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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bursitis attacks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our bursae are fluid-filled sacks
Near our elbows, our knees and our backs.
When they're working and fit,
We don't feel them a bit,
But they hurt when bursitis attacks. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wonderful chairs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The design team of Charles and Ray Eames
Thought up wonderful chairs in their dreams.
Each conception was swell
(One was shaped like a shell),
And they're still selling well—so it seems.... | 44,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agricultural chemistry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agricultural chemistry's neat!
It's a course about things that we eat:
Plants and animals, germs,
Even insects and worms.
(But I flunked and I'll have to repeat.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ridden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Glance over my tekst, and you'll sea
That it really was ridden by me.
Orthography's rules
And rimes are for fules,
Butt riding fullfills me with glee. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,889 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'symbiotic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With all life, this biota is rife,
Yet there's not an iota of strife.
Seems this region's exotic:
Life's become symbiotic—
Unlike me and Dakota, my wife. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,490 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ear grin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the dad of a new baby boy,
And his ear-to-ear grin shows his joy.
He has smiled ear to ear
The best part of this year
Like a kid with a nifty new toy. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city size'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I placed a small self-contained flat,
Efficient and "green," on the plat.
After feasting their eyes,
The arcology guys
Saw the prize: "Can we city-size that?" <LIMERICK_END> | 1,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crisper keeps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A crisper keeps vegetables cold
And as fresh as the day they were sold.
But if you should lose track,
Then those hidden in back
Will taste best once you scrape off the mold. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,784 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leader arrested'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Was the leader arrested? Oh, no!
Only Teddy and Thomas and Moe.
They considered their fate
And decided (too late)
It was time for the bossman to go. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'legal mating'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For some time now these two have been dating.
Their families and friends now awaiting
A wedding date, then
After marriage is when
Going steady becomes legal mating. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'god plan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The Bible, in Christian ontology,
Tells God's plan and reveals its chronology."
"There's no plan," says my wife.
"There's no purpose to life."
Her outlook's called dysteleology. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,598 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackish purple'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a dark blackish-purple, and shiny.
The host plant is bushy, not viney.
Though its juices will stain,
You have so much to gain
When you turn it to jelly or winey. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're ailing, you're terribly sick
From a germ or a bite from a tick:
For instance, infections
(You'll need some injections),
Or hiccoughs, which mean that you (hic). <LIMERICK_END> | 4,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To glom is to catch or to seize.
A thief should be collared to please
The demands of the law.
Lock a cuff on his paw
And thus end the sly thief's shopping sprees. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,173 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mom objects to my talking in slang,
But I want to be one of the gang—
So I say what I like.
She can go take a hike,
As the truth is I don't care a hang! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,765 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beachfront hideaway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Beachfront hideaway!" promised the line
That caught eyes in the way it caught mine.
We were duped, since the land
Was three miles from the sand;
But next hurricane, things will be fi... | 7,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flowers dear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've brought you some flowers, dear Sue.
They're almost as lovely as you.
Oh, my heart so adores
Their brown eyes—just like yours!"
"Why, you idiot! My eyes are blue!" <LIMERICK_END> | 11,680 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tim'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Shirking duty, Tim won't buy a round
And feels smug—well, his method seems sound:
He's the 'door-holding star',
Always last to the bar.
He's not paid since a pint cost a pound. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,365 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ambuscadoed, she steadied her gun —
Ambush-ready. I'd nowhere to run.
Then she shot. Though blood-red,
I was nowhere near dead
Thanks to paintball; it's how we have fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,175 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amorous knight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An amorous knight—a real charmer—
Seduced the young bride of a farmer.
He paid with his life,
Being stabbed with a knife
In the groin through a chink in his armor. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,655 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affectionless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Affectionless? That is my wife,
When she screams at me, "Oh, get a life!"
As I spend "nights on end"
Getting limericks penned,
Causing nothing but marital strife. <LIMERICK_END> | 441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrong tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any wrong line of thought, you should know,
Or a misguided action, will show
As mistaken. We're marking
Up the wrong tree you're barking;
You've been fooled, it's the wrong way to go! <LIMERIC... | 64,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adulterine status'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The adulterine status you've carried
Means your dad wasn't bad, only harried.
He and mom might have wed
Before going to bed,
If he hadn't already been married. <LIMERICK_END> | 758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'console'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All her work disappeared down a hole,
So the user is hard to console.
What a cynical tease
That the console names keys
For the fiction of human control! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fisherman fetches'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The angler tells tales of the size
Of the fish that have met their demise.
Credulity stretches
As Fisherman fetches
More beer to embellish his lies. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drew barrymore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She drew raves in E.T. as a child,
But Drew Barrymore grew to be wild.
