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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bench asked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "How much can you bench?" asked the squirt
At the gym. The kid's arms filled his shirt.
I could lift, said and done,
Just an eighth of a ton.
"Four-fifty," I lied, and it hurt. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since that wart on my nose was ablated,
And my terrible belching's abated,
I'm more confident. So
If I cure my B.O.
Then there's even a chance I'll get mated. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,105 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young skirt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I notice this sexy young skirt,
I act charming, I smile, and I flirt.
She replies with a blunt
Brusquerie, and I grunt;
I feel hurt when a skirt is so curt. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,621 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fetus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A live baby is born undeniable.
Called fetus or not, it's still viable.
A snip to the spine
Marks the end of the line.
Such acts make abortionists fryable. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vote'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the fear factor makes him vote B,
Although A might be better. You see,
He's quite wary of fracking
(Reassurance is lacking),
And A says to that she'll agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'healing art'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How many lost souls live apart,
Drained of love? All they need is a start.
Healing art gives them peace;
It's a way to release
All the beauty in each wounded heart. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take Boswell's advice, in this ballad:
For the Doctor, don't put in the salad
Any product cucumiform,
Or you'll see Johnson's gloomy form
Refusing the dish, as invalid. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bearberry stains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just a few months have passed since the rains
Filled the brambles and branches and canes.
Now some ursine (he's NUDE!)
Makes a mess with his food—
See the bare bear bear bearberry stains... | 2,877 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the flagship was sunk in a squall,
Death united the great and the small.
Their distinctions were purged
As each head was submerged—
In the end, one capsize did for all. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basilisk horrible'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a myth that old Africans tell
Of the basilisk's horrible smell.
It could kill with its breath,
Which was worse than a death
From a witch doctor's magical spell. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cassone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cassone's a very large chest
That's used mainly for keeping at best
A trousseau for a bride,
Where it safely will bide
Till she's wed, when it heads to the nest. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'runny cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a treat called Galette Lyonnaise
That from runny-cheese lovers earns praise.
You should try some real soon.
Don't forget: Bring a spoon!
This soft cheese made in France will amaze. <... | 58,638 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'totally stripped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It's a fact, it's all here in the script,
That you must perform totally stripped."
The director may say
It's required for the play—
He just wants to see how I'm equipped. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,975 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee hate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the A.M., this coffee I hate,
Since its flavor is clearly third-rate:
Motor oil, with the taste
Of industrial waste.
But it's great when I'm staying up late! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeing stars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An astrophile's likely to spend
Many hours staring up without end
At the twinkling night sky.
Seeing stars, for this guy,
Makes his telescope start to extend. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,110 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'produce shakespeare'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's said millions of monkeys who type
Produce Shakespeare along with the tripe,
But such chaos, stochastic,
Is not so fantastic.
The Internet proves it's all hype. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loath chondrodystrophy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To describe my condition I'm loath.
Chondrodystrophy stifled the growth
Of my bones, so I'm short.
I am sad to report
It affected my arms and legs both. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nerves start'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You teetotalers may not approve:
I imbibe so my nerves start to groove.
I just drink till I'm steady
And know when I'm ready.
I stop when I find I can't move. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Abbot was crabby and cross;
He would soon show these monks who was boss.
"This manuscript's hazy—
Quite crabby—you're lazy;
And blots mean half rations: your loss." <LIMERICK_END> | 26,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You look draggled—you're limp and you're soiled,
And your lovely new outfit is spoiled.
You'd been neat as a pin.
Did the cat drag you in?
Or with gin are you overly oiled? <LIMERICK_END> | 37,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'song till'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Angels' "My Boyfriend's Back" lit
Up the charts. The song "Till" was a hit,
Although modestly so,
Two years earlier; though,
Not long after, that lead singer quit. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog violet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, a dog violet isn't a hound.
It's a bloom that grows close to the ground.
It is scentless and blue;
Which is halfway like you —
Showers do cheer one up, I have found! <LIMERICK_END> | 48,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In spite of her tight reputation,
The old broad makes a lavish donation.
She's the big-hearted kind,
Once she's made up her mind.
Just relax; it's a slow operation. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'honed behind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Callipygous: this word comes to mind
When regarding a well-honed behind.
There's no need to be crass
When you're making your pass:
With this term you will sound more refined. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sea polite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My Aussie friend Bruce loves the sea.
A polite dapper dresser is he.
He's a boatie of passion,
Keeps bow ties in fashion,
And bows as he ties up near me. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old bessie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sweet Old Bessie went down to the lake
For a thirst that she needed to slake.
See, she couldn't assure
That her plumbing was pure,
As her water kept running opaque. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'airedale producers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On a map, you may see this: N. Z.
