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How was your day? It was awful. Same as always. Over and over and over. I get it. I get it. I just need you to be patient with me. Now your mom and I had a plan. Mom? You wanna talk about mom? Let's talk about her. Do you wanna talk about Stacy? We can talk about her too. We'll finish this later. I want you to look at each other. Good look. One, or all of us, will not be here in a month. It's taken less than twelve months of this infection to wipe out the population of this planet, and reduce us to this. But yet, you treat your survival with an astonishing lack or urgency. You're lazy, you're sloppy, and unbelievably, you're fat. How does that happen? It's a lack of discipline... and that's my fault. If any one of you has lost confidence in me, or thinks he can do a better job than me, pick up my gun, because things are about to change. All right. Starting today, we will double our salvage operations. All food stores will be under lockdown, and I will ration it as I see fit. My sister drew that... it's our boat The one that sank?
Can you do something for me? What is it? See if it's still there? According to my dad, it sank. Holy shit! Where did you get this? My dad gives it to me. I've just been saving it up so I can get outta here... but I'm obviously stuck here, so I need you to go check. I'll draw you a map. You have to go the long way around the barricades so you can avoid the guards. Thank you. Bye. Hey Elvis. - Yeah. Mind taking a ride with me? I need your opinion on a couple things. What do you need to talk about? Health issues around the camp. Don't worry about it. He's a big boy, he can take care of himself. Yeah, sure. You good? How are you doing, Elvis? You all right? Used to it. So you think I'm a hard-ass, huh? Elvis? A lot of people do. If we do not strip down to our primal wiring, we're not gonna make it. I had two daughters.
And a wife. A couple months after we came to shore, my oldest, Stacie... she got sick. She was weak from malnutrition. My wife was in denial about it. She just couldn't wrap her head around what was happening to her kid. So I let it go. The day she turned, I was on patrol, and my wife, she just had to have that last hug. You know, as like it was gonna fuckin' fix somethin'. So by the time I got home, they were both gone. And I had to... You did what you needed to do. Rachel's all the family I got left... and I'm not gonna let her starve. Good evening, Mr. Vernon. My name is Kurt Conrad. I am the administrator of this facility. I apologize for the inconvenience but we need to hold you here until we are certain you are not infected. I'm sure you can understand. Sorry for your loss. Hey. That's it? That's all you're going to say? Look at him. Of what possible benefit is he to us? You guys, I should have taught you how to wrap presents a little better. Yeah we're all ready, right? Dad, we're almost ready. Are you ready? Can I come in yet? No! Light the candles!
One second, I get the matches. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? I think you know what we're doing here. We're here to harvest Mr. Vernon. Don't pull that shit on me. I have seen you walk in the darkness. I know you're comfortable there. All I'm asking you to do is shine a light on it and own it. I know. A lion kills a gazelle. It appears to be cruel, and heartless. You follow that lion home. You're gonna see that all it was doing was feeding its family. That's all you and I are doing here! We're feeding our families! I can't do that. Yeah, you can. Because you have to. You're the only one who has the skill! The moment he dies, he turns! That means that meat is useless to us! No. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck! What do you think you're here for? ! Shit. Elvis, have you not heard a single word I said?
I lost my wife, I lost my daughter, cuz I didn't do what needed to be done, when it needed to be done! You have got to feed your family. Tweeter is your Rachel. They can't do this! We can. You wanna be a king, Elvis? You gotta act like one. Mr. Vernon. You're doing well. That's a good sign. Gonna get you out of here. First I gotta give you a vitamin boosters, I need you to just turn your head. Thank you. Gonna feel a little pinch. Gotta move fast. Harvest large to small. Start with the legs, buttocks, shoulders then the arms. Make sure you tie off the arteries, limit the blood loss. Where're you going? This is a bridge you cross on your own. When you're done, put the cuts in the saline solution. Be right outside. How sad is this? And now? Are your ready? Calm down! Just one second. One moment. It's your birthday.
You're gonna have to... Alright alright. I think it's already ruined, mom. I know but we can still pretend. Alright, here I come. Come in. Alright, ready? What am I? I wish... Dad you don't look a day of 85. I have a knife in my hand, okay? Seriously I have a knife in my hand and I will do serious damage. Back of that old man, this fat old man thing. Not true! You gotta back off so quickly. Right baby? No! Give it Stay! - Okay. I don't mind. Happy birthday! - Happy birthday Dad! I want to open presents. Please make quick. Yeah let's bring 'em in the living room. I am happy when you are here. Happy birthday Dad! You're the best dad in the world. Really? - You know that.
No come on dad. I gotta take this, honey. I wish I could tell you that it gets harder, but it doesn't. Thank you. I got it from here. What's going on? The more I think about it the more the man makes sense, you know? And the more this makes sense for us. Don't be ridiculous! We're leaving, and we're taking Rachel with us. No no no. He's doing what he has to do, okay? He's doing what he has to do to keep the people that he loves alive. And the people he doesn't as their food! There's fucking nothing out there for us anymore, okay? This is it! You think you're going to go to another island that has food? Another island that has TV dinners? You don't even have a boat. This is the first time since I've met you that I'm scared of something other than those fucking things. Don't know if I can trust you anymore. Don't, don't say that. If you could sail anywhere where would you go? Anywhere away from here. Let's take the boat and get out of here. Think we can sail it just the two of us? Yeah, yeah we could figure it out. I'm gonna start getting shit together. Hang in there okay? Hey.
What are you doing here? I was taking a hike. What are you doing? Huntin' redheads. You know it's kind of dangerous for you to be hiking all by yourself. - Come on let's getback. Stay away from me, you touch me and I'll scream and alert every fucking walker within a mile. You scream and we both die. So why don't you just keep your mouth shut. Take off your belt! Fuck! You bitch! Don't leave me. Fuck! Give me your gun. Give it to me. Open the gate. Fucking now! Hurry up! Fuck! Open the fucking gate! What's wrong? They can fucking run now. We have to go. Who can run? Calm down, calm down. The fucking walkers. What happened? Ok? Whose blood is that?
It's Tommy's. I was at the compound and he followed me. Okay. And he said he'd try to... he'd kill me if I didn't let him... fuck me! I killed him. I killed him, and he got up and he fucking started running! What do you want me to do? I have to get Rachel. - Okay. There's a boat at the end of the pier, but Kurt's gonna try to stop us. I'll talk to Kurt, okay? Listen. Stop. Calm down. We'll be fine, okay? You get Rachel and we'll meet back up, okay? Okay. Okay, let's go. Zankou chicken, man that shit is great. You keep talking about chicken I'm gonna shoot you right now. Walkers broke through the gate. Hurry up! Time to get inside. Go, move it! Movie it! Oh my god. Come on out. - What? We're talking the boat for a swing. Right now?
We're leaving the island! Don't waste time! Come on, Rachel, let's go! Come on! All right, Sanz, you come with me. Stay close, boys! Okay! Stay close! Stay close, boys! Idiots! Stay here! Stay close, Mike! Reloading! To the gate! - Come on! Fuck! Move! Move! Move! Go away! Fuck! Get away! Come on! Wanker! Come on! Rachel, wait! - Why? This Way! Rachel! Tweeter!
Should we move? Beach. Let's go. Hold him up! Hold him up! Rachel, please help me! Tweeter get him off me! Go go 90 go! Whatever! Come on, you make it! Go go 90 go! You okay? You okay? This island's fucked. We gotta move. What's this? The boat! Give that to Rachel, she knows what to do. Take it... I'm armed! Kurt, asshole! Get away! Okay! I come in a second! C'mon, Rach! Tweeter, come on! Rachel! Get inside! Quick! Rachel?
Rachel! - No! Come in! Oh Elvis! Rachel! Oh god oh! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! C'mon! Okay, c'mon! C'mon! Tweeter, maybe you need this! The pier's a half-mile downshore. I'm gonna lure'em one way, and I'll meet you at the boat. Okay? Come on! That's good, Elvis! We will see. Come on! Run! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! Come here! Come on! The boat! Tweeter!
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- Ten years. - Good! If you want to... relax... Other blankets in the bathroom. I won a woman! You're pretty good at this game! You know... I was also forced to grow up without parents ! I know what it means to feel alone in the world . But I no longer have that feeling! - Now my turn? - Yes. Addons Elvis? Do you have Yes, I'm there! Well,yourshipisreadytogo. The refueling is done too I like! True. Addons Just so you know that I have every list of people waiting I'll be there tonight with all my stuff. Perfect. Atan earliertime Thank you. - How far can this person live? - I know. At six, eight, or half a day walking ... - Do you believe him? - Yes. If he can send it somewhere away from the Walkers...
