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And Hulu has ads. This dumbass might’ve been high and forgot which program he was using
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And it's like $4/mo more for the Hulu without ads. Fuckin' plebs. |
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Waiting for a answer here. What tech companies lowered guidance?
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You still never answered question though. Which companies lowered guidance? |
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That was a hell of a day. the wreckage at /r/tradeXIV was a sight to behold for a few weeks after that. I didn't have a dime in that thing, but it definitely broke some hearts.
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wiped out half my gambling account.
Even lost $5k on my account that is professionally managed |
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It reminds me of CyberRebate from the late 90s, where the entire business model depends on tons of people being okay with wasting lots of money.
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> tons of people being okay with wasting lots of money.
I take it you are new here. |
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Well if you bought puts it'd be printing money still.
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yes if you time the market perfectly every time, you'd print money nonstop |
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I'm bagholding right now so my vote is for a spike to $200. Who is with me?
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Spike to $220 please |
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exiting now is for people who dont want to wake up to an actual funding secured over the weekend wiping out everything
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Oh, was talking about long positions. But yeah, good point in not trying to bag hold the puts. |
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Musk is a loose Cannon, he's going to ruin the company. My plan is use my house as collateral then use that to short TSLA at $305. From here it's obviously back to intrinsic value: $200 a share.
Alert the MSM: Tesla is dead. Don't let this dead cat even bounce once. It's going to take a lot more to spo... |
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If you check my profile you'll see this was not timing. I've been short Tesla for a while and averaged up when it rose after earnings
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How long have you been short Tesla? |
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I gotchu fam http://imgur.com/gallery/UtTiWgN
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Wew lad |
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I'm holding all of my long term plays. This thing seems to be unraveling, why else would Elon do that NYT interview? I think he's trying to get out ahead and earn some sympathy before the wheels fall off.
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is indeed very strange how Elon has been behaving, it would seems like he is trying to destroy Tesl... |
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I'd play TJ Maxx. They are always busy and if retail has been doing well that is where all us peasants shop.
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Yup TJX is very healthy for retail. Got a couple ITM calls this week |
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Not trading on margin. Just under 25k in the account. And yes, I am retarded.
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So you can't get a strike for day trading unless you are using a margin account. |
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Business software and services are their main products now
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Isn’t that $hpe? |
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If NVDA keeps dropping, it might be time for a buy... It's flirting with the 100 SMA right now. I personally won't buy it until it dips below the 200 SMA (for strategy consistency) but will be watching it closely to learn how it moves on bad new. Might still be a good buy though for other people with more knowle... |
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Sure, as are LinkedIn profiles, but still no reason to give more ammunition to idiots online
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how would you go about using a vehicle plate anyway? |
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Selling naked options anyways. Covered just limits your profit.
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Yeah, that's what I meant by 'can be unlimited'. There are strategies to cap your losses when selling, but your losses are always capped when buying. |
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I was a long. Sold some at $369, the rest at $334. Love the products. But Elon's lost it.
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>I bought some shares years ago and i'm just going to let it ride and peek at them when im 65. |
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Great stores in L.A. too.
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The stores in Canada were pretty nice too. There are now no stores in Canada. |
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hourly pls?
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'making money yet?'
'still no' |
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You gave up halfway through too?
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That day for no particular reason, I decided to give up halfway through too |
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I still think there’s a lot of potential for earnings as even with negative PR people are still going to buy the pizza brand they like.
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“Poison pillz”? |
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Except money returned Elon’s hair.
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Also skin care |
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Wait so is selling a bull put spread when you open a bull put spread? If so I sold bull put spreads and I still died AMA
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bull put.
it's kind of implied that you sell. wouldn't be very bullish to buy a put. spread just means you hedged with the opposite further otm, so bought a put at a lower st... |
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It's just a reminder that we are all Christian traders and lose money for the lord because he doesn't want us to have worldly possessions. Bless you brother, bless you
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Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Holy Fuckbeans, I Lost my Ass on these Optionnnsss |
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Update?
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Sold around open. Only made about 2 grandish. Should have held on longer. |
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Volume and open interest on 9/21 is better than other dates. I would get some trendies now and then maybe double down on future calls leading up to earnings depending on how the next few months play out
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Why not buy leaps and just cash out during the run up? |
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I'm in too because I like the font he used.
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This DD doesn’t make sense. MoviePass, while hilariously unsustainable, meant that AMC raked in tons of cash. MoviePass was a huge benefit for AMC since they bought and sold tickets pretty much at-cost. Not sure why OP thinks replacing this service with a disc... |
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*wipes mouth off*
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Flair checks out |
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Hah, no worries. Wouldn't have posted if it was bothering me.
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Hang in there. Wait a few days and mentally regroup. I recommend getting blackout drunk tonight and forgetting all about it. Wait a few days, make a small trade, get that mojo back and you'll be at it again in no time. I lost thousands on Bo... |
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thx, wheres my prize?
