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- Giles?
- Is it Johnny Giles?
- Is it Johnny Giles?
Can you give us a name, Mr. Revie?
Can you give us a name?
- When are we there?
- Any moment now.
On the right.
- There it is!
- It's there, Dad!
Where are you going?
- Brian!
- Brian!
Stop!
- Dad?
- You missed it.
There's something else to do first.
It won't take ... |
He had the opportunity to come with me.
But Brighton was his choice, Leeds was mine.
A surprising choice, some might say... because you've been very vocal... in your criticism of them over the years.
I have.
You've accused the players of dirty tactics... cheating, dissent, foul play.
You've called Norman Hunter Norman ... |
Well, they wouldn't have played football that way if they were happy.
- Brian!
- Brian!
- Brian!
- Brian!
Hey, get out of the way!
Now, out you go, lads.
Where have you been?
The directors been waiting for over an hour.
Brian, what's it like to be at Leeds?
It's a pleasure to be here... and I'm looking forward to a ve... |
Was he now?
And Bremner?
Club captain.
Don's son and heir.
You'll never get any love out of him.
- Great.
- Come on, boys.
Here's to happy fucking families.
It should be just round here.
I want you two to behave for your elderly Uncle Jimmy, all right?
- See you.
- Come in, Brian.
Sit down there, lads.
What?
No one go... |
Saying he thought I was a daft choice.
- Well, he's entitled to his opinions.
- I'm entitled to mine.
And I'm entitled to mine.
I hired you to do this job... because you're the best young manager in this country.
Thank you.
I'm the best old one too.
I also did it... under the assumption... that you would be coming her... |
- number 6, Leeds United.
- Against the mighty...
- Leeds!
- Leeds!
Leeds!
Good God!
Don Revie's Leeds!
- Don Revie's Leeds
- I don't believe it.
Top of Division 1, here we come!
What do you say to that, Mr. Chairman?
I can hear the cash registers now.
Happy days, sir!
Happy days!
You've done well, Brian.
Take your ... |
And this door has gotta be fit for Donald Revie to walk through.
Well, chop - chop.
There you are.
Right, ladies.
Spick- and- span, remember.
Wash these walls down.
Give the floors a proper polish.
I'll be back!
Come on, off you go!
I want it perfect.
Like a fucking carpet.
We've got proper footballers coming... who ... |
His lucky blue suit.
Best manager in the country, Don Revie.
Played for Sunderland, like me.
A centre forward like me.
- And England like me.
- Give it and go!
Peas in a pod, me and Don.
2 peas in a bloody pod.
Right, you saw that?
That's the way you do it!
They're here.
Well, almost.
Pass it!
Move!
I want Billy to sig... |
Welcome to Derby, Don.
A pleasure to meet you.
I'm-
- I'm Brian Clough.
Hello.
Yeah, hello, hello.
It's the 3rd round of the FA Cup.
Here we go.
It's Derby County against Leeds United at the Baseball Ground.
Come on, boys!
Derby County in the white shirt... very much the underdogs... as they face the First Division c... |
Well played, Billy.
Giles with the corner.
Bremner.
Fucking close him down!
Bremner's gone down!
- What?
- There didn't appear to be any contact!
- The referee has given a spot- kick.
- He never fucking touched him, ref!
He dived!
He fucking dived!
Well played, Billy.
And that penalty spot... is lost somewhere in the m... |
We need to get up into the same division first.
We need someone with a good head.
- Experience.
- I know.
Our lot were like headless chickens.
First thing Monday morning...
I want you to go and find me that player, a wise head.
- We haven't- - - No worry about money.
That's my problem.
Just you go and find him.
Well, ... |
He's old as bloody time.
But, oh, he's clever, Brian.
Keeps the ball well, passes it better than anyone alive.
Pete.
That's enough.
Come back.
He's the one, Brian.
Are you sure?
Never been more sure of anything in me life.
All right.
I'll talk to Longson in the morning.
