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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wife cake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I could once gobble down my wife's cake,
But today I no longer partake.
She concocts it with vermin
And worms still a-squirmin',
And it bleeds when it's pierced with a stake. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,805 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acarapis mites'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Acarapis mites, none are worse
Than the ones that the beekeepers curse.
If they get in a hive,
All the bees now alive
Will be leaving by way of a hearse. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meaning said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I've a word for you, one that I think
Teems with meaning," I said to my shrink.
"It's a word I will cop
From Victorian pop
Music: Basingstoke," said with a wink. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death cloth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A death cloth, a pall or a shroud
Isn't something you'd call for aloud.
It is used for the dead,
But my grandfather said,
"I don't want one!" Of course, he was plowed. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'autokey cipher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An autokey cipher is such
That the keyword is not very much,
But the key is extended
By text that's appended—
Resulting in real double Dutch! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,166 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kid grades'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Are your kid's grades a notch below norm?
Is his intellect merely lukewarm?
We can help out the gormless—
Their minds won't be formless
When they've trained at Armand's School of Gorm. <LIMERI... | 60,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd say Stan is an antihumanitarian.
Look for kindness? You'll find him contrarian.
Should a neighbor need aid,
Helping out he'll evade.
He's a beast, I'm afraid—a barbarian. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cream donuts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Daily dozens, as all of us know,
Keep us healthy and fit and aglow.
So I start every day
In this disciplined way:
"Twelve vanilla cream donuts to go!" <LIMERICK_END> | 28,373 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carrot top'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "He's my favorite comic," says Fifi,
"Because his physique isn't beefy.
But his name, Carrot Top,
Makes no sense for the mop
On his head surely ain't green and leafy!" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dorsolateral clyde'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a fellow who's hard to abide
Who we call "Dorsolateral Clyde."
He's a pain in the neck
With a pain you can't check
Till it spreads to your back and your side. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paul bremer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paul Bremer, a Neo-Con guy,
Said "War-making is easy as pie!"
His plans caused great strife,
And a huge loss of life —
And a medal from Bush crowns the lie. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'objects float'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I'm looking straight up in the sky,
I see tiny round objects float by.
They are not, I suppose,
Martian ships, UFOs—
They're entoptic, inside of my eye. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chaise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chaise is two-wheeled transportation,
Good to choose when you need recreation,
For it's drawn by a horse,
And for sweethearts, of course,
Could provide some romantic elation. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glimpsed merkin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A tourist in Paris called Perkin
At the Folies Bergère glimpsed a merkin.
The cancan high kickers
Showed more than French knickers,
Which certainly tickled his gherkin. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby boomer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Were you born in the fifties? That time
Saw the birth rate dramatically climb;
So you know it's no rumor—
You're one baby boomer
Of millions approaching their prime. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,256 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thresher quit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was harvesting wheat in this field—
Then my combine broke down; and the yield
Fell way short, due to rain.
What a waste of good grain!
When the thresher quit, my fate was sealed. <LIMERIC... | 18,963 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dicrotism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is dicrotism? That means the beat
Of your heart makes two bounces, discrete,
In the pulse at your wrist.
Such a pulse, I insist
Is a twist that is wonderfully neat! <LIMERICK_END> | 40,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chippendales stripper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm quitting my job as a shipper
To work as a Chippendales stripper.
I've practiced a lot—
Now my dancing's so hot
That my labrador throws me her slipper. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deceit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Evasive, corrupt, and a liar,
That candidate swims in the mire
Of scandal. Reject
Her deceit. Don't elect
One who's crooked; our straits will be dire. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,741 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emily'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Bagpuss would ya-a-awn as he woke
And he looked at the 'thing'. Then he spoke
To pronounce what he thought
Of what Emily brought,
And his thoughts would help mend what was broke. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,700 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buttercup'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like the tale that brought Goldilocks fame,
This buttercup bears the same name.
Her daffodil yellow
Is brilliant, not mellow.
Proclaim this bright dame with acclaim! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,183 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'army said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the army said they would conscript
Me to serve in Iraq, I just flipped.
I cried, "Please don't conscribe
Me!" I tried a large bribe;
But I'm drafted. To camp I'll be shipped. <LIMERICK_END... | 23,873 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concessioner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm in business—a new concessioniare—
And my lunchroom I run with a flair,
But my son says, "Concessioner,
Your "aire" needs a freshener.
Boiled cabbage? A smell I can't bear!" <LIMERICK_END... | 24,181 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ear ole'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a night in the pub with the boys
I was suffering bad loss of poise.
