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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'football supporter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A football supporter was Dee,
And a Chelsea F.C. devotee,
Until he was sighted
At West Ham United—
An unresolved mystery to me. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheaper buy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At the discount stores, maybe you'd druther
Find a cheaper buy, less than another
More pricey one? Get
The brand X: you can bet
That they're quite alike, one and the other. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,127 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'archaic emmove'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Several verbs mean "to rouse or excite,"
Like the sound of a fire alarm might.
Can we really improve
On archaic emmove?
Seems to me that old word says it right! <LIMERICK_END> | 44,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'innate alexander'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of the Gordian Knot, Ancients sing,
'Loose its ties and of Asia be King!'
But this skill not innate,
Alexander the Great
Drew his blade and just diced the darn thing. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,781 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'uncle rodney'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Uncle Rodney can't get no respect;
His contempt for his kin goes unchecked.
He derides his compeers,
Sticks his thumbs in his ears,
Shows despect to them all, in effect. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,718 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'louie booed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the opera had reached its conclusion,
We all gasped. Then a mighty effusion
Of emotion ensued.
Though we cheered, Louie booed;
He was rude—an unwelcome intrusion. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,703 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'child pornography'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The time served in prison for child
Pornography shouldn't be mild.
Lock 'em up those who traffic
In images, graphic,
Of minors, their pureness defiled. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,944 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cutchery savoury'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cutchery: a savoury dish
Made from spices, boiled rice, eggs and fish.
Though the spices are hot,
The fish, that is not —
Though the whole is served hot if you wish. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,719 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fighting war'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're fighting a war of attrition,
You must throw away all inhibition.
Then despite people's cries,
You exhaust all supplies
Until nothing remains but submission. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,190 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pool'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My new pool is amygdaloidal.
Of this fact, there could be no avoidal.
Its almond shape's fine
For me and all mine,
'Cause at least it ain't shaped hemorrhoidal. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,026 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'formerly erst'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Meaning "long ago," "formerly," erst
Can also be read as "at first."
Its source is Germanic.
Of course, I don't panic,
Though my German was erst simply "worst." <LIMERICK_END> | 49,164 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bones possessed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> About it, my friends, make no bones:
I'm possessed of some serious stones.
And my daringness shows
When I'm dipping my toes
Into uncharted bathwater zones. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,954 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sport'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A sport. (That's a meaningless game,
Bringing undeserved fortune and fame
To its players.*) The scoop:
Toss a ball through a hoop;
Stop opponents from doing the same. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,912 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'soft stone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're working a block of soft stone
To construct the high king a new throne.
So his bloomers won't snag,
You should use a steel drag,
So the surface you smoothly can hone. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ibm overdue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My broker said, "Buy some Big Blue,"
'Cause he heard IBM's overdue
For its stock to start climbing.
What terrible timing!
It dropped, now I'm blue. Should I sue? <LIMERICK_END> | 6,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contribution plan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The defined-contribution plan trap:
Just deduct fixed amounts it's a snap!
But there's no guarantee
How much money you'll see:
Your retirement fund might be crap. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,659 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thy surmises'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thy surmises are prithee, don't bellow —
Exsufflicate. Listen, old fellow,
They're silly and hollow.
Inane! Dost thou follow?
Think twice ere thou killst her, Othello. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,036 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anemones clash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When tides flow, anemones clash:
Polyps creep in a real-estate dash.
Swollen tentacle-things,
Acrorhagi with stings,
Drive invaders away with the lash. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,881 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weigh pills'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now I understand units of weight
That apothecaries think are just great.
Dram and scruple (plus grain)
Will not drive me insane,
And will help me weigh pills for my mate. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,801 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was grubbing out roots in the field
To make way for a garden to yield
Nice fresh veggies for ma
And some weed for my pa.
Now the trick's keeping that half concealed. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,332 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinese auctions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chinese auctions are not what you think.
Bid for Chinamen? No, that would stink.
You buy tickets galore,
To win junk you adore;
A huge bet won this awesome stuffed skink! <LIMERICK_END> | 57,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'branchless'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I bought trees from a fellow named Frank
For my ranch; then my fortunes just sank.
All the trees turned out branchless
And soon I'll be ranchless;
What else turned out branchless? My bank. <LI... | 16,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anolis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anolis: a genus of lizard
That's rarely found out in a blizzard;
They're chameleons that,
At the drop of a hat,
Can disguise themselves, just like a wizard. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,225 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'martinis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Caveman Dana devised a device—
A tool—one for chopping up ice,
Which in winter's cold grip
Saved him many a slip.
Then in summer, martinis were nice. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'led'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though he'd led since the start of the race,
I was willing to take on the chase,
So I put on a burst,
Caught him, went into first
And then kept up that punishing pace. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,638 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boxers appearing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Both the boxers appearing tonight
Have a tendency, sadly, to bite.