Haven't got till morning.
Hearts have already m... |
- Play him at sweeper.
- Aye.
He won't have to run about so much now, will he?
Fat bastard.
What's all this I hear about a tie shop?
He got a tie shop, ain't he, in London, which he spends 2 days a week at.
Fucking tie shop?
It's his little nest egg for the future.
No one will be wearing fucking ties in 20 years' time.... |
- Who the bloody hell are you?
- My name's Brian Clough.
I've the pleasure of playing for England against you... in an under - 23 match.
I remember you now.
You had a black eye.
A right bloody shiner.
You never stopped fucking talking.
What are you doing here?
I've come to talk to you about the promised land.
A land of... |
Pete reckons he's good for 3 more years.
Is he, fuck.
He's broken more bones than Eve the Knieve.
Trust me, Mr. Chairman.
It's money well spent.
Who the fuck are they?
That'll be Messrs. McGovern and O'Hare.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Where did they come from?
Me old stomping grounds, Hartlepools and Sunderland.
Very reasonable... |
Now you're thinking about it!
Let's play some football!
Let's play some football!
You're a genius, Pete.
Bloody genius.
How did you see it?
Don't know.
It's just obvious.
McGovern in midfield.
Mackay at the back.
O'Hare up front.
It's the skewer, isn't it?
In the shish kebab.
Beautiful.
A thing of fucking beauty.
... |
And it's a goal!
O'Hare and Hector in the penalty area.
O'Hare.
Beautiful football!
Yes!
Come on!
It was all so easy.
- Yeah!
- That's it.
Derby win the Second Division.
It's a magnificent achievement for Brian Clough's team.
Go on, Brian.
Fill it up.
Fill it up.
Shush, shush, look, look, look.
Look.
For Leeds to w... |
Right.
Better go and make myself known.
Behave yourselves.
Right.
See you, lads.
- See you.
- See you.
All right, gentlemen, gather around, please.
Well, I might as well tell you now.
You lot may all be internationals... and have won all the domestic honours there are to win... under Don Revie.
But as far as I'm concer... |
7- a- sides.
Keep it nice and clean.
Hey.
And sensible.
No 50I50s.
Right.
I'll play meself.
You might learn something, Irishman.
251 goals in 274 starts.
I'd like to see Don- fucking
- Revie do that, eh?
- First seven over here.
Come on.
- There you go.
- Hope he's ready.
- Come on, pal.
Let's do it.
Yes, Irishma... |
- Come on.
Hey, 50I50, Norman.
You deaf or what?
- Jesus.
- Good tackle.
What's the matter with you?
He said no 50I50s.
- What are you gonna do?
Book me?
- Yes, I will.
You're a bunch of fucking bullies.
It's a fair challenge, Norman.
Fair play.
Up.
Up.
Easy, easy.
Come on. 1, 2.
Pass and move.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
"25... |
Best everything, really.
Right.
Last time, there was a whole division between you and Leeds.
Not now.
Not today.
Today we're here as Second Division champions.
And equals with Leeds.
John McGovern and Billy Bremner, equals.
- Kevin Hector and Johnny Giles.
- Equals.
Good lad.
Equals.
Alan Hinton and Peter Lorimer...
... |
- Come on.
Well, it's an achievement for Derby, being promoted to the First Division.
But the truth is...
Leeds United have the habit of reminding them... just how far they still have to go.
They made us look like fools today.
I mean, our boys...
What was O'Hare doing?
Letting Madeley bully him like that, pushing him a... |
We can't.
Longson's already told us.
" Club's in debt."
Having said that, Derby had moments.
They played some football.
They were brief moments perhaps, but they did play some football at times.
- But when you come up...
- Oh, bollocks to that!
I didn't get us all the way to the First Division... so we could sit there... |
- You mean, there are others?
- Messrs. Gemmill and Hennessey.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Let me ask you a question, Uncle Sam.
What'd you come into football for?
