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### Comment: Might be a decent idea ### REPLY: Why would gold plummet so fast and not recover.. I can't wait. Just a matter of time ### END.
### Comment: Is anyone concerned with the talk of warehouse workers Unionizing in the U.S. and Europe or the potential strikes and said delays due to their parcel delivery? ### REPLY: No. This is the US. Workers have no power because they have no money. 0% chance of unions. If one state does it Amazon will just close everything instantly in that state and move on. I'm pretty sure they closed a warehouse within 24 hours of unionization a couple of years ago and left the state. ### END.
### Comment: Never hit 20k and was 600.00 in January 2017 and is now 7.3k. ### REPLY: Oh...ok....sorry. 19k. As if it makes that much difference when it completely crashes. This is still not a 'bounce back' ### END.
### Comment: It absolutely should lmao, I don't think you understand the actual science. ### REPLY: I know this is WSB, but your levels of autism are unfounded. Did you get like double vaccinated as a baby? /s ### END.
### Comment: No ### REPLY: Yes. ### END.
### Comment: The same thing it does every day... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ### REPLY: Brain is that you??! NARF!!!! ### END.
### Comment: I think you’re right. And now I’m regretting selling my 6 9/21 $140s at 330 today for 30% profit. Serious FOMO, might look for a shitty entrance on some FDs tomorrow because I’m stupid and impatient. ### REPLY: Don't. That shit just takes one trump tweet to fucking end you. I have been playing september at the money for the last week and I am up like 120% total across my VISA trades. Sure its not some fuckin 10 bagger but I feel more comfortable throwing 4k at that than a FD. ### END.
### Comment: /u/drjpepper ### REPLY: >What do they make? Idk, me money ### END.
### Comment: Right? Assert dominance. ### REPLY: ass-ert it right into his ass ### END.
### Comment: I mean that isnt precisely how it works due to how theta is calculated but in general more of theta is lost during open hours than closed. ### REPLY: So in a general sense, is theta weighted different, so as it's not a linear decay? As in each hour that goes by doesn't equate to the same amount of theta decay? ### END.
### Comment: My point is everyone is a billionaire with decades of hindsight. ### REPLY: That's pretty much what I was thinking. It's dumb to make statements like this. ### END.
### Comment: Lmao peak delusion right here. Walmart will be one of like a dozen S&P stocks that has a chance to go sideways and up in a recession. Amazon would be leading the losers. ### REPLY: lets see those walmart share and amazon puts, put your money where your mouth is. ### END.
### Comment: I vanquish the foes and banish the hoes so I could get to the gold ### REPLY: OP is definitely a 12 year old white kid from upper-middle class suburbs of a large metropolitan city with $GPRO and $GME calls on his $278.12 Robinhood account. ### END.
### Comment: A bit less. They have roughly 260 bil in cash last er I checked. Been busy with the buy backs ### REPLY: That's about 1.7 Bezoses if my math is correct. Not exactly a small amount. ### END.
### Comment: Why thank you! ### REPLY: Why not you're welcome ### END.
### Comment: I watch a lot of Big Herc on YouTube (look him up he's amazing) and it sounds like the mins are nowhere near the level of crazy shit you live with at the mediums or max. So our boy is probably stuck with a bunch of swindlers and fraudsters instead of a bunch of violent barbarians that are gonna split yo wig while you're taking a shit or something. And virtually no cheek busting ### REPLY: Lotta jew on jew crimes ### END.
### Comment: July 19 after market closes. ### REPLY: 1) did it get moved recently? 2) why didn’t you call me a breast synonym? ### END.
### Comment: Dpz puts here ### REPLY: How can you even expect to make money on this play? Are you just blindly throwing money or do you have a thesis? ### END.
### Comment: Thin client. ### REPLY: Also known as 'lol hope you don't need to use Excel' machines ### END.
### Comment: They did an ama and it is planned for the 'future' ### REPLY: 'planned' ### END.
### Comment: Cells are all left unlocked except at night. Prisoners can move freely. Virtually no prison rape. Violence is pretty rare. Commissary to buy goodies. Seems pretty relaxed. It would have been cool if he came out covered in gang tattoos with scars and shit but at least we know he wont be shanked. ### REPLY: I guess Fort Dix never lived up to its name. ### END.
### Comment: $100 on the $200C would have got you $16,700. This and knowing to short $AVGO and I’d at least be looking at a CrisCraft ### REPLY: I'd be the world's first trillionaire if I could go back just one year. ### END.
### Comment: Do you think opentable has dominated the restaurant space and no room left for new entrants? ### REPLY: Restaurants like switching and trying new stuff usually, and if Opentable hasn't had any big competitors till now to push them to have a competitive product they might not have accrued much brand loyalty. ### END.
### Comment: Hey that’s my question too! I’m thinking possibly hold since it’s looking like a red market day overall ### REPLY: I'm going to let it go for a bit and close out by EOD ### END.