Both will head butt a man
And will kick when they can,
So it looks like a good, even fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,790 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Eighty-seven years past, a new nation
Took equality as its foundation.
Can this nation endure?
We must fight to be sure."
Abe eclipsed Edward Everett's Oration. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aguada tribes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Argentine culture of yore,
The Aguada tribes lived, and what's more,
They made copper and bronze
Things, like vases and swans,
And some pottery people adore. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,617 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vitis labrusca'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Folks think Vitis labrusca's divine;
We may eat them, sometimes, when we dine.
And we make jams and jellies
That gladden our bellies
From these fox grapes—but best is the wine. <LIMERICK_E... | 54,632 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tux'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm investing at last in a tux,
And this label connotes certain luxe.
Yes, I have to confess
That I'm out to impress,
So I'll need to fork out the big bucks. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bifold lexemes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bifold lexemes unfold, gently ringing;
Twofold sonance unrolled, softly swinging;
Every concept expressed
Using lyrics compressed
Into doublets, duets, ever singing. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ufos could'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A rocket or spacecraft, I've heard,
Like a plane, can be labeled a bird.
And I guess UFOs
Could as well, although those
I must say are completely absurd. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,965 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'remorse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Most avulsions are cause for remorse:
Witness streams that abruptly change course,
Or how Aztec and Maya
Appeased their gods via
Bloody gifts made with heart-wrenching force. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dhanurasana yogis'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dhanurasana, yogis should know,
Is a backbend, like bending a bow.
On your belly you rest,
Lifting legs, head, and chest,
Reaching backwards, and grabbing each toe. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,030 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roundworm nematode'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With my microscope's great stereopsis,
See this worm we call Fasciolopsis.
Not a roundworm (a nematode),
It's a genus of trematode.
Of my findings, you've had a synopsis. <LIMERICK_EN... | 51,979 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeing bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You have left the museum, I guess.
It was not your intent to egress.
From what you inferred
You'd be seeing a bird —
Mr. Barnum has caused you distress. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weatherman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The weatherman shows the formation
Of a system that bodes wet vacation.
Oh, must he say "rain"?
Wish he'd lessen the pain
And instead speak of "devaporation." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,036 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bottomless pit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My poor earth-closet, when I don't sit
On its throne, has a bottomless pit,
But I do, as a rule.
See, I'm just an old fool
And I really love hav— (now I'll quit). <LIMERICK_END> | 42,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nut covering'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's this weirdo disturbing my shop.
I step out, try to flag down a cop.
When I turn back around,
The nut's covering ground
Like the wind, dodging traffic non-stop. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,649 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taxicab hail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the cops we had better drag tail,
Or we'll find ourselves soon back in jail.
Don't delay, we must start
Right away to depart.
Car won't start? Damn that taxicab hail! <LIMERICK_END> | 65,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deer know'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a driver who stays between lines,
Eschews speed and avoids any fines.
There is one thing unclear
And that's how do the deer
Know to cross at those bright yellow signs. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'megafad hannah'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's consider pop icons: first, Vanna,
Then the megafad Hannah Montana —
Both modestly dressed,
And normally tressed,
Unlike spokesfruit Chiquita Banana. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bracteose plant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's one of those obvious facts:
Any bracteose plant has got bracts,
Like the beautiful red
Plants at Christmas—it's said
That the bract, not the petal, attracts. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'light'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'd have thought that the prospects were bleak
To complete such a task in a week:
In the beginning was Night,
Until "Let there be Light!"
Showed Your awesome creative technique. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'multitudinous sperm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Over time, multitudinous sperm
(A gazillion) have set out to squirm
Because that's what they do.
Just a relative few
Have pierced ova and made it to term. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,943 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'palin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We see Washington wonks overwhelm
Sarah Palin. She entered that realm
As McCain's VP pick.
If he wins and gets sick,
There's a babe in the woods at the helm. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,700 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'delightsome word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may think the locution is frightful,
But delightsome's a word for "delightful."
"Fancy talking," you scoff,
"It's your mouth running off!"
Don't be spiteful. The wording is rightful.... | 33,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'thinner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mate, I reckon you're onto a winner—
All you need is to ease up on dinner.
She told me her kind
Are the blokes she can't find...
You'll be harder to spot if you're thinner. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,443 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'waged genocide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They waged genocide. Many were lost.
By our soldiers, their border's now crossed.
Does success have a measure
Of blood and of treasure?
We ask, "What's it worth? At what cost?" <LIMERICK_... | 52,833 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'back'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A back-up that offers you nerve,
A reliever who's known for his curve,
And the White House's wings
Are auxiliary things,
Supplemental or kept in reserve. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roll sevens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Just roll sevens, Pops. That's what you do,"
So I picked up the dice and I threw.
