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-And I can report you for that. -Are you threatening me? Look around at what's happening! The town crawling with soldiers! Security police hunting terrorists under every bush! A government raving on about national security! People afraid of strangers with straight noses! And it's my job to solve three murders in public places! And maybe a fourth's being planned. It could be you. So if you're keeping something from me, I'd advise you to come out with it! Have you got a moment? I've checked all the CCTV footage from when the cars exploded. -Haven't you slept at all? -I wanted to see where they were from. Look. If you mark out where they were stolen, not where the owners live... There, there, there, there and there... See what's in the middle, and at the end of the road where the cameras are? The old barracks. With enough space to hide five cars. Good. Very good work, Svartman. -We'll see. I'll go and check it out. -Do that, but don't go alone. Six years ago, a boy died in the hospital. The parents said his death was caused by his receiving the wrong treatment. They appealed in vain to the Disciplinary Offences Board so they took it further and further until I was summoned to the EU court. You personally.
Yes. Shortly before the boy's death I had to accept cuts that meant that staffing levels were affected. An over-stressed and worn out nurse had been careless, the parents said. It was my fault. Do you think they were justified in thinking so? It's been so long, but... probably. The nurse in charge of the boy that day was Gunilla Polhem. Might the boy have survived? -What were the parents' names? -I can't remember. Find out. Here... -Kurt speaking. -It's Nyberg. Do you have a minute? The bomb from the hospital was M/46 plastic explosive. Army stuff. We're checking any reports of theft. -And the silencer? -lt could very well belong to a Glock. A Glock was also reported stolen from the barracks when they closed down. I'll ask Lindstrom if they suspected anyone. Svartman's on his way. -The cars might've been parked there. -Call me when you hear something. Thank you. The boy's name was Henrik Franzen. His father's name was Anders. -Anders Franzen? -No, they weren't married.
His name was Lindstrom. Anders Lindstrom. Hi. Contact Vikstrom. Tell him we're looking for Lindstrom. But he mustn't know anything. He's probably at home. Send a riot squad. Isabell, go with him. Call me as soon as you get something. I have the link. It's nothing to do with the exhibition. -G'day, Hugo Andersson. -Svartman, Ystad police. -You called. -I need to get inside the building. -What are you looking for? -I can't say. Got the keys? Thanks. Clear! Clear! Alpha 1, the building's secure. Copy that. Calling all units: The power's back on in Ystad. -Svartman to command centre, over. -Go ahead. I need forensics at the old barracks. Out.
Wester was mayor when the barracks shut. -lt wasn't his decision. -But he was slated. He was said to be more interested in his status than in saving the regiment. An unemployed Lindstrom was given to Collin. According to this, he thought she was hostile towards him. We know he blamed Polhem for his son's death. Speaking. He's not here. We'll go through it, but it'll take time. Hang on... Why cause a blackout and blow up cars? To show Ystad how vulnerable we are without the regiment. He loses the plot when it's disbanded. But why now? The barracks was closed down years ago. The job centre and his son were also years ago. That was lsabell. He probably doesn't have long left. Cancer. Good, you're here. Have you seen Lindstrom? He left about an hour ago. He's part of the escort. -What escort? -The Minister's. She's just arrived. Hello. Hello, nice to meet you. Come along, Alice.
- Anton, come... You can wait here with Daddy, OK? I can but try to imagine what you've been going through recently. But I do know what Sweden has gone through. And we're angry. THE SWEDlSH-ARABlC society The recent actions against your town and by extension, our nation are despicable. But if we give in to the fear then they have won. So I've decided to come here today, to you with my family we will never give in to fear. I'll be with you in a minute. I know that some of you have been shouting: "It's times like this we really need a regiment here. A strong defence." And cursed us politicians for disbanding it. But to you I want to say that we... The killer is dangerous. Suspected bomb. ...never protect us from those intent on harming our open society. All we can do is strike back. With the weapon that we have: justice. -Got the podium covered? -Repeat: Suspected bomb. So at this very moment, we are raiding a suspected terrorist cell here, in our safe and secure Skane... So, of course. Sure we need an army. But must it look like it did 50, even 10 years ago? No, because the enemy is different to what it was 50 or 10 years ago. So in closing, let me say to you that I, my family, and the entire country feel for you and I hope that we never... Wait experience something like this again.
-He's got a bomb! -A bomb! Alice! Martin! Martin! If you shoot me, I'll drop this. If I drop this, the whole square goes up! Are you afraid? Are you afraid, I said! Are you afraid? I thought we weren't meant to give in to fear. -Please... -Please, what? My children, my family... I too had a family, a job, a life until you decided to snatch them away! Hold your fiire... -You disbanded the regiment... -I didn't... Shut it! You're just like all the other decision-makers up there. You come down here to get photographed and you go on and on about how you'll protect us. -What do you want me to do? -Nothing, because it's too late. -Anders... -Back off! Don't do this. Please, back off. Why are you doing this? I don't get why you're doing this. People have a right to feel secure.
-Mummy! -Alice! -Get her away from here. -Alice, go back to Daddy now. Anders... -Alice, listen to me. Go back. -Get rid of the kid, I said! Anders... You were right. Your son was given the wrong treatment. They've admitted it. That's enough now. This won't help to bring your son back. Why should her husband go through the same thing? -Pick her up. -Don't move. -Pick her up. -What's he saying? You want me to pick...? Come to Mummy, come... Know what you said when we last spoke? You said it was women, children and the old who suffer most. And it was them you wanted to protect. You're not a killer of innocent people, Anders. And these people have done nothing. Let them go. Let them go, Anders. Right jacket pocket. The key.
Carefully... You swap places. -I want a car. -Take mine. Listen to me. No one is to follow us. Not the helicopter, no one! If I see anyone, I'll blow us both sky high. Got it? No one's to follow us. I'll drive. How? Get out. I can't, and you know that. You know I'm sick, don't you. No way am I going to spend my final days in a cell. I can't let you go. In that case, you'll die with me. Do you want to die? Not yet. Then get out. OK. What the...? I said we weren't to be followed! I know... Have you seen this? "Where next attack was being planned". And here: "Bomb made in kitchen". The security police did their job, at least. -Anything about the Defence Minister?
-Sure. Four-page centre spread. Mostly about her in tears. But nothing about Lindstrom. Sure. "Madman who took the Minister hostage is a former soldier." "He is thought to be behind the recent chaos in Ystad." -So it's "chaos" now, eh? Not "terror". -Apparently. It says here that the roving exhibition "Three Views of the Prophet" has now been dismantled and is on its way to Glasgow. Then we'll have to offer our sympathies to our dear colleagues in Glasgow. Right, time for Jussi's walk. Nyberg, you're in charge. Jussi! No swimming. Jussi! Jussi! Jussi, what are you doing here? - Sorry. -ls he your dog? -Yes. Did you get wet? It's OK. Kurt! -Hi! -Hi! -What are you doing here? -Are you the one moving in? We're neighbours then. How nice!
All right, nigga, look, let's just get in the car Follow this lead, and give this nigga Sticky a call Hey, yo, yo, seriously, stop saying that shit All right, nigga, why you trippin'? How you go and get up and let me sleep like that? You got my note? See, I told you, I'll be right back But you ain't even say goodbye - Yeah, but I kissed you - That's right You're back now, I missed you I missed you, too Especially your eyes Now close them, and don't peek I got you a surprise Okay Now open your mouth That's a good girl Now stick your tongue out Tell me, what do you taste? Taste like grapes Damn, you so extraordinary - What's that? - Strawberry? You want some more? What's the magic word? Please? What is this? Cheese Something ain't right
Something feels strange Excuse me, one of you got some spare change? Get the fuck out of here, man, I ain't got nothing for you God damn, my nigga, just trying to get some food I said get the fuck out of here, you fucking retarded? All right, all right, I ain't trying to get you started Yo, nigga, what's up with you Fucking with these bums and shit? Hey, yo, pussy Black's up for sucking dick - Oh, shit - Shit, fuck, yo, I'm hit But the boywas dead if you taste Black shit If I'm leaving this bitch, I ain't leaving empty You're going to hell with me You like that shit? Yeah, baby - Don't stop - Okay Wrap your arms around my neck Let me lift you up, that's right Throw it on me, mommy, throw that shit That's it You feel that? I feel it in my stomach, don't stop I'm coming Hey, hey, what's up? It ain't over Aah, shit, caught me in the shoulder That's right, bitch, you goin' down today
Where you goin, nigga? Come back and play Faster, harder Fuck me, slap my ass - Say you want it - I want it Hold the fuck on, I'm fucking coming I got your bitch, nigga Yeah, who's the bitch, nigga? I got your bitch, nigga What? You gonna be okay, as God is mywitness Just tell me who, son, tell me who did this Talk to me, nigga, come on, man, I'm right here I'm sorry, sir, only doctors are allowed back here What? Fuck that, my cousin's shot up and about to die You're gonna have to calm down, sir, or go outside I ain't fucking going nowhere till they examine him Sir, please, they're doing everything they can for him - I know you're upset - You'd be too, if you was me You want to help The best thing you can do is take a seat Fuck, I don't believe this shit It's all right, I'll cool him down, ma, you can split Son, I swear, everything's sacred nigga's gonna die if my nigga don't make it Fuck that, niggas dying even if he do make it Word. - How is he, doc?
