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OKAY, GOOD. THE PROBLEM... IS CINDY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH CINDY? COCAINE. ALCOHOL. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. WE JUST PUT HER BACK INTO A REHAB CENTER. IT'S THE THIRD ONE SHE'S BEEN IN IN A YEAR AND A HALF. SEE, WHEN SARAH AND I FIRST FOUND OUT THAT SHE HAD THIS PROBLEM WE SAT HER DOWN AND TALKED TO HER. WE TOLD HER THAT WE LOVED...
AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I GOT A PHONE CALL. "DADDY? "PLEASE, CAN I COME HOME? COME GET ME." SHE WAS LIVING WITH A BOY I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IN A FILTHY APARTMENT! I FOUND HER CURLED UP ON A MATTRESS IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. WHEN I PICKED HER UP, SHE WENT LIMP IN MY ARMS JUST LIKE WHEN SHE WAS A LITTLE BABY A...
NOT KNOWING IF SHE'S ALIVE OR DEAD. LOOK, CLIFF THIS IS KILLING ME. IT'S KILLING HER MOTHER. AND IT'S RIPPING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT DID YOU DO? HOW DID YOU KEEP IT FROM YOUR KIDS? I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW THAT... CLAIR AND I DO THE SAME THING THAT YOU AND SARAH HAVE DONE. AND IT'S JUST LUCK. I DON'T KNO...
THAT'S ABOUT THE FIRST TIME A MOREHOUSE MAN HAS HAD NOTHING TO SAY. OR CAME TO A HILLMAN MAN FOR ADVICE. COME ON. NO, PLEASE... THERE YOU ARE. BUT NOW YOUR TEA IS COLD. OH, CLAIR, I'M SORRY. I WAS DOWNSTAIRS BENDING CLIFF'S EAR. I CAN WARM IT UP. OH, NO, THANK YOU. I'VE REALLY GOT TO BE GOING. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. Y...
HEY, MR. HUXTABLE. HELLO, WALTER. FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? YEP, WE'RE FINISHED. ALREADY? WE'RE WRITING A RAP FOR SPEECH CLASS. WANT TO HEAR? SURE. IT'S KIND OF ROUGH, BUT YOU'LL GET THE IDEA. * LIFE'S A PARTY * * LIFE'S A GAME * * LISTEN TO US * * AND YOU WON'T BE THE SAME * * WE'RE FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY * * LUNCHING ON ...
HEY, MOM. HMM? I KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS. WHAT? A USED TEABAG-HOLDER. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. I'M SERIOUS. WHEN YOU MAKE A CUP OF TEA WHERE DO YOU PUT THE TEABAG? LISTEN, LITTLE MISS KNOW-IT-ALL WHATEVER THIS IS THAT YOU MADE IT'S OKAY, IT'S CRAFT. I LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. BUT THIS, MY DEAR, IS HIGH ART. I...
OH, YEAH? WELL, IT'S A LONG WAY TO VENUS. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU THIS EVENING. WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? I WAS JUST LAUGHING, YOU KNOW- HO-HO, HEE-HEE. I'M DOOMED. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? YOU DIDN'T FIND YOUR PAPER? I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. YOU DID? RUDY WAS NO HELP? SHE FOUND YOUR FOUNTAIN PEN. GOOD. A KEY CHAIN,...
TALKING ON THE PHONE- "HELLO, HE SAID THAT SHE SAID WHAT DID SHE SAID... "NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. HE SAID THAT SHE SAID... " DAD. WHAT DID YOU DO NEXT? I GOT HUNGRY. YOU GOT HUNGRY. YOU HUNG UP... NO! I GOT SOME POTATO CHIPS. POTATO CHIPS BACK HERE. "NO, CALL ME BACK. YOU TELL HIM WHO SAID, WE SAID, WE ALL SAID... " AND...
WHAT WE HAVE. MY PAPER! I FOUND IT! I FOUND MY PAPER! SHOULD I PUT IT IN THE OVEN TO THAW? NO! IT WAS IN THE FREEZER. THANKS, MOM. THANKS, DAD. HOW'S IT GOING? WE'RE FINISHED. I THINK WE DID PRETTY WELL. WE'LL BE THE JUDGES OF THAT. OKAY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT. OKAY, YOU READY? MM-HMM. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY THE ROACH... AND...
