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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'star thistle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The star thistle goes by this name,
As do puncture vines, weeds of acclaim.
Both these plants feature spines,
While some calthrops' designs
Are so parlous they'll make horses lame. <LIMERICK... | 12,009 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ataraxy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ataraxy—you've left far behind
All the troubles besetting your mind.
You're not bothered by strife
Or disquiet in life.
It's a state quite elusive to find. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baylor great'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Forty-five! It was Baylor's great year,
When in Texas he crowned his career
As a statesman by founding
A school that's still sounding
The praise of a staunch pioneer. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'confectory flair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My confectory flair shows in treats,
Such as pastries and candied fruit sweets.
In my drive for perfection,
I taste each confection —
I'm no longer wearing petites. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'batter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the curve broke away from the batter,
He thought to himself, "What's the matter?
Am I slipping at all?
Is there spit on the ball?
I'd be willing to bet it's the latter." <LIMERICK_END> | 45,191 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lashes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She stitches the lace on her doily
And flashes her lashes so coyly.
Though I like her a lot,
Physiognomy's not
Her best feature—her face is all boily. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'define ambushment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Word Wealth I'm not at my best;
I'd not studied last night for my test.
There lying in wait
Was my teacher, Miss Tate.
"Define ambushment." Trapped, I just guessed. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The enactors of all of our laws?
Largely lawyers! which should give us pause.
Many bills they ordain,
Both verbose and arcane,
Are found wanting… and porous as gauze. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,379 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'manic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Keep your shirt on, be cool, and don't panic;
Keep calm, in control, and not manic.
Each beet used must be
Bug and chemical-free—
Yes, the borscht you just slurped was organic. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blenderized diet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blenderized diet's the worst:
You can eat what you want to, but first,
Grind it up all the way
To a pasty puree.
(Well, at least you won't suffer from thirst.) <LIMERICK_END> | 7,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby doc'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the fifties there was a great tome
That was read from Atlanta to Nome.
This classic by Spock,
The late, great baby doc,
Was a boon for new parents at home. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,964 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aldi way'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a difference (for fun, not profound)
Between two major stores, both renowned.
It's at Lidl some go
For a Lidl walk, so,
But at Aldi go Aldi way round. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lawyer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I die, it's my lawyer who bears
The duty to close my affairs.
But I love a good joke,
So I'm gonna die broke
And leave laughing while putting on heirs. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dandiprats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> First a person abnormally small;
Or some guy who is child-like, though tall;
A small coin; or a boy
Who's his mom's pride and joy—
These four listed are dandiprats all. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,927 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'badness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When speaking of horrors and sadness
And sights that would drive you to madness,
Remember their master,
The Old One called Hastur—
Behind you: the essence of badness. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'luther effect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Martin Luther's effect? A sensation
That brought changes to many a nation.
But the church with the pope
Didn't give up its hope.
Its answer was counterreformation. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fracture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a gash in the skin near your knee,
And your bone's sticking out, glory be!
As your troubles compound,
Like that fracture, you're bound
For the surgeon. I'm glad it's not me! <LIMERICK_EN... | 20,784 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hollandaise sauce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yellow hollandaise sauce, an emulsion,
If it breaks, will elicit revulsion
(There's a layer of fat —
Only fools would eat that!)
And from Cordon Bleu college, expulsion. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pine anemophilous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a plant captures spores from the breeze,
It produces in me a disease.
Though I'm sure it's a fine
An' a mahvellous pine,
Anemophilous pines make me sneeze. <LIMERICK_END> | 923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hear blossom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No need to enroll in some dreary
Old course in advanced music theory —
You can learn to rejoice
In that sweetie-pie voice
Just by ear when you hear Blossom Dearie. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm the king, an inerrant declarant,
I decree: the queen's humor's aberrant.
I am dazed in a fog —
Since she named the prince Smog,
To show him to be heir apparent. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphra behn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aphra Behn built a life round the word
At a time when most women weren't heard.
Back when bees ruled the page,
And swarmed loud on the stage,
Spy Astræa a solit'ry bird! <LIMERICK_END> | 24,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'density disks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Double-density disks have more room,
In fact twice as much space, I assume.
I could show how one packs
Stuff in narrower tracks,
But the format has since met its doom. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,260 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'negative black'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Often, black will denote something sad,
Even negative. Black's not that bad—
It's quite beautiful, too—
Depending on who
Perceives the effect to be had. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,259 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coke zero'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coke Zero's the beverage for me—
No more alcohol, coffee, or tea.
With its jolts of caffeine,
I stay peppy and lean.
It's nutrition- and calorie-free! <LIMERICK_END> | 23,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He broke in; broke my jaw in the brawl.