- A bullet dislocated his shoulder - But it went right through - Word? One shattered his lung, which we just removed If you didn't get him here so quick, he might not have survived So many arteries got hit, he's lucky to be alive It's major internal bleeding from a wound by his navel He's in critical condition, but for now he's stable Is he conscious? Could we see him? - Yeah, but no conversation - All right His heart rate is low and under heavy observation All right Aw, shit, man Damn, so why you in the streets without the clique? Knowin' this drama, knowing we at war and shit I know you hear me, who did this? Give me a sign All this sitting around waiting, fucking losing my mind We got to get back at them You ain't gotta tell me, I know that it was Black and them niggas is dead, man niggas is fucking dead, man Come on, girl, answer the damn phone Hello? Hello, Heaven? Stick, is that you? Yeah, yeah, it's me Baby, are you okay? You had me worried, the way you ran out the door Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
Are you sure? Yeah, it's just lately, I've been through a lot I'm at the hospital right now - My cousin got shot - Oh, my God, is he okay? He was critical, now he's stable, but it's hard to say I'm so sorry, where are you? I'm on myway No, don't, there's more things I got to handle today I could be there in a hot second - I'm already out the door - No, don't - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm sure Baby, promise me right now you'll leave it up to the law And won't go out looking for blood, trying to even the score Look, my cousin will lose everything without my help There's a lot of things I ain't tell you about myself I don't care, I just want you to come back in one piece - I want to pack up all our bags and leave - Listen What I'm supposed to do you end up a dead man? I'm not gonna end up a dead man I was gonna wait to tell you, but, Stick, I'm pregnant What? You're pregnant? Yeah, I swear on my holy father in heaven Well, when did you find out, girl? Why you ain't tell me? I just had a check-up yesterday
- It's growing, it's healthy - Oh, shit - So I'm gonna be a father? - Yeah All right, all right, all right, I got to work smarter - I think you right, we should burst tonight - Yeah? I'll come over, we get us passports, reserve some flights Are you for real? I'll be the happiest woman on earth I'm dead serious, got to take care of one thing first No, don't do it, please, I got a bad feeling But I got to, if I don't, I could lose all we built I just want peace, I'm not into all the crazy drama - I know, ma - I'm not trying to raise a kid alone - I'll be a baby mama - I know What happened to the 5:30 reservation? I don't know, I guess they're late What up with table number 5 yo, you taking their plate? It's not ready, still waiting for the patties to bake Well, I don't like you standing around, just not doing nothin' I pay you to work, boy Go do something Oh, shit, is that my nigga Stick coming? That's a Hummer, though, what happened to the 600? Hey, yo, what up, dawg? It's been a minute Well, what you want me to do?
I don't know, go do the dishes Kids, try to teach 'em, but they never listen Let's go out to the front, puff one, kick it Excuse me, can you tell me where's the restroom? Yeah, it's right over there, you enjoying your food? Yes, thank you, it's wonderful Good, good Yo, yo, bring us some drinks So what up with you, dawg? It ain't nothing, I'm chillin' That's not what I heard, I heard you was illin' I heard you was mashing them out, blasting them out I like the way you move, homie, y'all casting a towel Their ass is out Like how you handle the biz Got to know when to cash out We're gambling, kid, what up with your girl? - My girl told me y'all was expecting - Yeah. You don't want to give birth to them when you're dead Man, fuck you, who the fuck is you to critique? I know you double-OG, but I ain't new to these streets I'm not saying you are It's just the way you playing your cards How you swimming with the sharks but ain't weighing the odds? That's what I'm sayin', it's hard They the ones that came at us first I had to clap back, man, you know how the streets work They forced my hand Thinkin' they could clap on my cuz
Then they ran up in a spot And took the cash and the drugs Now we at war Dawg, I need some advice Dawg, listen to wifey, take heed for her life, see? See, I'm knowin' your pain, it's all in the game You don't deserve to be stressed out Callin' your name, but that's where it leads - niggas bleed for dastardly deeds - I know. You got the chance to be the father To the bastard in me I hear you, nigga Believe me, I feel you, nigga But before I leave town, I got to kill these niggas Dawg, you needed your dreams, Why, when you were here to the scheme? - 'Cause my - Preach crime, your feelings is beamed And make it and die, couldn't see with the nakedest eye Everybody's pride is the same What difference is mine? You got a point there, homie, it's true That nigga's claiming they the realest be the phoniest dude That goes for your clique Pussy niggas holding their dick Type that'd feed your mom poison When they knowin' you're sick It is what it is, man, It's the life that we chose Dawg, you caught up in the cycle Though in spite of the dough and rightfully so
Shit, you used to be on the block Before you turned your life around How many people you shot? Believe it or not I still can't sleep in the night In my dreams, I'm surrounded by the demons, all right? And you don't want that, nigga Trust me when I tell you Nothing burns like the thought Of burning in hell, dude Follow your own heart, nigga, you know the best You know the code- hold your lane Yeah, but haters still test They supposed to See, my nigga, now you the boss now You got to pay the cost When the torch gets tossed down Yeah, I know, I know, you reap what you sow When you're high profile, you got to keep on the low I'm trying to drop a jewel on you No doubt, my nigga, I needed that Got to warn you What's up? Damn, that's fucked up - They shot my nigga Phya - Yep Yo, you need me, dawg, just holler - I'm a ridah - I'm good, dawg, Good lookin', my nigga Most definitely
What I do need is some heavyweapons for luck I got this Mac here straight out of the box - All right - Smell it, it ain't never even been shot Yeah, I'll take two, These shits hot But I need some bigger shit that'll clear out the block Oh, oh, okay, okay, let me see what I got Hey, homes Yo, check it, hand me that box Wait till you see this shit, all right My nigga, look, look This shit right here This is the cousin of death And for spots, for a shotgun I only got four left This is military issue - Damn. - The whole nine rounds This shit's a beast That could fucking lay a elephant down Damn, this shit crazy You only got four of them? All right, fuck it, I'll take all of them What else you got? You trying to start a war? No, just givin' niggas what they askin' for Well, look, this is a. assassin rifle with a scope So you can lay a nigga down without getting too close - You hear me?
- That shit is tight I take three of those, too But I want to get up close and personal You know what I'm saying? Check it, nigga, whatever you need You know it's all good, nigga My heat is your heat My hood is your hood, nigga Good lookin', my nigga, you know it's all fam, yo I'm laying them down 'cause I don't give a damn, yo Wait till you see this shit, kid It's a monster M16 With a MO3 grenade launcher Select fire, semi-matic, or full auto Hit a nigga with this, and there ain't no tomorrow God damn, how many bullets they hold in them? Either 30 rounds, or I got 100 round drum I'll kill anything within 500 meters You want to spill blood? This shit could do it by the liter - You see this? - Yeah, that be sick Yo, I'll take it You ain't got no more of these shits? Not here, nigga You know we got to ship by the crates Now let me show you some more shit That'll set your ass straight Now, now, now, this a HK-93 3 calibers like the M16 Reliable, shoots smooth
And it's exceptionally accurate Say no more, dawg, You know I got to have that shit Hey, yo, Stick, what you know about this? - What's that? - This motherfucker come apart Easy and quick It's designed to fit in your briefcase And all that shit So when you go see them CEOs, nigga Take your shit, fuck 'em That's shit's ill Take three of those, too All right, my nigga, how much I owe you? This time, nigga, these ones on the house Just take these shits and blow Black in the mouth Just do that for me, my nigga, all right? Take that, you don't owe me shit All right, settle down, settle down Listen up, y'all Captain's on my ass about this goddamn war There was a blood bath And apparently a lot of people got killed Out in West Hollywood Somewhere up in the hills We have Task 4 to get us insight in the case So pay attention, you might learn something From what they have to say Our sources tell us what we have Is two families at war If I could please direct your attention to the wall
We been following both families for quite some time Even lucky enough to get intel from the inside What we have here is a chart outlining the whole thing From the bottom to the top of the food chain This here is Ike Smith In the streets they call him Black There's only one person above him Oh, yeah? Who's that? We don't know yet But it's just a matter of time We have the pressure on Somebody out there's bound to drop a dime They're involved in everything From extortion to drug traffic We know they had a hand In everything that's been happening You got proof? Why don't we just apprehend and convict? We want to get 'em on murder so the charges will stick So who are those guys? And how come they've all got bald heads? They're from New York A few of them did time in the fed What's their story? They don't seem to have any leader But if somebody gives the orders I would say that he does Anybody even know why the war came to pass? Not sure, we think a drug deal gone bad
We're gettin' heat from the mayor To pick up the pace Sergeant, any idea Who'd be best for the case? Yeah, Grant and Lou, what about you two? Where in the hell is Grant and Lou? Sergeant, I don't think they showed up today. Well, you find them and tell them to get their ass on the case. Stick got beef, but the niggas is gone You see a lot of shit he picked up from armor? Yeah, nigga got max with wipes and llamas You niggas out here talkin' about my drama? Shit, motherfucker, you got enough guns Whoever you going to kill you can only kill once Why are you gonna waste all them shells on them chumps? Shit, you can't lead by a uncle's nuts All right, nigga, just keep your hands clean Before your Allah, just keep the scene You know, if you need help, I can get the team Nothin' to make a phone call to Q! ueens Good lookin', my nigga, appreciate the help But this is personal, I want to do it myself Before I make these niggas feel what I felt They're pushing everywhere, but I'm gon' take them down Yeah, no doubt, do your thing Problems, give us a ring What you ain't got, we'll bring Also pull some strings I got that M16
With that infra beam So either I'm gonna way End up dead or in the bing This better be the right house Or your ass is dead, you feel me? Empty this whole clip in your head Yeah, do it. Matter of fact, let me pop this punk. - No, not yet - Why? We might need him. Lock the trunk All right All right, so what's the plan of attack? We kill the head, the body falls So we're after Black Y'all, go in the front And I'll come in through the back All right, but be careful, nigga 'Cause it might be a trap All right. This is too easy, man, sure we in the right crib? Would have thought they had more security than this Yo, Kye Kye, watch your back Oh, shit, I didn't even see that cat That's 'cause you're falling off, nigga I told you you was slipping You heard that? Hold up.