* LIFE AIN'T A PIECE OF CAKE * * WHETHER YOU WIN BIG OR LOSE REAL BAD * * SLEEP IN THE BED YOU MAKE * * THIS IS YOUR LIFE TO DO SOMETHING WITH * * DON'T BE TOO SCARED TO COMPETE * * DON'T STAND AROUND LOSING GROUND * * OR YOU'LL END UP ON THE STREET * * YOU GOT TO KEEP BURNING THAT MIDNIGHT OIL * * THE FACT THAT * * YO...
Don"T snatch my honour from me. All of you leave. L"ll protect This Place. You, Khaled? You want To stay back alone here and embrace death? L"ve a Plan. Lf you permit... - Go ahead. While leaving, people have Taken away every drop of water. The main Tank is absolutely empty. L"ll fill that main Tank with petrol... The...
only if The almighty had given This discomfort To men. Don"T call iT discomfort. rather, call iT a blessing from Allah. Ayesha, stop! Don"T worry, lieutenant. LT"s an ordinary wound. LT"ll heal soon. Do you recognise me? L"m Rasooli Al-Jabbar Nasser. My right, my rule has been snatched away from me... and handed over ...
L"m going To my wife"s tent. LT"s Possible that L might give you a good news upon my return. what say, Rashid? Ls The Ldd moon visible? No. The sky is covered with stormy clouds. that"s why The moon is not visible. L should be informed as soon as The moon is visible. All right. Please come. You won"T have To kill The...
Infants are speechless. And corpses don"T speak. Give him To me. This is what Allah wishes. Have you understood? - Yes. LT is all Allah"s wish. Make The announcement that a son has been born To Rasool. L will affectionately call him sultan! Have patience, Khaled. LT was Allah"s wish. The death of my wife has been cause...
You never gave me an opportunity To complain. but a secret is a very dangerous Thing. just like a corpse cannoT be buried in Two coffins... similarly, one secret cannoT live in Two hearts. So iT"s better To Pierce open one of The hearts. Don"T worry. Your entire family will be looked after completely. Goodbye, Jubeida!...
congratulations. Today, both my sulTanaTe, as well as General Khaled"s son... both have come into existence simultaneously. So, General Khaled"s son is not just his son... buT The son of The sultanate Too. The sultanate is responsible for everything about Khaled"s son. L make The announcement Today that all his educati...
Bravo, my sultan! Bravo! o papa! Around The same Time, There was a storm... and Khaled didn"T know that his own blood...his own son... was his most Powerful enemy. There"s a message for you from abroad. "mother has Passed away" "We are awaiting you. Sameer" o almighty! Such a hard test! Dear Sameer... By extending Ra...
Nobody knows. that Trunk is like The royal arsenal. cartridges inside The guns. Nobody knows. Lf you are fortunate enough... inside that Trunk, 100 guns and 1000 cartridges are sure To be found. Nobody knows. You know my Price. My money. L"ll Take The weapons with one hand. And Pay The amount with another hand. but L e...
They are both friends! Do you both know each other? - Know each other? We are both childhood friends. Fool! You should consider The circumstances. You should meet me decently and in a proper way. The man who was To have given me a Trunk full of guns has run away. He ran away? Why? Looking at your behaviour, he though...
It's okay to operate here, but don't forget to pay us our cut. - Show us some respect. - Those are your rules. I'm not a yakuza. I'm not paying you anything. But you're acting like a yakuza. So let the police arrest me, but I don't have to listen to your bullshit. You're dead, asshole! Don't say such stupid things. You...
Marakawa Productions. It's for you, sir. Katagiri speaking. - Tanaka can drive, can't he? - Yes, he can. - You know the mah-jong parlor? - Yes. - Go there and wait for me. - Got it. You can't? Don't bullshit me! I'll cut off your balls! We're loan sharks with a reputation to maintain! Don't fuck with us! Ken, I'm think...
