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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hill monument'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Where does Bunker Hill Monument sit?
Bunker Hill? I'm afraid that's not it.
A Bostonian knows
That this obelisk goes
Up on Breed's Hill remember this bit! <LIMERICK_END> | 9,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'verse seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For me there is little that's worse
Than encountering more than one verse.
Seems your balladry fails
Where a limerick prevails.
Would you please keep your narratives terse? <LIMERICK_END> | 44,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He lay flat on a specialised rack
For some heat treatment, ice in a pack,
And massage, head to toe,
To improve spinal flow;
It's been hard, but the lad's fighting back. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leaves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Diaheliotropic, these leaves,
On the plants neath my grandmother's eaves,
Tend to turn to the light.
How they know where it's bright
Is a mystery, Grandma perceives. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'basin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The basin is rimmed with green mold;
The water's uncommonly cold,
But a fontal immersion
Will seal your conversion.
We welcome you into the fold. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,748 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fran lives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Comic Capo (I know her as Fran)
Lives her life by the motto: "I can!"
She's a fast-talking head.
(So the Guinness guys said.)
I'm a friend of hers—also a fan. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,441 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contemporaries live'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Contemporaries live or exist
At coincident times and consist,
Say, of Darwin, Roget,
Garibaldi, Manet,
Queen Victoria, Lincoln, and Liszt. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,989 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sublimation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Next the word underwent transformation
To reflect now a chemist's creation.
From a solid, a gas
—Are you listening, class?—
With no liquid in sight: sublimation! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob apple'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heard of bobbing for apples? That game
Is played everywhere nearly the same,
Save at Apple. It's true,
What their "geniuses" do
Is bob Apple computers! How lame! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,225 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quaff beers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'Cause they act as a mild anesthetic,
I quaff beers at a pace that's frenetic.
With each skip to the loo,
I'm reminded that, too,
They're a whiz of a strong diuretic. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stock less'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you want to lose money, one way
Is to hold a stock less than a day.
With such trading conditions,
You'll pay lots of commissions.
And your broker will cheer, I dare say. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,543 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moored boat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Alison had an allision
She claimed that Vic blocked out her vision.
The theory I'd float
Why she hit the moored boat
Is quite simple: no steering precision. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,215 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceasefire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A ceasefire is what you declare
So the shooting will stop, but beware!
There are soldiers of war
Out to settle a score,
So the guns may continue to flare. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'picnic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Near a thicket, we picnic—it's tops.
A disturbance and everything stops.
That's when I and Bernice
Are pursued by police;
Guess we should have been chaste by the copse. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'algolagnia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Algolagnia's just a diversion,
A certain behaviour excursion,
In which flagellation
Gives gratification.
Could that be described as perversion? <LIMERICK_END> | 4,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spelled coccyx'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One's a "KOK-six", spelled coccyx, and two
Become "KOK-si-jeez", coccyges. You
Say "kok-SIJ-ee-uhl", then,
For coccygeal when
Things pertain to this bum-bone. Few do. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defined word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you hear it, you now bring to mind
The main senses and meanings behind
All its letters and sounds.
Understanding abounds!
This defined word is therefore defined. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,542 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'popeye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a point when his sex life is dead,
To Jerusalem, Popeye has fled,
Saying, "No, not to bawl
By that old Wailing Wall.
I yam off to Mount Olive instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'torrent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's a torrent file. Download; enjoy.
Use a BitTorrent client. Employ
All your peers, who will share
Bits of files here and there.
They're retrieved and assembled. Oh, boy! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discussive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every argument in your debate
Was conclusive, convincing and straight;
Without waffle or patter,
You settled the matter —
Discussive's the word for you, mate. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My white shirt is all covered with grime,
But I need it to wear the next time
That I go on a date.
I debate, "What's its fate?"
I'll just wash it in chloride of lime. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,155 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mail pertussis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Communicability's ease
In transmitting ideas, disease,
Or emotions to others,
So—given my druthers—
Don't e-mail pertussis germs, please. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thanksgiving gravy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As my Thanksgiving gravy I'm mixing,
This thought comes to mind, though I'm nixing
Asking Dad—it sounds jerky:
"When I'm roasting a turkey,
There are fixings, but is there one fixing?"... | 52,477 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antiforeign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I once saw a sign in a store,
"Antiforeign," it said, and what's more
"Made in U.S. of A.;
Ici on parle francais."
At the last bit I let out a roar. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nine clock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Nine o'clock's when we killed Mr. Snell."
"No, my dear, it was eight when he fell."
"Now the body won't fit—
Chop it up, and let's split."
"Ah yes, I dismember it well." <LIMERICK_END> | 33,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sparkling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wearing ribbons in shimmering bows,
She bedazzles wherever she goes,
They're her joy and her pride,
But they won't come untied,
So her sparkling collection just grows. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boundless ambition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a victim of boundless ambition.
