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### Comment: should be over 50% ### REPLY: $Glue is bae ### END.
### Comment: 9/21 $135 got me feeling nice ### REPLY: I'm sitting on the same, I always get burned on the short options, and usually miss strike by like a week. That is if it even went the direction I wanted. ### END.
### Comment: 😁 I bought back in at 4.50 ### REPLY: Nice catch, can you juggle anything else besides knives? ### END.
### Comment: honestly though. daddy will rise again, even if i have to lose a gallong of blood, urine and semen to do it. ill put it all into a garbage bin and stir it around until he rises up like the majestic beast he is. ##DADDY BE MY HUMONCULOUS. ### REPLY: you wrote this shit. ### END.
### Comment: idk about that lol, won't the tax credits just be deducted from the price you can resell it at? Unless people are willing to overpay due to scarcity ### REPLY: Ppl over pay for model 3 caz there a huge line for them atm. ### END.
### Comment: Is that the leaf? My friend told me to get a leaf and I said yikes after seeing it ### REPLY: That's the Chevy Bolt, it has comparable, if not slightly better, electric mileage to a Tesla and costs around 35k. It directly competes with the Model 3 but it looks so fucking dumb that I wouldn't even want it after the tax credits bring the price fully loaded down to like 27k. ### END.
### Comment: How great would it be if every CEO was like Elong. ### REPLY: I would be on every earnings call ### END.
### Comment: Wow, some actual DD. Fuck, thank you ### REPLY: Now if only I had $150,000 so I could actually buy a piece of all these stonks. ### END.
### Comment: Agreed. Fuck BAC ### REPLY: Yep. Made a small profit got out at open. First good call in weeks ### END.
### Comment: yeah, I've been staring at it for 3 months. it doesn't give a fuck about anything else and just keeps going. ### REPLY: PE of 101 lmao wtf, this isn’t Amazon ### END.
### Comment: Right when yield 10-2 touches 0 and/or spy crosses 200 ma is when bear start hunting ### REPLY: Pretty much everyone is waiting for this signal it seems. ### END.
### Comment: All you have to do is talk to any bmw owner and they’ll tell you how much work they are. It’s crazy to me that this company still exists. ### REPLY: My roommates owned BMWs They were in the shop for like 50% of the time it was kinda funny and sad ### END.
### Comment: Netflix has a PE of what, 276? Compared to 5? The world fucking runs on memory, and there's basically only like three fucking companies that make it. Why the fuck does MU have a PE of 5 compared to some U.S. TV and movie streaming site? Doesn't make any goddamn sense. ### REPLY: Obviously the street thinks netflix will grow 55 times more then micron over the next 10 years. Makes sense. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah earnings will fix us! When they report good earnings it will tank harder. It's opposite of the logical plays until you catch on then it does the reverse to fuck you both ways. ### REPLY: What you said hurts, but you might not be wrong. Welp, will proceed to curl into a ball and cry. ### END.
### Comment: You fuckin autistic? Of course it isn’t. Only some of it ### REPLY: Do you want me to be fucking autistic? ### END.
### Comment: I have September calls. I believe. I'm just impatient. ### REPLY: What is the strike price on your September calls? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but some people are really entitled. I have coworkers who refuse to get a roommate because they dont want to share a bathroom/kitchen/living area. News flash, no one WANTS a roommate we just tolerate it because it saves a ton of money. ### REPLY: Just get a wife. Its a roommate that you actually like to have and you get to put your dick in whenever you want. 10/10 would recommend. ### END.
### Comment: Yep, agreed. To be fair, though, millennials have been fucked over by baby boomers in terms of opportunities and expensive education/healthcare. Having said that, people *are* stupid. It *is* still possible for millennials to save and invest, even with student debt (assuming it's a reasonable amount). But a $4 Starbucks coffee and $100 restaurant meals have somehow become necessities that cannot be sacrificed. Plus, people are too lazy to learn about the stock market. ### REPLY: Millenials have far more opportunity than any previous generation. We have modern technology, nearly infinite information at our fingertips, and access to investment opportunities around the world. The only difference is the opportunities are no longer in the US. Look abroad, and everything changes. I am 23 years old, and could easily retire anytime I wish simply because I went where the opportunity is. ### END.
### Comment: reeeeepost ### REPLY: this was top post all time for a good while before all the riff-raff and dog shit robinhood accounts took over ### END.
### Comment: You say that like 130k is a lot ### REPLY: Lot more then any other financial ### END.
### Comment: Their performance is actually worse in datacenter than gaming. AMD beats them or matches them with Vega in many AI benchmarks. I think you understand this sector less than you think you do. ### REPLY: Benchmarks won't matter if the industry favors cuda over rocm ### END.
