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Like as you are scrolling and it highlights a show and plays a clip? I've never had an ad like YouTube or something.
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Actually I haven't seen them before. I was thinking of Amazon Prime Video. They have been doing it for a while. |
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They jacked up product prices up to 10x or something but offered a 100% rebate on every item sold. They presumed only half the buyers would go for the rebate and they would keep the profits. That is not what happened.
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Wow that is retarded a 6% rebate with a 10% increase would have worked though. |
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This is bad for MU.
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Always bad for mu |
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It's ok. OP may have already fucked her without ever even meeting her.
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'umm hey babe what's this margin call thingy that popped up?? 😐 I signed up for the robinhood gold like you said so I can get the free option thingys but now it say negative balance??? can I get a reeeeeefund I'm scared babe' |
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Are they still going or were they 8/17?
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8/17. Prob one of my worst trades. I ended up just buying like 500 shares and plan on holding. |
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I sell weeklies. Normally $2 above current strike. This week I decided I'm getting out of micron. Sold $52 weekly when it was at $51.40 convinced it'd get exercised.
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I'm guessing with it being so far OTM that you sell on Monday to get a decent premium? |
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What gets me on this one though is...as long as his position is open, he is going to be paying interest on money he doesnt have....that sucks so badly.
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He's going to get margin called for what he doesn't have\* |
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Lol this is gonna go over very fucking well not to mention they still haven't solved their cash burn problem. Short $NFLX.
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Wouldn’t ads be a solution? |
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I owned RAD stock and options just before this, if I remember right the merger was only going to convert stock at a for something around $1.85ish. When it came out the math showed little upside.
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I agree that 2.5 is goofy but I expected the stock to go up if the merger failed. My 1.5 calls got fucked. |
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Damn ni🕎🕎a what did you buy?
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He put his money into Enron musk. |
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Not shit... What other obvious statements would you like to make?
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I worked at a bank a while back. Had a few 'stock traders' come in talking about gainz. What's your secret? I'd ask. Watch this show on cable MAD MONEY. Buy what he recommends. This was a lot of them. They're all sucking cock for food now... |
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The only true non-profit here is our portfolios
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Top notch comment. Gonna short it. |
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Careful nigger.
https://imgur.com/gallery/PHk7o
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You're in a sub full of degenerate gamblers, drug addicts, and alcoholics, and we all know youre the real fucking loser. |
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Almost thought you were describing wsb there for a second.
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at least wsb can fall back on the autism excuse
what do they have? |
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This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCJcEOYuuII
And this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXZIW161ryI
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Thank you kind sir. And what app is it that you guys are using? |
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>luxury goods has been doing well
This is it. I bought some EL calls for Monday, let's see.
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Dear god, anything but Estée Lauder. High end retail makeup is getting wrecked from third party brands (Kylie Jenner line for example). Do what you want but I fear for you |
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Where did you buy options?
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Robinhood. Owned a few right before the reverse split |
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Biotelemtry (BEAT) and Teledoc (TDOC) still doing super solid for me. At the top of their 52 week range and growing. Get in while you still can
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Solid picks, I'm in both as well. |
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How is that possible? The stock is down.
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Because I’m an autist and meant to say puts |
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> Its the same thing with MU, yea they're printing money right now, but how long does that last?
Decades. The future of semis is only gonna get bigger until something crazy like biological circuits comes out. Do investors still think computers are just a fad?
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See dot com bubble burst. Some tech... |
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When he realized he was retarded probably. Weebs are already the scum of our planet, but tesla shorts will make the aliens nuke us.
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Gotcha, like do you buy a far out expiry date or keep it within 1-3 months, or shorter |
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[oh boi](https://i.gifer.com/CKHD.mp4)
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You're gonna go far here. |
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But the stock market isn't a casino? There are definitely patterns...
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Can't tell if humour intended |
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its impressive that he made money not using FDs?
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I guess the 1000% is what surprises me. Am used to seeing those kinds of gain from gambling and lucking on FDs. |
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I thought class-action meant youre included unless you opt out
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I'm not sure of the details, but it would probably be good to follow up in case you do need to do something. |
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Buffett and Cook from BRK and AAPL lmao. Be sure to update us on your short
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Source? Sounds particularly idiotic for either of them. Quarterly reporting is about transparency and accountability. It shouldn’t be a particular burden in any well run organisation. Nor should companies pander to investor shor... |
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I also like Hulu better because they have much better tv shows. I don’t own any Netflix and a significant portion of my portfolio is in Disney stock and options but Hulu really doesn’t have many good movies. That said I would still cancel Netflix if I wasn’t just using someone else’s account for free.
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&... |
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They make a profit.
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Two people saying opposite shit, both upvoted. Solid WSB DD we got here boys. |
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Only if you want to stop disappointing your parents
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Oh I fucking hate them. So I guess I don't have to read. Thank god.
So how will this help my gainz |
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I think it’s a bit late for that but hey this is wsb sell low buy high
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Buy puts so I can call |
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And if you discount that $12 to perpetuity (literally the end of the earth and heat death of the universe), that's a present value of $400.
