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Thanks!
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FYI it isn't accurate for earnings. Your option will be worth about $1900-$2000 |
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Haven't had a problem yet and i like free options.. still use etrade for shorting and long term positions
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Why not Tastytrade? |
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Welcome to startups. Ego’s to the moon.
Fucking idiots.
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it's just profit taking AH with the strong run-up, including the one today.
if you don't have calls expiring aug 17 like me, you're probably golden. i tried to sell most today but was being stubborn and only got rid of half.
i'm sure... |
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O'Shaughnessy? I dunno, that's a pretty fucking weird name.
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Dudes got a great podcast look it up. Invest like the best, it’s on Spotify I think |
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Yes :/
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I picked up a few cheap Jan ones on the false handle of the cup and handle (wasnt thinking itd break out but so cheap).
But I can see the “All” chart on the calls |
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how far out tho
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I bought some like yesterday for next week with a 1882 strike price... The break even was like a 1% gain and amazons been going up .5%-1% like every day, So as long as theres no red days ill be eattin hella tendies |
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'In April 2018, Omeros reported new results in patients with HSCT-TMA from the ongoing OMS721 Phase 2 study. The analysis of 100-day mortality, an important endpoint previously used as an approval endpoint in another condition related to HSCT, showed that OMS721-treated patients had improved survival relative to... |
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If it hits 1920 I’ll bust a fat nut... I’m nervous with all this red talk around here, pisses me off
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My math says we can hit $1923 |
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trigger secured
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Tendies were dropped. |
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That didn't help in February :(
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Black swan events are special cases. Besides had you held on you're now in ATH territory. But this sub buys FD's so rip |
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(((Funding Secured)))
Except in this case, it might actually be the Saudis.
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Saudis cant do it. It wont pass CFIUS as it involves battery technology and cross research R and D with SpaceX. This is cooked, its chap 11 from here. |
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8/24 expiration you still have time lad
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I hope so. My bet is it's going to go straight sideways. |
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Oh man, idk I like them long term. This stock moves 5% a day I don’t know how to handle weeklies sorry
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>assuming he wasn't holding weeklies
What do you think this is, r/personalfinance? |
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No
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Ouchh |
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That's because you're poor
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And you’ll be poor very soon |
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valid reason? for $TSLA? what are you, retarded?
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I have a learning disability please be patient |
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You know how to troll an Idahoan, sir. Eat my balls 🤣
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Eating balls is pretty commonplace up there as well I hear. Have fun you two!
ITT: put spreads? |
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If you're an avid movie goer, how isn't it a decent deal? Basically $10 to see 3 movies in a month. Better than paying $30+ to see the same 3 movies.
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because I cant watch new releases — which is the only reason I would go. Most new ones have a two week black out now. |
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'How much are the oil companies paying you?'
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Yeah because you know Ford and gm share all he money they make with them, that's the dumbist shit you could reply. Like how much is Edison electric paying you. |
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If I did you'd probably spend it on food
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4 the gainz |
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damn this is a whole new level of retarded
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are you new to WSB? |
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Still down about 15k
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Your in the right side this is bullshit there aint no buyer the board is going to review the 'offer' and then vote against it |
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Robinhood
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No it's fortnite. What universe are you living in? |
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CMG has a PE or 40. God. Damn. 40. A fucking restaurant chain.
I would love, love to see the day MU has a PE of just 8.
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WING has 60+ if I’m not mistaken. Obviously because of the growth angle, but damn it’s got expensive. Glad I made a few k off it in the last couple months. |
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Tesla is pocket change to trillion dollar corporations.
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So Apple then? |
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Yea but when you wear them I automatically assume you're poor and have zero taste in aesthetic. Is the tradeoff worth it? Even the hippies that walk around barefoot get more respect than ppl who wear these.
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You've clearly never been to Kansas. There are plenty of people who are unashamed about being poo... |
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People were ragging on it but damn straight they give out pizza to keep the fatties coming back
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Nothing like paying 20 dollars a month for a couple of cold pizza slices once a week! |
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hold *and also average down
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YES BUT WHAT IF I ALREADY DID |
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please fuck off, this is not a DD post. This is for discussion on ongoing events. I will post my position when I do a DD.
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That bad eh? |
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So Musk didnt have any authorization from Board when he disclosed 'funding secured'. I think this is over.
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You don't need board approval to take a company private
It's seeking information because once a company is 'in play' the board has certain legal duties (Revlon) |
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Still great top line momentum and I think the fortnite revenue is going to beat even Funko's expectations so I wouldn't sell at this point. Keep an eye on the secondary market. Once those prices soften the demand curve will start effecting profits.
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I have a $17.5 8/17 call, so.. we'll see. |
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Lol... You are out of your mind... What's the market cap valuation you think is fair?
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10x ps is insane considering how tiny cloue revs are |
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that one little put
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gotta hedge |
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I buy and own shares because elon ensures my financial security with his tweets
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SEC , here's the guy you're looking for. |
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I'm perfectly fine with my S&P funds in my Roth and 401k being $3.5mil by the time I retire(assuming 7% per year).