Let me listen, nigga Sound like it's coming from the kitchen Let's go check it out because my fingers is itchin' Shut the fuck up, bitch. Oh, Black, come out, you fat fuck Where you at, bitch? I got what you want - Fuck you! - Oh, shit! Get the fuck out of my house! Fuckin' bitch! Oh, shit! Fuckin' bitch. Shit. Better speak, motherfucker About to make you leak, motherfucker Better kill me now, motherfuck I ain't scared of you clown motherfuckers Hold up, hold up, son Before you air him out Let me find if he know Black whereabouts I done tried that shit, nigga acting like a bitch Kye beat the shit out of him, and he still don't say shit Listen, you better tell me where that fat bastard is Fuck y'all niggas, I ain't telling you shit See what I mean? You want to die slow, or you want to die quick? I don't give a fuck, nigga, kill me, you can suck my dick Young niggas, no respect and shit Go ahead, nigga, pop his wig
Fuck- Lights out Let's get the fuck out of here Nice house So what it looking like here Looks like the perps made an entrance Through the front and the side They scrubbed the house clean Killed everybody in sight We got a guy taped up - With a hole in his brain - Damn. It was fuckin' brutal They even killed the maid Damn, they meant business, huh? Well, they left over 00 shell cases Will we at least find out Where the owner of the place is? No, but his worker's right there With the cigar in his mouth Excuse me, sir Do you work for the owner of the house? Yeah, he's on the phone Visiting family in the hospital He asks who are you And did you find the man responsible He Detective Grant And I'm Detective Lou We ain't made any arrests We're doing the best that we can do
But if you have a clue That could be essential to the case Please speak, help us lock these animals in a cage Man, put me on speaker, let 'em talk to me - Okay - Made any new friends? - No - Or new enemies? - Hell, no - Come on, nigga, give me something - I can't think of none at all - He got my card If you think of something, give me a call Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All right. I be in touch You got somewhere that you can stay While they clean this place up? What? Yeah, in Honolulu I got some real estate nigga, till this investigation ends You can't leave the state What? Fuck that scene, now I'm upset Don't hassle me to tell me I'm the suspect - That's what it look like - Bullshit Pull up the car right now And, Afteeka, meet me at the cigar lounge I'm gonna have to kill 'em now! Yo, Stick getting really near
Word to mother Yo, boss, think we should call your brother? Listen to me, nigga Word get out about this shit You might as well just slit your wrists All right, all right, all right, man God damn it, I don't believe this shit They killed my girl Got to light that bunch Them niggas got to die for that shit It's war, that's it Now get the fuck up! Let's go! Move, bitch! The hit man you called is here. All right, show him in. - And I'll be downstairs. - All right. Hello, Mr. Black I'm King Khi, pleased to meet you What I understand, you having complications with some people Yeah, that's right, I want those fuckers shot in the brains I don't care what it cost See, money ain't a thing - Hey, Kim, what's on the menu today? - Chicken You hungry? You want this bitch to fix you a plate? I'd like to conclude our business, if that's okay Oh, you get right down to it, huh?
You don't play What happens if you fail, or if you miss a target? No, I always get my man I'm afraid failure's not an option I would think my referrals would speak for themselves I never missed a mark in the ten years I worked in this field If it's human, can bleed and die And givin' you problems, I could solve 'em I'll need half now The other half when the job's done Send 'em back, you'll get the rest When you kill these motherfuckers And show me proof of death As soon as it's done, I want you to call here You wanna count it, nigga, make sure it's all there? No, that won't be necessary Killing game is legendary This time tomorrow, yo You'll find him in the mortuary Two days later, dawg You'll find him in the cemetery Mom's cryin' sins buried, Pa, no need to worry Here go his files, with all his specifics I don't see why you need it Just hit him with the business To be optimum effective I need the logistics No fingerprint shit, no clues for forensics No evidence and no breathing witness It's what I do, bro, business is business
Hey, you want Kim to walk you out? No, man. I found myway in. I can find myway out. That's an awful nice watch, it must cost a pretty penny Can I get you somethin'? Yeah, let me get a double shot of Henny Looks like somebody's having a hell of a day But I'm telling you, you can't drink them demons away If experience is the best teacher, then listen here I know, I've been trying it for 15 years - What's your name? - They call me Sticky, and you? I'm Sam, have a seat Get some free advice from an old man - So what's up? - Nothing, my life's a mess Life or death, I'm drownin', tryin' to fight for breath Wanna get out, but end up back right in the mess Just confused, don't know my right from left Well, here's my advice, I say fuck the world What's her name? If there's trouble, it's gotta be a girl Well, she ain't involved, but her name is Heaven Tryin' to get her out this hell hole Just found out she's pregnant You caught up in that love shit No wonder you're trippin' Don't you know everybody in love got conditions? They only love you if you do this, you do that
Only love you if you're like this or like that - Right. - Never trust friends Learn to use your other sense And seal the intentions and say less then necessary Every living creature's First law of life is survival A man might kill a few But he won't die for you The only one that ever did that Name's in the Bible And they even usin' your religion to divide you Listen, this whole country's a prison But it's so damn big, you don't know you're in it - Damn. - They got apartments and cars And planes and supermarkets Jobs, businesses makin' big profits But try to leave without a passport And you'll see, just how much in jail you are Don't playwith your life You might not get another one The hell with everybody, look out for number 1 I hear you, brother, but livin' like that just seem wrong When you're dead and you're gone, son The world still go on Hey, yo. Come here. - Yo, let us talk to you for a second. - Come here, nigga.
I didn't know it was illegal - To cross the intersection - Nah, it's not Just wanna ask you some questions Mind if we search you, nigga? You got anyweapons? Wait, wait, hold up, man I ain't breaking' no laws - What's the problem? - Don't you need probable cause? Fuck that, I know my rights Hell no, you can't search me What's up with your partner? What's wrong, you wanna hurt me? If we wasn't in public, I'd make you beg for mercy Crooked-ass cops, man, all ya niggas dirty No, you listen to me, punk Don't you ever disrespect me No, you ain't that big, homie Trust me, you ain't ready I'll kill you, motherfucker You think you tough, huh? Huh, motherfucker? All right, all right, that's enough We got word you got a war goin' on with Black Mike Well whoever's your informant They hitting the crack pipe If I'm under arrest, then put the cuffs on me I'm legitimate, I own a record company The record company you own
Is how you're cleaning the dough And the money came from selling Ecstasy and the blow Well, if you need a fix Then come see me, then Oh, shit, you's a comedian Yeah. Except I'm not that funny I ain't jokin, I got Johnnie Cochran money Oh, so you's a rich nigga Me, homeboy, knock ya bloody Don't think 'cause you a cop It might not get ugly Don't think 'cause I'm a cop And you got some money, I won't take This badge off now, and beat you bloody So what's up, nigga? Let's do this. - I'll call your bluff. - Lieutenant. Come on, Lieutenant. That's enough. - You lucky, motherfucker. - You lucky. I'm gonna see you next time. - Yo, let's just get in the ride. - Shut the fuck up, nigga. Look at this fuckin' nigga right here. What up, nigga, man? Yo, what up Stick. What's poppin', my nigga?
