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I’m there at 32, currently figuring out how to get Schwab to let me buy long calls and puts with my PCRA.
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you can do it with fidelity and yea I was intentionally being conservative it's not that hard |
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Boutta max out a credit card and buy like 5 shares of AMZN just to spite you
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10k credit limit? Damn, playa, play on! |
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Who needs tendies when you can live off one lentil a day and still have money left to waste on movie passes
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Ramen and options |
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Can't margin call dead people.
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Long $ROPE |
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step 1: borrow currency
step 2: sell currency
step 3: profit
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Your forgot step 2.5: ??? |
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Theres no way it doesn't recover by this time next week, especially if there is any merit to what they are claiming about the tech. Nvidia is going to be on the front page of every tech site for days next week.
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So you’re going to discount a corporation’s own forward guidance on their finances, but compl... |
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It means eat my dick, bitch, doesn’t it? All the Puerto Rican and Mexican guys I worked with said it all the time hahah. I know pito is dick and puta is bitch/whore
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The real meaning of pito in Spanish is a small flute or whistle |
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I prefer nazi or kkk member personaly as a stright white male american.
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What if I have $20? |
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Is this the new copypasta?
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Indeed. |
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Please stop. We are just in denial about how this is going to end at this point.
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dat $10b buy back in september tho |
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Yes
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Of course. |
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Allahu akbar
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BOOM!!! |
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Not yet, I have two weeks left for salvation
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This thing opens at 50-70% down. You might as well salvage what you can get vs hoping for nvda to bounce back above $270 in 11 trading days |
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The “yelp” of investing.
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“Investing” |
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I’ve lost a quarter of my net worth in unrealized losses thanks to MU. That enough blood for the MU gods?
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'Short' answer... No...
Shorts require half of your net worth...
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Did you make any money off the Facebook meltdown?
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Yeah I bought calls a few days after the mass Exodus. Around 500% at sale. Only about 2% of RH portfolio though, I was too much of a weenie to commit as is thought it would be a dead cat bounce. |
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Did not mean he would exercise them, meant he would sell them for a profit prior to expiration.
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dont need to get to break even to do that. just closer. |
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Or everclear
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Or Old vicks bottle. |
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Fuck I know I’ve hit rock bottom when I can answer yes to that question
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/r/fortnitebr man....i have seen some shit. |
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when it becomes clear to you that you're illiterate, sometimes the only double-down redemption is pretending that you're at least numerate.
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#fakenews |
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no u
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Go on... |
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butt raped is two words I believe.
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Butt-raped is hyphenated, you uncultured swine. |
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Bold move. Dow just went up almost 400 points.
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Yeah.
Quite aware of that.
Good times |
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Nerd.
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says the guy posting in r/animemes |
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Just watch quarter by quarter. The debt to income will grow, growth will slow, and once growth plateaus, they are dead in the water.
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Do you understand this shit? |
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We are in a uniquely volatile environment. Normally, 2-6% a week is what I’ve done over the past few years.
Things are toning down majorly. But they could pick up again if we are going to see a resolution to the Chinese issue.
I should also specify that it’s a 10-15% return on CAPITAL not on my entire... |
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Have Bing changed something about their search engine? It used to work spectacularly for me, but like year ago it changed and kept showing moderate results even after turning off safe search, so I've been reduced to using Google.
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Your parents must have changed the settings |
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What branch of engineering do you work in my guy
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Oil & Gas my guy |
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came out around two. got me some calls cause that's big news for all the destitute autistic kids allergic to peanuts and shit.
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Which calls did you get |
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Shit I meant 505, I wish I had 305 calls lol
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I'm just tryna imagine some fart who put in like 2k in the 305 calls back in 2016, similar to people who are currently doing calls for 2020 - and suddenly sees how much they're worth now. Damn. |
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Looks like most of the world markets were red. U.S Typically does follow that to a point. Futures down a hair as well.
Turkish Lira is down again as well, which was part of Wednesday's sell off.
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Lira down again, no resolution of Pastor bullshit in sight, and limited, if any, progress in the China ... |
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The George Costanza theory
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Nothin to lose? Go forex |
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This is good for MU
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Good news for MU is bad news for MU |
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What are the concerns with TGT call chat?
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There's some high volume sell off days that is the issue |
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googling the ticker r/oddlysatisfying
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haha 1:10 reverse split to bring it from $0.75 to $7.49 with release of one individual positive trial, to financing closing a cap raise at $4.00 a week and a half later. |
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What a little bitch. He was acting like he was untouchable and now hes gonna cry cause he got emself caught up.
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Yep my thoughts exactly. He knows he committed securities fraud and is now using this bullshit to backpedal and try and get out of any punishment.