She took a big chance
With a desktop "flash" dance,
While Dave Letterman sat there beguiled. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acerbity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acerbity: a sharp bitter taste.
On this, meaning two has been based:
A bitter and cholic
Bad mood, vitriolic —
All in all, really rather ill-graced. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'isotopes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While carbon is handy for dating,
The answers add fuel to debating,
For skeptics make merry
When isotopes vary
For any cause other than waiting. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'indian cheeses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Over these eyes you can't pull the wool
About Indian cheeses. I'm full,
Day and night, of one kind:
Bandal's dry with no rind.
It's the best, and that's no (Sitting) bull. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bobsled convention'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Listing points that I thought needed mention,
I'd made slides for the Bobsled Convention.
But the overhead's focus
Twists words, hocus-pocus —
Distorts them beyond comprehension. <LIME... | 34,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leather protects'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My leg has been injured since I
Forgot armor that covers my thigh.
The cuish, made of leather,
Protects in all weather,
But I didn't wear one—oh my! <LIMERICK_END> | 31,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bing crosby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His music poured out like a fount,
And his films—what a massive amount!
When Bing Crosby would sing,
How our heart-strings would zing!
His fans are too many to count. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was trailing a loverly brown cow,
While reciting the question, "How now?"
She neglected to stop,
Tripped and slipped on a flop,
Took a header, and flipped on her brow. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,389 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sister once asked, "What's a cyst?"
So I gave her the general gist:
"An old word for this blister
Is cystis, dear sister,
Like your face." Then my nose met her fist. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mp'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our MP is no longer respected
Since he found his expenses rejected.
Claims for cleaning his moat
Mean he can't win the vote,
So he stands on his own, deselected. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'golden gate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a bridge that is named for the strait
'Twixt Marin and SF—it's first rate!
Though it's not painted gold,
It's a sight to behold.
And that strait? It's the great Golden Gate. <LIMERICK... | 60,608 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limestone display'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a pavement-like limestone display
Called the Burren, by south Galway Bay.
All those criss-crossing cracks,
An obstruction to tracks,
Are a haven for plants in array. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'canadian tax'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Here's a brand new Canadian tax;
It's on income—hold on, please relax!
It's to pay for the war,
Then you'll see it no more."
Borden lied: it is still on our backs. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blurred astigmatic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Does your lens have the curve of a sphere?
The result's either fuzzy or clear.
Partly sharp, partly blurred?
Astigmatic's the word.
Let's forget it and focus on beer. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cow parsley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the carrot is food for a cow,
Both cow parsley and parsnip are chow.
These two plants bearing flowers
Get eaten for hours
By bovines (not humans, not now). <LIMERICK_END> | 23,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hercules shocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My short paper on Hercules shocks
My instructor. "You doofus! You ox!
You're the stupidest kid—
Feats are great things he did;
They are not what he kept in his socks!" <LIMERICK_END> | 52,798 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'model ben'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's too over-the-top; as you were.
Your portrayal's not what I prefer.
It's a techie rebellion;
You're a nerd, not a hellion:
Your model's Ben Stein, not Ben-Hur. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marriage dissolves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A judicial decree is in force
To divide up their stuff in due course,
Each receiving a share
That's completely unfair,
When the marriage dissolves in divorce. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'democratist snarled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I believe in one person, one vote,"
The democratist snarled, "but please note,
Though our system, it seems,
Beats all other regimes,
We, the sheep, just elected a goat." <LIMERICK_EN... | 46,400 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unique traits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The fact that we speak, I would say,
Is distinctive to man's DNA.
Likewise, birds wear their plumes,
And the skunks have their fumes;
Apomorphic (unique) traits are they. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ascend'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's an ode I've successfully penned
To the peak we're about to ascend.
Yes, it's finally come
To completion—in sum,
Reached its sweet consummation. The End. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'straight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's candour you want, I'll be straight:
You're not looking so fresh-faced of late.
Point of fact, to be truthful,
Where once you seemed youthful ...
Wait—what was that? "Cancel that date"? <... | 11,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prejean drove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Traditional marriage support
From Prejean drove Perez and his sort
To decry (to condemn)
'Cause she thought not like them.
Soon The Donald's support was cut short. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barm brewer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Did a barm brewer brew lots of barm?
Did this stuff ever cause people harm?
No, not really, at least
Not directly. It's yeast.