I'm willing to take risks. You have, or are you staying? I come! - Who's there? - Elvis Addons . . Who are they? It's okay, they are friends. Always OK? Yes. Come in. Oh shit! I do is because... more Rent a holy ! The only way... From here it is across the warehouse. Sabrina Lee... This is the end of the pier. Everything else... Is there a. Map showing the way to the dock warehouse. The other, the way to the island. Poisonous fish. Rationnez So your food. Do not surround... And all is fine. You sure do not want... With us? - I have too much stuff to do! - Okay.
Be careful! Awesome! We had to pass between them! There are also bonded with me, OK? We have already done. Go, Cody! Continue to the next! Wake up! Warning! Coming! Hey! Cody! There must be a place to sleep there. Damn! O Lord, Cody! Take a look, shall we? O Lord! Come here. Arise. Let me see! You are very brave! Do I become like him? I will do everything so there is no . Okay? So, Cody? You make me feel bad. I know, Cody! What is it? This is my mother who gave it to me. This is a good luck charm.
Come to Me. It's time to go, Cody. Elvis! Take it. We need you to go, Cody. Come on, Cody. Let him go. You have? This is disgusting! Here . OK? OK? You are an alcoholic! I'm on vacation! You know what? See if you find a cocktail straw or a small umbrella ! I'll see if I find a food . Monitor back. I watch your back... You have very nice! Y have much left. Where are our weapons? On the desk! Get behind the bar! Come on, quick! Take a machete! Down! This side is OK. Same here! Wake up!
Gentle and kind. Put your gun on the counter. Put your hands on the bar. Early Bird Special! Do we wake up! The good news is that you are still alive, so that you are not bitten. So I'll take you to be awake ask some questions. The first woman. Your name. Your Name! You want to play a female dog? Perfect! Put it in 312. Good night! My name is Kurt Conrad. It's me who owned the place. Let me apologize for the little scratches and bruises... You will understand our need to ensure our security... And, I need to ask some questions you . Starting with... Where are you from? What do you expect to get just... By not responding? You hope to win a certain power over the situation? My daughter often play this game He has seventeen years. That's what you do? You sulking like a teenager rebelling against end of the world? The world is still there! Let's try again.
What is your name? Elvis. You've just where Elvis? Nashville, Tennessee... After living in Tupelo, Mississippi on the . I know, I lost focus with your trip. I'm talented! J'portais a cape. I always sold out concert! This is really crazy! In fact, the State of Pennsylvania said... It's your name... Aaron Strawbridge. He also said that you are a a highly trained emergency physician! Your doctor! I think it was your wife. And there it was your son. And the fact that they are not here with you... to assume that they do not come out with. We are the last of the human community, lived on this island. The survival of this community... Hang by a thread. And it is my duty... To maintain perfect balance. So for me that the return to determine the mission... When and how... You can be profitable. Now, your case to you is very simple. Your doctor. We just lost ours. But...
Regarding your friend... I'm not sure he could bring us something . What do we know that for now... Mouth because he is strong and relatively friendly. The two qualities that we do not need. Listen... My priority is to keep us i... And a strong jaw, as you call it, is safe. Let him and I see what I can do. Do you... Aaron? Or Elvis? Rather Elvis! But you can contact me if you want the King. See you tomorrow. You can get out. What about your neighbors? Rather good, right? Here we try to do more than just survive. That's beaches by which you arrive. It extends from east to west. This construction, there is, avoided at all costs, this is all a death trap! We have a panel and solar power, but... Not a lot of work. We harvest rainwater everywhere on the field... It purifies... and stored... In a tank on the hill Infrastructure is owned by the U.S. Navy... Before becoming a golf shot. They left full of crap here.
From depleted, phosphorus uranium waste, nuclear ... This is a big concern because almost everything that grows here is poisonous. Do not expect to eat coconut for example. And this is the problem. Our ability to feed people is very limited. This is why we have using the selection process, before... Receive new people here. And what is acceptable for those who are not selected ? We will come in time. And how are you now? Sixteen We are still alive. In fact we were safe from the Walkers month ago when a Dutch cruise ship Come aground there not far from our shores. Since then, the sea brings all sorts of things on the beach. Food, bottles and pedestrians. So, every day, we clean up the beach . We save what can be and who to kill. This is our life. If you want to share will be participating. Bosser and especially hard, please do not hesitate to get their hands dirty. A cold beer anyone? You have beer here? It's good, right? It's delicious! Please, help yourself! - Of the dried meat? - Cargo from Netherlands! I think this is while you do not eat meat! Yes, long ago! How...
You meet? It is said that? I believe this is quite a story. Where are you from, definitely a long journey. I my brother's keeper! Balls are rare, then Please, be economical. And there was no hot water. It's broken for now, but I'll try to fix it tomorrow. Try to rest, published tomorrow. Good night! Good night... Timberlake! Kurt. What was there with him? For you to tell me. This is crazy. Be careful with him. Sanz, type the Castro cigar. Not last. We do not know. Alex? This is a young fool. Yes, but he's cool. Tommy? Bald tattoo, tribal... Be careful! That the property home this Portal is the only entry and keep the Walkers out. This barricade between us and the whole island. Conrad think your boat is here, on this beach. You have to go dike when you arrive?
I know. Or here... brick factory... You cross? Yes, I remember. And then, you cross the road? If you enable it... The boat you can be on this beach. Y Addons someone? There is someone who hears me What is your location? Addons Military Base... Just outside of London Addons Marchers began to run Addons I do not know why, buttheyaredead,they and they start... Running? Are you serious? Listen Addons ... we need a way to evacuate immediately serious Weneedhelp Todd! You'll take them to the north and get the boat. OK, give me one second. Are you sure that this is the right range? - This is crap, yes! - I do not know what to tell you! This is your conception of the drive? - It's like life before the Internet. - And TV. Or life after the internet and TV. Chatting enough. If we do this, is that it is important.
Our lives are important. See. You see? Slowly. Stay active... and moving. And everything will be fine. Passed bat. Well, no matter what it is. A machetes, sticks, wrench... Use it to keep his distance. I protect myself. I was able to dodge. I can go. If you want to permanently get rid of , using this technique: Take a step to the side... Hit between the fourth and fifth vertebrae, Damage to their necks in two. Who is caught? You! Go! No, thank you. Why did you, you do not make as much? This is a good job! I am impressed with your expertise. 'Because I'm a girl? Sorry, but I'm not old in the same mold with others. Listen... To make this work... Everyone has to play... And the most effective way.
The women were very effective in their roles. Et .. as the woman ratio is four to one... This is very valuable. You play a Mormon or a peculiarity of the genre? This is the opposite Tweeter! I can ask all your two reserve judgment... Until you better integrated into society? - Colonel! - Yes? This is Rachel. I think he's sick. Pain or fuss? I know. Rachel? Here is Elvis, a new doctor. She fainted, and before he began to wander. - You are a real doctor? - Yes, we can say that. I will also. No, honey. No, you do not go well. He did not eat! Do you diet? Regime on the island, especially meats Gold refuses to eat meat. But it will pass! - It will pass? - Yes! Maybe I'll eat, m'donnais food if you are worthy of the name! Rachel, I can check you out a bit?
We'll drop it there. Look at me! Right. Left now. Close your eyes... And... open it. Serre two of my fingers, for five seconds, hard as you can. Do you play sports or something else? Yes. J'reste in my room all day watching the wall. This is exciting! Seriously, you go out? If I had my equipment, I can do other tests. What can I say for now is that it healthy. no need to eat more. When he has been in this room? Ten months. Ten months? Not out of this room for ten months? Listen to me... It is not ready for what's going on outside! Do you understand! You have the eye! This is confusing... Being crowded and may need to talk to other people. - He listened to me. - Someone other than you. I can how old last conversation with a woman? There is a long time. Every day there is something else with it!
If you could only see and talk to him! But I have to tell you what? Just chatting girls, that's it! Opening her. I tweeter. You're Rachel? How old are you? I'm seventeen years old. Funny name, Tweeter! Maybe... but that is my name. Your parents have called the Tweeter? None. Is it... You have to give it its own name! Look, I'm not here to talk about my . They say you need someone to talk to. I just want out! It thought I would... Die... or kidnapped or... - Et .. when you go out... - No! I never leave this room! I was forbidden to leave! Are there any other... Other girls your age here? There's only you and the whore. I have a brother before... And mother. Give help me and tell my father it is a problem child. Not but that it takes!
Yes, yes, for whom it takes? Seriously, would be better off without them. Do you think? We eat what we at a gas station! From crisp packets and cans! I even spent a week eating my dog biscuits! It's not so bad here! It is more secure. As more! I mean, nothing makes you happy with ? I see you smile ever! Qu'ya Of course things can m'rendre happy! What, tell me! I do not know anything about you! I do not even know your name... I do not know if you have a favorite color! Finally, I think that should be red! You have a favorite food? Starting with it. What you want to eat? Pancakes and hotdogs. Pancakes and hotdogs? What, really? Mean hot dogs wrapped in pancakes? No! How terrible! Today, the rescue mission. Take them with you. Mike, before you walk. Alex...