Support the football club of my hometown.
The club I've supported all my life.
Well, I'm sure we all admire your loyalty.
I didn't come to be lectured by some cock... |
We'll hit double figures this time.
- I'm taking the first penalty.
- It should be a smash- and- grab event.
I see they've driven all the way into the car park this time.
Isn't a Cup game, is it?
Tosser.
Hey, shut up, shut up.
Come on.
All right.
Right.
He's coming.
Come on, Derby!
Come on, Derby!
Come on, Derby!
C... |
Do you know what you're doing today?
Be big, be strong.
Any chance I get...
- flatten Paul- fucking- Madeley.
- Good lad.
He bullies you, you bully him back.
- Near post those corners we worked on.
- Yes, boss.
Now... come on!
Come on, Derby!
Come on!
Come on, Derby!
Come on, Derby!
Come on, Derby!
Come on, Derby!
C... |
McGovern!
Oh, yes!
How'd you define your approach to management... apart from being brilliant?
- Good lad.
- 2 in the middle.
O¡¦Hare!
How do you react when someone says, "Boss, you're doing it wrong"?
Well, I ask him how he thinks it ought to be done.
And then we get down to it and we talk about it for 20 minutes.
A... |
And our first chance to get a look at Leeds... under their new manager, Brian Clough.
- Will you be supporting Leeds today?
- You'll expect nothing less... having been the manager for 13 years.
Fact is, I'm here today as England manager.
Any words of advice for your successor before his first game?
Win.
The people of L... |
There's a chance on here and it's block ed.
Boersma's shot.
And that look ed very much like a right hook by Johnny Giles.
That was shocking.
Keegan has been poleaxed and it was a right hook.
That's a terrible foul.
A minute afterwards, watch as Bremner... appears to pat him with his left hand.
That right hand in the ki... |
Come on.
Double the fine.
Treble it.
Anything.
Just don't suspend him for that long.
Gentlemen.
He's my captain.
Hey, he's the best player I've got.
Hello?
I suppose you've heard.
Suspended for 11 bloody games.
Well, you're buggered.
Billy Bremner's the heart and soul of that team.
Plus, Mick Jones and Eddie Gray ar... |
These are heady days for Brian Clough's Derby County... champions of England.
They have the biggest night in the club's history coming up in Turin... in only 4 days' time.
The semi-final of the European Cup against Juventus.
But first today, they've got quite a tricky challenge.
They face Leeds United whom they unseate... |
New stand.
Better floodlights.
We need a good run in Europe to pay for it.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear a word of this.
You've still got an hour before kick - off.
I'd reconsider if I were you.
I wouldn't want my employer to be unhappy.
My employer?
Chairman of Derby County.
Chairman long before you ever showed... |
- Look at this!
Fucking come on then, you bastard!
You see what your lads are doing?
They don't deserve to be on the same pitch as my lads.
Brian.
Good luck in Europe.
Peter, good luck in Europe.
You fucking knobheads.
Derby was unlucky, I can tell you.
You bloody fool.
- Are you disappointed, Mr. Clough?
- Disappointe... |
Longson has tried to put a gagging order on me, of course.
"Any further utterances in public... or media appearances by Brian Clough... will be met with instant dismissal."
Take notice and act accordingly.
Would you like to hear my contrite reply?
- Go on, then.
- Written a letter to the board.
You and I feel it is imp... |
This mad ambition.
It comes and it goes.
Sometimes it's good.
Oh, yes.
Like a fire that stirs everything up.
Then there's this.
This thing that takes over.
Destroys everything that's good in your life.
Please, Brian.
Please tell me that this letter is just a draught.
You've not sent it.
I'll be out in a couple of day... |
And don't dare show your face here again.
We've just heard that the controversial former manager... of First Division Derby County, Brian Clough... has been sack ed with his assistant, Peter Taylor.
The drama at Derby started in the streets outside the ground... just before kick - off.
3 quarters of an hour before the ... |
- But not Dave Mackay.