### Comment: Might as well still buy on a pullback ### REPLY: yea i did last time, then it pulled back even more and my calls looked bad but then like always I still came out great, so yup doing that. ### END.
### Comment: Bought $39 puts yesterday morning at $2. I sell on eBay and Amazon. Ebay has been having lots of technical issues and has been offering heavy discounts almost on a weekly basis (like 15-20% off). This is greater than their fees and I’ve noticed people are waiting for these discounts now to make purchases. It’s an attempt to capture market share but it’s expensive. Another thing to watch for is PoshMark, I’ve been moving all my clothing on to there instead of eBay. ### REPLY: Which is exactly the reason I’ve been buying on eBay and not amazon. And got roped in. ### END.
### Comment: You think people should fly to Joe Rogan and spend three hours on his show just to entertain you without promoting what they do? Thats a bit entitled. ### REPLY: Most guests promote themselves. They don't con you into selling your stocks to buy gold from them. ### END.
### Comment: >You could buy a nice place for like 50-80k Good luck getting financing on that. ### REPLY: Secured loan on your investment profile. ### END.
### Comment: from low to high, that’s a decent 4% profit ### REPLY: Yea I see no issue with trading 2% wins if there are easy and consistent trends. I'd much rather make sonsistent small gains than infrequent large ones. ### END.
### Comment: Two scoops, two genders, two dollars a share. ### REPLY: What year is it? ### END.
### Comment: Oh my god i really wanna die now. Fuckkk i am so old. ### REPLY: You are forgiven. ### END.
### Comment: Don’t let the SEC see this ### REPLY: lmao he really deleted his post :D ### END.
### Comment: You should try to understand more things. ### REPLY: You must be new here. ### END.
### Comment: Oh my God, he’s going to hide Taiwanese boys in the mines there. ### REPLY: In the famed lead mines of Flint. ### END.
### Comment: *snaps* Yes! ### REPLY: >*snaps* There goes half of Flint. Perfectly balanced now. ### END.
### Comment: It's worth whatever the ticker says it's worth you ding dong. ### REPLY: I mean, yes that’s what you can buy and sell the stock for at any given moment. But we have no financial data, no history of earnings or growth, no real comparison, no meaningful valuation method other than “I think it’ll go up.” Just curious where this person got the idea that 37 was generous. Would 35 be fairer? And if so, why? ### END.
### Comment: 🤔 when we say we want tendies, are we really just saying we want OP....cuz he chiiiiiicken. Bb-CoCCKKkkk!!! ### REPLY: there's always that one guy that takes it too far ### END.
### Comment: that’d be a golden shower thanks ### REPLY: Either way they the sky is yellow and bright. ### END.
### Comment: Dwight, is that you? ### REPLY: Best believe son ### END.
### Comment: > Their streaming service is going to dominate -- especially when it graduates into live streaming of sports and esports. They're getting majority stake and control of Hulu with this acquisition. They don't need to build their own platform anymore. Imo, this is not good for NFLX. ### REPLY: Netflix will likely start making acquisitions of their own to beef up their own production capacity. Smaller studios like Lionsgate, MGM, STX are all just sitting there waiting to be bought out. And with sony pictures likely to be on the market soon it'll be a buyers frenzy for hollywood studios. ### END.
### Comment: Well I don’t dress like a toddler so I don’t know anything about what you just said. ### REPLY: > You really think Nike is going to be selling ~~limited edition Off White collabs~~ on fucking aliexpress? There I simplified it for you ### END.
### Comment: This guy licks and gets sucked at the same time ### REPLY: /r/ihavesex ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, for sure. It has gotten to the point where I have to be very careful to only buy from Amazon as the seller. It’s annoying. Sometimes it’s easier to just buy from target or Best Buy because you know you will get the real thing. And I love Amazon! ### REPLY: > where I have to be very careful to only buy from Amazon as the seller. Honestly that doesn't even always work. I feel like there is just some bin in a warehouse where they throw all the 'ITEM A,' so it doesn't matter if you order from Aamazon or Guangdong Delivery Co. because the picker just grabs a random one out of the bin. ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: L ### END.
### Comment: Just a buying opportunity ### REPLY: No those are expiring ### END.
### Comment: yep, that's almost exactly what I did, only slightly less retarded (entered MU a bit lower). well, better to never look back, it just fucks with u. 'what could have been...' ### REPLY: *Taps head* If we choose not to learn a fuckin thing from our mistakes, we can just call it sunk cost fallacy! ### END.
### Comment: I bought Aug 17 280 Puts I bought Aug 17 PZZA Puts Run up has been too strong. Papa Johns was on a downtrend back to reality and this “report” of Wendy’s came out raising it 5% again. It didn’t happen and talks are off. Bought 52.5 Puts EOD and expect bigly returns. ### REPLY: Dude, you’re money today! ### END.
