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I know, right? [This] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ7TZ-3qILQ) should automatically play whenever someone gets in their Tesla for the first time.
But yeah I totally love this dude. He just has that look of a earnest motherfucker whose tried to do good by his community but has had to deal with way too m... |
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How much is that in the Lira?
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0 tendies :( |
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You meant day trading, surely
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Surely |
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2750 seems nice, but the doubletop could just send us tumbling into zerohedge boner territory
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Applying TA to the entire market that has been moving mainly off headline risk for the last 8 months. Amazing.
How are you even still in the market after January and February? |
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Shut up you sensitive fuck
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Mad |
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He doesn’t understand limit orders so you start talking about “bid ask spread” as if that part should be obvious... lol. Good explanation, but you probly scared him away from stocks forever.
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Well, this ain't no place for pussies. |
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stop cucking yourself
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stop trading options |
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My 101,774 shares hopes you are VERY right (not sure how/why I ended up with the 1774 extra shares I was sleepy when trading one morning).
$4 a share and I will be fucking happy as fuck.
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Holy fuck, you spent at least $5,000 on that dumpster fire..
Thanks, I will watch two movies this week to m... |
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Implying I have a net gain for this year
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Then you are buying other shit to lock in tax losses? |
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Well if you know what you know now, then you don’t have to go to school or do jack shit if you’ve already had some education
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I can't even remember how to do Long Division not to mind all the other stuff i learnt in school. |
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Just curious, is the account actually in his name?
If so, what do you use? I thought most brokerages required you to be a legal adult.
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It's possible it's a joint account. When I was 15, my dad and I made an etrade account with both our names on it |
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At 4.99$ per 20 that would be just under 25 cents a nug so if he lost 9$ he lost out on like 36 nugs maybe a few less counting tax. Rip tendies
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Chicken tendies |
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I’d say that you look like a Swedish Meatball but then I’d just wanna eat u
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LONG $IKEA |
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Meh if you think the right is a bunch of Nazis you're a part of the problem
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Unite the right is mostly Nazis though. 'Jews will not replace us', marching with torches, swastikas etc. They're not even hiding it. |
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Rate of inflation only exceeds estimate by one hundredth of a percent right? And trade war with China is sucking ass, so I get that. But I really doubt any effect will come to bear from turkey situation.
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You may want to familiarise yourself with the Argentinian and Russian defaults and the havoc they w... |
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If I don’t have the capital to sell straddles can I just sell credit spreads instead or iron condor?
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Condor is essentially a poor man strangle. Just go for that honestly.
Also with the condor you are hedging with the spreads so you can take a bit of a riskier position if you feel like it since you ... |
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Fucking turkey mother fuckers fuck gobble gobble my balls
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I bought a put on TUR because of autism. Will it keep going down? |
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What action plan is that? Sustained prayer?
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Haha. |
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> I spent all my money on snap puts.
Too real. 😭
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Things will turn around today, guys. All in on $SNAP, trust me. |
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Mainly because all I know about JD is that Google invested in them.. I don't know how to do dd and was trying to use consumers as a guage to try and predict my gamble
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Let me tell you this. People use JD for buying electronics. Need a router? JD. Need a new phone? JD. Need a computer? JD.
That’s it... |
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Good point. All in Mu
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That's the spirit |
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Well he’s making $8000 payments monthly, seems like he can afford it.
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That's not USD |
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MU ~5.5% last 30 days, and down ~2% last 90 days. Best play on MU has been to short it since June.
Comparatively, MTCH is up ~32% in 5 days.
Have you heard the term 'opportunity costs'?
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Can't determine if you are serious.
MTCH isn't in the SPY500 to start with |
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this is why we need better mental health care.
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I know right? Coke Zero is way better than Diet Coke. |
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If u see Eur.usd go up at the same time es is going up u mite want to reconsider what u mean by dip buying
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The Euro market is such a pile of dog shit. |
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Sports betting is also on the table
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Normally it's not hte casinos that get into sports betters it's companies like IGT |
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Don’t you mean dryships
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If only I could go back in time and short drys, tops, hmny and that bitch Diana from the top |
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The only mods that have WSB beat on the whole 'not being pocket dictators' thing are the r/libertarian mods, who literally are too libertarian to bother doing anything.
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I love that subreddit. Its hilarious to see a very antigovernment post or hardline libertarian stance and then see the most upvoted com... |
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Day trading is retarded, and basically a last resort for bad decisions or extreme jumps and drops. Staying under 4 is fairly easy.
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I make a $50-$200 a day just day trading, it's not hard. |
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And...I'm banned now!
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Lol that was an entertaining journey. What a ridiculous sub |
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it hurts that I knew I should've sold when it was over $11, but fuck I'm greedy little American boy
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Was gonna buy 8/17s, knew I’d get fucked so a single feb 2019 $20 call.
