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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dramatizable said'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Sy's life story I find dramatizable,"
Said the writer. "His fortune was sizable,
Gained by fleecing his prey.
It would make a great play,
But his gang says the job's not advisable." <L... | 43,431 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bull ant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cut a bull ant in half—still it fights:
Stinging tail versus head's vicious bites.
So pugnacious and fierce,
Having pincers that pierce,
It's a bug that gives Aussies the frights. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,937 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'card naive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With your card trick, I'm quick to believe
That you don't have a thing up your sleeve.
You can skip the canard,
Since you won't find it hard
When revealing my card: I'm naive. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,398 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mccarthy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The car that McCarthy had rented
Came back to the shop badly dented.
He was charged a high price
For repairs. "That ain't nice!"
He remarked, feeling vexed, discontented. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,537 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dice'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I've got something big to decide,
Here's the method I've often applied:
Just a roll of the dice —
My decidement's precise;
I rely on good luck as my guide. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,265 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'callous decree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you're wrenched like a rooted-up tree
From the place you've elected to be
(Which deracinate means),
This forced exit from scenes
Of your choice is by callous decree. <LIMERICK_END> | 38,354 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baguette smooth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long and narrow, each kind of baguette;
Smooth and hard both their surfaces; yet
While the gem's carved precisely,
The French bread goes nicely
With tea when the table is set. <LIMERICK_E... | 3,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tackle lock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As the center and nose tackle lock,
The big fullback drops low for a block.
Now a flag has been tossed!
It's a chop block; the cost?
Fifteen yards, and so backwards they'll walk. <LIMERICK_EN... | 48,371 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jane walks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Lady Jane walks her byways and bowers
Midst rich centifolious flowers.
A rich riot of bloom
With its heady perfume
Conquers gloom. She's recovered her powers. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,789 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'asparagus lettuce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You've asparagus lettuce; good grief!
My remarks on these greens will be brief.
What's unique about them?
We eat only the stem
In our salads, and never the leaf! <LIMERICK_END> | 15,311 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'crosstrainer skiing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a crosstrainer skiing and biking,
I found neither sport much to my liking.
Ski-lift queues I'd refuse,
Racing saddles? Bad news.
I'm much happier swimming and hiking. <LIMERICK_END... | 39,845 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ben was sued, a result of abuse.
Though not violent, he had no excuse.
It was called a harsh SLAPP,
Which became his own trap.
With court process he played fast and loose. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,647 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cannibal king'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the case the P.I. bravely toiled.
In the jungle, his sleuthing was foiled.
The cannibal king
Liked the whole film noir thing;
The detective, turns out, was hard-boiled. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'slap'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Will you not stop your chunnering, Jack?
It was only a slap not a crack.
Just stop all that grumbling,
Your mournful-like mumbling,
Or you'll get so much more than a smack! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubbles appear'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm sure it won't come as a shock
That small bubbles appear in a flock,
Filled with stuff of all sorts,
Such as calcite and quartz;
They're amygdules in igneous rock. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,186 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'puppies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Christmas night and the wicks had been tapered—
The puppies got loose and they capered.
All frolicking free,
They demolished the tree.
And the presents? They all were un-papered. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,920 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'castor oil'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the kind of a nostrum one shuns.
If you take castor oil, you get runs;
But our nanny, with pride,
Cast her oil far and wide—
Bringing grief to our daughters and sons. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,318 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'visits nepal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A diplomat visits Nepal
To attend their centennial ball.
But he first has a date
With the new head of state.
It's the requisite courtesy call. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,758 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abandonment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Abandonment's not very nice.
'Fore you do it, you'd better think twice:
It's awfully unkind
To leave children behind,
And illegal, so take my advice. <LIMERICK_END> | 38 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grapes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Put your grapes in the calathus, son,"
Said an Ancient Greek mother. "It's one
Of those baskets you see
That is shaped like a vee.
