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### Comment: you know what tupacbot says about that ### REPLY: Nobody cares ### END.
### Comment: I bought flowers for my wife off it before. Got the text that the truck was really close to work so I figured it was low effort spouse points ### REPLY: The only points worth going for. ### END.
### Comment: of my long position? Any thoughts on what I could have done better? ### REPLY: Sell covered call. ### END.
### Comment: Wtf?? Since i read it Ive been dismembering exotic deer. Guy is a dumbass ### REPLY: ah, the elusive chital ### END.
### Comment: that would just piss off all of america. I would happily not buy any chinese shit if they fuck with my independence day ### REPLY: So no electronics, clothes, or shoes for you? ### END.
### Comment: Um. Margins for model 3 are 25%. A lot higher than other manufacturers. ### REPLY: I thought those were model S and X margins, and model 3 margins are unknown. ### END.
### Comment: True. Issuing stock the market wants to buy is hard. ### REPLY: Most companies don't make more stocks, it is called dilution. ### END.
### Comment: Yea I didn't catch that... How do I short my own education? ### REPLY: I don't know but when you find out tell me. We could get rich off my ignorance lol ### END.
### Comment: This is why I love this stock, you could take a De lorean back in time to 2008 housing crisis or 2001 Enron and would have seen similar idiots ignoring fundamentals thinking “this time is different” I view this as my “Big Short” ### REPLY: >I view this as my “Big Short” If you want to have your 'big short,' you have to buckle down and do the research so that you know what you are talking about. You can't just latch on to an insanely expansive definition of securities fraud and ride it to hell. You have to know more about what you are doing than that. ### END.
### Comment: Damn. That is ambitious ### REPLY: *A-Team theme song* ### END.
### Comment: Too lost in the sauce ### REPLY: 'If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce” — Gucci Mane ### END.
### Comment: Vaccines ### REPLY: That’s why I’m anti vax ### END.
### Comment: This exists ### REPLY: I like poptart. Can you point me to a broker that has this? Star wars. ### END.
### Comment: r/madlads ### REPLY: HAAA ### END.
### Comment: Straddle/spread ### REPLY: I’m not sure what that means but I’ll take your word for it ### END.
### Comment: Not at all since wsb is saying to buy puts ### REPLY: Holding puts and scared shitless because of the wsb sentiment ### END.
### Comment: Same but with JD 7/27 $39 calls ### REPLY: Same with all 3 plus MU ### END.
### Comment: And then a dog pees on ‘em ### REPLY: and the dog had rabies ### END.
### Comment: blowed up n ded. ### REPLY: so... shorting Ford confirmed. ### END.
### Comment: You’re an idiot... an idiot that convinced me to sell at $12.75 when I bought at$9.99 ### REPLY: When did I do this? I never post on this sub. The old Mantra has always been buy at 11 sell at 13 ### END.
### Comment: I do my best to troll boomers in wsj comment sections, so I'm def on board with this merger ### REPLY: Well this is a hobby I didn't know I needed in my life. ### END.
### Comment: I like to gold bond powder, for a real good time though use the green bottle. and stand in front of a fan. ### REPLY: The green bottle is a gamechanger ### END.
### Comment: Read the wikipedia page on Musk. This is just how he runs all of his companies at desperate times and he's only had success with it. ### REPLY: Hey you, happy birthday ### END.
### Comment: Big if true ### REPLY: Big cus true ### END.
### Comment: Lol, the real number was probably higher because the workers were posting about hitting 5000 on social media like 6 hours before end of day Saturday. They probably stopped a few over 5k so as not to set the standard too high for next week (fourth of July holidays) ### REPLY: Where the posts bro ### END.
### Comment: Patience. Probably do nothing because the market is going to be a battleground of ugly volatility tomorrow as it tries to find a direction, again. ### REPLY: Yessir ### END.
### Comment: ITM puts are greedy but will definitely be liquid enough. Deep OTMs will be far less liquid and need higher volume for the same amount of premium he wants to play with. Personally I think you sell just otm vertical put spreads instead of being a greedy fuck. Although its not an easy call to make during a trade war as orange boi can fuck you hard regardless of ERs. ### REPLY: Agree put spreads are sensible. Deep OTM still has sufficient liquidity. These guys aren't looking to deal 2000 options. Ya gotta feed the market maker, but he will deal. He may not have anything on screen, but put up your interest and a guy or a computer will deal. If you cross the spread enough for them to give a shit. ### END.
### Comment: Lol startup ### REPLY: sMaLL InDiE CoMpaNY ### END.
### Comment: When will BABA stop being a shitty stonk? ### REPLY: My cost basis on it is ~64$. I'm pretty good with it. ### END.