That's how you earned your turf. Business is booming, isn't it? Show the boss some appreciation. Only if you go with me, Takahashi. You know my job. I gotta take care of the boss, the syndicate operation. - I can't deal with a local issue. - How about my turf? - You have a good lieutenant. - Think about it, will you? I...
Please, be reasonable. How much do you want? Sorry, too late. How long can he stay underwater? A couple of minutes, I guess. - Let's try two minutes. - Dunk him. Mr. Murakawa, please, don't kill me. - Check him. - Upward. Mr. Murakawa! Still breathing, huh? Please, stop. - Try three minutes. - Sink the man. Stop it, pl...
Hello, sir. Okumura, sir. Hirose, sir. Itoh, sir. I'll have my men join you guys later. You'd be happy if I dropped dead, right? Sure. I'd feel safe pissing again. Tell us who you are. Maeda, sir. Ohno, sir. Tsuda, sir. Why are you here? Mr. Takahashi says you can take me to Okinawa. Fuck, they look green. This is no ...
We haven't used this office for quite a while. It's not clean but you won't be staying for long, so I guess it's okay. The restroom is over there. - Ryoji, bring the pieces. - Sure. I don't think you need these, but in case you feel lonely, take your pick. We kicked some butt faces and conned these. What does this mean...
Mr. Uyeji will take us out. What part of Tokyo are you from? Nakano. Then you know Tommy's by the station? Never heard of it. - It's a popular hang-out. - I told you, didn't I? Smoke? What's that? Marijuana. That's not my thing. - You feeling okay? - I'm okay. Got cigarettes? Let's split into groups from now on. And se...
He's a gang rider. You don't have any decent friends? Somebody famous in high school baseball or something. More beer. Hi, how are you? Come on in. This is my brother's house but he lives in Osaka now. So nobody should bother us. I'll call Tokyo from the market. Call about what? We hang low and check out the situation....
- It's the last chamber. Right. So paper, stone and scissors. So you lost. Don't do that! Please! I don't believe this. It was empty. He's a fake! Watch out, blabbermouth! And you were shitting in your pants. Don't just sit there. Dance with me. Some other time. You've been there all the time? You are a pervert, aren...
- Still talking about the truce. I just don't understand him. Here's some clothes. Nothing fancy, though. Thanks. Call me when you need me. Just a second. Hand this to Marino at Bar Chez Nous, will you? What's this? A present. - I'm not your messenger boy. - Just do me a favor, will you? There are many more over here. ...
Who was it? My Dad. Why? He wouldn't let me fuck. Take the front seat. How can you miss this wide road? There was a snake crossing. You don't have a driver's license, do you? - She was driving. - It's not true. Give it a push. You sure you can make it back in one piece? I'm sure. You gotta pay for the gas. Come over he...
Otherwise we can't take a bath. You can wait for the rain. Where's the boss? He went fishing with the broad. She's here again? I guess she's in love. You don't like the shirt anymore? None of your business, asshole! It's great not to be afraid of shooting people. Not afraid of killing people means not being afraid of k...
What the fuck is this? Ready? Action! No good. You gotta come out slowly. Once more. Action! Listen. Do you call that dancing? You gotta enjoy yourself! I'll dance with you. I want to talk to Takahashi. He's always out. He'd better be there next time. Understand? What happened to the change? Did you put money in? I'm ...
Then I should go instead. Your boss aid, Takahashi, came to see me yesterday. He's been finalizing the truce with the Anan clan. It's good news. On one condition. Anan wants us to disband. What was your answer? My answer to them? I told them to fuck off. But you know Uyeji. I'm thinking of retiring. I want you to take ...
You're fucking impressive too. It's over for Takahashi. He's ready to go all the way. Will you? Yes? Is Mr. Takahashi here? I'm Takahashi. Sorry, wrong number. Yeah, he wouldn't register in his own name. Takahashi. I swear. I know nothing. Our boss always wanted Anan to become our partner. He had to get rid of Nakamat...
