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### Comment: who the fuck let this guy in? ### REPLY: oh, I had 90% of my account in options on monday, I belong here. ### END.
### Comment: Eh, I never really like to hold anything less than a few weeks. I guess I could have made a few bucks yesterday, but I rather play long ### REPLY: 'I never like to hold anything less than a few weeks' 'But I'd rather play long' You are one of us, get this fag some tenddies ### END.
### Comment: I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day. ### REPLY: In WSB, jokes go inside you. ### END.
### Comment: i don't like playing earnings for exactly the reason I just mentioned. it's always crazy and backwards. whatever seems logical, it's always the opposite. like the moment you have an opinion, it causes everything to go against that... so I just stay away. ### REPLY: What if we all think we are staring at the same graph but actually it is a different graph and reality for all of us. We think we see the same data but we see different dimensions and that is why we are all crazy. ### END.
### Comment: I'm just eternally grateful none of them can vote yet, and cautiously optimistic that by the time they can, they either snap out of it or become depressed and think their vote doesn't count. ### REPLY: What? You mean in 2-3 years? You talk about it as if it's in the far future, and with how Universities are don't count on anybody snapping out of it... ### END.
### Comment: appreciate your prayers ### REPLY: Auto tistic ?. That same call right now and is over 22K. Does that mean you are up 4 or 5 grand? ### END.
### Comment: Confident we will break 1800+ ? ### REPLY: Not entirely, but I watched at least 5 people lose a down payment on a home yesterday so I think a $173 contract is ez yolo ### END.
### Comment: I just can't get behind Oracle cloud. Their whole thing is not letting you run Oracle RAC etc on other clouds. Their value add is literally locking you in to their ecosystem. ### REPLY: I definitely agree with that. I just like some of their newer offerings when compared to their old garbage, and they do make it easier to upgrade than it is to jump ship. ...***But***, their prices sure give it to ya hard without lube. I've consulted on system upgrades for a while now, and I can count on one thumb the number of times I've said, 'You're better off sticking with Oracle.' ### END.
### Comment: Like how your mom does? ### REPLY: That was Fucking terrible don’t insult me with your half ass bullshit. This fucking market is too god damn uncertain to have piss poor assholes like you attempt to shit talk. Go balls deep into WMT 88 dollar calls expiring Friday if you have the nuts ### END.
### Comment: Google is a distant third. Amazon and msft have like 80% market share ### REPLY: Naw, MSFT adds in a bunch of skus like CRM etc as their 'Cloud Platform' The true monster is obviously AWS. MSFT has done great, but their numbers are a total sham. They also lock in EAs and companies often don't end up deploying much but get stuck footing a bill. When I talk cloud I specifically mean Azure, not sure if that is shared sentiment around here. Additionally Office365 is mega successful, which again isn't Azure. ### END.
### Comment: I will buy t when it hits below 27.. ### REPLY: Damn so you're never going to buy it then. SAD! ### END.
### Comment: Earnings in 2 days, easy put. ### REPLY: Is there a UK version of robinhood? ### END.
### Comment: I’m overestimating human intelligence. who watches this? everyone but me? https://i.imgur.com/D0l7uG0.jpg ### REPLY: I usually watch it when I'm drunk ### END.
### Comment: BAC is going to $30 on Thursday after the ccar is released. ### REPLY: Christ I hope so. If it somehow does, I'm taking the profit and running. ### END.
### Comment: I'm up 41.68% on the month? ### REPLY: Congrats, try not to lose it ### END.
### Comment: Can confirm OP has more dollars than I do. ### REPLY: at least three whole dollars! ### END.
### Comment: What INTC puts are ya selling me? ### REPLY: The ones I bought weeks ago when intel was $54. They are Jan 2019 $45 strike puts ### END.
### Comment: I know, I got half a chubby just looking at the calls. ### REPLY: Did I miss something, like another 100 billion buyback? ### END.
### Comment: I get freaked out by female kittens too. They are suppose to be cute and cuddly but will still grow up, go into heat, and depend on you for food. ### REPLY: No pussy for you then! ### END.
### Comment: Also cant spell good but dont know where that puts me on the spectrum ### REPLY: Looks like you spelled good correctly this time my lad. Great job. G-O-O-D good. ### END.
### Comment: Totally missed that play, chart was obvious. ### REPLY: Shoutout to /u/itlnheat for calling that play about a week and a half ago [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8rotjf/sonic_puts_3250_720_am_i_retarded/). I absolutely would have missed it as well if that post hadn't brought it to my attention. ### END.
### Comment: MSFT puts ### REPLY: Or weed stonk puts ### END.
### Comment: got another 100 shares? why you buying this? ### REPLY: They have been in R&D for some time and recently stated their focus has changed to selling. ### END.
