point, they won't be. That's how existing works. What, are you going to save every stray cat?
8,712	43	Beth	: No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab.
8,713	43	Rick	: Ugh. Look, save the empathy. It's more termite infestation than
8,714	43	Summer	: I still think we're decoys.
8,715	43	Morty	: You just want an excuse to stop trying.
8,716	43	Summer	: Yeah, and?
8,717	43	Jerry	: [pointing] Oooh, there's a handsome fellow!
8,718	43	Rick	: Uh-oh.
8,719	43	Beth	: I thought you made them harmless.
8,720	43	Rick	: I don't remember making this one. [He gets out of the car.]
8,721	43	Decoy Jerry	: Oh, hi, Rick! Family...me...? Hey, when did you all leave?
8,722	43	Rick	: Analysis mode, 8-0-0-8-5.
8,723	43	Decoy Jerry	: Hmm?
8,724	43	Rick	: Nothing, buddy. You gotta stop with all that coffee, it's making you loopy! Happy analysis mode! [The family heads inside.]
8,725	43	Decoy Jerry	: Happy analysis mode to you, too!
8,726	43	Decoy Rick	: Think you got the wrong house, bro.
8,727	43	Rick	: Analysis mode, password 8-0-0–
8,728	43	Decoy Rick	: Shit, you think I'm a decoy?
8,729	43	Rick	: How do you know about the decoys?
8,730	43	Decoy Rick	: They were my idea!
8,731	43	Decoy Jerry	: [from outside] Well, now I know you're pranking me.
8,732	43	Second Rick	: Analysis mode, password 8 equals sign equals sign capital "d".
8,733	43	Rick	: Hide.
8,734	43	Morty	: What?
8,735	43	Rick	: Hide!
8,736	43	Second Morty	: Wow, like
8,737	43	Second Rick	: Yes, Morty, like
8,738	43	Second Summer	: Whatever, weirdo. I'm gonna see how wrong you got my room.
8,739	43	Second Beth	: So you
8,740	43	Second Rick	: A simulated one, yes.
8,741	43	Beth	: Why are we hiding?
8,742	43	Rick	: He thinks he's me, and
8,743	43	Beth	: But we're not decoys!
8,744	43	Rick	: Sure, tell
8,745	43	Second Morty	: Rick, did you make decoys here, too?
8,746	43	Second Rick	: Morty, for what reason could I have for...what the–[he runs up to decoy Rick] isolate head at normal processing! [He punches decoy Rick in the face as his head unfreezes.] You dumb asshole, you made decoys?
8,747	43	Decoy Rick	: Again, they were my idea. Wait, what happened to the other guy?
8,748	43	Second Rick	: Other guy?
8,749	43	Decoy Rick	: Wait, that means
8,750	43	Second Rick	: Check the closets.
8,751	43	Second Rick	: They've gone rogue!
8,752	43	Rick	: Killer decoys!
8,753	43	Second Rick	: Take out the decoys!
8,754	43	Decoy Rick	: Shit! Someone put a gun in my teeth!
8,755	43	Second Beth	: Stop shooting, dad! They're us, we don't have to fight them!
8,756	43	Second Rick	: Classic prisoner's dilemma, Beth. I'm a cool guy, I, you know, I can talk it out. But that asshole–
8,757	43	Rick	: Me? You decoy piece of shit. You're the one that shot first!
8,758	43	Beth	: We can work this out, just stop trying to kill each other!
8,759	43	Second Rick	: Sorry, decoy Beth, but this only ends one way, with one of us accepting we're a decoy.
8,760	43	Rick	: And once he knows he's a decoy, he know he won't be safe until he's killed the real Rick, along with anyone who think he's him.
8,761	43	Second Rick	: Pretty perceptive, for a decoy.
8,762	43	Rick	: This is getting nowhere. Let's charge their asses on three.
8,763	43	Morty	: Do we have to do this?
8,764	43	Rick	: Morty, this is gonna sound bad, but...would you trust me not to kill you?
8,765	43	Summer	: Oof.
8,766	43	Morty	: I mean, good point, but Jesus Christ.
8,767	43	Second Rick	: We rush them on three. Ready?
8,768	43	Second Morty	: I don't want to kill us, Rick!
8,769	43	Second Rick	: It's them or us, Morty. I don't trust me. Do you trust you?
8,770	43	Second Morty	: Yes?
8,771	43	Second Rick	: Freak.
8,772	43	Rick	: Before you say anything, they were already killing each other.
8,773	43	Beth	: Well, you could've done something.
8,774	43	Rick	: Not sure, actually. I've heard stories about this. We're looking at a possible Asimov Cascade.
8,775	43	Jerry	: Sorry, what's happening?
8,776	43	Summer	: I need an explainer, too.
8,777	43	Morty	: Yeah, I'm pretty much behind on this one.
8,778	43	Rick	: Car, can I get a whiteboard? [A large whiteboard emerges from the car and Rick starts to write on it.] When squids started killing decoys, decoys started checking their decoys and learning that they're making decoys. That's making them seek out and run into other decoys, making them realize they're decoys, making them start to kill other decoys.
8,779	43	Summer	: Say decoy again.
8,780	43	Rick	: Fuck you.
8,781	43	Beth	: Well, how do we stop it?
8,782	43	Rick	: Beth, the loop's already started. It's basically
8,783	43	Morty	: Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this, would killing them finish it?
8,784	43	Rick	: Might work. Alt pitch, we just terminate the rest of the decoys.
8,785	43	Beth	: Nobody's terminating anything. This is your mess, nobody else with our face and memories has to die.
8,786	43	Rick	: Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, this thing feels pretty far gone. Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, but also, we don't know how many decoys there are. You get far enough down the decoy line and shit starts to get weird. You ever make a copy of a copy?
8,787	43	Beth	: You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids.
8,788	43	Jerry	: I say we split up! Some of us take down squids, while the rest of us–
8,789	43	Rick	: Engage in B stories we'll have to track simultaneously? No thank you! We stick together till this is all wrapped up.
8,790	43	Summer	: I dunno, the squids seem pretty good at taking out Smith families.
8,791	43	Rick	: Well, this'll sound weird, but I think I have a pitch for that.
8,792	43	Summer	: This costume smells like ass!
8,793	43	Rick	: God, there's no pleasing you!
8,794	43	Morty	: It's really bad, Rick.
8,795	43	Summer	: Did you let a gym coach break it in?
8,796	43	Jerry	: Why are we wearing these?
8,797	43	Rick	: Because we'll fit in and avoid detection as we take out all the squids. Might also help us anonymously take out excess decoys, if we have to.
8,798	43	Beth	: Which we won't.
8,799	43	Summer	: Unless we're decoys. He's starting to wonder! I knew it. I knew we didn't seem like Colorado people.

