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### Comment: 1) Please show me an example of something 'significantly' more expensive on Amazon (besides new business streams like grocery). You. 2) They have been preemptively charging state tax for years, just in case this happened. Dumb. 3) He just explained why Amazon isn't vulnerable to anti-trust. Fuck. ### REPLY: You don't understand, what happens to them if anti trust goes against them?? ### END.
### Comment: They only print money because their margin is so high, not because of the volume. Their Frappuccino is literally shredded ice and cream. It costs at most $0.25 cents to make including the cup. If the the volume goes down further they’ll shit the bed unless they drop employee wages. ### REPLY: >They only print money because their margin is so high, not because of the volume hows that a bad thing? if anything it means more potential upside ### END.
### Comment: it's looking pretty bad on daily from TA like dump hard bad i dunno FD 4 life nig nog ### REPLY: > it's looking pretty bad on daily from TA like dump hard bad i dunno FD 4 life nig nog i’m not familiar with the ‘pretty bad’ and ‘like dump hard bad’ TA indicators ### END.
### Comment: Supreme should have IPO.. imagine how that would go... I mean that would have value for investors.. these kids literally bought FUCKING BRICKS with supreme stamped on em. Bricks. Concrete bricks. ### REPLY: Damn, they had concrete bricks too? I built my house out of supreme clay bricks. ### END.
### Comment: Was this comment extra funny so you had to put an extra emoji in there? ### REPLY: Which ones were extra? ### END.
### Comment: I bought calls when it was at 72, I think it's good here too ### REPLY: Nice job. I am just too greedy wanting for the markets to drop a little further before I put more benjies on the table. ### END.
### Comment: Pretty much! Only strong hands hold tendies. ### REPLY: I'm down 90% already, if I lose the last 10% oh well. My calls expire in August and October, so I'm just going to hold strong. Lots of time ### END.
### Comment: Beginners shouldnt buy ~~OTM~~ options at all ### REPLY: I'll have you know I lost $250 in shares before I started losing money in options. Hardly a beginner ### END.
### Comment: I kind of feel these need an official twitch page and we should all be donating dollars for this content. ### REPLY: I'm working on it. ### END.
### Comment: 8/17 fuckboy ### REPLY: Following you in on this trade, I'm already up 10% ### END.
### Comment: do it. shit's blowing up with 5G and converting copper to fiber ### REPLY: Who would you recommend I apply with? I’ve got a solid understanding of networking, network security, WAN services (layers 2 & 3, including SDWAN), SIP, TDM, and data center/colos/Cloud computing. ### END.
### Comment: This statement is more retarded than anything anyone said in this video— im not even upset it’s actually impressive how fucking stupid you just were. Well done. ### REPLY: ??? ### END.
### Comment: Just make sure you keep the sets complete, save the instructions and box if you can, and don't display them exposed to UV. But it is really down to which set. Just collect the cool ones :) ### REPLY: Hey thanks for the advice! ### END.
### Comment: Raw ### REPLY: Raw ass or ban ### END.
### Comment: Famous Last words - MoviePass ### REPLY: To think someone bought that p&d at 30 ### END.
### Comment: At least we don't have to worry about a rate hike at the moment. Let hope Orange man calm down with the tariff. ### REPLY: I love how he hates on hog for moving overseas when it’s 100% his fault for it. Increased material cost and tariffs make overseas allot more attractive ### END.
### Comment: I was buying puts Tuesday and Wednesday. I think its still massively overbought. ### REPLY: i was thinking of buying puts when i sold the calls, but thought against it :( ### END.
### Comment: So your saying there's a chance with startups vs yoloing on Lisa su? ### REPLY: The last thing I want is wsb starting a whole bunch of dumbass start ups Edit: why did mah 200th strip club in Atlantic City fail? ### END.