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wew lad 7% a year. |
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Herbalife 1/18/2019 $12.5 puts at 55k open interest
Tesla 9/21 $100 puts at 19k open interest
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AMD Jan 19 $2 puts at 50k open interest |
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I'll never short Tesla Papa Musk! I promise!
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He is a vengeful god |
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I sold when you posted this. I think I’m glad I did..
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Just check the price of the contract tomorrow at open to see how much it dropped; I bet it’s pretty significant |
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what is the bad news?
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Look at their p/e and compare it to MU |
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You have to understand, our trolls will be effective in Q4 2018.
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This dude fucks |
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I'm never buying options in a social media stock again, fucking brutal quarter all around
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You know you will. That FOMO will creep on your tender ass |
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Also figured there’d be an EOD selloff so couldn’t confidently swing. trade at these heights. All around a shitty situation but I stayed disciplined, and that is better long term.
Lots of people making money via this post so thats pretty cool. Got a bunch of inbox msg’s with thank you’s
Will be more o... |
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Never again this week?
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Never again today. |
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When the hell did you pick those up? Mine are only up 3%
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like i said. in january |
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2 shares means he isn’t getting a 25k+ signing bonus
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You also don’t get severance if you quit. |
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But the stock is only up 10% in the past week! Why isn't it up higher???!?!??!
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stock goes up stock goes down. you can't explain that |
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8/10 or 8/17? The fking gambling-ass, balls on you guys
calls or puts tomorrow? or both?
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I was ready to sell whether it moved up or down, that’s the trick. They were 8/10’s. I won’t trade an FD day of expiry, too risky. The Amazon puts still had a good bit of volume and open interest. I sold at $35... |
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Did you play it?
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Oh yeah, I sold it right at peak and I am sleeping good tonight! |
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Nice guy Trump giving us all discounts!
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Man, he shit-talked them and caused a tiny dip again the other day too, after which it immediately rebounded.
He's probably hanging out at his club with some friends, and one of them says 'Fuck, dude, AMZN is going to the moon and I'm not on the ship!'
T... |
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Hashtag testicle analysis
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fuck you |
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Get adi. From a product use standpoint, they are infintely better.
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I'll look into it but I really like the direction TXN is taking by focusing more on chips to be in the ever increasing about of smart appliances and consumer products, cars, fridges, etc. As our products become more connected to the inte... |
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lmao, I sold an amzn call and put it on green. Why are there so many poorfags wsb now?
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You’re not really in a position to talk shit right now. |
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Wow, very funny and quite original. On a scale of MU calls, I give that a $90 8/17 c.
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Wow theres actually open interest for $90C 8/17 wtf who buys these memes? |
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He is also supposed to retain his own personal counsel, this is getting good *popcorn time*
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born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the universe
born just in time to watch this total clusterfuck go down |
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I have no clue how to read this
what do the magic lines say is going to happen tomorrow?
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Weekly candles. Amazon has basically ended higher each week except back in March/April where it had four red weeks in a row. Basically sell put spreads. |
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Doubling down harder. Taking out some cash advances, maxing my last lines of credit and trying to expiate deposits into my brokerage.
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Why? |
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True but again DRAM is still 10x faster at the moment so anything less than that at the moment would be a major downgrade. You'd need massive caches on the processor to make up for the slow XPoint hybrid storage. The computers would be moving like an early 2000s PC. Given the current cost per gb of XPoint it wou... |
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rooting for you my friend
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thx my dood |
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Dude, go check the financials on those mega tech companies. They're making $1M or more in revenue per engineer per year, you think that it's really that hard to squeeze a couple of pissant bonuses out of them here and there?
EDIT: My bad, for some reason I was assuming the dude is a computer programmer whe... |
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A stock crushes earnings but goes down? With expectations being super low and short interest very high?
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It’s very simple. Someone has been short covering last few days. That led someone with a big short position to cover today. After the earnings, seemed like a new big short position was opened. Don’t t... |
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You realize that MU IV percentile is like 2-3% right now? Couldn’t have asked for a worse time to sell premium. Not to bash your trade but had you waited a little you could’ve put on the same trade and collected way more $
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Nah man bash away. I've sold these over the last month so rly.....
Honestly I *... |
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Whoa whoa whoa, mine was $69k. Was I scammed?
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I can run your identity through my patented ScamCheck software for $14,000. I just need that and some full body nude shots for my algorithm to sufficiently locate all potential scams that may be affecting your life. |
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🤷♀️
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Username checks out. |
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*looks at amount of money lost to MU foolishness in the last three months plus the nearly $60k (original value, not current) I already have in MU*
I’m good, let us know how it goes.