### Comment: Says the fag recommending amazon puts... ### REPLY: Their EPS might just be positive!! ### END.
### Comment: You're an informed gambler. They don't necessarily make more but having a higher ev makes you feel superior. The degenerate gamblers are buying those contracts. ### REPLY: I buy VIX contracts ### END.
### Comment: We won't have won until the Chinese government capitulates... ...right now, they're on a strict diet of 'erectile dysfunction' medicine that's propping up their systemic fraud. ### REPLY: We won dickhead! It is over and everyone knows that we won everything and that China worship big American penis now. People are saying! ### END.
### Comment: That was not a straddle or a strangle tho ### REPLY: True that ### END.
### Comment: 1st rule about WSB: Don't discuss MU. ### REPLY: 2nd rule about WSB: DON'T DISCUSS MU. ### END.
### Comment: Who wouldn’t turn a blind eye when GS gives you a few mil? ### REPLY: and enough ladyboy hookers to make a deli jealous ### END.
### Comment: It bounced around before guidance. ### REPLY: no u ### END.
### Comment: It's usually predictable at least 6-12 months out. Inverted yield curve is a good indicator. Overvaluation correcting (bubbles crashing) in large markets is another. Debt markets imploding is another. ### REPLY: Ya but none of these are definite. The yield curve can pull back out. ### END.
### Comment: You have no credibility. NY Times and Washington Post does. You are just some douche bag no one cares about. ### REPLY: My anonymous sources have full credibility and are familiar with your thinking, how dare you question them. You can not call them fake news. ### END.
### Comment: Did the lead give you autism? ### REPLY: no the vaccines did ### END.
### Comment: Don't ever go against MU ### REPLY: I did and it paid off well today .. Babababababooooyyyaaaaaaa ### END.
### Comment: $901 w/ 13.41% red ### REPLY: 901 > 700 thus red > green It's just math ### END.
### Comment: Dice roll hit. PM pre-market 78.36 −3.79 (4.61%). Congrats on your FD! ### REPLY: Boy I work third shift and I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP AND LITERALLY SLEPT THROUGH MY GAINS. WENT FROM +$1230 AT 9:40 TO NOW -$150. shoot. me. ### END.
### Comment: Thinking about it. I think I can pop back to $36 ### REPLY: Currently up 140% on mine. Went safe with some 7/20 $35's ### END.
### Comment: What longs do you like right now. :) ### REPLY: I’d love a lot of companies at better prices, but I’m personally long GME. I don’t know that they’ll be around in five years, but the stock is just so damn cheap, such that even if they go out of business there’s a lot of upside. I have to admit their quick ratio right now does give me pause. They’ve even stopped repurchasing shares so as to meet their financial obligations. Hesitantly optimistic. ### END.
### Comment: Why would gold plummet so fast and not recover.. I can't wait. Just a matter of time ### REPLY: As long as US dollar is strong, gold is not looking good imo and China devaluation doesn’t seem to help. I’ll wait to see what happen there and a reversal ### END.
### Comment: Next time youre at it can you hook me up with his producer? https://www.cnbc.com/elizabeth-gurdus/ ### REPLY: She looks... smart. ### END.
### Comment: I guess Fort Dix never lived up to its name. ### REPLY: You dont know that. Just because theres no raping doesnt mean theres no consensual male bonding in the showers. ### END.
### Comment: Learn the Greeks ### REPLY: I'd rather not. ### END.
### Comment: I’m too much of a fag to trust that bill gates will cum all over msft for the gainz ### REPLY: yah it's just a gamble. ### END.
### Comment: Seriously $20 playing roulette outside feels risky as fuck and I will spend 10x that on options without thinking about it, and probably with worse odds of making a smaller payout. Robinhood is a hell of a drug. ### REPLY: Took the emotion out of it since my $20k account is consistently down $5k to sell my $4k MSFT 8/17s that I got a few weeks ago (up 120% to about $8900) and put it into 10 contracts for $105 Jan 19 $MSFT. Or stop making stupid fucking decisions on ER plays. This $PM one felt the most obvious that it wouldn’t matter if they beat ER, they’d still tank. Lost of damn much money on Netflix FDs. Glad I’m not married, although this is still dangerous. ### END.
### Comment: ~~>Weed~~ Coke n Xanax ### REPLY: We should be friends ### END.
### Comment: there's always that one guy that takes it too far ### REPLY: You have to understand ### END.
### Comment: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one ### REPLY: Hello there ### END.
### Comment: 10/19 what strike? ### REPLY: This is my first 'big' options buy since I just payed off a few debts and I'm playing it a bit conservative so picked up a 37-40 spread. Also I'm a fucking idiot so idk how far I'd follow me. ### END.
