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### Comment: Yes you’re right. I’m just autistic and I didn’t think I wanted to do the higher short at first but then TSLA started shooting back up again. Serves me right for being a pussy. Thank you! ### REPLY: you almost got the right idea, what you were doing was a roll, you just didn't know how to do it correctly: more info: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/managing-positions/ ### END.
### Comment: Nice I got mine at .95. Exact same plan as you. Just hope it doesn't pull an ER like last quarters. EDIT: I did some more DD. Steelgate earnings report could potentially be beneficial for Herman Miller tomorrow. I double downed and bought 3 more contracts. Best of luck my dude ### REPLY: What's the deal w/ Steelcase? Also, I'm wondering if I should hold for earnings or take my 30% profits and cash out now like a pussy ### END.
### Comment: Hey, you want to invest in a company that is going to chew up and spit out their employees go right ahead. Unsustainable doesn't mean they can't maintain production, it means they are polluting heavily, treating their employees like commodities, and have shit working conditions in their factories. ### REPLY: What you say >they are polluting heavily, treating their employees like commodities, and have shit working conditions in their factories. What I hear >they are making America have profit margins again ### END.
### Comment: This is probably best case I agree ### REPLY: My coworker worships Trump and he thinks no way Trump would delay or back down. Would look weak I think. ### END.
### Comment: While he is going up the stairs with Pence behind him, trump falls and crushes Pence, and Pence dies with a massive throbbing erection- fantasy of being one with a man fulfilled. ### REPLY: Pence seems like he'd be a free trade kinda dude ### END.
### Comment: Yep. She squirts blood. Blood of her victims. ### REPLY: She doesn't have enough of it though so she has to water it down ### END.
### Comment: I'd say 3 personally but 2 isn't as wrong as 4. ### REPLY: this is also good. I'm just going off the fact that I was overshooting before, so my 3 becomes a 2 lmao ### END.
### Comment: Everyone will be too busy driving around in flying cars to notice. ### REPLY: When you say flying you don’t mean Tesla cars going off the bridge or overpass right? ### END.
### Comment: Tape is extra ### REPLY: It's just good business. ### END.
### Comment: Woah, what about your 10am dicksucking appointments? ### REPLY: Moved to Wednesday. I'm free for the next 24 hours ### END.
### Comment: It it damages the US economy, I believe you could get a veto proof majority. They got enough to codify Russian sanctions even though it pissed him off. ### REPLY: Okay but China hasn't shot down any airliners yet and/or invaded a sovereign nation. ### END.
### Comment: Up 0.018% currently. Can we get a forfeit for this guy? ### REPLY: -1.18% currently ### END.
### Comment: 'Facebook ads stole the election' gtfo ### REPLY: Yeah I don't really get that one either. Since when is buying online ads considered hacking? ### END.
### Comment: >***as a market maker*** ### REPLY: Where do I find that on Robinhood? /s ### END.
### Comment: Ideally, yes. It’s a credit up front. ### REPLY: Wish i had played this today! Oh well ### END.
### Comment: He probably would ### REPLY: He definitely wood. ### END.
### Comment: what are your positions? ### REPLY: Well judging by his post, I'm gonna go with 'FD's' ### END.
### Comment: Heh wood. ### REPLY: hahaha - this place is great ### END.
### Comment: We have the best faggots dont we folks? The best faggots. Unbelievable faggots. ### REPLY: The sexiest most retarded faggots alive. Makes me want to shove a log of shit up my dick hole. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, we all fucking know, because we watched the chart all day. Try and keep up. ### REPLY: Should have put “all day” in ALL CAPS ### END.
### Comment: About 8% ### REPLY: Good god I’m poor ### END.
### Comment: What made you think that tesla would fall today prompting to buy puts. Always interested in peoples thoughts process with extremely volatile stocks ### REPLY: It is extremely volatile and was up big AM, where else would it go? This ain't IQ we're talking about here. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck that, double down that all in yolo ### REPLY: I’d apply for a loan but my FICO score got shot to hell just by browsing this sub. ### END.
### Comment: Why not the 0.50 instead? ### REPLY: Because he bought them to soon and is bagholding ### END.
### Comment: Lol exactly what I was thinking. This fool went all in at $10.xx and is now wanting to unload. Time to pump it up on a forum full of retards. ### REPLY: I’m dropping my last $8 liquid bucks into a share. If it follows iQ, I’ll make some money. Otherwise I’ll eat cup of noddle. ### END.
### Comment: All in Tesla? ### REPLY: One tesla. ### END.
### Comment: All TA predictions are total shit. If they'd work we'd all be rich by trading with them. ### REPLY: TA is either self fulfilling bs or it breaks down and then TAssholes say 'oh it's actually this pattern instead' ### END.