They stopped rolling, then,"Aces,"
He called, "in both places,"
Announcing I'd just rolled a two. <LIMERICK_... | 56,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drill pipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This drill pipe? It comes with the kit,
And brings drilling mud down to the bit.
It is made of joined tubes
That assist when it lubes.
You'll admit it's a pretty good fit. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,419 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'leprosy treatment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Once, leprosy treatment would be
Oil squeezed from the seeds of a tree.
We can all now rejoice:
The new treatment of choice
Is much better, all doctors agree. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fallout great'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Bomb gave my mom great alarm:
"We need shelter from fallout's great harm!"
So we dug with our picks
And we built one of bricks,
Though we lived in the sticks on a farm. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geronimo quite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Geronimo's quite bloody-handed:
He's murderous." Settlers demanded
His punishment, yet,
Can we ever forget
His defense, made in words clear and candid? <LIMERICK_END> | 23,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My rivulets zigzag and muddle:
I'm rounding up ants in a puddle.
As they frantically race,
With my finger I trace
An amoebous design to befuddle. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nathan procures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When Nathan procures his acates
He buys foodstuffs at chefs' wholesale rates.
With fresh herbs—by the crate—
Nate makes salads so great
That his guests lick each bit from their plates. <L... | 2,816 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word actor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you find yourself Hollywood-bound,
The word actor is bound to confound,
Since an actress may be
Also called this, you see.
(But it's never the other way 'round.) <LIMERICK_END> | 58,158 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'defibrinate blood'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To defibrinate blood from a cow,
You just stir it with twigs from a bough.
For a drink smooth as silk,
You then mix it with milk—
If your God and traditions allow. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,548 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dc comics'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> DC Comics has entered the fray
With a hero who's super and gay.
"I'll fight all crime daily,"
Green Lantern said gaily.
"I'm out of the closet—hooray!" <LIMERICK_END> | 46,033 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dugout canoe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Let's elope in my dugout canoe.
We can bid friends and neighbours adieu,
And sail off 'cross the sea
In my hollowed-out tree
With a crew of just two—me and you. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'theft'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The thief was committing a theft,
When his getaway car simply left.
Setting off an alarm
With a twitch of his arm
Wasn't clever or dexterous or deft. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,592 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'existence wage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My existence wage keeps me alive,
But you can't really say that I thrive.
Though I've somewhere to stay,
And I eat every day,
I earn barely enough to survive. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,002 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spiro keats'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Spiro Keats, the Greek poet, is crazy.
His romantical habits are lazy.
He will lie on his back
And imagine dawn's crack
To be pinkish and auric and hazy. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smitty kirk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Behind files piling high, he would lurk;
If you caught his attention, he'd smirk.
He would shirk all his work
Then behave like a jerk—
Smitty Kirk, our esteemed city clerk. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,239 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'falconet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Falconet is a multi-use word:
In Australia and Asia, a bird;
A small cannon of brass;
A French sculptor with class;
And a drone used for targets, I've heard. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,982 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boardsailing ride'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To skim o'er the waves while you stand
On a board with a sail may seem grand,
But a boardsailing ride
In light winds that subside,
Might force you to swim for the land. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lewd'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's hard work on a collier, God knows,
For the culm quickly blackens our clothes.
So we're not being lewd
If we work in the nude;
For a coal porter, anything goes! <LIMERICK_END> | 26,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'octave begins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every octave begins with a C
And contains the notes B, D and E.
A and F fill the score
But there's room for one more —
It's that great sounding note known as G. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,331 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bison nice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the buffalo roam by your home
And this grass is what grows in your loam,
Don't discourage the herd:
It's the forage preferred
By all bison—a nice 'un, is brome. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dumping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a person I'm trying to be —
One who's better. It's hard. You agree?
But I'll speak out of love,
As I've risen above
All this crap that you're dumping on me. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,715 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fasting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My profligate ways need recasting,
So I'll pray during two weeks of fasting.
Mustn't beg the Lord's grace
While I'm stuffing my face—
Play this right, I'll have life everlasting. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,018 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caption corker'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A cartoon that I recently saw
Has a bothersome technical flaw:
It's in April's New Yorker;
The caption's a corker.
Too bad the cartoonist can't draw. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abscondence'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abscondence a fugitive's hiding,
In a place of concealment abiding;
And that's a safe place
Except in the case
Of searchers and sought coinciding. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,928 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forfeited bail'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's possessed of a criminal mind;
He got caught where the justice ain't blind.
First he forfeited bail,
Then was sent off to jail.