Toting fruit on your head can be fun." <LIMERICK_END> | 20,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'seeking credit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Seeking credit, I went to a friend
Who, pre-credit crunch often would lend.
But a note on his door
Said "I don't any more
And a punch on the nose might offend!" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'geotag'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I like to match photos with maps,
So I geotag all of my snaps.
You will never go wrong
With a lat. and a long.,
Which can save you a memory lapse. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,623 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scars'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> See those bumps on his neck? They're not jewels,
Nor the scars that he got fighting duels.
Sometimes kings laid their hands
On such scrofulous glands,
In the past, when the growths were called crue... | 31,081 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barney loser'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He's the kind of a nerd who will seek
New computer games week after week.
Doesn't wash every day—
Is he sexy? No way!
He's a barney, a loser, a geek! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brown quartz'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From Cairngorm ("piled stones that are blue"),
Comes the crystal that caps my skeann dhu.
It's a smoky brown quartz,
And from hikers' reports,
Ruddy hills with a beautiful view. <LIMERICK_EN... | 12,480 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gentleman truly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am ever a gentleman, truly.
I'm not boorish, uncouth or unruly.
I would never say, "Honey,
Hand over your money,"
Or laugh at your problems unduly. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,546 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'letter bs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Letter Bs are the ones that are twos,
Not the first, but the second you choose.
But let me explain:
If type B's in your vein,
It's your first choice for blood to transfuse. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dizzy frazzled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Buzzed and dazzled, a jazzed paparazzo
Whizzed—Huzzah!—by the Strozzi palazzo.
Dizzy, frazzled by drizzle,
Fuzzed and puzzled, fo' shizzle,
He zigzagged, afrizz, to Lomazzo. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,895 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'contracted diphtheria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you think you've contracted diphtheria,
Check for symptoms that meet the criteria:
Mild fever, sore throat.
Oh, and dig a wide moat
So that no one comes anywhere nearia. <LIMERIC... | 33,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'faraday scientist'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Michael Faraday, scientist rare:
Little schooling but talent to spare.
He provided instruction
On magnetic induction,
Electrolysis, other such fare. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,772 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'akhenaten'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Akhenaten to his wife Nefertiti
Wrote in hieroglyphs, not in graffiti:
"I'll locate your tomb
In the abapical room
And not at the apex, my sweetie." <LIMERICK_END> | 75 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snort terms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The word in the doctor's report,
Acrochordon, just caused me to snort.
Terms needlessly vague
Should be dodged like the plague.
It's a skin tag, not even a wart. <LIMERICK_END> | 316 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abuses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> These abuses she's merely inferred:
All constructive, despite how we're stirred.
"My old man was abusive,"
She swears. Proof's elusive
Of a memory that never occurred. <LIMERICK_END> | 54,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'compromise'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a compromise eases affray
There's trade-off in meeting halfway;
But it lets others see
That you cede to agree.
It's your 'give-and-take' stance wins the day. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'design build'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To design-build means just what you guessed:
Where's your wish list? We'll do all the rest:
From first sketches, a plan,
Via models, we can
Build your dream; then all you do, is test. <LIMER... | 60,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'black economies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Black economies flourish when tax
Isn't paid and enforcement is lax.
Pay me cash, save the VAT,
Where's the mischief in that?
(I'll make sure that I cover our tracks.) <LIMERICK_END> | 25,234 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue öyster'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Inside Christopher Walken's back shed,
The band Blue Öyster Cult sounded dead.
He about blew a gasket,
So he carved a stone basket.
"This song's lame! Needs more corbell!" he said. <LIMERICK_... | 41,717 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fisherman loaded'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fisherman loaded his dhow
With more weight than the craft would allow.
A passerby laughed,
"Hey, you're showing your aft!
You've got much too much bait in the bow." <LIMERICK_END> | 38,971 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dots'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As he's writing, he does so with dots
That are raised in particular spots.