### Comment: Weak reasoning, it does not make it then right for Tesla to do it as well. ### REPLY: Go back to late stage capitalism ### END.
### Comment: Lowers guidance to 'only' +18% yoy net sales in 3rd Q, with improving margins and 4% buyback, yeah sure, definitely warrants a 15% pullback in a month. ### REPLY: People like you ask this question, people like me and /u/TeffyWeffy explain the near term outlook for semi mfg equip companies is not good. People like you continue to ask the same question. Get out, buy $MU if you want a semi play. Or just buy $AMD and sell covered calls and rake in 80% in a year from that alone. ### END.
### Comment: They are easily brainwashed - Trumps subliminal hypnosis techniques work relatively well. His mannerisms and speech patterns are text book pyhological distraction. I would be interested in seeing Someone do research on this. ### REPLY: It's been said that Trump carefully studied films of Mussolini's hand movements during speech making, in order to copy them. ### END.
### Comment: > the apple of the auto industry Key difference being Apple is one of the most profitable companies on earth. ### REPLY: you missed his point his statement translates into customer loyalty ### END.
### Comment: V ### REPLY: why ### END.
### Comment: Thing is, If I were Xi, I would like for DJT to stay POTUS forever. Why would he try to humiliate him? ### REPLY: cus trump is raising tariffs against china which is disadvantageous to their own economy, which is why they need to retaliate. ### END.
### Comment: Wound up not getting into it. Certainly had plenty more room to go up at this point imo ### REPLY: So you’re not planning on getting in on that then? ### END.
### Comment: whatever maybe poor wording, honestly just curious though. they've got a pretty decent exit opportunity now, wonder if they're taking it. just wish i could have a conversation with a tesla short without the autism. ### REPLY: Tesla is a no-brainer short. But, this is an irrational market and you know the old saying. ### END.
### Comment: As soon as I saw all the posts on here I knew it was going to be sell the news. Meeting expectations just barely doesn't make stocks skyrocket. Reality might slowly be catching up with this stock. If it eventually gets generously valued at a double P/S multiple of most automakers at 5,000/week it'll cut the stock price to $100. ### REPLY: Yea pretty much how I feel. Unless they did double or triple the number with China and Cheeto blessing tesla there was no way this was gonna go up. If anything now is a good time to go long on calls maybe if you believe in them but the dip was going to happen ### END.
### Comment: Y'all's argument is nonsense. I like to hear it though. Makes me more comfortable increasing my position at these prices. ### REPLY: They will never make money on their cars. Sorry, dawg. ### END.
### Comment: Oh yes he can, and he will. Yo keep assuming the market is based on fundamentals and rationality ### REPLY: Similar to the wnba ### END.
### Comment: No thanks ### REPLY: Hey guy, shut the fuck up and get out of my way. We're doing lines here. ### END.
### Comment: His Merrill Edge broker, probably some Dwight Schrute mother fucker in a short sleeved dress shirt working out of office space in a half-empty mall. ### REPLY: how dare you disparage dwight schrute like that. you're probably a lowly celery farmer. ### END.
### Comment: Damn this company is really the money incinerator ### REPLY: it's hush money ### END.
### Comment: cuz fuck u bitch ### REPLY: Fuck you all ### END.
### Comment: > Isn’t this a pump and dump? > Fify ### REPLY: Isn’t this a put stock? I think that's more honest ### END.
### Comment: Everything related to MU. Cleanse it and buy long calls. ### REPLY: 'Everything related to MU.' Then says 'buy long calls' when you have long calls. Why does this guy have any upvotes at all. Full blown retardation. ### END.
### Comment: Lol wasn't happy with+20k ### REPLY: My friends once asked me how much would it take for me to step away. I replied that even if I had a billion dollars I’d still be a degenerate gambler, the numbers would just get bigger. ### END.
### Comment: we were. but its over now. (secretly hopes stocks respond to reverse psychology) ### REPLY: Looks like it didn't work :( ( ;-) ) ### END.
### Comment: -1.18% currently ### REPLY: And it's even worse if you look at TSLA's valuation at this same time last year. It's pretty much the same. Tesla has been spinning it's wheels (heh) for a year. ### END.
### Comment: Sorry an entirely empty mall. ### REPLY: Do they come any other way? ### END.
### Comment: > MU and NVDA had a lot of volume today They were both well below their avg daily volume tho ### REPLY: Yeah, I disagree though. Saying we're green due to low volume. Everybody knows tariffs kick in on the 6th. so... I'm gonna say it, 'Priceeeddd innnn' as long as cheeto man shuts the fuck up ### END.
