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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'porn shop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You needed a gift. My advice:
"At the pawn shop you'll find something nice."
Faulty hearing's to blame
(And not me as you claim)
When you're nabbed at the porn shop by Vice. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film doctor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the '60s, film-lovers would go
To the spy-genre film Doctor No.
All would grow to be fond
Of its hero, James Bond,
In the first of a very long row. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'email'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I did not get the email you sent,
And I have no idea where it went —
An unpleasant surprise.
In the aether it lies,
Which is space of unending extent. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,611 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'degree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "German-educated", Lee said with glee
When they asked if he had a degree.
"With my thesis on 'Runic
Scripts', written in Munich,
I obtained this degree: Ph.D." <LIMERICK_END> | 57,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jupiter whipped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Round its star, the hot Jupiter whipped
Till its gaseous mantle was stripped.
Nothing else will befall
This chthonian ball:
It's a roaster, rotisserie-gripped. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,207 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farm planted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Bill bought a farm planted seeds.
Now he sees just where planting seeds leads.
Bought a farm??? Don't know why!
He's a big-picture guy,
But now he's knee-deep in the weeds. <LIMERICK_E... | 64,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take thomas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You take half of all goods we possess.
I'll take Thomas, our son. You take Tess.
And the cost of divorce
We'll pay jointly, of course,
Then be even," he said, "more or less." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pole star'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An exception to stellar rotation,
The Pole Star has one fixed location.
This celestial clue
To the North points you to
A direction for true navigation. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'natal hydration'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A lady who gave an oration
Near the end of her term of gestation
Had an untimely breach
In her well-conceived speech:
Its disrupture by natal hydration. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,763 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phrasing botanist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What fine phrasing a botanist weaves;
By so doing, exactness achieves.
Joining words, often Greek,
Is a cherished technique;
Thus decaphyllous stems have ten leaves. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scooby doo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sound of cartoons fills my room.
See how Underdog fights Dr. Doom!
I see Scooby Doo there
Chasing ghosts on the stair,
And Dick Dastardly blows up! KaBoom! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wolfsburg factory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Volkswagen AG renown:
This is Wolfsburg, a factory town.
The car plant's location
Induced its foundation
By a river, once blue, but now brown. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harmony good'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No agreement of thieves in the ward
About divvying loot they had scored
'Til that bro' with the hood
Said that harmony's good:
The felonious monk struck accord. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,294 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'milk spilt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No more sidestepping, this time you're stuck.
As a leader, let's face it, you suck.
It's too late; the milk's spilt,
So face up to your guilt.
Accept blame; don't denounce some poor schmuck. <... | 49,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine accolades'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've earned many fine accolades, son.
I commend you for work that's well done.
You've my honor and praise
For the rest of my days,
And in my book, you're second to none! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feel gloom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your boss has a heart that is hard;
If he makes you feel feathered and tarred;
If you feel gloom and fear,
I'm the poet of cheer,
And the boys in my band call me bard. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,473 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old judge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That old judge was a grim frowning chap,
But he grinned as he donned the black cap
And pronounced: "You will hang".
I'll be crap'd (to use slang)
When I swing from the crap. Holy crap! <LIMERI... | 64,356 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'multiple caries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All my children have multiple caries,
Though their number and painfulness varies.
The kids know the gravity
Of every tooth cavity—
Less payback for teeth from tooth fairies. <LIMERICK_END... | 34,049 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abby weighted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abby's weighted with flab; she's obese.
Week by week her girth seems to increase
As she puts on more fat.
Hope she diets and that
Makes her dangerous weight-gaining cease. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'privateer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Adventure, a sleek privateer,
Was a vessel all others would fear.
At two-hundred plus tons,
Armed with thirty-four guns—
This great ship met her end without peer. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,429 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lovely arial'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a body that's soft, full, and ripe,
Lovely Arial matches the hype.
There's a natural grace
To her shank, but her face
Is sans serif—she's just not my type. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'busting swindles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We work bunco; it's named for a game.
Busting swindles our squad's claim to fame.
The perps of these crimes,
All these low-lifes, these slimes
Will con anyone no hint of shame. <LIMERICK... | 39,780 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cruise ferry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the captain: "Let's skip the ship's litany
On this leisure-cruise ferry to Brittany.
Soft and cuddly is best.
As we nudge nearer Brest
We may stroke you; we're just being kitteny." <LIM... | 13,048 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mattress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This discarded used cardboard's my bed,
Where at night I can lay down my head.
It's cast off; there's a lot—
Don't need mattress or cot.
It ain't fancy or cool, but 'nuff said. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ferryman fee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Charon the ferryman's fee,
Here's a penny. It's some guarantee
He'll convey you across.
That old boatman's the boss
On the Styx; his approval is key. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,676 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinchilla'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gave a buzz cut to Dad's prize chinchilla,
Once a furry wee beast name of Willa.
