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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abscess evolves'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an abscess evolves where you sit,
It's a bother to wonder if it
Might require a deep cut
(A real pain in the butt);
Though, with luck, it'll pop like a zit. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,489 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'inner harbor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Inner Harbor is host to the throng.
Water taxis and cars speed along,
Bearing people to play
Amid scents of Old Bay:
Busy Baltimore's still going strong. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,236 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedbugs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I crawled in with a tootsie named Cass,
But her cooties assembled en masse.
I abandoned my lust
And leapt up in disgust
As her bedbugs made hash of my ass. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,747 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darkroom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Close the door! You just gave me a fright.
It's a darkroom and shouldn't be bright.
If the film in the tray
Is exposed in that way,
It will blacken, destroyed by the light. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carrot cake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I first heard the term carrot cake,
I thought, "Who in their right mind would make
A dessert out of carrots?
Perhaps this dish merits
A drink like a nice broccoli shake?" <LIMERICK_END> | 17,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Six a.m., cup o' joe, eyes a-squinch,
Could I write five more lines in a pinch?
In my briefs I'll chase luck:
Inspiration just struck,
So I'll wait to change out of my ginch. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,323 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deciduous tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> One deciduous tree is the beech,
Up to eighty feet tall it will reach,
With an edible nut,
And smooth bark you can cut,
It is kin to the oak, not the peach. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,827 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'john wayne'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you tell him John Wayne was a gay,
Always wearing a horsehair toupee,
And rode only a mule,
This badaud of a fool
Will believe and repeat what you say. <LIMERICK_END> | 12,340 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nearby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though I know they are far, far away,
I can see them nearby hard at play.
Their joyful embrace,
Their tears on my face,
Sweep them home, in a flash: Father's Day. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,041 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trade silks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You trade silks? A great journey awaits.
Use our entrepot out by the Straits.
There's no tariff, no tax;
You can trust us. Relax.
We'll transship at competitive rates. <LIMERICK_END> | 45,355 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'second pie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As soon as she said "Does this skirt…"
Some insanity led me to blurt
With no thought: "…make you fat?
No, I think it was that
Second pie that you had for dessert!" <LIMERICK_END> | 27,682 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chloroma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A chloroma's no cause for good humor,
Should your marrow develop this tumor.
In UV, red is seen,
But its color is green.
It's leukemic. And none of that's rumor. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,692 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'stolen goods'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> While the brigand who lived in the woods
With his band full of plundering hoods
Worked to level his tariff
On traffic, the sheriff
Made off with the thief's stolen goods. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horsemen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's an outdoor sport, cross-country riding,
Which gives horsemen a feel for deciding
How to ride the right way
Over obstacles, say,
When in search of a fox who's in hiding. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'truck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "This car gives you bang for your buck,"
Said the salesman, "And boy, you're in luck!
What a beaut—I'm sincere!
Might not run, might not steer,
But it's cheap if you trade in your truck." <LIMERICK... | 9,813 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kitsch'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Only kitsch is on sale in this store:
Early Battersea—gaudy decor.
Overwrought and obtrusive,
Its allure is elusive.
They have everything here I deplore. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,854 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'put antlers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Put antlers on mice? What a laugh!
The weight would just cut them in half.
But they don't look so queer
On an elk or a deer.
There are tiny ones on a giraffe. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,404 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anglican stew'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A coven of witches in Crewe
Makes a very fine Anglican stew:
Boil 'em up, let 'em thicken
And they taste just like Wiccan—
You can get them in bulk, by the pew! <LIMERICK_END> | 11,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'citric fruits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See the tart citric fruits in a heap
Where they're placed in the hope that they'll keep.
Though you might think that hay
Is the crop makes me stay,
It is verses, in fact, that I reap. <LIME... | 29,563 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maypole round'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Not a maypole, round which one may dance,
Nor the South Pole's Antarctic expanse,
You'll find Europol solving
Some cases involving
Two countries, like Belgium and France. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flute'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a month of his flute you've endured,
You'll be used to his music, enured.