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Holding a few of those feb 19 :) |
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i've been calling this phone number repeatedly but no one seems to be home
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Good luck |
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You also have to keep in mind before the tweet the price was already at the sub $350s. Production scaling and driving increase in sales is what makes companies grow. Tesla is spending dollar for the dollar as a start up would and investors are fine with it. This “publicly” traded company is backed by investors a... |
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Fuck you
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No, *fuck you.* |
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Thanks, I agree he is a genuis but even they fail nobody is perfect and it is hard when you have so many things going on, I just think the whole going private is a ruse to punish shorts, not sure why he even cares the best revenge is success.
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These people have been materially hurting his company's progr... |
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Hint: The US is not going to get pricier consumer goods, but will without a doubt destroy China before they can even take a breath if they keep pushing.
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huh? where do you think iphones are made for instance?
also, china exported about 2.4T in 2017, even if due to the trade war they stop exporting half... |
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What is everyone’s fear with Ath’s?
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New investors want to get in at a good price, so they see a stock at ATH and can't comprehend that their may be more upside. |
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This is wall street bets not fundamental based investing with low risk
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If you're that much of a gambling degenerate, go to Vegas or Atlantic City or some shit and just sit in front of the slot machine all day. It's essentially the same thing, but you'll lose money far slower, and you might actually make... |
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Yeah the one that was screenshotted from Instagram.
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I just made it known. |
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I should mention I sold 9 calls and bought 26 puts at $9.50 so everybody should relax that it won't go below $9.50
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Christ you are fucking retarded |
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Dude try having a call go up 50% in a few hours and then the next day go down over 70%...rip FNKO
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If you have a play go up 50% in a day and you:
1) Dont take the gains of a FIFTY PERCENT GAIN
2) Dont realize that kind of volatility can and will fuck you up with haste the other way
you sh... |
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what does FD mean?
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First day. Basically exactly what it sounds like. Buying a option call or put the first day it's available. Normally cheaper but have a high IV (imaginary value) making it a good long term buy. |
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too ambiguous of a comment to say you called it. expecting 'more of this' could mean watch the saudis buy more stock in renewable, non-oil companies. not the same as 'funding unprecedented deal to take tesla private'. your prediction was almost as ambiguous as elon tweeting 'funding secured'
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> ambigu... |
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Please keep $MU out ya mouth
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Don’t mention $SQ while you’re busy shutting your pie-hole, too. |
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you're right, i should buy a long trailer for my yacht
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Long trailers you say? Where can I buy options for the these? |
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Why is it always the podcast subs that devolve into these weird extremist gathering spots?
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They weren't a podcast |
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I’m just saying his write up doesn’t make sense and reads like it has a lot of spin. He publicly tweeted based on a verbal that he got from the Saudi fund manager? I can just see a lot of powerful people being very angry at Musk.
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and not even clearly a verbal- just deep interest or more general intent... |
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Don't like it, leave.
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Mwah |
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Turkey's only 1% of the worlds GDP, do we really need them?
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No. Fuck Erdogan.
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Profit is profit my dude. Over time we get more money like this. Good fuckin trade.
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Thanks man. Im glad I did it too. Looks like i might get to jump back in this afternoon |
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Interactive Brokers LLC
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TDAmeritrade has it if you're too poor for IB I believe. |
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Into the US*
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Bin Laden had some really interesting ideas on transportation. |
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Hate to break it to you, but that app is one of THE most used ways to pay for stuff in China.
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Maybe my comment wasn't clear, 3 hour average is fucking huge. Wechat is huge. |
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Yes
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You smart |
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$TSLA still down an hour into trading, hmmm
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Cuz if you read it, funding isn't secured, it's vaguely promise. |
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Are we not accounting for Autumn? Most of the tariffs from China haven't gone into 'effect' yet, because majority of the tariffs goods are growing in the fields right now.
(Not trying to prove ya wrong or nothing, just grew up on / around farms. Farmers sell their harvest after its grown and picked. )
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I sell toner cartridges and paper for a living and can tell you, this is NOT a done deal, just like my deal with the local Statefarm branch manager. This will fall through, just like my deal once he realized the pricing was only for the first order and would go up 1.5x next month.
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How are things going a... |
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Sorry I just mean the auto bailout in general..
Trex is going to let Ford go away..
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This is the DD wsb deserves |
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I don't believe you
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Antifa people being cunty babies.. what's not to believe? |
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i did at first because you’re not wrong, i am actually retarded
futures looking good for me though, and my random oil puts might be up a few pennies... but as it goes, if i didn’t leg into a spread i would have made more money assuming VIX keeps climbing
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How are they doing for you this morning? |
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I think he means Glory of Kings, which is Arena of Valor in the US.
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What the fuck is Arena of Valor |
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Plot twist. Its spare hundred dollar note left lying there for when the hookers bring coke.
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Back up hooker and coke money. Talk about style points and planning. |
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You had me at cocaine good sir
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Buy $COKE |
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Good shit man! I play some FDs and monthly options. The premium on the long dated calls are something I want to eventually play.
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Yea. If you can stomach dropping 4-7k on a single option then it’s worth it. If you want something at the money further out then get ready to drop like 10k. That’s a bit too m... |
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And people here think we are autistic...