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Found an educated economist here. Get him folks! |
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What happened to the ETFs--> direct stock shares --> FDs path that most of us took to reach our level of degeneracy?
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that progression is so accurate i feel personally attacked. |
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I didn't even know they had 5 letter stocks. Are they like the penny stocks of the penny stock world?
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Longer, broker, and yet still people are buying it. HMNYQ. Coming soon to a market near you. |
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yeah he left stanford like two days after school started, probably the most stanford thing you can ever do
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He was part of that whole Yale thing |
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Are you actually retarded or is someone paying you to be? PayPal wasn't built on government handouts. Neither was Zip2. SpaceX has to compete with other rocket companies and Russia for government contracts. The Boring company has no handouts. Nor does Neuralink. Nor does OpenAI.
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The things he's known fo... |
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Wow, $SEAS is a symbol. I hadn't even considered that dumpster fire being publicly traded.
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and somehow up 250% this year. short candidate maybe? |
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but AMZN they said.
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buy Amd they said. |
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Oh, look at mister fat cat over here, a whole dollar? Damn!
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He must work for Tesla. |
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It's almost as if the world would just be better without Twitter
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This timeline is actually a borderline timeline: almost a Purgatory, almost an outer Hell. Twitter is the anchor which makes it that. |
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When was there real DD here?
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Before Robinhood |
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It fucking better! I sat out watching it run non stop from $180 to $400. Bought in at $380 and it tanks 2 weeks later.
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13 reasons why |
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Hello inflation
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Gotta pay off all this obscene debt somehow. May as well fuck over people who save money right? |
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Is that considered a lot? MTCH has like 50% and that was a great short squeeze after earnings and it’s my only reference point
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I would consider it a lot yes. Most of the companies I look at are under %2. |
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What kind of virgin actually makes money
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Rich ones? |
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So, it's your assertion that an equipment manufacturer and a chip manufacturer have the same customers?
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I love this place so much. Everyone pumps two companies and has no idea what they do. Other than “lol memory”
Although, his point is almost right. It’s obviously not surprising a manufacturer and... |
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seriously? Buses from China to Thailand? Do you have idea how long the trip would take? Chinese go to Vietnam to find wives.
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Considering I visit Pattaya 4 months of the year and own a few condos there as vacation rentals, I have seen the chinese tour buses many many times. The chinese tour buses are a ... |
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I'm just curious what they realistically expect to happen. Their income could be cut 75% and they'd still have a reasonable PE.
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They expect profits and revenues to fall and the PE to significantly increase, or worse, go negative. |
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I worked at a bank a while back. Had a few 'stock traders' come in talking about gainz. What's your secret? I'd ask. Watch this show on cable MAD MONEY. Buy what he recommends. This was a lot of them. They're all sucking cock for food now.
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How often do you feed them? |
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Sold around open. Only made about 2 grandish. Should have held on longer.
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Profit is profit man. That hold longer mentality has fucked me before. Good on you for getting out. |
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Yeah, whatever happened to uhaupt91
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Banned for promoting his YouTube channel and Patreon, iirc |
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power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Few people have ever been able to reject power when offered. Not many people are Cincinnatus who gave up power when crisis was over. |
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He literally said it himself in a interview.. Doesn't exactly qualify as hearsay.
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Did you hear him say it? Hearsay. |
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I mean yeah but is BRK gonna go up another 20%-30% before pulling back 10%-15%? Then you’d be out gains. Nobody knows.
What I do know is that BRK holds about 20-25% of its market cap in cash, and cash doesn’t drop in value (for the most part). They also own at least 5% of Apple, who also holds an enormou... |
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I don’t even know what wang stands for I just know you all like dick in your mouth. <3
Walmart Anne-Frank ni🅱🅱a gang?
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A+ for effort? |
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/r/nvidia
the whole frontpage is full of leaks and all posted in the last few hours
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Think this will materially effect the stock? |
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Lmao you must be sugandese to be such a shit talker
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What's a sugandesé? |
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That’s the sort of graph that makes me trust OP.
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I’ve lost 3k in the past month |
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You're gonna go far here.
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He still has miles to go |
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Do that
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Do not do that. Bonds OP, bonds |
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Those who can’t teach, teach gym.
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Those who can't teach gym, become locker room attendants. |
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Did you buy one share to fake out the market?
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I bought 1 share of SPX and 1 share of SPXS. I'm responsible for stagflation. |
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Dear god, anything but Estée Lauder. High end retail makeup is getting wrecked from third party brands (Kylie Jenner line for example). Do what you want but I fear for you
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Estée Lauder is crushing it, revenue is up and they raised forward guidance last earnings. They are also killing it with their onlin... |
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What is a better way to word it?
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Number of chest freezers full of tendy |
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Mobile payment system, you can get them for $10 at Walmart and then they refund you the $10, they plug into your phone
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Wait is this serious? |
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Big store by my house in the states has a waiting list until 2020 for subs.