That's where Airedale producers will be.
Semi-soft, you will note,
With a deep-red wax coat.
This fine cheese is no dog, you'll agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stress words'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Atonic my stomach may be
Or some syllables written by me.
But if muscles I tone
Or stress words, it's been shown,
This condition we'll no longer see. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceos went'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some companies carried out fudging;
Their profit and loss sheets showed smudging.
When the SEC looked,
And found books had been cooked,
CEOs went to court for adjudging. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mount burton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the peak of Mount Burton it's breezy.
Some say gaining that point makes one queasy.
Climbers claim for this test
That the north face is best,
But I just took the ski lift. It's easy! <LIM... | 63,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tilts seabirds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Gainst Cape Wrath every element tilts.
Seabirds huddle in feathery quilts.
Piercing winds howl and rage
At each seasonal stage,
And the locals hold tight to their kilts! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new agent for travel maintains,
"Let's forget about buses and trains!
They're as slow as can be."
She's air-minded, you see,
So she's booking me only on planes. <LIMERICK_END> | 810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maidenhair spleenwort'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Look! Those lovely green fronds, roughly framed
By rocks on that cliff!" I exclaimed.
Closer up, dark on green —
"O, that looks like a spleen!"
That's how maidenhair spleenwort wa... | 42,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cake middle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mother passed a sharp knife straight on through
The cake's middle, then served it. "It's true,"
She said. "Make no mistake.
Yes, you can halve your cake
And then [Groaner Alert!] eat it too."... | 65,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a sorceress, making a blunder,
"You've avoided my magic!" (No wonder.
Cried her classified ad:
"Charm's for sale.") That's too bad.
Hers are spells that I will not fall under. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yasser arafat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yasser Arafat, once unassailable,
Has died, which to some is bewailable.
But who will they choose
To fill Arafat's shoes?
(John Ashcroft, I hear, is available.) <LIMERICK_END> | 2,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I looked at her somewhat askance
To avoid going into a trance.
She was totally stunning
So I yelped and went running
Since I knew that I hadn't a chance. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,335 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedchamber vista'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our bedchamber vista's our best,
Where the land drops away to the west.
Are we less than demure?
Is it wicked? I'm sure.
Still we savor each sunset… undressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greasy pole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To climb up a tall greasy pole,
It's no sweat with some cash and a mole.
As you rise, inch by inch,
You will find it's a cinch
(Send your money to learn the mole's role)! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,775 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'work nine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When at last I have reached my adultancy,
I'll have reason for cheer and exultancy,
But I don't plan to work
Nine to five, like a jerk—
For a living, I'm planning consultancy. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,232 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My neighbour's got two lively boys
Who freely make use of their toys.
Their juiciest plums
Are two large sets of drums,
Creating an ear-splitting noise. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,035 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'detergent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The exemption I have suits my wishes:
I'm allowed not to wash any dishes,
As detergent one splash —
Brings me out in a rash.
I'm relieved from all sploshes and splishes. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'towel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deplorability fills the motel:
All the linens and carpeting smell.
And I'm told with a scowl
When requesting a towel,
"Someone's using it now—go to hell!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apnea done'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Would apnoea be repetition,
As we've apnea done, in this mission?
Since it could lead to death,
Better not hold your breath
While you wait for a new definition. <LIMERICK_END> | 538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'timekeeper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Greenwich, the timekeeper powers
The clock generator, then showers.
His work doesn't end
'Til he meets with a friend
At the club they attend after hours. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,453 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peasants dropped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When peasants dropped by at their cottage,
Philemon and Baucis shared pottage.
Their generous board
Prompted Zeus Thunder-Lord
To spare them his torrents and wattage. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,776 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'disney big'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many anthropomorphized cute ducks
Have made for Walt Disney big bucks.
There are Donald and Dewey,
Daisy, Louie and Huey —
And Scrooge M., whose benevolence sucks. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Earl Grey?" asked my Mum, "Cup of tea?"
As she lifted the pot towards me.
This bergamot mixture
Was a permanent fixture
In our afternoon tea-drinking, see. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,406 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'work b2c'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your business is done B2B,
The consumer is not who you see.
If it is, you'll agree
That you work B2C.
(This is too R2D2 to me!) <LIMERICK_END> | 17,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boppers would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John B. (who's the biggest of boppers)
Would play his guitar riding choppers.
The girls were impressed,
But a sudden arrest
Means he now plays his axe just for coppers. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,302 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chairman cook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With his chances for privacy slim,
Chairman Cook has come out. Good for him!
Buy an iPhone a day,
Keep this CEO gay.