Then your headaches will cease,
And your patience increase,
And you'll listen in peace—be assured. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,595 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'genie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the genie, "Great wealth?" This she nixed.
The old maid had a dog (breed was mixed).
"Make this mongrel a man."
*POOF!* Her woes then began:
"Aren't you sorry for having me fixed?" <LIMERICK_E... | 52,708 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sky'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a ceiling of stars in the sky.
It's a canopy pleasing the eye
On a clear summer night
When no clouds are in sight
And I lie in the grass getting high. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,880 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'port coaling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I went on a seaside vacation,
I found, to my great consternation,
That time after time
I was covered with grime
Which came from the port's coaling station. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'father shea'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> No, I'm not, Father Shea, broken-hearted
That my helpmeet has passed. Boy, it smarted
(Since she'd call me her "fool",
And was terribly cruel)
When you called that dead hag "dear departed". <... | 61,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'auxotrophy stops'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When constructing a fungal disease
Against weeds, or perhaps against fleas,
Make it hunger for food
That will not be renewed.
This auxotrophy stops a reprise. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,627 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aldo ached'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Scents of death in the wind growing heady,
Cinquedea in hand, keen and ready,
Aldo ached for the fight,
And to thrust left and right,
If his traitorous legs would just steady. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,916 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cape air'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cape Air has a ten-thirty flight
Out of Boston—let's take it tonight.
I've planned an escape
To a place on the Cape
For a weekend of non-stop delight. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'midsummer bash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bring your passion, your lover, your cash
To our annual Midsummer Bash.
Once the gala ignites
With its festival lights,
Raise some hell; they'll blink out in a flash. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apprehensiveness never'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Apprehensiveness never once fails
To take all the wind from my sails.
The worry I feel
May be slightly unreal,
But I've bitten off all of my nails. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,211 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When young Will is alone with his Myrtle,
Lusty thoughts turn to lifting her kirtle;
She accepts, when they meet,
All his compliments sweet,
But soon learns that he yearns just to furtle. <LIMERICK... | 54,369 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cranial inversion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Donno why his self-image is swollen;
Lord knows the guy's far from a Solon.
His head needs emersion —
Anal-cranial inversion
Has him viewing the world through his colon. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,960 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'charlatan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A charlatan's one who, with greed
And with vanity, sets out to bleed
Cash from those in ill-health.
Through deceit, lies and stealth,
He pretends he's the expert they need. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swell'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My stomach just started to swell.
It was caused by a single sperm cell.
What had started as fun
Became known as my son;
But at any rate all ended well. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,639 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'toothbrush'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A toothbrush and toothpaste are cheap.
To your teeth, though, you don't give a bleep.
Now the dentinal section
Of your tooth needs correction—
This cavity's deep... deep... deep... deep... <LI... | 44,986 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'note cardiologists'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Advice to the lovelorn seems smart
In all matters concerning your heart,
All excepting the note
Cardiologists wrote
And attached to your medical chart. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,625 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'climate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> All-year summer's the climate for me.
And my neighbours and friends all agree.
Since throughout all the year
We've no cold spells to fear
Here in Kenya, we're warm as can be. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,994 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cancel candida'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Candida albicans plan:
To discomfit each woman and man.
No if, buts, or maybes—
It starts when we're babies.
Cancel candida? Can we? We can! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,688 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chinese yam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chinese yam, as the Chinese attest,
Eases coughs, and will help you digest
While it lowers blood fat —
And it's food! Fancy that!
In the US, some call it a pest. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'constantly shiver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When she moved to Quebec from the Keys,
She would constantly shiver and sneeze,
Since she skimped preparation
(Acclimatisation)
For ice-storms that howled round her knees. <LIMERICK_END... | 2,178 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If my vow of abstention you'll heed,
Then I'm sure you'll fare well: you'll succeed.
