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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fudge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Threats of poison could not be denied,
So at credence tables, foods could be tried
By some poor hapless drudge.
Was there sludge in the fudge?
Woe betide him who'd take that in stride! <LIMERICK_EN... | 58,962 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spicy snack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hey Bob! Whatcha got in that sack?"
"Bombay mix! It's my fave spicy snack:
Peanuts, lentils, and oodles
Of crunchy fried noodles."
"A sackful?" "Damn snack's worse than crack!" <LIMERICK_END... | 56,174 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lord robin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cried fair Marian, all of a quiver,
"My Lord Robin, I shake and I shiver!
Would my aim were more true,
But it's not... that's why you
Have a bloody great hole in your liver!" <LIMERICK_END> | 30,199 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'scarecrow'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A datum line clearly bedevilled
The crowd as they partied and revelled,
For they couldn't forget
That a scarecrow was set
As the limit of being dishevelled. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,203 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clogged grandma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The drainpipe is clogged," Grandma yelled,
"All the gunk that's inside must have jelled—
Icky grease from fried food,
And those prunes that I stewed,
And those rotten potatoes that smell... | 36,615 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'roasting goose'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you sew very loosely, you baste,
In preparing a seam or a waist,
While in roasting a goose,
When you spoon on the juice,
Then you baste to enhance the food's taste. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'awakening'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm attuned to the universe, one
With the All! I feel newly begun,
My awakening a prize.
I've now opened my eyes...
Where'd you say we were parked again, son? <LIMERICK_END> | 33,278 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'governor christie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I'm no bully," claimed Governor Christie,
His countenance sad, his eyes misty.
But something's amiss
In this caper, dear Chris;
The path to the truth seems quite twisty. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'broadway'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a baker bought into a show,
Broadway's all-nude revue, Kneading Dough,
As a backer, he thought
Every chorus girl ought
To be his, but they all told him no. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,667 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anorexia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anorexia's long been around,
As an eating disorder profound;
It's the 'fast' way to slim —
There's no need for the gym —
But its addicts are thin on the ground! <LIMERICK_END> | 28,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rhymy rhythms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Why rhymy Y rhythms? Why try?
My syzygy's spry, by my cry.
Y's glyphs ply my syth,
Scry myrrhy-sylph myth —
Shy sky nymphs fly spryly, by Y! <LIMERICK_END> | 13,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'whole body'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Want to split a whole body in half?
Here's a medical term (not some laugh):
It's the coronal plane—
Just your front may remain!
I should draw you a picture or graph. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,154 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'apothecary'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The apothecary down on the square
Is the place to buy drugs for your care;
And the pharmacist's neat
'Cause he likes to repeat
All the gossip on who, what, and where. <LIMERICK_END> | 14,991 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'succulent clover'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Grown in alkaline regions, berseem
In the desert's a ruminant's dream,
Since it's succulent clover;
But, thinking it over,
It can't taste good, even with cream. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,291 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'claim environmental'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Selling crap into markets parental?
You'll sell more if you claim: "Environmental-
ly friendly and clean —
Look, we've painted it green!
(Toxic paint? Oh, that's quite incidental.)" <... | 46,771 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'schooling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I make a confession, I fess:
My schooling was scanty (you'd guess!).
No Italian or French,
I'm an ignorant wench,
And my maths isn't zero; it's less! <LIMERICK_END> | 50,831 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was odd that his first name was Chance,
Since I met him by accident. Vance
Was the name of the street
Where we happened to meet
And begin our impromptu romance. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'primary melody'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A couple of tunes intertwine,
And the primary melody's mine.
Playing counter to me,
You're as deft as can be,
So the harmony's simply divine. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,594 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arctic trash'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> His idea'd never reach execution;
It's a facilely formed contribution,
Sensitivities, specs—
This issue's complex:
Arctic trash heaps won't wipe out pollution. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,829 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'embrace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If there's something you don't merely face
Or morosely concede is the case,
But you gladly admit,
What that tells me is it
Is a fact that you've come to embrace. <LIMERICK_END> | 44,011 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'restructuring'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The 'restructuring' talk was a lie.
I've to leave, and I'm wondering why
I was placed on the list
To let go. I'm dismissed
As redundant, and soon I shall cry. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,224 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'insultingly sneered'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A footboy (boy servant or page)
For her home my aunt hoped to engage,
But when I volunteered,
She insultingly sneered,
"You are useless and lacking in age." <LIMERICK_END> | 52,897 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'weeds'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The weeds own our lawn. We're reseeding.
But the package of seeds is misleading,
Since the genes that they need
For the hybrids they breed
Come direct from our weeds, by cross-breeding. <LIMERICK_E... | 27,143 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'espionage hanged'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The decision came down from on high:
Tried for espionage, hanged for a spy.
