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### Comment: I couldn't hold on so I day traded both too, if anything I made a few thousand from the fds so things could be worse! Try not to hold too long and capitalise your profits, that lesson hurts too bad skemtiems. ### REPLY: Yep, sold for break even when it was up 190% yesterday. That hurt but at least I didn’t lose money ### END.
### Comment: Our economy is better than ever while Europe stagnates :D ### REPLY: Not because of Trump, but, yes, definitely. ### END.
### Comment: maybe since it's his thread? ### REPLY: So if you get banned you can still respond to yourself? ### END.
### Comment: Turning $230 into $610 ain’t too shabby ### REPLY: Well done, we got the bump we needed. Looking at $CP for today, possibly ### END.
### Comment: A lot of people piss on Obama around here, but I think that he had the balls and vision to go against his own base for both the TPP and the TTIP. I legit don’t understand the dumb ass reasons against them we lost increased market access and a real chance to swing away from a Chinese manufacturing dependency. ### REPLY: Cause people are fucking stupid and they were complex. ### END.
### Comment: Still here, continuing my prayers ### REPLY: I’m all in on one $140 7/20 call and $145 8/17. ### END.
### Comment: I'm in for 20 contracts September $55p ### REPLY: Will this really cause the stock to go down though? I mean yeah it seems shitty for the people in those jobs, but even the hit piece says their models are 'consistent' which makes this seem not as big a deal as making fake accounts like the last scandal. ### END.
### Comment: How do you know how many balls he has ### REPLY: from DD ### END.
### Comment: Have fun with your puts bear boy. Yield curve inflection leads a recession by about a year. That's a whole year for your puts to finance my gains baby. ### REPLY: They really should underscore “NEAR TERM”. There will be one more bull run 6-8month. ### END.
### Comment: lol amazing. thanks, warren & charlie ### REPLY: $100 on the $200C would have got you $16,700. This and knowing to short $AVGO and I’d at least be looking at a CrisCraft ### END.
### Comment: Price? Thought about it but FD shy after getting rekt on NFLX ### REPLY: .70$. So far so good. ### END.
### Comment: I'm actually long cigarette stocks, but they've all hit a huge slump this year (BTI, MO, PM) and I don't see a reason that it'll have turned around yet. I think that the cigarette companies will dominate the legal marijuana business, but that's years ahead of us. Especially with Jeffy at the helm as AG. If I'm right and PM takes another shit tomorrow, I'll probably BTFD in my long portfolio. ### REPLY: Yeah I see this as 2 or 3 earnings misses before they turn the ship around. On the week business buy back in. ### END.
### Comment: Funny how they use big and fancy words to show off their “education” but are afraid of debate ### REPLY: Yep. Fucking educated, lazy, poor fuckers. ### END.
### Comment: Why not call 911 again? I’ve done that before to take something i said back and it was fine. ### REPLY: Yeah. You can call 911, you won't die. ### END.
### Comment: [Yeah, Yale thing](https://youtu.be/1NyzQwwO4Os) ### REPLY: I didn't know most of WSB went to yale ### END.
### Comment: I think there was an episode of cops or something where someone drug smugglers got busted because they tried to order pizza and panicked when they accidentally called the cops. They would have been fine if they just explained that it was a mistake instead of hanging up. ### REPLY: 'Hey what's Pizza Hut's number? Oh yea, 9-1-1-... oh shit!' ### END.
### Comment: saweet ### REPLY: Still holding 7 of my original 34 8/17 135C with a cost basis around $3.60 ### END.
### Comment: Tendies are ready! ### REPLY: They are! I’m cashing in at EOD. ### END.
### Comment: I'd rather make 15% consistently than 100% occasionally. Right now I'm just losing 5% consistently. ### REPLY: story of my portfolio ### END.