GBH, I received,
Of the ear'ole, relieved
When it stopped—inexcusable noise! <LIMERICK_END> | 61,198 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'many addendums'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The contractor had an agenda:
"The specs for your damn hacienda
Keep changing—too many
Addendums. If any,
Just put them in one long addenda." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,432 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'croons chris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One phenomenal roll in the hay
Was complete. I was great, I must say.
Then my love softly croons,
"Chris, let's do that eftsoons."
"What, again? Right this moment? No way!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's advice for a doodler who's shy:
Choose encirclets (small rings) and then try
To just let your mind go
So the circles can flow.
In the round, it's as easy as pi. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,510 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'howard stern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's a controvertist! When will he learn
That politeness is nothing to spurn?
He will argue a fact
With a gross lack of tact.
Are you shocked? Then you've pleased Howard Stern. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deoppilative venner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This svbstance vnstoppeth the veines,
Is deoppilative, Venner maintains.
'Tis deobstruent, clearing
Obstructions and steering
Our humours to cheering our brains. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catalonia mouse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You might think that this region of Spain
Would be lacking in cats in the main.
I once dreamed it was known
For just one cat alone:
Catalonia—mouse-free terrain! <LIMERICK_END> | 55,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agapanthus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agapanthus are lilies of the Nile,
But where have they been this long while?
Their summery blooms,
Brought indoors, brighten rooms,
But it's winter, so none make me smile. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abelard passion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heloise's and Abelard's passion
Was not a 12th century fashion.
Uncle's fury was great
At the girl's pregnant state,
So he cut off their amorous ration. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salad creation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Greens and veggies, when mixed with some meat,
Or some chicken, or cheese, are a treat:
This fine combination—
A salad creation—
Is yummy to see and to eat. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calumniated turner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're a waste, with the wit of a snail."
Thus calumniated, Turner turned tail.
Purest slander, no doubt,
But the wuss wanted out.
Turner's ego has always been frail. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snoozing half'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My hamster-sized primate's no schemer
But quite a productive small dreamer.
Sarah Zehr says it's clear:
Snoozing half of the year
Means long life for my fat-tailed dwarf lemur. <LIMERICK_EN... | 53,079 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pope adrian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pope Adrian I held his seat
For a time not as long as Saint Pete:
Almost two dozen years
In a row. It appears,
For his time, that was truly a feat. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,513 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love wine sold in boxes. It's "green."
It's less costly, less wasteful. It's clean!
But with guests, you just might
Fill carafes out of sight.
'Cause those farting sounds? Gross and obscene... | 32,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arguing romans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two arguing Romans professed
That each knew what these letters expressed.
As they fought, I was faced
With a horrible taste—
Like the milk of a she-lupine breast. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,723 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bar wrench'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You just drove up the street, and then—bang!—
As some fool gave your car quite a prang.
But a bar wrench will mend
What that nut caused to bend;
The mechanic will get out his dwang. <LIMERICK_... | 40,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caissons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've remembered the words to the song,
So your guess isn't very far wrong:
Putting wheels on a chest
For munitions, you've guessed,
Lets those caissons go rolling along. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Behavioral science, you knave,
Studies closely how people behave.
So, give your appearance
A powerful clearance—
Have a bath, brush your teeth, but first shave! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,518 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greg punched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a bar fight, this lowlife named Greg
Punched a nun and then fractured her leg.
With "You needed that whipping,"
He left without tipping.
That bastard was one real bad egg! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,284 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrinkle cream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anti-wrinkle cream hides what they'd see,
Causes women to lust after me.
It's my crease-free complexion
That prompts their affection:
A silky-smooth skin guarantee. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elogist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An elogist finds the apt phrase
In a song or a poem of praise
That he loudly proclaims—
A pronouncement that aims
To amaze and set passions ablaze. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goalball'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Goalball's played by two teams made of three
Para-athletes unable to see.
The game's ball contains bells,
So restrain all your yells —
To be able to hear it is key. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celebs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Look at all the celebs at the Ritz!
They're all jewels and glamor and glitz,
Caviar and champagne
And a private jet plane.
Folks like me bore them out of their wits. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depurative cleansing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your depurative's cleansing effect
Was intense. Now I'm drawn, drained, and wrecked.
I'm not meant to be pure,
Doc, so keep your fool cure.
I'd as soon my gut rot from neglect. <LIME... | 55,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ease diplomas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can go back to school if you please,
But don't think you can do it with ease.
Diplomas, you'll learn,
Aren't easy to earn,
And it has to be done by degrees. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,364 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fabulous rings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yes, it's true. She's both ugly and old,
But her fingers are fawnied with gold.
With those fabulous rings
We could all live like kings.