While the Amnesty nuts
Climbed all over our butts,
Others queued up to watch the worm die. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly round'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Coriolis and force should divorce.
You can fly round in circles, of course,
But this spurious thing
Won't have helped you take wing
Though you spin it as "force" till you're hoarse. <LIMERICK_E... | 24,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'international banks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Don't trust international banks.
Their employees are nasty old cranks.
If you're taking out cash
And they think you're too brash,
They will pay you in Chadian francs. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,391 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elizabeth gloria'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our Queen's overtaken Victoria,
Hence the media's sudden euphoria.
For 63 years
Seven months, she's heard cheers:
In excelsis, Elizabeth, Gloria! <LIMERICK_END> | 54,257 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beastliness'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your beastliness must be an art:
Only you can demolish my heart.
You're sinful and hateful
And vile—boy, I'm grateful
We're living an ocean apart. <LIMERICK_END> | 42,617 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'antarctic treaty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Contained by the sixty-south latitude
Is a continent cold in its attitude.
The Antarctic Treaty,
Considered a sweetie,
Deserves the whole world's deepest gratitude. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bama full'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A split end from Mobile applied
To play football for 'Bama, full ride.
Thirty pounds overweight.
Runs the 40 five-eight.
Was denied. Wasn't fit to be Tide. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,751 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'avenue meets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There are streets that this avenue meets
(And that cross it—the process repeats),
As we're happily trekking
Along it while checking
Each corner for stores selling sweets. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,818 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'columnist traitor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My fair city is under attack,
And fidelity's something I lack.
A fifth columnist I,
I'm a traitor and spy,
The proverbial knife in the back. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,133 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dread armageddon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I anticipate, often with dread,
Armageddon and being quite dead.
But it should be dramatic
To watch from the attic.
Perhaps I'll be safe in my bed. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,569 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plays bagpipes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My grandson plays bagpipes. I'm proud.
When he'll practice, there's often a crowd
That collects in the street
For a musical treat,
'Cause when playing the bagpipes, you're loud. <LIMERICK_... | 11,808 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fellow graduates'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Fellow graduates, let me confess
That this brief apopemptic address
Will say Reach for the stars,
But a life behind bars
Is more likely. Good luck, and God bless! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,906 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aphids descending'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Acroscopic means facing up towards
The apex where—oh!—I see hordes
Of aphids descending.
Bug spraying's now pending;
Can't let those bugs munch on my gourds. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'britain cess'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Britain, a cess is a tax.
When you find you are taxed to the max,
Out in Belfast, it's true,
You'd say, "Bad cess to you!"
To the taxman, to help you relax. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,787 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blue depression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sometimes weather reports make me blue:
"A depression is soon coming through!"
I just turn off the news
And then head for my booze.
I'll let other folks worry and stew. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,424 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bubbles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cross the critical pressure to go
To the region where bubbles don't show
In a liquid when heated
Past Tc! No one cheated.
Gas or liquid? One fluid, you know. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,403 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'godward repent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> We are, all of us, sinfully bent.
That's the reason a savior was sent.
Turn to Jesus. Believe!
And His pardon receive.
I implore you: Move Godward! Repent! <LIMERICK_END> | 60,992 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cache'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In August, the magpie began
To develop his stockpiling plan.
All that sparkled or shined
To his hoard he assigned:
In his business, it's cache as cache can. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,220 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'feel inferior'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Feel inferior? Born of low station?
Why not force a new nation's creation?
Then expand your domain,
And, with luck, you'll attain
Nothing less than complete domination. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,108 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'double ender'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "See this lovely new boat?" said the vendor.
"It's the type that we call double-ender.
Either way that it goes
Will be forward. God knows
That for sales it's a worthy contender." <LIMERICK_E... | 44,027 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bombay duck'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bombay duck is a fish, that's no lie.
First they clean it, then bone it, then dry
It on poles (there's no hurry)—
It's eaten with curry,
A lizardfish dish I won't try. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,334 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cheloid scar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I am asking the doctor to check
This cheloid scar here, on my neck.
Often itchy, it's pink,
And I honestly think
That it looks like I've been in a wreck. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'see prosecutions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Set me free, let me be, DPP.
You're Director of Public, I see,
Prosecutions: do choose
Whom to try and accuse —
But the public? That can't include me! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,947 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'said boxer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a boxer, "My trainer's to thank.
I don't rank, so I'll go in the tank,
Making dough as I go
To the mat with a blow.
Yes, I'll cry all the way to the bank." <LIMERICK_END> | 36,246 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clapping'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Claps of thunder? They may give us pause.
