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Wait for closer to 65
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wym |
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Me too
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Same. I had to go check Twitter to see for myself. |
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With 150% IV
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Absolute minimum |
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Stop YOLOing FDs, put all your money in an Ally savings account, then buy a team in 527 years when you have enough.
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thats stupid just start an investment and raise 2 billion of other peoples money and boom, congrats youre now the proud owner of an nfl team
should take you a month or two tops... |
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in ToS you can send the option to a graph and view it on a timeline'd graph
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Thank You! what parameters would you use to see just price change? |
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Real talk though, are they applying Ligma principles?
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No one asked what Ligma meant ... |
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If you have to ask it's already too late
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Where do I need to buy my puts tomorrow? |
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Middle age.
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Youre cool as fuck |
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You only lose once, unless you buy a thousand contracts then you lose a thousand times.
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something something only a loss if you sell |
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i never said i was smart
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I'll be honest, those 9/14s keep calling my name... |
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How can stocks expire? Same stock will be available next day and so forth.
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options are an opportunity to buy a stock at a fixed price, that execute at a pre-determined date. Simply put, these can become worthless if the stock price is below the option price.
edit: Options trading is the trading of the... |
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The also have the hotdog costume so you can look extra cool when you inevitably jump off of a bridge as your puts expire worthless
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Maybe if you didn't pre-emptively buy the hotdog costume expecting your puts to fail they'd be doing worse on earnings reports. |
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saudi's found a way to fuck thousands of americans at one time
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build a wall. power it with oil. Call it the 'PowerWall'! |
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Because that's not how buy outs work. The buying company always has to pay a premium to acquire the shares. That's why stocks always go up in price when a buyout is announced.
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Yes, but this is not a buyout dude, that's when another company buys your stock publicly. And tell me why is this stock not trad... |
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His 'oh so edgy' football tweet got more likes than his dumb ass tariff talk so he doubled down on the foosball. Gotta keep throwing the red meat to his base.
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You're literally too retarded to understand how timestamps work. |
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Exactly. An actual recession hits you can forget about 5 PE and whatever else, MU going to $40 and options to zero.
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Agreed. Not even MU specific.
I’m just going out 5/6 months at the moment for most part. Leap premiums dont seem worth it to me pretty much across the board. |
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This is a legendary conversion.
Let me be in the picture.
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Have to do something while my calls get theta burn all day |
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This post will probably hynix, it but seems to be holding 51
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it probably won't go down on its own, but it will with shitty news like something from Trump's mouth or another analyst being dicks |
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Huh? I'm not the same person that was accused of bubble residence. This is directed at the claim that some atheists can be conservatives.
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So your defense is that you're some *other* dude making a point in a bubble?
There are more issues than just those two that can define whether someone is a con... |
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then horny Saudis will sell their position which is now 97%
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Is that market manipulation? |
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We imported 728 million worth of Turkish vehicles?
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Just one really sweet car |
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Liberalism =/= black people
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No one made that claim. What are you smoking? |
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Here? I bet no one can.
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Coming to wsb for investing knowledge is like going to a kindergarten for help with your thereotical physics paper. |
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DD: I bought a house this quarter and bought a shit ton of stuff from Home Depot
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I bought materials from lowes for my home projects, short home depot. |
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It's literally reading the order flow on the market to see where the major institutional investors/traders who actually control the direction are taking it. Go suck warren buffets wrinkly knob
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Kinky 😏 |
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Magic will help
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Pretty sure I saw this movie. Guaranteed zombie apocalypse. Long brains. |
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Is it too much of an imposition to ask you to explain that to an absolute layman?
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I believe it’s because the IV would spike dramatically in the event of a correction/crash and would make the option more expensive allowing you to sell it for more. He may have meant something else though. |
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Do you even algebra?
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Do you even linear? |
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How??? That piece of shi*. I've just signed up for it last week and the servers have been down every 3 days. I can't believe how unreliable it is. Really disappointing. Also saw tons of other business owners pissed off in Twitter.
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And even so TWTR can get up and SHOP is getting to where it was before ea... |
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Computers may not even exist by then
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Take all my karma bruh.
New wiz daddy right here. |
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Your fat finger put the e before h in “the”
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lets just accept that we're both fat |
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Still doesn’t solve the assembly problems they apparently have.
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Problem was solved some time ago with tents. |
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Why would you get murdered in Turkey? It's as stable as anywhere
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It will actually be much safer than in several notorious US cities:
https://www.numbeo.com/crime/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Turkey&country2=United+States&city1=Istanbul&city2=Detroit%2C+MI |
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U
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C |
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Hey! I’m a computer!