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Some great profits if you bought calls then. |
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Thanks fam
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gotchoo bro |
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less volatility if it passes. Good if you're cover writer
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Fewer people speculating would lower IV and seller premiums |
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This man has single handedly kept our spirits alive
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Y'all the only reason I haven't sucked up my loss and continue to shill mu |
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and that's why I'm long GOOG, thankfully I bought at 926 so this dip doesnt hurt that much, although seeing it go below 1200 again is retarded
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So I got some GOOG today, thinking there was no reason for myself to get GOOGL, am I retarded? |
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Good luck! If you succeed, I succeed (i have 17.5c).
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My people |
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I've had worse, it's embarrassing.
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What gets me on this one though is...as long as his position is open, he is going to be paying interest on money he doesnt have....that sucks so badly. |
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Sweaty lol
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I get sweaty when I trade options on margin too |
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I tried making the point that the stock market going up helps anyone with a pension and got banned. Like seriously does no one on that sub have a fucking pension or retirement savings plan? Are they all just going to work until they die?
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Are you referring to r/LateStageCapitalism? If so, no one in that ... |
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Same here I bought 2 months out, hopefully I can reduce loss.
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Bought more because of $Nvda new GPUs coming out Monday which can boost it back to $47 |
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yes, he's most definitely getting ravaged though
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When did he buy rofl. |
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How would you run across the state unless you start at one end of it?
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With Mississippi, you start in the middle and run out of the state, never looking back. Nobody enters Mississippi on purpose. |
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No it's a total meme honestly if you want to make money don't come to this sub lol either invest in a decent stock or take options on a good, reliable option. Research is your friend
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Lol for sure |
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Have you heard of their subsidiary, shankspotter?
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$KNIFE |
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wonder if I can find them
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Use the way back machine. |
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I 2nd this
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all in favor pretend to say aye.. |
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You should see my OCT $80C
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U got a couple of month for mu to double |
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Ya I was going to buy somethin for my friend there but I ended up just givin him 20 bucks so theres extra DD
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Everyone loves a Barnes and Noble giftcard for their bday, great way to give them the choice to buy 2 books, or hit up their in-store starbucks 4 times |
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So the call you sold was the 75 strike and expired out of the money?
Do you have the cash in your account to cover the 72.5 call exercise?
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How much would I need in my account? I only had 1000 so I'm assuming that's not enough? |
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Everyone was screaming sell when AMZN was at 1300, same with NFLX at 250, this market is a huge bubble. AAPL could totally hit 300 before years end.
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lol that would be like adding 400b in marketcap |
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K
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Y |
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after this week's battlefield I'd guess a lot of us deserve one regardless of age
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No. |
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How’s it going, buddy?
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Im doing better than the haters lol |
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you smort
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Lmao. |
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Appl put...
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The autism runs strong |
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your cat's name is kevin miles? thats wild
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Yes when I first heard the name as a child I really loved it. Idk why |
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I didn’t downvote you, and I’m not tripping about it lol.
I think the word investing is correct. It’s not exactly gambling, but investing inherently holds risk, if you want large returns you take large risk.
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Nah dude, option trading without hedging your bets is closer to gambling then investing. ... |
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Anything cloud recorded as live will still have ads. Certain channels (FX is the worst) force you to watch network ads even with the no ad package.
Still a great service though.
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I'm pretty sure even then only a select few shows have forced ads. When I signed up, I remember it warning me about only ... |
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Already bought, got in a bit high for the 250c, but it won't matter.
If the teaser for their new GPU ( Which lists a name, and even has the GPS coordinates of where gamescom is ) ends up not being true, then NVDA can profit on trolling the shit out of me.
But if they announce it, moon baby!
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... |
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so did the rest of the market
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> so did the rest of the china market
>
Fify |
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Yup TJX is very healthy for retail. Got a couple ITM calls this week
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So its gonna beat earnings and tank right? |
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Hang in there. Wait a few days and mentally regroup. I recommend getting blackout drunk tonight and forgetting all about it. Wait a few days, make a small trade, get that mojo back and you'll be at it again in no time. I lost thousands on Boeing a few weeks ago and I'm back out in the trenches again.
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Th... |
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[Wealth Simple](https://wealthsimple.com/trade?r=qD9Fs)
Edited the link to go directly to their site.
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Cheeky hoser is using a referal link to get early access |
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'making money yet?'
'still no'
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*stock rises 80 points* |
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How long have you been short Tesla?
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When he realized he was retarded probably. Weebs are already the scum of our planet, but tesla shorts will make the aliens nuke us. |
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When did he buy rofl.
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I heard $380 actually. Someone had to buy the peak. |
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Are you referring to r/LateStageCapitalism? If so, no one in that subreddit knows a thing about finances. They complain that their minimum wage job at Walmart isn't enough to live a good life and blame it on 'the economy' rather than actually getting marketable skills or creating a budget.