There's a job with an old-timey charm. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If through lines of this limerick you wend,
Making turns when the path meets a bend,
You will find you cannot
Go beyond this one spot:
The conclusion, known best as the end. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,324 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'copaiba yellowish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Copaiba, a yellowish goo,
Is a fixative (much like a glue)
Which helps varnish to stick,
Like cement to a brick,
And one's perfume adhere. Sacre bleu! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob exhausted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a boxing event held last night,
Bob exhausted his foe. What a sight:
All worn out, drenched with sweat,
But that's just what you get
With a 50-round heavyweight fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her date was attentive and gracious,
But favored his food alliaceous.
He ordered the fish,
Such a garlicky dish
That the kiss at the door was hellacious. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gelatin salad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I brought gelatin salad to share
At the potluck; however, the fare
Had much more of the same
Brought by others who came.
But at least there was hotdish to spare. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dungyard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our dungyard, I fear, is ill-starred.
Folks won't pay much to dump in our yard."
"Charge them less, since you know
That our overhead's low.
With that odor, we don't need a guard." <LIMERICK_EN... | 43,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bring happiness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can't cook, you can't clean, you can't cope.
Would I bet you'll bring happiness? Nope.
You do everything badly —
I'm leaving, and gladly.
For my money, you're a big dope. <LIMERICK_E... | 53,959 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avoided cost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To figure avoided cost, see
What the loss we'd incur ought to be
If the project at hand
Doesn't go off as planned.
Are we better off doing it? Oui! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,437 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'great gatsby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There were Baxter and Redford and Ladd,
Seasoned actors who starred as this cad.
But suave Leo was best
And portrayed him with zest.
His great Gatsby drove movie fans mad. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'departure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your departure has left me bereft,
And my shrink (who is normally deft
When it comes to depression)
Said, "Screw her discession!
Dis session is over," and left. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My babe's fancy free; that's the chatter.
So, she served up my heart on a platter.
Has she gone on a spree?
Well, she doesn't love me —
Or anyone else, for that matter. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,619 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lunatic fringe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Terms for things, oftentimes, really hinge
On to whom they appear. Now we'd twinge
If bangs (forehead locks),
Caused viewers some shocks
And were labeled as "lunatic fringe." <LIMERICK_END... | 50,014 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puppy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That puppy's so peripatetic,
His energy's really frenetic.
He loves chasing balls
Through the rooms and the halls—
How I wish he'd become akinetic! <LIMERICK_END> | 1,226 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fencer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fencer who thought he'd been leading
Was suddenly foiled and bleeding.
He said to his foe,
"I won't bow to you! No!
I've never believed in acceding." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,213 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandpappy gout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This just in from a weather balloon:
It should fair off and dry out by noon.
But my grandpappy's gout
Puts that forecast in doubt.
Toe's still throbbing; expect a monsoon. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My demands were received with derision,
But at last we agreed a division
Of labor: I say,
"We should do it my way,"
And my wife makes the final decision. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'interviewed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You interviewed well and were hired;
You seemed eager, informed, and inspired.
But you're frequently late
And your work's none too great.
You just don't cut the mustard. You're fired! <LIMERI... | 54,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tony snow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tony Snow and Tim Russert had class.
Always smiling, they shunned the morass
Overwhelming D.C.
Their disharmony-free
Approach countered the partisan crass. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,396 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby boomer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's this term for our kind—baby-boomer:
We have aged, gotten rich (there's a rumor),
But I'm not so well-heeled.
My lame life has revealed
That I'm slow to succeed, a late bloomer. <LIMER... | 28,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seahorses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're herding your seahorses, pal,
Keep them cooped in a single locale.
If the question gets posed
You can keep them enclosed
And confined in a coral corral. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,280 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gamble constantly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Turns out that my partner's a snitch;
And to gamble I constantly itch,
While my gold-digging honey
Keeps spending my money.
I'm sure not cut out to be rich. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clock enter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There were problems refining the clock.
Enter deadbeat escapement, to lock
And then slide, to release
The moving verge piece —
And voilà! The familiar tick-tock. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fireplace sized'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To buck, I have just been advised,
Has a meaning that's left me surprised.
It refers to the way
One saws large logs today
Till they're smaller, more fireplace-sized. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,276 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'al ate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Al arrived at the diner—a late
But elated gourmet. Then Al ate.
And a wing bone got stuck
In Al's throat. Just his luck
That the chickens were alate, all eight. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'city dwelling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> City-dwelling I am, this is true.
I don't live in the country like you
With your quaint country lanes.
We have underground trains
And an opera house, even a zoo. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gag reflex'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The gag reflex happens when poking
The back of the throat, or just stroking
Its soft palette parts.
The contraction this starts
Is designed to prevent one from choking. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lunchroom decor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your lunchroom decor makes me think:
Perhaps you should visit a shrink.
With that "five" on the wall,
Paint-by-number and all,
You have thrown in the old kitsch 'n' cinque. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,016 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odd expletives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My odd expletives? Strictly offhand.