8,700

43

Beth

: So you

8,701

43

Rick

: I know what a fake one looks like.

8,702

43

Morty

: Uh, Rick?

8,703

43

Rick

: [pokes his head into the lab] What?

8,704

43

Morty

: Did you use this house to make decoys, too?

8,705

43

Rick

: [descending the ladder] What? Morty, why the fuck would I do that? You think I'd go somewhere else to– [he sees what Morty is looking at—decoy making equipment, exoskeletons, and blueprints] okay, well, I am now less worried about the squids. [Rick runs up to the frozen decoy Rick.] Isolate head at normal processing. [The decoy's head unfreezes and Rick slaps him in the face.] What the fuck do you think you're doing down there? You're making decoys?

8,706

43

Decoy Rick

: Wait, how do you—oh god, Summer was right.

8,707

43

Rick

: Everyone in the car.

8,708

43

Beth

: You said decoys didn't make decoys.

8,709

43

Rick

: And usually, they don't, but again, it's nothing to worry about, because decoys are harmless. [He pulls up a map of where the decoys are located.] Just have to, y'know, visit the rest and terminate the program.

8,710

43

Beth

: Terminate? They're alive, dad!

8,711

43

Rick

: And at some point, they won't be. That's how existing works. What, are you going to save every stray cat?

8,712

43

Beth

: No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab.

8,713

43

Rick

: Ugh. Look, save the empathy. It's more termite infestation than

8,714

43

Summer

: I still think we're decoys.

8,715

43

Morty

: You just want an excuse to stop trying.

8,716

43

Summer

: Yeah, and?

8,717

43

Jerry

: [pointing] Oooh, there's a handsome fellow!

8,718

43

Rick

: Uh-oh.

8,719

43

Beth

: I thought you made them harmless.

8,720

43

Rick

: I don't remember making this one. [He gets out of the car.]

8,721

43

Decoy Jerry

: Oh, hi, Rick! Family...me...? Hey, when did you all leave?

8,722

43

Rick

: Analysis mode, 8-0-0-8-5.

8,723

43

Decoy Jerry

: Hmm?

8,724

43

Rick

: Nothing, buddy. You gotta stop with all that coffee, it's making you loopy! Happy analysis mode! [The family heads inside.]

8,725

43

Decoy Jerry

: Happy analysis mode to you, too!

8,726

43

Decoy Rick

: Think you got the wrong house, bro.

8,727

43

Rick

: Analysis mode, password 8-0-0–

8,728

43

Decoy Rick

: Shit, you think I'm a decoy?

8,729

43

Rick

: How do you know about the decoys?

8,730

43

Decoy Rick

: They were my idea!

8,731

43

Decoy Jerry

: [from outside] Well, now I know you're pranking me.

8,732

43

Second Rick

: Analysis mode, password 8 equals sign equals sign capital "d".

8,733

43

Rick

: Hide.

8,734

43

Morty

: What?

8,735

43

Rick

: Hide!

8,736

43

Second Morty

: Wow, like

8,737

43

Second Rick

: Yes, Morty, like

8,738

43

Second Summer

: Whatever, weirdo. I'm gonna see how wrong you got my room.

