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How was your day? It was awful. Same as always. Over and over and over. I get it. I get it. I just need you to be patient with me. Now your mom and I had a plan. Mom? You wanna talk about mom? Let's talk about her. Do you wanna talk about Stacy? We can talk about her too. We'll finish this later. I want you to look...
Can you do something for me? What is it? See if it's still there? According to my dad, it sank. Holy shit! Where did you get this? My dad gives it to me. I've just been saving it up so I can get outta here... but I'm obviously stuck here, so I need you to go check. I'll draw you a map. You have to go the long way arou...
And a wife. A couple months after we came to shore, my oldest, Stacie... she got sick. She was weak from malnutrition. My wife was in denial about it. She just couldn't wrap her head around what was happening to her kid. So I let it go. The day she turned, I was on patrol, and my wife, she just had to have that last hu...
One second, I get the matches. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? I think you know what we're doing here. We're here to harvest Mr. Vernon. Don't pull that shit on me. I have seen you walk in the darkness. I know you're comfortable there. All I'm asking you to do is shine a light on it and own it. I know. ...
I lost my wife, I lost my daughter, cuz I didn't do what needed to be done, when it needed to be done! You have got to feed your family. Tweeter is your Rachel. They can't do this! We can. You wanna be a king, Elvis? You gotta act like one. Mr. Vernon. You're doing well. That's a good sign. Gonna get you out of here....
You're gonna have to... Alright alright. I think it's already ruined, mom. I know but we can still pretend. Alright, here I come. Come in. Alright, ready? What am I? I wish... Dad you don't look a day of 85. I have a knife in my hand, okay? Seriously I have a knife in my hand and I will do serious damage. Back of tha...
No come on dad. I gotta take this, honey. I wish I could tell you that it gets harder, but it doesn't. Thank you. I got it from here. What's going on? The more I think about it the more the man makes sense, you know? And the more this makes sense for us. Don't be ridiculous! We're leaving, and we're taking Rachel wit...
What are you doing here? I was taking a hike. What are you doing? Huntin' redheads. You know it's kind of dangerous for you to be hiking all by yourself. - Come on let's getback. Stay away from me, you touch me and I'll scream and alert every fucking walker within a mile. You scream and we both die. So why don't you j...
It's Tommy's. I was at the compound and he followed me. Okay. And he said he'd try to... he'd kill me if I didn't let him... fuck me! I killed him. I killed him, and he got up and he fucking started running! What do you want me to do? I have to get Rachel. - Okay. There's a boat at the end of the pier, but Kurt's gon...
We're leaving the island! Don't waste time! Come on, Rachel, let's go! Come on! All right, Sanz, you come with me. Stay close, boys! Okay! Stay close! Stay close, boys! Idiots! Stay here! Stay close, Mike! Reloading! To the gate! - Come on! Fuck! Move! Move! Move! Go away! Fuck! Get away! Come on! Wanker! Come on!...
Should we move? Beach. Let's go. Hold him up! Hold him up! Rachel, please help me! Tweeter get him off me! Go go 90 go! Whatever! Come on, you make it! Go go 90 go! You okay? You okay? This island's fucked. We gotta move. What's this? The boat! Give that to Rachel, she knows what to do. Take it... I'm armed! Kurt...
Rachel! - No! Come in! Oh Elvis! Rachel! Oh god oh! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! C'mon! Okay, c'mon! C'mon! Tweeter, maybe you need this! The pier's a half-mile downshore. I'm gonna lure'em one way, and I'll meet you at the boat. Okay? Come on! That's good, Elvis! We will see. Come on! Run! Hey! He...
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I was alone for a year. There are two months... Addons I met the children arrive in Florida This kid is? Hisnameis Cody It is rather quiet, but... This is a brave and strong. I do not know how long we will still be held here . I mean, just the two of us. Addons I might need a company We may soon try to reach the sout...
- Ten years. - Good! If you want to... relax... Other blankets in the bathroom. I won a woman! You're pretty good at this game! You know... I was also forced to grow up without parents ! I know what it means to feel alone in the world . But I no longer have that feeling! - Now my turn? - Yes. Addons Elvis? Do you hav...
I'm willing to take risks. You have, or are you staying? I come! - Who's there? - Elvis Addons . . Who are they? It's okay, they are friends. Always OK? Yes. Come in. Oh shit! I do is because... more Rent a holy ! The only way... From here it is across the warehouse. Sabrina Lee... This is the end of the pier. Everyth...
