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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black market'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Black-market goods, under the table,
Sold as seen, have no price tag or label.
If you harbour a passion
For stuff that's on ration,
You'll get it for cash, if you're able. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,725 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pay race'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the great deal and down side; the fun,
Then the price that you pay; a race won,
Then those aches the next day.
Can't get 'round it, I say:
Life's mixed bag has some rain and some sun. <L... | 17,836 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rough rocks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like a rock-tumbler's grit, windblown sand
(The commonest earth in that land)
Gives rough rocks a smooth shine.
Take a gander at mine.
Desert polish makes beauty unplanned. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,328 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barbaric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the party, my wife was hysteric:
"You're serving us wine that's generic?
This Bordeaux in a box
Is the pits, you dumb ox!
It's insulting. No, more—it's barbaric!" <LIMERICK_END> | 40,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government goal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Municipal government's goal
Was efficiency; boards of control,
It was thought, would enable
Decisive and stable
Decrees on behalf of the whole. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,494 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gambling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He agrees that his gambling affection
Is to blame for his total rejection;
Now he's counting the cost
Of the wife that he's lost
As he faces complete de-selection. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,138 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stout'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a lover of wine, there's no doubt,
And I also drink beer but not stout,
Though I tend to abstain
From those drinks which cause pain,
It's a case of chacun à son gout. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'daffy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's so nuts, he can't tell fore from aft,
And so daffy, he'd sink any craft,
But a guy who is daft
Is exempt from the draft;
He's the fellow who's last to have laughed. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,012 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maid marian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's dress up! I will be Robin Hood,
You Maid Marian—that'll be good!
'Neath the pale greenwood tree
You'll caress my goatee,
And no more will be maiden (touch wood). <LIMERICK_END> | 36,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bawdy laughter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brothel's sole madam's the bawd;
She controls, keeping conduct unflawed.
The girls look so tawdry;
Their language? Why, bawdry!
Bawdy laughter is heard as they're pawed. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,326 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'performance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her performance last night was fantastic.
By turns she was sweet and sarcastic.
She emoted and quipped,
And without any script!
It was utterly autoschediastic. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brachiation simian'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the jungle you'll see brachiation,
A simian manifestation.
As they swing tree to tree
I keep thinking that we
Could do likewise, if not for mutation. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,142 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amendatory'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A word or a phrase that's amendatory
Is added in some ways compensatory
To put right a wrong,
In a rhyme or a song,
Deflecting critique that's condemnatory. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,536 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown patch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the grass on your lawn, though once green,
Becomes russet in spots, it may mean
That the brown patch is there
(It's a fungus not rare)
And needs fungicide sprayed by machine. <LIMERICK_E... | 31,999 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bass guitar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He lacks chops, and his beat's a disgrace,
And here's music we just have to face:
The lad with the Fender
Has gone on a bender —
Now there's one bass guitar to replace. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,228 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dublin castle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dublin Castle's our centre of power.
From this tower we make the Gaels cower
In these east-coastal lands
Called the Pale in our hands.
From beyond, the dour savages glower. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,172 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frights counterphobic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I'm fearful of clowns and of heights,
I refuse to be ruled by my frights.
Counterphobic, I choose
To wear floppy red shoes
And perform on trapezes in tights. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wind howling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The wind's howling it sounds like a gale
(Do you think they'll deliver the mail?).
This storm is perverse;
If it gets any worse,
It could end up a "9" (Beaufort scale). <LIMERICK_END> | 3,663 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedsheets would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the bedsheets would blow in the breeze
On our clothesline attached to two trees.
Huge white sails, they would fly
'Gainst the blue of the sky
In the summer. (Come winter, they'd free... | 9,744 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rum'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bottleful's all that I've got.
I admit that it sounds like a lot,
But my husband will come
When I open this rum,
And he'll drink it right down like a shot. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,471 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'donat starred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> D: a grade that can indicate slips.
Do both starts and ends musical trips.
Don: put clothes on one's frame.
Dona: Portuguese dame.
Donat starred in Goodbye, Mr. Chips. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'motoring leisure'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For your motoring leisure don't shun
This organisation, my son,
For it pays to belong,
'Cause wine, women, and song,
Can't top C S M A for great fun. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dresses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He dresses in suede-finished leather
Routinely, whatever the weather.
He's buckskinned and bold,
Like frontiersmen of old,
And his brain is as light as a feather. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cefalexin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cefalexin's the name of a drug
That's prescribed when you're battling a bug
Like a bladder infection—
It'll change its direction!
You might give your doctor a hug! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'invented flying'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bea invented a flying machine.
It had wings made of paper. So keen
Was young Bea to show Drew
How her shoe-box plane flew,
She forgot that its power was lean. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apophyseal bony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Apophyseal bony knobs catch
Excess stresses on bones, which they match.
