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### Comment: My first idea for this site was to have a button you could press to pick a random stock that nobody else on Robinhood holds. Unfortunately, it turns out that the vast majority are either basically dead (500% spreads and similar) or are really really useless. I still think it's hilarious that there are two ballers who hold [BRK.A](https://robintrack.net/symbol/BRK.A) on Robinhood. ### REPLY: Probably the owners of RH. ### END.
### Comment: Lol ### REPLY: Bitch I've been out of them for 4 hours ### END.
### Comment: Im going to cash. my heart can't handle this ### REPLY: I’d wait till at least end of week. ### END.
### Comment: Nope just wishful autistic thinking 😁 ### REPLY: Same strike and same reasoning 😊 ### END.
### Comment: K I just bought 10 of these let’s go ### REPLY: gayest shit I've read in a while ### END.
### Comment: Silently screams reeeeeee ### REPLY: *silently nibbles on tide pods* ### END.
### Comment: We've tried it both ways. Most people don't even look at the stickied threads. Use your upvotes son. Also, you can sort the comments however you want. ### REPLY: We should try the way that's not completely retarded and sticky that shit ### END.
### Comment: Yeah fuckin paper traders. Dump $$$ into a brokerage and lose money like a fucking grown up ### REPLY: Trial by fire sale! It’s the only way. Tell them to prepare their anus. ### END.
### Comment: If you keep averaging down you can die multiple deaths ### REPLY: Hahahahah fact ### END.
### Comment: Bro I have XPO 125 for August 17. 0 volume and my shit is pretty much dead now. Praying for u ### REPLY: :o ### END.
### Comment: I'm debating buying some September calls. This 10% is dumb. _edit_ bought a September 240.00 monthly, let's roll ### REPLY: I was wondering the same thing, I might do the same, lets go get it boiss ### END.
### Comment: Millennial investors are not the ones pushing up Netflix stock price, there is always multiple Billion dollar funds involved in a price increase like Netflix has had. ### REPLY: they are pushing up the stonk price tho ### END.
### Comment: I like the trade. ### REPLY: I'm hoping for a little dip then I'm out. Oil is crazy right now. What's your plan? ### END.
### Comment: Work on reading comprehension bruh. ### REPLY: SAT reading comprehension percentile the same as my annualized returns: 2% ### END.
### Comment: hoping to sell today for a quick buck ### REPLY: What's your plan now? ### END.
### Comment: Synthetic options? ### REPLY: Selena Gomez pls explain ### END.
### Comment: “Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” ### REPLY: Isn’t that what happened with the_donald sub Reddit ### END.
### Comment: Forgive the heresy of even asking but is there a past example of sanjay having some brass balls and saying no? I know tepper would be telling them to say fuck no but would sanjay? ### REPLY: the fine laid out in the bs (it is china tho) umc lawsuit is only $40m ### END.
### Comment: Buy puts my dude ### REPLY: No, buy calls. Don't be retail and short at support/bottoms. ### END.
### Comment: O ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: We? ### REPLY: Will? ### END.
### Comment: Start off +800 now I'm down -500 ### REPLY: Started out -1800 now I’m +500 ### END.
### Comment: Calls on USO, ENB, HAL. I’m sufficiently balls deep in oil. ### REPLY: How long out are your USO calls? ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: yes ### END.
### Comment: Buying amzn dips has been a great strategy but today seems to be the day it all goes wrong. Fuck me ### REPLY: Wait for it to come back up bro, patience. ### END.
### Comment: Lol, child ### REPLY: Get a real broker ### END.
### Comment: Or you don't own yet and all the housing prices are skyrocketing ### REPLY: Or you were using stonks to hold your down payment and Cheeto’n Chief keeps making you sweat that fast approaching closing date. ### END.
### Comment: What is your exit strat? ### REPLY: No less than 200% ### END.
### Comment: AT least Nasdaq is also down quite a bit. I cant handle mu red days when the market is greener than green lantern. ### REPLY: MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5% ### END.
### Comment: I need a fantasy to tell myself so I don’t have to stare at my mu 60 jan calls. ;-; ### REPLY: Best part of Jan calls is they’re far enough away you don’t have to pay attention, just set a price alert if you want to sell at a specific price ### END.