You a wild boy, son. You really popped two cops? Yeah, fuck them pigs, they deserve what they got But how Phya holding' up in the hospital? - Man, he be all right - Yeah? - You know that nigga's strong as a bull - Right. But look, dawg, right now, you need to chill - What? - Too much heat on you We just put up a million for bail I want that nigga Black dead Just as bad as you - We raided his house, nigga - But what did that do? He's still alive, still breathing Still walking, still talking I won't be satisfied until he's still - In a coffin, dawg - I can't talk to this nigga, man You wanna be a hot head, you see? niggas never learn 'til they get shot dead But Stick, they killed our niggas and took our cake They had it in for us soon as we stepped foot in this state, man But goin' to war with Black will be a big mistake That nigga gotta die And I don't care what you say Yo, why you actin' like you scared and shit? Yo, look, nigga, don't come at me
With no scared business, okay? I'll put a hole in the nigga quicker than you No argument there, with guns Nobody's sicker than you That's right, nigga, don't you ever forget that fact - So then what's up, dawg? - What's up? Whywe can't get at Black? We done bothered his house They be waitin' for the attack And walking' right into a trap? Gotta be smarter than that It's his town, his advantage He holding' the weight, even police working' for him They rolled on me today See, he a dumb nigga He don't hear nothing I say nigga won't be satisfied until he's slumped in the grave You ain't learn from the club And the police shit? Who this? Your brother flossing in his new whip nigga, when you get back in town? Just now, heard about the bullshit that went down What's up, nigga? Come here, gimme a pound - You all right? - Yeah, man - Just sick of these clowns - Come on, relax, man I'm here, let's have some fun Jump in the whip, come with me to make this run
- Man. - What's up? They some dumb ass niggas, yo They don't fuckin' listen, bro I'm tellin' you, they gon' fuck around And get us all caught up But niggas did come at us first And? A tooth for some teeth We can't let it worse, man I hear you, I ain't tryin' to fight with you But, brother, I know when somethin' ain't right Who'd you talk to? What's wrong? You ain't yourself, the Stick I know Woulda been ready to give these other niggas hell And he wouldn't of stopped 'Til them niggas was dead, what's up Lil' bro, what's going on in your head? Papered up, thinking about changing it up Mywhole lifestyle, thinkin' about hanging it up Had a lot on my mind That's why I never said shit - And I just found out my girl pregnant - Damn. I want out, son, I got enough green As a man, gotta put my seed before my team I just think that a nigga gettin' older And gettin' sick of lookin' over my shoulder My heart just get colder and colder
Till it's over, I live like a soldier When we was comin' up, 'member what I told ya? You gon' always have to look over your shoulder The game make your heart colder and colder Till it's over, live like a soldier I mean, damn, what can I say? You made up your mind, look like the decision is made Yeah, I'm gonna do it, I'm leaving today Just gotta pick up my girl Then I'm out on a plane, but Brother to brother, gotta ask you a question When I go, do I at least have your blessings? Man, what you talking about? - What kinda question is that? - Just sayin', man. Oh, shit, You got your strap? Get down! Shit, nigga I told you you missed The motherfuckers ain't dead - Should we bounce? - Hell no, Black will have our heads - Yo, you hit? - No, I'm good, son - What about you? - No, I'm good Here, take this, on the count of two Yo, fuck that, I need this reward, let's get this bread I got enough lead to tear both them niggas to shreds Yeah, yeah, you right, on the wall Let's get this dough
Oh, shit, where the fuck did they go? - Right here, motherfucker. - Oh, shit. What's up now, motherfucker? Dear God, my nigga, you gotta help me I know I said I quit the game when I was wealthy The times was hard, the moneywas easy I meant no harm, you gotta believe me Fuck I do now? No turnin' back Too much money at stake Too many niggas got clapped I'm goin' to hell with the rest of the planet I know it, I broke all your Commandments You don't know what this world do to you The last time I been to church was a funeral You can't hear me, why fool myself? I'm alone in this world talkin' to myself Believe me, my brotha He hears every syllable You look troubled, like there's something killing you I'm knowing your pain - Without even knowing you - How you know my pain? I been there, I know exactly what you're going through These streets, they can eat you alive It's a shame what you gotta do just to survive First you gotta know about the hood To be my teacher - Well, son, I wasn't always a preacher
- Yeah? - I been in the game, I been in the prisons - Word? - I was living in pain with an addiction - Damn. - I did a few things when people was missing - Word? It's never in vain, just talk and he'll listen Just tryin' to live my life better Man, with God as mywitness Then drop to your knees, ask for forgiveness Get outta the dark, come be in the light It's not that easy, I done did some things in my life Until you make peace with the Lord Nothing go right, you must walk by faith- I know, and not by sight But a nigga just ain't gonna catch The Holy Ghost overnight With temptation, it's always a constant fight I feel you, but cats out here ruthless Pop you, throw you in the trunk Couldn't give two shits I'll be lucky to live Through the end of the night See, that right there should tell you something You probably not living right You need to surround yourself with love I'm just a pastor, only God can judge But you right, though I know enough is enough
I guess I'm looking for a blessing From the man up above Yo, niggas is trying to kill you Cops is, too, you fronting I'm good, just go the hospital - And visit your cousin - All right. - All right, man. One. - One. Yo, what up, ma? My bad for showin' unexpectedly But I need to holla at you for a second, P Yo, yo, yo, back up, dude Motherfucker, how 'bout I back up you? Oh, shit. nigga, you want some, too? Sticky, what's wrong with you Ain't nothing wrong with me I'm perfectly sane, I just came To tell you that I'm gettin' outta the game That's not what it looks like from my side Looks like you're about to catch a double homicide My bad, it's just motherfuckers now They be makin' me mad Come here, come here, let's talk - Yo, you all right? - It's all right, boys - You can all go take a walk - Okay.
I'm glad you came So what's this talk about you getting out of the game? Yeah, yeah that's it for me I'm all done, no more movin' bricks for me And it ain't 'cause the police is hip to me Or 'cause that nigga Black put a hit on me I'm just tired of all the death driving' me wild I'm about to have a child, move, start a new lifestyle So, from now on, you can deal with Tye and Phya Hangin' up my guns, I'm out, I retire You think it's that easy? Just like that? Like I'm some bitch that you fucked And never called back? - Yo, look, P- - No, no, don't look, P me I have a shipment coming in, 350 ki's My boys'll make the pickup And you'll get your bread One's a trigger-happy cop-killer, and one's a coke head Now, you tell me, what am I supposed to do? Depend on those idiots in your so-called crew? P, I know you got a shipment, I'm just tryin' to help you But I'm out, that's it I don't know what to tell you Yo, you walk away from me, you're dead You hear me? You're dead! Hey, yo, what up, dawg? Holdin' my head as much as possible
- How Phya doin'? - Doin' good, still in the hospital - Sure you ready? - For my seed? Do what I gots to - All right, be safe - Man, I'm shootin' through these obstacles Listen, first we got passports, all in new names So, you shouldn't have no problem boarding' a plane Got a private jet waiting that can leave when you're ready Can take you to a major port 00 miles from the city Got a man on the inside if you feel you in trouble 'Cause knowing' you, you got a few mil in a duffle Parachutes in the duffle if you really in trouble - Yo, you serious? - Yeah, dawg I'm feelin' your struggle See, that's why I fuck with you, O, for real When it come down to it, you so for real I owe you big over this one Spades, in fact, it might take a little while - But I'm gonna pay that back - My nigga, no worries here I don't give to receive My gift is you being present when they deliver your seed See, that's what I mean, we like family, yo Only a nigga like you could understand me, yo Ay, yo, good lookin', nigga Come on, dawg, you know I got your back - I owe you one
- Knock it off, you don't owe me jack - Hold it down - You know me, I ain't got a choice - I'm still bad - Yeah, I know, I hear it in your voice Yo, I heard some shit, on the wire, this killer This chick name Sheila - Told me Black is a squealer - What? Who? Sheila, I know her from D.C. Was a cop on one of my blocks Now she a D.T. Said Black been workin' with the Feds for a minute That motherfucker need to be shot dead on the premises Yo, hold up, man, I'm sayin' Is this source reliable? Of course, dawg, besides, did I ever lie to you? Nah, man, but this some unthinkable shit If what you say is true - Then I'm on a sinking ship - I know. Me and dude's in the middle of an all-out war And what for? So he could call me out to the law? That's the same motherfuckin' reason that I told you for You can't be sleeping on the streets, nigga, dozing off You know I got your back, homeboy You's my man, now get your ass on the plane - And hit me up when you land
- Ay, yo, good lookin', nigga. Come on, dawg, you know I got your back - Man, I owe you one - Knock if off, you don't owe me jack - Hold it down - You know me, I ain't got a choice - I'm still bad - Yeah, I know, I hear it in your voice - Hello - How are you? - I'm good, and you? - Fine - What floor you goin' to? - Can you press number 5? - We having some nice weather, huh? - Yeah, it's nice - You need some help with your bags? - Oh, that's all right - Okay, now, bye - You have a nice day - You, too - I'll try - Are you okay, can I help you? - Yeah, sweetie Everything's fine We just makin' a delivery at room 39 Oh, it's right there The 5th door on the left side Okay, thank you Oh, don't mention it, anytime
What kinda gangsta is you In the hospital hiding' out? Well, it's time to put the fire out What the fuck is this? Ain't that a bitch? If you move, dead, nigga, drop the gun Who sent you? I know that it was Black and them You fighting' a war you can't win You know that shit If you gonna kill me, nigga, do it Get it over with Oh, yeah, you think you Biggie? You ready to die? - Do it, nigga - Goodbye, bitch Tell God I said hi There's someone at the hospital. Someone, help, please. No, they're shooting. Oh, my God, Sticky What's wrong with you? I left a thousand messages I've been calling you, calling you I had a bad feeling ever since you left Don't ever do that to me again You had me scared to death Baby, baby, calm down - Everything is all right - Okay, you okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right - Thank God I almost had a heart attack because of you I just wanted to tell you, baby, that I love you I love you, too, ma, I love you more Now, listen to me carefully, our time runnin' short Pack one bag light enough to go on board I'm picking you up, and we headed to the airport - What did you do? - Nothing - Promise me - I promise I ain't do nothing, what, you don't trust me? I trust you, I love you, you are my heart I just don't wanna see you get ripped apart Before I met you, Heaven, swear I was livin' in hell And If I hurt you girl, don't think I could forgive myself It's not that, I know you wouldn't Hurt me intentionally, just don't wanna See you end up dead or in a penitentiary Promise when we leave, you gon' start livin' right I won't live a double life - Like my brother Isaiah - Who? My brother Isaiah, well, my stepbrother He always in trouble, if it's not one thing, it's another I can't lie, ma, yeah, I got caught up in the game But, I put it all behind me when we step on that plane I hope so. Luckywe showed up when we did, boy
- Them niggas tried to dead you - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now what you want, a medal? I know this surgeon that works this crib Forget the doctors, you always said It's worse than it is- - You ain't Supernigga - Damn! You need medical attention Phya, don't be stupid When you start hitting the blow? Don't worry about it, cousin Why you wanna know? Ever since y'all left New York It seems like the whole family been falling apart I mean, when's the last time we had a heart to heart? I ain't with that sentimental shit nigga, don't start-! Oh, you need a doctor, quick I don't feel pain It's like I never got hit You hard-headed, you don't listen to shit You know Stick gettin' out the game and havin' a kid? - What? Who told you that? - He told me When niggas tried to kill us on the Ave Shit got ill, we turned guerilla fast And your boy, Killer Mike, was running niggas into mass Just gimme my gat He good, man
With my own life I vouch for him That's your life, nigga, I'm gonna hold you to that What the fuck you doing? What the fuck did you just do? Are you crazy? God damn. Yo, what up? This is Phya, what's good? - Tell me, what's really hood? - Yo. Yeah, son, I'm out the hospital - Start thinkin', man - Had the blaze, had to pop, too You can't be serious Word? You can't be serious Aw, man, where they headed? I'm coked out, wilin' out niggas 'bout to get deaded What happened now? Come on, hit me with it - Holla back - Go ahead, nigga, hit me with it Damn, I ain't even see this shit To the airport, damn, I can't believe this shit There was a shootout at the hospital We have units in route, but get this Guess who was registered to the room Don't tell me Stick's first cousin Phya Ever since he came here, the death toll got higher
Yeah, I could imagine But wait, it gets worse We have a positive I.D. from a nurse She said Stick's brother BamBam Came in like a mad man - Killed three people - Took Phya and ran If you ask me, their operation's about to nose dive Turns out Killer Mike was playing both sides Okay, where's Grant and Lou? I think they're runnin' surveillance On Stick and his crew Listen here, fuck the bullshit I ain't trying to be standin' at the lobby, yo You sure you spoke to my contact at the Bellagio? Do they know I'm comin'? Yeah, boss, everybody know The fight is sold out But you got seats right beside the rope Good, good, call up Bobby Joe At the escort service Tell him I need a party ho I already did, he's sending that bitch - From the Ferrari show - What? Get another bitch, fuck that retarded ho All right, whatever you want You know I'm on that, shit You the boss, you the one that's signing the checks - Damn right.