I'm reaching the point of contrition.
Should I be head of state
With a suitable mate?
My desires could use some attrition. <LIMERICK_END> | 214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'keen catlin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As he's cutting, the surgeon intones,
"Well, at least I am not hearing groans."
He is fully engrossed
As he carves up the roast.
"This keen catlin works well between bones." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reversal happy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As happy's related to sad,
Or as good is related to bad,
So to synonym we
Can say antonym, see —
A reversal I'm happy to add. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'churchillian memories'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cigar and the scowl we recall,
The avowal to stand or to fall,
Wry wit, stubborn poses,
The gardener's roses:
Churchillian memories all. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,796 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antilibertarian view'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The antilibertarian view
Is that rulers know better than you:
Your rights and free will
Take particular skill
To subvert, undermine and undo. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,868 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If in Heaven your limericks won't sell,
And they're curtained, and marked: "Do Not Tell!"
Then I guess it is best
That you find final rest
In Old Nick's Hall of Fame. (Just as well.) <LIMERICK_... | 32,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whiskey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In defending my case he gets frisky.
My lawyer's a toper; that's risky!
When I visit his joint,
I find (case in point)
Two half-empty cases of whiskey. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockney rhyming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cockney rhyming slang some think absurd:
It's a rhyme-in-a-phrase for a word.
So then, apples and pears
Means to some the word stairs—
The best 'fun-speak' they ever have heard! <LIMERICK... | 61,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'goose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The specific name offers a clue,
Caerulescens: approaching sky blue.
But, applied to this goose,
That description's obtuse,
For that epithet doesn't hold true. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,290 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paul saw'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A nearsighted coach from St. Paul
Saw the block—and the fall—and the sprawl;
Yes, he saw the whole game,
But not who was to blame,
So he ballparked and bawled out the ball. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,440 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bohemian rhapsody'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antistrophically come the replies
To the pleas of the poor boy's sad cries:
"We will not let you go!"
Bellows Queen. Don't you know
Those Bohemian Rhapsody guys? <LIMERICK_END> | 44,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'banana bread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Banana bread's baked from a batter,
Then presented, perhaps, on a platter.
It's a bit like a cake
And no trouble to make,
But when people partake, they get fatter. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,245 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asparagus sheaf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Observe the asparagus sheaf.
Each stalk is a cladode. In brief:
It's a vegetable gem
That looks like a stem,
But in function, it serves as a leaf. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barrel vaults'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take two barrel vaults, neatly combined
At right angles and then you will find
That a groin vault you've got,
Seen in church crypts a lot
(Of the Norman, or Romanesque, kind). <LIMERICK_END... | 65,629 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That your choice isn't mine there's no doubt,
But it's rude to keep blessing me out.
Such language is brutal.
Opposition is futile:
You know that I've ordered the trout. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jabber bejabers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Celts who now jabber "Bejabers!"
Are not kilted Scots tossing cabers.
Those proud Celtic guys
Who thus jabber surprise
Are, bejabers, the Scots' Irish neighbours! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,882 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There's a man in my cell!" cried the nun.
"In my bedroom he's looking for fun,
But I've taken a vow
And I won't change it now,
So I'm fixin' to get up and run!" <LIMERICK_END> | 20,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called puncture'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Academicization, that's when
Things sound more academic, 'cause then
A hole is called puncture,
A joint we call juncture —
I love mouth-filling phrases," said Ben. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,442 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animal lovers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't think animal-lovers are bland,
For compassion's a powerful stand.
Would your boy march with Death
If he'd felt the warm breath
Of a dormouse asleep in his hand? <LIMERICK_END> | 6,810 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boarded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She was mad as she boarded my yacht
To announce that she quit on the spot.
"This whole boat's like a thresher!
The crew's under pressure!
A barophile, Captain, I'm not." <LIMERICK_END> | 6,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stomachs cow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've got four stomachs, cow. In the last,
True digestion occurs unsurpassed.
Abomasal's the word
For all actions past third
In your tummy arrangement so vast. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,304 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bob nod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I think the italics look odd,"
Said Robert. "I like 'Son of God'
Without them." "That's true.
But it's all up to you.
The decision's all yours, Bob," I nod. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quickness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alacrity: what does it mean?
Speed and quickness are words that I've seen
To define it, and so
Straightaway I'll now go
And employ it—to keep my nose clean. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'runner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the first leg the runner was quick;
The baton passed with barely a flick
To the second, then third,
Then the anchorman heard
The crowd's gasp when he failed—dropped the stick! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,261 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insulting abuse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No insulting abuse will I hurl,
Nor reject good advice like a churl.