### Comment: Look at all the tobacco stocks. They're all bleeding in this raging bull market. I see no catalyst to boost them up anytime soon. ### REPLY: Thanks dude. Picked up 4 contracts for $80P 8/17. Seems like sentiment is to buy your calls or puts a little bit further out just in case it doesn’t react the way that you think and you’ve got some time to make your money back. And the 8/17’s were not that much more expensive then 7/20s ### END.
### Comment: /r/gatekeeping ### REPLY: You think WSB is any better? We literally only let autistic fags in here, we're the real gatekeepers ### END.
### Comment: World Cup traffic and adds ### REPLY: plus nba off season moves ### END.
### Comment: wouldn't it be 55,555 shares? ### REPLY: Need more money. ### END.
### Comment: Hope you sold for $3 ### REPLY: Unfortunately, dumped closer to open while it was still in the low 2's. ### END.
### Comment: I say 7/27 simply cause of IV and theta. I'm pretty sure they're actually cheaper than buying 7/20s and they're safer. Personally, I went with 35$ calls. I'm expecting this stock to end the day around 33~ range and burst to 36 after ER. ### REPLY: Heh? Isnt it 3x right now? ### END.
### Comment: ikr the trick is to buy low and sell high. ### REPLY: wait i thought it was the opposite fuck ### END.
### Comment: Obviously an enoughmuskspam reader wouldn’t be asking you these questions. I’ve followed musk and his industries long enough to see things didn’t magically shift last week. Clearly you haven’t It’s cool. Cop out of a discussion with someone with opposing views. That’s what makes america great!! ### REPLY: How long is long enough? ### END.
### Comment: Come and take it ### REPLY: makes up random fine to punish random successful US companies- EU ### END.
### Comment: Anyone who think drip wil ever come to rh is stupid. It hurts there bottom line. Drip and partial shares will never come to rh because they want you to hold cash and never invest the dividend. ### REPLY: They did an ama and it is planned for the 'future' ### END.
### Comment: BOOYAH ### REPLY: Next time youre at it can you hook me up with his producer? https://www.cnbc.com/elizabeth-gurdus/ ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I don't blame you. I'm going to try having it message them directly instead. Look at all the Profit posts though, without the flair tags you'd think we never made any money, meanwhile there's more profit and DD than you can shake a stick at when you categorize it. ### REPLY: Just curious, whats the benefit for the categorizing, can you search for threads on specific flairs ### END.
### Comment: Fucking finally. Holding 75 @ 185 basis. ### REPLY: 50 @ 198 bought a few weeks ago and makes up 10% of my portfolio Nice little surprise today coming from the safe and typically boring part of my portfolio ### END.
### Comment: Eyyyyyyy we finally got a good day ### REPLY: Yeah! It was about time. ### END.
### Comment: Know what else was really popular with young users? AIM and Myspace. ### REPLY: You know what else was really popular with young users? Facebook. ### END.
### Comment: Buffet likes them ### REPLY: OnLy bUy BuSiNeSsEs tHaT yOu uNdErStAnD ### END.
### Comment: GE seriously? ### REPLY: Lol no. ### END.
### Comment: Do you want dips? Cuz this sort of fear mongering is what gets us our tastey dips. I say let them monger all the fear they want. My puts will love it, and my calls will love seeing people realize they were being retarded. ### REPLY: Raise your hand if you’ve been stockpiling cash since 2017 waiting for shit to go on sale. Cuz... 🙋🏻‍♂️ ### END.
### Comment: People in SF have friends? ### REPLY: yes. friends are people who you don't kiss with tongue while you dickdock them. quite rare, but it's known to happen. ### END.
### Comment: Go Columbia Lions! ### REPLY: Lions unite! ### END.
### Comment: The machines had Windows 7 that was networked in, the PC was just like a host for a remote connection that had insane specs. Unplug the LAN and the thing couldn’t do anything. ### REPLY: Thin client. ### END.
### Comment: Unless your calling India ### REPLY: Not with that grammar you aren’t. ### END.
### Comment: No no no. We’re the autists who just call each other faggots. ### REPLY: And they're the faggots who call each other autists. ### END.