For that plays a fair part
In winning my heart,
And perhaps to the altar 'twill lead. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,995 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crooked gamblers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Crooked gamblers had fixed the first play
I appeared in, I'm sorry to say.
It was clear at the end
A new ending was penned
When Rhett Butler said, "OK, I'll stay." <LIMERICK_END> | 53,843 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alluvial fan'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're now camped by the deep, icy loch,
Near fanglomerate rock, and take stock.
Picture this, if you can:
An alluvial fan,
Now compressed to a concrete-like block. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,768 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'psychoanalysts often'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Psychoanalysts often confirm
Strange behaviour by using this term;
The ideas you suppress
May result in distress—
With a complex, you'll struggle and squirm. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desperate measures'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Desperate measures, when all else has failed,
Are the actions most likely entailed
In a last-ditch attempt,
From which no one's exempt,
To repel those by whom they're assailed. <LIMERI... | 30,103 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'click move'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Move your cursor until it's on top
Of an item or text, and then stop.
With your mouse you now click,
Move, let go, that's the trick—
A technique that they call drag and drop. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,362 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue dress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's my boss whom I wish to impress,
So I'm wearing a lovely blue dress.
He had better beware—
Wait! The dress has a tear!
Please help! I'm in awful distress! <LIMERICK_END> | 33,006 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'green issues'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This revised EIA is depressing;
"Green" issues galore need addressing.
This appraisal projects
Some horrendous effects.
Did the tree-huggers do the assessing?! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,878 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromatophil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chromatophil: word that applies
To histology slides, I surmise.
A thin tissue slice,
From humans or mice,
Stains readily, treated with dyes. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,279 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black swans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Black swans? Utter rot! Inconceivable!"
Never seen, therefore deemed unbelievable,
Till the first ones were found—
Now they're symbols renowned
For the doubtful, absurd, yet achievable. <LIM... | 27,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'custer shrugged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Custer shrugged, "I'm beginning to rue
Reckless actions and brave derring-do,
'Cuz my cavalry charge
Has encountered a large
Band of litigants, planning to Sioux." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,188 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adele enchanted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fascinating woman, Adele;
I'm enchanted and under her spell.
My attention she's captured,
I'm rapt and enraptured,
Perhaps I'm in love can you tell? <LIMERICK_END> | 50,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ballerina'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ballerina in full arabesque
Was a sight nothing short of grotesque.
All her closest friends say,
"You've no place in ballet,
But you might do quite well in burlesque!" <LIMERICK_END> | 2,201 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anagram'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I love words; I can't leave them alone.
Moving letters, I make them my own.
And with this kind of change
To the "Amazon range"
I create my own "anagram zone." <LIMERICK_END> | 516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cellulase word'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here is cellulase, word that appalls.
It's confusing, and that's why it galls.
It's like cellulose, though
With an "a" not an "o."
It's an enzyme that breaks down cell walls. <LIMERICK_END... | 16,671 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boot bessie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Billy chewed on a dirty old boot.
Bessie said, "You're a crazy galoot!"
Bill said, "That I refute,
But I don't give a hoot,
Because I'm not a man, I'm a goot." <LIMERICK_END> | 62,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'champagne bubbling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Champagne is a region in France,
While champagne, bubbling wine, builds romance.
It's the second fermenting
That leads to the venting
Of gas at each New Year's Eve dance. <LIMERICK_END... | 14,558 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'declaw cat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's horrid for one to declaw
A cat it's a part of his paw.
It's cruel amputation,
And mean mutilation.
In Europe, it's breaking the law. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,244 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'costume'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her costume was made very gaudily.
At her neckline her breasts hung out bawdily,
But we paid the most mind
To her bustle behind
Where it guided our scrutiny caudally. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,597 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darner'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A darner is someone who darns,
Fixing socks with a needle and yarns.