### Comment: How are they different? ### REPLY: Amex backs their own credit, so it’s more like a bank, v and ma make money on every swipe. So axp has way more liability then v and ma. ### END.
### Comment: First aid ### REPLY: Found the med students lol. Good luck on step ### END.
### Comment: he'll be back next week ### REPLY: too many juicy ERs to resist ### END.
### Comment: Prob algos shaking out weak hands. Very bullish on the end of day ### REPLY: It's happened twice more since then. Obviously algo action but I've not seen anything like this in the past. Not going to even try to trade with this weird shit going on lol. ### END.
### Comment: the USA has become one giant meme reality tv show ### REPLY: You love it ### END.
### Comment: You are way likelier to catch an STD from your “spouse” than you are from a good quality hooker who gets tested regularly, unlike you. ### REPLY: 'Good quality hooker' 'Tested regularly' 'Spouse' What retart cart did you fall off of? ### END.
### Comment: Holding thru earnings yolo ### REPLY: Respek ### END.
### Comment: Well duh, 3% is just about unprecedented lol ### REPLY: 5 Year CDs don’t even get that... ### END.
### Comment: I would close my bank account and move to robinhood if they did this since I’m too autistic to even use my debit or credit card ### REPLY: If you aren't using a credit card for daily expenses and paying it off at the end of the month you are missing out on free money and credit. ### END.
### Comment: How can you even expect to make money on this play? Are you just blindly throwing money or do you have a thesis? ### REPLY: Yolo ### END.
### Comment: Dude, you’re money today! ### REPLY: Update sold PZZA today. Bigly! ### END.
### Comment: Azure growth of 89% is flat sequentially and down vs. 98% two quarters ago, and 90% 3 quarters ago. I view this as good because that thing has been growing at triple digits for a long time. So as long as there is no sign of a further deceleration in the hyper-growth rate of Azure we're fine. Looks like the PC segment also beat, curious to see what they'll say on the call. ### REPLY: Thats true. We could probably look at the growth rate of AWS to figure how the market is growing in general. They are closer to 50%. But does look like the azure growth is flattening here. Still above the big boy in the market which is good. ### END.
### Comment: How quickly into the call do they announce guidance? I'll be on the road at that point. High chance I get into a wreck ### REPLY: Not sure about Microsoft but it's usually pretty late in the other calls I've listened into. ### END.
### Comment: Bought at the lowest dip today I trust ### REPLY: I'm with you duder. Hoping this is just tariff BS affecting it. This is now my biggest option position. I averaged down with every last cent I had. ### END.
### Comment: That is some fair DD. I guess time will tell, my friend ### REPLY: Off topic, but why do the mods hate you? ### END.
### Comment: Plz ### REPLY: By 7/20 ### END.
### Comment: sell fool ### REPLY: Thank u I would've gotten fucked if I held ### END.
### Comment: Buy puts and find out. ### REPLY: Our autism bruh ### END.
### Comment: Seriously. Everything at ATH and expectations are through the roof. Though I wouldn't bet against the usual big boys like Bezo et al. ### REPLY: You know what's not at ATH on this list? Boeing ### END.
### Comment: I’ve got 103 puts and 106 calls. So far it’s buttfuckery! ### REPLY: you gon' be alright ### END.
### Comment: At this point you're better off picking companies to short. Expectations are so high at the moment that even when a company beats earnings, the stock is scarcely rewarded. However, miss on any section in the ER, stock seems to tank. ### REPLY: This is why I'm trading the run up and not the reaction. One is so much easier than the other. ### END.
### Comment: Good luck buddy. Might wanna do a little more intensive DD in to my mention of the latter. Not being able to meet demands could have an effect on their accounts recievable section. ### REPLY: DD? What does Dustin Diamond have to do with blowing $500 on a FD? ### END.
### Comment: July 27 was like 38%, FeelsGoodMan ### REPLY: IV on my January was only like 20% lol ### END.
### Comment: Wow the president is getting attention? Color me surprised. ### REPLY: time to go back to t_d mister ### END.
### Comment: Grats, you played yourself lol ### REPLY: Don’t listen to other pussies. I got a ton of shit for telling people to buy EOD Spy puts and funko calls yesterday. Made 2k the first 30mins today with a giant shit eaten grin. ### END.
### Comment: 5 Year CDs don’t even get that... ### REPLY: I saw a 3.6% CD for a 10 year on TD Ameritrade. Too lazy to find it. But it's there. ### END.
### Comment: Revenue higher too. Going to come down to guidance I guess. ### REPLY: Ah yes, the 'we thought you'd be... taller' of Wall Street. ### END.
### Comment: Yah most likely. I have a conference tmo and don't want to baby them. Just need to figure out if I should hold onto my V septembers... ### REPLY: V is in the same boat though... ATH's... need an earnings blowout to move it past resistance and to the moon. ### END.