8,739

43

Second Beth

: So you

8,740

43

Second Rick

: A simulated one, yes.

8,741

43

Beth

: Why are we hiding?

8,742

43

Rick

: He thinks he's me, and

8,743

43

Beth

: But we're not decoys!

8,744

43

Rick

: Sure, tell

8,745

43

Second Morty

: Rick, did you make decoys here, too?

8,746

43

Second Rick

: Morty, for what reason could I have for...what the–[he runs up to decoy Rick] isolate head at normal processing! [He punches decoy Rick in the face as his head unfreezes.] You dumb asshole, you made decoys?

8,747

43

Decoy Rick

: Again, they were my idea. Wait, what happened to the other guy?

8,748

43

Second Rick

: Other guy?

8,749

43

Decoy Rick

: Wait, that means

8,750

43

Second Rick

: Check the closets.

8,751

43

Second Rick

: They've gone rogue!

8,752

43

Rick

: Killer decoys!

8,753

43

Second Rick

: Take out the decoys!

8,754

43

Decoy Rick

: Shit! Someone put a gun in my teeth!

8,755

43

Second Beth

: Stop shooting, dad! They're us, we don't have to fight them!

8,756

43

Second Rick

: Classic prisoner's dilemma, Beth. I'm a cool guy, I, you know, I can talk it out. But that asshole–

8,757

43

Rick

: Me? You decoy piece of shit. You're the one that shot first!

8,758

43

Beth

: We can work this out, just stop trying to kill each other!

8,759

43

Second Rick

: Sorry, decoy Beth, but this only ends one way, with one of us accepting we're a decoy.

8,760

43

Rick

: And once he knows he's a decoy, he know he won't be safe until he's killed the real Rick, along with anyone who think he's him.

8,761

43

Second Rick

: Pretty perceptive, for a decoy.

8,762

43

Rick

: This is getting nowhere. Let's charge their asses on three.

8,763

43

Morty

: Do we have to do this?

8,764

43

Rick

: Morty, this is gonna sound bad, but...would you trust me not to kill you?

8,765

43

Summer

: Oof.

8,766

43

Morty

: I mean, good point, but Jesus Christ.

8,767

43

Second Rick

: We rush them on three. Ready?

8,768

43

Second Morty

: I don't want to kill us, Rick!

8,769

43

Second Rick

: It's them or us, Morty. I don't trust me. Do you trust you?

8,770

43

Second Morty

: Yes?

8,771

43

Second Rick

: Freak.

8,772

43

Rick

: Before you say anything, they were already killing each other.

8,773

43

Beth

: Well, you could've done something.

8,774

43

Rick

: Not sure, actually. I've heard stories about this. We're looking at a possible Asimov Cascade.

8,775

43

Jerry

: Sorry, what's happening?

8,776

43

Summer

: I need an explainer, too.

8,777

43

Morty

: Yeah, I'm pretty much behind on this one.

8,778

43

Rick

: Car, can I get a whiteboard? [A large whiteboard emerges from the car and Rick starts to write on it.] When squids started killing decoys, decoys started checking their decoys and learning that they're making decoys. That's making them seek out and run into other decoys, making them realize they're decoys, making them start to kill other decoys.

8,779

43

Summer

: Say decoy again.

8,780

43

Rick

: Fuck you.

8,781

43

Beth

: Well, how do we stop it?

8,782

43

Rick

: Beth, the loop's already started. It's basically

8,783

43

Morty

: Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this, would killing them finish it?

8,784

43

Rick

: Might work. Alt pitch, we just terminate the rest of the decoys.

8,785

43

Beth

: Nobody's terminating anything. This is your mess, nobody else with our face and memories has to die.

8,786

43

Rick

: Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, this thing feels pretty far gone. Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, but also, we don't know how many decoys there are. You get far enough down the decoy line and shit starts to get weird. You ever make a copy of a copy?

8,787

43

Beth

: You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids.

8,788

43

Jerry

: I say we split up! Some of us take down squids, while the rest of us–

8,789

43

Rick

: Engage in B stories we'll have to track simultaneously? No thank you! We stick together till this is all wrapped up.

8,790

43

Summer

: I dunno, the squids seem pretty good at taking out Smith families.

8,791

43

Rick

: Well, this'll sound weird, but I think I have a pitch for that.

8,792

43

Summer

: This costume smells like ass!

8,793

43

Rick

: God, there's no pleasing you!

8,794

43

Morty

: It's really bad, Rick.

8,795

43

Summer

: Did you let a gym coach break it in?

8,796

43

Jerry

: Why are we wearing these?

8,797

43

Rick

: Because we'll fit in and avoid detection as we take out all the squids. Might also help us anonymously take out excess decoys, if we have to.

8,798

43

Beth

: Which we won't.

8,799

43

Summer

: Unless we're decoys. He's starting to wonder! I knew it. I knew we didn't seem like Colorado people.