### Comment: What's the pigeon one ### REPLY: You'll see. ### END.
### Comment: unfortunately snipping tool doesn't have a brown or orange ### REPLY: But it has shit green? ### END.
### Comment: so its good? ### REPLY: No idiot. ### END.
### Comment: And after you learned you could buy those options and manipulate securities with low volume... ### REPLY: Is that legal? ### END.
### Comment: The only safe play is not to play it. I don’t think this stock has a chance of being between 320 and 420 by the 6th. I have 9 calls expiring in July at 400/405 strikes, might add a few more because July 13th 405s are only like $250 right now. I’m bullish so take that with a grain of salt. ### REPLY: You think it’s going over 420? ### END.
### Comment: I'm long on TSLA for a $10k position... thinking of pulling out next time it hits 370. Elon runs his mouth off on twitter faster than the fastest car he sells ### REPLY: Please let us know when you do so I know to hold to the moon. ### END.
### Comment: if you liked it at $35... youll love it at $0.19 ### REPLY: Sadly, I own shares with an average cost basis of 41c. Not my biggest beat, but pisses me off and at this point I feel like I might as well just keep my shares as a lottery ticket ### END.
### Comment: Russell large and small cap funds being rebalanced tomorrow and end of quarter is tomorrow. Prepare for a ride. ### REPLY: I thought that happened already?! Fuck, Apple going to fucking dive ### END.
### Comment: I hope you're going to be referencing the thoughts you had that led to you losing your fucking house. ### REPLY: Mk ### END.
### Comment: I’m so proud of you, but as you know one security doesn’t exactly mean anything it could suck while it’s peers could soar. So what’s your damage? ### REPLY: No damage yet. I bought calls on HAL for 07/20. ### END.
### Comment: I tried buying otm calls today but the algo bots were to greedy so I gave up ### REPLY: What do you mean the algo bots were too greedy? ### END.
### Comment: good lord. if somebody doesn't even understand bid-ask spread, they should not be trading options... ### REPLY: I read that guys post on Comcast, it made sense to me, so I spent $35 on a 7/20 $35 call. I really don't mind if I lose it, and if I make money, thats great. Just looking for experience. ### END.
### Comment: This guy fucks. Ill load up tomorrow too. ### REPLY: i mean 1 year to get to 75 to break even is a no brainer, especially with the buy back in full swing. ### END.
### Comment: ??? ### REPLY: Wait... Were you not joking??? Holy shit ### END.
### Comment: >You have just re-invented the ‘08 housing crisis, basically - except with equities and more autism Ftfy ### REPLY: Options pricing is already bad enough with Scholes. Can you imagine the equation to price a derivative of the derivative? ### END.
### Comment: Just do an abs() and you’re good fam. ### REPLY: Thx fam hopefully this shit moons ### END.
### Comment: >EXAMPLE Not you saying you saw it once. You think amazon is in trouble, how can anyone trust you? ### REPLY: I never said amazon was in trouble, far from it. All I said was amazon, sometimes does not have the lowest prices. You asked for #1 show me where amazon has significantly higher prices and I just did in one case. I can find more examples but again that one I posted was the one I remember most recently. Edit I think you're confusing me with OP ### END.
### Comment: Glad I took advice from a rando on WSB! Tendies be raining ### REPLY: Not just a rando. YOLO_BOYO ### END.
### Comment: which one is more autistic? you decide ### REPLY: Good work picking up that $69.50 call today for the lols - you fooled everyone! $1 well spent ### END.
### Comment: That's not even true... And why would you compare apparel to semiconductors? This place is ridic ### REPLY: I have a working theory that Micron Engineers working for the company purchased a bunch on Reddit accounts and started talking about MU to pump up their retirement. I totally wouldn’t do this..... brb ### END.
### Comment: do u not understand english? ### REPLY: You have to understand ### END.
### Comment: I have lines I put on a chart. They’re very convincing as well? ### REPLY: Yes, going right up on the fridge ### END.
### Comment: Surprised they didn't take the chance to shit on WFC too. ### REPLY: WFC crushed the tests lol wtf are you talking about ### END.