You'll be here? Maybe. - Can I shoot? - Go ahead. Take me with you. No way. You had enough, didn't you? Yeah. Fuck. In 10 minutes, the lights go out. Fill the car up on your way back. You can operate here, but remember to pay dues to us. Show some respect. I'm not a "yakuza". I'm not paying you anything. But you act l...
It's the old man. Hello yes... Today? Okay. How are you, sir? I thought you'd decided to go back home? The cafe needed a waiter so, I thought I'd stay a bit longer. Act like a waiter then. Okay, sir. If you muck me about, you'll pay for it. Sorry, sir. Murakawa Productions. Kashimoto for you, sir. Katagiri speaking. - ...
I hear they're doing well. His patch is booming, thanks to the new underground line. Our business is lousy. This trip may change our fortunes. So handle it carefully. The Nakamatsu clan of Okinawa, is at war with the Anan clan. They're begging us for help. So we must send some soldiers down there. Would you fly down th...
You may join us now. Well...? What...? What's going on? Over there... Aren't we naughty ? Mr. Murakawa, please, listen... Shut up, punk! Let's be reasonable... ...how much do you want? Too late. How long can he stay under? Two or three minutes, I imagine. So let's try two minutes. Go ahead! Mr. Murawaka please don't ki...
Oh, yes. Oh, we've killed him but never mind. Deal with it! My name is Sakai, sir. Okumura. Hirose. Itoh. My men will join you guys. You'd like to see me dead? Sure. I'd feel safer having a piss. Introduce yourselves. Maeda, sir. Ohno. Tsuda. Why are you here? Mr. Takahashi says you can take me to Okinawa. They look ...
My belly still hurts from when you stabbed me. I don't believe my eyes. It's quite some time since we used this office. You won't be here long so, I hope you don't mind the disorder. The toilet's over there... Ryoji, bring the tools. In case you might become lonely, take your pick. We took these off some Americans. Wha...
Which part of Tokyo you from? Nakano. Then you know 'Tommy's, by the station? Never heard of it. - It's a popular place. - Do you listen? Smoke? What's that? Marijuana. No. I'm not into that. - You all right? - Fine. ...Got any cigarettes? We'll reassemble and split into smaller units. Whoever wants to go home can go ...
Someone famous, in baseball or something? Another beer. - Hi, good evening. - Good evening. All clear. It's my brothers house. He's in Osaka now. No one will bother us. I'll call Tokyo. About what? Just lie low and keep a check on things out here. - Nothing but beer and sake? - No. You better aim straight. At the can...
- It's the last chamber.... Stone, paper, scissors... You lost that time. No! Don't! I don't believe it It was empty. Your boss is a weirdo. Watch your mouth! And you were shit scared. Don't just sit there, dance with me. No, some other time. You've watched it all? Are you a pervert? You enjoyed it? Answer me! You're ...
Thanks. Call whenever you need me. Just a minute! Give these to Marimo at 'Bar Chez-Nous', will you ? What is it? A present. - I'm not your errand boy. - Please, do me a favour. There's plenty more over here... I won. Let's fight with this. - What's that? - Mai-no-umi. So, you like flashy shirts then? - Doesn't it suit...
He wouldn't let me screw girls! Get in the front. How could you run off such a wide road? A snake was crossing. You've no driving license, have you? - She was driving. - I wasn't. Push. Sure you'll make it back in one piece? Go. You must pay for the petrol. Watch out for holes. They're coming... Over here, quick! - Can...
Guess she's in love... Don't you like the shirt anymore? None of your business, idiot! It's great to be not afraid of shooting people. That must mean you're not afraid of killing yourself, right? You're tough. I love tough men. If I were tough, would I carry a gun? But you shoot with ease... Because I scare with ease....
Enter slowly... Start again. Ready... Action! Call that dancing? You must enjoy yourself. I'll dance with you. Is Takahashi there? He's always "out". He better be in next time. What about the change? Did you put money in? What do you take me for ! Of course I put money in. Is it a telephone or piggy-bank? I can kill yo...