These bulges at joints
Are the reinforced points
Where connectors can safely attach. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,059 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'keeps beers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A brewer keeps beers in his stock:
An ale for his favorite doc,
A Kölsch for his tout,
For his broker a stout,
And, best, for his barber a bock. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'citation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When unveiling a plaque at the station,
The mayor will cite a citation.
The sight of the site
Where commuters alight
Has incited His Honor's oration. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ear tags'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grandpa Chester is apt to forget,
And he wanders away. Gram's upset.
She asked Doc, "Are you able
To clip on a label
Like the ear tags in use by our vet?" <LIMERICK_END> | 47,744 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cavernicolous creatures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cavernicolous creatures, you'll find,
Live in caves, and a few might be blind.
There's a fish, and an eel;
They don't see, but they feel.
With no light, that's just how they're de... | 12,472 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pet mooshi'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My pet, Mooshi, a Chinese Shar-Pei,
Learned to bark on command, heel and stay.
He was black-tongued and wrinkled;
Didn't care where he tinkled.
He was strong, broke his leash, ran away. <LIMER... | 30,533 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cali cartel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nowadays I remember it well,
The all-powerful Cali cartel.
It sold all the cocaine,
And was formed, in the main,
By Gilberto and brother Miguel. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black bile'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Out of sorts? Maybe this cramped your style:
Of four humours, the first was black bile
(Check the settling crud
Found in set-aside blood);
Not enough or too much, you'd feel vile. <LIMERICK_EN... | 35,641 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'artisanal craftsman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Such an artisanal craftsman is he,
And acclaimed as the best there can be,
That the work from his hands
Brings the price he demands.
With great fame comes good fortune, we see! <LIMER... | 1,952 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'almond'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This oil of the almond is bitter,
And a poison for human or critter,
But Amarine still
Is the name of a pill.
One would think they could find something fitter. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chorizema'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chorizema (Aussie flame pea)
Is not what I thought it would be —
Which was sausages (Spanish)
That cause (or that banish)
The urge to scratch bits you can't see. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phil kicks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Phil kicks a ball it won't roll;
It will fly like the wind through a hole.
This one glanced off my head,
Barely touched, but they said,
"Well placed; a superb headed goal!" <LIMERICK_END> | 63,417 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antiurban fanatics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Antiurban fanatics don't like
To reside where you can't ride a bike
Without soon getting brushed
By a taxi, or rushed
Like a steer in a herd down the pike. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sherman adams'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sherman Adams, as Ike's Chief of Staff,
Made a serious gift-getting gaffe.
He received a nice coat,
And a rug of some note,
And his second term severed in half. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bet satan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bet Satan my soul: "You can't match
This fine rum I'm producing from scratch!"
But he took my damned bet,
One I'd quickly regret,
As he toasted me: "Cheers! Down the hatch!!" <LIMERICK_END> | 15,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my life is a passage of pain,
With no sunshine in sight, only rain,
And its trials drive me nuts,
I have blood! I have guts!
And won't buckle, whatever the strain. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,037 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My in-laws are terribly clannish;
When I visit, they chatter in Spanish.
I feel so neglected,
Left out, disrespected,
I make myself scarce—I evanish. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'judge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'd be thrown into jail for contempt
For appearing in court so unkempt
And bedraggled and lousy
And scruffy. You're frowzy!
But since you're the judge, you're exempt! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agastopia rose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sincere agastopia rose
At the sight of your exquisite nose,
But this specialized liking
Finds other parts striking.
With Lee, I'm in love with her toes. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'externship faye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In her externship, Faye was an aide;
Many valuable traits she displayed.
Though she'd earned her degree,
She was working for free;
By the industry Faye wasn't paid. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blogonomics hey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Blogonomics? Hey, gimme a break!
It's a science? Go jump in a lake!"
So I said to a buddy
Who showed me a study
Of blogs and the money they make. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,247 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chrome yellow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm out of my mind my dear fellow,
Let's escape to my mansion and mellow!
My kids are appalling —
Gone mad from the walling —
Both their cause and our cure are chrome yellow. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'built erection'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To this hand-built erection they're led.
It's where women are best not to tread,
But where men enjoy screwing
And drilling and gluing:
A blokey thing men call a shed. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brine cheese'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a famed Middle Eastern brine cheese
Made from cow's, sheep's, or goat's milk with ease.
Though it doesn't melt well,
You can fry it up swell—
Such a treat to eat cheeses as these! <L... | 58,559 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'walker pasta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Walker Pasta": a diet that bridges
The pitfalls of fat would-be midges.
For obesity's beefiness
To turn to light leafiness,
Just Walker right Pasta da fridges. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,153 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coltish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So you feel sorta coltish, you say?
You feel wanton, obscene, wanna play?