### Comment: Yeah we’re gonna take advice from the guy that bought IQ near ath ### REPLY: Kept averaging up to my average of 37.50 for IQ, feel like your average cost for UXIN is closer to the ATH... ### END.
### Comment: I mean, 200 to win 50k... ### REPLY: So you're expecting 25,000% returns? Seems reasonable, good luck. I might even start writing naked puts. ### END.
### Comment: What can they tariff? ### REPLY: hockey ### END.
### Comment: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference. 'The Restaurant At The End of the Universe' source: I made this GIF a year ago ### REPLY: You mean OP didn't make this? I want my upvote back dammit. ### END.
### Comment: I'm with you I had 'safe' 7/20 $61 calls ### REPLY: I'm with you there. FML ### END.
### Comment: Because the GOP doesn't actually *want* to govern. They want to get re-elected. That can't happen if they actually implement policirss because they run out of things to scare their constituencies with. Real talk though, ACA was basically written by the insurance companies. Who do you think they donate money too? They've made crazy tendies since Obamacare passed; it was the greatest thing to ever happen to them. ### REPLY: Yes. That was the first part that confused me about it, the bill was a giant handout of Tax money to private industry. I would have thought the GOP would have been jumping up and down for it when it was being written. ### END.
### Comment: Pretty much everyone is waiting for this signal it seems. ### REPLY: Tarifs are a great way to end a bull market 🤷‍♂️ ### END.
### Comment: Remindme! 350 days ### REPLY: Remindme! 349 days “Nike” ### END.
### Comment: EPS date is showing as 9/09 on fidelity, although I sold puts on it a few days ago and could’ve sworn the report date when I was looking then was showing like 7/13?? ### REPLY: Yeah, RH says it was two days ago, so who tf knows. ### END.
### Comment: I couldn't believe it myself tbh not in this climate ### REPLY: that must have been nerve wracking as hell when every other knockout earnings is met with mass selloffs lately ### END.
### Comment: This is ancient. ### REPLY: Yeah but it didn't have $60 until 2028 in this.. technically real life price action has been more ridiculous than this meme... ### END.
### Comment: > You should always buy more time than you need I was told I had to buy weeklies every Tuesday though. ### REPLY: Four days is more than enough time, buy them Wednesday ### END.
### Comment: >before this puppy hits $20-25 in 3 months or $3 in 20-25 days ### REPLY: well you could still have both of those be true...... ### END.
### Comment: *silently nibbles on tide pods* ### REPLY: I might take a buy if theta keeps raping my mu and bac calls ### END.
### Comment: Pm /u/drmichaelburry ### REPLY: 4 month old account, two comments, both in WSB. Lol. ### END.
### Comment: I’d sell you to Satan for one $RAD call ### REPLY: You’re $RAD. Now sell him to Satan. ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: U ### END.
### Comment: Now if only I had $150,000 so I could actually buy a piece of all these stonks. ### REPLY: You can always buy index funds ### END.
### Comment: Not really man, with all the secular drivers it has, it is easily worth 30x forward PE. Avg. beat on earnings is 25% so the true Forward PE might be closer to 24x. I'd pay that all fucking day ### REPLY: For a normal stock, I would also. But semiconductors have lower P/Es and get hammered if they miss once. Look at OLED ### END.
### Comment: So what's the next company to do this? ### REPLY: MU ### END.
### Comment: I am a profitable company ### REPLY: what is this from again? ### END.
### Comment: fuck u bitchbot 5000. STOP SUPRESSING THE TRUTH! ### REPLY: goddamn they even cucked daddy on the way out ### END.
### Comment: See post. Check stock. Lol. ### REPLY: Jk i love u ### END.
### Comment: And to put a semi-conductor process into production takes years. ### REPLY: ...chief ### END.
### Comment: Hindsight is always 20/20, it’s hard to quit when spx was going straight up. I was making 2k a day on those calls in January but they got wiped out in 2 days back in February. Feels bad man. Lesson learned, my other “investment” account is in much better shape so I’ve got that going on for me. ### REPLY: [https://youtu.be/\_v50TN55sa8?t=2197](https://youtu.be/_v50TN55sa8?t=2197) ### END.
### Comment: I can only hope.. ### REPLY: Don't think we can avoid at least a bit of short term pain, but I expect the whole thing to be more for show than anything with actual bite to it. As long as the base buys it he'll be satisfied. ### END.
### Comment: I do love me some insurance, i think i just might. ### REPLY: You're going to sell puts to insure owned stocks? I wanna watch this play out. ### END.