Be careful! Awesome! We had to pass between them! There are also bonded with me, OK? We have already done. Go, Cody! Continue to the next! Wake up! Warning! Coming! Hey! Cody! There must be a place to sleep there. Damn! O Lord, Cody! Take a look, shall we? O Lord! Come here. Arise. Let me see! You are very brave! Do ...
Come to Me. It's time to go, Cody. Elvis! Take it. We need you to go, Cody. Come on, Cody. Let him go. You have? This is disgusting! Here . OK? OK? You are an alcoholic! I'm on vacation! You know what? See if you find a cocktail straw or a small umbrella ! I'll see if I find a food . Monitor back. I watch your back......
Gentle and kind. Put ​​your gun on the counter. Put ​​your hands on the bar. Early Bird Special! Do we wake up! The good news is that you are still alive, so that you are not bitten. So I'll take you to be awake ask some questions. The first woman. Your name. Your Name! You want to play a female dog? Perfect! Put ​​it ...
What is your name? Elvis. You've just where Elvis? Nashville, Tennessee... After living in Tupelo, Mississippi on the . I know, I lost focus with your trip. I'm talented! J'portais a cape. I always sold out concert! This is really crazy! In fact, the State of Pennsylvania said... It's your name... Aaron Strawbridge. He...
Regarding your friend... I'm not sure he could bring us something . What do we know that for now... Mouth because he is strong and relatively friendly. The two qualities that we do not need. Listen... My priority is to keep us i... And a strong jaw, as you call it, is safe. Let him and I see what I can do. Do you... A...
From depleted, phosphorus uranium waste, nuclear ... This is a big concern because almost everything that grows here is poisonous. Do not expect to eat coconut for example. And this is the problem. Our ability to feed people is very limited. This is why we have using the selection process, before... Receive new people ...
You meet? It is said that? I believe this is quite a story. Where are you from, definitely a long journey. I my brother's keeper! Balls are rare, then Please, be economical. And there was no hot water. It's broken for now, but I'll try to fix it tomorrow. Try to rest, published tomorrow. Good night! Good night... Timb...
I know. Or here... brick factory... You cross? Yes, I remember. And then, you cross the road? If you enable it... The boat you can be on this beach. Y Addons someone? There is someone who hears me What is your location? Addons Military Base... Just outside of London Addons Marchers began to run Addons I do not know ...
Our lives are important. See. You see? Slowly. Stay active... and moving. And everything will be fine. Passed bat. Well, no matter what it is. A machetes, sticks, wrench... Use it to keep his distance. I protect myself. I was able to dodge. I can go. If you want to permanently get rid of , using this technique: Take a...
The women were very effective in their roles. Et .. as the woman ratio is four to one... This is very valuable. You play a Mormon or a peculiarity of the genre? This is the opposite Tweeter! I can ask all your two reserve judgment... Until you better integrated into society? - Colonel! - Yes? This is Rachel. I think he...
We'll drop it there. Look at me! Right. Left now. Close your eyes... And... open it. Serre two of my fingers, for five seconds, hard as you can. Do you play sports or something else? Yes. J'reste in my room all day watching the wall. This is exciting! Seriously, you go out? If I had my equipment, I can do other tests. ...
If you could only see and talk to him! But I have to tell you what? Just chatting girls, that's it! Opening her. I tweeter. You're Rachel? How old are you? I'm seventeen years old. Funny name, Tweeter! Maybe... but that is my name. Your parents have called the Tweeter? None. Is it... You have to give it its own name! ...
Yes, yes, for whom it takes? Seriously, would be better off without them. Do you think? We eat what we at a gas station! From crisp packets and cans! I even spent a week eating my dog ​​biscuits! It's not so bad here! It is more secure. As more! I mean, nothing makes you happy with ? I see you smile ever! Qu'ya Of cour...
You cover up the rear. Todd... You teach them what you know. Tweeter sandwiched! Stop. He proved that he is a fighter , therefore treat it as such! You have two balls each. So do not use these weapons as a last . You start from the eastern end of the beach. Walk to the west, always have the sun at your back. Use your ...