### Comment: [OP](https://media1.tenor.com/images/93c40e5e3407c17dacc8f1fae03c8d4b/tenor.gif?itemid=10226904) ### REPLY: MU post ER ### END.
### Comment: If the storm clouds come there isn't 8bn. He has about 8bn of debt to pay off first ### REPLY: MU as of the May quarter has 7.3B in debt, with 7.7B in cash and printed 2.2B cash in Q3. Cash to buy stock back will not be a problem. http://investors.micron.com/secfiling.cfm?filingID=723125-18-65 ### END.
### Comment: !remindme 14 hours screenshots ### REPLY: If you want screenshots go read through my threads. 100k isnt a lot for me ### END.
### Comment: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ### REPLY: CONGRATULAIONS TRUE PATRIOT ### END.
### Comment: Hell yeah, hopefully makes up for IQ/HUYA for me! It just came across in a random daily scanner I was running. Wouldn't have known either. Hopefully it drops to support at $30, and continues downward I dunno though, don't wanna be too greedy. ### REPLY: When did you end up picking up the puts? Looks like it went up for a few more days after this post. ### END.
### Comment: Lol, my 6/29s are dead too. Sorry bruh ### REPLY: Got 52.5 calls brother let us pray! ### END.
### Comment: How did they threaten Trump? ### REPLY: Supporting the effort to make a crazy big tax cut with the expresss understanding that it will protect US jobs. Immediately threatening to ship jobs overseas the moment he does something they don’t like. Claims to be America’s motorcycle brand and plays all patriotic but look what they do the moment something doesn’t go their way. ### END.
### Comment: Think about it...if you buy calls and puts you're guaranteed to win ### REPLY: We've come full circle. ### END.
### Comment: correct. I buy shares of a single company with my entire networth and hold for a few days to a week. Eventually hoping to long the indexes when they get low enough and stop trading indefinitely. ### REPLY: Fucking Awesome ### END.
### Comment: Lol does that mean not enough hype/volume? ### REPLY: Naw FAGMAN index is back up so we all good stonks on whet again ### END.
### Comment: ✍🏻🚫👶🏻 ### REPLY: 8=👊=>💦😂💦<==👋=8 ? ### END.
### Comment: At a medium pace ### REPLY: But start to speed up after awhile ### END.
### Comment: Muuuun ### REPLY: Jesus it’s moving now. Honestly I would prefer only 1-2 % a week until it $70ish by Jan (I know that’s crazy but I think it’s worth that much and more) compared with the shit it’s experienced lately. ### END.
### Comment: Amazon is pretty much synonymous with green ### REPLY: Yeah if I hadn’t gotten stupid deep into MU last few weeks I would be all over AMZN. ### END.
### Comment: It’s been overhyped for months. However two price targets have it above $17. ### REPLY: That means they want to dump it - PTs are higher for shit they want to sell and lower for shit they want to buy. ### END.
### Comment: If u work for a financial institution as an analyst you will have a ton of trading restrictions and compliance requirements. Day trading options is almost impossible in that scenario. ### REPLY: you can work as a financial analyst at literally any f1000 and make decent tendies, doesn't have to be an FI ### END.
### Comment: Trump inherited a booming economy. He doesn’t get props for not immediately starting a recession. If I hand you a working computer, and you don’t break that computer, you don’t fucking celebrate the fact you didn’t break it. ### REPLY: Oh ya not breaking 3% gdp in a year 8 years in a row was-a-booming. ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: M ### END.
### Comment: Till he turns around and drops another nuclear tweet. ### REPLY: Wait until he finds out that North Korea has actually been upgrading their nuclear testing sites. ### END.
### Comment: sell super ITM calls ### REPLY: What kinda stupid play is that when you can buy OTM puts ### END.
### Comment: obama was shite he was running 1 trillion yearly deficits, regardless what he walked into he handled it wrong ### REPLY: You are supposed to run deficits in a recession. When the economy tanks and at the same time the government pulls back on spending your recession turns into a depression ### END.
### Comment: Non-retarded? You're following the whim of a man-child given too much power. Savvy and potentially profitable, sure, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it's 'non-retarded' thia early into the game. Again, though, I'm happy for you, I hope you never go broke. ### REPLY: I smell me a democrat. ### END.
### Comment: Think I am talking with a teenager. ### REPLY: And you're a grown adult talking nonsense you can't substantiate so who's really the childish one here. ### END.
### Comment: Su Bae ### REPLY: This is my kink ### END.
### Comment: Christ I hope so. If it somehow does, I'm taking the profit and running. ### REPLY: Y’all ready for the moon..😏 ### END.