Who's just accepted the job.
What?
Dave Mackay?
It's in the evening paper.
I signed that fat fuck.
Saved his professional life, gave him 2 years as a player.
Dave Mackay.
He wouldn't fucking dare.
What have you done, Brian?
I love this place.
I'm happy here.
So were you.
It's not over yet, Pete.... |
This one just plays like he's 16.
- Are you gonna buy any more- - ?
- This one, Duncan McKenzie.
Take your hands out of your pockets, son.
Remember that name, 28 goals last season.
How many are you gonna get this year?
Just more than 28, really.
Yeah.
That's why I got you.
Not for your quick wits, for your quick boot... |
The first team looking out for this and that.
Bollocks to Don Revie!
You're professional footballers.
Stop Stan Bowles.
That's all you need to know about QPR.
And I don't have to justify myself to you not how or when I conduct training... not who I buy or pick to play.
No.
No, not to us.
But come Saturday afternoon, th... |
Look, the pub's just down there.
Not far to go.
- No, no.
- Just down there.
Oh, I don't like to be Beside the seaside
Hey, give it a chance.
Brighton and Hove Albion?
Have you seen where they are?
Bottom of the Third Division.
We can get them out of there like that.
We did it with Hartlepools, with Derby.
We cared ab... |
Not now.
Come on.
Sign today, and I'll give you a bonus of 7 grand.
Each.
7 grand?
You hear that, Brian?
Plus, a salary that exceeds by 20% what Derby were paying you.
Very generous, Mike.
Terrific.
But those are First Division wages.
First Division is where I want this club to be.
You sure you can afford it?
You sure ... |
I'm secretary of Leeds United Football Club.
- Nigel, come on.
- Let me have a go.
I wanna have a go.
I was sent by my chairman, Mr. Cussins.
He wants me to speak to you face- to- face.
Bloody hell.
But we hate Leeds.
It's the top flight, Pete.
It's the First Division.
But we gave Brighton our word.
And they paid us th... |
What?
And you'd sooner fester down there with all those bloody Tories in that blue - rinse retirement home by the sea?
Brighton's a small club, I'll give you that.
- Bloody midgets.
- But at least we'd be together.
You and me, Brian.
We can build them up.
Make them our own.
Like we did with Hartlepools, Derby- -
Then... |
The final month before the big day is a litmus test for couples ofhow they work together, solve problems, communicate.
The early, happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in.
With some couples, it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship.
With other couples, the lucky ones it highlights the ess... |
That's not you.
Is it?
Emma looks gorgeous.
- But not on the inside, which is...
- Kevin.
It's the best she can do, huh?
- So lame.
She wants to play dirty?
I can play dirty.
You can play dirty.
I've seen you do it.
I went to law school, people.
I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff.
- Mmm.
- Because it's the... |
Are you all right?
What the hell is goin' on?
Look, let me ini
I gained five pounds.
Five pounds.
It might as well be 50!
The dress doesn't fit!
And if the dress doesn't fit my wedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!
Well, "A "it's our wedding, hon.
And " B"...
So what?
Let it out.
You don't... |
I didn't send you any of that.
Oh, my God, Emma!
She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress!
What is that?
What is that?
The International Butter Club?
You mean, you've actually been sitting around eating sticks of butter from different lands?
The final week before the wedding is do-or-die.
I expect my b... |
And you'll come runnin'back...
I'm gonna rain on your parade...
Oh, I won't take it again...
And I'll keep raining, raining, raining...
Over you...
Wow!
What happened to you?
You look like a traffic cone.
Will it fade?
Sort of.
This is three loofahs.
Is it that bad?
Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad.
Oh, wel... |
Hold that thought, sweetie.
I'm gonna get your color.
Just make sure it's not so...
Like, more gold base.
I'm gonna rain on your parade...
No, I won't take it again...
And I'll keep raining, raining, raining over you...
Maybe I should take up chanting.