Coming! You have been bitten? No! This is my wife, her right leg broken ! It is no more. OK. Let's go. Be careful step! Gentle! We were sent here from Miami. We were told that there is no Walkers on the island. But the newly arrived... Continue to the next! Follow me. Help! I was there! This is absolutely contrary to...
My husband! It's up there, unharmed. - We will keep you out of there, okay? - You have water? I require you to cut some branches. To make a splint. ! What is your name? Emily. Go on, drink water. Just a little! I'll shoot your feet, OK? It would be painful. The Walkers! Should we ask! Wake up! Come on, standing arise...
I will let him. Take? Put ​​him in bed. Stay with me! Countdown out of ten, OK? - Where is the blood bank? - In the fridge! Remove the bandage! What is your blood type? I... A negative. A negative! Give water to Emily, we may have to be amputated. Sit down and give him water! A positive... B positive. None! None of ...
Hundred, Four, 20-19... Hey bitch! A Walker! I repeat every day. You should keep your distance! They can not hurt you As you do not let you near. And what idiot thought that was a good idea sunk into the woods with only one end? Who's got a great idea? It's me, sir. You have been drawn into a deadly trap! How is he? H...
My father... John Waterman... What is hit with a rocket launcher in Kuwait. I am proud to join them. Let me shoot. Two,four,three... Two,four,three... Nine... Two,four, Four... Zero... Two,four... Un.. OK, Doc. True. While facing the camera. Why it would work. Well... Bites are not the cause of this phenomenon. For th...
Unfortunately... Any toxin present in the bite... Once they enter the bloodstream, It's too late. OK, work faster! Try to gather as much of the body. That will take you twenty-five kilograms per procedure. I can not say clearly what will happen In case of prolonged consumption of... Or... What will happen... If someone...
It's that simple! Holy mother of a sailor! You like it! Talk to me! - What you talking about? - Never mind! On your day! Horrible! As with all other days. I miss... And I'm bored... and I'm bored... I understand. Listening. You have to be patient with me. Your mother and I have a project... My Mother? Do you mean? Tal...
And I am responsible. If anyone has lost confidence in me... Or think she will do a better job than me... It took my gun. Because things will change. Starting today, we will double rescue operations. All food will be put back behind bars. And I rationnerai because I judge that it is a good thing to do. This is my broth...
Do not worry, it is a big boy! OK, I come! Are you okay? How do you feel, Elvis, you okay? I wear. In Pittsburg because I have m'battre! You think I'm a tough guy, huh? A lot of people think. Si .. we can not forget primitive behavior... We will not survive. I have two daughters. And a woman. Two months after we lande...
And I do not want to starve. Good evening, Mr. Vernon. My name is Kurt Conrad. It's me who owned the place. I apologize for the inconvenience but we have to make You are here until we are sure that you are not yet infected. I'm sure you understand. And my condolences. That's it? That's what you have to say? Look at him...
Kill the deer. It sounds cruel... and unforgiving. If you follow the lion over his backpack... You will notice that everything he did, in fact, this is to feed his family. This is what you and I we're doing here. We are here to feed our families. I can not do it! Of course! Because he must! You're the only one who know...
I'm waiting for you inside. Vernon. Do you? This is a good sign. You'll get out of here. But I will first give vitamin back. You will feel the pinch a bit. We have to go fast. Taken from largest to smallest. Start with your hips and legs , shoulder and arm. Keep ligating arteries to restrict blood loss. Where do you go...
Dad,youreallydonot eighty-five years you Oh,it'stoogood,Stacy But beware! I have a knife in hand! Addons And I feel that I will cause major damage Addons Careful, ugly cake that has the courage to remember Ibeingaparent Addons And if you open your gifts Addons Everyone set for a small family photo Oh,sorry Addons ...
Herein played! You think you'll be on another island where is the food? Another island where there will be TV dinners? You do not even have a boat! This is the first time since the onset j'me not feel safer with you than the other! I do not know if I can trust you anymore . I beg you, do not say it! If you could go any...
Do not leave me here! Give your gun! Give it to me! Unlock the gate. Get A Life! Open the damn gate! What happened? They can walk now, We have to go. Who can run? Quiet! Walkers This is shit! They walk, they run shit! Quiet! Stop Tweet! What happened? Where is this blood? This is Tommy. I was in a ballad, and he foll...