### Comment: I’m going to laugh fucking hard if next week ends up being a BTFD week Fuck bears ### REPLY: Don't worry they're fucked. Statistically Monday is the most bullish day of the trading year. I actually can't believe they are still holding puts and don't understand that the reason those puts were up 100% was because hedge funds were closing all their positions. Guess what they will do on monday morning? Open ALL those positions back up. MOST BULLISH DAY OF THE YEAR. Why do you think Elon picked it to announce 5k production? ### END.
### Comment: Same way i did with my MU $60c 6/29 ... Let it expire ### REPLY: [https://www.imgur.com/FmYjcHV](https://www.imgur.com/FmYjcHV) ### END.
### Comment: There will be news at the end of next week. ### REPLY: And the following week ### END.
### Comment: It’s the amazon of netlix! ### REPLY: Hahahah ### END.
### Comment: Retarded bot ### REPLY: #retarded bot ### END.
### Comment: No, it's an investing subreddit ### REPLY: no, it's a gambling subreddit ### END.
### Comment: WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE ### REPLY: Because the 1y chart shows a pattern of large spikes like this one followed by a couple months of plateauing and slowly decreasing before another large spike... ### END.
### Comment: me too ### REPLY: thanks ### END.
### Comment: No, all the other signals and notions are not valid. Most are nonsense, some have validity within certain contexts. This is a complex game. ### REPLY: Not rly. Is trump shit talking? If yes, buy puts. Else buy calls ### END.
### Comment: It was a lesson learned. I went balls deep on AMD calls when it crashed in April and pulled over 20k on that alone, and I left over 12k on the table. Went to my head. I'm covered on taxes luckily with my savings if need be. I did pull out some cash and paid off my remaining student loans however, so I did at least one responsible thing haha. ### REPLY: name checks out ### END.
### Comment: Makes me think fraudulent fucks make money... ### REPLY: Long Equifax and WFC Seriously. ### END.
### Comment: Short mortgaged backs securities confirmed ### REPLY: dm me, might be able to make a market in that for u ### END.
### Comment: Nanomachines? DARPA Chief? ### REPLY: It looks like another heart attack! ### END.
### Comment: That someone will probably get fucked and post big losses here :D ### REPLY: Or it could just be part of a hedging strategy ### END.
### Comment: You just described 80% of the chicks I follow on Instagram. ### REPLY: What do the other 20% do? ### END.
### Comment: Read the second half. Still make bets, but be calculated, not spur of the moment. ### REPLY: >I was elected to lead, not to read ### END.
### Comment: Chart going up... Calls. Chart going down... Puts ### REPLY: If everyone could follow this logic everyone would be millionaires ### END.
### Comment: you're dead on right, that's what happened. Plus Trump has twitter access. ### REPLY: It wasn’t as extreme as anticipated. I would watch out for 7/20 though. ### END.
### Comment: SPY moved the way I was expecting it to when I lost that 2k. I work in IT and literally as I'm trying to execute the trade my VP walks into the office. When he left it was too late so I took the loss and moved on. Yes though, I am also not very good at day trading haha. ### REPLY: Jim? You told me your were working on paperwork, but you were actually day trading? I'll need to see you in my office Monday. ### END.
### Comment: Wtf, how's he poor? His parents paid. When I was younger I had to stand at a corner for tendies at 4am. How I stand on another corner at 5am. Life in the corner. ### REPLY: Poor fag ### END.
### Comment: You can always buy index funds ### REPLY: Your mom could have aborted you. ### END.
### Comment: The companies aren't retarded, the post and you are. ### REPLY: who the fuck are YOU? ### END.
### Comment: If it was so predictable everyone would be millionaires my friend. This is gambling ### REPLY: TESLA. Dead man walking. Dead man running. Dead man on unicycle. ### END.
### Comment: Lol I learned that from that one movie with marky mark ### REPLY: mahky mahk! ### END.
### Comment: Canada can suck my dick. ### REPLY: Bitch Canada’s a polite, open minded country, but even they won’t touch that diseased meat stick you call a hog ### END.
### Comment: Thskkeerrss*** ### REPLY: Wow, I love the British accent! So fancy! ### END.
### Comment: what is this from again? ### REPLY: Longfin ### END.
### Comment: For a normal stock, I would also. But semiconductors have lower P/Es and get hammered if they miss once. Look at OLED ### REPLY: OLED is materials, not semis. They are levered purely to volume of OLED production and were hammered on the fact that adoption roll out is pushing back. Different situation. In the event of a downturn, I actually think Nvidia is well positioned to maintain earnings ### END.
### Comment: My roommates owned BMWs They were in the shop for like 50% of the time it was kinda funny and sad ### REPLY: My old coworker had one of the SUVs and I was taking him to the shop in my truck, that was older and cost a lot less, about every other month. ### END.