I think it's kind of...
Might be necessary at this time of my lif... |
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Fletch?
Bug?
Do you have something you need to tell me?
- Um...
- Are we about to have a little orange baby?
Apparently we're registered at Babies "R" Us.
Isn't that nice?
Marissa.
Where are you?
I can barely hear you.
I can't believe you told Emma.
Whatever.
You guys, don't get too attached to ... |
We got two brides in the house tonight!
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Hold upI
We have two brides in the house tonight.
Emma, this party is invitation only.
I'm getting married too, baby!
Well, I'll invite you right up there.
- DJ Jazzles invites bride number two up on stage.
- Why not?
Come on up here, girlI We want to see the... |
- Aw, come on, Liv.
- Come on, bride number one.
- I know y'all can do better than that.
- Give it to me, baby...
Sprockets!
Break it downI Now the sexiest bride takes first prize.
Let's see itI
We gonna get this party started, y'allI
ShowdownI
Space!
Check out bride number twoI
They be watchin'while we wiggle around ... |
It's my bachelorette party, right?
- Yes.
Good girl.
Here you go.
It's like you read my mind.
Oh, my God!
Taxi!
Taxi.
Kevin.
Kevin.
I need coffee.
Excuse me.
I need coffee.
I need three Advil.
Yeah.
Four waters.
Get a splash of that Kahlúa next to wherever that paralegal is.
- Hey, Elana.
- Good morning.
- You w... |
Oh, my God.
I totally forgot.
I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7:00.
I think it's very...
It's gonna be...
They're gonna love it.
I got it.
I'm gonna figure it out.
If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn up.
I've highlighted a few main points.
Our discovery process in depositions and document requests ... |
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be a bald bride.
It's so not ideal.
This is who's representing us?
Not anymore.
Miss Lerner's off the case.
I'm taking over.
No, now look, calm down.
I'm gonna get it dyed back.
Miss Lerner.
You are excused.
I'm not this girl.
I just don't screw up.
I just don't get demoted.
It's like I don't hav... |
And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time.
That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid.
Ifigured nothing...
Nothing bad would happen again if I was just one step ahead of everything and everybody, all the time.
Life isn't perfect, hon.
It's messy.
You're right.
I mean, I was gonna be perfec... |
So knock it off.
Lately you've been very mad and tense and excited.
You know what?
I just don't know how to deal with this.
- Uh-huh.
- And quite frankly, you have me questioning whether or not this is something about...
To do with the wedding or if this is permanent.
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent.
Yo... |
You haven't tried yet.
Do you realize...
Do you know how hard this is for me?
- I don't even know who you are.
- You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling.
- I'm so confused.
- I don't even know who you are.
All right?
I don't want to talk.
It's a tense time.
We're fine.
Whatever.
I was gonna go to t... |
I'm sorry, can you hold on?
Just a minute, I...
Sorry.
It's my worst nightmare.
I'm " cubicle-ized."
I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a crisis right now.
Can we return?
Fine.
That's...
Yeah.
Okay, I get it.
Bye.
- Hey!
I'm sorry.
Who is this?
- I'm scared to face another day...
- Hello?
- 'Cause the fear in me jus... |
Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother of your archenemy.
I mean, best friend.
Hey!
I have to rent a tux.
You're coming with me.
Come on.
- Um, okay.
- Come on.
I'm a little surprised.
I would have thought a big magazine writer would have his own tux.
How you doing, Em?
Hmm?
How you feeling?
Um, feel fin... |
Let's fix your tie.
I can't look at a tie like this.
- Yeah.
Change the subject.
- This doesn't look right without a tie.
I'm gonna go with a clip-on 'cause I can't figure this out.
- You have no patience.
- Really?
Mm-mmm.
Kind of think I wait around too long.
Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee.
Oh, um, I-I can't.
I... |
- Minus three hours, people.
Guard your camps, execute your duties, and we may make it out of here alive.
Incoming, people.