- Hello? Aw, shit. Hey, boss, it's your big brother I think he found out what happened He on the phone, he wanna talk And he don't sound happy Jesus Christ, did you say something? Hell, no. I like my life - What's up big bro? - What? Don't what's up me, nigga Is you just playing dumb and you tryin' to fuck me, nigga? You say them New York niggas ain't pose no threat But we losing' money, niggas are dyin' The Feds breathing' down my neck Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, bro Ain't no need to get upset I can handle it Then why the shit ain't handled yet? Just give me one week I swear I'll have the shit and smack You got one day Or I'm gonna put a bullet in your ass, nigga So, what's up, bossolini? What you want me to do? You wanna head to LV or tally up the crew? What? I ain't paying that nigga no mind We going to Vegas, see the fight
Make sure we on time Okay, whatever you say Man, what the hell is you doing? Put that gun away Besides, you can't bring no gun - On no goddamn plane - Relax, I know the security team We could bring anything Man, this nigga here must be the goofiest nigga alive Rollin' around here with drug money and guns up in his ride You would think they'd know they're under investigation Man, I can't wait to get this nigga here down to the station - Look, he's pullin' off - Follow him, nigga - See where he lead us - Okay But stay back a few cars, nigga, so they don't see us I'm gonna call in for backup - No, don't call for no backup yet - Why? Just stay on his tail, he might take us to his connect - I don't know, man. - Look, white boy, just do what I say, all right? Know how much press we'll get if we crack this case? Is that all you care about? Seeing your name in the paper? I thought being a cop was being about making it safer - Okay? - Follow him, nigga Hey, boss, you said you'd go and kill that nigga Stick when you catch him
Well, there he go, right there, walking with Heaven Whoever bring me his head is a hundred grand richer And get my sister Heaven, get moving, girl, we gotta run for cover Wait, I don't understand - Come on - That's my stepbrother - What? Stepbrother? - Yeah That ugly motherfucker your stepbrother? His father's my mother's husband What's going on? Why they shooting? Whywe running? How could you do this? I loved you, you set me up You ain't tell me that your brother was that fat fuck What? No What are you talking about? I told you about Isaiah when you called my house Yeah, about Black Ike, Who the fuck is Isaiah? They the same person- Ike is short for Isaiah - Ain't that Black's main ride? - Yeah, that's Stick's GT Hope we ain't too late You ready? Cock your heat We gotta do something
Aren't we supposed to be the police? Man, them low-life niggas ain't gonna bust on me So we just sit here and watch it unfold while you eat? Man, think about it like it's the movies We got front row seats - Where did they go? - I don't know They couldn't went far, but go outside In case they double back to the car Are you insane? You was gonna take a gun on the plane? But you promised me you would leave behind the game And I will, as soon as we get in the air But I'm keeping the gun till I know that we're in the clear You heard that? That motherfucker around here somewhere - Give me that gat - Should I speak to him? I might could talk some sense in his head Nah, we way past that, too much blood been shed - Now quiet - Okay Follow me this way, we'll be out this hell hole - If we could make it to the plane - You outgunned - Oh, shit - Two to one Come here, baby girl You drop your gun No, you drop your gun right now
- Or I'm gonna blaze you - Sis. I'm not going anywhere with you, I hate you What lies did you tell her to turn her against me? I'm not gonna rest until you're 6 feet deep I think you're scared, that's why you're in the car so long We're city officials, punk, we enforce the law Punk? Look, why go in there and get shot to hell When we can just play clean-up, man, and let them kill theyself? Drop the gun right now, or I'm gonna kill your wife You're gonna kill your own sister, nigga? - Fuck that bitch, I never liked her - Hey, yo, Stick - Phya - Watch out, son Oh, shit Where'd they come from? No. No! No! Heaven? I thought I got killed I just had the craziest dream, and it felt so real Dreamt you was the sister of myworst enemy He tried to kill my brother, my cousin, my peoples and me Everybodywas dying, there was no one left I remember trying to escape, it was life or death They had police trying to kill me We was on the run
And you, you was pregnant, having my son Even O was in my dream, he tried to help us get away At least I think it was him, I can't remember his face He gave us fake passports to get us out of the States But there was a shoot-out at the airport inside the gate I thought I'd probably get popped 'cause of the price on my head Or end up getting locked and doing life in the fed Then I woke up just as I was dying What's the matter, Ma? Why you crying? It wasn't a dream What? What do you mean? - Of course it was a dream - No I got hit point-blank with a sawed-off in the chest - Baby - Either I be dead or I be bleeding to death Look Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Somebody help! Oh, God. I'm right here, baby. No. No! Oh, God. Oh, my God. I'm right here, baby. Stick.
No! - Hi, - Hey! - I'm looking for... Florence. - Man, Florence... - She's gone. - Really? I'm sorry. No. It's all right, she's in a better place now. Took a job at the Odayna Gazette. - You must be the new editor-in-chief. - And reporter, and photographer. Plus I'm in charge of the jumble. - Nate shore. - Hi, I'm Amaar, the imam from the mosque? Walk and talk with me, Amaar the imam from the mosque. - What can I do for you? - I'm here to drum up some press. Can you hold this for me? - Sure. - Thanks, man. The mosque has joined forces with Mercy Meals. We're going to deliver food to the elderly and needy who can't leave home. A little to the left. Yeah, I guess you could say it's a little left, but you don't have to be socialist to care. No man, that thing you're holding, can you move it a little to the left? - Uh... yeah.
- All right, up on your tippy toes now. Up, up, up. Okay, good. Anyway, I was hoping Mercy Chronicle would cover it. You know, get the word out, alert the community. That's good, let's do it. - Really? You want to come right now? - Not right now. I got stuff to do. Okay. It's good! Okay, let's do this. {\fad(500,1000)}Season 3 Episode 11 True Bromance {\pos(200,210)} - Congratulations, brother Yasir. - Thank you, Fatima. Thank you. {\pos(200,190)}I might have won this award, but it is for the small business man of the year. {\pos(200,190)}There is no way a woman can win. Well, that's why we created small business woman of the year award. {\pos(200,210)}How... nice for her. What a bloody waste of taxpayers' money. Oh! Salmon puffs! - Honey, this is so exciting. - Do you have your speech ready? Why do I need a speech when I can just look out to the crowd and remember the only two reasons why I'm here? You're going to forget. He's going to forget
Mayor: Oh, let's get this over with! Isn't he great? You are great! C'mon. - So what's your story? - It's pretty simple, really. I was a lawyer in Toronto but I realized I could do more good following a different path. - What about you? - Same exact thing! Except instead of being a lawyer, I got fired from a bunch of different jobs, and instead of finding God, I went to journalism school. - Well, the press is a noble profession. - Absolutely. Righting wrongs, exposing corruption. Plus the hours are wicked flexible, and I like to sleep in. So... What's the game plan here? Well, we are going to deliver each of these coolers to a person in need. Let's see, what do we got? Meatloaf! Peas! God! No wonder these people are hungry! Stop that. That's for the needy. What these people 'need-y' is some good food. - See what I did there? - Very clever. Idea! I know this place off the highway that makes the best wings.
- Okay... - We should stop there and get some ridiculously good wings for the Mercy Meals people. Picture that... Ohh, chicken wings! Awesome! Mmm, and I thought it was going to be something crappy, like meatloaf and peas. Fine! We will go to the wing place. But just for a second. Don't do it for me, do it for the needy... and the hungry. Which also happens to be me at this moment. - Would just get in the van, please? - All right! I'm Yasir Hamoudi... - Small businessman of the year. - Yeah, I know. I read the sign. - Oh... that old thing. - You are? It's okay, you don't have to pretend to learn my name. I don't pretend, I do. That's what sets us small businessmen of the year apart. So let's have it. Why? So we can make this awkward 30-second interaction more meaningful? - You're certainly making it more awkward. - Sorry. It's been a long day. It's Susan.
Susan! I'll remember Susan. Black-eyed Susan. Lazy Susan. Yeah, thanks a lot. Mayor: And now, the small businessman with a great big heart... [ Whisper ] Sheesh, do I have to say that? Yasir Hamoudi! Yasir Hamoudi! [ Light applause ] - I don't know, Nate. - Trust me. It'll be fine. - Have I ever steered you wrong before? - Nate, I've only known you an hour. - But yes! It's a bar. - Amaar, Amaar, Amaar. This isn't a bar. This is a restaurant-bar. And the difference is? I don't know. There's gotta be one, right? Hence the sign. Look, I don't drink. It's against my beliefs. - Your beliefs, or your religion? - Aren't they the same thing? - I don't know, are they?