Everything will be fine. Rachel Take and find ourselves after. OK, let's go. Zankou Chicken , too good, I promise! Armenia fashionable Bake with garlic sauce, , the gay little olive oil... You keep talking and I make the chicken skin in your field! Should we go! Quick! Come on, move! , Very moving! Go, start, fast ! ...
We went? Let's go! There is one there! Your Home! I reload my pistol! Lord God! Drive! Quick! Wait, wait! Herein! Coast. Let's go. Changing the head! Rise! Damn! Continues! Go! Go! It's going to go? OK? The island is cursed! Should get the hell! What is it? A boat. Give it to Rachel. He knows what to do. I take t...
Coming! Follow me, Rachel! Rachel, come! Quick! Rachel! Rachel! O Lord! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's going to go? OK, listen... There are more than five hundred yards from the pier. I will bring the Walkers elsewhere. And I'm going back to the boat. Okay? Go! Way! Coming! Tweeter, reducing the up! Rachel there is a se...
Thisiswhereitallbegan . Threedayslater,Pittsburghwasinquarantine. Then state ... Then the whole continent. fewmonthsbeforemywife left me. Shehadcustodyofthechild . Nowayto contactthem. Nophones,nointernet. SoI wentlookingfor them. Iburiedandkeptwalking. Forsixty-twodays... Ididnotknowwhat todo . Itoccupiedmydays. A...
It is rather quiet, but ... He is brave and strong. I do not know how long we'll still be able to hold here. I mean, just the two of us. Imightneedcompany! We will probably soon try to reach the south Maybewewillstopatyourhouseforabeerorsomething... Okay, but you'll have to bring in, I have one more! You need something...
You're pretty good at this game! You know ... I have also been forced to grow up without parents! I know what it is to feel alone in the world. But I no longer have that feeling! - It's my turn? - Yes. Elvis? Areyouthere? Yes, I'm there! Well,yourshipisreadytogo. Therefuelingwasdonetoo. I appreciate! Really. Justso...
Fine. Goodbye Who are they? All goes well, they are friends. It's always OK? Yes. Come in. Oh shit! I had had for more ... quite a long time! The only way ... out of here is to go through the warehouse. Sabrina Lee ... It is the end of the pier. Everything else ... is there. The map shows the way to the warehouse to...
Come up! Hey! Cody! There is definitely a bed down there. Fuck! Oh my God, Cody! Let me see, okay? Oh my God! Come here. Arise. Instead of saying no. I have responsibilities. Of course you do. You have the-the shop. What-what kind of shop is it again? Well, it's a-a clothing shop. Uh, Roy worked, uh, he works in me...
What's his name? Nathan. Nathan. That's right. He-he's holding the fort today. So-so I don't have to go in? That's right. It's your day off. Right. So, you know, you can just relax. What are we waiting for? Why don't we... Why don't we get these two some coffee? Hmm? So, 42 long, are you a golfer? Come here. Come...
Hole in one. - Mm-hmm. 18 holes, you know, every Sunday, rain or shine. But not so much lately, am I right, Roy? I'm sorry. Uh, do I know you? I'm Gavin and this is Maggie. And you're friends of my wife's? Yes, we are. We're... we're friends with Esther. Yeah. It's nice to see you again. He's just tired. Aren't you...
Roy, I am your wife, and we've been married for 55 years. Don't yell at me. - Okay. - Look at me! I have a baby at home to support! I think I hurt my leg. I think she broke a hip. Ooh. This is Dr. Murphy. I have an elderly patient who's had a fall. I need an ambulance. So much scar tissue. It's like a minefield in ther...
I need a general surgeon. Can somebody get this thing out of here, please? Pour fluids. Get me two units of O-neg. Massive transfusion protocol. Get me Dr. Reid in here right now. B.P. 60 over 40. She's gonna arrest. Okay, we're gonna do a midline laparotomy to find this retroperitoneal bleeder. I need vascular instru...
Give me a second. Okay, we're going to identify the ureter and the iliac bifurcation, then we're gonna get down into the internal and find the laceration. Then tie off the artery that I hit. Lactate is up to 4.8. If she suffers an infarction to her anterior spinal cord, - She c... - She could be paralyzed. What the hel...
It's not your fault, Joel. We all have recognized complications. You-you couldn't have done anything more. My head's just not in the game right now. It hasn't been for a while. It's just a rough patch. Every surgeon goes through them. Look, I just feel like working here is destroying my instincts, you know? Okay, you k...