### Comment: 4 month old account, two comments, both in WSB. Lol. ### REPLY: He has autism this is the sub of choice ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, my gf and I visited Hong Kong recently and they are very polite. I loved it there. So many Teslas. ### REPLY: Yeah Teslas went from a rare sight to a common sight relatively quickly. Luxury cars are kinda weird because there is nowhere to really burn rubber but people buy them to show off their wealth. A lot of Porsche, Lambos and Ferraris also. ### END.
### Comment: I thought it was Friday. Visiting Japan so not sure what day it is over there in Freedom Land. Get like me and maybe you can come join. ### REPLY: no thanks ### END.
### Comment: TBH the state of Texas could win a war on it's own against almost any other country. I wouldn't be too worried if I were you. ### REPLY: Cartel could probably take us on in a ruthless battle and they might get ahead based on shear brutality (my Mexican buddies show me cartel videos and it is insane torture that they do), but yeah we got guns. Fuck loads. ### END.
### Comment: humanities students take classes on 'judging what is good or bad' while STEM majors don't, is all I'm saying. ### REPLY: Medicine and Engineering will typically both include different types of ethics units. Afaik generalist science undergrad degrees might miss out on it majority of the time. ### END.
### Comment: Buy a barrel and keep it in your garage. Guaranteed gains ### REPLY: If you are buying, I am selling. Hit me up - I got the light, sweet stuff. BYOB - Bring your own barrel. ### END.
### Comment: for 1500? im gonna need a strike and expiry if yo don't mind nm wrong person ### REPLY: It's Sunday and I'm AFK, but here's a picture of my Tesla position from a few weeks back. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8s1n81/85k_today_alone_from_tesla/ ### END.
### Comment: either buy a shitload of SPY calls at open or stand down buster brown ### REPLY: Happy to do so. Do me a solid, let me know when you make broad based market trades so I can take the opposite side. ### END.
### Comment: It’s the only investment sub I haven’t been banned from yet. ### REPLY: investment? ### END.
### Comment: Damn. I just bought USO 10/19 $16 calls on Friday. FML. ### REPLY: It’s ok brashski. This could easily swing either way this week. My the Gods be with you. ### END.
### Comment: TF are you talking about ### REPLY: Look at a long term chart of IPOs over time ### END.
### Comment: I know this sounds crazy but hear me out: what if Ford put an electric motor in a truck? ### REPLY: Then they wouldn't be making 7000 cars in 4 hours. ### END.
### Comment: yeah but how would I incorporate calc into that? Besides the fact that gamma is the derivative of theta, I don’t have much to work with ### REPLY: Incorporate statistical analysis. Run SPY daily deltas through a fourier transform and normalize it. Then look at probabilities of making money vs losing as it pertains to trading options. ### END.
### Comment: Not sure if this is good for BA or not. ### REPLY: It's irrelevant. BA is still a god damn beast of a company. ### END.
### Comment: 1. Eventually. Goal is to do just that by end of July to be profitable in Q3 2. Don’t know exactly, but apparently they got some of the folks working on the software side of things to stop doing software and put doors on cars. 3. Idk ### REPLY: I've met many SW guys who can't tell one end of a screwdriver from the other. ### END.
### Comment: Are we talking about Musk or OP? ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: Article published Jan 2016, not sure if it's just looking back at what would've been profitable in 2015 or what, since it doesn't show specific positions. ### REPLY: either way, it totally negates your point. As with all your posts, they are self defeating and prove nothing. You would be better off shutting up. ### END.
### Comment: hahahaha im just trying to gain back some of my money that i loss last week (12%). Damn alright ill stick with it. ### REPLY: Only down 12% and already thinking about selling, oh sweet summer child... ### END.
### Comment: Each car is really four ~~midgets~~ little people connected to pedals. edited for language. ### REPLY: just don't look them in the eye, that's how the 'AI' driving gets all skrewey and crashes. ### END.
### Comment: I don’t see anybody excitedly slapping down 1K and 2 years of waitlist time for a fuckin’ Ford Fiesta. Long TSLA ### REPLY: Some shorts would have you think people are shitting themselves over to get in line for a focus. ### END.
### Comment: The made up deadline is the end of the quarter. ### REPLY: Okay, is that not a made up deadline that they set for themselves? ### END.
### Comment: i have a put too, but i sold it to open. i should profit big right? ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-lawsuit/tesla-seeks-to-dismiss-securities-fraud-lawsuit-u-s-court-document-idUSKCN1IR01C ### REPLY: Ok, so 'investors' didn't do their due diligence uhm surprise the market fluctuated due to their collective action s and now seek to harm Elon Musk, praise be to him, out of spite .. it's just a shame that's all ... Long TSLA $_$ ### END.