On the spot, though, the boss yelled, "You're canned!"
Am I bad off? Not too:
See, I'm planning to sue.
It's Tourette's; I'll accept eighty grand. <LIM... | 52,292 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fruit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When in fruit you are willing to snoop
To find out its botanical group,
If you find a hard pit
In the middle of it,
Then that fruit is considered a drupe. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,899 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'height'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Tom attends all the basketball dances,
And to six-foot-tall girls makes advances.
There's a problem, though, see?
The guy stands four foot three,
So his height does not favor his chances. <LIMERIC... | 51,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beeskepmaker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beeskepmaker's primary chore
Was the making of beehives galore.
I assume this would please
People working with bees,
Though I wonder what hairstyle they wore. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,604 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colchicaceae'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Colchicaceae: plant family name;
At least that's what the splitters would claim.
But the lumpers say, "Never!
Why try to be clever?
They're 'lilies' all one and the same." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joan says'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Yes, Liz told me Deb's pregnant—that guy,
Who—Joan says, flipped his lid—caught her eye.
She's not kidding! Bill swore
That Marie said before…
Whoops! Deb's here. Cut the gossiping. Hi!" <LIME... | 61,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caplets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are the Caplets a clan? One that kills
Lots of Montagues; does it for thrills
In Shakespeare's great play?
No, I'm sorry to say,
They are coated and oval-shaped pills. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,587 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invaluable rule'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Years ago, when I still was in school
I was taught an invaluable rule:
When you use epagogic
Approaches to logic
No one ever will think you a fool. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'face reading'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Want a face-reading? Let us start now.
I can tell, by the slant of your brow
And your aquiline nose,
You have watery flows.
Diarrhea a problem?" "And how!" <LIMERICK_END> | 50,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A loud message adorns her caboose.
In pink flocking, her butt proclaims "Juice"
In raised letters. Unfair!
Though she's sweet, you're aware:
Make a move and you've cooked your own goose. <LIMERICK_... | 57,894 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banjo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Put a neck and some strings on a drum,
And your banjo is ready to strum
With a pick, or a couple—
Or, if you are supple,
Try using two fingers and thumb. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liverpool waste'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Blackpool and Liverpool, waste
Is collected in reservoirs placed
Underground, so the sewage
In cesspools is brewage
That tosspots once tippled in haste. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,469 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curviserial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Curviserial, now rarely heard,
Is an early botanical word.
Think, an unseen curved line
Round the stem, like a vine,
'Long which sprout all the leaves," said the nerd. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'davey nyob'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Davey Nyob, a nine-year-old lad,
Reviews art. (He's precocious, a tad.)
"Frank & Ernest," he writes,
"Isn't true art," then cites
It's long history of jokes, mostly bad. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'book'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The first draft of his book got rejected.
He kept on though, re-wrote and "corrected".
Still, its logical flaws,
Breaking narrative laws,
Made its flopping no way unexpected. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strappy sandals'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Socks and wellies or slippers with bows,
Strappy sandals for cooling the toes:
To protect her bare feet,
In the cold or the heat,
She dons footwear wherever she goes. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,554 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john dickinson'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John Dickinson, "Penman," they say,
"Of the Revolution," way back in the day,
Wrote his ass off, it's true,
Though today folks say, "Who?"
Since his fame's all but faded away. <LIMERICK_EN... | 64,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick writer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Connecticut-born limerick writer,
He's more of a lover than fighter.
Relates to agnostics,
In love with acrostics,
Seeks Pam but prefers someone brighter. <LIMERICK_END> | 330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antioch grad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sideshow conjector said, "Lad,
I would guess you're an Antioch grad.
You weigh one fifty-two,
And your middle name's Lou."
Not impressed, I said, "Very good, Dad." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bisects'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A centerline bisects our house;
It's divided us (me and my spouse).
All that's north of the line
He declared would be mine—
Seems our liquor went south. He's a souse. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the Limerick zoo, right at three,
I shall meter, I've promised, for tea.
But she is not around—
Love runs always aground.
And an ape sticks his tongue out at me! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'final'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's final. The die has been cast.
The point of returning has passed.
With the bombs in the air,
Let the time that we share
Of our last day on Earth be a blast. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ardor cheat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A beau without ardor's a cheat,
Don't matter he's otherwise sweet.
Show feeling he must,
Or his suit will go bust
And romance crash and burn in defeat. <LIMERICK_END> | 150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old dad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, the caricatures by old dad
May be good sometimes other times bad.
They range from 'some funning'
To 'better start running'.
And you can't always win 'em, m'lad. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,937 |
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