You cover up the rear. Todd... You teach them what you know. Tweeter sandwiched! Stop. He proved that he is a fighter , therefore treat it as such! You have two balls each. So do not use these weapons as a last . You start from the eastern end of the beach. Walk to the west, always have the sun at your back. Use your brain! There is no mistake! No drama . There is no hero. Come back safe and sound. Give me that gun, Backstreet Boy! T'aime even if I call you like that! Addons Oil is bad luck, pesky mango, almost all rotten! Fully irradiated. And the only thing worse than food is... Those pesky insect dammit! Y has one or two weeks, we found a bag of marshmallows . It was inedible. A new shipment of the sea! Hey Tweeter! You always want to have sex? It's disgusting, man! This! Hey, you two, come! I need help!
Coming! You have been bitten? No! This is my wife, her right leg broken ! It is no more. OK. Let's go. Be careful step! Gentle! We were sent here from Miami. We were told that there is no Walkers on the island. But the newly arrived... Continue to the next! Follow me. Help! I was there! This is absolutely contrary to everything we said Kurt! We turn around! - Let me pass. - Where would you go? You will with it? This beginner? Yes, I'm going with this beginner! I'm back. You have been bitten? This is a lie! Bitten yet, OK? - And where is Phil? - Drop your gun, no use. Drop your gun!
My husband! It's up there, unharmed. - We will keep you out of there, okay? - You have water? I require you to cut some branches. To make a splint. ! What is your name? Emily. Go on, drink water. Just a little! I'll shoot your feet, OK? It would be painful. The Walkers! Should we ask! Wake up! Come on, standing arise, arise, arise! Behind you! Alex down now! Take it! Boss, Alex! You shot me! Move! Faster! Move! Do not linger! Do not linger! Todd! Back and help them! Cover our backs!
I will let him. Take? Put him in bed. Stay with me! Countdown out of ten, OK? - Where is the blood bank? - In the fridge! Remove the bandage! What is your blood type? I... A negative. A negative! Give water to Emily, we may have to be amputated. Sit down and give him water! A positive... B positive. None! None of this group! I'm O negative. Sitting, it will work, you universal donor. Give your arm. It's fast! Honestly, I feel good! I'm too negative. Perfect sit up! Hey! Look at me! Countdown from one hundred OK? I want to hear. Please count!
Hundred, Four, 20-19... Hey bitch! A Walker! I repeat every day. You should keep your distance! They can not hurt you As you do not let you near. And what idiot thought that was a good idea sunk into the woods with only one end? Who's got a great idea? It's me, sir. You have been drawn into a deadly trap! How is he? How's it going? This is good. Finally... He's still alive. And our host? Quarantine. You have to sacrifice two of my best to scrap interest-free long! Addons Sergeant Alex Waterman He was a corporal in the Ranger. A very good corporal. He completed two years of service in the Middle East. And then bringing his expertise on the island. We owe him a lot. And he will be sorely missed. My grandfather... Died in Vietnam. In the woods. Definitely like this remote here, I'm sure.
My father... John Waterman... What is hit with a rocket launcher in Kuwait. I am proud to join them. Let me shoot. Two,four,three... Two,four,three... Nine... Two,four, Four... Zero... Two,four... Un.. OK, Doc. True. While facing the camera. Why it would work. Well... Bites are not the cause of this phenomenon. For the cons, they kill. And when they die , them back. I think this could be a bacteria. - I'm just going... - My father was bitten, This is our only chance, so hurry a little. If we had more time in front of us, what we do is find all the major blood vessels , Ligate them individually... And using a special saw to the bone. Although some complications... Amputation success.
Unfortunately... Any toxin present in the bite... Once they enter the bloodstream, It's too late. OK, work faster! Try to gather as much of the body. That will take you twenty-five kilograms per procedure. I can not say clearly what will happen In case of prolonged consumption of... Or... What will happen... If someone eats contaminated meat and be one of them. No doubt it will become more aggressive. If there is, we shall all be changed. Must get out of here. No, do not stay with me... OK, so here. Here is Costa Rica. Yes? You should go to the south due. Now Tell me, how do you mark southern hemisphere? Thanks to the Southern Cross! Keep moving toward the Southern Cross and you will go to the south. Here... What is the benchmark for a change of course. Duration of a leaflet is seventy miles. Duration of a leaflet is seventy miles. They threw float to the water and there are number of nodes in a given time. See?
It's that simple! Holy mother of a sailor! You like it! Talk to me! - What you talking about? - Never mind! On your day! Horrible! As with all other days. I miss... And I'm bored... and I'm bored... I understand. Listening. You have to be patient with me. Your mother and I have a project... My Mother? Do you mean? Talk about it! Stacy mean? You can also talk to him! Good. We will continue later. I want you you to see each other. Good luck! At least one of us will be gone in a month. It took less than twelve months for the that the infection is decimating the population of this planet planet and we reduce what we are. But I see that you treat your survival a remarkable lack of seriousness. You're lazy, you ignore and surprise, you are fat. How could that happen? For lack of discipline.
And I am responsible. If anyone has lost confidence in me... Or think she will do a better job than me... It took my gun. Because things will change. Starting today, we will double rescue operations. All food will be put back behind bars. And I rationnerai because I judge that it is a good thing to do. This is my brother designed it. This is our boat. One of the sink? You can do something for me? What kind is it? Check if it still exists! This is my father who said he was drowned! Damn! How can you have all of this? This is my father who gave it to me. I just set aside for the day I leave here. But for now, I'm stuck here , that's why I need you. I will draw a map. You have to pass through the barricades This is the only way to avoid guard. Thank you for the lift! Good night! Hey, Elvis! Are you going to travel with me? I'll need your own review. What you need to talk about? From a variety of health problems.
Do not worry, it is a big boy! OK, I come! Are you okay? How do you feel, Elvis, you okay? I wear. In Pittsburg because I have m'battre! You think I'm a tough guy, huh? A lot of people think. Si .. we can not forget primitive behavior... We will not survive. I have two daughters. And a woman. Two months after we landed... My eldest daughter, Stacy... What is sick. He suffered... Malnutrition. My wife is in total denial of it. Probably because he can not accept what happened to her son. So I let things go. Day she turned... I'm on patrol. And my wife... Can not... Helping to hug him. As if that would fix everything. And when I finally came home, they are both parts. And I have... You do not have any other way. Family The only thing left is Rachel .
And I do not want to starve. Good evening, Mr. Vernon. My name is Kurt Conrad. It's me who owned the place. I apologize for the inconvenience but we have to make You are here until we are sure that you are not yet infected. I'm sure you understand. And my condolences. That's it? That's what you have to say? Look at him. How... May be... be helpful? Addons This is not Yes,I thinkwe 'reready Kurt,youarealmostready, and you're up there Yes,I amready. I can now Oula, kids! I have to show you how to wrap a gift a little better! What are we doing here? I think you know what we're doing here . We're here to flesh reap Vernon. Do not reject everything about me. I saw... Walking in the dark... And I know you do not feel so bad there. I only ask one thing. This to open eyes and acknowledge it. I do not know it's hard. Singa...
Kill the deer. It sounds cruel... and unforgiving. If you follow the lion over his backpack... You will notice that everything he did, in fact, this is to feed his family. This is what you and I we're doing here. We are here to feed our families. I can not do it! Of course! Because he must! You're the only one who knows how to do . From the moment he dies, he will change ! This means that meat, will be lost to us. Fuck you! Damn! Damn it! In your opinion, why are you here? Do you have... Not heard a single word of what I'm saying? I lost my wife... I lost my daughter Since I have not been doing the right thing... When he had to do it! You... You have a duty to feed your family. Tweeter... Rachel you. They can not do that! But we, yes! You want to be the King, Elvis? So you as a behavior.
I'm waiting for you inside. Vernon. Do you? This is a good sign. You'll get out of here. But I will first give vitamin back. You will feel the pinch a bit. We have to go fast. Taken from largest to smallest. Start with your hips and legs , shoulder and arm. Keep ligating arteries to restrict blood loss. Where do you go? This is a test... You must be overcome only After the completion... Dishes... The piece in the salt. I stay outside. MyGod,thiscakeissad RachelOK,Ithinkwe'reatit, thereis Addons I'm still going to have to wait a long time Addons almost fucking there Addons I know, but you can still pretend OK. Ready Okay,I cancomeup AttentionGirl Addons Here men from the house to show her face Addons Do not deceive, Kurt Great!