### Comment: IQ to 120 confirmed ### REPLY: 125 bro ### END.
### Comment: I am going balls deep in $MCD when their earnings comes around. ### REPLY: Why so? Interested in your DD ### END.
### Comment: Oh I understand that, I’m in IT and recently did a huge phone implementation for a financial firm who chose 9-1. I was just saying the practice of using those numbers in general isn’t the best. ### REPLY: This is why I insist on using 69, no such thing as 6911 ### END.
### Comment: awesome, that's exactly what I look too lol @ you like NFLX? puts it is ### REPLY: I also look just like Jennifer Aniston ### END.
### Comment: i heard he spends $25k per month in rubber bands ### REPLY: How do I long rubber bands? ### END.
### Comment: Probably because everyone on Robinhood just shrugged and went all in with their $10 account. ### REPLY: 'MA! HEY MA! I JUST MADE $3! ... No, I didn't get a job...' ### END.
### Comment: Depends on which part of the world you live in, I think it's due process to send HR swat in some states and they're required to shoot your dog. ### REPLY: > required to shoot your dog No you are thinking of the ATF ### END.
### Comment: > CFG I'm going to buy some CFG Jul 20 2018 40.00 Calls. It's ITM right now, but don't mind paying the premium and looks like a solid company. Thanks. ### REPLY: I also have August 17th 45 calls. I'm very confident in earning s ### END.
### Comment: Wait, so I can't get a Wallstreet job with my Archibald Community College associates in finance degree? The career advisor lady said I could. We even took a field trip to a university that had a Bloomberg Terminal! It was turned off and we weren't allowed to touch it, but it was still a good experience. ### REPLY: This is so hilariously sad. As in, I feel sad that this probably happens. ### END.
### Comment: What is the date? I'm not queer i know what ER stands for ### REPLY: Their earnings are on 7/26. ### END.
### Comment: she is such an idiot. ### REPLY: She may actually be retarded. ### END.
### Comment: It will make the fall or rise. Maybe it’ll make them stay flat. ### REPLY: Trig if blue ### END.
### Comment: No. ### REPLY: Then don’t exercise them. Sell them. ### END.
### Comment: 'You can't time the market', they said. 'Pay 100x more in 1999 than 1998, it'll work out', they said! ### REPLY: now tell me the difference between that and this NFLX cancer with a PE ratio that's inflated more than my mum's buttplug. ### END.
### Comment: That sounds smart to me. ### REPLY: username apropos ### END.
### Comment: OP is coiling up for a breakout. just look at his chart. plus, fundamental DD: he managed to pay down all debt *and* turn a profit over this past year. he has identified the flaws in his operations with a plan to correct them and has raised guidance for next year. i'm buying leaps on this guy ### REPLY: /u/DizzleDe Can I long you? ### END.
### Comment: Lol, but if he says 'if the ban bots ban me', and its true as you said, why tf would he be unbanned if he said 'BAN ME IF..'. ### REPLY: Read what automod says ### END.
### Comment: I’m joining you in Canada if Giliad pops up. ### REPLY: lol stay in touch ### END.
### Comment: Nyyyaaaaa I'm just a birdy too! ### REPLY: YOUR SHIRT IS RED ### END.
### Comment: Almost feels like it yeah... but it’s not like the valuations are crazy. I wouldn’t consider google it be super overvalued like tech in general was back in the dot com bubble... Netflix, maybe. ### REPLY: I think things aren’t necessarily overvalued when looked at today, but they are based on growth projections. If there is some macro event that slows down the economy as a whole these growth targets may not hit and you could see multiples decrease. Is this what Soros calls reflexivity or do I have that wrong? ### END.
### Comment: But of course ### REPLY: Found the holder of brk.a on robinhood ### END.
### Comment: Link to the actual tweet? ### REPLY: Woosh ### END.
### Comment: I didn't know most of WSB went to yale ### REPLY: Lol like most of us can afford cocaine... ### END.
### Comment: Not to be flippant but I really don’t understand your response. ### REPLY: Sorry- basically AMEX was always the 'premium' brand. Now they're not. They're losing partnerships (Costco, SPG) so they're trying hard for new customers. They missed revenue, stock is down 3% as of this writing. ### END.