### Comment: yes! And they can expire daily! Sign me up! ### REPLY: .... This already exists. Read a fucking book. ### END.
### Comment: I think it could hit 29.50 tmrw, if markets rally around financials and we dont have any tweets, everyone except MS and GS has announced huge buy backs (not even going to count the turd DB). ### REPLY: I want to believe ### END.
### Comment: Y u do this ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: That could work too. My thought is that people are starting to figure out the amazon decline so we won't have to buy calls so far out. ### REPLY: Yeah if the big boys are banking on it i'm not sure how much longer they are going to let it fall before they start loading up again. Ill probably go with a late July 60 call. ### END.
### Comment: I have January 2019 $130 and $135 calls that I thought were safe bets. Fuck. ### REPLY: If they're options, they're gonna be volatile. No options are safe bets. But you're more than ok if you have leaps. ### END.
### Comment: I'll have you know I lost $250 in shares before I started losing money in options. Hardly a beginner ### REPLY: my first optiona trade ever, I made 50k. the next one a week later, I lost 75k... ### END.
### Comment: yeah i barely hold stocks overnight until i know for sure it's gonna blast! ### REPLY: I was planning to short stocks close to the end of Friday’s closing hoping the restriction and bans with deals with China would have gone through. That would have been an easy 4-5% day on Monday. But Trump pulled back and so that plan went away. ### END.
### Comment: Who cares its up like 8% AH lol ### REPLY: Of course it is. Normies are finally realizing they can get Nikes on AMZN. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I intend to Target a few companies with buy backs once the blackout period ends and we are back into earnings season and hopefully the trade war is behind us ### REPLY: What companies do you have in mind? ### END.
### Comment: Is WSB good company? ### REPLY: WSB is like your cousin that you're pretty sure sells meth, has at least 3 kids with at least 2 different women, a fire-breathing dragon tattoo, has herpes, and is only 22. He's a good time, but you know your life will not benefit much from time spent with him. ### END.
### Comment: Damn, they had concrete bricks too? I built my house out of supreme clay bricks. ### REPLY: Look at you.. you trendy sonofabitch. Fuckin cool casa, hype house having bastard..lol Yes concrete bricks. As opposed to bricks of weed. Or bricks of stickers. Etc. There are quite a few types of bricks grasshopper ### END.
### Comment: Following you in on this trade, I'm already up 10% ### REPLY: tomorrow should be a good day. hedgies will decide whether or not to repair monthly AND weekly charts by closing above **50** ### END.
### Comment: That’d the WSB thing to do. This guy doesn’t yolo... ### REPLY: yeah he iras ### END.
### Comment: charts don’t mean shit + where’s my next options play = only on wsb ### REPLY: You got an option play broski? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I won't. ### REPLY: Yeah you will ### END.
### Comment: N ### REPLY: K ### END.
### Comment: Or a 5 series.. ### REPLY: Why do people like BMWs? They have the reliability of a turd in the desert sun. ### END.
### Comment: I thought he meant like buying an option on a microcap and then buying/shorting it to increase the value of the options. ### REPLY: Dude it's okay to admit you asked an equally dumb question ### END.
### Comment: How come all the successful people are way smarter than me? 🤔 ### REPLY: Because your mother missed with the coat hanger. ### END.
### Comment: I want my baby BAC, baby BAC, baby BAC ### REPLY: Tendies ### END.
### Comment: Real-ish up. Shit is fucked but a lot of things are doing great still. We haven't entered the apocalypse yet. All in FIT, MRVL, and [redacted penny stock]. You heard it here first. ### REPLY: Saw your post the other day. I did some research and I’m kinda bearish on MRVL. I bought a couple of Calls. Still not convince with Fit though. ### END.
### Comment: Close, No Flo ### REPLY: Couldn't miss that fugly patchy grass or palm tree for anywhere but Florida. ### END.