Dad,youreallydonot eighty-five years you Oh,it'stoogood,Stacy But beware! I have a knife in hand! Addons And I feel that I will cause major damage Addons Careful, ugly cake that has the courage to remember Ibeingaparent Addons And if you open your gifts Addons Everyone set for a small family photo Oh,sorry Addons Do not answer, it's your birthday today Yes,I know Addons I have for both Addons You know, we just want to tell you that loves you, Father Addons I love you, Kurt kiss,in You will still full I wish I could tell you that it becomes less and less ... It's hard... But this does not happen. Thank you. I'll get him out. What happened? The more I thought about it I understand this person. And again, too for us it makes sense. Well, this is ridiculous! It will disappear and you take Rachel with us! No, no, no! This is just what to do! He does what he must do to keep the people he loved in life! And turned into another damn food! There is no future for us anywhere in the world!
Herein played! You think you'll be on another island where is the food? Another island where there will be TV dinners? You do not even have a boat! This is the first time since the onset j'me not feel safer with you than the other! I do not know if I can trust you anymore . I beg you, do not say it! If you could go anywhere, where would you go ? As far as possible. We will take a boat and get out of here. Do you think we'll get there all alone the two? Yes, we have to go there. I will collect some stuff. Be ready, OK? What are you doing here? I went for a walk. And you, what are you doing here? I hunt with red hair! You know, it's more dangerous... Enough to run like this all alone! Let me go at it. Do not touch me. If I start to scream and all Walkers will reapply the corner. If you scream... People die every second. So better shut up! Remove your belt! Whore! Wait! No!
Do not leave me here! Give your gun! Give it to me! Unlock the gate. Get A Life! Open the damn gate! What happened? They can walk now, We have to go. Who can run? Quiet! Walkers This is shit! They walk, they run shit! Quiet! Stop Tweet! What happened? Where is this blood? This is Tommy. I was in a ballad, and he followed me. And he said... He will kill me if I do not let... Fuck me. I killed him! I killed him and he gets up and he started to run ! What would I do? I'll get Rachel. There is a boat at the dock, but I'm afraid that Kurt wanted prevent us going! I'll talk to Kurt. This will prevent us from going, you have to kill him. Stop! Quiet!
Everything will be fine. Rachel Take and find ourselves after. OK, let's go. Zankou Chicken , too good, I promise! Armenia fashionable Bake with garlic sauce, , the gay little olive oil... You keep talking and I make the chicken skin in your field! Should we go! Quick! Come on, move! , Very moving! Go, start, fast ! Here we go! My God, what... - Let's go. - What? You take a boat and we're shooting ourselves. Now? The Walkers have passed through the gates. Quick! We have to leave the island. Go Rachel must go! OK, Sanz, you come with me. Do not leave the others. His heart! Do not move. Stay here! You should, you hear? Mike! Maintain west gate!
We went? Let's go! There is one there! Your Home! I reload my pistol! Lord God! Drive! Quick! Wait, wait! Herein! Coast. Let's go. Changing the head! Rise! Damn! Continues! Go! Go! It's going to go? OK? The island is cursed! Should get the hell! What is it? A boat. Give it to Rachel. He knows what to do. I take the teeth! Out of the island! Before I catch up! Courage, Rachel!
Coming! Follow me, Rachel! Rachel, come! Quick! Rachel! Rachel! O Lord! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's going to go? OK, listen... There are more than five hundred yards from the pier. I will bring the Walkers elsewhere. And I'm going back to the boat. Okay? Go! Way! Coming! Tweeter, reducing the up! Rachel there is a serious tweeter. My name is Beth! Adaptation: Isabelle LeGros Subtitle: AGM FACTORY It was there are fifty-seven weeks. Ireceivedacallforcardiacarrest . Iwent... butwasunabletoresuscitatetheguy. Situationrathernormal. Butafterafew minutes...
Thisiswhereitallbegan . Threedayslater,Pittsburghwasinquarantine. Then state ... Then the whole continent. fewmonthsbeforemywife left me. Shehadcustodyofthechild . Nowayto contactthem. Nophones,nointernet. SoI wentlookingfor them. Iburiedandkeptwalking. Forsixty-twodays... Ididnotknowwhat todo . Itoccupiedmydays. AguywithwhomIhad workedaretired toCoral Cove. Itisasmallmarina. Ihadcontactedafewdaysearlierandassumed... hecouldhelppeoplefind boatstoescape . Ithought: Whytogo,too? Youcancomewithme Elvis? Are you still there? Yes,I 'mthere. J'réfléchissais. tellsyou! The same as you, I guess I'm all alone for a year. Two months ago ... Imetthiskid arrivedinFlorida. This kid is that? His name is Cody .
It is rather quiet, but ... He is brave and strong. I do not know how long we'll still be able to hold here. I mean, just the two of us. Imightneedcompany! We will probably soon try to reach the south Maybewewillstopatyourhouseforabeerorsomething... Okay, but you'll have to bring in, I have one more! You need something else if I am shopping? Alittlewhiskey! You have my address. I have a chance to know your name? I reckon not! Stop! I did not want to scare you. Here, eat this. I'm not hungry. OK. Hey, friend. My name is Elvis. What is your name? - Tweeter. - Tweeter? OK. So, you're how old? - Ten years. - It's good! If you want to ... relax ... I have other blankets in the bathroom. I won a lady!
You're pretty good at this game! You know ... I have also been forced to grow up without parents! I know what it is to feel alone in the world. But I no longer have that feeling! - It's my turn? - Yes. Elvis? Areyouthere? Yes, I'm there! Well,yourshipisreadytogo. Therefuelingwasdonetoo. I appreciate! Really. JustsoyouknowIhavea wholelistofpeople waiting! I'll be there tonight with all my stuff. Perfect. Atearliertime. - Thank you. - How far this guy live? - I know. Six hours, eight hours or half a day's walk ... - Did you trust him? - Yes. If he can send us somewhere far from the Walkers ... I willingly take the risk. You come, or you stay? I'm coming! - Who's there? - Elvis .
Fine. Goodbye Who are they? All goes well, they are friends. It's always OK? Yes. Come in. Oh shit! I had had for more ... quite a long time! The only way ... out of here is to go through the warehouse. Sabrina Lee ... It is the end of the pier. Everything else ... is there. The map shows the way to the warehouse to the pier. The other, the way to the island. The fish are toxic. So rationnez your food. Do not surround ... and everything will be fine. You sure do not want ... go with us? - I have too much stuff to do! - Okay. Be careful! Great! We must pass in their midst! Remains stuck to me, OK? It has already done. Go, Cody! Continue forward! Stand up! Look out!
Come up! Hey! Cody! There is definitely a bed down there. Fuck! Oh my God, Cody! Let me see, okay? Oh my God! Come here. Arise. Instead of saying no. I have responsibilities. Of course you do. You have the-the shop. What-what kind of shop is it again? Well, it's a-a clothing shop. Uh, Roy worked, uh, he works in menswear. Menswear. Wow. I am desperately in need of a new suit. Maybe something like a... Brown corduroy. Wide lapel? 42 long. That's right. Huh. You can tell that just by looking at him? When you've been at it as long as I have... Uh, Roy, um, I-I-I just remembered to tell you. I think that that, uh, new kid...
What's his name? Nathan. Nathan. That's right. He-he's holding the fort today. So-so I don't have to go in? That's right. It's your day off. Right. So, you know, you can just relax. What are we waiting for? Why don't we... Why don't we get these two some coffee? Hmm? So, 42 long, are you a golfer? Come here. Come here. Something I want to show you. - Here. Do you, uh... - Good. Do you, uh, do you know what that is? We're gonna stabilize the sacroiliac joint, navigating away from the great vessels anteriorly and then... the spinal canal. Dr. Goran? Uh, is the image intensifier in place? In place. Drill. The bad news is... you're teeing off next Thursday. Roy's an excellent golfer. - I bet.
Hole in one. - Mm-hmm. 18 holes, you know, every Sunday, rain or shine. But not so much lately, am I right, Roy? I'm sorry. Uh, do I know you? I'm Gavin and this is Maggie. And you're friends of my wife's? Yes, we are. We're... we're friends with Esther. Yeah. It's nice to see you again. He's just tired. Aren't you, Roy? Hmm? Where are my car keys? You've had quite the day, haven't you, Roy? I-I-I've got to, uh... Oh. Excuse me. Who are you? The-the-the mother? What? Our boys. Our boys must... Yes, they-they do. They know each other, from school. I'm sorry, but I can't do this. Gav.