### Comment: There is always someone downer. ### REPLY: Downer as is down or downer as is Down syndrome? ### END.
### Comment: L ### REPLY: D ### END.
### Comment: They have 50 million subscribers and growing in a country with triple our population. Much room to run ! ### REPLY: But for real. Some nerd should find his user name. ### END.
### Comment: I'm lazy, yet thorough. ### REPLY: / ( ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: Well you came to the right place ### END.
### Comment: I think I sold your mom some STD's. Apparently, the ask price was only $10 and a bottle of wine ### REPLY: Oh damn, she upcharged you ### END.
### Comment: Very true. My only excuse to that is I have a day job and didn't have a stop loss set. It's hard to check this stuff while I'm at work. But yeah...nothing to say about the greedy fuck part. I just thought it would be nice to pay off my house. ### REPLY: I can respect that. I work hours that make me miss most of the trading day. That said, you had quite a few days to collect those sweet gainz ### END.
### Comment: You have to understand, it was a NEW PARADIGM. Back then everyone knew MU was going to $90 ### REPLY: Wait it's not ? ### END.
### Comment: That's gotta be earned. You can just remove posts that are dumb as shit. ### REPLY: You actually did it. You absolute madman. ### END.
### Comment: Any positions you looking at? ADB, SHOP and NOW looks attractive. ### REPLY: Shop, Visa, ADBE, NTDOY, CGC ### END.
### Comment: the thing is, even if the worst fears are realized regarding china, it would have a pe of like 12, still below the average for semis ### REPLY: Micron is in the commodity business, most large cap semis are not. All commodity stocks will exhibit low P/E ratios vs. late-cycle earnings figures because market participants will price in the cyclicality. ### END.
### Comment: Surprising to see how many are really. ### REPLY: Now you know why people pay the big bucks for RH trading info. ### END.
### Comment: For what China to replicate their tech and steal their market share? ### REPLY: Well if you shorted NFLX today you would be eating tendies right now, but instead you were busy shit posting ### END.
### Comment: C ### REPLY: I ### END.
### Comment: I like how serious you are. ### REPLY: I’m better now. I just hadn’t taken my pills yet. ### END.
### Comment: I think it’s what happened in 2008 that’s the spooky part ### REPLY: 2018-2019 crash confirmed ### END.
### Comment: I have a dead bird in my window and I’m on this sub ### REPLY: Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now. ### END.
### Comment: MU was down a buck when the indices were up .5% ### REPLY: Lets try again. At least Mu didnt dip as much as after last earnings. $45 vs $52 xD as of now. ### END.
### Comment: if you’re just going to use a better software for charting and research go with td. imo tos is the best free trading platform available to retail customers ### REPLY: Agreed. Endless technical analysis with ToS. ### END.
### Comment: I think they will do both for as long as they can. If there does come a time when the big car makers are competing directly Tesla can fall back on their battery tech. They do have their software too and if they can keep that working for them they may keep and edge the car giants won't take from them for years as those guys seem to be terrible at getting software to work like silicon valley companies can. ### REPLY: For UI software or whatever I agree but if we are talking about control software they are excellent. Just look at how good stuff like traction control, launch control, active suspension, etc is nowadays. Never mind that for that kind of software they could just buy it from OEMs that specialise in that like Bosch or McLaren Technology if they need to. ### END.
### Comment: MM wondering why there's sudden influx of the put they're selling. ### REPLY: Does someone know something? Sell sell sell! Inb4 this sets off an actual depression. ### END.
### Comment: That fund would be...? ### REPLY: I'd also like to know for science of course ### END.
### Comment: Isn’t that what happened with the_donald sub Reddit ### REPLY: That's exactly what happened. ### END.
### Comment: That was definitely a good pick for you man, the stock should still run for a while as they continue to grow revenue and users ### REPLY: I think it is a great Long too, but thinking about getting another 300 shares today if the market will find it's bottom. ### END.
### Comment: True, I just don’t think he’d be talking shit to Goldman if he wasn’t confident on what he’s going to deliver. ### REPLY: Good point, I definitely agree. It's just a lot to put on the line with such a volatile stock but I imagine there will be a pop on good news anyway. Even a 30-40% gain would be pretty nice. Assuming it's best to get calls before the announcement? Looking at 7/27 375 or something similar. ### END.