They are loud, and portentous because
They mean lightning's around.
But we relish the sound
Of our clapping; we call it applause. <LIMERICK_END> | 18,496 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'true bifid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If it's bifid, it's split into two
Like the tongue of a snake. Yes, it's true!
Bifid's fine for a snake,
But for Man, a mistake—
A congenital defect to you. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'attract'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That magnet's designed to attract,
But he's not just attractive, in fact,
Since he equally well
Can repulse and repel
If he's lacking in charm and in tact. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cinerama'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad… oh, this drama
Has a title that needs Cinerama.
And, all joking aside,
With a screen that's so wide
You see Hollywood meet Yokohama. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,871 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anaesthetic beneaf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Before the doc worked on my teef,
He spritzed anaesthetic beneaf.
I felt nuffin, it's true,
Until I came to —
Then I smacked my bare gums at the thief! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,250 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'adopting baby'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When adopting a baby named Chad,
You became his new mother, or dad.
But adopting a plan
Simply means you began
To enact it, which isn't so bad. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,253 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bathroom scales'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It was new bathroom scales made the start:
With the old ones, all dusty, I'd part —
In an old pizza box,
In the bin oh, that rocks!
But they're gone. That's conceptual art. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colbertine lace'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My submission is such a disgrace
That the judges will give me last place:
Granny squares were assigned,
But those judges will find
That I made only colbertine lace. <LIMERICK_END> | 22,227 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tofurkey'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Thanksgiving is here, but we're quirky:
We've decided to rescue a turkey.
We will pardon a keen bird
While feasting on bean curd.
But—how do we stuff a tofurkey? <LIMERICK_END> | 35,722 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sawn planks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Violin-maker Velma had bought
Several quarter-sawn planks, and she thought,
"This close-grained Sitka spruce
I can put to good use
Making bellies. They're just what I sought." <LIMERICK_END> | 25,588 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sneezed lisa'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the man sitting next to her sneezed,
Lisa figured the guy was diseased.
"That's disgusting!" she cried.
"Pardon me," he replied,
"I can see you are greatly displeased!" <LIMERICK_END> | 32,690 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beats workin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For fun and good causes they play.
They're just dabblers with jobs in the day.
Now Beats Workin' has lost
Tony Snow. What's the cost?
He'll be missed more than music can say. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,498 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'write congress'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I write Congress (like they ever care),
Try an anchorman (nobody's there).
I tote signs day and night.
People won't see the light:
Satan reigns. Hell, I'm beating the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,712 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clochette'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The organist started to sweat:
At this part he would always forget
That page fourteen, line six,
He needs bells in the mix
By setting this stop: the clochette. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,731 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brooms braid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Need some brooms? Braid some broom grass that's tall,
Growing two to three meters in all:
Thysanchaena—oriental,
Andropogon—occidental,
"Gaping tassels," "men's beards in a ball." <LIMERICK... | 25,800 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chiquita'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the back of my lot there's a house.
It's quite small: barely room for a mouse.
In this private casita,
I keep my chiquita.
(My spouse doesn't know I'm a louse.) <LIMERICK_END> | 10,743 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swooped droplight'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had nearly concluded aligning
The wheels, but my light was declining.
Then down from the ceiling
On cord that's unreeling
Swooped droplight my hero so shining. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,170 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love pottery'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "I love pottery mottled and veined,
So I'll pay any price," she explained.
"It's my agate ware, which
I'd be happy to pitch
At my spouse if he ever complained." <LIMERICK_END> | 791 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'birthdays'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A birthday's not really so bad:
Statistics show people who've had
More birthdays live longer.
Come on! Feeling stronger?
That's good! Now be happy, not sad. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,067 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tub'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When he stepped in his tub, water rose
With its volume displaced. I suppose
Archimedes flipped out,
With "Eureka!" his shout,
As he ran through the streets with no clothes. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,755 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wobbling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Look! She's in a vertiginous state.
Stop her wobbling before it's too late!
Now she's dropped her pole. Hey!
Walk a tightrope? No way,
Till her giddiness symptoms abate. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,276 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ireland capital'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Northern Ireland's capital site,
The city of Belfast, has quite
A long saga of strain
From the passion and pain
Of the Protestant-Catholic fight. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,988 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'movies romantic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At a heartbreaker picture, she weeps.
Flicks of horror just give her the creeps.
At movies romantic,
She's transformed wild and frantic,
But at technical films she just sleeps. <LIMERICK_... | 29,343 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'like cheddar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Five Counties can make a fine snack.
It's five layers of cheese in a stack.
Orange, yellow, and white,
It's an eye-pleasing sight.