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You wouldn’t know that Rolex is fake |
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Lmfao ikr
In my 8 hour work day I probably spend like 30 mins of actually working
They even let me work from home now so I spend 2-3 days at home during the week
When I’m at work I just go on a lot of walks to the cafe on site and get coffees, check stocks, sit by the window in the cafe and look a... |
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What he meant is that you're trading not investing.
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You mean degenerately gambling, not trading. |
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Or SJW’s who want the world to know they “woke”
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And have a rich mummy and dad |
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if you had asked people in fall of 2001, many wouldn't have thought Jeff Skilling would have ended up in prison. and Jeff was 10 times more intelligent than Enron Musk.
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This guy doesn't know the meaning of trading on emotion lol |
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I see vagina is not going to be diverting your resources, ever...
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Yeah you're mom lets me get it whenever for free... |
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2 and 3 central? So 5 and 6 ET...?
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2-3 central is 3-4 eastern. |
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Roseanne had already admitted that was a lie. After it didn't take she came up with other excuses. So clearly it wasn't ambien then..
She just racist. She has other racist comments from the past.
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I had a friend walk around naked doing diff eq (college) in the whiteboard we had in a room and he does... |
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Start an electric car company and then commit securities fraud
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Funding unsecured 😂😂😂😓😓😭 |
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Fixing brakes is easy, fixing an ambien addiction not so much needs medical help or someone to lock up all his devices like a 12 year old at bed time.
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I believe our gambling addiction is worse than an ambien addiction. Lock our moneys in ally please |
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There's a thin line between success and failure.
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If only MoviePass knew they just had to charge 1$ more |
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more pain to come, why would you want to catch a falling knife?
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mOrE pAiN tO cOmE wHy wOuLD yOu wAnT tO cAtCh a fAlLiNg kNiFe |
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LOL this one was in Northern Virginia but I think they said they have locations all over the country. No proof was given, it was a straight up sales pitch so providing proof might have helped their cause a little.
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Went to one in California ... it’s basically like they are trying to charge you for colleg... |
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pretty soon you'll be able to taste it
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Fucking got me geekin |
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sourceeeee?
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https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/google-stock-price-waymo-worth-100-billion-more-than-before-morgan-stanley-2018-8-1027439248
Morgan Stanley not jp |
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Hi I'm Drew and i've been addicted to Cane's for 10 years now..
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Hi Drew. I myself just today grabbed a box combo on the way home from work with a sweet tea. It was delicious! |
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The one where Gromit is on a train laying down extra tracks
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Gottem! |
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well I'd be hesitant if the statement 'I don't really know what that is' is followed by advice 🤔🤔
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The statement also includes 'I don't know how to google that and read what it is either'. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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Free speech is a concept that exists outside of the first amendment. Maybe instead of trying to police people's language you could spend four seconds muting the guy and then move on with your gay little existence.
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Where does the concept diverge from the law? Does the concept of free speech state that on... |
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Source is I had some valuable intel in the 80's. I got a buffet from Buffet.
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Ah the classic Buffett Blowie, those were the days. |
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can confirm, he was running from the evil penguin
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Oh shit, had completely forgotten that guy. |
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Don’t worry bro I’ve got 4 more contracts for the 305 8/24 Put. It’s ITM but I’ll be waiting with a near dead battery on Monday morning praying for more bad news.
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Then don't lie to us. |
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Shkreli was first imprisoned over a tweet where he made a joke about Hillary being a thot. Thats a pretty absurd sentencing by a judge.
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He was on probation when he made that tweet though |
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I'm long TSLA bro! Down 86%<3
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How would you be down 86%? It's only dropped like 20, maybe 25% from peak. Oh, right, WSB... |
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Give me enough margin and I'll show you
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You might be interested in my company, it's called LTCM. Pm me and I can provide unlimited leverage |
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Minus another 4%
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It’s not mu |
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Not anymore, thanks to automation.
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there's still a lot of exploitation in that area |
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Cant tell if serious or not, legitimately hoping tho
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This is why I come to this sub |
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try masturbating while listening to her voice. it's impossible.
not that i'd know, or anything. just a suggestion.
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Not gonna happen, I feel like throwing up when I hear her voice. |
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Welfare queens are the worst.
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Welfare queens are no more prominent than people that scam money in the stock market. Neither are ok but neither are worth ruining it for the rest. You wouldn’t shut down the stock market because of a few bad eggs. Same with helping the poor. |
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AMD will take big hit with new Nvidia GPU
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AMDs rise is largely from them taking CPU marketshare from Intel, no? Does AMD sell that many GPUs? |
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The feds haven’t. States have. Counties have. Pretty sure SF and Seattle are up to something ridiculous like $21 by 2020.
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With cost of the living out there they still will be bitching about minimum wage at $21. |
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Whoops
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Happy little accident :). |
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Op said 6 months so what’s the point of FDs
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To peer pressure into 100% fag... |
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