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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elagabalus merely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Elagabalus, merely a lad,
Was made emperor. Soon he went bad.
Kinky sex was a trait
Of this young head of state,
"The least able that Rome ever had." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,168 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'access restricted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The message said, "Access Restricted".
(Who knew that she'd grown so addicted?)
Her site had been downed,
She's curled up on the ground—
A woebegone woman depicted. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actini'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Actino- or actin-, they say,
Are combining forms standing for "ray."
(There's actini-, as well.)
All these prefixes tell
Us that beams are involved in some way. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jeffrey dahmer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Jeffrey Dahmer was stark, raving mad,
But was "saved" late in life, I must add.
He's in Heaven (they've checked!),
So I have to suspect
That damnation can't be all that bad. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mama bears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mama bears? I've bagged some in their lair.
It's unfair, but I truly don't care.
I must say it's a drag
Dragging bears that I bag:
Crying cubs cling to Ma's bear-rug hair. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chirologist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not finding the words to profess
The meaning he needs to impress,
The chirologist will
Use hand signs with skill,
Conveying what words can't express. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,126 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She has dirtied our dining room floor—
That old cat—and she's done it before!
In the room where we eat
She tracks mud with her feet
From the street. Someone please shut the door! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arabica beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arabica beans are the best;
A coffee variety blessed
With a rich, deep dark taste.
Caffeine addicts are braced
And drink it as if they're obsessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'child play'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my youngest son's birthday I bought
A new video game, and it ought
To be easy to play,
But it blows me away.
No, it isn't the child's play I thought. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ear nose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My ear-nose-and-throat doctor said,
"There are five different holes in your head.
I peer in them to see
If you're malady-free,
Slightly ailing, or soon to be dead." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,339 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ankylosaur'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ankylosaur was all spiky,
They reckon, and bony, by crikey,
With armour that plated
His hide: he was fated
To have a cantankerous psyche. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,429 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby doll'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sheer baby doll is for sleeping,
But I fancy it's really for peeping.
Just an innocent pout,
Then, without any doubt,
Into bed, baby doll, I'll be leaping. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My plantigrade quadruped's chest
Sports a badge with his family crest.
Ferociously thorough
At guarding his burrow,
My badger, a badger, is best. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,109 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say faye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Faye's a bit off her rocker, I'd say,
And when stressed has a horrible day.
Please ease off of her case,
'Cause it isn't your place
To say, "Faye, come what may, go away." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stetson fair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old Stetson fair shrugs at the rain;
My long fish-skin sheds wet with disdain.
I'm a range-ridin' feller
Neck to boots in slick yeller,
And that's all I'm about to explain. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,778 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'germ cells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Too much homework is making me weary.
Tonight it's on cellular theory:
From germ cells all creatures
Develop their features."
"What? We start out as germs? Man, that's eerie!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,266 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'luftwaffe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The drop zone is small and it's snowing.
Our Luftwaffe's late. They're not showing.
We're losing our mettle
In this Stalingrad kettle.
And what is our fate? Despair's growing! <LIMERICK_END> | 37,120 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sopranos sing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Soaring over the rest of the song
The sopranos sing on, going strong.
Here's a bit of advice:
While their descant is nice,
It's too high for you. Don't sing along. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old expergefactor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your old expergefactor has rusted;
Its reveille is not to be trusted.
Here's your morning Earl Grey."
"What on earth did you say?"
"Your alarm clock, young master, is busted." <LIMERIC... | 48,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clandestinely'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Suitcase packed and the door hinges soaped;
Tyrant father asleep, as she'd hoped.
Just at midnight, her beau
Brought the carriage, and so
She clandestinely fled and eloped. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mutual'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Are your aims truly honest?" she said
As I sat down alongside her bed.
"My aim is quite certain —
So I'll just close this curtain,
Then our aims will be mutual instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 13,307 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A watcher of network TV
Effusively shouted, "Yippee!
Hallelujah! Amen!
Boola Boola!" And then,
"They've announced a new season of Glee!" <LIMERICK_END> | 41,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug enforcement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The destruction from drugs—nothing new.
Is there anything more we can do?
We support drug enforcement—
Award our endorsement,
But I often feel helpless; don't you? <LIMERICK_END> | 43,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'butchers prepare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cuts of beef you'll find butchers prepare:
Rump and sirloin (delicious when rare);
Shin and brisket (they're cheap);
But (unlike pigs or sheep)
Cows don't merit a chop that's not fair! <... | 27,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dummy hotel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I work nights in a dummy hotel.
It's a front for covert personnel
Who assassinate men
Every now and again.
Now you know, I must kill you as well. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discs hear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are shiny, and silver or gold;
'Neath their surface a secret they hold.