Now her fur is so sparse
From her nose to her arse
That the sight turned my dad 'to a killa. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,483 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bipartite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Draw some lines joining dots in set A
To some dots in set B. Then we say
It's bipartite if we
Have no "B" joined to "B"
And no "A" joined to "A". That okay? <LIMERICK_END> | 7,132 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birth veil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "She's a caulbearer," doctors advised,
"Coming into existence disguised."
Once the birth veil is lifted,
If she grows to be gifted,
We won't be the least bit surprised. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,940 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nixon quit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A deliberated decision was reached
When the Watergate office was breached.
With great care and deep thought
And consulting a lot,
Nixon quit to dodge getting impeached. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,046 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boundary smashed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a boundary! Smashed it for four!
Then a cut to the off brings four more.
Each ball crossing the rope
Fills our batsmen with hope
They'll hit "Nineteen Five (b) law"s galore. <LIMERI... | 52,875 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conclusion reality'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you claim that your statement's exact,
You declare it's a matter of fact.
You have figured it out,
And without any doubt,
Your conclusion's reality-backed. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,661 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While I'm certain this won't come as news,
We have differing meanings for hues.
If you're jealous, you're green;
Turning red's venting spleen;
And the down-in-the-dumps get the blues. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,628 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fill plate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Gluttonously—that is the way
I will eat when I'm at a buffet.
I fill plate after plate:
My new record is eight.
I'd have nine, but they closed for the day. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,299 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calcaneus break'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're climbing up high and you fall,
Landing hard on your heel not the ball
Of your foot, it may make
Your calcaneus break:
First you'll sprawl, then you'll bawl as you crawl. <LIMERI... | 11,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teasing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Mom, his teasing is too much to bear;
He just gawps at me; look at him stare!"
"Son, be kind to your sister,
Or you're gonna blister!
Keep smirking, so help me, I'll..." (Glare) <LIMERICK_END> | 55,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antipodal trek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If traveling makes you a wreck
Avoid an antipodal trek
To the opposite end
Of the earth and why wend
Your way there when you'd rather rent Shrek? <LIMERICK_END> | 128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anele'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To anele is an action a priest
Doesn't mind, as a rite, in the least.
It means "to anoint,"
And it comes at the point
As one dies and is blessed for God's feast. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,862 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'action'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An action: a movement or deed
That requires us all to take heed.
If no one foresees
The reaction to these,
Who can tell where the outcome will lead? <LIMERICK_END> | 62,075 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> John is living with Tim, who's a colonel;
Their relationship's more than fraternal.
They share drink, they share food,
Share their bed, where they're lewd —
All I'll write of their nightly adjournal... | 23,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aproned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A woman who cooks, like my mother;
An x-ray technician (my brother);
The front of a sink
Or a stage: all, I think,
Can be aproned in one way or other. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draft yet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Sam wants me soon, and that sucks
'Cause it puts my whole future in flux.
I'll avoid the draft yet—
A deferment! No sweat,
Since my mom is a pol with big bucks. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,408 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drummer moon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Apartment for rent: lass or lad.
Two rock stars have died in this pad.
Drummer Moon, "Mama Cass",
Both just happened to pass,
In this same London flat. Ain't that sad? <LIMERICK_END> | 56,140 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dilations absurd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She gave birth on the spaceship Vermeer
With a boost factor way above peer,
So contractions occurred,
And dilations? Absurd!
Her delivery lasted a year! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,878 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dictionary golly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's a dictionary? Golly, beats me.
Haven't heard of that word… could it be
In this reference book
That lists meanings? Let's look—
Goodness knows I've my doubts, but we'll see. <LIME... | 43,770 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stroke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My emotions are out of control:
Since the stroke, my poor brain's not quite whole.
So please understand why
Little things make me cry:
That's incontinence taking its toll. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,958 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One more day, one more typical gaffe.
"That's just Joe being Joe," says his staff.
Careless blunders amount—
They're too many to count.
So they worry who'll have the last laugh. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wheelbarrow stuck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've been cleaning up after a flood,
But your wheelbarrow's stuck in the crud—
Consider replacing
The wheel, and embracing
A ball-barrow—rolls over mud! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'diabetic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some diseases we know are dipsetic,
Bringing thirst. They are so diuretic
They produce dehydration,
And a thirsty sensation—
Thus the name of the state: diabetic. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,448 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sound gruff'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're playing the role of a tough,
And your voice has to sound really rough,
This technique I can teach:
If you asperate speech,
Thinking Bogart, you'll make it sound gruff. <LIMERICK_END... | 3,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a factor called cockroach, all right,
That here in this limerick I'll cite:
If your dude factor's high,
It's a cinch you won't die.