Steve is gone but we're now served by Tim. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,435 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'accelerated benefits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Accelerated benefits come
Not to all, but they do come to some.
If your life you're resigning,
This last silver lining
Might keep you from being too glum. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cutlass struck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He had blood from the blade of his foe,
From the top of his head to his toe.
He was bleeding, and red
From the buckets he bled,
But his cutlass struck nary a blow. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desk looks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey, your desk looks as neat as a pin!
That looks bad," said the boss, with a grin.
"Move your cute little tush.
You've got papers to push—
You're my wife, but you still must dig in." <LIMERI... | 39,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vultures scorned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At airport DEPARTURES near Marion,
The vultures scorned messages clarion:
"All raptors must check
Gory road kill, each fleck."
"It's not baggage we carry, it's carrion." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dynamic viscosity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the gist of dynamic viscosity?
It's a property—not a monstrosity—
That's nowadays reckoned
In pascal times second.
It limits a liquid's velocity. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,938 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shaped speakers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Horn-shaped speakers called horns fill the void
If high volume's the way sound's enjoyed.
Dome-shaped tweeters are best
For your highs; for the rest,
The conical cone is employed. <LIMERI... | 21,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gear dfu'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With computers, I haven't a clue.
Now mine's dead—what the hell should I do?
There's a hotline I call,
But they're no help at all:
"Have you studied your gear's DFU?" <LIMERICK_END> | 28,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guilty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's declared "but a child" (though that's jive!)
And the judge wants to fry me alive.
Still, Not Guilty's my plea
Since my lover's I.D.
Said this "child" had just turned twenty-five! <LIMERICK_E... | 32,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pedals run'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A new saddle-less bike with two treadles,
The ElliptiGO doesn't need pedals.
Run, not touching the ground!
Karl von Drais might expound:
"Such a running-machine wins you medals." <LIMERICK_END... | 42,349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'early bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rise each day at first light, and be firm
In your stance. Then, alert to the germ
Of success, you will show
You're entitled to crow:
"It's the early bird catches the worm!" <LIMERICK_END> | 40,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tribe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a tribe known as Gad
Who got lost somewhere east of, say, Chad.
Were they left in the lurch?
And did anyone search?
It could not have been any mo' sad. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waved'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First he waved, then he motioned mysteriously.
I thought: "Am I seeing deliriously?"
But he earnestly beckoned.
"It's a signal," I reckoned;
The policeman was calling me seriously. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coiled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First a lasso he coiled (or convolved),
Then it spiraled in air—then dissolved.
It just melted away.
The magician won't say
How he did it. The problem's unsolved. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evangelistic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evangelistic is he, to a T;
He keeps pushing his faith onto me.
So I say, "Reverend Jay,
Every day I do pray —
That you'll soon fade away. Let me be!" <LIMERICK_END> | 48,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nasty blackheads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nasty blackheads: a scourge that curtails
The high hopes of our horniest males.
They're frequently seen
On your average teen
But seldom, if ever, on snails. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,846 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bibb lettuce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bibb lettuce is leafy and green,
And its leaves have a beautiful sheen.
When they're covered with dressing,
They'll drip, so I'm guessing
A bib will help keep your shirt clean. <LIMERICK_END... | 4,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boiled fish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The gastronome had this one wish—
To never be served with boiled fish,
So when that's what came
He was heard to exclaim,
"I'll just have the accompanying dish!" <LIMERICK_END> | 12,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Smell that odor? It's hard to define,
But that whiff ain't teriff it's a sign:
The corrupting display
Of self-pity's decay.
Put a cork in that bottle of whine. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,524 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blistered paint'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blistered skin often oozes and drips,
As with rashes, bad burns or sore lips.
Blistered paint starts to peel,
And you're likely to reel
When you're blistered by insults or whips. <LIMERIC... | 11,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fieldingesque thief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sweet maiden has come to some grief
At the hand of a Fieldingesque thief.
Using feasting and bawdry,
The scoundrel has Audrey
Turning over a naughty new leaf. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lord gallops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my lord gallops off to the fight,
Under escuage I'll be his knight
With my sword and my horse
(At no wages, of course).
I may sleep with his daughter for spite. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though with six active kids I was blessed,
I complained every one was a pest.
Now they're grown, they've all left,
And I'm feeling bereft.
I'm alone in my own empty nest. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'actinomyces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have lumps on your neck and your head;
They're so painful, you wish you were dead.
This infection exotic
(Actinomycotic)
Is from actinomyces that spread. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'encomium written'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This encomium's written in praise
Of my boss, who can't fail to amaze.
He displays super powers!
And his farts smell of flowers!