### Comment: Seriously, I have been on a roll with them and CSCO rotating one out for the other. Then this week happened... down 74% ### REPLY: I have lost a lot of money on CSCO. Fucker drops like a rock and takes forever to recover. I hate that stock. ### END.
### Comment: the 2009 trendline is at stake. what will the hedgies do? tomorrow closes out the month ### REPLY: Sell a shit ton of strangle given iv? ### END.
### Comment: My great Aunt gave it to me about a month ago. Said it was in her way. My Great Uncle passed 10 years ago but bought it in the early 90s. ### REPLY: Sell the bottle and get a better laptop + monitor so you can do your magical TA on a non-peasant setup. ### END.
### Comment: Mfw getting banned from WSB means I'm also banned from the whole stonk market. ### REPLY: Its tied together. Mods send your deets over to the SEC and you also get added to a blacklist for brokerages worldwide. ### END.
### Comment: I think some people were expecting up to 75% ### REPLY: Some people are Fucking retarded ### END.
### Comment: Bro, lighten up. PE is really just a measure of Market sentiment. Street isn’t seeing growth. ### REPLY: Netflix has a PE of what, 276? Compared to 5? The world fucking runs on memory, and there's basically only like three fucking companies that make it. Why the fuck does MU have a PE of 5 compared to some U.S. TV and movie streaming site? Doesn't make any goddamn sense. ### END.
### Comment: What were the details? ### REPLY: I'm not OP, but a fair guess would be $faggotry and $autism ### END.
### Comment: what an ugly -- wait, what banks still have drive through... ### REPLY: Jack In the Box ### END.
### Comment: Totally, 100%. ### REPLY: Do you, in fact, have a chain wallet? Asking for a mod. ### END.
### Comment: Not exactly. The candidate expecting to win is left-leaning — meaning him and trump are gonna clash on trade. I plan on stealing the Mexican Declaration of Independence. ### REPLY: So what do you think - ATM straddle with 60-120 DTE? ### END.
### Comment: I've been waiting for a dip to get some WWE. It hasn't come yet. Fuck ### REPLY: yeah, I've been staring at it for 3 months. it doesn't give a fuck about anything else and just keeps going. ### END.
### Comment: What is it’s name? ### REPLY: The Devil’s Financial Dictionary by Jason Zweig - sorry! ### END.
### Comment: How do I capitalize on student loans and new cars? New cars seems easy, car companies. But student loans? ### REPLY: Short Navient with long term puts? Actually got me peeking and 8/17 $12.5 puts are interesting. ### END.
### Comment: srs or nah ### REPLY: Well, yeah. Does 41.68% short volume mean that 42% of yesterday’s volume was short selling? (And where do you find that data?) And where did you come up with 55 as a target due to a short squeeze? I have seen way too many people declare impending short squeezes that never seem to materialize. ### END.
### Comment: Me too. Man is this 93 Corolla shell with no title awesome. It even came with two of the doors! ### REPLY: Close - 99 BMW Z3 for a track toy. My Robinhood portfolio is just a gambling account that I liquidate when I want to buy something. ### END.
### Comment: he does like MU, more broadly, he's cool with younguns (20-40) taking big risks. ### REPLY: That's because he'll say anything, kind of like an older, dumber Takeashi69. He's not one of us, though he may be on better coke. The CraimDrain has achieved some reasonable success as /u/martymoho 's rival/inspiration/enemy/reason for living. I'm on Team Marty. Wanna see him beat Jim to a hundo. ### END.
### Comment: i mean yes that makes sense but so I take it the plan is to buy back a bunch of their own shares to boost shareholder value, and then when it all dips say 30-40% eventually, they can issue the shares out at a lower price and effectively lose money? idk it just seems a bit shortsighted, but I guess that's what shareholders want. ### REPLY: Yeah I would rather them spend the money on updating their online experience and streamlining pharmacy business ### END.
### Comment: tomorrow should be a good day. hedgies will decide whether or not to repair monthly AND weekly charts by closing above **50** ### REPLY: I also have BAC calls that I expect to be up big today. Tendie money here we come. ### END.