Roy, I am your wife, and we've been married for 55 years. Don't yell at me. - Okay. - Look at me! I have a baby at home to support! I think I hurt my leg. I think she broke a hip. Ooh. This is Dr. Murphy. I have an elderly patient who's had a fall. I need an ambulance. So much scar tissue. It's like a minefield in there. Do you want to pull the wire out and start again, doc? No, I'm past the S.I. joint and the S1 body. Ah, damn it. Get me a partially threaded cancellous screw, please. Okay. - No. No, no, no, no. No. No. - Dr. Goran? The wire's advanced too deep. I think I just perforated an artery. Removing the wire right now. Dr. Goran. Get me some sponges, damn it. Pressure's dropping. Systolic at 60.
I need a general surgeon. Can somebody get this thing out of here, please? Pour fluids. Get me two units of O-neg. Massive transfusion protocol. Get me Dr. Reid in here right now. B.P. 60 over 40. She's gonna arrest. Okay, we're gonna do a midline laparotomy to find this retroperitoneal bleeder. I need vascular instruments... Cooleys, satinskys, 3-0 silk ties, and plenty of suction. Vitals are good? Yes, sats are holding. She's managing so far. Ready? - Yep. - Let's do this. Okay, start packing. Sponges. Keep 'em coming. I need to establish proximal vascular control, so I have to cross-clamp the aorta. And... okay. Aorta clamp. Give me the retractors. - In? - Yeah. Great. Okay, I have to get down in there nice and low. And... Okay, I've got proximal control.
Give me a second. Okay, we're going to identify the ureter and the iliac bifurcation, then we're gonna get down into the internal and find the laceration. Then tie off the artery that I hit. Lactate is up to 4.8. If she suffers an infarction to her anterior spinal cord, - She c... - She could be paralyzed. What the hell? She still has some feeling in her legs... But she won't be able to use 'em. - What happened in there? - I hit an artery. Dr. Goran isn't responsible. The wire was bound within the drill and advanced into the retroperitoneal space. I caused the laceration to the internal iliac artery and I couldn't control the bleeding. And I was called in. We opened her up and got control. Why did you go ahead with this surgery? You told me you wanted me to start listening to my patients, and this is what the patient wanted. - So this is my fault? - That's not what I'm saying. It was a freak occurrence. Yeah, you mentioned. Okay, I discussed the various options with my patient, Dana, and this is what we decided upon together. Well, tell you what. For the next few months, I want those options discussed with me, too. Every surgery you book, you walk me through it first. Fine. Then we're done.
It's not your fault, Joel. We all have recognized complications. You-you couldn't have done anything more. My head's just not in the game right now. It hasn't been for a while. It's just a rough patch. Every surgeon goes through them. Look, I just feel like working here is destroying my instincts, you know? Okay, you know what? It wasn't your fault. My patient is paralyzed. You are a great surgeon, Joel. Well, a great surgeon wouldn't have let what happened today happen. You saved her life. Thank you. This way, Mr. Goldbach. Where are they taking him? To admitting, Esther. They can't take him to jail. Well, he's not going to jail. He'll forget to take his baby aspirin. He's just gonna spend the night in the hospital. He'll be fine. Do you know what the problem with my wife is? I've forgotten the details. Because of your memory issue, without meaning to, you got a little angry. With Esther? Yeah. She's a saint. What I've put her through...
It's not you, Roy. It's the condition. Son of a bitch. If-if another guy did the same thing to his wife, I'd say lock him up! Hey. Uh, ninth floor, guys. - Yeah. - We'll be right up. - Just with these gentlemen here, Mr. Goldbach. - Mm. Uh, I have a tee off time tomorrow, 8:00 A.M. We'll get you there. Dr. Murphy. My office, when you have a moment. Let's try increasing the frequency. Nothing. The electrodes have been in almost two hours. I know. It's a disappointment. I got your page. Was there activity? We've been... zapping different areas of Charlie's brain. There's been a host of activity... Good. That's good. But none inducing arousal. Well, what is it doing? That's the thing. I don't know.
And I don't like not knowing. Well, then just stimulate another part of his brain. Okay, what part? I don't know. I'm not a neurosurgeon. Alex, I can't keep randomly sticking electrodes into Charlie's brain without risking brain damage. Shahir, you can't give up on us, please. The chances of hitting a vein or an artery... This is our last shot. Shahir, please. I.. It can't be over. It's too dangerous. I'm taking the electrodes out. I'm sorry. Hey. Mind if I sit? How's Charlie? It's not over. Feels like it is. Shahir's taking out the electrodes. Another failure. I don't have any more fight left. Yeah, you do. You don't have to be nice. I know. Get out of here. Go fight. I want you to keep going. And if you can't or won't do it,
I will find somebody who will, but I'd rather it was you. Now what part of the brain controls consciousness? Okay, there are several. But in this trajectory, there's the pedunculopontine nucleus. Then let's go there. Alex, because of the location, there's a chance it could kill him. You won't. I've never been that deep in the midbrain before. Then don't say I've never done anything for you. This will be our last chance. Do you understand? Okay, I'm setting the coordinates for the P.P.N. Come in. And close the door behind you. Well, I've committed Mr. Goldbach. Okay. What you did today when so far beyond the call of duty in such... such a wrong-headed way. I was just trying to help. Well, you didn't. I think this new treatment model has merit. I'm not interested in what you think, Gavin. You don't want your residents to have opinions? Not at the moment, no. You gave out your cell phone number. You received a call from a patient... A call you never told me about. Two rules broken. Dr. Druckerman, we... Then you left hospital property while you were still on call. That's number three.
You missed a consult. There's four. You walked into their home... I mean, the risk you took going into their home... Do I need to keep going here or... You need to talk to the wife And you explain to her where we go from here. Of course. I'm late for rounds with Kinney. - I'm screwed. - Mm. Hmm. - Are you okay? - Yeah. No. I don't know. What's up? Thank you for coming. You... it was a complete disaster, but you had my back, so... I owe you one. Then dump your new girlfriend. Sorry. Dump her. Marry me. We'll be together 60 years. Gotta burn it. You're awake. I don't sleep much. It's a jockey thing. I shouldn't have operated.
I asked you to. Begged you to. Right, but it was my decision, and my decision has now cost... My legs. You can say it. Stacey, you will recover some more feeling in your legs. It... They say there's even a 20% chance that you'll be able walk again. 4 to 1 against. I've beaten longer odds. But I'm never gonna ride again. I'm afraid not. You followed your gut... unlike me. Trainer asked me to choke off my colt, make my move late up the rail, even though he knew that's not the way I like to ride. I didn't follow my instincts, and it cost... everything. Why am I not waking up? ! Hey, Charlie. Why don't you wanna wake up? Stop! Look at that. Is everything okay? - No. - What? I mean, that is a very strange signal. Are we stopping? No. Shahir, talk to me. Something is happening to the signals in his midbrain. Something...
I've never seen before. Okay. Okay. Mm. How's Roy? Good. Yeah, they gave him something to go to sleep. Uh, they knocked him out, huh? Well, that's good. Yeah. Uh... Heard you broke your hip. Well, the rite of passage. All my friends are doing it. So... Soon as I get better, I can bring him home. Hmm. - Esther... - Don't say it. Roy needs supervision. He needs 24-hour care. I'm his wife. I'm his care. He belongs with me. He needs to be in a safe environment, for both of you. We took vows, you know? Till death do us part, even if... even if we can't remember who the hell the other person was. Esther, there's an excellent care facility that's not far from your house. But what if I refuse and I take him home anyway?
Then the next time something happens, we're obliged to call the police. Roy goes into the system. You don't want that. No. Can I spend one last... night with him? He's in a locked ward. I know, but he's been drugged out of his mind. So, you know... He won't be violent. Mm? I'm sorry. It-it's against the rules. God, I've tried so hard for so long to think, you know, for both of us. What are you looking at? Patient advocate web site. Couldn't you say "porn" just once? You're such a good boy. Not that good. Is that right? Couple of, uh, first-year residents are gonna go get beers. You wanna go? Nah, I think I'd rather stay here. And look at nerdy web sites all night? Nope. Then do what? I don't know. Maybe... start our 60 years off right. - What can I do for you? - Let me do my job. You make that very difficult sometimes, Joel.
And that's not gonna change. If you can't let me make my own decisions... Then what? Then you should fire me. I'm not gonna fire you, Joel, but if you think I am going to let you do whatever the hell you want, then you're crazy. Then I quit. Joel! Okay, we got a significant response from the P.P.N. Let us stay on this trajectory. Can we increase the amplitude to 3 volts, please? Nothing's happening. 4 volts. Dr. Hamza, you're gonna fry his brain. Shahir. 4 volts. Come on, Charlie. Charlie. Come on, baby, you can do this. Looks like you've been in quite an accident. Um... Get your license and registration, sir. I wasn't driving. Well, I've seen quite a few of these. You're lucky to... You're bleeding. Do I know you? Sergeant Howard. Jimmy. I didn't do anything wrong. Of course not.