It's a dragonfly too—
I just spotted a few
Flying over the meadows and tarns. <LIMERICK_END> | 28,286 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hooper present'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mr Hooper's retirement gift
Was a timepiece too heavy to lift.
"What's this clock made of, lead?"
He exclaimed—then dropped dead.
"Hooper's present no longer," we sniffed. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'devil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the old adiabolist claim
That the devil is only a name.
He doesn't exist,
So you shouldn't insist
That he made you ring up an old flame. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,116 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exit exam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My exit exam? Hey, no prob.
Aced the sucker! The Radical Mob
Was my major in school.
I have mastered mob rule,
But this graduate can't find a job. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,164 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carbon build'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On exhaust valves and piston crowns too,
Carbon build-up means strip-down time's due.
Engine running's improved
When the carbon's removed,
Which decarburization will do. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pneumonia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An allergic young woman named Sonya
Found that flowers had caused her pneumonia.
Bring her not a bouquet,
Or she'll angrily say,
"Go away! Now be gone, you begonia!" <LIMERICK_END> | 4,550 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chopfallen batter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The ball park was emptied of fans,
Who'd left in their coupes and sedans.
The chopfallen batter
Saw pennant hopes shatter
And knew it had been in his hands. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,401 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Physics Department, impressed
By a lecture today from a guest,
Heard "The A-test—My Story."
But his tale was so gory,
To its truthfulness none could attest. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'penny stamps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Penny-ha'penny stamps, please take note,
Cost three ha'pence: three eighths of a groat.
Such terms sound quite funny;
We're talking old money:
"Pre-decimal, British", I quote. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,413 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'phone'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm unable to answer my phone,
Having left this machine all alone.
Do not suffer a lack
Of my calling you back.
Say your piece after hearing the tone." <LIMERICK_END> | 59,957 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'piers anthony'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Piers Anthony's very prolific;
His body of work's beatific!
He starts work at eight,
Like my old office mate,
And his novels still come out terrific! <LIMERICK_END> | 36,038 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'old priest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Now and then, the old priest gets an urge
To do something that's daring, to splurge.
But with water that's holy,
He'd never splash. Slowly,
With care, he prepares to asperge. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'poke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "An excipient's used when a drug
Is too potent to take as one slug—
Which is why, in your poke,
There's more chalk than there's coke"
(Says your dealer, who thinks you're a mug). <LIMERICK_END> | 48,726 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'test coke'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though the car-buying gurus suggest
Many dozens of things you should test,
I'm a Coke-drinking man
And a cupholder fan:
If one's handy, forget all the rest. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baddha konasana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Here's your baddha konasana guide:
Sit up straight, with one leg to each side
In this bound-angle pose,
Where you're holding your toes,
With your soles pressed together, knees wide. <LIME... | 13,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'kibble'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ambrosia! Oh, don't let us quibble.
The thought of it just makes me dribble.
It's food for the gods
(And the gods give their nods).
I'd like to have some with my kibble. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,516 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flaws'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a wonderful son of a gun.
Ascertainable flaws? I have none.
I'm handsome and tall,
Just the greatest of all.
(So reports a committee of one.) <LIMERICK_END> | 23,111 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gatsby rake'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She removed a small bandicoot (tamed),
A Van Gogh of some sunflowers (framed),
The Great Gatsby, a rake,
And a porterhouse steak
From her catchall (a bag that's well named). <LIMERICK_END> | 15,814 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divorced'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We're divorced! We've just bid a farewell
After decades of living in hell!
In conjubilant glee,
We rejoice while we flee
Like two inmates set free from a cell! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,806 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cornerbacks show'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The QB is allowed to decline
Any play of the coach's design.
If the cornerbacks show
They're expecting the throw,
Then an audible's called at the line. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,670 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horsehair instead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Use a down-bow!" I angrily said;
"Draw the frog out, away from your head."