### Comment: As long as we figure out what caused those two nukes on mars ill go, I dont want to be the first to find out why there are pyramids like ours there too either... NOPE I saw that movie Prometheus NO fuckin way. ill stay on earth. ### REPLY: Hello eggs! You will be fine in this single basket. ### END.
### Comment: They only thing receding is your hairline. Now buy some calls with us ### REPLY: He doesn't deserve daddy's love ### END.
### Comment: is europe even worth $300 Billion? that's a lot of stinky french cheese and german shit porn ### REPLY: Dude come on, you know as well as I do that they also export baguettes and white flags. ### END.
### Comment: yes ### REPLY: 5'1 ### END.
### Comment: Well if it didn’t it would blow ### REPLY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIsdxPY_8H0 ### END.
### Comment: Hahaha yes kidding too... is what I was doing also because I'm not some kind cyberperv looking for action on Reddit... that would be gross. ### REPLY: u wan sum fuk ### END.
### Comment: why is everyone talking about buying tesla calls then? ### REPLY: They're excited to lose money, I guess. ### END.
### Comment: Then ride her with a saddle ### REPLY: Then fly away like a condor before she wakes up ### END.
### Comment: They're actually just bricks with a radio transceiver taped on. ### REPLY: Tape is extra ### END.
### Comment: Their whole theory, which is why people buy their stock, is that dividends are a form of double taxation. They rather add cash to their balance sheet for future acquisitions of stock or companies. Then an investor can sell stock when they want and be taxed only once. People who own BRK do not ever expect or want a dividend from them. ### REPLY: I’m aware of that rationale - it just seems self-serving. They never tell the public companies they own large chunks of to stop paying *their* dividends. ### END.
### Comment: Very true. If anything I think Munger will go first! He has an extra 7 years on Buffett, but Buffett’s cancer thing really put me on the edge about his health. ### REPLY: Something like >80% of all men over 80 have some form of prostate cancer. It's usually not a worry, since most forms are very slow growing. ### END.
### Comment: Curious... why so far otm? I see that heard dirt cheap compared to atm. ### REPLY: Won’t be by the time options are open ### END.
### Comment: \* they're ya illiterate ### REPLY: Thank you ### END.
### Comment: How did you get so rich ### REPLY: I am mid 30s, no kids, and am very frugal. ### END.
### Comment: I didn't know your Nokia 3310 had internet fag ### REPLY: You're a fucking idiot then, admittedly. ### END.
### Comment: B-b-but muh MAGA ### REPLY: I'm so sick of winning ### END.
### Comment: Okay, I’ll rephrase...Trump leveraged his casino’s balance sheet up to the tits, and eventually filed for bankruptcy protection once the business started to fail. Is that better for you? ### REPLY: Ignore the trolls. Trump supporters are a bit slow so try using simple words ### END.
### Comment: Interesting. From where is the DD? You in the industry? Or a customer maybe? ### REPLY: People are fat as fuck and need home CPAP masks ### END.
### Comment: That's cool, Reagan was in deep with some Iran-Contra shit anyway and was hiding dementia. As for tomorrow, go get'em tiger. Get those tendies ### REPLY: Least the new guy doesn't hide it. ### END.
### Comment: Self imposed levels that even if the sustainable production numbers are 20% lower those are numbers people didn't expect at this stage. ### REPLY: I’m pretty sure people expected them when their CEO told their investors they’d hit it. Which makes them ages behind schedule and assembling in tents. ### END.
### Comment: I would wait before buying puts. There will be a lot of portfolio revaluing Monday as Tuesday ends early and Wednesday is holiday plus Monday is first day of new quarter It may run up a decent amount more the next two days ### REPLY: Nah better buy slightly otm at open ### END.
### Comment: Up 20$, I assume at open it will go up and test 380 before starting to pull back ### REPLY: That’s my thought as well. I have a few calls and sold a covered call at 390 ### END.
### Comment: the real analysis might paint an even bleaker picture. they lose more money as time goes by, whats there to like? ### REPLY: Check out pre-market. Up 6% lol ### END.
### Comment: Not enough meat on dem bones ### REPLY: If premarket and opening correlate... looking like a snack ### END.
### Comment: either way, it totally negates your point. As with all your posts, they are self defeating and prove nothing. You would be better off shutting up. ### REPLY: Talking about what would've been a good trade after the fact and providing no proof of your actual positions as part of your post on your portfolio is stupid. That's the point. ### END.
