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### Comment:
I was just giving kudos. I only ever buy MU.
### REPLY:
Hello fellow poor person
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### Comment:
How to invest in Koreans?
### REPLY:
Skhynix is easy to buy.
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### Comment:
Long $wtr as always
### REPLY:
r u michel burry
### END. |
### Comment:
Eric Andre show
### REPLY:
Yaboobay
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### Comment:
too late
### REPLY:
how u type dis
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### Comment:
Is FBLA the sister organization of NAMBLA that caters to fat fetishes?
### REPLY:
Fraternity of Butthole Licking Adults
They do a lot of outreach to the younger crowd.
### END. |
### Comment:
They used to say that about Gold....
### REPLY:
Nothing gold can stay when a trillion fingers are grabbing for every ounce they can.
### END. |
### Comment:
Fuck don’t say that I’m down $4k should I sell or dig deeper into the crevasse
### REPLY:
Don't go in the crevice, Charlie!
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### Comment:
GME Jan20? Really? You think it’ll show any liquidity when you want to exit?
### REPLY:
No not really, gonna have to ride it to execution and the writer will have to pay up. In this sense it is a bit risky.
I can't see Gamestop surviving much longer though and on the off chance we get a recession, with already weak fundamentals, they're going to 0 or at least near it. At the very least I think it will be trading at around half of what it does now (15).
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### Comment:
Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad.
### REPLY:
do you happen to have the map
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### Comment:
it's intrabank loan rate, more of a short term measure
### REPLY:
Of a different thing.
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### Comment:
That's what happened to my portfolio I won the market so I guess back to level 1.
### REPLY:
NG+
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### Comment:
Of course they want an SSN. It's a financial institution.
### REPLY:
Jesus Christ just go to DreamMarket and buy one
### END. |
### Comment:
Underrated app
### REPLY:
I like the interface and the scrolling prices on the right side. I wish they did options.
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### Comment:
next few years? WTF man.
### REPLY:
Just saying, I held NVDA for over 8 years before it truly broke out.
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### Comment:
ALPHA MALE CHAD BULL MARKET TRADERS ONLY
### REPLY:
buy the dip
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### Comment:
This comment makes me want some seafood gumbo
### REPLY:
Ask your seafood for derivatives trading tips then repost them here. Content creators welcome
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### Comment:
Yeah, you know what, you're right. Also, people shouldn't be able to vote because they didn't go to school for political science.
### REPLY:
The problem is that nobody listens to the political scientists anymore when they make their voting decision. Not even to get facts and a second opinion.
When Trump got elected, 'post truth era' became sort of a short lived buzzword. I think we're still living in it.
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### Comment:
Can you post your positions? How did you clear +$415k
### REPLY:
If he dipped 5% today his portfolio is 1.8m. When you have 1.8m in your portfolio neither of those are CRAZY amounts in comparison
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### Comment:
Nah i take it December, this is stuff i learned in finance classes last year.
I wish those books shit talked the way people here do, itd make studying a lot more fun.
### REPLY:
For real, I had a case study over NFLX in my operations management class this spring that was talking about them mailing DVDs.
What the fuck is a DVD?
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### Comment:
Hit the wrong button and buy instead of sell.
True story this morning.
### REPLY:
You are fucking retarder
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### Comment:
-Stocks largely shrug off mounting trade war
-maybe buy?
-jk lol trade wars suck.
-pls green fairy come back
I'm not hoping back in till I see where this shit goes.
### REPLY:
So buy high sell low?
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### Comment:
This is pretty good
### REPLY:
This is so true and great. Remember that dude who asked if Trump would make him sell his $IQ?
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### Comment:
Meme stock holders don’t care about 4% moves due to currency fluctuations.
MIMA. Make $IQ Moon Again
### REPLY:
Pence would approve
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### Comment:
Don’t be a pussy just hold.
### REPLY:
Its not the WSB way but i cant argue...
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### Comment:
???????? Am i the only one that isn't lmfao ?
### REPLY:
I've learned that no one on wsb actually discusses good trades. We just continuously speculate about bullshit like IQ and AMD and save the real gems for ourselves.
### END. |
### Comment:
I mean the capital requirements to sell naked calls is far more than to buy the same put for most people unless they have a 3-leg sized account.
So for most of the wsb posters selling calls are out.
### REPLY:
S P R E A D S
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### Comment:
Welcome to America where it is the only country to have this PDT rule to protect people from losing money
### REPLY:
It's so fucked up. Keeps me from locking in gains, keeps me from cutting losses.
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### Comment:
What can indicate this. I wanna believe you buy I'm worried it could be a reversal, it is still a downward trend and all my indicators show that except for hourly and 5 min.