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People here are right. |
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You mean $50
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$5 |
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You'd be surprised... I saw people on Twitter & Facebook talk about how crazy it is that **STEVE JOBS** has **1 TRILLION** dollars in his bank account. I cried.
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Smh don't they know it's Steve Jobs' illegitimate child who has the one trillion? |
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$ROPE
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But are you Long or short $ROPE? puts OTM? Calls? |
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Someone wants out bad.
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yeah dis [boi](https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=0001548760) sellin' all day long every day three times a day, non-stop dumpin' worthless paper like he scared of it |
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'Respected Analysts' hahahahah shit, good one, OP.
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I, too, am excited to pre order the short shorts my challenged friend. |
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One is not like the others..
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...the wall doesn't exist? |
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Does it say qqq is falling past 179 today because that'd be great.
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I'm not on my computer right now, but just eyeballing the options on it, probably not. |
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How's that going for you?
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Meh, sold at a small loss. |
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Reported.
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Welp, time to go buy some 8/17 MU 90Cs, I guess |
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MU is the most solid company I know, by september it will be at $90 a share without a doubt.
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September? How about 8/17 bitch boi |
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I don't think terrorism is the concern, having the most prolific alternative energy company being owned by foreign oil billionaires is what might turn off most fans about this deal.
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Mixed with Saudi’s being complete pieces of shits when it comes to human beings. |
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I’ve always wanted to visit over there and see what it’s like. If they’re in, I can afford a dope trip over to thank them.
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It's 125 degrees, but don't worry, it's a \*dry heat\* |
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you might be a little early on this move, but overall I like it.
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i'm never gonna get the timing 'right right', and i have 4 months to get it right... just seems way low for my understanding of how JNUG behaves under regular conditions |
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I didn't say bad. I said it doesn't add value
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It can absolutely add value to the company. Please Google. |
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FDs are fine as long as you have a decently thought at plan. And that plan should include not holding for very long, closing at 50%-100% profit, not getting greedy.
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There is no plans to FD's, it's hoping the stock moves the direction you need it to and being fucked if it doesn't. That being said I am al... |
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Thoughts on the impact that would have on ER? Seems they're pretty solid overall and analysts are projecting good earnings
Though on the flip side the same happened for FOXA and I got burned
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Earnings aren't the whole story. See: TWTR, INTC, Cisco from 3 months ago...
A lot of price is based on... |
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jfc when did you open that position
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July 23rd. |
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Trying this today, grabbed some vix puts for september, thanks for the tips Grape!
Went for Sept 19, 12 Strike Puts, just grabbed a small amount to see how it goes! Tempted to grab some calls too because I think Vix is heading up in the short term... but I feel so uneasy about playing both sides
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Yes y... |
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I'm actually not sure, lots of other sources don't include that step.
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How is the actual equation stated? Is it the stock price multiplied by the .85 or by the whole equation? I tried googling this myself but, don't see it mentioned on tastytrade |
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I can lose 40 bucks.
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$40 could have bought you some Faggies but, instead you chose a shit stock worth nothing. How about you sell the stock, give me the $40, and I kick you in the nuts. Sound good? |
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Free. Fucking. Money.
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I tried it again and might get bit. |
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Dude, HMNY is straight up market manipulation and it will go bust. You don't have a potential whale on your hands, you have 5000 that will continue to depreciate.
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Oh well. |
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lmao dude do you seriously think they would spend >$35 bn to kill a single company in an industry that has so many competitors? EVs are coming, whether they are made by Tesla or someone else
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Not kill. Delay.
They have 18 trillion. With a fucking T, Trillion dollars worth of oil in the ground. D... |
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Brintoul is being a weakling. I'd also like to know when he lied other than this stupid tweet.
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How about the one about producing 500,000 vehicles in 2018? Or was that just a case of “overpromising” and not actually lying? |
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mainly taketh tho
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pretty much taketh |
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They already did. Stop losses kicked in after the tweet and some $2.1b was lost by short sellers
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So why would you be so dumb to bet against the success of tsla? |
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Jokes on you, I actually looked into it last month, but didnt go in because of its dying sector and the fact that I have never ever bought a thing from that store.
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ford isnt a dying company? |
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is 3x leveraged...
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lol |
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Well i bought $51.5 so i guess theyre ATM options rn so lets see how this goes. Just hoping worst case doesnt happen and they hit $48
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>Just hoping worst case doesnt happen and they hit $48
You know whats going to happen now that you said it, right? |
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Thanks man. Im glad I did it too. Looks like i might get to jump back in this afternoon
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Must be happy you sold now, yikes. |
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Elon is clearly betting on the majority of people not wanting to sell as part of the buyout, and wall street doesn’t think few enough people will vote to sell out to make it feasible.
I can imagine some sort of deal where Elon states it will only go ahead if the majority votes to privatise while 75% vote t... |
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1 million outstanding shares but I think that is broken and not updated.
If not I own 10% of it (which I doubt) but who knows.
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the market cap is only around $9,000 |
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And the week before that? Straight up run from $200 to $220+
Shit doesn't go vertical. You expect it to be green every day?
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Yes. |
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