Anan wants us to disband. What's your response? I can't do that. I'll fight to the end. Uyeji I will retire. She's expecting a baby, and I'm getting old. You take over my patch and the affairs. Choose whether to fight or disband. Do as you must. Did Takahashi say anything about us? For the time being the Murakawa clan...
Must be a mistake. He wouldn't register under his own name. Takahashi! I swear I know nothing. The boss always wanted Anan to become his partner. But before that, he had to get rid of Nakamatsu. The squabble was the ideal excuse to eliminate Nakamatsu. So, why expel me ? Your patch is booming, he's greedy and wanted a ...
It's OK for you to operate here, but don't forget to pay us our share. It doesn't look good otherwise. Those are your rules. I'm not a Yakuza, so I don't have to pay you anything. But you're acting like a Yakuza. So let the police arrest me, but don't make me listen to your bullshit. You're dead, arsehole. You're the ...
Sorry, sir. Off you go. Murakawa Media. It's for you, sir. It's Kishimoto. Good morning. Katagiri speaking. Wait until October? - Tanaka can drive, can't he? - Yes, he can. You know the mah jong parlour, right? Yes. We told you we need it by August. - Go there and wait. I'll let you know. - Understood. "You can't"? W...
The new underground means business on his patch is booming. Our area is lousy in comparison. Well, this new job might change our luck. So handle it carefully, OK? Nakamatsu's group in Okinawa has started a war against the Anan clan. They are begging for our help. So we've got to send some troops in. Murakawa, would you...
You're putting my life into his hands, Takashi. There's a call for you, Mr Murakawa. I'm going. Good night. Ladies, you may join us now. What d'you want? What's going on? Over there. You're evil, you know that? Mr Murakawa, can we talk? Fuck off. Please. Be reasonable. How much do you want? Sorry, too late. Mr Murakaw...
Stop it, please! Stop it, please! Mr Murakawa! There's something fishy about the Okinawa job, Boss. The old man says we need to put in an appearance and then they'll negotiate. Nothing's ever that simple. We lost three men in the Hokkaido job. It's over three minutes, isn't it? So it is. Hoist him up. Looks like he's ...
Fuck, are we meant to work with this bunch of kids? - This is no kiddie's picnic! - Shut your fucking mouth! What's going on? I told you I quit using that stuff. Welcome to Okinawa, gentlemen. We'll take you to our office, now. Have some rest and the Boss will take you out to dinner, later. Hi, my name's Ryoji. I have ...
I suppose we ought to return their greeting. Here I go. Well that was impressive. The fucking Yank sold me a dud again. Now what? It all started out with an idiot from our group shooting an Anan man. It's nothing serious, though. The other man didn't even die. So we didn't need any help. But your old man insisted on se...
- Are you feeling OK? - I'm fine. Got a cigarette? Boss, we'd better split up into smaller groups from now on. And let anyone who wants to go, go back to Tokyo. They're not playing games here. Good evening. Wouldn't you be more comfortable in a booth? We're fine here. - What would you like? - Beer. I'll call some hoste...
This is my brother's house, but he moved to Osaka last month. Nobody should bother us here. I'll call Tokyo from the shop. Call about what? Just to tell them we're going to hang out here and see how things develop. Beer and sake, nothing else? No. You'd better shoot straight. Aim at the can. You almost got me, dickhead...
Me? Don't do it, please! What's the idea? It was empty all along. What's his problem? Watch your mouth, arsehole. I could see you were shitting yourself. Something funny? Dance with me. Some other time. Hey! You've been watching us all the time? You pervert! Like watching others fuck? Answer me, arsehole. You're dead. ...
Here're some fresh clothes. Nothing fancy, though. Thanks. Call me when you need me. Just a second. Would you mind handing this to Marimo at the bar 'Chez moi'? What is it? Just a present. I'm not your messenger boy. Just do it as a favour, will you? There's some more clothes over here. I won! OK then, here comes my fa...
Why? He wouldn't let me fuck. You sit in front. How can you crash on such a wide road? A snake shot out. You don't have a driving licence, do you? Shut up. She was driving. That's not true. Give it a push. Are you sure you can make it back in one piece? I'm sure. Remember to fill it up - with your own money. Watch out...