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Stop all the downloading |
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you mean like server market? where intel conceded they will lose ~~25~~ 15-20% to amd? where they stated they wont have a 10nm product in till 2020 giving amd a full year of no competition? its worse than that i assume, eveey quarter the predictions get worse and worse and timelines pushed further and further ba... |
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If we dont have a recession I believe AMD could be $30 by 1st Quarter of 2019
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Because? |
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Macy’s has been killing it. Been in since $24 and was pissed I didn’t notice it at 18 with a 7% dividend. My fair value calc has them at $80. Would be worth a play if IV wasn’t so high
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Sell some fuckin puts then |
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This aged poorly
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https://imgur.com/gallery/I1MWyo4 |
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I like TD as well, all the reps have to have brokers licenses before being allowed to answer calls. Thinkorswim is my favorite platform also
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Thinkorswim is great. Do you know if you can trade forex on thinkorswims mobile app? |
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Yes they are. Fiat and Chrysler merged in 2014
Search Fiat Viaggio.
Its identical to the Dodge Dart.
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Damn with that logic my neighbor must be loaded since his smart car is basically a Mercedes! |
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So three figures?
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To be fair, he probably started with 6 figures |
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Come again, it’ll also be much funnier since we are all walking like we constantly have buttplugs in our asses.
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:( such an awesome place getting fucked by crappy politics |
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Yah. Well any time you got a niche created organically and dominantly held you know it's a recipe for success. Like Mtch and ttd. I got one more in the bag which I'll post this weekend if you care.
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why weekend? isn't it friday now. The market is quite red and I'm so itchy to load up |
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TURKEY IS DEVALUING THEIR CURRENCY. DOUBLE THE TARIFFS AGAIN
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Fucking currency manipulators, tarriff the hell out of them. |
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Hope you did what you said and bought it, your down 20 percent if you did
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Nope over slept. Thank God |
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G
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G |
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Dad, is that you? He sent a text right after saying he would bump it up to that lol
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What? How? |
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CPI report too
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PPI was unchanged though, .2% below expectations |
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RIP LOL
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How big of a loss |
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Do you have any recommended picks? Is right now a good point to buy into the weed? I bought in at the highs in January and got out completely after seeing no traction in the last few months. How do you feel about Aprhia?
Outside of weed stuff, I'm curious what you'd consider getting into for future gr... |
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He played all 5 cards. And summoned gains.
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Go fish. |
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Turkey exports 13% of it's steel yearly to the US which is around 1 million metric ton steel.
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How much is that in terms of model-3s? |
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I am definitely better at picking football games than stock movement.
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Tell me your next stock pick I want to bet against you. |
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The one and only indicator of time to buy call.
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We just need Cramer to tell us to sell MU before we go balls deep |
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These would of been great as puts, you should try puts next time
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Then we would see, MCHP blows past all time highs! |
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I sold my puts at market open for 4-5% profit and switched to longer calls.
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Ouch |
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Qqq just had downside less then 2 weeks ago...
Trade war isn't doing shit. Investors don't care unless there's a real escalation.
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If you say so. Last I checked MU already took a bullet as it got caught in China's crosshairs. Im still bullish on MU and holding some hefty baggage, but it is getting r... |
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'Averaging down' on MU is like you get in line at Wendy's to get the premium tenders only to realize once you reach the register now you can only afford the nuggets McDonalds used to sell in the 1990s.
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Still edible tho |
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Not even sure if this is average any more it's advance down syndrome
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averging it down syndrome. I definitely have aids |
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They currently *are* manufacturing it a profit, and are coming along to the large numbers part. It just that shit takes time and wallstreet wants results NOW.
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Well yeah generally investors want a return. Kinda the nature of it all |
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Ha could be, I will say I’m surprised it’s showing so much strength today but we’ll see if it can carry through and stay above $50
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$46 puts |
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Idk what it would look like but if I were to come I'd bring a couple buckets of KFC tenders
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You seem like a pretty cool guy(?) wunderbreadv2 |
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Sounds like I should get some MU
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I picked up another 280 shares at 51.12 today, pretty happy with that...I think.
Couldn’t justify averaging down any further on my 60 and 70 strike Jan calls.
Fuckin MU. |
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My comment was not really about '$6.50'.
It's about investors saying: 'It'll never get to xyz'. Those are famous last words ;-)
You are always right, 99.9% of the time (especially with gimme options, as a writer), until that ONE time you get wiped out!!