"Pardon, Miss, but may I be so bold..." <LIMERICK_EN... | 65,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diesel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It needs not much fuel to run,
So driving's affordable fun;
It's quick as a weasel.
My car? It's a diesel —
For some it's a soot-shooting gun. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,080 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'real founding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of modern SF, the real founding
Is imputed to Campbell's Astounding;
For decades John taught,
By each story he bought,
The importance of factual grounding. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,534 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mayans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So the Mayans were wrong. This saved man
From an end to this life's earthly span.
Just one problem for me —
I'd have met death with glee
To avoid Christmas Day with my clan. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eyes ogling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Curvy waitresses, scantily clad,
Serve up bar food, which isn't half bad.
At these breastaurants, guys
Get a treat for the eyes.
Ogling never grows old; ask your dad. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wrote fourth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A composer who felt quite ignored
Took a cue from the chap they adored,
Wrote a fourth (but more plump),
Had one voice leap that jump —
And was duly run through with a sword. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'visit callao'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a beautiful town in Peru—
It's a large and important port too!
In this city historic
I feel most euphoric.
Let's visit Callao (me and you)! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aunt eyesight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Move closer, dear, will you, because
Your aunt's eyesight is not what it was.
Let me look at those shoes.
Always red ones you choose!
My dear Dorothy, this isn't Oz. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centesimal section'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When this type of division is done,
A centesimal section is one
Of a hundred like pieces.
My patience decreases
Soon after the slicing's begun! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stroll'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I stroll with my guy every day.
When an obstacle hinders our way
And held hands we must split,
If for only a bit,
"Bread and butter!" we lovingly say. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marketing locally'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're marketing locally, small.
Continentalize soon, sell to all.
From initial gestation,
You'll carpet the nation.
Competitors, brace for a brawl. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'creek water'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Busy creek water, foamed, bubbles by.
The dark brook's in a lather, but why?
Is she fleeing a bear?
Has her nymph washed her hair?
I stay silent; there's no need to pry. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,890 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mel bridges'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Engineership described his skill well.
All us folks thought Mel's bridges were swell.
He'd grown wealthy, I heard,
Till a windstorm occurred.
'Cause of that, his most famous one one fell. <LI... | 54,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since this building's a cylinder wrought,
Your invite's with irony fraught:
"At the angle we'll meet,"
But I fear we'll ne'er greet.
No corners are here to be sought. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tattoo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In love, your tattoo was designed
With your names 'pon a heart intertwined.
Then you got a divorce.
Now you're feeling remorse
For that body art 'pon your behind. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ample attractive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was rather a lot on my plate;
It's a goodly amount that I ate.
Something pretty to see
May be goodly to me,
Like my ample, attractive estate. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,699 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cowboy boots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Showing dullness, perhaps from neglect,
Cowboy boots by and large will reflect
Little light, lacking shine,
But to some, things look fine.
A few wranglers prefer that effect. <LIMERI... | 42,247 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bicultural yes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm bicultural. Yes, it is true,
Mom's a Catholic and Dad is a Jew.
These two cultures combine
In one problem of mine:
Oy vey Mary! Such guilt I've been through! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,658 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flatulence surged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I ate that burrito as urged,
My potential for flatulence surged.
Abdominal pressure!
I felt so much fresher
Once gaseous emissions emerged. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shillings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two hundred and thirty-six d
Until Decimal Day used to be
Nineteen shillings and eight—
Compound numbers look great,
But confusing, I'm sure you agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'halberd weapon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The halberd's a weapon of yore,
An axe with a spike at the fore.
'Twas not like a mace,
Which too had its place;
The difference was bash versus gore. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She's unpleasant and dull as a stump,
And she's dowdy: a frowzy old frump.
Her affection you'd shun
Since she isn't much fun,
And she'll never be called Mrs. Trump. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,969 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invalid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm no invalid! Why do you treat
Me as one? Let me up from this seat!
I'm wrapped up, all aglow.
Must you coddle me so?
Won't you please let me use my own feet! <LIMERICK_END> | 19,819 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'top candids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My top candids you'd likely discard.
I just love to catch subjects off-guard.
I've been spurned and attacked
For these photos. In fact,
At my family Thanksgivings, I'm barred. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,142 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discoveries never'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Captain Cook's resolution, endeavour,
Adventures, discoveries never
(In world exploration
And bold navigation)
Do less than acclaim him forever. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,892 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oysters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Walrus and Carpenter's fun
Had begun with a walk in the sun
With some oysters obtained.
Later, no one complained
Since they'd eaten up every last one. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'showers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's well known that the coldest of showers
Have anaphrodesiac powers.