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Yea I don’t k... |
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Yeah... it’s bad. Lol. Averaged down hoping for a pop enough to lower my loss. It was already so high.
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RIP |
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U got a couple of month for mu to double
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I could buy another 30 for the price I paid for the one I have
https://imgur.com/snVIZFF.jpg |
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Fuck you asshole, ain’t got time for that. Just tell us
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Lock up period expires in September |
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yes if you time the market perfectly every time, you'd print money nonstop
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I didn't mean the day before a big drop. Those are usually luck.. All I meant is that if you see something in free fall mode, jump in a put contract and leave when you see it slow its decent. I didnt do it on amazon because I'm a... |
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why did you think buying this much TSLA was a good idea? fucking a
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Mod applications here are so fucking expensive. |
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I thought Yelp went up way too much for their ER. I think it’s a terrible racket of a company so I picked up some puts and sat on them. I liked Nordstrom as a company and luxury goods has been doing well in ER.
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>luxury goods has been doing well
This is it. I bought some EL calls for Monday, let'... |
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When did you buy them?
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Weeks ago |
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~~Photoshop~~ ADBE
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Long $ HTML inspect Element |
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Toys R Us I’m pretty sure did this
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That doesnt bode well |
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maybe I can't quite see a pattern in the chart. Early on price rises on declining volume, lol. Later on volume spikes seem to be slightly to the right of the price spikes. Since volume slope is steeper I interpreted this as momentum runs: everyone rushes to buy on rising price and sells on declining. Kinda makes... |
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How them longs feeling now?
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Fine? I still have months before they are a long position. Probably buy another 10 shares if they dip below 300. |
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dude is down $41k already and he's asking about 'how far can a bee even see?'
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his phone autocorrected from bus |
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wiped out half my gambling account.
Even lost $5k on my account that is professionally managed
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Wait... You paid someone to manage money for you, and they put it in XIV?
Or just the general market volatility caused your investments to decrease by $5000? |
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I respect the hell out of this trade. I wish I’d had the balls to do it myself. When did you buy in?
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Went in on Aug 8 |
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Companies will love it because they won't have to deal with the hassle of always preparing for earnings. Institutional investor will love it because less public knowledge means more money to be made from inside access and connections. Just the everyday investing idiots like us will suffer because everything will... |
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i mean i shouldn't be laughing. i had 3k in 320 puts that expired last friday. FML
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fuckkk lol that sucks man. My condolences to you... |
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The comment was from last week
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Am I an idiot? |
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Chip makers?
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Frito Lay |
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And then Penn right? He a fruad
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Other way around. But first he went to school in Canada. Then transferred to penn. never actually went to Stanford. Apparently he got admitted into their PhD physics program but never went and decided to do zip2 his startup. |
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I think thats because you have too much gay porn on there
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touché |
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Lol you're being downvoted but a case and point is the reaction to Battlefield V. Pushing the diversity bs is turning people off and the reaction to the game has been significantly more negative than its predecessors
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How about forcing every company with over $1 billion in revenue to allow the federal go... |
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Shit, that sounds like a good business model. Any specific companies you know of who do this 'online store' thing? That could be a real money maker.
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I remember one online store in the 90s that sold books. I forgot the name if it though. |
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I have 2000 September calls. So... it's goin go down, bro
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Just sell some $2050 August calls to make up losses over the long call |
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Weird I have T-Mobile and pull 100GB through my mobile hot spot and never have any problems with their service.
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This is exactly why we need to short T-Mobile. |
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one eye lash, nose, and a little of the lips.
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Nah, I see a fat pussy and big tits |
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IPhone XXII
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A Papa Cook Christmas card |
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potus?
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president of the united fucking states |
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Definitely not jail. He likely broke some SEC rules, maybe a decent fine. Besides he is too rich for jail. Unless he personally bought or sold stocks, his manipulation is just a little more hype than most executives and PR types get away with all the time. The FBI jail time laws don't care if you're the CEO, his... |
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Lmao so many thirsty faggits here. Not knowing OP’s gf is a 42 yrs old hag.
Yeah go ahead eat that pussy.
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If she’s 42, and looks that great, holy shit. Why would anyone turn her down. |
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You bet your ass I'm a fucking degenerate, BBQ sauce is my crack, the fuck you doing eat tendies without BBQ sauce. You peasant
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all food exists as a vessel for sauce |
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cool. is there any disadvantage to using robin hood starting out? I signed up for that and thinkorswim
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Robinhood is one of the only brokerages that lets you trade stocks and options with no commissions. Saves you $5 to $10 per trade, which can add up if you are a degenerate gambler trading often.
D... |
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It’s called liquidate that ira
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Or your unused furniture/parent's jewelry |
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And Penn, lmao.
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And Queen's. The Berkley of Canada |
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