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How is this going to return 500% by 8/17?
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well, earnings are on 8/16 |
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Apple runs when they announce the date of the iPhone announcement. That should come next week.
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Fuck you Morgan Stanley
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What happened? |
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That’s what I’m saying man
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Bubbly is awful |
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Yeah. I opened a really small position. Like less than 2% of my portfolio. My current portfolio is heavy on MSFT stock and long calls. I am banking on the cloud revolution. I am looking into CONE, COR, EQIX, and QTS.
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were building qts data centers in chicago... like huge ones |
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What are you trying to say? That they rate it as a strong buy so that more people buy it so it has more volume and that way the firms make money?
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You really think that someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies? |
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When a company files for bankruptcy, the Q is added at the end of the stock symbol by the SEC to warn investors to do their due diligence before buying the stock. Tesla shorts on twitter use it for Tesla because they think the stock is worthless and will be filing for bankruptcy at some point.
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That does... |
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So the 22oz cans are Venti?
Edit.. VentiBois
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[TRENTABOIIIIII](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Busch-Beer-32-fl-oz-Bottle/15611243) |
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What's going to make it a nasty week?
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The fact that the week is nasty |
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Lol I thought the same thing last quarter. What's gonna be different this time?
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Summertime? Didn't they blame cold weather lasting later in the Spring for last quarter.
Picked up some HD calls like a degenerate. Housing market seems to be hot lately and a lot of properties are new builds/renos...... |
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Google?
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Magic leap, it was a small start-up not long ago promising to revolutionize augmented reality. Millions of dollars and years later with some amazing commercial simulated scenarios, no final product was delivered. |
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He put the money in space so it couldn’t be stolen
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Trezor or Ledger? |
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You're beginning to frustrate me Warren.... you're talking your way around an easy question that illustrates the confusing nature of other countries use of commas..... Fahrenheit to Celsius is a conversion just about anyone can do.... Same goes for feet to meters..... but this comma situation we have going on is... |
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Too many words, just tell me what to buy
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8/17 $MU $90Cs |
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Real Analysis and Set theory, not computer shit just math shit
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Ah. I only made it up to Calc IV and diff eq. |
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Change it to 'The day I discovered I'm retarded'.
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Isn't it the same thing? |
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r/personalfinance would have a collective aneurysm
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Good |
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Nahh. I only trade once a day. 35-60 contracts depending on the premium. Usually try to catch momentum in the morning hours. Get my 10% and I'm done.
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Fag |
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\>2018
\>Not knowing the difference between import and export
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They wouldn't have to import it if they made laptops in Turkey dumbass |
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Search implied volatility on investopedia for more information but
TL:DR when stocks are expected to be more volatile people can charge more premium for the same options contract. when stocks are expected to be less volatile you contracts will sell with less premium.
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It means after earnings, stock... |
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Would you buy FD puts on that?
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No. Meaning renovating was probably up. HD would benefit from that. |
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How do you determine risk reward ratio?
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The DD |
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Realistically though I think people try to buy EM melt downs to quickly, prob give this a while until it turns around and has some buyers/momentum come in
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Wait until the cause of the melt down begins getting sorted. We aren't close to that. |
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SMOKE CRACK WITH ME BRO
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can't fck my cuz tho, thas 4 me |
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You have to understand
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We live in a Soviety |
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I'v learned from this year alone whenever the media or anybody says 'Amazon is in trouble' it is actually the farthest from trouble. And they must have so many enemies that they jump at the chance of a 1% dip, yelling from the rooftops that Amazon is declining, whilst conveniently forgetting the 2% growth it had... |
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He should've browsed /r/cuckvesting
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WSB HMNY DD lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search?q=hmny+dd&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all |
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I heard there's virtually no rape
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I'm not interested then. |
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Billionaires doing things
Einhorn is outspoken in his criticism of Tesla and is publicly stated he has a large short position in the company
Elon is the CEO of Tesla which has gone up between 10-25% over the last few weeks and musk is basically slapping his dong around making fun of einhorn for losing... |
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Why? They have a new model, what could go wrong?
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nothing buy before it goes back up to 40 |
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Nice same here. I'm trying to discipline myself to cash out at 10% gains too actually on my daytrades.
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Shoot higher. Make your dd worth more. |
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Pinesol is a dark piss yellow. If you piss the color of his drink then you ah.... you gotta go see someone.
*edit There are many flavors and colors of pinesol i pictured the lemon one when i read this. there's a blue, purple,yellow, and brownish.
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Doesn't detract from your point about piss-color t... |
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Yep, but you can only put in $5500 a year so..
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i can only afford $500 anyway |
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What is his '@' handle. Got a lot of hits for that name
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I assume he means Bloomberg tic Tok |
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In my country we have saying, 【私のナッツを吸うAMD】
Translate to:
【Ｗａｔｃｈ
Ｏｕｔ
Ｆｏｒ
ＩＶ
Ｃｒｕｓｈ】
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I see a house in a forest.