### Comment: Oil pulled back a couple weeks ago as they tried to shake off shortage fears. We have already been through that - I think next target (next week) is oil and Brent $76 and $81 respectively. ### REPLY: Oil dipped to 63-64 then over the last week has rallied hard. At some point there will be a pull back and cool off period, I’m buying puts on USO right now prepared for it cause I just don’t see it staying the course and moving on to 76+ Once everyone settles down and people realize the Iran sanctions won’t pan out like speculative traders think, Libya finds some stability it’ll settle back down ### END.
### Comment: How do you tell anything about smart money by looking at volume? ### REPLY: Low volume on everything after most things are down means that money is out of the market and staying out till trade war shit blows over. ### END.
### Comment: What’s on the 6 ### REPLY: tarrif bs ### END.
### Comment: down 10% pre market edit: 18% — gonna try to catch the bottom but not cut my hands. ### REPLY: Did you get it? We are already back above yesterday's opening price ### END.
### Comment: What is your level of autism? ### REPLY: 7 ### END.
### Comment: I sold all my calls ranging from 7/6 all the way to 7/27 Avg 600% take on all. Didn’t get the 10bagger but I took the pussy way out and secured profits. USO is gonna cool off here in the next week. I’m buying puts now since they are cheap ### REPLY: Sold all mine as well, but only for 50% and not 600 lol. Expecting this bubble to pop sooner rather than later and I’d rather take profit ### END.
### Comment: Feeing bad about sitting on MU $62.50 calls and no cash. ### REPLY: But wait how do you BTFD? ### END.
### Comment: wouldn't math dictate MU would rise twice as much, or fall half as much? ### REPLY: Nah bruh, math. ### END.
### Comment: 0 people at the booth, more like short AMD... ### REPLY: Looks like 0 people anywhere ### END.
### Comment: Why is Visa going down? It’s not like people ain’t swiping that shit anymore. That’s my expert dd In all fairness though, Weight watchers needed a pullback. That shits been on fire lately ### REPLY: Hey welcome to the analyst experts club ### END.
### Comment: Mu would be one of the best companies to do a lbo. Lots of cash flow, low debt, and super low pe ### REPLY: You guys talk about PE of 3 a lot. Chu mean? My maths tells me it’s 5. plz xplain ### END.
### Comment: Yes. ### REPLY: Wow ### END.
### Comment: Overall A for idea, D for execution. Just bad management, AMC is releasing their own version, so they have a competitor now. Also they’re not really profitable without 500k subscribers that forget they’re subscribers and don’t use the pass. ### REPLY: It's like Planet Fitness except they expect people to be too lazy to go to the movies instead of the gym. ### END.
### Comment: I haven't checked mine in weeks, 85% in MU calls. Selling now is suicide, may as well hope for a rally. ### REPLY: Pretty much! Only strong hands hold tendies. ### END.
### Comment: I'll have you know, I'm a Big Boy Spender. I'm a certified professional at this kid. I have at least $100 dollars invested while my net worth is in the upper $200s! ### REPLY: I ate food out of a trash can yesterday I’ve lost everything. I can’t even afford a cardboard box. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck you right in your Masshole for talking shit about us new Hampshirites ### REPLY: At least we know how to drive down here ### END.
### Comment: Don’t be a pussy. Average down those calls! ### REPLY: I already did...I started each of the MU calls with 2 buys, you do the math of how many double downs I've done lol. I'm outta cash. ### END.
### Comment: if gdp were down 2% we would all be ropeing rn ### REPLY: 'Revised DOWN from 2.2% to 2%' This really isn't rocket science. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks for ruining it with this gay shit ### REPLY: Much like going all in on FDs with your entire portfolio, this guy has opened himself up to a negative karma shitstorm. Downvote them all. ### END.
### Comment: I think that's called delusion ### REPLY: No, when you see numerous autists all beating the same drum with confidence, you just know they’re going to be surprised when the “obvious” wasn’t so obvious. ### END.
### Comment: > 7/20 $140 Read gooder ### REPLY: Im using the wrong term. I paid 0.34x100 for my calls ### END.
### Comment: Mu is actually fairly predictable. Buy Jan $60 calls and thank me later. ### REPLY: This is so responsible sounding. ### END.
### Comment: hey admitting you're wrong is a great trait to have. Cheers mate. Happy weekend. edit: to be fair, the CFO is stepping down, and the stonk has taken a hit. I just think it's too far too soon, and we'll have a short-term snap-back. ### REPLY: Did some looking just now, saw some editorial or something on Seeking Alpha on $40 being a good entry. I wonder if $40 is going to happen. ### END.