It's not you, Roy. It's the condition. Son of a bitch. If-if another guy did the same thing to his wife, I'd say lock him up! Hey. Uh, ninth floor, guys. - Yeah. - We'll be right up. - Just with these gentlemen here, Mr. Goldbach. - Mm. Uh, I have a tee off time tomorrow, 8:00 A.M. We'll get you there. Dr. Murphy. M...
And I don't like not knowing. Well, then just stimulate another part of his brain. Okay, what part? I don't know. I'm not a neurosurgeon. Alex, I can't keep randomly sticking electrodes into Charlie's brain without risking brain damage. Shahir, you can't give up on us, please. The chances of hitting a vein or an arter...
I will find somebody who will, but I'd rather it was you. Now what part of the brain controls consciousness? Okay, there are several. But in this trajectory, there's the pedunculopontine nucleus. Then let's go there. Alex, because of the location, there's a chance it could kill him. You won't. I've never been that deep...
You missed a consult. There's four. You walked into their home... I mean, the risk you took going into their home... Do I need to keep going here or... You need to talk to the wife And you explain to her where we go from here. Of course. I'm late for rounds with Kinney. - I'm screwed. - Mm. Hmm. - Are you okay? - Yea...
I asked you to. Begged you to. Right, but it was my decision, and my decision has now cost... My legs. You can say it. Stacey, you will recover some more feeling in your legs. It... They say there's even a 20% chance that you'll be able walk again. 4 to 1 against. I've beaten longer odds. But I'm never gonna ride agai...
I've never seen before. Okay. Okay. Mm. How's Roy? Good. Yeah, they gave him something to go to sleep. Uh, they knocked him out, huh? Well, that's good. Yeah. Uh... Heard you broke your hip. Well, the rite of passage. All my friends are doing it. So... Soon as I get better, I can bring him home. Hmm. - Esther... - D...
Then the next time something happens, we're obliged to call the police. Roy goes into the system. You don't want that. No. Can I spend one last... night with him? He's in a locked ward. I know, but he's been drugged out of his mind. So, you know... He won't be violent. Mm? I'm sorry. It-it's against the rules. God, I'...
And that's not gonna change. If you can't let me make my own decisions... Then what? Then you should fire me. I'm not gonna fire you, Joel, but if you think I am going to let you do whatever the hell you want, then you're crazy. Then I quit. Joel! Okay, we got a significant response from the P.P.N. Let us stay on this ...
No, I just need to ask you a few questions. Hey, you have any, uh... Children? No. Good. 'Cause what's out there... Let me tell ya. Nothing but backstabbers, scumbags, and lies. Charlie? Did you hear that? You're better off coming with me. Charlie. Alex? ! No. You're just tired, Charlie. I am. I know. It's been a long...
I have to go. Take it to 5 volts. Alex. All right, Cash. Security cam's up. Target's on the move. (Whispers) It's now or never. (Lowered voice) I'm not feeling it. Scrub the mission! Scrub the mission! (Lowered voice) No, damn it. Remember your training. You can do this. - No, I'm not ready! - Yes, you are ready! Go,...
Ohh. Ohh. (Sighs) (Michael Wandmacher's "We got your back" playing) ♪ (indistinct conversations) I'm not much for sushi, but I'm really loving this Japanese guac. Oh! That's not guac. Oh. That's wasabi. Oh, my God. Isn't your mouth on fire? No. No, I lost all my taste buds at Vassar. (Singsongy) Hey, hey, hey. (Norm...
Oh, sweet, sweet v. Oh. (Chuckles) (Laughs) He's a legend in the security business. Yeah. Remember that Christmas party he threw? (Cash) Ohh. I got so drunk, I passed out at, like, 6:00. Mm. I know you did. Jones is the man. He hooked me up with V.I.P. Seats at medieval times... Free mead, free mutton. The best part....
Wait. Hold on just a tick. Um, so you guys want fun? I can keep up with the Joneses. (Laughs) Okay, you see this bowl? This is the fun bowl. I want you to put your names in that bowl. (Clatters) I will pick one, and the winner gets a free lunch anywhere in this city... (Cheering) I told you she's okay. Yeah! Right? Wi...
Okay, that sounds serious. Why don't you get on top of that? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this bowl situation. Off with ya. Okay. (Sighs) Hello, people of the office. I just wanted to be sure that we were all clear on the free lunch offer. Please put your name in the bowl. (Telephone ringing in distance) Not one pers...