Well, I'm sorry you yearn
For me so out of turn;
My head eunuch says Wednesday's your day. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'miss pig'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ah, I see that Miss Pig's been well-greased.
She's a chubby, pink, lovable beast.
Let the chase now begin!
(Though it seems like a sin,
She's a beast soon deceased: she's our feast!) <LIMERICK_E... | 65,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'isaac newton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Isaac Newton's less famous frustration:
His disastrous alchemic vocation.
Though now gold comes from lead
In reactors instead,
The man still could've tried cupellation. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lucy lawless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the fan, "I adore Lucy Lawless!
As a Warrior Princess, she's flawless!"
She's sort of okay,
But I'm sorry to say
That for Lucy I'm awfully aweless. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'base'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The price of a stock starts to race
To the bottom, but gets to a place
Where it finally slows
And resists further lows.
That's the level defined as its base. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rule syria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some of Ali's disciples were odd,
In believing their teacher was God!
The Alawis endured
And so now, rest assured,
They rule Syria, thanks to Assad. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,872 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anginiform pain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paroxysmal anginiform pain
Is spasmodic—it's hard to explain—
Where you feel suffocation,
And a choking sensation.
One cause? Myocardial strain. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,799 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'unchanged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You flatteringly say I'm unchanged —
You must think I am slightly deranged
To believe such a tale.
Either that, or you fail
To recall, as we're so long estranged. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,131 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'favoritism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There was favoritism shown by our mother.
More love went to one than the other.
You know that it's true.
Mom was crazy 'bout you,
Always liking you best, darling brother. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,902 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth leads'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Clearly earth leads are put there to earth
Any dangerous currents. Their worth
Is in helping a flow
Of such currents. You know
There should be, of their number, no dearth. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,290 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There's good land here," the agent had stressed.
"For production of crops, it's the best!
Wheat and corn, understand,
Both grow well on this land."
"I'm too lazy to farm," I confessed. <LIMERICK_E... | 61,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'candy treats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mrs. Staver made candy treats flavoredly,
And her students enjoyed the sweets savoredly,
But she saved up the best
For her pet, and the rest
Were all jealous of Tess, treated favoredly. <LIM... | 53,020 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'momma coming'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Momma's coming; a clean-up's a must!
And I think she accepts you, but just.
When dad slowed and grew lazy,
It drove momma crazy.
Get the lead out; you're starting to rust. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'healing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My tissue is quite fibroblastic,
And my wound's quickly turning euplastic.
What was once a deep lesion
Is now just an adhesion.
The pace of my healing? Fantastic! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bush pilot'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He has thousands of hours in his book
On De Havilland Beavers; just look
At his eyes and you'll see
He's a bush pilot—free,
Since amphibious pathways he took. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,502 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'altho without'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Altho is a word that can bug,
Or a word we dismiss with a shrug.
To a purist, I know
The word is although,
But I'd pick altho (without ugh!). <LIMERICK_END> | 10,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crater'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They say Crater was sent with a crow
By Apollo for water, although
Corvus took a long break,
Then came back with a snake.
Now they're all in the heavens, aglow. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clinton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bill Clinton was feeling our pain —
A big ruse for political gain?
When within camera shot,
He could cry on the spot.
Were these tears of the crocodile vein? <LIMERICK_END> | 36,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannot divine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a learned divine, "God is good,
And a deity that's understood.
Thus divine was his plan
That involved loving Man;
But I cannot divine why he should." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'despairs sinful'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Life is hard, but he never despairs;
Sinful teddies he names in his prayers,
Making signs over some
So that blessings will come:
Thus he patiently crosses his bears. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,422 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'buxom beauty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of Bill's skill at PR, here's a sample:
Ms. Campbell's obese—more than ample—
Yet he made her a star,
Best exemplar by far:
Buxom beauty? A perfect example! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,479 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gynecocracy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I want women in charge: gynecocracy!
Because gynarchy beats our democracy,
Even though I'm a big
Dumb male chauvinist pig.
Is this irony, cant or hypocrisy? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marvin gaye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Marvin Gaye was a singer of note,
Who had many a hit; some he wrote.
He was part of the stable
Of Motown (a label).
Sweet soulfulness flowed from his throat. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beach pancake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> California and Mexico boast
The beach pancake. I think it's the most
Pretty plant; red like wine
Are its flowers divine
When it blooms on the dunes of the coast. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amoeba'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I want a new pet, an amoeba.
I won't call it "Shirley" or "Reba."
'Twill be named for a queen.
When it cannot be seen,
I'll bellow, "Come back, little Sheba." <LIMERICK_END> | 1,668 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since his Brooks Brothers suit sure impressed,
I'd invest in the firms he'd suggest.