### Comment: I never said amazon was in trouble, far from it. All I said was amazon, sometimes does not have the lowest prices. You asked for #1 show me where amazon has significantly higher prices and I just did in one case. I can find more examples but again that one I posted was the one I remember most recently. Edit I think you're confusing me with OP ### REPLY: No response to my post includes a link to amazon and a link to another site with the same item cheaper. And this WSB it's important to be snarky to everyone so please stop being nice. ### END.
### Comment: I read that guys post on Comcast, it made sense to me, so I spent $35 on a 7/20 $35 call. I really don't mind if I lose it, and if I make money, thats great. Just looking for experience. ### REPLY: I would say that simply blindly spending money on a call just to gain experience is a silly thing to do. you can paper trade for free. throwing money away on some cheap hot garbage isn't going to teach you much except for that you don't know what you're doing, and whatever you've just done was not great (most likely). Or you'll be lucky and make a profit, and still have likely learned nothing. ### END.
### Comment: Lol my nvda is fucked though ### REPLY: Not for long dude. Just hold. Best stock to have for the next 5+ years. Buy more if you can ### END.
### Comment: Buying options on margin on a Chinese IPO leveraged ETF ### REPLY: options on YANG- 3x leveraged bear fund of 50 chinese companies. we can be like the big short now and bet against the Chinese economy! except we will probably lose all our money because we're retarded. ### END.
### Comment: Not many but a good amount ### REPLY: What a fucking response ### END.
### Comment: They going down faster. Surprisingly businesses ain't so productive when people work 30hrs/wk take six week summer vacations and have six months paternity leave. ### REPLY: Those things arent hurting Eu businesses as hard as the laws that makes it impossible to fire unproductive people ### END.
### Comment: These are my favorite ### REPLY: Because of these posts I mentally add images to charts every time I look at them, doesn't matter if it's a stock chart or a graph of rate and pressure during a frac job.... 'classic batman' ### END.
### Comment: Hahaha don’t do this. Last time I took advice on a biotech stock it was great for a few days then the endless butt-rape started ### REPLY: Well I bought two days ago and now enjoy 2 days of +10%(today even 15% lololol), they will go upwards you’ll see ### END.
### Comment: Those are expired, I think you got ripped off ### REPLY: Correction 2019 lol ### END.
### Comment: It isn't dirt you fuckwit, it is residue from the casting process. All this shit eventually goes through a debur, grind, and buff process, The picture is just a staging area. I love how some Argentinian liberal cocksucker like yourself with no apparent experience in manufacturing has an opinion on the Tesla production process. Have a good Friday night getting pegged by your boyfriend. ### REPLY: those are finished assemblies, not raw castings, you fuckwit. They have rubber mounts already installed, plus oil plugs. Get a clue. ### END.
### Comment: ^ this guy wrenches. ### REPLY: yeah, maybe not. THose are finished assemblies, not raw castings. See the rubber motor mounts and oil plugs? Not to mention those pieces are more than likely forged not cast. ### END.
### Comment: lucky fuck, i think we'll all be swimming in gains soon either way ### REPLY: God I hope so ### END.
### Comment: Closer to 25 with BILI and around 18 % in total ### REPLY: What goes down must come up, right? ### END.
### Comment: Who the fuck can afford to eat out 4x a week? ### REPLY: even at 20 bucks a meal thats less than a car payment. if you don't care about your money it's easy ### END.
### Comment: But how would we know? You’re the ShadowBanner. ### REPLY: Penis Cakes. ### END.
### Comment: Keep buying and eventually your average will be $0.00 ### REPLY: What a deal! ### END.
### Comment: I've played Fallout. RADs are bad. ### REPLY: RADaway ### END.
### Comment: to be fair fuck 401k's ### REPLY: Explain? ### END.
### Comment: > shy What? Elon Musk shy? ### REPLY: He must hate money. ### END.