- Stop that. - You got a lot of rules, rule guy. - They're not rules, they're my beliefs, which I choose to follow. All I'm hearing is, "I choose this", "my beliefs that". What about the people who don't have a choice? The Mercy Meals people who will go sadly wingless because we can't go in Shooters? Okay, fine! We will get the wings from the restaurant. Then we'll leave. - Great, you took me to a theme bar. - Only if the theme is hot ladies! - I think it is, yes. - It's a good theme. A pound of five-alarm and six pounds of kiss of death. Great. Let's go. We'll have the rest of your order out in a flash, Nate. Rest of your order? Thanks, Cassandra. Hey, I meant to ask last time. Is that Cassandra with a "C" or Cassandra with a "K"? - "C". - Well, let's make sure we "c" each other again. - See what I did there? - As always... yes. Let's go. - We hear it's someone's birthday! - Whose birthday? No birthday here. Guesssss what?
! 1-2-3! There's a party over here! This guy's older by a year Hope you have an awesome day! Booze and ribs on us, okay? ! [ Cheers and applause ] And with at least 25 small businesses in Mercy, I can't believe that you chose me as recipient, in this, the 25th year of the award, thank you. Do you know what the "businesswoman of the year" does? - Gives haircuts to dogs. - Yes, yes, you already told me. Dogs! I'd like to point out the two reasons why I'm here today... and they thought I would forget, but I'm not. I'm not going to forget. I'd like to thank my daughter, Rayyan, for keeping me grounded. And who could ever forget my lovely Susan. Without her, this would not be possible. Thank you very much, Mercy, thank you! [ Applause ] Well, I was wrong. You're not a self-important blow-hard like I thought you were. - Thank you - Thank you. It means a lot to me. What exactly are we talking about? - You thanked your "lovely, lovely Susan". - Susan? Who the hell is Susan?
Oh no! I can't believe you told them it was my birthday! How else were we supposed to get free cake? I dunno, pay for it? Yeah, see, that's like free, but it's more expensive. - What do we need free cake for anyway? - For the needy. Can you stop thinking about yourself for one second? - But you're eating it. - Like I'm going to give them untested cake. - You guys wanna dance? - No, I can't dance. Sure you can, it's just a self- confidence thing. Dancing is another one of those Muslim no-no-no-no... - I thought you said it was a choice. - Right now it's a rule! - Okay. No problem. - I totally respect your thing, - and I'm not just saying that. - Thank you, Nate. But is it cool if I dance with her? I'm trying to make new friends. - Fine. But after that, we go. - Totally. Can I borrow a quarter? Hello. I know what you're thinking. What is a Muslim doing here?
I've been wondering the same thing. Babes, booze, birthdays. - The only thing I haven't done yet is... - Booyah! Haaaa! Gamble! Amaar, we hit the jackpot with your lucky quarter! Whoooo! Boo... yah. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah... That's just great, Yasir. - Dad, you've really done it this time! - I am so sorry. But when you hear what happened, you're going to laugh... - You must be the lovely Susan! - Actually, it's Sarah. - I thought it was Sarah. - It is. But then I thought, how could her husband possibly screw up the name of the most important person in his life? - How indeed? - Could you excuse us just a second? Darling. Funny story. I was just about to go on stage, and, hahaha, I met this woman named Susan. And that's why you forgot the name of your wife? ! She was giving me the wrap-it-up signal, and it just sort of slipped in there. - Isn't that a funny story? - No, Yasir, it's not. A funny story is, a guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks, why the long face...
also, the guy's a horse. It was an innocent mistake. Susan is a very common name. Black-eyed Susan. Lazy Susan. - That Susan I was engaged to - - Engaged to? ! Oh! - Can you believe our luck? ! - Starting to. Why so down? It was your lucky quarter that won us the jackpot. Hey, whoa. No. That was not my quarter. As soon as I gave it to you it legally became yours. It shoulda been mine. I've been playing that machine all day. Yes, well... we should really get going. We have all those perishables in the van... perishing. Totally. Look, Amaar, I know this isn't what you had in mind. Thanks for being cool with everything. Don't mention it. Ever. Please. The big dude:
Jerk! - Whoa. Did that guy just call you a jerk? - No, I think he just called you a jerk. No, no. He just called you a jerk. - That's racism! - I don't think it is. Hey! I said "Hey"! Look. Amaar's my friend, I'm not going to let you drop the j-bomb on him. You got a problem with that? Guys. I have mediated quite a few conflicts in my day, and I can assure you there's no problem here. Oh, I got a problem all right. A six-foot-tall problem with a tragic bandanna fixation. - Now, say you're sorry. - You're in for a world of hurt. Really? You're going with "world of hurt"? - See what I did there? - Yes! For future reference, I will always see what you did there. Nate, this is not the way to settle things! - Not the Muslim way? - No. That and he's huge. Don't worry. Sure he looks tough, but he's all talk.
Trust me. Chicken wing? Patron: Bar brawl! It's okay, everyone. I can't help but feel partly responsible. I'd call someone about bail, but I don't know anyone. I'd call someone too... but I don't want anyone to know. This is the worst night of my life. Hey, there's always someone having a worse night. - What, no pillows? - The couch has pillows. - Couch pillows? - They're all nubby. { Advertisement } You're mad at me, aren't you? I'm not mad at you. Why would I be mad at you? I don't know... the bar brawl? Night in jail? Impounded Mercy Meals van that doesn't even belong to you? Okay, Nate. I am mad at you! Let me explain something to you. This whole imam thing, it's more than a job like a butcher, or a baker, or a... - Rodeo clown? - Sure. It's a commitment.
I'm a spiritual leader, and I have to set a good example. I know, Amaar, I know. I am so sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I'm always doing stuff like this. Your instincts are right. You should just forget about me - and go be the best rodeo clown... - Imam! Imam you can be. Nate, it's fine. I forgive you. Wow. Thanks, I like that. Man, I'm parched. Wanna go somewhere, grab a hair of the dog? You're right. Too early in the day? I knew you dated a Susan, but engaged to a Susan? Why didn't you tell me? Because I was waiting for the right time to do so. Yasir. We've known each other for almost 30 years! Yes, but I couldn't tell you in first year, could I? Why? Because you would have thought I was pushing you away. - And the second year? - That second year was the year we got married. I couldn't tell you the year we got married. - What about the third year?
- Third year is an odd number, that's plain bad luck. Besides, what does it matter if I was engaged to Susan? I married you. Why did you break it off? Because with Susan everything was always so complicated. - You should've seen our engagement. - What happened? - It was awful. The pomp. - Pomp? What kind of pomp? Our engagement didn't have pomp. Because with Susan, I had to mask the fact that it wasn't working with, eh... - Romantic tactics. - Romantic tactics? Yeah. The roses, and violinists and ponies. - Susan got ponies? ! - They were miniature ponies! You can barely ride them. Duncan. I guess you got that press you were looking for. - Nate published the story! - He sure did. Front page. Wow! Think of the publicity for the mosque. Oh, I am. I just wish we could afford to do it every day.
Really? Is that a good idea? Yeah... lot of needy people out there. - What are you talking about? - Mercy Meals. - What are you talking about? - Jail. "Local imam cleared of all charges"? ! Thanks, Nate. Thanks a lot. Hey. No need to thank me, man. I told you I'd make it up to you. - How did you get this out so fast? - Printed a late edition. Everything was ready to go except the front page and the jumble, - and you helped with both. - How did I help with the jumble? The solution was "local imam cleared of all charges. " I can't believe you told everyone I was in jail! - Hello? "Cleared of all charges"! - Yes, but you told them I was charged! If you hadn't published the story in the first place, no one would have even found out. You think they'll dwell on it? I'll print a retraction. No! Don't print anything! Don't do anything!
Just let me handle this, 'kay? What? It's a great mug shot! Baber: Brother Amaar. May I remind you that you are the... Spiritual leader of this community. I know. This is all just a comical misunderstanding. I shall be the judge of what is comical. - Who is this Nate? - He's just a friend. What do you need friends for? The mosque is your friend! - You don't understand. - I understand. I've had friends, very many friends. Some of his best friends are... friends. Guys, if all we do is spend time with other Muslims, we miss the point of Islam. - Here. Rayyan will understand. - What the heck did you get up to last night? - It is all there in the story. - I guess my question is how? ! I made a new friend, things got a little out of hand. But as I was just telling Baber and Fatima, it's important to... - Ditch this new friend? - I was going to say reach out.
Amaar, no offence. - But this guy sounds like a train wreck. - He's not. Okay, he is. But he's one of those fun guys, you know? It's always fun to hang out with the fun guy. As long as there's no real harm done. Amaar! Amaar! I need to borrow some rope, some fireworks and a spatula. - Fireworks? - Never mind, I'll catch you later. Oh my... - What is all this? - I never want you to feel like you're second best. Rose petals and ponies! Yasir, that's incredible. It's romance! And it's only for you, darling. And the good news is these ponies... very cute. twice as cute as the ones I got Susan. Susan? You're just re-using the romance you created for Susan! No, no, no re-using. It's a re-imagining. - I'm getting second-hand pomp. - But these are firsthand ponies! Susan, darling... I have some ponies to return.
I don't know how to say this but... this isn't working. I feel like I need a little more space in my life right now. We're very different. You deserve better. Ah, classic break-up mistakes. Pick one idea and stick with it. - Okay, let's go with the "space" thing. - Space? ! Space? Space is just a stopover on the road to "Splitsville". - Rayyan, what are you doing? - You wanted me to be Nate. Too much? Maybe I should just avoid his phone calls? That's what us guys usually do. - And what if you run into him in the street? - More avoiding. No, he deserves the truth, Amaar. Be up front. Be forthright. You're right. Are you sure I can't just send him an e-mail? No. - March 1976. - What? I ended my engagement with Susan in march of 1976. - Why? What happened?