If it's low, though, you very well might. <LIMERICK_EN... | 56,924 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sly deep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The sly deep state's a shadowy lot.
They're the subsurface agents who plot
To aggrandize their sway,
Hoping leaders fall prey
To their will. (Leaks will happen if not.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crossing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wish I could drive after saucing
My brain, for my wife's fond of bossing.
She offers direction
At each intersection:
"Left, right! Straight ahead!" every crossing. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,303 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannibal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the man has a bone in his nose,
And is wearing a loincloth for clothes,
And you're in a big pot
That is getting quite hot,
He's a cannibal, then, I suppose. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cover shame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cover-shame serves to disguise
Her disgrace from inquisitive eyes.
By swallowing savin,
This girl won't be havin'
No questions 'bout growin' in size. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crepe fern'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The tall crepe fern's well-watered outdoors.
From the mountains to austral sea shores,
One finds rain forests where
Tropic mist meets cool air
And most tempests flood plants as rain pours. <LI... | 59,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bristletail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a bug that can't fly, never leaps,
Yet the bristletail gives me the creeps.
King-sized spikes on their tails
Look like stingers or flails,
So I stomp on the (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (blee... | 11,757 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'catasta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Catasta's the name of the block
On which blacks were arrayed to their shock
And then peddled to whites.
They were stripped of their rights—
Humans treated like staples or stock. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,083 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compulsions excessive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My darkening mood is progressive,
In my life as a manic depressive.
But my bout of depression
Will end with obsession,
Expressing compulsions excessive. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,072 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anti darwinian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've met several gorillas in zoos
Who hold anti-Darwinian views,
Since if Darwin was right
There's a chance that they might
Be related to Cher or Tom Cruise. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'africa chad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the dead heart of Africa, Chad.
Civil war. Land-locked desert. All bad!
And it can't even claim
To have given its name
To a waste-paper product. How sad. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,121 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pub dine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had planned on a pub dine and crawl,
But instead we arrived at a ball.
I said, "Why change the plan?"
She said, "No change, dear man.
Our night out is amended, that's all." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheapernet matt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For cheapernet Matt was aspiring,
With two rolls of 10base2 wiring.
But that's never gonna
Be network nirvana!
His term of employment's expiring. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,484 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal cage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's this small metal cage called a crate;
It's a thing that I totally hate.
When we go for a ride
They will put me inside
And I'll feel like I'm traveling freight. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equestrian pro'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In dressage, it would seem to behoove
The equestrian pro to improve.
Half a turn to the right
Or the left in a tight
Little spin is a caracole move. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,898 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sailboat velocity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chip log's the gadget we'd need
If we sailed on the bay and would heed
Not the water's viscosity,
But the sailboat's velocity.
It would help us by measuring speed. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,535 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rock cry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "His dad sat there, stone-still, asking, 'Why
Did my named-for-me boy have to die?
He was broke and depressed;
Too much crack did the rest.'
Tell me, Mom, have you seen a rock cry?" <LIMERICK_EN... | 5,087 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'saint nicholas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Old Saint Nicholas surely enjoys
Bringing gifts to good girls and good boys.
In his sleigh is a sack
That he slings on his back.
It is bulgy—it's bursting with toys. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,714 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tense'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Things are tense when my brother's around;
He's so blatantly jealous, I've found.
Green-eyed monster's to blame
When he stamps without shame.
For his fear of eclipse, he's renowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neath his armor, Sir Bernie'd not fail
To be wearing a shirt made of mail,
That was known as a byrnie,
When he went on a journey
In a dangerous quest to prevail. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sofa tonight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mother and I had this fight;
And I know for a fact I am right!
I am not going back
'Til she cuts me some slack—
Can I crash on your sofa tonight? <LIMERICK_END> | 27,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bad dream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For musicians, a common bad dream
Is pursuit by a murderous theme.
Though they sprint, they, in vain,
Augmentation sustain,
And they wake (with a slow-moving scream). <LIMERICK_END> | 15,004 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'syph nobel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Doctor Ehrlich once honestly found
Magic bullets that give you a sound,
Healthy life just as if
You had never had syph.
A Nobel all his efforts then crowned! <LIMERICK_END> | 41,455 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cement'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diametrally leaning against
The old gate post, both Pa and I sensed
That the only thing stopping
That pylon from dropping
Was us, so cement was dispensed. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,686 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doris'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the movies, one great Day was Doris,
While in music you find one named Morris.
"Pea Ridge" Day tossed a ball;
Maurice Day preached to all;
And one Day was a painter named Horace. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spaniard captured'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Spaniard captured by Interpol mission
In Peru. Spain, preparing petition
That today it will file,
Wants this guy, who is vile,
Back in Spain to stand trial (extradition). <LIMERICK_END> | 47,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wizened'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They are wizened, these features of mine.
