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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'throttle try'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's an all-out and full-throttle try;
Nothing's barred—I'll just do it or die!
'Cause when push comes to shove,
Neither money nor love
Will deter me. I tell you no lie! <LIMERICK_END> | 17,930 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cremated ash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My husband, when living, would say,
"What's the point of me working for pay?"
So I scrambled for cash,
Made him cremated ash,
And at last he's now urning his way. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,205 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'said genie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To a fellow who walked with a swish,
Said a genie, "I'll grant you a wish."
"I want coitus a unda"
(A terrible blunda,
Since now the poor guy's a gay fish). <LIMERICK_END> | 43,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'binky budd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Binky Budd bellied up to Biff's bar,
Spewing smoke from a smelly cigar.
Bellowed Bink, "Boys, I think
That I'll smoke and I'll drink
And make love 'til the day I expar!" <LIMERICK_END> | 41,841 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bemoans uncle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My family loves puns, but bemoans
Uncle Ed his bring gut-wrenching groans:
"You hate curling (don't grouse),
Plus you live in a house
Made of glass? Then you shouldn't throw stones!" <LIMER... | 61,465 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old rope'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "My new boyfriend," she said, "imports dope.
C'mon, Pops, put away that old rope.
It's some chemical goo
With a function or two—
You don't think I'm that stupid, I hope." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,562 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some plants point their blooms to the ground;
In my garden they richly abound.
Such a cernuous stance
Doesn't happen by chance:
Saves the bee, hard at work, getting drowned. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,068 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faye drinks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bob and Faye are a couple of DINKs,
Though not wealthy as everyone thinks.
Double Income—No Kids,
But their life's on the skids.
Bob abuses cocaine, and Faye drinks. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boss yelled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To do manual work I was hired,
But from barge-totes and bale-lifts got tired.
So I fell dead asleep
In a slumber so deep
That I snored while the boss yelled, "You're fired!" <LIMERICK_END> | 64,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> OK—so I've put on some weight,
But you're taking a liberty mate!
When I paid you the fee
For my trip on the sea,
Did you mention I'd travel as freight? <LIMERICK_END> | 53,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'discrete blunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With three meanings, completely discrete.
Blunk perhaps is an old linen sheet,
Or a steed or a horse,
Or to turn from your course —
Though all meanings are now obsolete. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'expansionists grew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Expansionists grew the U.S.
(Some might even say to excess)
Again and again,
By a factor of ten,
As more and more land they'd possess. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,452 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'food peristalsis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After food, peristalsis can riot,
To disturb your post-operative quiet,
Which means your digestion
Is brought into question.
The answer? A clear liquid diet. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ampulliform thing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An ampulliform thing?" we might ask;
"This here object that's shaped like a flask?"
Oh ambiguous vessel,
With your nature we wrestle —
Are you dolioform, like a cask? <LIMERICK_END> | 14,449 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brass band'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's the class of a shiny brass band,
Sunday concerts all over the land,
Then the marching band's blare,
And some jazzy affair,
Also marches of Sousa—all grand! <LIMERICK_END> | 38,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baseball'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a baseball game, infields get rough,
Making fielding of grounders real tough.
But a ground crew with drags
Smooths the dirt (no more snags),
So the next ball the players won't muff. <LIMERICK... | 40,564 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dendrophilous critter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They live high with the greatest of ease,
Not on buildings or mountains (they'd freeze!)
But up trunks (where they're fitter).
Each dendrophilous critter
Finds habitat up in the tre... | 32,061 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'iditarod'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Iditarod driver's inspired
To mush through a storm like he's wired.
There's no ifs ands or buts—
There's no doubt that his mutts
Wish he'd call it a day. They're dog-tired. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'need sleep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would kill for a pill I could take
For this dreadful, incredible ache.
I have lain in my bed
With this pain in my head.
I need sleep, but it keeps me awake. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jaundiced young'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A decreasingly jaundiced young fellow
Grew gradually less and less yellow,
But increasingly green
As he eyed his colleen
Most mistrustfully (cf. Othello). <LIMERICK_END> | 30,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desecate grass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you desecate grass, then that day
Marks the start of the making of hay,
For you scythe it all down;
Then the sun turns it brown
As it desiccates, halting decay. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,974 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charging'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sweet wife is the neighborhood whore.
Twenty clients will come through our door
Every night for a screw.
Now she's charging me too?
I can take just so much and no more! <LIMERICK_END> | 45,652 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ember'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Brush an ember, your hand jerks away,
'Cause an efferent nerve's saved the day—
You'll need fewer repairs.
The swift message it bears
Leaves no choice, and your muscles obey. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,457 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'son died'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One son died in a hand grenade blast,
While two other sons both breathed their last
Wearing bombs. I avow
You should love your kids now,
'Cause it's true that they blow up so fast. <LIMERICK_EN... | 13,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bright gewgaws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Fow me sumpn!" my two-year-old cries.