A doodle.
A one legged man.
A smiley face.
Another smiley face.
Kung fu.
A heart attack.
A stroke victim winking. |
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You're just an autist like the rest of us.
This guy is a meme daddy. Unfortunately, you can't compete my dude
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Whatever, I literally picked weedstocks tickers out of a hat and allocated a couple million dollars among them. This guy is doing it the hard way. |
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Can I get some info and source on depositing more than 5.5k a year?
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If you deposited nothing in 2018 you can contribute towards 2018 until April 2019, you can also contribute towards 2019 starting Jan 1, 2019. So for that overlap you can technically get 2 years in. But that's still only 5500 a year, so ... |
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It, along with every other Chinese meme amd non-meme stock, need these two fucking cock knocking tiny dick fools to stop measuri g their tiny dongs and reach an agreement. Until then stay the fuck away from Chinese stocks
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This is how you make money in the game. You buy the fear. |
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man bank stocks haven't moved much since last year. I'm not sure what to do with my bank picks.
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I like the banks for a lot more rise, but I don't know if I like $SYF specifically. |
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Options are used for hedging and not to yolo with leverage, r-right?
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Ni🅱️🅱️a where do you think you is |
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My mom made the taxes for a dude like that. Went from tens of thousands to way over a million in 1.5 years or so with high leveraged positions on some asian stock market.
Well, when he came to my mom he was 300k in debt because he played fucking high leveraged positions on asian stocks. At least he had a we... |
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For people who don't want to go but are forced to go by their friends or family because they can still 'order a salad'. Forgot where I read that, but it's the actual strategical reason for including salads.
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Aka people who usually don't spend money at McDonald's |
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Colorado licence plate, looks like Colorado, but no toll lane. Am confused.
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Looks like I25 to me. there aren't any toll lanes running from Denver down to the springs and beyond. |
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Hey at least you got gains, 28 to 50k is great! I'm down 70% on my MU Jan 60 calls, which is all my portfolio. 22k paper loss atm. Feels bad. Forgot to follow my own rule of always selling at 20% loss - got fucked. Had some heavy life issues that made me forget about my portfolio for a while. Don't even bother s... |
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'Yesterday, Fox-Pitt bank analyst David Trone, issued a report suggesting Lehman go private at a 25 percent premium to its stock price in order to stem the bleeding its incurred of late.'
$TSLA offered 24% premium on 340. Short position will explode soon just like in Lehman !
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Lehman was down like 7... |
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They wouldn't have to import it if they made laptops in Turkey dumbass
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Guess i need to work on my reading comprehention, got your comment wrong. |
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I agree with all of what you said here. China is definitely in a bear market, and President Xi doesn’t seem to care. But people will still buy things online, and tariffs won’t affect that.
I would rather face some downside on these names (my cost basis is 184 on BABA for example) than miss the opportunity o... |
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In the end all that matters is the absolute amount of what you invest, and he went balls in
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$5k in lottery tickets would've been a way better 'investment' tbh |
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This would make good copy pasta
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Holy shit you are right |
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There is a >0.5% chance he is a bot?? Fuckin shit, he IS a bot!
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Either he is, or he isn't. 50/50 |
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Yeah I think a bunch of us have a ton of AMAT bags we have to unload.
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Yep in 150 shares at 48, been tough. It goes up to 50 n u think it's back nope goes back down to 47 |
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Listened to the ATC recordings and it was really pretty sad. Still, doing a barrel roll in a stolen commercial aircraft while being chased by F-15’s is a much more fun way to go than the norm.
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“I’ve played a lot of video games, I know what I’m doing”. “I wasn’t planning on landing this thing”. |
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We don't do that here
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Wud he say >:( |
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no he's too big to be shkreli'd
safe play is to short credit spread at 425
correct play is to all in 200 puts
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I guess you dont know who Martha Stewart is. |
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Stop using logic, it's clearly market manipulation.
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Market maker, market manipulator, basically the same thing |
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Awww shucks, you got me!
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Oooooo he got u good too |
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I love MSFT. I'm a simpleton, so I just sell puts until I get assigned (happens about every 8-10 put positions) and then I sell covered calls on the assigned shares until they are called away. Then I repeat. Been doing it for about two years now, and I've had very few losing positions (entirely from me exiting e... |
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a rusty bicycle bought on margin
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With a NATIVE bumper sticker |
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I wonder where they got funding for this
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Somewhere secure |
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Keep in mind if you own baba, you own a shell company in the Cayman islands.
Chinese government doesn't like outside investment
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But they do like islands. Even building their own |
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Yeah, no. Look at that landing strip between the door and frame. Chuck Yeager could land the Sproose Goose between that.