Laser light (that could blind)
In the player is shined
On the discs; hear their music unfold. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poodle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a gift shop whose theme was the poodle,
You were really not using your noodle.
Now you've dogs on your scarf,
And your ringtone goes "Arf!"
Why, you bought the whole kit and caboodle! <LIMERICK... | 19,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soak prince'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm bushed, it's my favorite thing;
It can make me feel rich as a king.
In my bathtub I soak;
I'm a prince among folk,
Till it's done and I clean out the ring. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Look for me in the roof-rescue scenes,
Not in flannels or sweatshirt and jeans.
No, I'll dress for the floods
In my sexiest duds.
Chopper shot? I'll look hot on your screens. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,360 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'economy stinks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the strength of a dollar bill shrinks,
This young whiz-kid will share what he thinks:
Money's tight, times are tough,
Most aren't earning enough
And, in short, the economy stinks. <LIME... | 49,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lighting technician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'll be really delighted to see,
When you're charged, that you settle the fee,"
Said the lighting technician,
A shrewd electrician.
"If not, then it's you who will be." <LIMERICK_END... | 40,936 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caliban calm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Then music is heard how alarming!
But Caliban's calm, since it's charming.
The isle, he declares,
Full of sounds and sweet airs,
Isn't harmful, though sometimes disarming. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caught bail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm his third caught bail jumper today
And the judge put the first two away.
That damn bounty man's dog
Tracked me under a log—
What? "Recog"? Hey, this judge is OK! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equestrian pace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My jockey-friend's jocund; he banters.
"I've a question—those synagogue chanters:
Which equestrian pace
Do they like? Do they race?"
"When a cantor's on horseback, he canters." <LIMERICK_... | 10,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'president ike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As our thirty-fourth president, "Ike"
Was a guy that we all liked to like.
But before that, Dwight D.
Was a general and he
Led our troops to defeat the Third Reich. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enchantress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An enchantress, more charming by far
Than a goddess, that's just what you are.
Should've known from the start
You'd be stealing my heart,
Plus my wallet, my watch, and my car. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'estate would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Disentailed, the estate would gain merit
In that Dad could pick me to inherit.
I'd hold on to the spread
If I wed Cousin Fred,
But he's dull and he smells like a ferret. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We encourage the spectrum of hues
In our party of differing views.
A big tent we may be,
But uniting is key.
Don't stay home; else, our candidates lose. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,338 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbon dioxide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In each carbon dioxide are two
Tiny atoms of oxygen. View
This array as a row:
One part C, two parts O,
Held together with double-bond glue. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skating maids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Girls in tutus and tights look so nice
Cutting complex designs in the ice.
All these figure-skating maids
Seem at home on their blades.
I'd be flat on my ass in a trice. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hedgehogs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See, the thing about hedgehogs and snails
Is in heat, their efficiency fails.
So they use aestivation
Which is like hibernation
But reversed; they skip summer's travails. <LIMERICK_END> | 181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'besmirch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Besmirch and besmear are the same,
And dirty's the name of the game.
It's leaving a smudge
Of chocolate or fudge,
Or sullying someone's good name. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stage fright'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have noticed a marked correlation
Between stage-fright and peltings. Causation?
Does the fear-sniffing mob
Cow the coward they lob?
It's a chicken-and-egg situation. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lies disapprove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Say a guy's telling stories and lies.
Disapprove? Show that sense with your eyes.
Sidelong looks at the lout
Shout suspicion and doubt.
Look askance it says "lies are unwise." <LIMERICK_E... | 36,162 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyspraxic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm dyspraxic—a real "space cadet"!
I've got spatial impairments, so set
Expectations to low;
Coordination's my foe.
Simple jigsaws? Even those make me sweat! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cabbing tonight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The buses are painfully slow;
We'll find taxis wherever we go;
We could walk through the park,
But it's lonely and dark,
So we're cabbing tonight to the show. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wearing skirt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That gentleman wearing a skirt,
With a tie and a button-down shirt...
And that miss in the tux...
Mix it up, that's the crux
Of the gender you blend and invert. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'esemplastic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What a wall-to-wall mind, and elastic—
"Eco-sutures"—the concept's fantastic!
Such conceptual blends
Often influence trends.
This man's genius I'd call esemplastic. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,187 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your decor is attractive and quaint,
But I can't stand the smell of your paint.
As I walk through your rooms,
I feel sick from the fumes.
I'm afraid I'll keel over and faint. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'name coinsurance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What the brokers at Lloyd's do all day
Is find people who're willing to pay
Just a part of your claim,
And each one is a "Name".
Coinsurance turned some of them grey. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'late dinner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A late dinner with Millie and Moe?