### Comment: 8=👊=>💦😂💦<==👋=8 ? ### REPLY: Holy shit that escalated. ### END.
### Comment: Who told you to buy these and if 49 dollars cut your loses in half what the fuck are you worried about ### REPLY: My total portfolio is only $600 which is chump change I know but I lost $100 last week which sucks so I’ll take any gains at this point. ### END.
### Comment: What expirys do u have? ### REPLY: x5 QQQ $171 7/20 puts That is all that remains of my portfolio after losing big (-60%) earlier this month on MU and IQ calls. Either my ship of tendies shall ride the waves of blood, or you can all thank me for my sacrifice. ### END.
### Comment: Link! If they can do 4300-4900 we have a short squeeze... I want a Tesla now. ### REPLY: What is the minimum price that will trigger short squeeze in your opinion? ### END.
### Comment: If only MU would get with the program. ### REPLY: no. MU's fair market value is zero. and anyone dumb enough to have touched it will burn in hell on earth before burning in hell for eternity. PE MUST be -2000. fml. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, holding til December at least. Loses I can take, but the projected tendies.... You? ### REPLY: I got the same 105s but for 6/21/19 breakeven 111ish. Definitely holding a couple contracts or too but if trade war escalates too heavy might cut a contract or too out. There’s so many tendies to gain especially if their next earnings release with a good guidance an cloud talk ### END.
### Comment: Better average down ### REPLY: I got out at 9.20 lol, weak hands or something ### END.
### Comment: Yeah i added today... they faggy Ds or out a few weeks? ### REPLY: QQQ $171 7/20 puts ### END.
### Comment: The only answer is yes ### REPLY: Sure but it could also be no. ### END.
### Comment: Wow autism level 10/10 ### REPLY: I’m more on the 11/10 scale ### END.
### Comment: lol not using S&P ### REPLY: Citing the DOW should be an insta-ban ### END.
### Comment: Umm futures say yes. Also, keep up the work. You are an asset to republicans ### REPLY: Why can't I downvote this fuck? ### END.
### Comment: https://imgur.com/a/0JKLn5R sold yesterday at the peak. Roughly $1000 profit ### REPLY: Good job my dude. This was a high risk, medium reward scenario. Take that 1K and buy yourself something nice. Seriously. ### END.
### Comment: Tariffs aside, Micron, Samsung and Hynix are also potentially facing a class action lawsuit and up to $8 billion in fines for price fixing... so there's that. ### REPLY: Yea, one of the many headwinds against them. Coupled with that lawsuit in China moving forward, I am sure more political pressure (as well as his financial stake) will be placed upon the judge in that trial. ### END.
### Comment: minimum where? ?? ### REPLY: america ### END.
### Comment: Jina shit-tier tech companies dont give a fuck about American investors. They IPO, take their money, and fuck off. When will we learn. ### REPLY: when china hustle documentaries start hitting netflix or fox primetime? ### END.
### Comment: If you are scared of high premiums and volatility why not buy call spreads? ### REPLY: I’m still getting used to options and I’ve only been putting around 10% of my portfolio down. Anything on Tesla will bite into that quite a bit. That being said the spread seems like a great idea but i honestly don’t know enough about spreads to try it on a stock like Tesla, although it’s definitely time for me to learn strategies like that. ### END.
### Comment: I sold mine too but loaded up on 7/13 ### REPLY: I’m loading up on 7/20 15c’s I’m gonna ride out my 7/6 & 7/27’s ### END.
### Comment: Still an immaterial amount. Autistic perhaps but FDX is one good news story away from popping to the strike. This is how 1000% gains are born. ### REPLY: > This is how 1000% gains are born. So are lottery tickets. ### END.
### Comment: Can't find news on why yet. ### REPLY: Kudlows decrepit ass on TV saying no we didn't soften on China fuck my ass ### END.
### Comment: Plus trading gets harder when the metrics stop mattering; dinos are used to buying based on performance and sound company outlook. Millennial investors want cheap stonks, meme stonks, and flashy designer stonks. Hence Netflix being valued almost higher than its maximum revenue selling service to every TV on the planet but still ballooning like 5% today. ### REPLY: Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had. ### END.
### Comment: And you're a grown adult talking nonsense you can't substantiate so who's really the childish one here. ### REPLY: https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/5c3xah/why_we_won/ This bad strategy is why Trump won. If you asked a Trump supporter during a rally why they were voting for him this was the biggest issue, *by far*. This isn't a controversial claim. Left leaning folks like Michelle Goldberg completely admit that this was the real issue of the last election. ### END.
### Comment: >How do PDT rules save anybody? >>id much prefer the people with less money trading more... as it means i have a better chance of being on the winning side of trades. ### REPLY: Yup... that's my take on it. The trade restrictions limit the amount of money small monies can lose. Not that there would be crazy volatility. ### END.