### REPLY:
Indicators? WSB isn't for you.
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### Comment:
Good. They were stupid to threaten Trump.
### REPLY:
How did they threaten Trump?
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### Comment:
If we are all in the same boat, I should probably sell my puts.
### REPLY:
Lol. That’s true. This morning it’s up but that means nothing.
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### Comment:
7/20 #NeverForget
### REPLY:
7/20 $70 I'm either losing it all or I'm going to be rich see you fucks on the other side
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### Comment:
That is what would make sense if the stock wasn't being manipulated by institutions, analysts etc. MU will go flying up exactly when you don't expect it because they want us to sell and/or not buy before the run up.
### REPLY:
Yeah, one day boom, 5% up. They can explain why after the fact.
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### Comment:
Ride em out. But looks like you got greedy and bought in without much time to maneuver.
### REPLY:
Yeah. Stop buying FDs than end two weeks later... I learned the hard way too
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### Comment:
Jesus. Well... say hi when you come back
### REPLY:
I will be still around. Just trying to play a lot less.
It is ok. It was just profit that I lost.
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### Comment:
It still needs to regain a great deal of ground before I break even, but at least I have almost 4 business weeks left for the July calls, and \~8 for the August calls (I bought 13 calls for Aug 17th at 1.90 as well).
### REPLY:
I need to read their report. They give any guidance? I know they expect q3 and q4 to be decent
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### Comment:
the golden age of memes. long live u/haupt91
### REPLY:
Memes? This is real life.
Most of the people here will never hit it big on Wall Street, they don't have what it takes. You gotta be willing to stick your phone up a CEO's ass to hit the big time. /u/haupt91 understands that. That's why he's the king.
### END. |
### Comment:
Don't believe the fake news. Things are better then ever here in the USA. Obama was a good talker and promised change but didn't deliver.
### REPLY:
I hope you dont completely disregard other peoples opinion (or opposing parties) by using the term 'fake news' so often.
### END. |
### Comment:
Loaded up on 272 SPY 7/20's just before close yesterday... Hoping for a miracle after a 15% loss for the week. I actually feel sick about this shit, know those feels
### REPLY:
Stopped out and then it rallies. Might as well just start my money on fire, would be more enjoyable.
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### Comment:
Buying puts after missing a 6% drop sounds reasonable 🙄. Then not taking profits after it somehow manages to drop another 1%. You’re something special. You should get a plaque.
### REPLY:
MU lows have been trending higher.
$51 puts after a market drop like this is beyond me unless he bought it when it was $62. I don’t see how anything good can come out of this lol
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### Comment:
Trump is trying to get you dumbasses a good opportunity to get into these stocks on sale sheesh give me a break the whole markets on sale and all anyone can do is complain
### REPLY:
Oh yes Trump definitely has this sub in mind when making these decisions through bullshit reasoning
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### Comment:
What exactly is the bull case for gold?
### REPLY:
Inflation and DXY weakness.
Take a look at the last Fed hike cycle (2000's) and see how gold performed there.
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### Comment:
Forgive me for not googling, but WTF is the story with the tent???
### REPLY:
They set up a factory assembly line in a tent to get over the line
Also duh of course Elon knows they’ll deliver he already warned shorts to prepare themselves for short ma geddon
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### Comment:
RemindMe! One year “Stock Mkt Performance”
### REPLY:
Did you do this in 2015 and 2016 as well?
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### Comment:
no costco in australia
### REPLY:
Sorry.
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### Comment:
if you keep buying the dip eventually you'll get to the minimum and it'll be impossible to lose any more money
### REPLY:
exactly
### END. |
### Comment:
Jesus Christ just go to DreamMarket and buy one
### REPLY:
You got a TOR address for that?
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### Comment:
Def Leppard?
### REPLY:
[Def Leppard - Animal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI)
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### Comment:
I
### REPLY:
C
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### Comment:
OP thinks the market is going to bounce back _next week_ so he sells everything, lol
### REPLY:
Says he's sick and tired of timing the market. Proceeds to time the market by giving a turnaround date. OP fucking dumb
### END. |
### Comment:
S T A L E
T
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S
### REPLY:
Lol does that mean not enough hype/volume?
### END. |
### Comment:
Literally everything Trump has done and the people he has appointed act against Libertarian principles.
### REPLY:
Tax reform, and border security are libertarian. Strengthening military is as well. Defense and securing borders are both something libertarians leave to the state. So not quite
### END. |
### Comment:
This entire sub already has autism, I think they could live with their IQ being down another 10%.
### REPLY:
idk, that 10% might be the tipping point
### END. |
### Comment:
So you keep the shares?
### REPLY:
What shares? All options.