First for sex you are hot,
But then after, you're not,
And this feeling can last you for hours. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'track'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was down for the count. Now I'm back
On my feet. Once again, I'm on track.
Since I got turned around
From my time on the ground,
I'm much closer to getting the knack. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,089 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'band aids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a chef love my job it's a ball,
And my fast-flying knives never stall.
So defly I dice,
That my cuts are precise.
Why, I hardly need Band-Aids at all. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bridge sagging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To removal I'm forced to consign
The old bridge sagging into the brine.
Its dismantlement's due
To the architect who
First proposed its abysmal design. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,163 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob barker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bob Barker promotes his crusade
After price-guessing games have been played:
At the end of each show,
This prized host lets us know
We should have our pets neutered or spayed. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,146 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ephor magistrate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ephor (a magistrate, Spartan)
Had a job that would certainly hearten
Modern men—one of five
Who had power to drive
An intransigent ruler to smarten. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shift gears'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gear levers or gearsticks shift gears
In transmissions of cars. It appears
That when using your clutch
You won't hear very much.
If you're not, a loud screech hits your ears. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A true Celt's a hard one to find,
As this pedigree's quite ill-defined.
Though the old Swiss and Scots
Shared a penchant for knots,
This does not make them two of a kind. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,502 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abhor despise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It is you I completely abhor!
I despise and I loathe you and more.
Your abhorrer? That's me!
You're despicable, see?
You abhorrible, horrible whore! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forester pondered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The forester pondered aloud,
"My goodness, that tree is quite boughed!
Those branches and leaves!
I'm a man who perceives
When another's more greatly endowed!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,764 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earl castle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Many arrow loops set in the wall
Of his castle, with archers on call
To the will of their liege,
Made it likely a siege
Wouldn't cause the earl's castle to fall. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'imperative mood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The imperative mood's a command;
The indicative tells what's at hand.
But the mood I enjoy
Is what here I'll employ—
The assumptive: Yes, that would be planned. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broken bone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can I tell if you've broken a bone?
First I grab you and stifle your groan.
If I hear a break grating
That's crepitus, stating
"Your methods are hard to condone!" <LIMERICK_END> | 33,129 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desulfurization'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Desulfurization's the way
To make flue gas or oil O.K.
There's a surplus of S?
There must be a lot less;
This refinement step clearly does pay. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spread odds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When betting on sports, there's a spread;
Odds are evened that way, I have read.
When the spread hit's exact,
Bettors know for a fact
Clearly all bets are off; the bet's dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'district archbishop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The district's archbishop holds sway
Over running the church, day to day.
If I search for a word
That is less often heard,
Archprelate I likewise can say. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,421 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'great aunt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Great aunt is the name you would call
Any aunt of a parent. That's all.
Despite how it sounds,
She's not 200 pounds,
Seen in B-films, some 50 feet tall. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invisible force'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a fluid, there's one speck I see,
And it's moving. Now why should that be?
What invisible force
Moves it? Atoms, of course,
To its Brownian motion are key. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,528 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You should cast your mind back, if you can,
To the time when the trouble began.
So, what was your mistake?
Which poor choice did you make?
Why was life not according to plan? <LIMERICK_END> | 25,085 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agarics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agarics are mushrooms I bet
That you just might consider a threat.
They, though somewhat forbidding,
Were once used (no kidding!)
To inhibit production of sweat. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,394 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curls'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Let them eat it!" reportedly said
The young queen with the curls on her head
Piled up halfway to Heaven.
It's sweet and has leaven—
It's quite the best thing, next to bread. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shoe tied'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Pull the lace ends with all that you've got.
Intertwine them and cinch at a spot.
Make a loop, then a wrap.
Push it through; it's a snap!
Now your shoe's tied—believe it or knot. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,570 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loser disparaged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Speaking Friday, with shame undisguised,
"I'm a loser, disparaged, despised,
And disdained. I can't fight.
I won't go out tonight."
"Oh, don't beat yourself up," friends advised. <LIMERI... | 20,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cd burning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's becoming a thing of the past;
This technology just cannot last.
CD burning will write
On a disc, using light
From a laser. (It used to seem fast.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I said, "Zip up your fly," to a gent.
And right down to his crotch his hands went.
Then he said with a sigh,
"Nothing's wrong with my fly."
"It's the vent on your tent that I meant." <LIMERICK_END> | 55,735 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deprecatingly mother'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Deprecatingly, Mother said, "Dearie,
Of your looks and behaviour I'm weary.
And I must have been mad
When I married your dad,
Having studied inheritance theory." <LIMERICK_END> | 29,395 |
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