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its a tesla what do you expect |
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F U C K Y O U ... Don't tell me to relax... Lol
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how many times a week do you masturbate? seems like you gotta pump those numbers |
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I'm still in on snap, you can join me
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I wanna be happy, not cry |
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I perfer diet coke
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this is why we need better mental health care. |
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What's the point of having fuck-you money if you don't get to say S3XY
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Elon probably was watching too much billions and thought he was Bobby |
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You’ll just end up prematurely selling your shares anyways
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Rekt. |
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Looks like I25 to me. there aren't any toll lanes running from Denver down to the springs and beyond.
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Judging from the traffic, I can confirm this is I-25 |
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When did you buy them and for how much? Still a lot of time until January...
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>knightwho
Bought 35 contracts on June 4th (MU was around 59.1), at 9.06 a contract. Current worth is 2.64 a piece.
Yeah I know, I keep telling myself I still have time.
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WSB HMNY DD lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search?q=hmny+dd&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all
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Pure gold in there. |
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I’ve read news stories of people going to jail in UAE over debt. He better pay up.
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next to Meerkat meenavalli ... oh wait jk |
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I know it’s a shitpost, but what are your positions? Like 30 day? 60 day? What length of time did you think was going to be profitable?
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Forget it, half the people who shitpost about MU probably don't even have a position and are just trying to 'fit in' this sub. |
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China man
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Idk bro this Chinese kid in my class can do some advanced shit with numbers. |
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I mean you can’t buy anything if you don’t think that, we just forget we’re buying glorified loto tickets with no dd
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Good point. All in Mu |
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yes.
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No |
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Buy $300k worth of $ON
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Why tho? |
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Buy the Feb 19. It's not a bad cost difference and way more time
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New around here and looking to understand options, particularly on this stock. Question - If buying the $5 calls for Feb 19, I'd have to believe that by Feb 19 the stock price will rise above $5?
Playing this out - Let's say it goes ... |
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Only on Wednesday nights
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i've been calling this phone number repeatedly but no one seems to be home |
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Ahhhh gotcha. I thought you just bought a butch of 10c’s
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i did at first because you’re not wrong, i am actually retarded
futures looking good for me though, and my random oil puts might be up a few pennies... but as it goes, if i didn’t leg into a spread i would have made more money assuming VIX k... |
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This is how you make money in the game. You buy the fear.
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'When the streets are red with blood, that's when you do blood angels in the middle of the road and hope you don't get AIDS'- Warren B |
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I'm not saying it's against site wide rules for mods to ban people from their subreddit if they're breaking a rule, but to ban people because they post on other subreddits? That's messed up
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Specifically, if I recall my Reddit lore correctly, the admins have stated in moderation best practices before tha... |
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Alright I'll search the baidu app store and vpn my way to the accurate reviews. Do you know what JD is listed under in China?
Couldn't find it in the baidu search
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I really wouldn't trust Chinese reviews either. If you think the US has a problem with fake reviews, China is next level with online manipu... |
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Lol an 8.
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Elon thicc af boi |
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Good DD can probably turn it in your favor 60/40. Which is a hell of a lot better than 50/50.
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Agreed. Maybe even 70/30. It only goes so far, but gut instinct and DD are a pretty powerful combo |
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Retards hate cops for whatever reason
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Like what to they support as the alternative? Couple of fat ass dykes with dyed hair missing an arm and giving tickets for being white or some shit? |
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Not sure I agree about LSC being a troll sub, at least not anymore. This past year I've noticed a lot of idiots spilling over into comment sections and unironically blaming capitalism for everything under the sun.
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My favorite was when people were blaming “capitalism” because of micro transactions in the... |
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2/3 is still better than >95% of the population.
15% of men are over 6ft and 5.4% of people make over $100k.
That's 0.81% of the male population assuming they're independent events.
Lol.
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It's not independent though studies show being over 6 foot correlates with high worth |
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Serious question: how much of the IQ million is your net worth?
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About 200% |
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Protip: determine if the gap will be up or down before you buy.
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Outrageous tip! Can someone give a tendy to this man? |
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Me too even though I made good money buying puts on apple last week
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More puts this week me thinks. |
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No worries. It was a dickish comment meant in a complimentary way, if that makes sense.
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Stop this faggotry plz |
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Stupid people have a way of making their problems your problems.
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Truer words have never been spoken |
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Are they though?
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That vulva looks locked down to me. |
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If Musk and Trump quit Twitter tomorrow the platform would collapse overnight.
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Plot twist: both join WSB |
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Buy their new shorts merch
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I would wear the shit out of that |
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amazon is pretty much the only player in the US. in china theres Taobao from alibaba JD and a new one that i forget its name. not saying JD will not take off but dont be so confident and do your DD
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JD is huge and they’re growing internationally. The middle class is growing in China also. I think you sho... |
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isn't this called Level 2 data?
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Yes, you're right; this is level II data. For some reason I thought you were referring to access to different [levels of trading](https://imgur.com/a/h76emFG). |
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I guess you and /u/PCDevine can check out tradezero... no options though, just free limit orders. Careful fucking with 6:1 margin though... it will fuck you right back.
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Don't know if I should thank you or swear at you, my free cash is supposed to be for a downpayment... |
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