### END. |
### Comment:
We still have 6 more months clown. Jesus 2017 spoiled you brats.
### REPLY:
Hahha my buddy is new to investing and he complained he only made 3k on a 34k investment. 'I dunno I guess the market is doing okay' is what he said. I asked him when he invested, he said 'March'
LOL 10% in 3 months! Spoiled fucks
### END. |
### Comment:
I didn't take this as a prophetic piece about what was happening or going to happen. Instead, it struck me as one of the first 'pro' article from a reputable source on the trade tactics with China.
### REPLY:
I wouldnt worry about trying to convince them otherwise. This is probably one of the few articles I've seen that wasn't just 'America is fucked, fuck trump' and actually provided an analysis of the other side's situation. People would rather hold their narrative that the US is fucked because of Trumo than take the time to look at both sides and get the whole picture.
### END. |
### Comment:
But AMD has Sue Bae your argument is invalid
### REPLY:
I tried to help... I really did
### END. |
### Comment:
Sell or buy puts
### REPLY:
Yes
### END. |
### Comment:
I really want to see him try to justify it and answer this
### REPLY:
'i have the big gay nao it feels great getting fucked'
### END. |
### Comment:
I ain't got time for that. I wanna be rich now
### REPLY:
my nigga
### END. |
### Comment:
why don't you buy puts?
### REPLY:
i don't like playing earnings for exactly the reason I just mentioned. it's always crazy and backwards. whatever seems logical, it's always the opposite. like the moment you have an opinion, it causes everything to go against that... so I just stay away.
### END. |
### Comment:
Kept averaging down on my 29.5 6/29s Friday and sold yesterday for a 50% loss.
### REPLY:
\#wsb
### END. |
### Comment:
Wish HOG could make up its mind about where it wants to go
### REPLY:
Down
### END. |
### Comment:
4k%
### REPLY:
Losing money in HD
### END. |
### Comment:
Ahh, okay. Never heard of Morning Joe.
The 'Who Wants to be Broke' one was cool and recognizable. Would love to see another game show. The Price is Right, Family Feud, or something like that.
### REPLY:
That's a good idea too. Might look into that.
### END. |
### Comment:
Is it still a YOLO if I just buy actual shares and don't even do options?
### REPLY:
With this stock, yes
### END. |
### Comment:
Inflation and DXY weakness.
Take a look at the last Fed hike cycle (2000's) and see how gold performed there.
### REPLY:
Dec 2017 talk? Look where we are back at now.
### END. |
### Comment:
god dammit that's in my browser history now
### REPLY:
It’s logged in my company’s proxy now
### END. |
### Comment:
Eh market sentiment towards home builders... tariffs... stupid things. I think if no terrible news comes out in next two days or so it could rally but wtf do I know
### REPLY:
I listened to the conference call, and they said there was absolutely no sign that interest rates were hurting demand, since wage growth was completely offsetting it.
Not that that means anything, because the market clearly wants my options to expire worthless... ugh.
### END. |
### Comment:
If you have any insight into the industry, I'd love to talk to you about it if you had the time. Basically I wouldn't monetize directly off Youtube. I'd probably try to build a website where I'd host the gifs,Youtube vids etc. I'd try to turn it into a weekly/daily thing depending on the interest - but I do know that Youtube has basically destroyed ad revenue from their content creators.
### REPLY:
You could do an early access thing where your memes come out a day or so early and subscribers could pay to view. Platforms like yours.org can do a 10+ cent paywall for bonus content on posts as well. I know I'd pay for first look at dank memes.
### END. |
### Comment:
Give em to me young, broke, and normie and in no time I’ll make em retarded
### REPLY:
Great Grindr profile.
### END. |
### Comment:
Just remember this rhyme I learned in business school to help you remember:
Hanging man candle stick,
replaces your tendies with a big black dick.
### REPLY:
But not today
### END. |
### Comment:
damn Visa BTFD baby
### REPLY:
I've been dip buying for like two weeks now, averaging down any time its below my cost average in the afternoon. If we crank out a good run before ER I'm gonna be fucking lit.
### END. |
### Comment:
printing industry in 2k18
### REPLY:
Yup, luckily I fell into packaging. Slow steady growth. Unlike publication which sucks.
### END. |
### Comment:
my thing is (not at computer rn) if i bought a 20 dollar strike with 45 dollar premium, anything over 65 share price before 2020 expiration is profitx100 for the contract. seems more sound than buying close OTM/several months out? just costs hell of a lot more
### REPLY:
It costs more cause its worth more
### END. |
### Comment:
I had to email them and ask about being able to buy spreads. I said I wanted spreads to ~~have more leverage~~ reduce my risk.