These are touched to be "seen"
By deft fingers that glean
What the Braillist so carefully plots. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'andy warhol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Andy Warhol once bedded my granny;
There was him, there was her, and a tranny.
He depicted the scene
In a bright shade of green,
Appliquéd by machine on her fanny. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,705 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'count sheep'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Heaven knows I don't need to count sheep,
'Cause I'm quickly and easily deep
Into slumber each night.
I go out like a light
When my yakking wife lulls me to sleep. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,850 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dickens'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> But wait, there is more: the plot thickens!
This guy, whom I hate like the dickens,
This catchpole just may,
In a time-honored way,
Go "arrest" and round up all my chickens! <LIMERICK_END> | 12,372 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cooking crawfish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cooking crawfish? Don't labor and toil
Over saucepans and such. Who needs oil?
Toss whatever you've got
In a basket and pot,
With mixed spices and salt called a boil. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,944 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'went gravity'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, my God! Oh, the death and depravity!
That bomb turned the school to a cavity!
It was meant for the pier,
But its azimuth veer
May make Rummy say, "Oops, there went gravity!" <LIMERICK_E... | 16,313 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'glossy reflective'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a surface is shiny and bright,
It is glossy, reflective of light:
Like a healthy dog's hair,
Wood that's polished with care,
Or a Mylar balloon taking flight. <LIMERICK_END> | 61,053 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feijoa guava'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The feijoa, a guava-like fruit
From New Zealand, has growing repute.
Aromatic and sweet,
Its liqueur can't be beat.
Try the schnapps for a singular toot. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,934 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nightclub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This nightclub's the hottest in town!
Not a person is sporting a frown.
And they're up to the times
When it comes to rap rhymes;
When the DJ gets "Down," they get down. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,267 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dead macrocephaly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You are fortunate not to be dead.
Macrocephaly's dicey," Jill said.
"Though it's fine to be proud
You're not wearing a shroud,
Don't start bragging or get a big head." <LIMERICK_END> | 60,855 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'named croton'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The genus named Croton is known
To include many species; they're grown
In our steamier climes.
One was favored at times
For medicinal uses alone. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,876 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'controlling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She declared, "Someone else loves me true,"
To which he replied, "Good for you!"
She gasped: "Such extolling
Is very controlling."
Amazed, he said, "Who controls who?" <LIMERICK_END> | 29,353 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anthracite mines'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm dutifully carrying coals
Up to Newcastle, filling the holes.
But I'm noticing signs,
In the anthracite mines,
That some others have opposite goals. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conjoined twins'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Conjoined twins: deradelphus, that's me.
(Note I always say "I," never "we.")
I've one head, neck, and chest,
But then twice all the rest
As is normal—quite strange, you'd agree. <LIMERIC... | 40,504 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'core curricula'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Elementary schools will provide
Core curricula studies, well tried.
But advance to high ed
And we're focussed instead;
Core studies are set to the side. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'every heresy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Every heresy we try to deter.
If a nun, for example, should stir
Theological scandal,
We've bell, book and candle
With which we'll excommunicate her. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,644 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'desponsage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Why despondent, my sweet? The day's splendid!"
"The prince and Papa just descended;
My desponsage is signed.
This betrothal's unkind.
Ah, my love, were but you my intended." <LIMERICK_END> | 31,084 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called aramaic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The alphabet called Aramaic
No longer is used. It's archaic.
Although useful before,
It's a footnote, no more,
In our history of language mosaic. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,262 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though he'd never use slurs that were racial,
And his rate of responding was glacial,
The old prof with the beard
Who'd been publicly smeared
Rose and called his opponent bifacial <LIMERICK_END> | 10,104 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'preserve customs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The common folk, low/middle station,
Preserve customs from one generation
To the next. Rank and file
Will determine group style.
As these people go, so goes our nation. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coltish'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I can tell you've been hitting the whiskey.
Your actions have gone beyond frisky.