I pursued in the nude down the hall.
He broke laws; I broke news:
"I'm a black belt—you lose!"
He broke windows; the street broke his fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,028 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gonif thief'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A gonif's a thief or a crook,
Not someone whose friendship you'd brook.
It's a term of abuse
That we'd oft see in use
For people whom niceness forsook. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'republicans gave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Republicans gave him much love;
And his office was high up above.
But he mangled each word
And his plans were absurd!
He was awful, when Bush comes to shove. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lieutenant commission'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A midshipman of great erudition
The Marines called a brilliant tactician.
"Go forth from these halls,
Prep for overseas brawls,
And accept your lieutenant's commission." <LIMERICK_E... | 20,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'treating symptoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Treating symptoms, not causes, to some,
Is what medicine's sadly become.
Haven't pooped for a while?
Chew on Ex-Lax—and smile!
That's allopathy's style, and it's dumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'generalissimo marco'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Generalissimo Marco's gone bonkers:
"Chief Commander of Armies in Yonkers".
(He insists that's his rank,
But he stares and goes blank
When I ask which opponents he conquers.) <LIMERIC... | 62,405 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'partisan speech'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Didn't proffer his hand. Just a slip?
Gave a partisan speech. Ego trip?
It was full of self-praise
Though our state's in malaise.
The House Speaker's response: Let 'er rip! <LIMERICK_EN... | 64,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'step wide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At that stair you're about to ascend,
Does the bottom step sort of extend?
That's a curtail-step, wide —
Just enough to provide
For a newel on each rounded end. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,765 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spices'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They grow their own spices and teas.
They make their own clothing and cheese.
They don't borrow or lend;
On themselves they depend.
Autarkic they are, if you please. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dracula smacked'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Count Dracula smacked the ball fat,
All fans heard was a squeak and a SPLAT!
The Desmodus he chose
When he hit for the "Hose"
Was an unlucky vampire bat. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballot complained'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Take me off of the ballot," complained
Tom DeLay (after being arraigned).
He's still up for election
Despite his objection
And whether or not he's campaigned. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,390 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Human nature is quite acquisitional;
Our desire to acquire's unconditional.
Even when we possess
Far too much, nonetheless,
We are bound to keep wanting additional. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'melons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The beauty contestant seemed hurt
When the judge, who'd been barely alert,
Docked her three millihelens
When one of her melons
Abruptly fell out of her shirt. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diabulimia jane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diabulimia: Jane's secret affliction.
Diabetic, she had a conviction
That she was too fat.
Her solution to that?
Delib'rate injection restriction. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'medicine useful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a judge, my son Edison saw
That this medicine's useful in law.
Forensic it's called,
And he's often appalled
At conclusions he finds he must draw. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,269 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dauntlessness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His dauntlessness proves he has heart,
And his bravery sets him apart.
People call him a hero;
To me he's a zero.
His ego is way off the chart. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,724 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'santa tony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Santa" Tony: "Babe, what'll it be?
Tell me just what you're wanting from me
As a gift." Joy said, "Sir,
I would like a grand fur,"
So the idiot got her a tree! <LIMERICK_END> | 63,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubaline beauty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Do you think that I'm pretty?" she'd whine.
"You're a bubaline beauty divine!"
Though she likes what she's heard,
If she looks up that word
I've no doubt that she'll fracture my spine. <... | 20,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Categorically, cats'll refuse
Any food that should fail to amuse:
If it doesn't delight,
They've an absolute right
To be picky and eat what they choose. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowboy diplomacy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sometimes cowboy diplomacy rules;
We seem governed by war-making fools.
People vote, tweet and pray
'Til one glorious day
The brash cowboys depart and Earth cools. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iron depletion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pete's been told he has iron depletion,
And anemia caused by excretion
Of iron (genetic).
The cause—it's pathetic—
His mother's or dad's gene deletion. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'provoke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While in Dagestan, don't tell a joke
That denigrates gun-toting folk.
Vengeance blooms on demand
In this Caucasus land:
You're a stranger in town. Don't provoke. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,730 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'booze'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a chap was devoted to booze,
Then the church key was what not to lose.
But it's only a fool
Who depends on a tool
When there's booze you can choose that unscrews. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carson frontiersman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Kit Carson, frontiersman, had grit.
And as Indian fighter? A hit!
He would make a good wage
Being brought on the stage
By a sidekick who bellowed, "Heeeeeeeeeere's Kit!" <LIMERICK_END... | 17,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golf cart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The old golf cart was really a force —
Carried clubs with the speed of a horse.