- You. Yasir. That's impossible. - We only met in August. - But I saw you in March. Is that true? I was having an awful time in London. I walked into the hotel, ready for my shift, and there you were standing behind the front desk. I hated that job. I couldn't help myself. I kept on wandering by and smiling at you like a maniac. I thought maybe you couldn't speak English. - Do you remember the first thing you said to me? - Please stop staring? "Room 304 is ready to be cleaned. " There was something about you. It was so kind and warm. Your smile lit up that lobby. What about Susan? I knew my life with Susan would have been okay. But with you it was my first glimpse into something extraordinary. Yasir. That's crazy. What if it hadn't worked out with us? My only regret would have been not taking a chance with you, when every instinct was telling me I should. - Do you still feel that way after 28 years? - Even more so. And it's been 29. { Advertisement } - Hey.
- Hey. - Can we talk... - We need to talk... - You first. - Maybe this isn't working out... Okay, whoa. No, no. Me first. I got something that will make this all better. The Mercy Meals van! How'd you get it back? - I got my ways. - I'm dying to hear them. - I paid the fine. - Thanks, I appreciate it. Okay, so the Mercy Meals thing didn't turn out the way you wanted it, but you had fun, right? Well, that depends. - Did you learn your lesson? - I don't follow. - The lying, the conniving, the manipulation? - Says you. - We ended up in jail! - Okay, what's with 'the lessons'? Why does everything have to have a 'lesson'? Amaar, I understand why these people look up to you. You're their rock, the man. I get that. But haven't you ever just had a friend, you know, a buddy? Someone you didn't have to spiritually advise? No, not in recent memory.
Well, do you want one? You know what? Yeah, I think I do. Very well. Then maybe we can work this out. I'll try and behave, if you try not to imam me. Agreed. - Just give me the keys, please. - Yep. It was too bad the Mercy Meals food will have to be thrown out. Oh, I almost forgot! I did you a solid. Delivered it to all the people we missed. {\pos(200,210)}The food that was in the van for two days? You delivered that? Best part? It stayed hot 'cause of the sun! {\pos(200,180)} - I'll start calling people. - Get in the van, please! {\fad(500,1000)}Subtitle by: Kiasuseven Starring. We tell women: Your body is a battlefield! We'll keep saying that until it's clear... I don't know where to find the money! I repeat: We can't close the school!
And a metaphor in general! Konstanty Chmurski, son of Antoni... - And Maria. - And Maria. My name is Gebauer. Doctor Gebauer. I am happy to say you passed all tests. - Does it mean that? - Yes. You have been qualified. You say... and I'd like to quote, that. "sadism is a part of men's desire to hurt others". - It means you don't respect men... - I do! Don't put words in my mouth! - You don't. You claim... - I claim that nothing will be put in our mouths ever again! What? Virginity? What can I do? An order from upstairs. What about our agreement and my rally? There must be some kind of pluralism. Right, we all know you support pluralism. Except your wife! Shall I tell her? - You won't do it! - I don't care!
- You won't do this to Luna! - Wanna bet? Catch you later! Bye! Something happened? - No, why? - I heard your raised voice... It's nothing. You look like... - Like a goddess. - But you're an atheist. I believe in you. I believe in you, too. The medicine tested is absolutely safe. - No side effects? - You asked about that. - And the uniform? - For hygienic reasons. So? Ah. Please remember everything that may seem... Well, everything that may seem worth remembering. Good God, our Lord... Good God, our Lord, Good God, our Lord... Don't embarrass yourself! Such beautiful music! It is crap. Total, bloody crap. - You offend God! - Me?
You're my shepherd on green pastures. You're my shepherd. You're my shepherd on green hills. You lead my feet through devil's anthills. They can't pull my soul into the down, deep and narrow. My soul approaches you quickly like an arrow. You are. Clap! - Congratulations! - Thank you. Delight to the soul, delight, delight! On behalf of the "Biba" magazine, I'd like to say: God bless you, Father editor. Beautiful oratorio. Did you write the words, too? My daddy. - Equally ecstatic. - Indeed. It's the best thing I've ever seen. Today's ceremony proves. ...that femininity is a matter of free choice. Professor Katzówna, who after many years of international career. ...has come back to Poland. No one else can show the power of the slogan: "I am a woman, 'cause I want to!" Let's give our guest a big hand! "Polish Woman of the Year", Professor Ryszarda Katzówna! It's a great... - Great honour. - Bravo!
I've been looking for you. I'm getting jealous. The rally was my idea! I should have been speaking! I know, honey, but Katzówna is an icon. A world-class authority. Authoritess. I'd do anything for you! And you treat me like a Barbie doll. But why... Why do you say so? You know that I love you! - That... - Hi, Klara. Hi, Luna. I want to go home. Konstanty, we'd like to talk with you. I'm not writing a second part or anything else! - No! That's the end! - He'll be the death of me! Leon, calm down, please. Kostus, we really need to talk! It's terribly important! For our whole family! Here's our star. Can you say a few words? When are you going to write the second part? Taxi's waiting. - What?
- I've got to go. Artist. Norbert, remember about my virgins? - Yes, but I won't make it. - Why? The bosses say you're too often in my programs, Father. Norbert! You know I'd do anything for you, Father. - Have we moved? - I'll just leave the materials! Kick his ass for me. Far away from here. Side effects. Hi! Why's this lesbian here? You side with the Holy Joes. - How's Luna? - For you: She isn't! Tomorrow morning! Don't be late! DIRECTOR THE PERFECT GUY FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE NEXT DAY Free Polish woman! Free woman! Free woman! Let's ask this question aloud: - Was Pilsudski a hermit? - No!
Did he draw his energy to live, his will to act his faith in sacrifice only from himself? No! So why is he standing here all alone? I'm here, Lord, as you called me! I'm here, Lord, as you called me! Do you want to devote to God your life in virginity? I do! Do you want to be devoted to our Lord, Jesus Christ? I do! Today's ceremony feels a bit like a wedding only the bridegroom is invisible. Did you visit your father's grave? No, mum. I didn't manage. - You're a bad son. - Don't say that! I've brought you oranges. Leonarda Lewandowska! Made the exile less of a burden for the chief. When he didn't need her, he cheated on her and described it in a letter! She committed suicide! Maria Juszkiewicz! Had to accept him having a lover for 14 years... with whom Józef Pilsudski had two kids. When she died, he didn't even go to her funeral! These modest girls have offered their virginity to God. ...and in a moment they'll set off to Czestochowa, they're the hope. ...of our homeland, ravaged by the liberal hedonism! Our pilgrimage isn't an oddity but an important sign of evangelical values. We want virginity to emanate from the stilts to the whole country. Whom would Józef Pilsudski be without these women? Without their love, devotion, affection and care?
What would Poland be like without them? How many more anonymous women. ...devoted their life so that their men could. ...selfishly build themselves monuments? We won't forget about them, no matter how many there are! - Free woman! - Always a virgin! - Free woman! - Always a virgin! Eugenia Lewicka! Was with Pilsudski for six years! She was found poisoned months after. ...returning from Madeira, where they vacationed. I didn't think I'd see him again. We should do something. We're going bust? You said it went great. No. The pits! An oozy pit which sucks us in! And all the success? Feminist Academy, today's rally... It was just a bull for the media! Reporters shoot photos and that's it! - The Academy has a 1.5m debt! - In Zlotys? Euros! I came to teach here. You promised. I'm sorry.
- It's me! Me! Norbert! - I know. - You'll strangle me! - I hope so! - Wait, Luna! - Get lost! - We need to talk. It's important. - So it can't be. - About you and me. - It's not about us. I mean it is about us, yet not us now, but us then. Though us now in a way too. What was I thinking? You are retarded. It's really important. I need 5 minutes. - Then you may strangle me. - OK, it's a deal. Where did you get it? I got it in an email. - It must be Klara. - I don't care what you think! - Threatened to tell my wife. - She's not you. - Isn't she? - She's got balls. - Then you've go no luck with men.
- Your time's over. But I still love you, Luna. - You're pathetic! - I know. Go home. To your kids. I'm sending you an email. I'll be there soon. Poor quality. It can't have been done by a professional. An amateur. - A lover of your beauty. - I'd like to thank him then. It won't be difficult. Projection of the buildings. Let's call yours Alpha. The opposite one - Beta. The distance between the buildings - 74 metres. Taking into account the distance height, the camera setting, etc. It is clear that you were filmed from the flat on 6th floor. Voila! Thanks, Szymon. Pity you left the army. - I'm better now. - Don't believe you. Say hello to Ania. That'll be difficult. She moved out. - So I heard.
- So you heard? I moved out 2 days earlier. Neighbours told me. Are you crazy? Such a good marriage. Harder to stand. Hello. Hi. Is this you flat? Yes. Mum! Mummy! I'm scared! Mum! Mummy! I am scared! Mum! Auntie? Why are you here? She called me. Is she gone? No. She's waiting for you to wake up. Leave it! It's not her! - Not her? - No. You see? He's not well. "He's not well".
Why are you here? - We arranged this. - We didn't! I came to talk about the recording, and you were lying in the hall. - What happened here? - Nothing. - I fainted. - Call the doctor? - Aunt is enough. - Don't be so unkind. - Kasia and I are worried. - "Kasia and I"? You always said she's dumb. - I never said you're dumb. - It doesn't matter now. You still love him, don't you? Good night. - Hallo? - Hello, Teresa Wodzien. - Didn't I wake you up? - No, I've been reading. - Something happened? - Yes. - Didn't I wake your wife? - For God's sake! - It's late! - It's the boss, you know he's crazy! My brother asked me to call. And ask if you liked the film. - What film?