### Comment: I bet your teachers and classmates hated you ### REPLY: I bet your teachers and classmates loved your teethy blowjobs. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I will see tomorrow’s opening and make my final call but I think it will come back to 360. ### REPLY: Sounds good okay, I personally have like 5 debit spreads at varying strikes. Hope to rip through one of them atleast! 350/355 370/375 400/425 ### END.
### Comment: What makes you say that ### REPLY: Consistent up-trend. Look at $V’s history ### END.
### Comment: AMC stole their idea but since they actually own theaters, they can make a profit since ppl with “free tickets” buy more over priced food and giving away your tickets is cheaper than buying other ppl ticket ### REPLY: I understand that's part of the zero barriers to entry. If this ever got successful enough the theaters will just rip it off themselves. ### END.
### Comment: This meme shows how retarded this sub is. Stock prices move on earnings and future expectations. TSLA didn’t meet the earnings but they finally met their production expectations thus boosting future expectations. ### REPLY: We don’t know how Tesla did on earnings. We won’t know for a month or so. But you are right, at this point it’s about meeting or beating expectations, not the absolute numbers. This is a company in the middle of a massive expansion, they’re not going to be profitable right away, and their investors don’t expect them to be. ### END.
### Comment: Probably GE and DAL otherwise I don't see much about the rest. Also holy shit on the AMD Call OI ### REPLY: Dems is cheeeeewwwwwp ### END.
### Comment: $8 Edit: damn y’all I was just fucking around ### REPLY: ...after an 11:1 split. ### END.
### Comment: Always Afraid ### REPLY: Never not affraid. ### END.
### Comment: hey i didnt gain yet, what if the short day tmrw kills me ### REPLY: sell at open if you want. set limit order and sell 'em in batches if you feel like riding into the moon (or just get out while you're ahead). given they are FD and market is closed on Wednesday I say just unload them as soon as it hits your target (if not already). ### END.
### Comment: There’s no political consequences to a collapsing economy so why would anyone care ### REPLY: Xi has his own ego and legacy - even staying in power he will be seen as a failure if he delivers anything less than uninterrupted prosperity. Meanwhile Donny can do whatever the fuck, blame someone else, and still be re-elected. Someone else’s mess by 2024 ### END.
### Comment: No but I'm forever indebted to you for telling me ### REPLY: 10K translates to 10K trendies. 17c/rnd is pretty damn good. Make sure you use the free shipping code fam. ### END.
### Comment: All I hear from this is 'flee the country' ### REPLY: I hear 'reinsurance' ### END.
### Comment: Putin would like that very much... are you paying attention, Donnie? ### REPLY: Questioning it as if this wasn't orchestrated by Putin. ### END.
### Comment: What it they run away? ### REPLY: What it they don’t? ### END.
### Comment: Nessy lives in a lake not the moon you retart ### REPLY: yeah well right now she does ### END.
### Comment: learn the difference between '8x the workers' and '8x the efficiency.' ### REPLY: Did Jesus take away your tendies? ### END.
### Comment: Ya? You’d be extinct if your dads pull out was on point 😜 ### REPLY: Savage ### END.
### Comment: 20 years it will be the main stage. ### REPLY: i dont want to live this world ### END.
### Comment: Feels like a bubble. Nonsensical valuation. Sells 1 product and uses AWS for basically its entire infrastructure, yet has a P/E ratio comparable to Amazon's. I'm not calling Netflix bad by any means. However, ranking it up there with Amazon or even Google is fucking nuts. ### REPLY: I own a little Netflix ### END.
### Comment: Yeah go work for a manufacturing plant and see what actually happens you cuck ### REPLY: Lol... Dude this has to be the most mentally challenged defense of TSLA I've seen... This kind of 'leaning out' is what causes car mfgs to recall a millions of vehicles, ask Toyota... Thankfully for TSLA they produce less than 300k annually at this point ### END.
### Comment: Should’ve put some ITM boyos ### REPLY: That's not the wsb way. Get out now! ### END.
### Comment: Autism >>> brain damage and concussion ### REPLY: You rang? ### END.
### Comment: GXC, too bad no weeklies. Better yet, FXI has weeklies, and is loaded with financials (which are supposedly the next thing to crack). ### REPLY: I just bought some July 6 puts on FXI Thursday, and I'm brand new to the option game. Been a wild ride so far. ### END.
### Comment: More money more problems man ### REPLY: I’ll take some problems plz ### END.
### Comment: Dems is cheeeeewwwwwp ### REPLY: Tempted to buy a straddle tbh ### END.
### Comment: With a billion dollars my life will be so degenerate and filled with expensive hookers that I will have no time to gamble until I run out of all that billion because a coke filled mind might not be the best in managing finances. ### REPLY: It would take a lot of effort to blow a billion dollars. ### END.