Where's that water? This is the last of it... How are we meant to take a bath? Just wait until it rains. Where's the Boss? He went fishing. With that bird. She's here again? I guess she's in love. Don't you like that shirt anymore? None of your damn business, arsehole! Sorry. It's great not to be afraid of shooting pe...
It's raining! Thank God! Get the shampoo! It's great not to be afraid of showing your tits! That's all? What the fuck do we do now? Ready? Action! No good. You've got to come out slowly. Once more. Action! What are you playing at? Call that dancing? You've got to enjoy yourself! I'll dance with you. Once more! I wan...
Who's using a gun? That's over the top. Stop shooting at us! - Where's Mr Murakawa? - He's gone off again. - My boss wants to see him now. - About what? - Maybe about the truce. - I'll go then. Your boss's aide, Takahashi, came to see me yesterday. He's been finalising the truce with the Anan clan. That's good news. Th...
- I'll tell you when to throw, OK? - OK. Aim over here, OK? Ready? Now! Shit! No more bullets! You're fucking impressive too! We'll squeeze Takahashi until he squeals. The Boss has got no options left anyway. You go in front, Mr Uechi. Yes? Is Mr Takahashi there? My name's Takashi... Sorry, wrong room. Should have kn...
How are we meant to get back now you've destroyed our car? Sorry. Who are you? Sorry I got lost. Are you coming back? Maybe... You'll be here? Maybe... Can I have a go with it? Go ahead. I'm going with you. Forget it... You're going straight soon. I guess so. Fuck you. In ten minutes, the lights go out. Remember to fi...
Recording: Senji Horiuchi Assistant Director: Torishiro Tenma Cast: "Beat" Takeshi Aya Kokumai Tetsu Watanabe Masanobu Katsumura Susumu Terashima Ren Osugi Planning assistance: Office Kitano lnc. Production assistance: Right Vision Co. Ltd. Right Vision Entertainment Co. Ltd Directed by Takeshi Kitano Get up. Hur...
You're having a baby. I think I'm going to be sick. Hilary, sweetie, come here. Having a baby is very spiritual. This is my last baby and I am never going to experience this miracle again. Here comes another contraction. Why, that wasn't so bad. Hilary, honey, don't be so dramatic. My hand. All right, it's cool. Everyt...
To think I was once inside of a woman's body. I find that hard to believe. I think we all do, Carlton. Hi, Mom. Mom! Mom, you're still pregnant. You think? - I can't do this anymore. - Look, me neither. I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night... by a naked man running around the house. I'm sorry, I thought ...
Bring it to the laundry room. I'll be sitting on the dryer. Poor Mom. Poor Mom? Poor me. I saw Uncle Phil naked. And he was running. What can I get for you, madam? Geoffrey, I've got a proposition for you. Perhaps if we were both younger, and I didn't work for you. Not that kind of proposition, Geoffrey. I will give y...
- I'm sick of this. - Look at you. No more, y'all, come on. No more. - Will, why are you crying? - I don't know, man. Wait a minute, where's Helen? She couldn't come. She had to go to court with Lester. Well, I thought the divorce was final months ago. That's right and everything was going so well... until she saw Les...
Please. Diva needs to get her butt out of Bel-Air a little more often. If it get any bigger, it'll be in and out of Bel-Air at the same time. Oh, my goodness. All right, come on, y'all. This ain't easy on Aunt Viv. I mean, the baby is a week late. All right, that bell is mine. Who's with me? All right, Hilary, you ac...
If anything happens, Mr. Banks has Master William's beeper. And I'm sure your sisters will be back from the salon any minute. Hilary, this is great. I really needed this. I know, and some electrolysis wouldn't hurt you, either. This could get ugly. We're family. Aren't you guys finished yet? Carlton, Aunt Vy is getti...
It's for me, it's Carla. 402436, that's no phone number. No, Uncle Phil, that's 40, 24, 36. Shut up. Excuse me, sir, would you mind putting out that cigarette? It's a free country. That's right, it certainly is... but it's against the law to smoke cigarettes in elevators. That's right, boy, this is a New Jack City. You...
