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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'winter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You say winter is grand to behold?
From the window I'll watch it unfold.
Cryesthesia's why
I'm a summertime guy,
Since I'm sensitive (very!) to cold. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is doubtful that Fred ever will
Forget my jalopy—the thrill
When I yelled, "Holy smoke!"
'Cause the brake pedal broke,
And brakeless, we sped down the hill. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'infantry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a cowardly bastard who leads
From the rear, while his infantry bleeds.
He'll attack with the corps,
Standing back from the war,
Taking bows for his dastardly deeds. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,909 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'council'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the danger line down at the pond,
I am sure that the Council is fond.
And a note there will tell
You will sure go to hell,
If you're careless and wander beyond. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leila astray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First reaping's been carted away.
Nothing's left for a roll in the hay,
But I'm not feeling blue,
'Cause an aftercrop's due—
One more chance to lead Leila astray. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cargo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've some snails to ship home," I told Fred.
Got some cartons and painted them red.
And then I applied
A white "S" to each side.
"Now they'll know it's 'S' cargo," I said. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endometrial cells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Endometrial cells in the womb
Seem to live in perpetual gloom.
But with fertilization
And then implantation,
The whole population will boom. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,300 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'peaked crest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "A peaked crest or a ridge on a bone
Is a crista perhaps not well known.
One is found in my head,"
The mad scientist said,
"And in Igor's, my look-alike clone." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tran parent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son Tran won't obey, he is errant.
All the time, his behavior's aberrant.
What I want, he can't see;
It's unreal I could be
So opaque at the same time, Tran's parent. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,582 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'naval'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While guarding all civilized nations,
Our naval men suffer privations:
Their wishes are vetoed,
And when they're torpedoed,
They have to assume action stations. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,444 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ebb tide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A flood tide lifts up every boat
Causing egos to swell and to gloat:
"I'm riding so high,
How clever am I!"
'Til an ebb tide disgorges the bloat. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carter sought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His digging in Egypt was backed
To seek treasure long hidden, intact.
Howard Carter sought gold—
Tutankhamun got rolled.
Eight more years it would take to extract. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,221 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taxicabs wait'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the cabstand the taxicabs wait
Like young girls at a dance, tempting fate;
But for taxis it's fine
'Cause the front of the line
Will be chosen—not so with a date! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the crow with the crown on his head
Was pronounced by the coroner, dead,
All the crows tried to corner
The courtliest mourner,
To crown as the king in his stead. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rum runners'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The rum runners snubbed the loud plea
From the Coast Guard to halt by the quay.
They had nothing to lose,
So they scuttled their booze
And thus sank it, deep-sixed, in the sea. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,503 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'informant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The informant, while dropping a dime
To the cops 'bout a murderous crime,
Told the who, what, and where
Of the grisly affair.
Now his partner's locked up doing time. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dutch disease'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oil's been found off your coast. Is that good?
Will your currency rise? Well, it could.
Dutch disease might, I think,
Make your industry shrink.
My economist friends say it would. <LIMERICK... | 43,869 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I recall from my chemistry class,
That on earth there are three kinds of mass:
Stone-like solids are set,
Molten liquids are wet,
And there's smoke-like, untouchable gas. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church bells'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They produce a familiar old sound,
And a comforting one, I have found.
When each hour they chime,
Our old church bells tell time.
We are happy to have them around. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'credit history'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Credit history: None should ignore
This record-of-borrowing 'score',
For poor reputations
Sink loan applications.
Who thinks history's bunk anymore? <LIMERICK_END> | 28,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beaver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beaver once frantically swam
To avoid angry landowner Sam
Who was knee-deep in mud
That had come from the flood—
He'd been damnified (damaged), by damn. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'annie oakley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a marvelous shot (so I've claimed).
Annie Oakley, quite clearly, I've shamed,
For, when I fire a shot,
Any object I pot
Is the target at which I had aimed. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,212 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'two envelopes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The two envelopes problem's a bitch!
I can choose one of two, one of which
Has twice as much dough.
If I choose, though, I know
There's no end I must evermore switch! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,273 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devouring grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was my lawn the chafer grubs chose
To invade and destroy and it shows.
All those sickle-shaped brutes
Were devouring grass roots —
Till along came a murder of crows. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insult'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm disdainful and rude. That's not all —
I can do things that irk and appall;
I don't wait to insult
Any child or adult
That I want to. Hey, crap-head that's gall. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dizzy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's a dimwit, a ding-dong: she's dizzy.
Input/output? Her line rings a "busy".