Sorry to interrupt. Um, I need to talk to you about Jones. (Chuckles) Jones. What a guy. I know he's not real. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, he's not real? I've done my homework, gentlemen, and not one person in this office can tell me what Jones actually looks like. Yeah, he's got the whole thing, you know, wi...
That woman's crazy. "There's no Jones." - (Sighs) There is no Jones. - What? (Lowered voice) I made him up! But don't worry about it. I've got it under control. I-I don't know what's real anymore. Uh, wh-whose dog is that? Hate to break it to you, kid, but you are the proud owner of an English bulldog. Okay, let's do t...
Going around searching for artifacts, hanging with my buddy short round, running from big-ass boulders. Uh, mostly you deal with foreign sales for our company, remember? Uh, t-totally. Archeology is just something that I dabble in. No, no, no. Not really. You're right. I don't dabble. I've got a doctorate, which has ...
(Lowered voice) You named him Jones. What was I supposed to do? James Earl Jones! Vader! (Imitates Darth Vader's exhale) (Cell phone rings) (Whispering) Oz! Oz. (Ring) She's calling back for Jones! (Beeps) Uh, konnichiwa. Jones here. ♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ happy birthday, Cameron ♪ ♪ happy birthday ♪ ♪ from us at funan...
(Babbles in whiny voice) (Normal voice) I get it. You're not having fun. I-I'm having a great time. I know that nobody put their name in the bowl. I guess I... I just don't understand why. You know, uh... (Sighs) You can't connect with people by just blasting fun in their face. You're gonna have to really try to make a...
♪ graduation ♪ Go away. ♪ Happy graduation ♪ Jones, you sweet bastard. Mmm. Mmm. Ohh. If you were here, I'd kiss you. Mm. I kissed him once. True story. Whoa, whoa. Uh, these are from Jones? They're figgy pudding truffles from england. (Chuckles) Huh. When I talked to him last night, I got a bit emotional and told hi...
Women love confidence. Yeah, that's kind of a problem. I'm kinda lacking in that department. Oh, please. Who's the one that didn't give up when that rope bridge gave out? Me. And who's the one who kept his cool when he fell into that pit of snakes, even though he was terrified of them? That was me. Well, Henry, this w...
- Yes. - And you liked that? - Yes. Then that is what I said. (Whispers) No. Would it help if I ordered you to do it? Uh... (Sighs) All right. Fine. I'll... just give me an hour, and I'll come up with something. Oh, I'm gonna kill it so hard at this party! (Beeps) What party? (Giggles) (Cell phone alert chimes) "Contr...
Oh, my phone is blowing up. Cameron... (Gasps) You and I are gonna be co-hosting the greatest party that this office has ever seen. (Gasps) But I'm a maybe. (Sighs) (Amplified voices) ♪ I just wanna use your love ♪ ♪ tonight ♪ (Veronica) Yeah. ♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪ ♪ tonight ♪ No, I during the bridge! Damn i...
Temple of doom. I just got your text, Henry. What's the emergency? I'm at a charity gala, and she's here. I could really use your help. Okay. Well, this is your chance, so remember... Confidence. Confidence is key. Okay, uh, y-you know, I'll try that. Okay. Bye. (Thuds) (Static) Jones has just been fired. No! No. Oz...
Yet moments later, he tragically choked on a banana and was pronounced dead by a team of renowned doctors. - Well, th... - His last request was that his ashes be scattered... - Yeah, but... - In an active volcano! Oh, I can do this all night. (Sighs) Baboon heart? Ridiculous. What are you, a novice? You fraud! You and...
Not this evening. I don't want to turn Veronica's karaoke-luau-fondue... murder-mystery-cirque-du-so- game-night-comedy-roast into some sort of... spectacle. All right! And now for the main event. I hope everybody is in the mood for a good old-fashioned office roast! Whoo! I'm not really very good at this kind of thing...
He has sock under his bed named "Jennifer." She turned him gay. Why all the sourpusses? This is a roast. It's supposed to be fun. I mean, I know it's all true, because I got this information from Cameron. (Employees murmuring) Uh, uh... Everybody come quick! There's another dead body in the parking lot! There's about t...