(Do you think he might give me a raise?) <LIMERICK_END> | 43,187 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meaning fiery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a word that means "shining" or "bright":
A fulgid thing radiates light.
Though archaic, this word
In zoology's heard,
Meaning "fiery red" quite a sight. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antimonarchy orientation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antimonarchy orientation:
When you're asked to the King's coronation,
You refuse to attend,
Though the act may offend,
And you sneer at your friends' acclamation. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,802 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gelatin sponge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any surgeon who isn't a funge
Will make use of this thing to expunge
All traces of bleeding
From wounds he is heeding:
The absorbable gelatin sponge. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'told lisa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I told Lisa she sounded off key.
Just like that she got angry at me.
Yeah, flew into a rage,
Which was not very sage
For one hoping to be my trainee. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,951 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'species survive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Certain plants of a species survive
In this habitat; here they will thrive.
The same species, new race,
Hold a contrasting space.
See? The ecotype concept's alive. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'little lamb'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Get lost!" she implored through the jamb.
"But I love you, my shy little lamb!"
She had locked herself in;
So with one sheepish grin,
I assembled my battering ram. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tony smiled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tony smiled, and his canine teeth showed.
"If you don't pay the money I'm owed,
When you start up your car
It won't go very far.
It will all of a sudden displode." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'masochist dear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a masochist, dear. What you do
To hurt me is fine naught's taboo.
And by using your feet,
You make my life complete;
I love getting a kick out of you! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottlenose dolphin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bottlenose dolphin, it's said,
Has a smoothly defined rounded head.
With its long smiley beak,
Its expression says cheek!
See it swim the Atlantic or Med. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bibliotheca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our bibliotheca is where
Fine volumes will often repair:
A collection of books
Where each place that one looks
One encounters the old and the rare. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taffy popcorn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We travel a causeway to reach
Rehoboth—a Delaware beach—
From the bay. Then we buy
Taffy, popcorn (and I
Like to get more than six boxes, each). <LIMERICK_END> | 15,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barber shop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new barber shop earned every rave.
Want a buzz cut, a mullet, a wave?
Hair and face will look grand
If you stop in the land
Of goatee and the home of the shave. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fiery epenthetic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I asked a philologist, why
Not spell fiery f-i-r-e-y?
"Epenthetic, that e,"
Was his answer to me,
Which explains it so clearly—my eye. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concupy mean'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Did concupy mean, in the play,
A concubine? Who now can say?
Even Shakespeare preferred
To use this strange word
Only once; make of that what you may! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,787 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'student behoof'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said my English prof, stern and aloof,
"I am here for each student's behoof."
Well, I just had to laugh:
"Sir, you must mean behalf."
"That's 'advantage' to you, you young goof!" <LIMERICK... | 58,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fricassee meat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To fricassee meat, toss with flour
Then saute it with herbs, on full power.
Cook a white sauce with care;
Choose a Riesling to pair —
Easy date prep in under an hour! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seven losses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seven losses per week is the way
Grandpa's scratch-offs will run. Still, he'll play.
I don't know how he copes
Since it's clear that his hopes
Will break down a bit more every day. <LIMERICK... | 47,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chalet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would like to convey my chalet
To my nephew who's drifted astray.
If he pulls up his socks
In this school of hard knocks,
Then it's his. (But watch out for foul play.) <LIMERICK_END> | 38,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diva voice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In an opera, the diva's voice rings.
It's stupendous what star-power brings.
Solid sound, skill, command,
And her girth, God, is grand —
It's not over, it's said, till she sings. <LIMERICK_END... | 32,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manners'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A man of such manners is rare.
He's polished, refined, debonair.
His courtiery shows
In his bearing and clothes
(And explains my wife's recent affair). <LIMERICK_END> | 23,861 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I sing in a voice that is strong,
All my neighbors complain loud and long.
But it doesn't faze me
If I sing out of key.
I atonally belt out the song. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acteme'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If an action cannot be divided
Into smaller parts, some have decided
That an acteme's its name.
But it might be the same
As a concept that Zeno derided. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,342 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hangs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bought it, I own it; it's mine,
But it hangs at the Met by design.
It's on loan at that site,
But my droitural right
Brings it home thirty years down the line. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,725 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yellowknife cross'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Mackenzie is spanned! Here we go
Out from Yellowknife, 'cross the Deh Cho.
Now there's less isolation:
This bridge's creation
Provides a new link to and fro. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,932 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hippies remember'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aging hippies remember it well.
Country Joe and the Fish gave a yell
To the peace-and-love throng,
Near a half million strong:
"What's that spell?! What's that spell?! What's that spell?... | 24,764 |
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