How can hair that's as straight
As the blade of a skate
Spring, enate, from a brain that's so frizzy? <LIMERICK_END> | 33,008 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though, post coitus, her breathing's now slow,
In her face you can still see that glow,
But her partner, that bore,
Is beginning to snore,
While she dreams of another nice go. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see sights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've a disinclination to roam.
I am happiest right here at home.
It's no bother to me
That I won't ever see
Sights like Omaha, Cleveland, or Nome. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,866 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'without hair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the wall of the bathroom was scrawled:
Here's advice that will keep you enthralled.
With that girl without hair,
An affair has great flair.
A good time? Call the belle of the bald. <LIMER... | 10,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breezes soothe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The night breezes soothe like a balm
As I lie on the beach 'neath a palm.
I hear ocean waves crashing,
Against the rocks smashing.
I look at the stars and feel calm. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grannies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the grace of a bull, they all pass
Through the china shop, shattering glass.
With the breakage in heaps
The proprietor weeps,
While the grannies meander en masse. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bountiful queen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For her do-gooding, Flo is well-known;
Lots of "causes" she's made all her own,
And to save just one pig
Makes my cousin feel big—
Lady Bountiful, queen on her throne. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuddlesome gal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My warm, fleshy girlfriend Lenore
Is a cuddlesome gal I adore.
We will cuddle up tight,
Make mad love through the night,
And then after, we'll cuddle some more. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drug anthelmintic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Come, Fluffy! It's time for a slug
Of this antihelminthic a drug
Anthelmintic. Both terms
Mean it rids you of worms.
Now, dad blast it, cat! Open your mug! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,951 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loch leven'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As you sled down a gliddery slope
By Loch Leven, you fear you can't cope;
And the slicker it gets,
It brings on the cold sweats—
Watch that tree! Can ye miss it? (No hope.) <LIMERICK_END> | 61,402 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'milkweed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The milkweed: it's blest or it's cursed.
Its dry follicles swell up and burst,
Spreading fairy-light seeds
Among plantings and weeds.
Do they germinate? What was there first? <LIMERICK_END> | 53,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'longitude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once was longitude roughly inferred,
Which John Harrison thought quite absurd;
Then chronometry's stock
When JH built his clock
Was enhanced, though his prize was deferred. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'punctuation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Punctuation's the squiggles and dots
That shows us what's what, or "What's watts?"
It designates pauses
And specifies clauses,
Or, pointing, is calling the shots. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asp pages'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dynamic, cool website design
May use Microsoft standards on-line.
ASP pages send
Data from the back end.
(Some prefer CGI, and that's fine.) <LIMERICK_END> | 61,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bugs wife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With the tough gangster's wife Frank had fiddled;
It turned out, more than fiddled, he'd diddled.
Those who mess with Bugs' wife
Have a slug-shortened life —
There's Frank's corpse full of bull... | 53,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you feel there is something you've missed
(A desire which seems to persist),
That dream needn't die
Ere your last day is nigh —
Add it on to your long bucket list. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carpentry wares'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On The New Yankee Workshop, Norm shares
All his secrets for carpentry wares.
With a few hundred tools,
Bits, and jigs, even fools
Can make vanities, wardrobes, and chairs. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'credit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ask for credit? The answer is No!
Either pay up, or turn round and go.
There is no "never-never",
Not now, and not ever;
We don't keep a slate, we take dough! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named rush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An itinerant painter named Rush,
Whose fine lettering made people gush
O'er his signs in gold leaf,
Struck it rich, to be brief,
In the stock market—not with his brush. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,397 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lovely succulent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lovely succulent there, I took pics;
Didn't know what it was; that I'd fix.
Bell-shaped flowers were red,
And the source I checked said:
Echeveria called "hens and chicks." <LIMERICK_END... | 45,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was making Welsh rarebit with ease
Till some friends she had met overseas
Informed her 'twas not
The right cheese she had got.
Only England has real cheddar cheese. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cirrhosis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bacteriosis is my diagnosis;
Some germs would produce bromhidrosis,
The toxoplasmosis,
And, yes, halitosis —
But drinking's what's gave you cirrhosis. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,546 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmographer studies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cosmographer studies the whole,
Not a part of the world, with this goal:
To give lectures in schools
On the order and rules
Of the cosmos—and stay off the dole. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eat sweets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> AMA representatives say,
"Eat five servings of veggies each day."
Still, I'd rather eat sweets
Than a bowlful of beets,
So my diet is planned AMA. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belong'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I belong to my father and mother,
And so do my sister and brother.