To good words I'll incline,
Not like biblical swine
Turn and rend those who cast me a pearl. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,128 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'breakfasts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Continental ones tend to be light—
Rolls or toast with a coffee seems right,
While the English kind means
Eggs and bacon and beans.
Both are breakfasts: sit down, have a bite. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'razor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When his razor needs cleaning he'll spill
The whole head's little bits: what a thrill!
Left to dry, out they're laid,
Every cog, screw and blade.
Will they fit back together? They will. <LIMERICK_E... | 52,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'narcs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My amplificatory remarks
Will expand on those made by the narcs:
Keep your children at home;
Don't allow them to roam.
There are drugs being dealt in our parks. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,019 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poor joyce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Indescribably horrid! Poor Joyce!
We kept at it so she'd have a voice.
With false leads, and true tears,
We tracked clues through the years.
That crime's ghastliness left us no choice. <LIMERI... | 58,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whack chop'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm the butcher, big man in the city.
Whack-whack, chop-chop-chop, bitty-bitty.
Rock & roll's my relief
Chopping chicken, pork, beef;
Doobee-doo, whack-a-whack, ditty-ditty. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosine importance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cosine's importance is big
In the world of right-triangle trig.
To compute it, divide
The adjacent short side
By the long one hypotenuse, dig? <LIMERICK_END> | 22,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beaked webbed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> People laugh at the sail on my back,
And my beak and webbed feet take some flak.
I'm distraught and chagrined
That I'm beaked, webbed and finned —
I'm part fish and part frog, and I quack. ... | 57,834 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'armlike appendage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I observed, in disquieted mood,
An armlike appendage protrude.
I reacted with dread;
As it reached for my head,
I became altogether unglued. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,217 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amulet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An amulet can be prosaic,
But can also be apotropaic;
When you wear one, some say,
It keeps evil at bay.
But I'd say that such views are archaic. <LIMERICK_END> | 49 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'prose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I write, then write more, then elide,
If the thought and phrase don't coincide,
Removing each word
Where the meaning is blurred,
'Til my prose as from heaven doth glide. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,666 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuckoo bread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though it sounds like baked dough made with bird,
Cuckoo bread is a plant how absurd!
When in Limerick or Cork
It's the shamrock. In York
The term wood sorrel may be preferred. <LIMERICK_END... | 34,125 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'take transporters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Take transporters whose aim's to sustain
The same speed till one goal they attain:
With their nose-to-tail flow,
In a convoy they go.
(Dick Trevithick invented the train.) <LIMERICK_END... | 28,614 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hunting eagle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hunting eagle a swoop and a swish —
Hit the water with splash and with splish.
Then great wings beat the air
As it rose to its lair,
Tightly clutched in its claws, a fine fish. <LIMERICK_EN... | 18,713 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I say that I give just as good
As I get (though it really means should
You attack me, you'lI find
Me responding in kind),
I just mean I regift. Understood? <LIMERICK_END> | 60,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'behaviorist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't complain that your mom was a whore,
Or your dad made you sleep on the floor.
We will stress "here and now,"
Change your actions. I vow
I'm behaviorist, ma'am, to the core. <LIMERICK_END... | 8,022 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'campestral seclusion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I live in campestral seclusion,
Far away from the city's confusion—
Near the fields and the trees,
The bears and the bees—
In the middle of nature's profusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,591 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elvis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm certain it's Elvis who's snoring
So loudly it's shaking my flooring":
Epistemic, this whim.
"Well, it's possibly him":
That's alethic (it's true, but it's boring). <LIMERICK_END> | 2,337 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commissioner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey, commish, love the job that you do!
You're top dog to our people in blue,
And you really are great!"
"Thanks, but just so we're straight,
That's commissioner, rookie, to you." <LIMERICK... | 65,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grizzly broke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the zoo, a huge grizzly broke free
And was heading directly for me.
He was vast, but I'm spry,
So, no idiot, I
Climbed like Billy-be-damned up a tree. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,382 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extreme punctuality'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our neighbor portrays the centrality
Of his life as extreme punctuality,
So he never is late
For a meal or a date,
But we hate his innate personality. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,485 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The eye is the organ of sight,
Though, in man, it can't penetrate night.
You need both of your eyes
To gauge distance and size
So the world, in 3D, is viewed right. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alma deutscher'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alma Deutscher, composer supreme
And piano and violin dream,
Began playing at two.
Music critics all view
As prodigious her talent extreme. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delaying stunts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Their delaying stunts are a concern.
Without movement, our plans crash and burn.
But the act won't be stalled
If the question is called…
Right now! Before long we adjourn. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,884 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anabasis musically'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An anabasis, musically speaking,
Is when motives and figures are peaking.