No, I just need to ask you a few questions. Hey, you have any, uh... Children? No. Good. 'Cause what's out there... Let me tell ya. Nothing but backstabbers, scumbags, and lies. Charlie? Did you hear that? You're better off coming with me. Charlie. Alex? ! No. You're just tired, Charlie. I am. I know. It's been a long road with no turning back. Come on. Where we going, Jimmy? Home. Time to go home. That's Alex. You come with me. It's the best thing. Come on. I have to go, Jimmy. Charlie. I have to go.
I have to go. Take it to 5 volts. Alex. All right, Cash. Security cam's up. Target's on the move. (Whispers) It's now or never. (Lowered voice) I'm not feeling it. Scrub the mission! Scrub the mission! (Lowered voice) No, damn it. Remember your training. You can do this. - No, I'm not ready! - Yes, you are ready! Go, go, go! (Action movie theme music playing) You've liked this girl for two months. Just do it. She's just a sandwich girl. You got this. Yes. Yes! (Nasal voice) Come on! (Music warps and stops) (Lowered voice) No. Fail, fail, fail. Damn it. I've got no game. (Bang)
Ohh. Ohh. (Sighs) (Michael Wandmacher's "We got your back" playing) ♪ (indistinct conversations) I'm not much for sushi, but I'm really loving this Japanese guac. Oh! That's not guac. Oh. That's wasabi. Oh, my God. Isn't your mouth on fire? No. No, I lost all my taste buds at Vassar. (Singsongy) Hey, hey, hey. (Normal voice) What's happening, Rog? (Conversations stop) What's going on? What happened to all the... the revelry and the mirth and the merriment? (Chuckles) What are we celebrating? What's the big occash? Jones got us sushi. Jones is the best! Whoo! The best, bar none. The a-best... Jones. Which one of you is Jones again? I'm just...
Oh, sweet, sweet v. Oh. (Chuckles) (Laughs) He's a legend in the security business. Yeah. Remember that Christmas party he threw? (Cash) Ohh. I got so drunk, I passed out at, like, 6:00. Mm. I know you did. Jones is the man. He hooked me up with V.I.P. Seats at medieval times... Free mead, free mutton. The best part... Merlin's Subaru broke down, and I gave him a jump. This Jones seems like quite the generous fellow. Well, wouldn't you be if you pulled in the biggest paycheck in the office? How do you know how much money he makes? Not from opening his mail. And... and why would his checks come here if he lives in Japan? Well, I just give 'em to oz. He takes care of it. I-I don't ask a lot of questions. Jones pays for my therapy. I had a lot of issues after my mom forgot me at karate camp. (Sighs and crunches) To Jones, the man whose sense of fun... - To Jones! - Makes us all want to come to work, huh? Yay, Jones!
Wait. Hold on just a tick. Um, so you guys want fun? I can keep up with the Joneses. (Laughs) Okay, you see this bowl? This is the fun bowl. I want you to put your names in that bowl. (Clatters) I will pick one, and the winner gets a free lunch anywhere in this city... (Cheering) I told you she's okay. Yeah! Right? With me! (Employees murmuring) Take that, Jones! I have some rather troubling news that could rock this office - to its very core. - Hmm? Hmm. There is no Jones. Oz is pocketing his paychecks. I'm certain of it. I... cannot... believe this. No one has put their name in my bowl. (Indistinct conversations) Well, that chunky receptionist just walked right past, didn't put her name in. Where does she get off? Firstly, Becky's pregnant. Secondly, oz is using Jones' salary as a personal slush fund.
Okay, that sounds serious. Why don't you get on top of that? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this bowl situation. Off with ya. Okay. (Sighs) Hello, people of the office. I just wanted to be sure that we were all clear on the free lunch offer. Please put your name in the bowl. (Telephone ringing in distance) Not one person. Okay. Well, if you need me, I will be filling the bowl with an alarming amount of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. (Grunts and sighs) (Clatters) Hey, V., um, I found this on the floor. Hopefully it's not too late for the drawing. (Whispering) What? (Spoon clatters) Cameron! Oh, my gosh. (Normal voice) Somebody get this man a towel, because the fun is gonna explode all over his face! (Laughs) There she is, my sweet 'n' savory sandwich girl. If only I knew what to say. What about "hi"? Come on. I've seen you talk to girls before. Comic-con girls with unreasonably low standards. Phoebe's different. She's a civilian.
Sorry to interrupt. Um, I need to talk to you about Jones. (Chuckles) Jones. What a guy. I know he's not real. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, he's not real? I've done my homework, gentlemen, and not one person in this office can tell me what Jones actually looks like. Yeah, he's got the whole thing, you know, with the eyes and the nose and the, uh, mouth. No, he wasn't there. I picked up the tickets at will call. He's tall and handsome... (Lowered voice) And has the reproductive organs of both genders. And if Jones is not real, then whose dog am I watching? (Growls) No, not the fraggles! Those are priceless! (Growls and pants) Ohh. How can I stay mad at you, Jones' dog? What you're doing is highly illegal. I know you're taking his checks. Yeah, to deposit for him while he is abroad. It's a simple courtesy. I also take in his trash cans. Sue me! Look, look. This can all be straightened up with one simple phone call to Jones, all right? He should be awake in about... an hour. Um, well, that... that's, uh, a pleasant surprise. Mm. I-in an hour then. Pfft!
That woman's crazy. "There's no Jones." - (Sighs) There is no Jones. - What? (Lowered voice) I made him up! But don't worry about it. I've got it under control. I-I don't know what's real anymore. Uh, wh-whose dog is that? Hate to break it to you, kid, but you are the proud owner of an English bulldog. Okay, let's do this. (Beeps) Jones, are you there? (Man) Oh, hey, uh, ohayo gozaimasu from, uh, you know, the land of the rising sun. Same to you. What, uh, whatcha doin' up there, Jonesy? Oh, you know, it's all good. Living it up here in the far east... (Modulated voice) Doing my thing... karaoke, geishas, ninjas, samurai... mothra. We get it. You're in Japan. Uh, I wanted to take a moment and introduce you to our new office manager Molly. Hello, Molly. Hello, Mr. Jones. Mm. Uh, I just wanted to introduce myself to the man traveling the world for us. (Chuckles) Oh, yeah. I go everywhere. I get into all types of trouble. Oh, really? Please elaborate. (Laughs) Just, uh...
Going around searching for artifacts, hanging with my buddy short round, running from big-ass boulders. Uh, mostly you deal with foreign sales for our company, remember? Uh, t-totally. Archeology is just something that I dabble in. No, no, no. Not really. You're right. I don't dabble. I've got a doctorate, which has led me to some great adventures. Well, three were great. The last one I did for the money. Sayonara, Dr. Jones. (Beep) Well... (Chuckles) Thank you, oz. Uh, I was... I was worried I was gonna have to call the FBI on you. (Chuckles) Oh, that wouldn't have mattered. (Door closes) They think I'm dead anyway. (Chuckles) Did I... did I miss Jones already? Well, you know Jones. If you miss him, - it's like he was never even here. - Right. (Sighs) Uh, afternoon, gentlemen. (Door closes) Indiana Jones. You had to make him Indiana Jones?
(Lowered voice) You named him Jones. What was I supposed to do? James Earl Jones! Vader! (Imitates Darth Vader's exhale) (Cell phone rings) (Whispering) Oz! Oz. (Ring) She's calling back for Jones! (Beeps) Uh, konnichiwa. Jones here. ♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ happy birthday, Cameron ♪ ♪ happy birthday ♪ ♪ from us at funanigan's ♪ ♪ home of the funana split ♪ (horns toot) Whoo! Thanks, guys! (Lowered voice) It's not even your birthday. I told 'em it was, but it's not. (Chuckles) Dig in! Yeah. No. Yeah. I'm... I'm just gonna get into this salad, and then I'll... I'll make my way over there.