I was asked by a girl
If I'd give her a whirl.
I said, "No. I belong to another." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mozart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the dress circle opening night,
I was dazzled by each lady's bright
And satiny gown.
As the houselights came down,
All the magic of Mozart took flight. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amiability'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since amiability's high
On the list of the attributes I
Tend to seek in a date,
And your charm is first rate,
I am sure you are my kind of guy. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defining'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In defining A F A I K
I am not really sure what to say,
But I'll just have to go
With "as far as I know"
And leave it at that for today. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,828 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aeronomical studies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aeronomical studies begin
Way up where the atmosphere's thin.
They break down its gases,
And all that which passes
In processes working therein. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apostasy tough'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By renouncing your faith, you invite,
From your church, condemnation and spite.
Yes, apostasy's tough;
Even worse, it's enough
That the Lord may be tempted to smite. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm the head of the board of trustees
At a dairy. My main expertise
Is production of this:
Whopping great wheels of Swiss.
It's no wonder I'm called "The Big Cheese." <LIMERICK_END> | 5,123 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brushed nickel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your brushed paper, we're told, appears rough,
But brushed nickel's a fine-finished stuff.
Like its sister, brushed chrome,
It brings class to the home.
The look's softer; the metal's stil... | 58,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadhead dolt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A deadhead's a dolt or an ass;
Or a worker who gets a free pass;
A mold's metal debris;
A log hid undersea;
Or a rock fan who loves to smoke grass. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'million lies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Web is so big I surmise
That "The Net of a Million Lies"
Has a number too small
To do justice to all
The deceit is a googol the size? <LIMERICK_END> | 35,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'let flowers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a sweeping reform dubbed 'new broom',
The Party said, 'Let flowers bloom.'
But short-lived was the joy;
'Twas a cynical ploy —
So the optimists went to their doom. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dear teddy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's no time for last looks at dear Teddy,
'Cause we've funeralized him already.
"He's just zonked," some insisted.
Perhaps he resisted:
His box shook, and refused to ride steady. <LIMERICK... | 64,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white oak'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My botany prof often spoke
Of his folks' California white oak:
How its acorns, so slim,
Were like weapons for him,
So he'd poke all the girls as a joke. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leukodystrophy brain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adreno- (the glands shot to hell)
leukodystrophy (brain loss, as well):
Dementia increases
As limb control ceases
From loss of each nerve's fatty shell. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,549 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grouse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's my grouse: it's those birds I hear daily
In the Highlands in spring capercaillie.
There's a loud mating flock
(Which is known as a "tok")
Where the cocks like to lek (show off, malely). <LI... | 12,509 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the camera moves close for a zoom,
Not a sound can be heard in the room,
And it's obvious why:
The mike's thirty feet high—
"Hey, José! Time to lower the boom." <LIMERICK_END> | 7,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corticosteroid induced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When it's corticosteroid-induced,
It's your acne that's given a boost.
If your dosage is set,
I suppose your best bet
Is to go find a bar and get juiced. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girl altar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the priest to the altar girl, "You
Appear to be something brand new:
A girl altar server!
Boys serve God with fervor —
I pray, as a girl, you do too." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'patriots song'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Owen's short poem he would cry
That to "sweetly and gloriously die
For one's country" was wrong —
A false patriots' song —
The "Dulce et Decorum est" lie. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'libido awake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You cause excitation in me.
I'm aroused as you plainly can see.
You know how to make
My libido awake.
My ignition starts up with your key. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old phil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abintestate, my heirship. Old Phil
Died without other kin, or a will.
Now at random I roam,
For his airship's my home.
Wish I'd known him. He musta been brill. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'absence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your absence it tears me apart —
Is the source of this ache in my heart.
Your being away
Makes me miss you each day,
Even more than I did at the start. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said The Donald, "You're fat! You're to blame;
It's clear stuffing your face is your game.
You prize-winning biggie —
The world loves the twiggy!
Lose weight, you Miss Piggy. For shame!" <LIMERICK_... | 57,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calico dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The calico dress my mom had
Was so pretty it made me feel glad—
It had colors so bright
The whole room seemed alight,
And the neckline attracted my dad! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,620 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'malta national'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Malta's national bird likes to eat
Tiny reptiles and berries (a treat).
The blue rock thrush was found
On the pre-euro pound
But that coin's now, of course, obsolete. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'give capsaicin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Breaking news "Give capsaicin a shot,
If you want to lose weight and eat hot."
It sends word to your brain
That you're full. You won't gain.