It's so cute, his delight and surprise
As bright gewgaws descend
From the floats without end:
Plastic baubles, but gold in his eyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spider keeps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From one sticky thread (small beginnings)
The spider keeps twisting his spinnings
Till a cobweb is spun,
Wherein flies are undone,
So the spider can trouser his winnings. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sheep blown'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a blistering demagogue, proud
I can get my sheep blown-away wowed.
I arouse them in stages,
I rattle their cages.
Oh boy, can I crank up a crowd! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,618 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'late ate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm eating now (yesterday, ate),
And often I've eaten of late.
Ate's the past tense of eat —
Now the meal is complete,
Though the date with my plate added weight! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,611 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sainted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Through conversancy, I am acquainted
With a woman who's far from the sainted.
I found out first-hand
That she racked up five grand
On my credit card; nearly, I fainted. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'libs flame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Libs flame Donald for what he has written:
By emails and fake news he's bitten.
But I love him extremely
For tweetstorms unseemly;
The meaner he gets, the more smitten. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,368 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forrest timberman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Forrest Timberman works as a frogger—
(That means the same thing as a "logger.")
He loads up the lumber,
Toils for hours without slumber.
This guy—he works hard. Not a slogger. <LIMERI... | 59,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grease monkey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a grease monkey. No, I don't climb
In the trees. It's because of the grime
That I get on my clothes
And my hands and my nose:
It's from working on cars all the time. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,281 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phyllis diller'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Among comics, this lady's a pillar;
And of homemaker's lives a distiller.
Her admirers would hang
On the foibles of Fang—
That's the husband of whom? Phyllis Diller. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,782 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bark'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the brightest white star in the night.
It's a dog, but this canine can't bite.
His bark might be Stern,
Or he could make you yearn
For the dog days of summer delight. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'onstage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With a limited gamut of skills
When onstage, his poor range often kills
The enjoyment I seek
In a play. Just a peek
And I knew that his act held no thrills. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the ring is a heavyweight stiff
Who'll be knocked to the mat in a jiff.
He's incredibly slow,
And a biff from his foe
Brings the smelling salts out for a sniff. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bra'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'll find that she's full of surprises,
Like her bra cups of opposite sizes.
View her right boob for free;
For the left, there's a fee.
And a tandem display? The fee rises. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liege'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He dismounted and knelt in the field,
His fealty boldly revealed.
In the midst of the siege
Shone the marks of his liege,
Emblazoned in gold on his shield. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,361 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tasty libation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "By George, that's a tasty libation!
I'm suffused with the warmest sensation!"
I replied with a frown,
"Hubert, put that flask down—
You've been drinking Mamma's embrocation." <LIMERICK_EN... | 41,865 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grey rock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's heat that you need to acquire,
One grey rock can fulfill your desire.
Strike some steel against flint,
And you'll soon see a glint
That can flare to become blazing fire. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coney island'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coney Island's in Brooklyn, I'd say,
Yet in Singapore, so far away,
There's an island whose name
Is exactly the same,
And in Ireland there's one (Sligo Bay). <LIMERICK_END> | 20,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tim language'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of his writing it's characteristic:
Tim's language is plain, concretistic.
He sticks to the facts,
And he seldom abstracts,
Which can make his long tracts seem simplistic. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'film constipation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Have you heard of the film Constipation?
It's gonna be rocking the nation!
If you haven't, don't pout,
'Cause it's not yet come out.
(They forecast a moving sensation.) <LIMERICK_END> | 41,793 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'besieged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's stressful, my life as a vassal.
We're besieged in my liege's old castle,
And a fortification
(Or contravallation)
They're building outside. What a hassle! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'river runs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's go sailing, our weathervane's showing
A southerly wind that is blowing.
As the river runs north,
It will carry us forth;
Yes, it's downstream our boat will be going. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,147 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boater dear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On my head's a new boater, m'dear.
Come along with me down to the pier.
Now step into my punt—
Take the seat in the front,
While I stand with my pole at the rear. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scene dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our star actress looked sadder and gloomier
As she worked with the our newest costumier.
"This scene's dress is too tight,
But she can't get it right.
I keep begging her—please make it roomie... | 25,672 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'new hampshire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You enter New Hampshire and sigh,
As you've spotted the sign, driving by,
Since you didn't expect
All the tolls they collect
In a state that says "Live Free or Die". <LIMERICK_END> | 20,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'distraction'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You delay and prevent any action.
You're tardy (a point of distraction);
You are dilatory, sir!
I think Freud will concur:
From this trait you derive satisfaction. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'little daisy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Little daisy, thou art the day's eye
Who winkest at length at the sky.