(Babbles in whiny voice) (Normal voice) I get it. You're not having fun. I-I'm having a great time. I know that nobody put their name in the bowl. I guess I... I just don't understand why. You know, uh... (Sighs) You can't connect with people by just blasting fun in their face. You're gonna have to really try to make an attempt at getting to know us. I know everything about everybody in that office. Really? What's my last name? Diaz. You think I'm Cameron Diaz? Mm-hmm. Listen, when I first got to contra, I made a point of getting to know people, and so now... Now they trust me. Oh, my gosh. Cameron, yes. Thank you in advance for providing me with all of the juicy info. What are you talking about? Cheat sheets! Yes! You're gonna draw up dossiers on everybody and give 'em to me, my fine Mr. P... Don't tell me. I know it starts with a "p." Pameron! You think I'm Cameron pameron? (Waitstaff) ♪ graduation, happy graduation ♪
♪ graduation ♪ Go away. ♪ Happy graduation ♪ Jones, you sweet bastard. Mmm. Mmm. Ohh. If you were here, I'd kiss you. Mm. I kissed him once. True story. Whoa, whoa. Uh, these are from Jones? They're figgy pudding truffles from england. (Chuckles) Huh. When I talked to him last night, I got a bit emotional and told him I was feeling a bit homesick, so... (Chuckles) You talked to Jones last night? Mm. Oh. (Chuckles) Via video conference. We've become quite good friends, and we're really helping each other out. I told him I was missing mummy, and, well, he's having girl troubles and searching for the staff of Ra. (Chuckles) Well, I certainly hope he finds it, 'cause I know exactly where I'm going to put it. (Clanks) You're video chatting with her? How? ! Chill! It's just a little motion-capture technology that I cooked up. It's like gollum, but better.
Women love confidence. Yeah, that's kind of a problem. I'm kinda lacking in that department. Oh, please. Who's the one that didn't give up when that rope bridge gave out? Me. And who's the one who kept his cool when he fell into that pit of snakes, even though he was terrified of them? That was me. Well, Henry, this woman is your snake. You're right. This woman is my snake. Dayum! Do you realize she is giving me the best dating advice ever? I got some advice for you, too. Shut it down, or I'm gonna shut you down! comprende? Yeah. (Sighs) Fine. (Grunts) (Rattles and clanks) Here's your cheat sheet. Oh, thanks, cam... Wait a minute. Names and hometowns? Cameron, you're a hacker. I want the good stuff, you know, everybody's deepest, darkest secrets, all of the really... (inhales deeply) (Whispers) Bad, bad things that they've ever done in their whole lives. You know, so I can use it to make 'em like me. But I thought this was about you being a better boss. - Is that what I told you?
- Yes. - And you liked that? - Yes. Then that is what I said. (Whispers) No. Would it help if I ordered you to do it? Uh... (Sighs) All right. Fine. I'll... just give me an hour, and I'll come up with something. Oh, I'm gonna kill it so hard at this party! (Beeps) What party? (Giggles) (Cell phone alert chimes) "Contra securi inaugural karaoke-luau-fondue... murder-mystery-cirque-du-so- game-night-comedy-roast"? Yeah, it's a little somethin' for everyone. We're gonna pour some goof juice into these stiffs, and then I'm gonna use all the little nuggets that you're gonna give me, and by the end of the night, I am gonna be covered in friends. Oh, that's sad Cash can't me it. (Beep) Buddy. (Beep) Ricky. (Beeps) Cameron? You're a maybe? I have a charity event... (Sighs) Not a fake thing. Hey, folks! Couple things I think I might have left off the invite. There's totes gonna be a frozen marg and daq machine. The other thing I think I might have forgotten to mention is if you don't come to the party, you're fired. (Chuckles) (Beeping) Oh, what's happ...
Oh, my phone is blowing up. Cameron... (Gasps) You and I are gonna be co-hosting the greatest party that this office has ever seen. (Gasps) But I'm a maybe. (Sighs) (Amplified voices) ♪ I just wanna use your love ♪ ♪ tonight ♪ (Veronica) Yeah. ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ ♪ tonight ♪ No, I during the bridge! Damn it, Carol. Uh, "oh, god." (Music stops) "There's a dead body in the alley." (Organ playing) Ooh! "Who could have done it?" (Employees murmuring) "Maybe it's you or..." (Sighs) Guys, can we just go out to the alley... (Chuckles) So I can get out of this blood? (Chuckles) Yeah, come on. It's so sticky. Conga line to the alley to see the grisly murder! ♪ See the grisly murder ♪ ♪ see the bloody body ♪ (all) ♪ see the grisly murder ♪ ooh. (Singsongy) Someone's cheating on me. Oh, y... uh... (Lowered voice) Oh, no. The sandwich girl. (Normal voice) Uh... (Whispers) Snakes.
Temple of doom. I just got your text, Henry. What's the emergency? I'm at a charity gala, and she's here. I could really use your help. Okay. Well, this is your chance, so remember... Confidence. Confidence is key. Okay, uh, y-you know, I'll try that. Okay. Bye. (Thuds) (Static) Jones has just been fired. No! No. Oz, I ed him. What can I say? He was caught selling secrets to a rival company. Yeah, but what you don't know Jones is a double a. He was working for us the whole time. He's a hero. He was a hero. Two hours ago, he got hit by a high-speed bullet train - in Kyoto. - But surprisingly, he only sustained minor injuries. But the emotional trauma he suffered sent him into cardiac arrest. - He died! - For two and a half minutes, before a rogue surgeon performed an emergency baboon heart transplant, gave him a new lease on life and crazy-ass monkey strength!
Yet moments later, he tragically choked on a banana and was pronounced dead by a team of renowned doctors. - Well, th... - His last request was that his ashes be scattered... - Yeah, but... - In an active volcano! Oh, I can do this all night. (Sighs) Baboon heart? Ridiculous. What are you, a novice? You fraud! You and you! Fraudulent fraudsters! (Sighs) Well done, Molly. How did we tip our hand? By showing his. Okay, uh, yeah. I'll try. Thanks. Later. Okay. Uh, uh, later. Bye. Bye. (Bell dings) Damn. My gloves. (Sighs) Does this mean you're gonna turn us in? No.
Not this evening. I don't want to turn Veronica's karaoke-luau-fondue... murder-mystery-cirque-du-so- game-night-comedy-roast into some sort of... spectacle. All right! And now for the main event. I hope everybody is in the mood for a good old-fashioned office roast! Whoo! I'm not really very good at this kind of thing, but I'm gonna give it whirl. All right. Well, we've certainly got a lot of food here tonight. Speaking of food, Ricky has crabs! (Employees murmuring) Up next, our accountant buddy revell, king of the C.P.A.S... (Clenched teeth) Or should I say, "D.U.I.s"? (Normal voice) Hey, everybody. Look over there. It's old preggy Becky. Does anybody here know who the father is? No? Okay. Sorry, Becky. I tried. Oh, and the I.T. Guys are here. The only hooking up they're doing is my wi-fi connection. Oh, except for Al. Yeah, he's got a sex doll. That counts. "I'm Irene, and I'm the whore of my senior center." Got an awesome tramp stamp. You would not guess that. The carpet does not match the drapes.
He has sock under his bed named "Jennifer." She turned him gay. Why all the sourpusses? This is a roast. It's supposed to be fun. I mean, I know it's all true, because I got this information from Cameron. (Employees murmuring) Uh, uh... Everybody come quick! There's another dead body in the parking lot! There's about to be two of them. Yo, what's up, man? You got something on your back. "I heart balls." Well, that's the least offensive thing i've "hearted" today. I am the most hated man in this office. At least you're not an accomplice to fraud, embezzlement, and tax evasion. Ohh. I prefer your thing. Okay. Come on. Really? Point-blank? Hey, man! What did I do? He sucks, and you're his friend, so you suck. Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow.
Aah. (Mol) For the past ten years, oz has been using Jones as a slush fund for lavish gifts and office parties. Just one problem. You have no proof. I caught you, and you admitted it. Well, it was worth a shot. Once again, let me say that I am speechless. Good. I throw a lovely party for these boobs, and they still don't like me. I mean, that is very hurtful. I'm out. You're the boss. You deal with it. Hs) All right, all right, all right! (Sighs) I am the boss. (Sighs) Let's just get this over with. It's going to be very uncomfortable. Okay. (Sighs) Oswald, do you like me? (Chuckles) Ronnie, I work for you now. Doesn't matter what I think. Well, it matters to me. (Lowered voice) Uh, look, I will, uh, I'll let you in on a little secret. I created Jones for a reason. See, I realized when I started this place, I could not be their friend and their boss, but Jones... Now he lets me be both.
I get it. You still haven't answered my question, though. Eh. You're growing on me. Um, uh, hey, everyone! Uh, can I get your attention, please? (Indistinct conversations) Guys? (Grunts) Really? A stapler? Come on. Look, I-I know I'm the only one who didn't get roasted the other day, so I-I'm gonna roast myself, okay? So here goes. When I was born, my doctor told my mother it was normal for me to have three... Excuse me, everyone, but I have an important announcement. It wasn't Cameron who supplied me with my hilarious roast material. It was Jones. (Employees murmuring) It w... it was. It was Jones. I didn't want to say anything because I know how much you all idolize him. How could Jones do that? Because he's selfish and a bad kisser. Ah. (Sighs) So are we good? (Chuckles) Um, yeah. (Chuckles) Can I take you to Funanigan's? It's my birthday.