- The one he didn't like so much. From the email. He's really worried. Worried about you, about your wife. And he's most worried that you aren't... if I may say so flexible. He would be a lot happier if you were a little bit more. - Flexible. - I'll be flexible! I'll be fucking flexible! During the break, when you were praying... I talked to our guest about virginity. Can you please repeat what you said? Dear Father, I thought to myself that. ...virginity is a privilege, as thanks to it... we can serve God with greater zealousness. Serve God with greater zealousness. Exactly. Do you like fast rides? - In what sense? - Automotive, what else? Yes, I do! I like it a lot! We'll come back to it, and now let's hear Father Kajetan... who's accompanying our virgins. ...in their stilty pilgrimage to the Black Madonna. Hello, Father Kajetan! Hello! I hope you can hear me, because... I can't hear you at all! Hello, Father Kajetan! Hello studio! Hello!
So maybe I'll describe it! We're quite near! I'll try to catch some, some pilgrim in a minute! The line's gone dead. We have some difficulties, but we'll try to get connected next time. OK, OK, tell Uncle I'll be there. I'm not avoiding him! No nothing happened. Auntie, it's just a black eye. I will be all right! I have to go now. I've got to go! Bye! Thank you for the monument campaign. - No problem. - It's important! Thanks to it our power and determination are more visible. Thanks to you we're stronger. Much stronger. Careful, you're embarrassing me. It's you who should be speaking, but Klara insisted. She was right. Nobody would listen to me. You're our icon. Our pope. - Popess. - Sorry! Our popess. The most relentless pilgrim, as we know... was our pope. Unfortunately, he's gone.
What about the need for pilgrimage? Is it needed today? If so, why? I think it is. Because... I think so, too. But it might happen that. ...the lofty effort will suddenly be stopped. By a drunk motorcyclist! Or a truck driver. who runs into a group of zealous girls on stilts and spills their virgin blood on the road full of ruts! Yeah. Of course, we trust our Lord that it won't happen! But we all know how terrible our roads are. How many innocent people die due to this. Doesn't it scare you? - It does. - Would you like to. ...hear next time that our hard working pilgrim virgins are dead? And only because the road somewhere was uneven? - I wouldn't. - So, can I count on. ...your support for our campaign for better road safety? With all my heart and so help me God! - You should be an actress. - Excuse me? - You should have a career. - Don't make fun of me. I'm serious. Have you thought of acting?
In the past, like every little girl. Brilliant, strong, beautiful. Perfect! You must try acting in films! Women would identify with you. - Please... - I'm serious! - I'd like to be like you. - You're Woman of the Year. And you - Of the century. If I were a woman. I mean if I were a younger woman... - How long have you been with us? - 18 months. - I ask about... - Also 18 months! Don't you miss? - Men? No, not at all! - Great! Fantastic! Men are an appendix. Redundant, but can hurt. - So it must be cut out! - Yes, right! If it hurts! Good! Bon appétit! Is that your father?
No. Mother? - I didn't invite you. - I didn't invite you either. There must be some explanation. - Side effects. - Right! - Kostek. - I'm disgusted with what you did. - Long name, but pretty. - You're disgusting. I took to you at once, too. What have I done? - You know what. - Not at all. - You're really disgusting. - Great. What will you have? - Nothing. - The same for me, with ice. I'm coming! Cool it! See you next time. I keep mine in line, too. Your insightful reflection is extremely interesting. - I hope it'll be handy. - Awfully handy. - Did you see a specialist? - About this? It's nothing.
I slipped on soap. Liquid soap. Soap is like that. And this? This? Mother. - Your mother? - My child's mother. - You have a child? - No. But I want to. Good idea, children are so sweet. How long have you been together? To be honest, we aren't. And she doesn't even like me. So why do you say that she'll be the mother of your child? - She's the one. - Right... Yes. It's obvious. - Shall we? - I am ready. What? Why are you in Peru? They'll cut off our electricity next week, bitch! Is your period late? It's the last time I've chosen an accountant because of nice tits! The bitch has run away and buried us alive. We're dead! Deadess!
Dead! Shit, there's no feminine form! Have more faith, son. I bring you resurrection. - You've been drinking? - I'm drunk with happiness. We've got 2 million euros. I mean... We may have! Now something for our MP. It's my Boguchwala! A beautiful Polish town, which you represent. - Let's see some more photos. - I know him! Heniek's mate's son-in-law! Kowaluk! Exactly. Every person has his own name and his own history. - How many inhabitants are there? - Around five thousand. Five thousand. Nice. - What if they all disappeared? - What do you mean? But how? - What do you mean? How? - Like this! This is what happens in Poland! Over five thousand people disappear every year.
We all know this sign. Black spot! A place on the road where there are many road accidents. Does it fulfill its role? If five thousand people die there every year? Poles are a great and wise people. But to lose so many sons and daughters. ...is to rub salt in the wounds. Always a Virgin Radio has decided to stop this. Black spot is a good initiative but a wrong concept. The sign has no power no tradition, no spirituals value is not ingrained in our hearts. Ergo - ...it's impractical. Nobody obeys it! That's why we have something completely different. SLOW DOWN! Brilliant, isn't it? I talked to the sisters from Scandinavia! They're ready to give us the money! But we must hurry as the Czechs submitted a project! Have you gone out of our mind? It's degrading and humiliating! Lt'll be degrading and humiliating. when they finally close your school, honey! All feminists, even the Vatican ones, will laugh at you. - I find pornography disgusting! - Not pornography but a revolution! Prometheus gave men fire and they put it in their genital torches. ...making women draw their passion! The time has come for. ...these flabby torches to be put out!
Down with z patriarchal eroticism! Marquise de Sade for ever! 95 per cent of Poles are catholic. Jesus is for them not only Son of God and the Saviour, but also Rabbi. Who? The teacher. - The best teacher! - Well, yes, this yes! Whom would the Poles. would listen to more than the best teacher? We aren't so nad've to believe that the death rate. will drop by the mentioned 95 per cent. But the number of people saved will be immense. Unless the Polish Parliament turn their backs on Jesus. They won't, Father Editor, they won't! - So help us God! - And Rabbi! No, no and no! Anyone, but her! We have no choice! Our other sisters are feminists, but... - They don't have film looks! - Let's hire a porn star! She must be an activist or we won't get the subsidy! This is the basic condition! Two million Euros for. ...a porn feminist manifesto in which showing conscious immodesty, one of us will act! Lt'll be a banner, Klara! With a conscious, feminist vagina! - Her vagina belongs to me!
- You talk like a man. I talk like someone who loves! Luna is only mine! Two million Euros, Klara! - The end of our problems! - No! Are you nuts? You want me to play in a porn film? One should rise above her egotism. So may I be fucked on the big screen? - Don't vulgarize the discourse! - I don't! You always said porn humiliated women! I still do! This time it's not about porn made by men for men but about freeing women's sexual desires! To stop looking at ourselves with a male eye. Thank you. Please, honey female sexuality has long been the subject of male censorship! Now is the time for us to tell our story. So I'm sorry you call my offer a porno! Because it is a great, groundbreaking mission! Just like... Columbus' expedition! Columbus had 3 ships, he didn't travel with his ass! What can I do? He paid for the whole semester. - But my course is for women! - Yeah, I know! But he said he'd been attacked! In his home.
And that he has fears. The rector said we should take everyone. Budget deficit! Today's topic is: Defence against a psychopath. - It was to be against a rapist. - It's an extended version. Defence against a psychopath rapist. First, a demo. We'll need a man. Maybe you? - Why me? - Why not? - I don't want to be a man! - So, maybe you! - Neither do I! - What a pity. Listen, it's supposed to be a training! Is there anyone here who wants to be a man? Do you remember the key points? OK, I'll repeat, but this time slowly. Can you stand up? He attacks from behind, grabs your hair and pulls. Your body's not prepared for the attack, so the head. will naturally be pulled, and then the body. Can you hold me like a man? Make a turn and immediately strongly attack the crotch. Observe the aggressor. He moves back his hips and you attack his head. The head goes back, kick him in the crotch.
The hands control the attacker. Remember to. ...move back your leg, so that the attacker doesn't grab it. Then you change the legs and trip him up! Remember to scan the surroundings. Look, from here I may escape. - Make a lever. - Ou-ouch! Or destroy him! Now I'll show you again at full speed. - Get up! - Do I have to? - Coffee? - I don't drink coffee! - And tea? - I won't date you! - Green tea? - Do all men have to be so dumb? I'm gay! I have a girlfriend! We love each other! What about yoghurt? How's the girl? - Fantastic. - It's good! Our work goes well, too. Blood, urine, liver, kidneys, pancreas. Complete tolerance to the drug. - Now what? - Bigger doses.
Do you agree? - Yes, yes. - So then please sign this document. This one, here. I'm so happy! THE NEXT DAY Fear it, Ophelia fear it, my dear sister; The canker galls the infants of the spring... Too oft before their buttons be disclosed; And in the morn and liquid dew of youth... Contagious blastments are most imminent. I shall the effect of this good lesson keep... As watchman to my heart, my sister, Laerta. Bravo! Hamlet destroying the love of Polonius' daughters! - Great! - Oh, yes! As a pikestaff archetype of male struggle against homosexuality and incest! - Finally a modern Shakespeare! - Thanks. Through them I want to show the creative role. ...of female libido in the conversion of the macho paradigm! Oh, yes. We've seen your "Vagina" and loved it. - Yes, really deep. - Sensitive. Well-deserved Lions in Gdynia. Was it your last film? - Last year I made "Vagina's Return". - You did?

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