Watch for headlines tomorrow: Con Fined. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,467 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dressed in lycra, to thrill boyfriend Mike,
When long-leggèd Lou mounts her bike,
She glows in her pose,
For she knows that she shows
That part of a body men like. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,322 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'court order'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The proceeding in court is dramatic,
And the judge throws him out. I'm ecstatic!
With a formal court order,
He's no longer a boarder.
(Now he's living upstairs in the attic.) <LIMERICK_END> | 24,013 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'congressmen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Call your congressmen—tell them to show
Up for work now and then, and not go
On their trips to get checks
So to finance their next
Re-election campaign with our dough! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'remarked bezek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You have cut off my thumbs and big toes,"
Remarked Bezek's bold king. "So it goes—
I've done similar things
To some seventy kings—
It's no bolt from the blue, the Lord knows." <LIMERICK_E... | 13,197 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'egghead person'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An egghead's a person whose brain
Is sated with matters arcane.
It might well be true
That he knows more than you —
But his knowledge is rarely germane. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hike'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A foot-propelled transport's the bike
(Or with three wheels you'd call it a trike).
Such a vehicle goes
By what's joined to your toes.
You can ride, so you don't have to hike. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'posh'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When disaster and shame seemed to blend,
I got help from my posh British friend:
"It looks bad, but this tosh
Will come out in the wash —
Things will sort themselves out in the end." <LIMERICK_END> | 58,673 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blister copper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When refining a cuprous ore, mister,
One step's a black mass with a blister;
But no worries, for sure,
What we've got's almost pure.
Blister copper's here, soon it will glister. <LIMERICK_... | 15,351 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooklyn bridge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Brooklyn Bridge spans the East River.
It was also a band with a sliver
Of chart success: "Worst
That Could Happen." Reversed
Fortune followed. They couldn't deliver. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dyspnoea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He suffers from asthma and hence
His dyspnoea's often intense,
Thus sadly he's prone
To pant hard on the 'phone—
That's the core of my client's defence. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,634 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old rags'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I attempted to toss in the trash
Some old rags from my wife's linen stash.
But she reached in the sack
And snatched all the cloth back:
"They're not rags; they're not used; they're called crash.... | 27,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'amantadine helps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Amantadine helps you get through
A contagion that breaks out anew.
Many viruses might
Make facsimiles, right?
Well, sick families are made by the flu. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'matter orbits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Matter orbits or curves or stays straight,
Solid, liquid, or gaseous in state,
But how atoms are placed—
Close or far, how they're spaced—
Makes its denseness, or per-volume weight. <LIMERI... | 30,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'children rebel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We exposed all our kids to the best,
To fine music and food, without rest.
But it's parenting hell
That our children rebel
By their choices of what to detest. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,180 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black irish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You may hear the Fir Bolg were the root,
Or Iberian Celts. For it's moot
Where Black Irish arose,
Or quite how. No one knows.
But brown eyes and black hair's the rare fruit. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,584 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those with doughtiness always are brave—
Think of Spartacus, rebel ex-slave.
Also: Churchill, Mandela,
And maybe that fella
At Wrigley who won't do The Wave. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,359 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bev'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bev is buxom, and blatantly blessed
With a beautiful, bounteous breast.
She's aware you will stare,
For it's rare such a pair
Is laid bare through a saggy string vest. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,942 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheerfulness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can't help but think that our cheerfulness
Is the short term result of our beerfulness.
Though we smile while we're drinking,
Too soon, I keep thinking,
Our cheer could well veer into tear... | 19,499 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rule demands'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our authority's derivate, gained
From our Lord, we have ever maintained.
Thus, to question our rule
Demands censure not cruel
But condign as received, never strained. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crossjack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The crossjack's the lowermost sail
On the mizzenmast don't let it flail,
But just let her rip,
And away goes our ship.
We're off now to catch us a whale! <LIMERICK_END> | 35,753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have dozens and dozens of plants
From my dozens of uncles and aunts,
And it's true I have dozens
And dozens of cousins
With dozens of rips in their pants. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I've developed a crush on a lush,
But she's asked me to keep it hush-hush.
She's stressed and repressed
And she says I'm a pest —
Seems she's not in a rush to gush gush! <LIMERICK_END> | 30,393 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'high tide'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sails filling, we waved. No more crowds.
Then stiff breezes were tugging the shrouds
At the channels 'long side.
Would we make the high tide,
And outrun those dark, threatening clouds? <LIMERIC... | 43,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'play bingo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They've a curious culture, by Jingo,
And their own quite peculiar lingo—
Kelly's eye, lucky seven,
Snakes alive, legs eleven:
They're the ladies who like to play bingo. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'urban spaceman'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Urban Spaceman" was witty, well-made,
And the anthem of our brigade,
'Cause this song was so swell—
We were under a spell,
When the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band played. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,675 |
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