### Comment: When did I do this? I never post on this sub. The old Mantra has always been buy at 11 sell at 13 ### REPLY: Group think... asshole ### END.
### Comment: Step One: Take out a risky loan from a less than reputable lender. Step Two: Buy a shitload of blow. Step Three: Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeah Step Four: Jesus Christ they're going to cut off my legs-- buy AMD. Step Five: Once the inevitable happens, buy a gun. Step Six: They can't take your legs if you take them out first. ### REPLY: *Points finger at head* ### END.
### Comment: My note wasn’t serious? ### REPLY: He's not ready. ### END.
### Comment: TSLA FDs. Done. Now back to posting. ### REPLY: Woah, what about your 10am dicksucking appointments? ### END.
### Comment: Don't forget lending rules which led to the banking disaster which caused the housing market crash and automobile industry crash ### REPLY: Obama’s caused the crush that happened the year before he took office? ### END.
### Comment: This. Valued like tech companies because it has a better growth rate than those. No one wants to buy companies that plan on stopping to sell most of their cars (like Ford) and that have assets that will be worthless when we truly switch to EVs. ### REPLY: Are you thinking the rest of the auto industry isn't going to get in on the EV market if that's what the market wants? ### END.
### Comment: I'm not saying he should change it -- just that he could if he want to do so. Idc either way. ### REPLY: I bet your teachers and classmates hated you ### END.
### Comment: But also means higher loss? ### REPLY: We don't talk about that. ### END.
### Comment: He has a major factory deal with china ### REPLY: Yeah me too. Stop believing propaganda. Think China will just allow that once tariffs start to affect their economy? ### END.
### Comment: Boy he's struggling with bid/ask spreads, you think he knows how to calculate intrinsic value from updated greeks? The only greeks he knows is Mediterranean food. ### REPLY: And like the Greeks, he sure likes to take a pegging ### END.
### Comment: F. I still cant believe I pussied out of buying puts at open. ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: Hahahaha. You little shit you have no idea what you’re talking about. Keep googling his spin, ### REPLY: Show me even a single source of him saying 90%+ Hillary either text or in an interview in the weeks leading up to the election and I will post a video on YouTube apologizing to you and saying how wrong I was. ### END.
### Comment: not trying to be an a-hole but what's your short position? honestly just curious how the average telsa bear is doing today ### REPLY: You're looking for the average bear on WSB????? ### END.
### Comment: Well did you sell? ### REPLY: Nope, I believe in tesla and think it has some good stuff coming before the end of July ### END.
### Comment: not a bad bet tbh I have no idea where it will go, but my calls are January expiry so NBD if it tanks today. I have seen TSLA go red in the morning only to close green many times before tho. ### REPLY: Issue is it went green at open and hence now has fated wsb curse to close red ### END.
### Comment: Too late on July. Losing money now. Hopefully will pop when update letter is released ### REPLY: Lol. Holding an expiring weekly on a huge up day and not closing it out this AM when you're back in the green... ### END.
### Comment: The theoretical energy density of Li-ion is like x3 of its current energy density. They will get there with time. ### REPLY: 3x modern lithium ion energy density is still like one-eighth the energy density of a tin can with gasoline in it. 'rechargeable EV batteries in parity with internal combustion engine energy density' is star trek shit. those batteries would be a greater technological leap than an alexa skill that lets you mine asteroids by voice command. ### END.
### Comment: TSLA in the red now lol. Loved seeing all the posts about shorts getting destroyed. ### REPLY: Yeah that overbearing Sunday night when all of WSB was collectively jerking off their paper gains. I'm sure the smart ones unloaded this AM already but man today is a GREAT lesson on hubris for those still holding calls they picked up on Friday. ### END.
### Comment: so u blame this sub ### REPLY: it's the only logical explanation ### END.
### Comment: Thanks!! I do feel like the mobile payment sector is going to be generally doing well this summer. ### REPLY: Clover also has the advantage of linking to BofA business customers, it's an easy crossover since they run together and easy to link to accounts. That is what we used for our retail location. While Square is easy to use and setup for the starting business, Clover definitely had more reporting and additions like a standard POS service similar to Quickbooks (Quickbooks would still be more detailed than these though). Just my opinion on experience using them. ### END.
### Comment: *Points finger at head* ### REPLY: I think he's gonna try to shoot his own legs off. ### END.
### Comment: Interesting. So $AMD is worth $1.4b in early 2016. And now it's worth ~$15b. I guess they're worth 10x more than they were 2 years ago because of 'forward projections' which I guess also explains why they were worth $10b in 2006. Hmmm, wild ride. ### REPLY: Is this really news to you? ### END.