I get hungry at five, as you know!
Besides, they're so boring;
By ten I'll be snoring.
So let's blow it off. Let's not go. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make breakfast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I make breakfast first thing upon waking,
Then it's work where results I am faking.
Driving home, what's ahead?
Some TV and then bed.
It's the same daily round I am making. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avicenna'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Avicenna, the Prince of Physicians,
Served princes and cured their conditions.
His Canon was hotter
Than our Harry Potter
For medical, magic traditions. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wear white'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's felicitous you should wear white,"
The Grim Reaper declared, one dark night,
"For your suit is your shroud."
The man, briefly, looked proud,
Just before he dropped dead of pure fright. <... | 50,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king cabane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Back when biplanes and triplanes were king,
A cabane was a valuable thing.
It was mast-like, this shaft,
On the sides of those craft,
And was used for supporting the wing. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffin sales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some blokes who moved into our rooming
House irked us—they got us all fuming.
We had three of them killed
('Cause at murder we're skilled),
And then coffin sales sure started booming. <LIMER... | 64,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paradox ends'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thank Einstein, Podolsky, and Rosen;
Their paradox ends by proposin'
QM's not complete!
We must beat a retreat!
Now some other regime must be chosen! <LIMERICK_END> | 42,482 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christmas pudding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my dad was a surgeon he went
Every Christmas to hospital, spent
Lunchtime carving the bird—
Though the patients preferred
Christmas pudding, one hundred percent! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'architect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My architect's master design
For a castle looked truly divine.
He made cuts ... this and that ...
What I got was a flat!
(That's a glorified pen fit for swine.) <LIMERICK_END> | 41,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film gushy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the opening scene this film's gushy.
The plot is romantic and mushy.
There's a girl and her boy,
And a coy ex boy toy.
Just like all sappy chick flicks it's slushy. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beer using'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One makes beer using malt, hops and yeast,
While in ale using hops has long ceased.
They're both alcoholic
And may make you frolic—
And help you to wash down your feast. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,159 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elasticity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The modulus of elasticity
I'll define, with succinct specificity:
Divide stress by strain.
Was that hard? There's no pain,
But beware of its seeming simplicity! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divorce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We have reached a delicious accord.
I can keep all I've managed to hoard.
When it comes to divorce
I don't ever endorse
Generosity one can't afford. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tanned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I decided this summer, for fun,
That I'd nap in the nude in the sun.
I awoke on the sand
With my abs nicely tanned
And my critical organ well-done. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thesis doctorial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A post-graduate student named Lee,
In a bid to become Ph.D.,
Wrote a thesis doctorial.
A don, professorial,
Thought it cool in the highest degree. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sniper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a sniper, he's way above par,
So the ops are too many by far.
With this killing campaigning,
His ardor is waning,
Soon gone, like a bright shooting star. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,742 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'watch telly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our desire, we all find, is a thing
Which with age slowly fades; it takes wing,
And performance lacks wellie.
We'd rather watch telly.
In fact, chaps, our dong's lost its ding! <LIMERICK_END> | 46,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king ruled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The king ruled his land with depravedness;
Few could rival his badly-behavedness.
He would tax the poor peasants
To buy himself presents.
They wailed and complained of enslavedness. <LIMERICK_... | 30,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cymatium moulding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the head of this column, alone,
See me chiselling stone, in the zone.
And behold, here unfolding,
Cymatium (moulding)—
The classical trimming I hone. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,795 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daybook nocturnal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Summer, winter, autumnal or vernal,
I write in my daybook (my journal),
But I feel like a hedger;
I fill out my ledger
At night, so my daybook's nocturnal. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'storm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As it rained we heard rumbles of thunder
And we stared at the cloud we were under.
Then a downburst of wind
Had us pinned—and chagrined.
Being out in the storm was a blunder. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'christo vision'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christo's vision with each installation
Puerile minds take for mere decoration.
As each icon's concealed
Its true form is revealed;
I'm enveloped in rapt admiration. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,468 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clock news'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This bulletin's borderline bull,
And you shouldn't believe it in full,
Since the Six O'Clock News
Likes to broadcast their views,
But pretend they're not pulling the wool. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,552 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fascistized masses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the fascistized masses shout "Hail!"
Whispered "nays" are of little avail.
Different thoughts, declared wrong,
Will be squashed before long.
Pleas for mercy or reason all fail. <L... | 64,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dry clean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sid the salesman was out to gyp Sy;
Shoddy shirts he would try to slip by,
But Sy read the shirts' label:
"Dry clean?—I'm not able
To wash this by hand and drip-dry." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,774 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sam cooke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Soul Stirrers had as their lead
Young Sam Cooke, a great talent indeed.