'Oh woe is me, I'm a billionaire who ru... |
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I get that you are thinking everyone on this sub is dumber than you, but will you please fuck off with that condescending sarcasm. autist cuck
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Nah |
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How do you pick the strike price? Above your cost basis I assume? Are you selling weeklies or monthlies? I have to decide whether I'm going to throw in the towel or baghold and sell calls for a while.
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I sell weeklies. Normally $2 above current strike. This week I decided I'm getting out of micron. Sold ... |
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Who do I have to fuck to get flair around here?
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Me. Just come behind this alley and get on your knees. |
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Not like that would help anything when even honestly amazing books don't matter
Yes, I am speaking about $MU
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All semis are in a bearmarket right now. |
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$90 $MU calls. Sooner the date the better
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Meme strat or will this make me 40 bucks |
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He meant to say ligma.
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Whats ligma? |
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The pill would be too big
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Suppositories.
There is no 'too big'. |
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The old school way through our cocaine addictions.
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Perfect |
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I really appreciate the advice. Any good resources you might personally recommend for futures/forex? I’ve listened to many podcasts on them but certainly need to learn more
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Don’t change a strategy and instrument that works for you. Just refine it. Trading futures vs stock reaction mean reversion is comp... |
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What's a call?
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When you talk to someone on the phone? |
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Rumors of a few hedge funds. Reaching out to all my contacts I can. So far none that are pushing that sort of level into a short. But there’s blood in the water, I think it’s a matter of time til someone goes all out soros/druckenmiller on them.
I’m trying to find out if anyone’s planning to, but obviously peo... |
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This is bad for MU
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This kills the MU |
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Noticed it with Elon too
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Except money returned Elon’s hair. |
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I haven't heard one happening since the 90's, with wage stagnation as bad as it is now.
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r/financialindependence is an entire sub about people retiring early, a few posters there retired off of blue collar trades. |
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Yeah I bought calls a few days after the mass Exodus. Around 500% at sale. Only about 2% of RH portfolio though, I was too much of a weenie to commit as is thought it would be a dead cat bounce.
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I’m surprised you didn’t play this miss, your post history had it called day 1 |
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That's not an issue. That's reality. Valuations are based on future cash flows, not historical.
The problem is not with how companies report earnings, the frequency, etc, it's how you think of the market and the valuation. Its the same thing with MU, yea they're printing money right now, but how long does ... |
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If you are back to break even you are not going to sell, trust me.
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Er I think I will I made $70k the first year just doing stocks with Margin |
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2013 Ford F-150
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With Truck nuts and a decal of Calvin urinating on a Chevy logo. |
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Actually like shorting New Jersey...which if it were possible I’d put my life savings into that
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[This explains everything..](https://imgur.com/gallery/4RhGi1Y) |
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Not having a publicist write his tweets like every single other famous person does (except Trump maybe).
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Tila Tequila was a real one RIP |
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Should i cut losses?
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It will probably touch 12 again, now it's even below pre-hype levels.
I lost about 25% from an average of 18, losing 4k euro, but making back 1000 from swing trading because it's volatile af and has the same pattern almost everyday (peak up and drop after half an hour of market... |
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I'd rather have a 51% chance of making a little bit of money than a 1% chance of making a lot.
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Fucking pussy |
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Well that's a prime example kids of why you don't believe anything you read on the internet because i dont know shit. Wtf are those things you put little bits of money in and they buy portions of shares acorn or some shit? Idk man I just YOLO on FD's.
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I think that’s just the poors way of investing. No i... |
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What is the name of the app?
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[Wealth Simple](https://wealthsimple.com/trade?r=qD9Fs)
Edited the link to go directly to their site. |
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id rather kill myself than calling a suicide hotline
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That's the spirit! |
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Wtf bro, why should Tesla, a perfectly good company, merge with a dump like snap?
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Mmmmmm..yes, Tesla the 'perfectly good company' |
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Guidance sucks monkey dick
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Lol worse then $snap? |
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My wife doesn’t believe in mee!
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What am I gonna dooOOooo??? |
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What strike? FB has been battered but i sincerely think it will gap up within a week or two. If an election scandal cant keep it down, nothing can.
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Lol it's a $200 strike |
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Zero hedge posts a doom saying article every 5 minutes, they’re bound to be right eventually. I guess I’ll just wake up every day and say ‘gonna die today’ omg one day I’ll be right omg I’m a prophet omg spooky I called my own death wow crazy 👻
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Yea, zerohedge forecasted 9 of the last 2 recessions |
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I bought a blind man, a print-out of the nasdaq stocks and a set of darts
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Quality DD. |
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wow that's impressive
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its impressive that he made money not using FDs? |
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Short T-Mobile
Source: I have T-Mobile
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Weird I have T-Mobile and pull 100GB through my mobile hot spot and never have any problems with their service. |
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Will test waters with baby sum and report back.