Roses for Lerner.
Peonies for Allan.
- Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet?
- Yes, he has.
- Linens for Lerner?
- Yes.
Excellent.
Let's move, people.
This is not a dress rehearsal.
Amaz... |
Mom!
You know, if you want my opinion...
You know what, Deb?
I don't.
I don't want your opinion.
Wh-What?
Deb, I have been dealing with versions of you my whole life and I'm gonna tell you something that I should've told myself a long time ago.
Sometimes it's about me, okay?
Not all the time, but every once in a while... |
Hey, Mr. Allan.
How are you?
- I'm good, bud.
How're you?
- Big day, huh?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
I caught a glimpse of Emma when I was scouting out the enemy camp.
She is beautiful, sir.
Thank you, Nathan.
Listen, you think I could have a word with your sister?
- Not about the-the fight, about something else.
- Oh, yeah.... |
- Good to see you.
- All right.
You too.
Such a good man.
Emma's so much like him.
So, according to Ms. St. Claire, you are allowed one weak nip before the wedding, to sort of steady the nerves.
- So we have scotch...
- Okay.
Scotch is good.
We have vodka and tequila.
Tequila, tequila?
Tequila!
Tequila!
- Kevin!
Teq... |
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
It's your parents.
Come on in.
Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
She sure is.
Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, wow, Mom.
- Oh, my God!
Is that my dress?
Are you happy?
I'm happy if you're happy.
Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.
This is your day.
Oh, boy, I need a tiss... |
Oh, it's Marion.
Uh, places, people.
We're on in two.
Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?
Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.
Ready.
- Bride one, walking.
Bride one, walking.
- Oh.
I was a little girl...
Alone in my little world...
- Who dreamed of a little home for me
- It's... |
And ready.
Walk.
I'm in Acapulco, babyI Spring breakI
I'm here with Miguel.
I love spring breakI I want to danceI
Go, EmmaI Go, EmmaI
- I love being EmmaI
- I...
We've been hit.
Repeat, we've been hit.
EmmaI
Let me tell you something about that tapeI
God, you swore!
You swore you'd never show that to anyone.
Just... ... |
Your friend?
History. 'Cause she's a bad influence on you, and she always has been.
Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought.
- Good.
I hope so.
- What?
Fletcher, you've been my friend for 10 years.
I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth.
You're in love with a girl that you met 10 ... |
I'm so sorry about everything.
I'm sorry...
Too.
I'm so sorry.
If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore.
If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then we'd be getting married, and we're not.
Are you crying?
Yeah.
It's like a whole new me.
And I just...
I cry all the time.
- I'm kind of a basket case.
- ... |
Come on.
Hi.
- Hey.
Are you single?
- Uh, yeah.
- Are you straight?
- I don't like labels.
So sorry to hear about your divorce.
Why?
It was only my first.
And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the Plaza.
You treated me so kind I'm about to lose my mind...
- You made me so
- Very happy...
- Do you wanna da... |
But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
- Wow!
You look great.
- Hello.
Oh, my God.
You look great.
Well, how was it?
How was the vacation?
- It wa... |
Oh, but don't go changin'
At least not for me, baby...
I'm doin'what I gotta do, ooh...
I'll be fine...
Find a way to pass the time...
While I sit here waiting on you...
Oh, listen...
But as soon as you get the chance, baby...
You've got to...
- Love me
- Love me, baby...
- Please
- Do, do, do...
- Say you love me
-... |
- Love me
- Love me, baby...
- Please
- Do, do, do...
- Say you love me
- Love me, baby...
- Pretty please
- Do, do...
Why, tell me why you wanna treat me so bad...
When you know I love you...
Darlin; don't you know...
I'm giving you the best lovin' you've ever had...
No one else for you...