When pop music called,
Some in gospel's crowd bawled
'Cause they knew with that voice he'd succeed. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'annie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I must curb my desire for Annie;
Be discreet, ease the heat, and ca'canny.
Disguise and discretion
Obscure my obsession—
But my God! What a glorious fanny! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kingdoms floristic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The botanist Ronald D. Good
Said, "Plant life comprises the 'hood."
His kingdoms floristic
Are now thought simplistic,
But an excellent start. Understood? <LIMERICK_END> | 62,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After hiding all day in plain sight,
Markings masked by the play of the light,
He eats bugs or wee birds,
Then cries three darkling words:
"Chuck-will's-widow," he calls in the night. <LIMERICK_END... | 44,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ten hits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Signs" gave Five Man Electrical Band
One of three top ten hits in the land
They called home. Plus one more:
"Half Past Midnight" makes four—
The Staccatos. Let's give 'em a hand. <LIMERICK_EN... | 60,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since all manner of funds have receded,
My life is severely impeded.
Though I don't like to stress
Over spending much less,
This economisation is needed. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,599 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pig'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His brutishness made her feel wanted—
She yearned for him; still, she was haunted.
For she'd say, "You're a pig!"
And he'd snap like a twig;
Beat her senseless whene'er he felt taunted. <LIMERICK_END... | 16,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tenth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A decemviral seat now is free
On the council of ten that will be
Writing down our club's rules.
The nine others are fools,
So I'm hoping the tenth will be me! <LIMERICK_END> | 32,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'funeral'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At my funeral, some folk are scoffin',
While others have hats they are doffin'.
Let me out! This is wack!
I can't breathe. <hack hack hack>
I was only discussin' my coughin'! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heraldic confection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dimidation, when families combined,
Meant a new coat of arms was designed.
This heraldic confection
Showed accord and connection—
Two bloodlines conjoined, realigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since four centuries back, maybe more,
In talk about politics, war,
And such matters, the bear
Stands for Russia. Foul? Fair?
Views decide what the metafur's for. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,840 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'left foot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tap your left foot one time, then again,
And repeat with your right foot, and then
One hop forward, return,
Last, three forward. I yearn
To return to those days way back when. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,694 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'helluva brawl'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We were having one helluva brawl
When she pointed the gun and said, "Paul,
Just say which it will be.
Is it her? Is it me?
Sweetheart, make up your mind; it's your call." <LIMERICK_END> | 20,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hawaii five'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The "Five-O" in Hawaii Five-O
Is a reference to what? Think you know?
It is meant to relate
To the fiftieth state
And is also the squad on that show. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,283 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brother bunker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brother Bunker is dead. So am I.
As my brother has died, I must die.
Now his life's breath has flown
And too soon must my own.
Joined in life and in death, God knows why. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dirty linens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the parlor, the chat has turned daring.
Come and join us; 'tis clat-fart we're sharing.
Nothing's safe from our mocking
(All deliciously shocking).
Dirty linens, as ever, need airing. <LI... | 56,853 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'three calcographers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Three calcographers went out to play
After school on an overcast day.
While their artwork was sweet
As it covered the street,
Soon the rains came and washed it away. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bevy of swans lit at dawn.
I am hoping that bank is soon gone.
Of such herds I'm not fond:
After cruising my pond,
They discharged you-know-what on my lawn. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hackney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A horse or a carriage for hire
Is a hackney, which one can acquire.
And the Hackney Downs School
Thought that "Kevin the fool"
Was a rotter they might as well fire. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chutes deployed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This last brolly-hop went fairly well:
Chutes deployed, and no maimed personnel
(Not perfection of course —
There's that poor flattened horse,
And the hole in the Airborne Motel). <LIMERI... | 58,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The time-line I'm living within
Disappears when my mem'ries stretch thin.
Though I seem to endure,
Can I sleep and be sure
I'll awake in the very same skin? <LIMERICK_END> | 8,134 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'migraine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The onset of migraine can be:
You have flashes of light and can't see.
That's the aura, the first
Stage, and some say the worst.
Those with headaches may well disagree. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,555 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'learn neutrino'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A new study has caused us to learn
A neutrino had more speed to burn.
It went faster than light.
Now that doesn't seem right.
Show me facts. If they're wrong, I'll dis CERN. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,426 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evident seeming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What appears apodeictically true
And self-evident-seeming—to you—
Is entirely wrong,
As we knew all along,
Since you haven't a shred of a clue. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'german jokes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'German jokes', or the 'British cuisines',
'French defence', or some 'well-balanced teens'.
Each phrase reaffirms
Contradiction in terms
Means we can't say what 'liquid ice' means. <LIMERICK... | 20,979 |
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