### Comment: Where do I find that on Robinhood? /s ### REPLY: Sarcasm... ### END.
### Comment: When u lose that much, how do u keep going? Where do u get more money too? From your 401k? ### REPLY: It’s not a loss until you sell. A few of those mu contracts will expire worthless but everything else will be up bigly soon. ### END.
### Comment: He's a very effective leader, quite cult-like but that doesn't matter if it works. Not the worst company your neighbor can invest in tbh, unless you mean he got in *now*. ### REPLY: Sure, investing all of your retirement money in a B3 rated company is a great idea. ### END.
### Comment: Looks like it didn't work :( ( ;-) ) ### REPLY: Which means it did? ### END.
### Comment: I thought the meme was referring to breaking bad ### REPLY: **WOOOOOOSH** ### END.
### Comment: It was probably the rep he was talking to, on top of that. Bet money that rep hung up the phone and got with his people and told them to look out for the market order cuck for an easy arbitrage ### REPLY: Gonna be honest I'll bet op was being indecisive about what he wanted to do so the rep just told him do a market order so he gets a guaranteed fill. ### END.
### Comment: I’m dropping my last $8 liquid bucks into a share. If it follows iQ, I’ll make some money. Otherwise I’ll eat cup of noddle. ### REPLY: I’m with ya, once the Cheeto gets done this thing might go up. Wendy’s 4fer4 here we come, or not, who care ### END.
### Comment: We don’t know how Tesla did on earnings. We won’t know for a month or so. But you are right, at this point it’s about meeting or beating expectations, not the absolute numbers. This is a company in the middle of a massive expansion, they’re not going to be profitable right away, and their investors don’t expect them to be. ### REPLY: But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now... ### END.
### Comment: But then it’s Tariff Friday. We will go down a bit like usual and they will be halting trading due to too rapid losses. Then they’ll surrender before the T-51b units enter Beijing and the Dow will close up 1500. ### REPLY: Did you actually memorize the exact type of power-armor that was used in the invasion? ### END.
### Comment: proud to be their 8th subscriber, we can all lose money together ### REPLY: If they tell you to buy GE; walk away. ### END.
### Comment: Happy Pre 4th of July bull trap. The markets went from green to red as fast as I woke up. ### REPLY: “Bull Trap” on low volume partial day. This day doesn’t even matter for spelling out ongoing direction ### END.
### Comment: I'm hurt! She told me she liked them. ### REPLY: No, that was my mom ### END.
### Comment: Could go down ### REPLY: or sideways ### END.
### Comment: Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. ### REPLY: I think everyone expected this. China steals technology, claims they invented it, kangaroo court to kick out American company, rinse and repeat. China will completely stagnate in higher tech if US companies start actually protecting their IP. It's one of the major reasons Xi isn't backing down on tariffs - US subsidizes R&D for the entire world, and China gets a sweet deal out of it if the US doesn't shut that shit down. ### END.
### Comment: /r/wallstreetbets2 ### REPLY: Dude, what?! WSB leveraged version? 'Lose money even faster with friends.' ### END.
### Comment: How so? ### REPLY: Southern Strategy, racist dog whistles, demonizing minorities, etc. ### END.
### Comment: All hail ### REPLY: Oh magic line, what do I need to do to have a green day? ### END.
### Comment: Miss me with that gay shit ### REPLY: Ok Young Jeezy ### END.
### Comment: Have you even looked at the last few years of business news related to GE? ### REPLY: This is wallstreetbets. Of course we haven't. ### END.
### Comment: cellmates ### REPLY: Same thing ### END.
### Comment: Why not TQQQ? ### REPLY: QQQ is more liquid and options on leveraged ETFs are no more leveraged than options on anything else. ### END.
### Comment: Puts can make lots of money ### REPLY: Puts aren't scared money. That's actually having massive balls. EDIT: Puts can also be stupid money. ### END.
### Comment: I will be disappointed in anything less ### REPLY: No more disappointed than your mother is. ### END.
### Comment: It's time to exit with whatever you have left and go back to atm V calls, close within a day for small tendies, repeat. That's how you play V, consistent smaller tendies to offset your FD or stonk losses ### REPLY: Bought 7/20 $135 yesterday during near bottom at around $1.09, sold at around $1.31. Looking at it again today but it's a short day so will probably revisit diff strike prices on Thursday. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly looking back I would've sold out if I were investing at that time. In looking at a lot of leading indicators along with the other macro factors you've just mentioned, things looked really bad. Was a consensus reached on why we didn't go into a recession in 2016-2017? Was it just central banks around the world keeping up enough QE to keep it going? ### REPLY: Yea free money forever helped. China also fucking with their international currency and banned selling for a while ### END.