### Comment: a redditor's first-hand description of Fort Dix: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/33tejv/whats_life_like_inside_a_minimum_security_prison/cqolnxh ### REPLY: Cells are all left unlocked except at night. Prisoners can move freely. Virtually no prison rape. Violence is pretty rare. Commissary to buy goodies. Seems pretty relaxed. It would have been cool if he came out covered in gang tattoos with scars and shit but at least we know he wont be shanked. ### END.
### Comment: cleaning test tubes doesn't count as r&d ### REPLY: Rinse & dry ### END.
### Comment: This is so hilariously sad. As in, I feel sad that this probably happens. ### REPLY: 'Does anyone here know what Microsoft Excel is?' 'Yeah it's the program right next to your tabs full of 4chan' ### END.
### Comment: Wasn't even sure how to via the interface on Robinhood lol and technically I do although it would be like all my savings but yeah I sold the options themselves. ### REPLY: You know what the fuck to do, excersize those shares. Bust out your savings, sell the shares and reroll them into weekly OTM FD calls, rinse and repeat. ### END.
### Comment: I’m a eurofag from Sweden so mostly OMX Stockholm index. But since i trade during Swedish hours i can make daily etf trades based on the american pre-market. Which is a nice perk. ### REPLY: Any specific product? After throwing away massive amounts of money the other day on bear/bull oil X15 I'm open for suggestion ### END.
### Comment: Why am I have boner ### REPLY: bc u have the gay ### END.
### Comment: Where I work the dial out number is 5. Just wanted to point out that you're a twat in case you weren't already aware. ### REPLY: So how many people in your office keep calling the Traveler Info hotline instead of 911? ### END.
### Comment: Yup. If consumer spending is at all time high but AXP isnt the one making money I wonder who is collecting the payments.... May buy more visa tmo depending on open. ### REPLY: American Express sucks ass to accept as a seller. VISA or payment declined bitch. ### END.
### Comment: makes up random fine to punish random successful US companies- EU ### REPLY: > Ends up killing their own small businesses instead of large US companies. -EU ### END.
### Comment: Come on dude, stop lying. This can't be real. What the fuck?! ### REPLY: You think I would go on the internet and fucking lie? ### END.
### Comment: Then the EU dream would be for Nokia to make a comeback ### REPLY: Nokia does android phones. The ppl in charge of the EU are on r/latestageretardation levels of stupidity. ### END.
### Comment: daily commute to work is over 300 miles? ### REPLY: Yuppppp. I drive from anywhere between 2000/3000 miles a week. I drive a manual and do it in the Bay area. I get to see a pretty ocean when I get home. So thats nice. ### END.
### Comment: $149.80 might be rough. Hope you get there. ### REPLY: Both are dead and got double fucked. This bitch is not moving anywhere anytime soon. Especially that far OTM ### END.
### Comment: Assuming pure gambling on earning reports, your chance of success is almost 0.8%. Good luck, bro. ### REPLY: Its like an expensive scratch off with really good odds. ### END.
### Comment: the only good news for MU is no news ### REPLY: so let's go burn down Bloomberg News ### END.
### Comment: I don't know how their system works dude. But how would they call long distance or 1-800 numbers ### REPLY: It's pretty standard: 9-1-800, etc. 9-1-AreaCode(NPA)-Exchange(NXX)-1234 ### END.
### Comment: Between 400-410. Next day opened down almost 20k, but closed down less than 3k due to the monster rally. ### REPLY: Man--do you realize how lucky we all were with that one? I went delta neutral, but was at 360/440. Was able to get out with a tiny (~15%) profit, but I was sweating hard. On the other hand, I got completely fucked by CSX today. Couldve walked with a wash at open, but got greedy (and maybe got lulled into it by NFLX the day before), and ended up with 'only' a 150% loss. ### END.