Of old age it is clearly a sign,
And my mind's full of drivel.
I've started to shrivel —
As I crine, I decline, I opine. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beefwood pot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dear, your dinner's right there on the table.
Hold your knife so it's steady and stable;
Though I've cooked it enough,
Beefwood pot-roast is tough.
Still, I've carved it as well as I'm able.... | 3,305 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lewd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To be rude, to be crude, to be lewd
Is to act very boorishly, dude.
If you think it's okay
To behave in this way,
Then I guess that your values are skewed. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'germicidal may'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Germicidal" may not be OK
Necessarily. Germ-killers may
Help to put on the skids
Immune systems in kids.
I say sneeze on your baby today! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold war'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cold War history that's certain to harrow:
Mega-weapons escaped the path narrow.
Crashes, mishaps perhaps,
Or overt judgment lapse
Earned the Pentagon code: "Broken Arrow". <LIMERICK_END> | 61,141 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'andes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These countries aren't picked willy-nilly.
The two in the Andes are hilly.
The other's sublime
Around Carnival time,
Argentina, Brazil, and then Chile. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gambian coins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My accountant, who's very astute,
Thinks my Gambian coins are a hoot.
On the smallest, the back
Shows three peanuts, a snack
Costing more than the shiny butut. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cream'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Please don't wake me if this is a dream:
My new sweetie's the cream of the cream.
She's a soft, springy shipment
Of gymnastic equipment—
My god, how she mounts on the beam! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,092 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cakes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why couldn't you watch while you wait?
We'd have freshly baked cakes on each plate,
But for daydreams of war!
All that these are good for
Is the fire, King Alfred the grate." <LIMERICK_END> | 17,056 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clopidogrel pills'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The risks of infarction and stroke
Are lower for guys who don't smoke.
To prevent these bad ills
Take clopidogrel pills,"
Said my doc, "—no, I really don't joke!" <LIMERICK_END> | 24,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bomb said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Since our data was truly outmoded,
And we wanted to show the encoded
Inner works of the bomb,"
Said the spy, with aplomb,
"The whole diagram's simply exploded!" <LIMERICK_END> | 50,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dance orchestra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your dance orchestra's great, not by chance,
But it's drooped, you can see at a glance.
Now, dear students, bring hope,
That refreshed it can cope!
Will someone please get up and dance? <... | 40,063 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pedal phile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You old perv, you've been eyein' that tyke,
As she rides in the park. Take a hike!"
"You're wrongI It's no child
That's been driving me wild.
I'm a pedal-phile, lovin' her trike!" <LIMERICK... | 42,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aban numbers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aban numbers will not have an a
When they're written in English this way:
Twenty-five, sixty-seven,
Four million eleven,
And more. What's their use? Who's to say? <LIMERICK_END> | 20,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'death bowler'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a limited overs game day,
When you've three or four left still to play,
Use a bowling ace who
Will concede just a few.
Let your death bowler have final say. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'benny'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For my money, I'm going with Donnie.
Not Benny or Teddy or Johnny.
My opinion? I feel,
With his widespread appeal,
He'll pull Democrats in as did Ronnie. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,773 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'romantic dionysian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I wish to describe how I feel:
Ecstatic, erotic, what zeal!
Being frenzied and frantic,
Feeling more than romantic...
"Dionysian?" Yes, that's ideal! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fat grow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quit your soapbox a minute. Let's chat.
I'm accustomed to living with fat.
I grow ampler and ampler
With each Whitman's Sampler.
I will not give up chocolate; that's that! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Yes, I bring home the bacon to Stan,
'Cause I like to buy things for my man.
True, he's mean, so it's odd,
He treats me like a god!
(Though I'm poorer than when we began...) <LIMERICK_END> | 24,612 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clerics fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a studious look, I suppose:
Tiny glasses that perch on my nose.
But these clerics fly off
If I sneeze or I cough,
So my impracticality shows. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'st baptism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> JJJ and ST BAPTISM frame
A mnemonic to call up each name
Of apostles, twelve strong,
Who chose right over wrong,
And when called to their Lord, gladly came. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,576 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aggression tame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have discretion; I have a confession.
My aggression I tame by expression:
I'll express all the juice
That a press can produce
Out of cress. It's become an obsession. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cordite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What was cordite, and what was its mission?
It was used to ignite ammunition.
It was part of the lore
Of the second World War—
But no more does it cause demolition. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Any swarm of bees constantly fed
Maraschino juice may look quite red.
Changed by this pigmentation
(A strange aberration),
They're erythrochroic, it's said. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mr vaughn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill demands to be called Mr. Vaughn
Now he's boss. "I'm the king—you're a pawn.
I was chosen," he said,
"Because I use my head"
(Which is just where his bossdom has gone). <LIMERICK_END> | 38,561 |
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