Said a kid with a frown:
"But my bow has no down —
I thought we used horsehair instead." <LIMERICK_END> | 38,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'taters'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boil some 'taters together with kale,
Or cabbage, and mash in a pail:
Colcannon's the dish
That your stomach will wish
On the morn, if you feel rather frail. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pirate lagoon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Sail away!" orders Captain Calhoun.
"That's the Barbary pirate lagoon!
Head to sea!" So it goes,
As the cowardship shows
On the aptly named S.S. Poltroon. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,113 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'define glorious'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Define glorious? Options I've found:
"Gorgeous; heavenly; dazzling; renowned;
Noble; eminent; grand;
Famed; illustrious" and
"Awe-inspiring; majestically crowned". <LIMERICK_END> | 62,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anachronism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An anachronism's somewhat a botch
In a film that is less than top notch.
It's when time's out of whack,
Like a Jazz Age Big Mac
Or a caveman who's wearing a watch. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angela jesus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At our book club, a recommendation
Shows Angela's Jesus fixation.
It's led her to shout,
"Check the Book of Books out,
And especially read Revelation!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'announcer test'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you think you've a radio voice,
Then you haven't got much of a choice:
The announcer's test's next.
Just remember the text,
Say it right, say it clear, then rejoice! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aboriginal rights'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> After years of abuses and slights
At the hands of Canadian whites,
Native peoples stood fast:
Legislation was passed
To ensure aboriginal rights. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,580 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'centurion grumbled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The centurion grumbled, "I fear
That this Jesus chap's end isn't near.
All this waiting is boring.
I'd rather be snoring—
I'll just give him a prick with my spear." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,581 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insured auntie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just last month I insured Auntie Nell.
Now I'll disinsure Nelly as well:
Wax her stairs, cut her brakes,
Do whatever it takes
To consign that old biddy to Hell. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,272 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dishes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Work together! I'll wash and you dry,
And these dishes will practically fly.
From our chores we won't shirk,
"Many hands make light work":
We'll be done in the wink of an eye! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,905 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'luggage load'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My job at the airport's a drag,
And my back problem's raised a red flag.
My condition is owed
To the luggage I load
And unload. This just isn't my bag. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drilling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your future's my foremost concern.
With both theory and practice to learn,
I'll be drilling you nightly
(I mean that politely)—
Relentlessly rigid, and stern. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,737 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'strolin sauces'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our year-end report, Strolin Sauces
Is well in the black, say our bosses.
It is well understood
That the bottom line's good
Since our gains have outnumbered our losses. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,651 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snoot hooper'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Droop Snoot" Hooper is one of those guys
Who just never gets flustered or cries
'Bout his nickname. This ace
Has a regular face.
He's so named for the aircraft he flies. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'name bootsie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A gypsy assumes the name Bootsie
When tipsy on wine from Abruzzi.
She becomes a "celeb,"
A society deb.
Her vino persona is cutesy. <LIMERICK_END> | 657 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'decerptible blooms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Decerptible blooms fear the snipper:
A man with his hands on a clipper.
My hydrangeas mourn
When a blossom is torn
From the vine by the human Grim Ripper. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,160 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'land splash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we shoot down the chute it's so cool:
We slide fast, then land splash! in the pool.
There isn't much room
On this curved, narrow flume.
We take turns: that's the one golden rule. <LIMERI... | 53,200 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aulophobia fear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Aulophobia's fear of the flute;
I've a case that's severe and acute.
Just the thought makes me cringe,
But I really unhinge
And go ape at the very first toot. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,505 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'choric'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My decision I see as historic:
I'm giving up food that's caloric.
The health-zealots' choir
Dispatched my desire —
I listen to pleading that's choric. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,474 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cinderella effect'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Cinderella effect sadly shows
Something each child psychologist knows;
The statistics are chilling:
With assault, rape, and killing,
For a stepchild, the likelihood grows. <LIMERICK... | 33,373 |
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