How long we holding?
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Til the USA has a satellite location where Turkey used to be |
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Fuck you, and fuck you some more.
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this guy inversely WSBs |
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In for some 8/31 105c
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Since im already holding im gonna see where it lands end of day. But if its still down im gonna get some more. Next week looks like it's ready to go green |
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Same here. That one hurts.
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8,445 open interest yikes |
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$15,502
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Worth it. Sell those tsla calls and get it all back
EDIT: Sorry to force that out'a ya, champ. If you're on this subreddit for three years you'll get it one day. |
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Just look into the company a bit and you'll see. They have made me $$$ in the past.. look at how little it has been effected on these sell offs too. Strong stock
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U gonna get banned for using that word, fam. edit it before one of those Nazi modcucks see it |
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Fair enough, son. I just want to remind you that I fuck your mom daily.
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Who doesn't? |
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Have common sense
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That doesn't do shit in day trading |
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It may not technically be inaccurate but it is misleading. Institutions might not get skinned but individual investors are more susceptible to misinterpret the data in the short term, and it’s more important to benefit individuals than institutions. You’re not even necessarily getting less data, you’re still get... |
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Do you have a source for that? That sounds unreasonably low (that only one-third of companies in the S&P 500 provide forward guidance)
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It was from a recent Bloomberg article on forward guidance |
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How could you even know?
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He's Zoe. |
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It could be because Netflix is 12 bucks a month.
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12/.05 gives you a lot of shares of HMNY |
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Nice knowing you
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Yes, but have you notified the mods? |
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Whats your MSFT strike? Im bag holding at $112 and it fucking hurts
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112? That's pretty deep. I was ITM at 108 but then it kept dropping. |
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Howd u know yelp was going down and howd u know nordstorm was going up
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I thought Yelp went up way too much for their ER. I think it’s a terrible racket of a company so I picked up some puts and sat on them. I liked Nordstrom as a company and luxury goods has been doing well in ER. |
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Was that confident. Still am. 20% YOY growth and down 15% YOY...
3.3% dividend yields
It’s a great stock.
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Thinking about liquidating a bunch of my positions and buying calls a few months out, seeing this stonk stabilize this past week may bring me to it. Lost 40% this past week, my calls are gett... |
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Ban
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good boi! |
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what if theyre planning to purchase after earnings cuz they know theyre about to get buttraped on earnings report
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MU isn’t authorizes to buy back shares until September. Wtf are you talking about? |
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Oil & Gas my guy
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Petroleum. Nice. I do coastal civil |
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Meme strat or will this make me 40 bucks
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No it's a total meme honestly if you want to make money don't come to this sub lol either invest in a decent stock or take options on a good, reliable option. Research is your friend |
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All semis are in a bearmarket right now.
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For those confused about this....
Pull up an $SMH chart. We’ve known this was coming since last Wednesday/Thursday. |
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Thanks! I believe Disney is set to announce their streaming play at the end of 2019 so I'm trying to capture the bump that announcement generates.
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I prefer slightly ITM options with at least 1 or 2 months. I get impatient around 50% and take profits. Slightly ITM's hit 50% sooner. Enough said. |
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Dude...you bought leaps at ATH?
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Leaps are fine to buy whenever as long as you don't buy the whole position at once. I tend to do it and then average down. That's the point of buying a leap, your timing doesn't need to be perfect. I have the same leaps as OP with a slightly lower purchase price. |
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I to have opinions.
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it |
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Another executive in a COO type role would lift the company. I think Elong is slowly coming to grips with the fact that he can't try and do all this shit himself, no matter how much nose candy he's on. If he stayed on as CEO and appointed a COO to do a bunch of the bullshit, Tesla would take off to Mars.
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97.6 now, it's worth less then the commission I would pay to execute it...
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just go down with the ship man |
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I bought the 330 sept 14 puts the day after “funding secured” for just under $8. Sold them in Tuesday at $11... they’re at $30 right now. Get all those trendies for me.
Edit: drunk me sad calls instead of puts. Bought the puts.
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How is that possible? The stock is down. |
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I don't think there will be a full blown recession but there will probably be a correction.
1. Historically, markets perform poorly in the months leading up to a midterm election.
2. We are seeing a rotation out of tech and QQQ is majority tech names.
3. I am betting that the trade talks on Au... |
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>tenders
I have no words to describe this ~~blasphemy~~ autism
EDIT: FTFY
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Yea, it’s almost as trashy as using the word blasphemy. |
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Long tents?
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as long as they're properly SECured |
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Which strike price and date are you holding? Thinking about picking some up but puts for next Friday are pricey.
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I did 283.5 08/27. I’m hoping it goes to 282.5 sometimes next week |
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