### Comment: You know what else was really popular with young users? Facebook. ### REPLY: nah that was young adults ### END.
### Comment: Over a far shorter period of time, you’re going to be dead. Goldbuggery is retarded. Fiat Currencies are one of the greatest forces for good in the world. Also lmao at pretending that underlying economic generation isn’t happening 😂 Your dollar isn’t sitting still as a dollar. It’s continuously reinvested in the economy. Please read more about fractional reserve banking and less Austrian bullshit ### REPLY: Banks literally print money. Ally savings is taking my 10 dollars and leveraging 10x it all on mu fd ### END.
### Comment: More than twice that in cash ### REPLY: A bit less. They have roughly 260 bil in cash last er I checked. Been busy with the buy backs ### END.
### Comment: You think WSB is any better? We literally only let autistic fags in here, we're the real gatekeepers ### REPLY: I don’t think you know what gatekeeping is. We literally let autistic fags in here, there is no gatekeeper and honestly that’s why it’s such a cesspool ### END.
### Comment: 50 @ 198 bought a few weeks ago and makes up 10% of my portfolio Nice little surprise today coming from the safe and typically boring part of my portfolio ### REPLY: You're rich! ### END.
### Comment: Jd a stock you hold not buy options on especially with all the backers (google, Walmart,tencent, JINA) you could just cut loses and buy the stock or gamble the loses on calls for V. How much equity would you have left if you cut loses!? ### REPLY: prob like $1.5k ### END.
### Comment: What are your positions currently ### REPLY: I've got $30Cs on BAC for oct, nov and jan. Those have been open for about a month. Lots of oct and jan mu 60 and 65 calls. Closed some msft and v calls today for big gains. Have amat and lrcx calls that I'm not as proud of expiring aug... Pick solid companies, buy on dips that aren't due to fundamentals and give yourself time. ### END.
### Comment: 5/10 no alchohol. ### REPLY: How do you think the dollar is on fire without burning up? ### END.
### Comment: Meeting with the Bobs ### REPLY: Jump....... to Conclusions mat. ### END.
### Comment: My Condolences fam. You'll get it back. Lost 18k about a month ago on MU earnings. took me ahwhile but I made 25k back. ### REPLY: We pay to play the game homie! ### END.
### Comment: I made money writing covered calls even when SNAP died 17%? after earnings so they just need to learn not to suck so much ### REPLY: I said bagholders, not degenerate gamblers. ### END.
### Comment: [This is good for me](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8ym7mu/bezos_has_come_to_take_my_gains/?st=jjrseaur&sh=d6f94ca5) Going back to 52 week highs ### REPLY: Ugh. I bought calls on the dip, sold 75% of them for a 30% gain yesterday. Glad I held some, but still. Always bet on the AMZN news gap-fill. ### END.
### Comment: Fascinating read. Thanks. And this is coming from an Amazon bull, believe it or not. ### REPLY: I truly believe that Amazon is a revolutionary company. If anyone deserves the exuberance, it’s them. I’m just concerned by just how massive their valuation has become. I’m also a long term investor, and don’t even try to predict the short term. So this isn’t to say they won’t run up another 90%, who knows. I don’t fuck with animal spirits. ### END.
### Comment: Been dead 14 years. Glad you learned that joke in kindergarten today ### REPLY: Sorry for your loss both mom and calls ### END.
### Comment: AAPL ### REPLY: Apple went down before earnings for past few ER ### END.
### Comment: I didn't have funds available on IPO day but bought it on the second day ### REPLY: Thanks for getting back to me, I'm going to give interactive brokers a shot. ### END.
### Comment: Buy EoD then sell on open the next day. Its the cheapest way to play ER while limiting theta decay and IV crush. I've already got nearly 10k in tech contracts rolling so its probably fucking retarded but I'll do it regardless. ### REPLY: You could just trade spreads. Then IV works in your favor. We ### END.