- Just as soon
- Just a... |
♪ So many things ♪
- ♪ I dreamed of♪ - ♪ Dreamed of, dreamed of ♪
♪ You fell in love with me ♪
- ♪ But I couldn't think ♪ - ♪ I couldn't think ♪
♪ Of how it could be ♪
♪ And I finally found him ♪
♪ And I'm takin' the long way out ♪
- ♪ 'Cause it's gonna be ♪ - ♪ It's gonna be ♪
♪ Somethin' special to me ♪
♪ Somethin' s... |
Thank you.
And yes, Your Honor, I will take this lofty man to be my husband.
I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.
Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house.
Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 16 at least.
Next... |
A duck made out of ice.
Isn't this great?
Know what else is great?
Going home early and watching your backed-up TiVo?
Am I that predictable?
How about one more dance, and I'll give you my piece of the cake-if you let me lead.
Very funny.
Come on.
Come on.
You know I always lead.
Hey.
Oh.
Hi, girls.
Are you ready to c... |
Girlfriends sticking up for each other.
I like that, a lot.
Keep that.
- Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?
- Yeah.
Just think about it, feel it, catch it-
One, two, three!
I would have seen the signs if I'd been there.
It's all right there.
Look at Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's.
And Liv's hand-How would you lik... |
And tell me how the meeting goes.
Watch this power walk.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
Read and highlighted in the cab.
Great.
Purse.
It's like the whole city is made out of lint.
It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiff's case, and I thinkjudicially we'll find ... |
- Oh, God, Deb.
Hi.
- I know.
Isn't it gorgeous?
God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
You know, I am so late-No, no, no.
Listen.
You gotta help me out here.
You know the debate team?
Yeah.
I cannot go to the state finals.
I mean, children talking about their little problems.
Ugh!
You gotta do it for me.
Yeah,... |
You owe me, girl.
- Get out of the hallway, kids!
- You know why she does this?
You're the best teacher at that school.
No, I-
She's trying to overwork you, so you crack under pressure.
Mm-mmm.
Middle school's a jungle.
I don't know.
I think she's kind ofsad.
I mean, she's been divorced, like, three times.
She's way a... |
Seriously.
Oh, but you know what?
Try this.
Because-You know what?
Keep it.
Well-It never hung right on me anyway.
Ofcourse it doesn't hang right on you.
It's... my size, and it's new.
This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week.
Liv, I can't.
Hey, hey.
It was on sale.
I practically made money on it.
Liv, it... |
Oh-
Tiffany box.
You're getting engaged?
I'm getting engaged.
I'm getting engaged!
You're getting engaged!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Emma-No!
Stop it.
No.
Liv!
I have to look.
Stop it!
No!
No!
No, no!
You can't stop me.
I'm sorry.
But he should see your face when you first see the ring.
Good call.
You always think... |
I'm engaged!
Can we get four tequila shots?
No.
No.
No, no, no.
None for me.
Oh, right.
I'm fine.
Acapulco, 2006- Emma and Fletcher on a break.
"Never talk about that weekend again."
"I'm so lonely and confused, and very thirsty.
Please, Miguel"―.
Okay, okay, okay.
Make it stop.
Please.
All right, a toast.
To Liv... |
- Where's-Where's the groom?
- Oh.
Oh.
He's not here.
Well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet.
A toast-To Daniel, who in his own world is just working late, but I guess in Liv's world has just proposed.
So God bless him for wanting... to spend his life with my sister in any world.
To Liv.
We love ya.
He's a... |
You're welcome, Liv.
You're gonna be the best maid of honor.
Yes, I am.
What do we do first?
First...
Oh!
I was thinking.
It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal.
See?
It's that head for details.
Yeah, right?
I know.
People watching this performance at home... with a huge question mark.
Hey, babe?
I ... |
Oh, okay.
You're pitchy.
Oh, uh, that one's mine.
Please.
You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
Yeah.
It's on the right side.
Okay, it's fine.
Yours is the left.
If your fortune's better than mine, I'm claiming it.
I don't think it will be.
Okay.
Are you ready?
One-Two.
Three.
What's this?
I put a lot... |
- Colorless.