### Comment: :( you killed it :( rip https://imgur.com/Qo1EaNf.jpg ### REPLY: naw man, it was some dude screen shoting it every 5 minutes that did it. ### END.
### Comment: thanks jew ### REPLY: jew are welcome ### END.
### Comment: first and foremost it should be worse for the company, sure. but maybe that company might sue intel for not fullfilling the contract (which, I imagine, should have at least 1,000 pages, so good luck with that) or some shit - and suing would also take years. I don't know if he mentions the name in the full article, which is behind a paywall... ### REPLY: I'm not worried. Intel's general council is a guy named Steve Rodgers. You don't beat Captain America. ### END.
### Comment: Fine more tendies for me ### REPLY: How are those tendies coming along? ### END.
### Comment: Hey man, good for you on losing weight. ### REPLY: thanks man!!! 60 lbs in 5 months :) ### END.
### Comment: aaaaand they're up! ### REPLY: Up is an understatement. 26% gains I type. Edit: 31%. All my dry powder was in this trade ### END.
### Comment: just buy 7/20 VXX 90 Calls -- then business as usual. if the market tanks, you'll get 100x return ### REPLY: teach me mr burry ### END.
### Comment: Seeing that I just sold off everything, it should now skyrocket ### REPLY: Excellent, thank you. I need the boost. ### END.
### Comment: Lisa Su Bae ### REPLY: 10/10 ### END.
### Comment: 117 would sure be something ### REPLY: about 20% excess return and <0,2% tracking error for example, the god portfolio. Take all my money ### END.
### Comment: Nice. I was just wondering because I haven't really heard it being talked about. What's your favorite out of these? ### REPLY: Googl has been my best long term, it's my favorite ### END.
### Comment: In those 5 mins it dropped from 5+% to 3.5%. But yea if I had waited a little bit more I could have set a proper limit but that’s the think you never know. What if that shit plummeted to 1% I would have wished I did a market order sell. ### REPLY: The 5% you are thinking of is based on low volume ### END.
### Comment: They definitely dipped at PredictIt on the last day but not that low. (According to the chart, Trump traded between 22-27% before election day). British bookmakers still had it around 30%. ### REPLY: I'm not sure where I saw it but it definitely dipped under 10% within the last week before the election. I remember because 10% had been my threshold for going long Trump but then I pussied out at the last minute. ### END.
### Comment: Memeory is a shitty industry ### REPLY: Yes, but they're not in the memory industry. Still a mess of a company though. ### END.
### Comment: Because they’ve always been a good play for me and I like sticking with what works. Not sure when I’ll jump in today if at all but them and TSLA all I’m looking at right now. ### REPLY: When they expire? Nflx options are so fucking expensive right now and with earnings right around the corner this shit is way too unpredictable for me ### END.
### Comment: Bullshit. Go read the 2009 Berkshire hathaway shareholder letters. ### REPLY: Berkshire made billions buying on the cheap in 2009/2010. ### END.
### Comment: Stock went up like 20% and short float barely moved. ### REPLY: TIL $20 = 20% ### END.
### Comment: UVXY calls. ### REPLY: these ruined me last week didnt lock in profits and the expired worthless ### END.
### Comment: Looks like he's come to the realization that most of his base is a bunch of broke fucktards who cannot tell the DOW from S&P and don't have a penny to invest. The spineless fucks in Congress should do something about this, but they won't until it's too late. ### REPLY: Oh, you mean the *super-elites*? https://www.bustle.com/p/trump-says-his-supporters-are-super-elite-because-theyve-got-money-brains-boats-9615866 The only people with more money and better boats are the Russians that got him elected. ### END.
### Comment: Lol I deleted the game and re-downloaded it, color is still red ### REPLY: I just log in as my friend whenever I'm feeling down. He only has 6$ in there cash from selling the couple free stocks he got. It's always green though since its not invested. ### END.
### Comment: It’s cause speculators are still nervous that the supply boost talk is BS. Watch for oil to rally late today or tomorrow ### REPLY: Welp my puts r ded now too ### END.
### Comment: why the mods deleted this? ### REPLY: If you’d like to repost it that would be great. I will try posting in another place. Not sure if I’ll get auto deleted on those pages or not. Thanks for the help! ### END.
### Comment: I have never bought FDs ### REPLY: Then you don't belong here ### END.
### Comment: ಠ_ಠ My god you really are retarded ### REPLY: Lol so it’s not true. Honestly, I’ve been so busy I didn’t know if it was actually true. I’ve done literally only meme DD when it comes to it. Then I got an alert on it and was like... wtf is this for real? ### END.