This is probably why
During "Glory on high"
Those sopranos insist on their shrieking. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gizzard roman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hey! Online Etymology Wizard,
Derivation is needed for gizzard —
Roman gourmands would howl,
"More gigeria (fowl
Innards); hold off the garum and lizard!" <LIMERICK_END> | 62,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riflescope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When buying a riflescope, you
Should consider what's called field of view.
There's a strict correlation
Twixt magnification
And how much is seen. Here's a clue: <LIMERICK_END> | 64,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'babylonian gods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Babylonian gods, and Assyrian,
And Akkadian (also Sumerian)
May be scary and spooky;
Those labelled Enuki
Are princes—that's one set criterion. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clipping coupons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clipping coupons, I feel in a bind.
How to keep them together, aligned?
A stapler won't do
Since it punctures right through,
But a binder clip's perfect, I find. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,607 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grandfather rants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When my grandfather rants, he's loquacious,
And his speech becomes rather vexatious.
He speaks curstfully, and
We must take him in hand,
As his insults are sometimes salacious. <LIMERIC... | 31,842 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rage endogenously'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Catastrophically out of control,
He's exploding from deep in his soul.
Rage endogenously grown,
Fury bred in the bone
Must abate, but will first take its toll. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'criminal larks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If on criminal larks you embark,
Old Sir Barton's a real easy mark.
That dumb dupe won't resist
As he's usually pissed,
And he walks in Hyde Park after dark. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,616 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'larva'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a larva, your job was to eat.
Now cocooned, you've been wrapped really neat,
While you change, as you age,
To your sexual stage,
So the cycle of life can repeat. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'revisit japan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I ever revisit Japan,
I shall choose the American plan,
For though most places there
Feature fish much too rare,
The hotel serves superb steak Diane. <LIMERICK_END> | 419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buzz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Buzz off! Nothing else can I say.
You bug me, so bug, fly away!
Yes, I mean to be rude!
In my space you intrude.
Leave my sight with no hint of delay! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bronto bigger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Internet's growing with vigor,
And a brontobyte's massive, you'd figger.
You'd be right. It's the top
Of where byte names now stop.
Whatever's the most, bronto-'s bigger. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'igloo melt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> How farrand, how pleasant our home:
Our fine icy retreat outside Nome.
What I hear we must fear?
Igloo-melt this warm year.
Uh-oh, dear I see drips from the dome! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hardened leather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every soldier should have it, ideally,
This boiled, hardened leather, cuir bouilli.
If we seal it up right,
It becomes water-tight,
And makes shields indestructibly steely. <LIMERICK_END... | 41,926 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government man'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's a government man, you may wonder?
What seems obvious might be a blunder.
In the days before planes,
It meant fellows in chains,
All deported and living Down Under. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,240 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'highway 60'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a folk singer down in Key West,
"Derivational sums me up best.
While my fans are in thrall
To 'Hard Sleet's Gonna Fall,'
'Highway 60's my biggest request." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,411 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cockcrow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the first hated cockcrow of morn,
It's the season of harvesting corn.
Then all evening we husk,
Right from noon and through dusk—
So it's been since my daddy was born. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'norseman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A Norseman of stature and fame
Needed someone to keep high the flame.
So he named his son heir,
As he cried, "Leif the Fair,
You're my arfname—I hereby proclaim." <LIMERICK_END> | 24,669 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cat remarkable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My cat's a remarkable chap.
He eats Friskies while curled in my lap.
He is learning to cook,
And he's written a book—
He calls it "The Art of the Nap." <LIMERICK_END> | 11,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'extra wattage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A base load's the rate a supplier
Maintains but can always go higher.
So you need extra wattage
For heat in your cottage?
It's there if and when you require. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cq'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Wherever you are I will CQ,
Though I know that you think me an TQ
Arouse all my passion,
In such a strong fashion
I persist, though I know that I PQ. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is '10 specimen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Room 10's specimen's plainly Bordeaux.
There's no way that I'll sample it, though.
Bloodstained urine is not
What, for me, hits the spot.
Give me two fifths of Dewar's to go. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'landing strip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A landing strip, three thousand feet,
Is more grand than your average street.
With a building or three,
It's an airport, you see.
Get on board! Stow your bag! Take a seat! <LIMERICK_END> | 3,243 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buster brown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Buster Brown was a comic strip boy,
And his girly good looks he'd deploy.
With his dog that could speak,
This incurable sneak
Would beguile, then annoy or destroy. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,709 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ropes lines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> By cordage you've misunderstood!
When I ordered a cord I meant wood;
Not ropes, lines or tack
But a firewood stack.
Four by four feet by eight would be good. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,130 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'palms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A lumberman asked me, "Just where
Can I locate the coco de mer?"
I replied, "I have qualms
About placing these palms.
You might cut them all down—and they're rare." <LIMERICK_END> | 25,781 |
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