Aah. (Mol) For the past ten years, oz has been using Jones as a slush fund for lavish gifts and office parties. Just one problem. You have no proof. I caught you, and you admitted it. Well, it was worth a shot. Once again, let me say that I am speechless. Good. I throw a lovely party for these boobs, and they still don...
I get it. You still haven't answered my question, though. Eh. You're growing on me. Um, uh, hey, everyone! Uh, can I get your attention, please? (Indistinct conversations) Guys? (Grunts) Really? A stapler? Come on. Look, I-I know I'm the only one who didn't get roasted the other day, so I-I'm gonna roast myself, oka...
Cameron, that is so sweet of you. That really warms my heart... (Chuckles) But no, because I happen to know that your birthday is December 1st. Impressed? It's April 6th. (Telephone ringing in distance) (Exhales deeply) (Chair wheels rattle) What's up? Go away. But I... I'm not interested. I'm sorry. Sorry? I've been b...
Ooh! Oh! Sorry about that! Coming through. (Speaking indistinctly) (Whoosh) Hey! Epic fail! Epic fail! Fail! Fail! Somebody help me! I know you guys can hear me! Oh, my God. I can't even feel my arm! I'm losing circulation! (Clicks, rattling) (High-pitched voice) Ohh! (Panting) Oh, thank you, lord. Ohh. Oh, thank ...
Can I ask you something? Yes. Of course. Have I done something to offend you? I want us to go to Couples Encounters. What? It's a marriage counselling service. I know about Celia. Something like this might have brought us back together. Oi. Present for you. You, uh...you know what to do with it? Yeah. SUE: Look at hi...
# Are you old enough? Ooh-ooh # Are you old enough? # Ooh # Are you old enough? # Are you old enough? # Are you old enough? I can't believe that we're not even allowed on the beach. What? Well, we're his friends, too. We should at least be down there... Shut up! He's dead, alright? So just shut up. When will it happen?...
Get this - we weren't even allowed on the beach. Can you believe it? Anyway, wake's on. Everyone's going, so come. Can't. I'm not allowed out. But aren't your olds both at work? David's watching me. 'Babysitting'. I prefer the term 'babysitting'. Come on! Just come. They'll get over it. My mum does not get over thing...
Be more responsible. Oh, you didn't punish her? Oh, no. I just think that makes them more resentful. (LAUGHS) So what? Worrying us sick like that... They could have been killed. We don't wanna start a war. So you just...surrender? No, they're good kids. They... Good kids die in car crashes, too, Pam, and get pregnant...
We've lost a brother today. He was one of the men you surfed with. And his heart beat as ours did - pumped salt water and pussy - but burst with talent, youth...just joy. He was our brother. Just hurts. We'll all be joining him soon enough. Don't worry about that. Darren. ALL: Darren. Mind if I hit up in here? Yeah. ...
Oh, yes! Please don't handle the fruit. So Judy's saying to you that she doesn't know what you're thinking, Martin, that you're not speaking your feelings. I'm a naturally quiet person, I suppose. At the moment you're an inscrutable mute who only opens his mouth to lie to me. Judy, that's kind of an aggressive statemen...
I don't want to do that. (OPENS DOOR) (OPENS DOOR) AD ON RADIO: AD ON RADIO: For the things you have to do... ..and for the things you like to do... Ah! Morning, petal. 'Petal'? (LAUGHS) You haven't called me that since I was six. Well, you'll always be six, sort of. To me, anyway. Dad's got his big lunch today. Saw ...
Go get educated, child. So, you don't like this shirt? (LAUGHS) Help me. Help me! See ya! Mmm. I'll drive you. It's OK, I can catch the bus. No, you'll come with me. I can go with her, keep an eye out. Seriously? Dad, can we go see that 'Star Wars' movie? People say it's amazing! Looks ridiculous. Dad? Why can't she ...
like he knew. I just remember when I rooted him. He said, "You're beautiful, Tracey. "The most beautiful girl I ever rooted." I had this dream last night, and he...he was going, "Help me!" And all this blood was pouring from his eyes. (MUTTERS) Dumb molls. He couldn't have cared less if they were alive. Oh, here we go....
No, but he loves his own business, and North Sydney's a long way away. Roger, you really wanna be an old guy running down Cronulla Beach in your budgie smugglers, skin like dry leather, knowing that you never quite put yourself on the line? Is that a great place to be, mate? Well, life's pretty great. Yeah, no disrespe...