Thou ope'st at first light,
Flashing lashes of white;
Come the eve, thou begin'st to play shy. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He packed up his things in a trunk,
Made no noise, left the bedroom, and slunk
Down the stairs past the cat,
Out the door—that was that.
Who'd a thunk he'd be doing a bunk? <LIMERICK_END> | 11,521 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crossing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Let's go bareback," he wheedles and begs,
Though she risks getting fertilized eggs.
Her suspicion still lingers,
While crossing her fingers,
She should have been crossing her legs. <LIMERICK_EN... | 21,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fig'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its nuts are so heavy, so big,
That they weigh down the branch and the twig
Of the hickory tree
Called the shellbark. You'll see
That its fruits are as big as a fig. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jealousy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's no bed of roses, my life.
I encounter much trouble and strife.
When I see your position
And wealth acquisition,
My jealousy cuts like a knife. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,904 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fence lizards'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Western fence lizards used to abound
On my house and the ground all around.
Now I see very few
Of these blue-bellies. True!
There aren't many, round here, to be found. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,981 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seaman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an exudate flowed from the wound
Of the sailor so cruelly harpooned,
His doctor reflected,
"Your leg's so infected,
I'll remove it." The seaman then swooned. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My sweet swain's a conservative chap—
Barn-door britches—his fly is a flap.
Slightly sloshed but still chipper,
I felt for his zipper,
And found buttons all over his lap. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,117 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anchors aweigh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All the crew was lined up stern to bow.
"Do we have a full complement now?
I will brook no delay;
Time for anchors aweigh.
Ah yes, here comes our moggie." "Meow." <LIMERICK_END> | 35,407 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've an agent I no longer see
Since he nabbed Angelina Jolie.
Now he'll frequently shirk
All the agenting work
He's supposed to be doing for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decticous pupae'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are decticous pupae: they chew
With their newly formed mandibles (two).
But the adecticous kind
Are not that way designed:
Can such pupae then chew? No can do. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,242 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wed songs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a band known as Bread.
To a soft-rocking style they were wed.
Songs like "Make It with You"
(Number 1) and a few
Other hits proved their musical cred. <LIMERICK_END> | 55,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mathematicians dessert'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mathematicians' dessert time is nigh,
And, as always, their theorems apply.
Now, rectangular cakes
Will admit no mistakes,
But some errors taint slices of pi. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,247 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seaweed seems'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It dries on the beach, soft and smelly,
But boils up to an odourless jelly.
Seaweed seems an ironic
Aphrodisiac tonic,
Sold flaccid, in tins at the deli. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pickle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have pain in my gut. What a pickle.
The proctologist said, "Let's not stickle.
Shed your pants and your shirticle;
I'll find your diverticle —
Little pouch filled with ick. This won't tickle." <... | 36,064 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skipping class'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To kids, skipping class makes you cooler,
But St. Jude's has this nun called "The Schooler".
She'll take wood capped with brass
To the truants in class—
Absentation beat down with a ruler.... | 19,736 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scolding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your nagging, your scolding, your goading—
They're the cause of an awful foreboding.
The burden keeps loading;
I feel like exploding.
Our friendship, my dear, is corroding. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,381 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'laziness drives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the pie shop, I'm only a clerk,
And my laziness drives some berserk.
For example, today
My boss twice had to say,
"Stop yer arsin' about. Get to work!" <LIMERICK_END> | 3,169 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'add cabbage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fry some onions and spuds to a hash,
Then add cabbage and give it a bash.
As a child, every week,
I loved bubble and squeak,
Though its posh name is Colcannon mash. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'get caught'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We won't get caught. Don't make a fuss.
Our alibi's perfect, and plus
We're surely above
Suspicion, my love;
They'll never suspect it was us! <LIMERICK_END> | 9,005 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'appear thin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Says my wife: "Dear, we must have a chat."
I think: "Yikes! I'll get called on the mat."
But she asks with chagrin:
"Do I still appear thin?
Does this miniskirt make me look fat?" <LIMERICK_E... | 48,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hot flamage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An inflammatory e-mail or post
In language that's chosen to roast:
Not quiet conversation,
But blunt confrontation,
Hot flamage will turn you to toast. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sport biofouling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When your ship is at sea or in port,
Certain microbes will sometimes make sport,
Biofouling a part
So the engines won't start.
Both your patience and circuits get short. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,210 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kibble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll have beer, and ice cream in a cup,
And some kibble to give to my pup,
Plus those barbecued chips,
Pack of Kools (filter tips),
And what else? Let me see. Stick 'em up! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,815 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lump'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It started as ovum plus sperm;
In my womb it's beginning to squirm.
Now it's not just a lump:
They have measured crown-rump,
And the length shows it's almost at term. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood vessels'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Blood vessels—the arteries and veins—
Are the pipelines your body contains.