Cameron, that is so sweet of you. That really warms my heart... (Chuckles) But no, because I happen to know that your birthday is December 1st. Impressed? It's April 6th. (Telephone ringing in distance) (Exhales deeply) (Chair wheels rattle) What's up? Go away. But I... I'm not interested. I'm sorry. Sorry? I've been baring my soul to a computer-generated jerk. "Sorry" is not gonna cut it. I didn't become Jones to mess with you. I felt like we were helping each other. Except my problems were real, whereas you were making up stories about the love of your life, "Marion." (Lowered voice) Her name is Phoebe. She's the sandwich girl. I have work to do. But, uh... (Sighs) (Speaks inaudibly) (Beeps) (Keys click) (Keys click) (John Williams' "Raiders march" playing) ♪ (clicks) (Whoosh)
Ooh! Oh! Sorry about that! Coming through. (Speaking indistinctly) (Whoosh) Hey! Epic fail! Epic fail! Fail! Fail! Somebody help me! I know you guys can hear me! Oh, my God. I can't even feel my arm! I'm losing circulation! (Clicks, rattling) (High-pitched voice) Ohh! (Panting) Oh, thank you, lord. Ohh. Oh, thank yo ohh. (Gasping) You'll get her next time, Jones. Ohh. Ohh. (Sighs) Come on. Let's go get you patched up. Your bum is my muse. Like a peach.
Can I ask you something? Yes. Of course. Have I done something to offend you? I want us to go to Couples Encounters. What? It's a marriage counselling service. I know about Celia. Something like this might have brought us back together. Oi. Present for you. You, uh...you know what to do with it? Yeah. SUE: Look at him - Darren Peters. He's a complete doll. GIRL: Hey, Darren, chuck a swervie. (ALL COUGH AND LAUGH) Oi! I think he's dead. SONG: # See the lady in the streetcar light # Colour a la Toulouse # Television and a red, red wine # So, won't you tell me # Won't you tell me the truth? # 10 years in the jailer's eye # Are you old enough? # And I'm thinkin' 'bout my baby # Are you old enough? # Lookin' at my life go by
# Are you old enough? Ooh-ooh # Are you old enough? # Ooh # Are you old enough? # Are you old enough? # Are you old enough? I can't believe that we're not even allowed on the beach. What? Well, we're his friends, too. We should at least be down there... Shut up! He's dead, alright? So just shut up. When will it happen? It'll start to drip and then go crazy, like a fountain. Are you thinking about Darren Peters? No. They say his neck was broken and one of his eyes was rolling around on the floor. David. Concentrate on your Splice. (LAUGHS) Here it comes. (PHONE RINGS) Double Splice. Quick! Hello? SUE: Hey, Deb. Everyone was bawling. They set fire to his board.
Get this - we weren't even allowed on the beach. Can you believe it? Anyway, wake's on. Everyone's going, so come. Can't. I'm not allowed out. But aren't your olds both at work? David's watching me. 'Babysitting'. I prefer the term 'babysitting'. Come on! Just come. They'll get over it. My mum does not get over things. Sorry. Alright. See ya. (HANGS UP) Hi! Oh! Hello! How are you? Good. (SIGHS) Those girls, huh? Yes. What did you do to yours? Oh, we gave her a really good talking-to. And... Well, I think she understands, you know?
Be more responsible. Oh, you didn't punish her? Oh, no. I just think that makes them more resentful. (LAUGHS) So what? Worrying us sick like that... They could have been killed. We don't wanna start a war. So you just...surrender? No, they're good kids. They... Good kids die in car crashes, too, Pam, and get pregnant to idiots called Wayne. Oh, well. We just have a different way, that's all. Yes. Yeah, I suppose so. Yes. Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah. OK. Bye. Oh, we're having a barbie later on - next week - if you wanna come. Oh, love to, but flat out, you know? Yeah. ('WINGS OF AN EAGLE' BY RUSSELL MORRIS PLAYS) He was a top bloke. A rad surfer. Yeah. Top bloke. Just tops, you know?
We've lost a brother today. He was one of the men you surfed with. And his heart beat as ours did - pumped salt water and pussy - but burst with talent, youth...just joy. He was our brother. Just hurts. We'll all be joining him soon enough. Don't worry about that. Darren. ALL: Darren. Mind if I hit up in here? Yeah. Sure. Thanks, mate. Won't be a sec, eh. Can I watch? Nah, mate. What's it like? It's just... You just stop giving a fuck, eh? Go on. Off you go. (SIGHS) (SIGHS) WOMAN: The new season's britches in moleskin... It's on! It's on, and no-one's bloody here. Oh, Roger Knight! Bloody genius! Fresh from the Amco Female Gene Company...
Oh, yes! Please don't handle the fruit. So Judy's saying to you that she doesn't know what you're thinking, Martin, that you're not speaking your feelings. I'm a naturally quiet person, I suppose. At the moment you're an inscrutable mute who only opens his mouth to lie to me. Judy, that's kind of an aggressive statement. Yes, I'm sorry. I... I just want everyone to be happy. And what would make you happy, right now, in your marriage, Martin? If I could make Judy happy. Then...talk. Tell me what you're thinking. Have you done something? What? You're being silly. Do you hate me? Oh, come on! I can be a bitch. I know that. Let's try something else. This part of the session is called Tools for Two. Pull a card, and then we just do what's on it. 10 of clubs. Funny. What's it really say? "Look into each other's eyes for a full minute." OK. Great. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I'll time you.
I don't want to do that. (OPENS DOOR) (OPENS DOOR) AD ON RADIO: AD ON RADIO: For the things you have to do... ..and for the things you like to do... Ah! Morning, petal. 'Petal'? (LAUGHS) You haven't called me that since I was six. Well, you'll always be six, sort of. To me, anyway. Dad's got his big lunch today. Saw him trying on shirts. Yeah, I know. He's nervous. Are you? Well, just about you. I just had this dream that you were in a car and it went over a cliff. It was driven by Roberta Flack. That's weird, Mum. Mmm. Family, how's this shirt? I gotta go. Alright. Now, no getting into cars with boys. I'm serious. Although if you follow that rule, we wouldn't have Lori. Roger, I'm trying to make a point. Don't worry, I won't get in the car with boys if things like Lori could happen.
Go get educated, child. So, you don't like this shirt? (LAUGHS) Help me. Help me! See ya! Mmm. I'll drive you. It's OK, I can catch the bus. No, you'll come with me. I can go with her, keep an eye out. Seriously? Dad, can we go see that 'Star Wars' movie? People say it's amazing! Looks ridiculous. Dad? Why can't she get the bus that goes to school? Debbie, David, wait in the car, please. You could back me up. I don't see why you have a problem with her getting the bus. I don't want her wandering around. She escaped. OK, you have to use the words 'spring', 'thing' and 'mink coat'. He wore a mink coat and sailed a boat. Obvious. When it was spring... ..he showed me his thing and my fanny went ding-a-ling-a-ling. Alright. Not so obvious. (LAUGHS) When I last saw Darren, he had this look. Like...
like he knew. I just remember when I rooted him. He said, "You're beautiful, Tracey. "The most beautiful girl I ever rooted." I had this dream last night, and he...he was going, "Help me!" And all this blood was pouring from his eyes. (MUTTERS) Dumb molls. He couldn't have cared less if they were alive. Oh, here we go. Thank you. This is the squid ink risotto. You should try some, Pam. Oh, I don't know if I could eat black food. And if there's squid ink in it, isn't that like their equivalent to human snot? (LAUGHS) Oh, sorry. Great place. Yeah. So, Rog, yes or no? Art director? I loved your peaches idea. You're offering me a job? I am. I'm old. Well, me, too. But we can build something together, mate. I'd have to shut down my place. It's a big leap. I get the feeling you're not a coward. He's not a coward, is he, Pam?
No, but he loves his own business, and North Sydney's a long way away. Roger, you really wanna be an old guy running down Cronulla Beach in your budgie smugglers, skin like dry leather, knowing that you never quite put yourself on the line? Is that a great place to be, mate? Well, life's pretty great. Yeah, no disrespect. I'm just trying to manipulate your husband into jumping here. Roger, we're gonna do some great things. We're gonna have some fun. And, more importantly, we can make a lot of money. Thanks, mate. Mmm! Oh, God, this is delicious. So? I already am that guy. Running down the beach, frustrated, angry. (SCOFFS) You have a great life, Rog. I know. I mean, this'd be hard. You heard him. North Sydney - that's a 2-hour commute. You know what the hours would be. Would you like espresso to finish? Well, you tell me what it is and I'll tell you whether I want it. (CHUCKLES) Heads or tails? MAN: G'day. ANNIE: Oh, hi. How you going?

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