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I remember some dude earlier this yea... |
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If you were in his shoes and wanted break even what plays would you make--*cough*
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Short TSLA |
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Yeah, finished a bit better than I expected. I was thinking about buying AAPL, but chickened out.
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I was too. I didn't have any more free cash for all the calls I bought for MSFT and AMD. Easy money. |
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Eli5 pls
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Big bomb go big boom |
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build a wall. power it with oil. Call it the 'PowerWall'!
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Or light it on fire! |
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Oh you sweet summer child
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Enlighten me Papi |
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Addicts and poor people.
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Hows that 4 banger poverty package? |
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Haha. It was you! I will definitely be using the do the opposite of WSB strat from now on. Thanks for the idea.
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It goes either way for me. I’m basically bullshitting my way through figuring out what options to buy and sell. But yeah Ruth seemed like an ok call, I should have held for a little longer tho... |
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So you're saying we get to charge the 20% and stuff doesn't get more expensive.... Holy fuck. That's like printing money.
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It will decrease export of US goods to Turkey so whether this a net positive for the US economy depends on the trade balance.
Turkey will simply do retaliatory tariffs though s... |
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YY has historically fallen after ER so I would stay away from calls personally. I'm holding shares in HUYA as I believe it'll grow in the long term
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No reason to stay away from calls, do an ITM calendar spread instead. |
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Have the turks ever apologized tor the whole genocide thing or are they still denying it?
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still denying it. They still blame the US for that Coup attempt that only benefitted Erdogan as well. |
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You won’t be for long
Hint: expiry
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They're 8/17, have another 5 days |
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Simpleton like yourself needs someone else to tell you what to do. Goldman Sachs analyst is just saying what has been known for months.
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Don't listen to that guy... I think there's a good chance AMD will touch $25 by end of Q2 2019. |
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Thank you for the explanation. I understand much better now. Do you have any books/articles you can recomend for these sorta things?
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If you want a good book about the fundamentals of investing, I'd recommend 'The Intelligent Investor,' by Benjamin Graham. Don't start with options, I don't want to go int... |
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Y |
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Saudis cant do it. It wont pass CFIUS as it involves battery technology and cross research R and D with SpaceX. This is cooked, its chap 11 from here.
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how the fuck are they going to build gigafactories offshore then? |
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Brkb 270c bruh are u even trying... just send me your money next time
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Dude I saw that and choked on my burnt downgraded tendies |
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I’m not sure. I can’t find copy of the complaint. None of the article I found name the lead plaintiff.
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einhorn |
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Your BMW 320i. |
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You're short shares at what price? and sold puts, so what's your profit band?
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Here's the whole position [https://imgur.com/a/w53uKyj](https://imgur.com/a/w53uKyj) |
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When the trader is in a margin call.
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HA |
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I know I don't need to say it but Jesus Fucking Christ that's what you're doing with the last of your cash?
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Now we know how he got to the last of his cash |
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How is roku better than an Alexa powered fire stick or box?
It can talk to all my other Alexa things. Amazon wins this.
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Long AMZn long Roku can't lose |
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down 11k total
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I think you will make a million |
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is that bad for $MU?
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Always |
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Puts or go fuck your mother.
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That’s the spirit! |
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I’m not your pal, friend
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I’m not your friend, mate! |
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Tasty Trade Beginners Series. Really helped me lose money on their platform.
https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trading-for-newbies/episodes/trading-for-newbies-intro-to-options-01-23-2018
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Can I just skip the reading and lose money? |
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Lmao your dumb ass is right where you belong
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Hey I started last week 300 to 320 leave me alone lmao |
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Fucking ban these Marketwatch cunts that keep posting pics of anything they see irl that’s minutely-related to a publicly-traded company.
We’re here for loss porn and haupt gifs god damn it
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Yo my guy I just posted 53k 99% loss porn the other day. You gotta let my dundler mifflin money flow in for ... |
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Micron gets like 76 percent of the from DRAM which is to remain tight though at least remainder of the year. Nand is struggling yeah but in theory elasticity should increase demand and they should have some nice cost/bit declines from the new layer
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And u base dram being tight through the year on what. L... |
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All euro cars have shit reliability. If u want something to last buy a Toyota
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Gm has always treated me well too. Fams only ever owned Toyota, GM companies, and Honda. Honda was worst but even then good |
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that is a very benign percentage for this sub
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I realized that after posting. |
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Exactly. And if you don't understand why this is a programming nightmare.....
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You won't fool the common man, kike |
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I doubt they’d let a two ton bundle of rebar in as a “paperweight”
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tHaTs wHeRe Ur Wr0nG kIdDo |
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