Check out all of the good points it's got. <LI... | 41,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is '133 oscillation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cesium 133's oscillation
Is used to define the duration
Of a second. This base
Block of time on the face
Of a clock needs no more explanation. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cardiovascular ill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Among leading diseases that kill
Is the cardiovascular ill.
Many folks will depart
When the blood to their heart
Becomes blocked. Have you made out your will? <LIMERICK_END> | 29,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saying goodbye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "All the best!" can bring sadness or cheers
When you're saying goodbye to your peers.
Those who know your true heart,
Not to mention your art,
Are ashamed of the carping and smears. <LIMER... | 35,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'touched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I approached her with kindness and flattery—
The cat that I bought at the cattery;
But each time, I'll admit,
That I touched her, she bit.
She committed assault—also battery. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'semiconductor device'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Form the channel with dopants precise,
In a semiconductor device.
"It's a switch," says my tutor.
"To build a computer,
A zillion or two will suffice." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'retina swollen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son's retina's swollen, inflamed;
Neither toxin nor germ can be blamed.
As the fluid collects
There, his doctor suspects
A disease that for Coats has been named. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In my car on a calm summer morn,
I awoke—"Who's he trying to warn?"
I had fallen asleep
At the wheel, so the beep
Was my face pressing down on the horn. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colombian peso'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Colombian peso's the trash
That Colombians use as their cash,
Which they then hide away
While the drug barons spray
Ammunition as different groups clash. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,100 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'enormity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since that dire accidental event
When I fell and I hit the cement,
I accept the enormity
Of my left leg's deformity
As the will of the gods—heaven sent. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stop sneezing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She couldn't stop sneezing and coughing.
She explained, "I don't mean to be scoffing,
But I'm highly allergic
To things dramaturgic.
There must be a play in the offing." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,561 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sky laws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I first heard the phrase blue sky laws,
I admit that the term gave me pause.
They're not laws about flying,
But the issue and buying
Of securities—every last clause. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'croc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'll go balance, 'cause I'm such a jock,
On that long floating log by the dock.
As it drifts on the lake,
I've got legends to make."
"Foolish nonsense, my friend! That's a croc." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'serene concentration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quiet study, serene concentration
Lend ennoblement, dignification.
So please hush as I sample
Pam Anderson's ample
Pictorial representation. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,408 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mouse chased'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the mouse chased some nuts (what a crock!)
Hanging over his wheel, we took stock.
Said the doc, with a frown,
"Is that mouse running down?"
That's the hickory augury, doc. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'say hello'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hello," they say pertly, although
Each one of them loathes him, their foe.
Looks can't kill, just as well.
Lest you blurt "go to hell",
Our advice: stay alert; say "Hello." <LIMERICK_END> | 39,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dijon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh garçon, how I wish to accrue
Some condiment knowledge from you.
It's the mustard we ate —
Have you served it of late?
I've a feeling you have Dijon vu! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,653 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animal rights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An animal rightist of note
Says our pets deserve better. I quote:
"The most noble of fights
Is for animal rights."
Well, OK, but let's not let 'em vote. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wedding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My old bib overalls! That's what I'll wear
To her wedding; she'll know I don't care.
Bein' late ain't a factor;
I'll drive there by tractor.
Can't rival her danged millionaire. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,093 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a grandeur that just couldn't fail,
Like a cloud she approached, under sail.
There was never a doubt:
Every man jack turned out,
The ship's company lining her rail. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,241 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distalness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Something distal is furthest away
From the point where it comes into play.
On your arm it's your fingers
Whose distalness lingers,
While shoulders have nothing to say. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,997 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deprivation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deprivation has kept me up nights.
What's become of my spousal delights?
Give the baby a break;
Bliss awaits you—partake.
Don't deny my consortial rights. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,785 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'testament chap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ananias: New Testament chap
Who, when caught in a lie, took the rap.
He said he had given
His substance and livin'
To the poor. God knew better, and "ZAP!" <LIMERICK_END> | 475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'months pregnant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Six months pregnant: the young woman's fear
Is her spasms mean birthing-time's near.
But her wise next door neighbour
Declares, "It's false labour.
Your muscles are practising, dear." <LI... | 48,878 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'club sandwich'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm having a late-luncheon meal,
A club sandwich has tasty appeal.
With some lettuce and meats,
Cheese and other nice treats,
And three pieces of toast, it's ideal! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deadline looks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's this novel I'm trying to write
But the deadline looks awfully tight
And the word count's too low—
How to boost it? I know!
Add more adverbs and adjectives. Quite! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,558 |
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