All the golfers agreed
On the source of its speed:
A fore-cylinder engine, of course. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stations gets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Your changing the stations gets old;
Give me the damn clicker to hold."
But he learned at his work
As a government clerk,
"Go through channels." He does as he's told. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'father john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Father John is a cleric and bearer
Of news that, by rites, should be rarer.
Seems a test will reveal
He's a father for real,
The result of a clerical error. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,909 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seizures shake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can't blame it on moon glow (selenic),
Or my diaphragm's reflexes (phrenic).
It's these pills that I take
That cause seizures; I shake!
Seems the medicine's epileptogenic. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,985 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fossilised poo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it's true that it's fossilised poo,
Even coprolites give us a clue —
An historical glimpse
We'd be missing if chimps
Had invented the flushable loo. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'homemaking overachiever'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm no homemaking overachiever
Like the mother on Leave It to Beaver.
You won't see my high heels
When I cook hubby's meals,
But at rock shows. So sorry, June Cleaver. <LIMERICK_E... | 27,415 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Disorderly conduct in diner"
Was the crime he was charged with (though minor)
When the hot patron took
His cold eggs to the cook,
Raised his fist and then screamed, "Have a shiner!" <LIMERICK_END> | 34,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'day bookshop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I work in a bookstore by day
(A bookshop, the British would say).
I sell you a tome;
You toddle on home.
I'm making a living this way. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,631 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bats wax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cabbage tree emperor moth
Said, "I love it when bats wax all wroth
Because each tiny scale
On my wings helps derail
Squeaky sonar. Just watch those guys froth." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dysmorphophobia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dysmorphophobia? That is my fear
Of deformity (physical), dear.
My body's my charm;
Should I lose leg or arm,
Even you might not want to come near. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commandable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The job, as Director, is landable,
Making quality goods that are brandable,
But the factory's workers
Are wastrels and shirkers—
I doubt that these louts are commandable. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verse form'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Edmund Clerihew Bentley invented
The four-line verse form I've presented.
It notes someone's name
And his reason for fame
(Since this couldn't be one, I augmented). <LIMERICK_END> | 27,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a limerick about discompose.
Do not scatter or shuffle my rows,
Unsettle or jumble,
Dislocate or tumble,
Or stuff all my words up your nose. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'musician'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The work of a biostatistician
I thought was my real life ambition.
But these vital statistics
Aren't characteristics —
Of girls so I'll be a musician. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city editors'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> City editors know how to please
Local readers; they do it with ease,
As in each city hall
There are leaders who fall
Due to sex-tinged shenanigans—sleaze! <LIMERICK_END> | 20,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'firefighters wait'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brave firefighters wait at their stations
For emergency-call situations.
Fast response their first goal,
They will slide down a pole
To their engines to fight conflagrations. <LIMERICK_... | 57,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cubane'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is cubane? No Cuban cigar,
Nor the bane of most Cubans, by far.
It's a molecule, box-
shaped, and chemists it shocks;
Hydrocarbons like these are bizarre. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'place hateful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a foundling, was brought to a creche,
Where with other lost kids I could mesh.
Though it may seem ungrateful,
I found the place hateful.
Now an adult, I've started afresh. <LIMERICK_END... | 27,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'union'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To my union I said, "Take a hike!
You can't make me do things I don't like.
For a raise in my pay
I must picket? No way!"
I'm pro-union and yet anti-strike. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,488 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stripper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She had come to the end of the line.
Her career up till then had been fine,
But when customers yawn
And shout, "Put 'em back on!"
For a stripper, that's not a good sign. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bobtail feels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a horse has a tail that's been clipped,
His rear end is no longer equipped
To brush skeeters and flies
From his haunches and thighs—
No surprise that a bobtail feels gypped. <LIMERICK_... | 15,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'queen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> O'er the queen when her lord's life was ended,
A heartrending dotage descended.
Seeing nothing ahead,
She would not quit her bed,
But would dwell on what once had been splendid. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Flash was brash, and he loved to talk trash:
"Man, I'll thrash you and smash you to hash!"
But he shouted in vain
At the guys in each lane
As he lost in the fifty-yard dash. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old hen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An old hen started off in a race,
At a furious (very fast) pace.
Thoughts of glory soon passed
When she finished dead last —
Out of breath, and with egg on her face. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bison'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where's my home where the bison dispace
And the deer and the antelope race?
Where no one will shout
That the sun won't come out —
I'll be roaming in search of that place. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'treated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On occasion, I treated her baddishly,
Despite which she fell for me maddishly.
Concerned she'd gone batty,
I turned rather ratty
And boorish, then jilted her caddishly. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trace perry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Where's my satchel? It's gone with no trace?"