### REPLY:
They’re not even replying to me I emailed them twice.
### END. |
### Comment:
If you look at the spread on any of the meme stock options you see that the sellers of these things are the real winners regardless of the outcome.
### REPLY:
i sold covered calls but of course the 100 shares going down outweighs the gains from calls worth less.
### END. |
### Comment:
I've learned that no one on wsb actually discusses good trades. We just continuously speculate about bullshit like IQ and AMD and save the real gems for ourselves.
### REPLY:
Accurate
### END. |
### Comment:
They? Most of us didn’t vote for the guy, those that did that have 401ks that are getting fucked too. How about we stay to being stupid and make stock picks and stay away from politics homie.
### REPLY:
or vote the fcking gop to hell in November homie
### END. |
### Comment:
I also think there was profit taking of people cutting their losses.. so maybe now we can see some real action. This stock is way undervalued
### REPLY:
Look at those target prices, all updated today except the last
### END. |
### Comment:
which would be a lot more respectable if you weren't just bitching about what other people sound like.
### REPLY:
FUCK.
### END. |
### Comment:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
### REPLY:
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) 'you dropped this sir'
### END. |
### Comment:
I dunno. Brunettes for life.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/288/620/459.png
### REPLY:
Dude shaved fast
### END. |
### Comment:
Bro he's long INTC - No point in asking him questions, he can't read.
### REPLY:
They might have legit reasons. It's nice to get away from echo chambers.
### END. |
### Comment:
I just dropped ~~25~~ 30 bucks on 120 shares the second it goes up I'm dropping this shit like it's hot
### REPLY:
You better... don't want to keep all that capital at risk
### END. |
### Comment:
Wish Austin had that spirit! Most people here bitching about how they can't afford stuff on their band gigs/artisan jewelry etsy salary.
### REPLY:
Oh fuck off, you know I deserve $15/hr + benefits for doing shitty cocaine in the bathroom at Emo's and singing about oppressive social constructs like biology. Your stupid stock money could've paid for 3 years of trendy haircuts, not to mention merch for my already-defunct band 😠
### END. |
### Comment:
So much of reddit has become that, its pathetic. A bunch of queer high schoolers with $1000 iPhones thinking communism/socialism is the answer.
### REPLY:
I'm just eternally grateful none of them can vote yet, and cautiously optimistic that by the time they can, they either snap out of it or become depressed and think their vote doesn't count.
### END. |
### Comment:
He also looks a little drunk, which is nice.
### REPLY:
*normal
### END. |
### Comment:
GL
### REPLY:
appreciate your prayers
### END. |
### Comment:
I've tried so hard to make something out of that scene, you have no idea. Everything ends up a little bit off. I'll revisit it.
### REPLY:
Do the first 'oil man' speech, first half of the movie where he walks out of a pitch when the crowd gets rowdy.
### END. |
### Comment:
I grabbed 272 puts that expire tomorrow for 80 cents about 2 minutes ago.
### REPLY:
$$$$$$?
### END. |
### Comment:
technically like 40k overall
if you follow my bets you are legally retarded
### REPLY:
😂
### END. |
### Comment:
Plebes don't own Alexas, only yuppy tech workers. Short qqq
### REPLY:
So plebes don't own Alexas, only a synonym for plebes. Got it.
### END. |
### Comment:
Gotta love that my booze will have its own Uber right to my door.
### REPLY:
Now you don’t even have to sober up a bit and put on pants to get more cheap swill. What a time to be alive.
### END. |
### Comment:
What stock?
### REPLY:
Probably just smashing the RH app button in an autistic haze thinking he's all in
### END. |
### Comment:
It went in the red, then in the green, then in the red, back in the green. YOLO! I can't take money to heaven :)
### REPLY:
You are gonna have a long 8 months if you've already checked it that many times. Chill out dude
### END. |
### Comment:
https://i.imgur.com/KcAYDcN.jpg
hmm I dunno. Slim chance you see $2 on those
### REPLY:
it has super low volume right now but hopefully will pick up 1-2 weeks before ER
### END. |
### Comment:
If anything making non retarded decisions says it isn't. But that is still such a nice compliment. One of us
### REPLY:
Non-retarded? You're following the whim of a man-child given too much power.
Savvy and potentially profitable, sure, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it's 'non-retarded' thia early into the game. Again, though, I'm happy for you, I hope you never go broke.
### END. |
### Comment:
> all countries
but namely *that* one.
### REPLY:
[been waiting to repost this](https://i.redd.it/7vka6slec3q01.gif)
### END. |
### Comment:
How?
### REPLY:
interest, robinhood gold
https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/202853769-How-Robinhood-Makes-Money
### END. |
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