I'm having a baby! Something must be wrong. I've beeped him twice and he still hasn't answered. My hand! I'd better try the beauty salon. So, while she's been stepping out on him... he's been having an affair with her sister. But she works here so keep it quiet. - Okay. - What? Black Beauty, how can I help you? Y eah, ...
Don't worry, Mom, I'll get you there. Ashley, you can't drive. Grow up. I've been taking the car since I was 12. Come on. How much longer before somebody gets us out of here? My wife's having a baby. - She ain't in there with you, is she? - No. - Good, 'cause I'm going on a break. - What? Just kidding, a little eleva...
No, Will. Calm down. No. Calm down, now. Now, I trained as a lawyer for many years. I was trained in the art of negotiation, okay? Observe. Sir, give me that damn phone... or I'm gonna rip your liver out and eat it raw. That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack. Yes, sir. Yes, Mr. Banks. Mrs. Banks should be ar...
No phone privileges for a week. Don't worry, Geoffrey, we're on our way. Vivian's having the baby. We've got to get out of here. - Finally. I'll go get Carlton. - Come on, Hilary. I can't go into a hospital looking like this. The place is full of doctors. Hilary, please don't tell me you're that superficial. Well, it ...
Do you have any mascara? Where is the woman that did this to you? Down the hall. - Let's go. - Come on. She's down here. Vivian, we got here as soon as we could. You doing okay, baby? She's fine. I took care of things. All right, look, I appreciate that you're a close family... but you all can't be in here. - I'll go...
That's a stupid name. Why don't we name him after Daddy? Eli. - Great. - No, over my dead body. - Let's name him Rufus. - How about Brock? Shazam! Smile. Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Wilma! - I swear, if'n you don't learn to share this honey... I'm gonna give you a real whuppin: Now go on! - Is the doctor in? - N...
He's the one with the learning'. He went to school at Oxford. - Jethro. - Yes, Ma? Did you fix those bare-as-bones brakes like I told you? Of course. I pulled 'em off yesterday. The new ones are comin' in the mail next week. - Jethro! - Howdy, Granny. Oh! You dadblamed simpleminded yahoo! Your crack-bucket head's empt...
Paradise is someplace like... Beverly Hills, Californy. - They got swimming'pools. - Mm-hmm. - And movie stars. - And smog. What's a smog? I reckon it's a small hog. Now, if you're not gonna think about yourself, think about your daughter. You need to get remarried, jed, and she needs a ma... someone to teach her woman...
- Elly May Clampett. Well, that's it. I've made my decision. For the good of this here family... I'm a-movin' us to Beverly Hills. Now, don't you worry, Elly May. - We gonna take good care of your critters for ya. - Okay, Sam. I know you will. Oh, Ma! What's all this I hear about you not wantin' to go to Californy? I ...
Has escrow closed on the Clampett estate? Yes, chief. With an offer of 22 million in cash, it closed swiftly. And I must say, it is inspirational... how you happened to find a place for the Clampetts right next-door to your own. Hathaway, the people who lived there... were my best friends and neighbors for over 20 yea...
I have heard that you are quite excited about the arrival of the Clampetts. I think that you and I, together... can fully exploit the potential of the Clampett financial portfolio. Hmm. You and I. The two of us. I've already taken the liberty of drawing up the power of attorney papers. - Have you now? - So I can write ...
Go! Go, go! Margaret! Morgan, come in here a minute, please. Hi. I'm Doug Llewelyn, and welcome to the People's Court. Where is your mother? She's changing. That would be too much to hope for. - Oh. - Milburn, I'm sorry. I have to cancel our lunch. - What? - I have to spend more quality time with Babette. Margaret, ...
I want you to show her around. - Just be her friend. - Oh, man. You wanna pay me to hang out with her? She must be a major bowwow. Son. Morgan. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Now picture this. I cut off your allowance... Cancel your credit cards... And delete you from my will. Now, how do you see your future? Grilli...