You can't call them coltish;
They're foolish and doltish
And more than a little bit risky. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,685 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pray like'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a spelling bee, to your dismay,
You haven't a prayer (though you pray).
Like an arrowworm caught,
You squirm, deep in thought —
A chaetognathous writhe, you might say. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,124 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mcgee closet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a Fibber McGee's closet in there:
Mounds of rummage and no room to spare.
One particular stack
Looks prepared to attack.
It's been growling and shifting—I swear! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,837 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sharks chico'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ill at ease over rumors of sharks,
Chico broods as the dive boat embarks.
When the parts wash ashore
The next day, there'll be more
Than a dozen distinguishing Marx. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,096 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'metal sulfides'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What compound exists in this block,
In the fahlband, a stratum of rock?
Metal sulfides, I'd say.
I just learnt that today;
Any more, I'd go off at half cock. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,493 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dress parade'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said the colonel, "Our last dress parade
Showed us not at our best, I'm afraid.
Seems most marched minus shoes
While in cutoff dress blues,
And displayed many frayed bits of braid." <LIMERIC... | 40,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'maximilian phelps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Maximilian Phelps, 18th Baron,
Wed a buxom young wench, name of Sharon.
She had flaxen blonde hair;
He had hopes of an heir,
But alas it transpired she was barren. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bea nickname'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bea notices Dee's sudden switch
From familiarly scratching an itch
On Bea's husband's cheek;
Dee backs off with a squeak.
But Bea's nickname for Dee is now Bitch. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'concede'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I assure you this meaning is guessable,
For surely you see in concessible
The core of concede?
Now concede that with speed,
And you'll find that I'm pretty impressible. <LIMERICK_END> | 24,149 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "You're a hairy, ill-mannered buffoon.
I'd suggest you try changing your tune."
"Your candor's impressive.
I may seem excessive,
But my bearishness makes women swoon." <LIMERICK_END> | 46,375 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'castle bravo'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Castle Bravo, in code, was the name
Of the first H-bomb test that became
A program that led
To a world full of dread.
Will its impact be judged fame or shame? <LIMERICK_END> | 47,500 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'temptation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When temptation hung under each nose,
Tasty bites of desire they chose,
But that opened their eyes,
And they both became wise
And concertedly put on some clothes. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,733 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'afford capitation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chevage we give to our lord
Is more than the poor can afford.
Capitation (his plan)
Must be paid by each man,
And our lord keeps this hoard safely stored. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,137 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see augsburg'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Go south, the "Romantical Route"
Just for sightseeing—this will be cute:
Via Ansbach, detour,
But see Augsburg for sure,
Take a rest, have a drink or some fruit. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,347 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anxious nervous'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm anxious, I'm nervous and tense,
And wondering why I'm so dense.
See, I totalled Dad's truck
When I followed a duck,
And the stupid thing flew through a fence. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,458 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beecham pills'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Beecham's Pills would cure ills of wide scope,
Claimed the ads, giving ailing folks hope.
So, what did they contain
For the bowels, and for pain?
Merely aloe, with ginger and soap. <LIMERIC... | 61,547 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a bird that is totally black
With a chattering noise-making knack.
At the start of day's light
Coming just after night,
It puts chances of sleeping off track. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'encradle'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Encradle: to place in a cot
Or a cradle. But then, like as not,
Knowing how babies are,
You won't get very far;
So you uncradle, soothing the tot. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,917 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'art gains'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An investor in art, if he's wise,
Knows the artist of work that he buys.
Though it's callous to say,
Art gains value the day
That the person who painted it dies. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,883 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cartulary holds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cartulary holds all the deeds
And the copies of charters he needs
To divide the estate
And decide on the fate
Of her baubles and bangles and beads. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coupée'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A coupée is a movement in dance
Where your legs must be bent to advance.
It was done in the halls
Of Versailles at the balls
Held by Louis Quatorze, king of France. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,541 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'demerara'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To its charms you will quickly succumb.