But his clothing belied
Lack of skill as a guide;
The piece that was missing: "Divest!" <LIMERICK_END> | 44,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caveman dana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana was brought to his knees
By his latest invention: a cheese
From the milk of great woolly
She-mammoths. He'd fully
Expected to milk them with ease! <LIMERICK_END> | 21,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flying high'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Flying high was The Bird, rookie year.
A hard landing abridged his career.
But we'll fondly recall
How he gave it his all
As he talked to the ball a bit queer. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,095 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greek salad'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've got some black olives I'm chopping;
I found quite a bargain when shopping.
Shall I make pasta sauce,
Or a Greek salad toss,
Or have "black rubber tire" pizza topping? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,966 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meandered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From the narrow and straight I've meandered.
My behavior departs from the standard.
It's apparent that I
Am aberrant—that's why
To a bear and a panda I've pandered. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,919 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'harry pauses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once his trayful of slides is put down,
Harry pauses and puts on his gown;
Then he calls to the guys
With the diazo dyes
For a vial that's marked Bismarck Brown. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,445 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ablauts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Using ablauts, a German-coined word,
Makes you sing like a geeky rare bird.
'Cause with dim, dam is dumb,
Read 'em: "Swim, swam, and swum",
And inflection's triadically heard. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,875 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hanky panky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ah, that hay-fevered, angular Yankee!
When that Northerner, long, lean, and lanky,
Blows his nose in some cloth,
I get into a froth;
I'm all set to commence hanky-panky. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal actinium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The metal actinium-two-
Twenty-seven is eerily blue.
It's a beta-emitter,
Aglow and aglitter—
And radioactive clear through. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pimple'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My daughter has quite a nice dimple
On the opposite side to her pimple.
(It's a hollow that's in
Your cheek when you grin.)
It goes really well with her wimple! <LIMERICK_END> | 39,216 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beef'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My mother is driving me crazy!
Always screaming, "My God, you're so lazy!"
What's her beef? Goodness me,
I get home before three,
And by noon I'm as fresh as a daisy. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,082 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'writing limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Writing limericks—that is my goal
As I go out each day for a stroll.
And while others may talk,
I compose as I walk;
It's an impulse beyond my control. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adelgidae sounds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Adelgidae sounds like the song
Of a chorus of angels, a throng
On the clouds o'er the cliff,
But it isn't, and if
You said plant lice, you wouldn't be wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,486 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dentalium'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anthropologists know very well
That dentalium's one kind of shell
Used in commerce, prolific—
From the northern Pacific,
Great treasure to trade or to sell. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,150 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedford cord'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am corduroy, fabric of kings;
Of my virtues the fashion world sings;
Whereas you, Bedford cord,
Have been largely ignored,
Used for airmen's fatigues and such things. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caesar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Caesar's new home neared completion,
The contractor found a deletion:
"There's no place here to poo!"
He called out, "Where's the loo?
I should never have hired a Phoenician!" <LIMERICK_END> | 26,054 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress code'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Per their dress code, they couldn't refuse
Giving service, Your Honor." "You lose.
Something else they had meant
By that sign. When you went,
You wore only a shirt and some shoes." <LIMERIC... | 48,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quentin cox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quentin Cox is a true foppish dandy:
Tailored suit, polished shoes, cane held handy.
But on Saturday nights
He strips off under lights:
Oiled-up pecs, biceps flexed, renamed Randy. <LIMERICK_... | 51,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alopex lives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alopex lives near the pole,
Where he feeds on the marmot and vole,
And wears socks on his feet
In his wintry retreat:
A cosy Alaskan fox-hole. <LIMERICK_END> | 354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'printer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This new printer! I'm pulling out hair.
Seems the cable I need isn't there.
What I need's a connector:
A hi-tech collector
Of bytes my computer can share. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'la eyelash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the waiter arrived with my dish
(Which was angel hair topped with grilled fish),
I hissed, "Sir, you're not fair.
I chose pasta, not hair!
Was a meal à la eyelash my wish?" <LIMERICK_END> | 38,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french horn'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the concert, he looked so forlorn.
He'd forgotten to bring his French horn!
For his instrument, brass,
Had been left in the grass
Where his love to the maiden was sworn. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,293 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'endearment pitch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Two noddies approach in the blue,
Then intense acrobatics ensue.
This form of cavorting
Is ritual courting:
How terns of endearment pitch woo. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,684 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's a lancehead, a fer-de-lance, Mack;
From its bite you might never come back.
Learn to know it and well.
The snake's toxic as hell.
Just your heat could provoke an attack. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,263 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'felt birthing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lots of room I felt birthing pool joy...
...The contractions got stronger. Oh, boy!!
In that bath of warm water,
I delivered a daughter;
Her dad says she gurgled, "Ahoy!" <LIMERICK_END> | 58,499 |
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