- Promises, promises. Sweetie, we will. J.D. Clampett, the billionaire, just opened up an account at the bank. Who is this Clampett guy? If he's so rich, how come I've never heard of him? Baby cakes, this guy's got more money than he knows what to do with. Now, that's a problem I think we can help him with. Stop the ca...
Whee doggies! The whole place looks brand-new. Hey, UncleJed, there's a whole 'nother house up here. This is a big ol'house. Why do you reckon they got two sets of steps? That's easy. One's for goin' up. The other's for goin' down. Oh. What a pretty critter. Hello, police? This is Miss Jane Hathaway. I wish to report t...
Go.! I need three men over there on the south side.! Attention, inside.! You're surrounded.! Drop your weapons and file out one at a time.! - Don't shoot! Oh! They've taken me hostage! - Attention, inside.! Drop your weapons and file out one at a time! This is the Beverly Hills Police Department. Told you this warn't...
The reputation of Milburn Drysdale is at stake. Would everyone turn to the right, please. Huh.! Hmm.! Pathetic. Now we have, starting on the left, a Jedediah Clampett. - Then, next to him, his daughter, Elly May. - Huh? And a Daisy Mae Moses, a. k. a. "Granny. " And a nephew, jethro Bodine. And some woman involved in...
Please, gentlemen. Oh. Oh, thank you. Don't trouble yourselves. Oh, I'm... Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, thank... No. So, then everything is fine? Mr. Clampett, please don't take your money from my bank. I'll do anything you want. I'll contribute to charities, anything. I'll eat mud. That won't be necessary. A...
We'll be there. - It'll give me the opportunity to swap recipes with your wife. Oh, she'd love that. Here you go. - What-What are you doing? - We're just payin' our respects. - You... - Oh. Oh. Oh, no. This is a limousine. You'll be going home in this. You take this, and I'll follow you in my Rolls-Royce. - There you ...
- She thinks she's talkin' to somebody. Ain't even a cord there. Like real estate, bonds, securities. Whatever it is he wants, it's his. Mr. Drysdale wants you to know that the bank is ready to help in any way that it can. There's one reason and one reason only I moved out here. I'm lookin' to get hitched. Chief, he sa...
Jethro, save some for our guests. Here you go, Unclejed. I think old Duke is sweet on your critter. She's not a critter. She's a champion French "Barbonet. " And her purebred puppies are gonna be worth $3,000 each. Uh, son, what, uh... What do you do? Don't know. What do you do? Oh, I'm just president of a bank. Wow. ...
- Oh, good Lord. - What is it? - Howdy, mister. - Hi. I'm Woodrow Tyler. - I'm here to seeJed Clampett. - Well, come on in. No, no. No. - Tyler. Well, what brings you here? - Sir, hello. We took up a collection to buy these beautiful flowers for our newest clients. Welcome to Beverly Hills. Well, thank you, sonny. T...
Well, I went to finishing school in France. No one understands refinement and sophistication better than the French. Hmm. Do you think we ought to move ourselves to France? - Yes, I do. - No, you don't. No, she doesn't. Actually, you can find a good French tutor that'll come right to your home. I don't wanna change. ...
Aw, Pa. Every time I look into your eyes... I can see your ma there. Was my ma refined? Oh, yes. She was a real genteel lady. I miss her so much... even now. I wanna be just like my ma was. I reckon I do need somebody to teach me the ways. Yeah, reckon you do. And now I got the means to make that happen. Tyler, don't y...
My name is Laurette Voleur... and I am a... French governess. Well, come on in, ma'am. Bonjour. I am going door-to-door... to see if anyone needs my services. - My business card. - "Mademoiselle. " "Mademoiselle... " - Sorry, ma'am. I don't think so. - Are you sure? - Yep. - There is not a young woman in the house... ...
Oh. Here, Rascal. Yeah. You like swimmin' in this cement pond, don't you? You like it too, Frankie? Takin'that duck for a swim? And over here by the cement pond is my daughter Elly. Elly, say hello to Miss Laurette. - Howdy, Miss Laurette. - Bonjour, Elly May. It is such a pleasure to meet you. I was thinkin', every da...