- Cut?
- Brilliant.
- Clarity?
- Slightly included.
- Carat?
- Almost, maybejust under.
More than he could afford, I'm sure.
Ohhh.
Engaged?
Wow!
Liv's engaged.
You're engaged.
That's-That's...
C-Can I call you back?
What do you mean Emma's engaged?
No.
Of course I'm happy.
Why wouldn't I be happy?
I thi... |
I mean, hey, look.
It even sparkles in the rain.
Blinding.
Ouch.
So I'm thinking about getting DJ Humble to spin at my party.
I don't know though.
Is that weird?
You should go for it.
I'm not really a big band kind of girl.
Whatever.
It's your wedding.
Oh.
My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
She's too busy with ... |
You gotta book early if you want the Plaza.
The Plaza?
I can't believe this.
What-What's the matter?
Why are you mad?
I'm not mad.
No, not at you.
I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have-
We don't have to talk about this.
Let's just drop it.
Don't worry about me.
Worry ab... |
Don't you wanna get married?
Honey, can we talk about this later?
Oh, you changed your mind?
I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.
Right?
Uh-Oh, my God.
It's not a ring?
If it's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself, and I'm taking you down with me.
Oh.
Why can't you just tell me right here and right now?
Is it something ... |
Babe.
Yes.
- This is not how I planned it.
- Are you kidding?
Oh!
I love "Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work" day.
Totally.
And that is the journey that brought... these two young brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
Not now.
Not now.
Let's go.
Okay.
I'm good.
I'm Marion ... |
I can't believe this.
Sit.
Okay.
Got it.
A wedding marks the first day... of the rest of your life.
You have been dead until now.
W-Were you aware of that?
You're dead right now.
I understand.
Thank you.
Angela, for example, will die dead.
Now I've read the brief that she put together on you- june weddings at the Pla... |
- No.
- All right then.
Just sign and... date these.
Okay.
This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
Uh, elegant minimalism- Classic traditionalism- with romantic textures.
And trendy infusion.
- I'm impressed.
- Really?
Well, we love you so much.
She means-She means "Thank you... |
♪ Why am I making this hard on myself ♪
♪ When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be ♪
♪ Happy ♪
♪ Yeah ♪♪
♪♪
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Miss Wang-
Ohh-Lace bodice.
Basque waist, 10-layer tulle-
You should try it on.
No.
No, no.
I'm wearing my mom's dress.
Emma, are you sure?
Your mom's dress is beautiful, but ... |
Okay.
But I mean, if you like it, you should try it on.
No.
You saw it first.
Please.
That's a terrible reason.
We're gonna try this on, okay?
No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.
It's stunning.
It's perfect.
I know.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
I should probably keep looking.
Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang?
I... |
Focus.
That's right.
Well, it's contacts- and focus.
- You know, I'll take it.
- Perfect.
I'll get you more champagne.
Marion.
A terrible mistake has been made, one I assure you has never happened before... in the House of St. Claire.
Your weddings have been booked on the same day.
Can you say that again?
I'm sorry.
... |
- Trust me.
You can't say no to that face.
Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement... means that I cannot tell you who she is,
- so which one of you will choose a different venue?
-
I'm leaving right now, Ms. St. Claire.
Word to the wise, dear- and also to you- do not use me as a reference.
Hello, Angela.
Just... te... |
No, no, no.
A thousand times, no.
Good luck, ladies.
There's something wrong with you.
You're not leaving until you change your-
She's crazy!
Just change your date.
She's crazy!
Somebody call Security.
You won't even change your date!
You're crazy!
It's unnecessary for you to touch me so hard.
Technically, she pushed... |
I mean, you know, I want you at my wedding.
Obviously.
If we can't think of any other way out of this, one of us will simply have to be flexible.
Yeah.
One of us will just have to change venues.
Right.
One of us could.
Probably, um, not... the one of us who's been saving up for a decade, because she makes a pittance... |
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