### Comment: Why do you think their capitalization is garbage? ### REPLY: ... did you not look at their balance sheet? Horrible debt to equity, horrible current ratio, abysmal covered interest. Their margins are even worse. But idk good p/e and p/s and maybe they're cleaning up their balance sheet ### END.
### Comment: All you fags in BAC are fags. I post on every BAAC post saying you are fags but then more and BAC post. The company doesn’t move (sideways always) SO THE RICH NON FAGS CAN SELL COVERED CALLS AND TAKE YOUR MONEY! Fuck you all fags. ### REPLY: I like how serious you are. ### END.
### Comment: 'Trump not backing off China' - 2 minutes ago ......annnnnnd were back ### REPLY: Is that why all of today's gains just got erased? Why can't he just let shit be for a minute... ### END.
### Comment: Elbow deep. You'll understand when your older. ### REPLY: Shouldering. Ask your mom. ### END.
### Comment: Can't wait for the fresh batch of Trump tweets Something something fake news ### REPLY: You are reading the most biased news source on the left side. It's like reading fox news and and believing them 100%. What's up with all the retards in this sub lately ? Also learn to fucking short we will eventually get into a bear market. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly, there hasnt been a double top yet. Use the Day chart. If it doesnt break 50 on next run, then maybe. https://i.imgur.com/8PDXc8C.jpg I’m expecting that tested again ### REPLY: It doesnt need to see anything. This motherfucker ascended past heaven. Its only right its brought back to earth. ### END.
### Comment: The only thing is they’re expiring Friday and I don’t see them falling otm by tomorrow. Think it’s worth holding on for one more day? ### REPLY: I mean it’s up to you, but what you said makes sense, it’s just that IMO the risk outweighs the reward. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but they don't show their 70% losses as well ;) ### REPLY: I love the ones who do lol ### END.
### Comment: Patience ### REPLY: For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share? ### END.
### Comment: Breaking news: stonks go down sometimes ### REPLY: big if true ### END.
### Comment: I hope it helps! I'm long with 75% of my holdings like Visa and shit and YOLO China with the rest. It's also good to sit on some cash for days like monday, or all of last week to double down on the terror. Doesn't always work, but when it works, it works 100% of the time. ### REPLY: I am in year 2 and holding FDs (MU) expiring in July I wish I had the stash cash to buy more in the dip. Good advice, holding strong. ### END.
### Comment: why ### REPLY: Because I have autism? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah. I think you’re fucked today. That’s why I don’t do fd’s ### REPLY: Somehow pulled from the fire. Went ahead and sold for a whopping $1.00 gain just for the principle. ### END.
### Comment: Now here's an idea. ### REPLY: Synthetic options? ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: D ### END.
### Comment: MU would supply his memory ### REPLY: Until they fuck him over. Then he'd make his own memory company with blackjack and hookers. ### END.
### Comment: I'm not selling. Just frustrated. I wanted to buy the dip and did it too early ### REPLY: Surely nothing could go wrong if you stay emotional about it ### END.
### Comment: Hoo boy. If tech declines Robinhood users will be in trouble. ### REPLY: im all in on hemp rope if FAGMAN dies ### END.
### Comment: That's 66.6% accurate. ### REPLY: 60% of the time, it's accurate everytime. ### END.
### Comment: How many futures did you short u/sweet_sweet_leverage ? ### REPLY: Margin called. Broker liquidated my position. ### END.
### Comment: And they did, praise baby Jesus ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: Bro volatility is implied on this one. The chumps bought high and panic-sold low, and now are going to panic FOMO-buy, and then panic sell when there's another drop eventually. Need to learn some patience. ### REPLY: I bought high and panic-sold low, almost fomo'd at 9.70 but managed to hold off after IQ. ### END.
### Comment: Psh, if you were lazy, you'd only write 'x' or 'xo' instead of the full xoxo. ### REPLY: I'm lazy, yet thorough. ### END.
### Comment: Based on username alone I believe it's him. ### REPLY: There is no doubt. ### END.
### Comment: Set a !remindme, Im waiting for the money to get on my account. ### REPLY: when should we set the reminder? Holding you up to it ### END.
### Comment: you need JD to close the butt rape trifecta ### REPLY: U misspelled iq ### END.
### Comment: What was your rational for shorting? Even with out the announcement, Oil trading at this level with expensive dollars should tell you that something else is going on. Who is buying oil with overvalued dollars, can you imagine oil at lower dollar prices. We are going to $100, no matter what. ### REPLY: Opec wills it ### END.
### Comment: This will probably get an offering on it tomorrow. Don’t chase it. ### REPLY: Loading on puts now, thanks ### END.
### Comment: historically, yes it is true. That doesn't necessarily mean it will be true going forward, but it has been generally true for quite a while. ### REPLY: It will probably always be true because day traders think they can make money. They can't and are dumb. ### END.