If they ever get blocked
'Cause some fat has them locked,
Infarctions impend, making pains. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'frank commander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm not planning a dis or a slander,
But I'll tell you with maximum candor
That our navy went blank
When they raised him in rank
And made Fainthearted Frank a commander. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lobster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They're in line for the lobster with brie,
But a lass says, "Alas, not for me."
The poor girl's anorexic,
Moreover, dyslexic,
And thus forms a queue for a pea. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,344 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ceremonial dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Premier guessed to dress for success
In his best ceremonial dress.
He'd appear more impressive,
In gear less excessive,
Were his government less of a mess. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,762 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmological constant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cosmological constant: a term
That astronomers use to affirm
Just how quickly the world
Has expanded and hurled
Into space—not how curled is my perm. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,716 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foregoing beliefs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You'd apostatize? Leave and forsake
Your foregoing beliefs, and you'd make
The decision to switch
So that now you're a witch?
Jesus wept! This is one big mistake. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,900 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blood thinner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Each morning, a father and daughter
Are taking their pills, as they oughter,
Lest their proneness to clot
Causes organs to rot.
So, is blood thinner thicker than water? <LIMERICK_END> | 20,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'turn clockwise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every hand of most clocks in creation
Engages in dextrogyration.
I could easily say,
"They turn clockwise," but, hey,
I prefer more arcane conversation. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinook'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chinook took a look, as it swam;
"I'm a schnook! It's the Bonneville Dam!
All its monstrous concrete
Will mean certain defeat!
I'm a sorrowful salmon, I am!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'intelligence level'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Intelligence level should never
Be judged upon earnest endeavour.
Through experience, I find
Exercising the mind
Doesn't actually make you more clever. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acne severe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I regret that I told my girl June
That her face made me think of the moon:
"Yeah, it's craterous, dear,
When your acne's severe."
I'll be leaving the hospital soon. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arm length'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just how far is an arm's length away?
If you stretch can you reach it, or nay?
When they claim with a grin
"You're an armshot within,"
Are they pulling your leg, so to say? <LIMERICK_END> | 25,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'magician charmed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In this book Lewis sets out the scene:
There are worlds with a wood in between.
Nephew Digory brings
The Magician's charmed rings—
He wants Mum's health through Aslan's vaccine. <LIMERIC... | 17,704 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mars bars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Don't gorge on those Mars bars like that!
Why, dear Matt, you're as fat as a vat.
You'll become diabetic."
"Mom, this is dietetic—
See, there's twelve grams of dietary fat!" <LIMERICK_END> | 39,662 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rotated nuts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With this versatile tool, you can clench
And assemble a mail-order bench.
But I rotated nuts
All day long, like a putz,
With a broken adjustable wrench! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'father snores'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She arose from a bliss that was deep,
Knowing baby, now crying, will keep
Up his wailing, till food
Eases tummy and mood—
While his father snores on: fast asleep. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cold frame'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the window will open and tilt,
Early lettuces grow and won't wilt.
A cold frame will win
By keeping warmth in—
It's recycled, or else custom-built. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,648 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agglomerate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was snowboarding, took a great fall,
And I tumbled downhill, through a mall.
Snow and books, fudge and shoes,
In a mass they would fuse—
An agglomerate (big, jumbled ball). <LIMERICK_END> | 14,657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wilfred owen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "It is sweet and becoming to die
For your country," you say? Well, just try
Telling that to some Joe
In Baghdad, where they know
Wilfred Owen was right. It's a lie. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ferry bridge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When boarding or leaving a boat,
The structure one uses, I note
Called a ferry bridge, rides
Up and down with the tides
With one end on the wharf, one afloat. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,556 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bebop jazz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a club in the forties he sat—
Of those swingers, the funkiest cat.
He would play bebop jazz,
Soulful, rhythmic pizzazz.
Man, that bebopper never played flat. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'first oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The first oil well? Please, make no mistake.
Colonel Edwin L. Drake takes the cake.
If some Texan should say
That his state led the way,
You can tell him: "Go jump in the lake!" <LIMERICK_END> | 60,851 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chalk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a pitcher is charged with a balk,
Then all runners on base get to walk
Once the ump gives the word;
Thus a runner on third
Can then trot down that line made of chalk. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dephosphorization chore'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dephosphorization's a chore,
But a boob with a tube made me roar:
"Why the catheter, Fred?"
"What? It's just like you said—
I'm removing the P from the ore." <LIMERICK_END> | 34,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'club rush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of my seat I was right on the edge,
Shouting "Mush!" to the dogs, from my sledge,
But my zeal for that seal
(With my club) was not real,
For a club rush is bulrush, or sedge. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'molly lost'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the night a young schoolgirl named Molly
Lost her doggy and Mel, her dear dolly.
But by looking around,
Dog and doll she soon found;
She was happy to feel Mel 'n' collie. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,064 |
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