Go look at Hynix and Samsung having lost over 2% right now today, investors are running headlong away from memory. It’s ... |
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Who are reading who would say that? Matt Levine who’s probably the most well read person on the street (and an ex lawyer and GS banker) had a large daily today basically saying how SEC lawyers would be foaming at the mount to get this case — and he’s right
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The Levin quote: 'I can’t think of a thing that... |
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\+ trying to rage trade myself out of selling my twtr calls too early this morning on a big dip
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Man you have five months and one solid ER to go..
fuck that’s two times my entire portfolio so don’t blame you for freaking out! |
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Yes I do. If he filed, it would have leaked by now.
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Wow, a filing meant to disseminate material information to the public would've leaked to the public?
Who can I trust these days? |
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Puts
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nah gonna jump up tomorrow, then next week will fizzle |
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Black swan events are special cases. Besides had you held on you're now in ATH territory. But this sub buys FD's so rip
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> Black swan events are special cases
I hope you don't think February was a black swan event..... |
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That is not the WSB way
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The WSB way would be to sell once a stock reaches meme status. |
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Dryship is the nickname I gave my girlfriends vagina
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Aka your hand |
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Ok, how about friendster. Or Craigslist?
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Zynga? Geocities? |
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Youd be very surprised
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Most people, actually. |
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So Elon must not be lying.
You either think this public company CEO who has a BA in Business Finance from Wharton is blatantly lying to be public and manipulating his stock... or assume all of this is true.
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It seems definitely misleading, considering there is no source saying anywhere that the boa... |
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YOLO
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You only lose once, unless you buy a thousand contracts then you lose a thousand times. |
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8/17
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F |
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Iffy. Amd and nvidia are equal mid tier 1060 and 580 but high end gpu nvidia has had a monopoly for a long ass time. I don’t remember the last time amd had some thing that beat the TI or Titan
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Fury X and 980Ti tied at high resolition gaming, 290x and 780Ti were close but the former was priced significan... |
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I don't think they are required to throw money away just because OP did.
That would be too easy to take advantage of.
Edit: if I'm wrong, let me know.
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Speaking from experience you can normally sell these back until the last day for .01 now I've never actually bought a thousand of them but I k... |
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okay this is not wsb quality advice but just take ur profit and run
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or you could hold through expiry, like that dude asked in today's daily discussion... |
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Was
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Wakanda forever |
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Robinhood isn’t a video game?
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Looks like a game to me. Big numbers going up and down all the time! |
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Tomorrow 9:30 am edt
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Huh? Business insider says it’s on Sep. 6th |
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Man, he shit-talked them and caused a tiny dip again the other day too, after which it immediately rebounded.
He's probably hanging out at his club with some friends, and one of them says 'Fuck, dude, AMZN is going to the moon and I'm not on the ship!'
Trump's like, 'Leave it to me, bro' and whips out ... |
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>TKC
Turkcell is the largest telecom operator in turkey. It's stock has fallen forever due to currency falling. Turkey itself is a fairly developed country that I thought won't collapse tomorrow.
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Like any other company in turkey they have a shitload of FOREIGN debt. If your currency loses 20% of... |
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You don't justify douche-ness, you just subscribe to r/wallstreetbets and keep coming back..
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[potato](brazzers.com) |
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Around 190k so this is definitely a good chunk of my portfolio
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okay at least you still have money :) |
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Drys is the company i learned my lesson from....
If you like dick, go to gay bars,.. its cheaper
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Drys will fuck u harder though |
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Can you post the full name of the book?
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Yeah, here you go:
https://www.manning.com/books/soft-skills
I think if you like videos, the dude who wrote it is actually kind of a YouTube diva, so you can get all the content for free in video form. The book was really good though, totally worth it I... |
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PER
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INO |
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Calls are the best plays but the IV is too high rn. Already got fucked by Snap.
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Yeah me too. I just got shares. |
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Try $350 a gram for shit grade on Australias east coast
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I don’t get who’s willing to pay that |
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Wasn't that guy Black ?
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I dunno man. I don't see color. |
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That’s valid. I’ve got a few open positions with them and they are killing me. Really hoping for a major bump at earnings so I can sell em.
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Why not just play the run up to earnings and sell? Very little risk for a small profit of potentially 100% on a call. |
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well, unless you were not being told by your brokerage to put up capital to cover your short position at a mark-up of 100% - 500% the closing price (was 28.19 at that time), and pay into daily hard to borrow fees which fluctuated between 150% to as high as 500%, you sure would have been 'right', except that your... |
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I read half a sentence and realized this guy is out of a job, never been laid, or has too much amphetamine on hand.
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or all of these at the same time. |
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I got them pretty cheap compared to the recent premiums so hopefully I’ll be fine.
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I'm down like 20 percent on mine fml |
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Check your account then bb
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shh bby is ok |
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If you thought their forward p/e was good yesterday, wait until you see it today
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Yeah, but just think of what it's gonna be tomorrow! |
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I have calls on VXX and UVXY about to send me to the moon, that's just TVIX you are looking at. and now its hitting $33.51, and you still got the aftermath of leaders tweet striking now!
it's just time I will come out positive on this. I may not have $6000 positive, but I will be happily green.
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... |
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Dont bother, it's going to $48 today.
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I didn't lol. Sold em. |
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