Perry Mason has such a long face!
This superb legal mind
Is dejected to find
He's apparently lost his first case. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anna pest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Stirred awake, I was harshly addressed
By my wife, who screamed, "I might have guessed!
If you speak in your sleep,
There's no secret you'll keep.
So own up now! Who's this Anna Pest?" <LIMERIC... | 18,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The medicine tries to stay hid
As I find I can't open its lid.
I'm trying to twist,
But it's hurting my wrist.
It's child-proof I'll go ask my kid. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acronymania neat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're the After Class Really Offbeat
New Youth Movement All Nude Indiscreet
Aggregation. Want in?
Simply show lots of skin
And say, "Acronymania's neat!" <LIMERICK_END> | 55,065 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tranquil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a bedroom is tranquil, it brings
The gentlest of balms for life's stings.
It's a place some will keep
For just falling asleep
(Though some use it for livelier things!). <LIMERICK_END> | 17,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lamont cranston'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lamont Cranston of radio fame,
Had another, more sinister name.
As to what evil lurks
In the hearts of some jerks?
The Shadow knows! Least so they claim. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,115 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divertimento'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Divertimento a brief definition:
In form, a light, fun composition
Of many short movements.
There've been few improvements
To this fine chamber music tradition. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ethenic word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This sweet smell of impending decay
Is ethenic, a word not astray
When of ethene you speak.
I don't mean to sound meek,
But that's all I'm so bold as to say. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'picard stole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Captain Jean-Luc Picard stole the show
We remember from not long ago
When he'd actuate plans
For his crew (and for fans)
With just three little words: "Make it so." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'latest utensil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've heard of the foon and the spork—
What's the latest utensil? The Chork!
This fork/chopsticks device
Is just right for fried rice,
Beef chow mein, and Hunan peppered pork. <LIMERICK_E... | 57,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brokeback mountain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brokeback Mountain's a film where two guys
Fell in love when away from the eyes
Of a world that shouts "CREEP!"
They did more than herd sheep...
In the closet they stayed with their li... | 40,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quick fever'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a flu virus making me sick;
There's no way I'll get better real quick.
Fever, headache as well:
I am living in Hell —
I am sure this was sent by Old Nick. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boat rental'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Those crooks! Gonna call the police!"
"On those boat-rental folks?" asked my niece.
"There's no captain or crew
Or supplies promised you,
But it may be you signed a dry lease." <LIMERICK_END... | 40,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riveting armour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The boss gives me grief on my job
Of riveting armour. I sob
As I stand, sweating blood,
While attaching this stud
(Or this boss) that behaves like a knob. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'white rabbit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He called, "Abracadabra!" Despair!
His white rabbit was simply not there.
Well aware that he faced
Getting mocked, first he paced,
Then he frenziedly pulled out his hare. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,070 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artichoke heart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To savor an artichoke heart,
Trim the thorns from the top for a start.
Scrape the leaves, toss the choke
('Cause its name is no joke),
Then at last find that tenderest part. <LIMERICK_END... | 17,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dividend date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ex-dividend date is the day
When my oil stock pays off. Let me say
That damn stock'd be soaring
If Dems would stop roaring.
You tree huggers? Out of the way! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dodge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey, the funfair's in town! Get your cash.
Call your mate, hit the dodgems—then crash
Your electrical car
Into his. You're a star
If you bump him, but dodge every bash! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mel would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mel would hide in the elephant grass,
Where the pachyderms snacked as they'd pass,
But at times he'd emerge
From his place in the verge
With an urge for an African lass. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'noun'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you alter its form or position,
A noun's not beyond recognition.
Its meaning's the same,
But inflection's the game
With its case: its syntactical mission. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odin wife'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Odin's wife was the goddess, of course,
Of marital love (not divorce!)
And of hearth and of home.
Neither Greek, nor of Rome,
Gentle Frigga the goddess was Norse. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,803 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schemer conspired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That plotter and schemer conspired
To smear his opponent. He hired
A professional liar
To write ads and acquire
Coconspirators—all they desired. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ape acetabular'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Something cotyliform has the shape
Of a cup. Take the hips of an ape:
Acetabular sockets
Are acting as pockets
For thighbones, which cannot escape. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aloes bloom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Light-green, desert-born succulent sheaf,
Let your gel to my burns give relief:
Aloes bloom, flaming red,
Or bright yellow, instead,
And dinosaur spines edge each leaf. <LIMERICK_END> | 470 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cancerate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a mole on his foot, a young dancer
Sought help: "Doc, I'm seeking an answer.
Will this hurt my career?"
"Yes," the doc said, "I fear
It will cancerate (turn into cancer)." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,613 |
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