### Comment: I'll bet you'll still eat them ### REPLY: I prefer to dip mine in v sauce ### END.
### Comment: I do not. Studied for it, but never took it. Didn't want to go into IB for a living, i like corp finance more. That being said, I'm going for MBA ### REPLY: Did you go to an Ivy League ? Is it hard to become an Investment analyst ? I'd like to do something with the Stock Market as my Profession, in which sector do they use Financial Analyst at the Stock Market ? ### END.
### Comment: Interesting. You can probably find those assets as reported on their 10-K then I would think. I wonder if they sell those loans off and just continue to service them or hold them on their books. ### REPLY: they definitely sell them off to banks who h then repackage them as CDOs and sell them to mutual funds if u can follow that trail it would be interesting to see who is actually holding these loans... prob need a Bloomberg terminal tho ### END.
### Comment: This is why it could be possible. Mistaking the facts. Because im saying marking up a $2,500 call to sell it for $25,000. ‘Yo high frequently traders, come eat my call’ ### REPLY: Maybe if their code was crap and there was a bug ### END.
### Comment: That's why Amazon bought a company that knows all that. They aren't starting from scratch ### REPLY: Yeah but they also have zero retail stores. When you get sick, you don't want to order drugs on the internet when you could just swing by CVS and get your cough medicine, tissues, and your antibiotics an hour after your doctors appointment. I see a place for mail order pharmacies for repeat prescription filling but since there's a pharmacy in every grocery store in the country I just don't think it's going to be some massive blow to CVS and Walgreens. But that's just like, my opinion man. ### END.
### Comment: IV might as well be zero right now, take a look. Premium on calls a month out only a few percent from strike is < $1 ### REPLY: well that's wacky ### END.
### Comment: You're suggesting a price target that the stock hasn't hit since the '08 market crash L M A O ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: The Schrodinger strategy has never failed me. ### REPLY: Is the Cat alive or nah. ### END.
### Comment: Suicide prevention ### REPLY: Is it working? ### END.
### Comment: But hey, they attracted a few bikini chicks at the lake with the nice new truck. Worth it. LOL ### REPLY: Hopefully they got their peckers sucked for the interest rate on those loans. ### END.
### Comment: The actual stonks aren't terrible. It's buying short term options on securities you know nothing about that really fuck people up ### REPLY: I didn't need options to get fucked up ### END.
### Comment: maybe i'm not understanding. Is 'Users holding' supposed to indicate longs? shorts? total users holding? or is it supposed to be a proxy for volume? Doesn't seem very helpful the way the data is displayed. ### REPLY: Users holding is the number of Robinhood users that own at least one share. ### END.
### Comment: More like half. There are plenty of autists like me holding puts. ### REPLY: Ah yes that has not done me well today ### END.
### Comment: Eh. Doubtful. ### REPLY: What about $134 7/13 calls? ### END.
### Comment: Credit default swaps ### REPLY: You have an ISDA agreement in place? ### END.
### Comment: You’d be in good company ### REPLY: Is WSB good company? ### END.
### Comment: It's not 'free money' when even a savings account would outperform it. ### REPLY: What makes you think they aren't naked options? ### END.
### Comment: for being a bunch of options fags which relies heavily on timing the market, you reject TA way more than you should ### REPLY: How's that working for you? If the chairman of the board and the CFO leave in the same month you might want to stay away. ### END.
### Comment: I will send you an address, for sure. ### REPLY: !remindme 1 day ### END.
### Comment: I am an /r/all user and I must say this sub has some of the most top tier shitposts. really gives subs like /r/freefolk and some of the other shitposting subs a run for their money. Except that everyone in this sub is poor so no money is really involved. ### REPLY: Actually the majority of people here are far from poor. We've had autist burn 5 figures sums in majestically retarded options and other irresponsible investing. ### END.
### Comment: On that list: not a single company that Amazon has “ruined” so far. Some mom and pop stores, maybe. ### REPLY: Borders Books cited 'the rapidly changing book industry' and 'e-reader revolution' as causes for their bankruptcy. That's not specific to Amazon, but both those were bigly pushed by Amazon at the time. ### END.
### Comment: I believe this is the top secret program called cnbc.com ### REPLY: Do I need a Bloomberg terminal to access that? ### END.