It's exciting and never ho-hum.
Demerara, I've found,
Is also renowned
As the base of Guyana's great rum. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,238 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pinched'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he pinched me, I tried not to wince.
It was coyness I tried to evince,
Since a show of alarm
Like a smack to his arm
Might bring harm. I must charm that damned prince! <LIMERICK_END> | 51,677 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'boosterism'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Boosterism: That's the good word.
Come out west, one and all, ain't you heard?
There is land that needs breaking;
It's yours for the taking!
Miss out on this deal? That's absurd. <LIMERICK_END... | 37,572 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bitmask'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A bitmask is bits (one or more)
That specify where to ignore
A one in a number,
And thus disencumber
Extraneous facts from the core. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,729 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'opera'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the opera she sang Carry Nation
With gusto in each altercation
And with pathos as well—
Brilliant acting will tell—
A magnificent characterization! <LIMERICK_END> | 22,047 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'snoring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My geography lessons were boring:
Though they told us of "heroes" exploring
Blank spots on the map,
I would soon take a nap
And eventually ended up snoring. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,605 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beatles released'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Twas October the fifth, 'sixty two
When The Beatles released "Love Me Do".
The same day launched James Bond
'Cross the pond and beyond.
Cool Britannia was born yet none knew! <LIMERICK_E... | 56,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmic strings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Supermassive yet thin cosmic strings:
Light years long, hypothetical things
Thought to form very early
In time, in those swirly
New-universe swelters and swings. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubble card'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bubble card hangs on a rack
In the drugstore displaying a stack
Of five dice I can buy.
Only then can I pry
Off the cardboard that makes up its back. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,567 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'family circus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before Family Circus, Bill Keane
With a TV-based comic was seen.
Channel Chuckles conveyed
Jokes and gags he had made
From the titles we saw on the screen. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,251 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blush wine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sally served an enjoyable drink.
It was wine made from red grapes—I think
That's what Sally had said—
But the wine wasn't red.
She'd served blush wine; its color was pink. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,573 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'administrate means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To administrate means to deduce
How to run things and make them produce.
But when doing accounts,
Be quite sure of amounts,
Or investors will kick your caboose. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,796 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'closed couplet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Closed couplet: a kind of a rhyme,"
Said Pete, "that's complete at that time.
(For a short two-line sample,
This pair's an example.)
Such couplets are sometimes sublime." <LIMERICK_END> | 27,720 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wise farmer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For the farmer each thing filled a need,
Like his apron with pockets for seed.
But with dibbles around,
Other uses were found.
Discard nothing's the wise farmer's creed. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm a guy, but I knit and crochet;
I was worried Dad might think I'm gay.
But he said, of my double stitch,
"Damn! You're in trouble, Mitch —
That stitch can't be knit in that way! <LIMERICK_END> | 46,734 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adenotomic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Neither nuclear nor economic
Is the next word—it's adenotomic.
It concerns the incision
Of glands. I envision
A biopsy, surely not comic. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,031 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wright brothers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Were those Kitty Hawk people aware
Of the epic unfolding out there?
When the Wright brothers flew
Into history, they knew.
The first aeroplane took to the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,438 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'make fire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since the moment we learnt to make fire,
The flames have leapt higher and higher.
Now they light up the night
As we burn all in sight,
The earth scorched by the torch of desire. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,285 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'turtle dermochelys'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As we strolled on the strand, I shrieked, "Myrtle!
A leviathan leatherback turtle!
Dermochelys: no shell,
Oiled skin serves them well.
She seems fatter than hell guess she's fertile." ... | 48,352 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dunce'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm that dunce in the cap who was chronically
Made by my teachers to conically
Fashion and shape,
Using paper and tape,
What I wore for behaving moronically. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,171 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'betsy found'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Betsy found a strange man in her bed
Who ignored every word that she said.
Of reactions no trace
When she slapped his straight face:
He just lay there while cutting her dead. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,328 |
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