You like Cheddar? You're sure to come back. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,848 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'plumage'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That's a creeper: his plumage, reserved,
And his beak is turned down or decurved.
Scouring trees at the park,
He pries bugs from their bark.
Yummy grubs in this crack: dinner's served. <LIMERICK_... | 44,208 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'propagate plants'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To propagate plants that you seek
Using cuttings or seed; that's technique.
But an explant of tissue
With cells that give issue
In petri dish culture? Mystique. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spatchcock'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A dispatch cock or spatchcock, says Pat,
Has been cut down the back and spread flat.
Got a meal to create
And you can't stand to wait?
It cooks faster, no matter how fat. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,000 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lap dance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If that highly promiscuous broad
Did a lap-dance performance for Claude,
And she gave him the clap
As she bounced in his lap,
Would she mind if he didn't applaud? <LIMERICK_END> | 19,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'quake crumbled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though we're far from the center of shock,
The quake's crumbled our whole city block.
We'll need massive assistance
Despite the quake's distance
Epicentral. We're still taking stock. <LIME... | 64,136 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smelling tree'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "There's a foul-smelling tree in the park,"
I opined. Here's the ranger's remark:
"It is useful for lumber,
And also a number
Of nostrums. It's called cabbage bark." <LIMERICK_END> | 14,476 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rapunzel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If Rapunzel had heard of rappelling,
She'd have dropped on her own from her dwelling
(While controlling her fall
With her hair) at the call
Of… I'd name him, but that would be telling. <LIMERICK... | 59,309 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'persimmons agreed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This small enterolith, formed round a seed,
Pierced your entrails, miss; therefore you bleed.
(Like a dung-bedecked pearl —
Got the image? Good girl!)
So, henceforth, no persimmons agre... | 56,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> So my boyfriend just left me, OK?
All this homework will not go away.
Oh my god! I'm so fat!
They all hate me! And that
Is a spot on my nose. Am I gay? <LIMERICK_END> | 12,949 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'doctor potts'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Anne announced, with a smirk on her face:
"Doctor Potts in the den with the mace!"
With our own rules, it's true
(We were playing "Strip Clue"),
It was clear she had broken the case. <LIMERI... | 49,972 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sign'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a breeze: if you breezily breeze
Through the form you will do it with ease —
And just sign on the line,
Then what's yours will be mine.
It's a doddle just go ahead, please. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,973 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brisance'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's how quickly explosives can get
To a maximum pressure and let
Off a shock wave to shatter
All proximate matter.
Brisance is a measure of threat. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,807 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'caller id'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My phone contract? Sid wants to bid.
He inquired: would I like to have CLID?
And explained it to me—
It means "caller ID"—
So I smiled and replied that I did. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,879 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'retired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I retired. The gang said good luck,
While apparently thinking, "You suck!"
A gold watch they had bought
Was engraved with this thought:
"Good riddance, you pompous old schmuck!" <LIMERICK_END> | 48,643 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pot calimari'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Think I'm buck-passing? No, I am not.
When you smooched me, I fumbled the pot!
Calimari was dinner;
Tonight we'll be thinner:
Squid's split—eat your beans while they're hot! <LIMERICK_END> | 8,023 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bald'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When you're losing your hair, you're appalled,
Fearing women will not be enthralled;
But by shaving your head,
You'll get lucky in bed,
'Cause a man, to some gals, should be bald. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,434 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'marching opposite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Marching opposite ways!" I done thunk,
But I shouldn't write verse when I'm drunk.
Counter-drilling's applied
From the opposite side
And you hope the holes meet, or you're sunk. <LIMER... | 21,867 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'everly brothers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Everly Brothers could sing.
With their countrified pop, they took wing,
Had a boatload of hits,
Hit a lull, called it quits,
Then again they got back in the swing. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,384 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'affine saying'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When through marriage two fam'lies combine,
Each new relative's called an affine.
Saying in-laws sounds crass,
While affines have got class.
But you're still bloody welcome to mine. <LIME... | 1,107 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mail nick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The check's in the mail, Nick," said I.
(I'm a less than believable guy.)
Since my go-around failed,
His response won't be mailed:
"You can kiss your left kneecap goodbye." <LIMERICK_END> | 64,315 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drank'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The lasses were gannin' 'boot toon,
Fit to chowk and so seekin' oot broon.
The boozah wez stowed
So they sat in the road
Wi' some brews and they drank them aal doon. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,824 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'evil eye'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our satanist sect there's a guy
Who's been cursed by a look, and might die.
He blames old evil me,
Or perhaps that should be,
That he blames it on old evil eye. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,697 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'obedience school'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Obedience school? Fido's snicker
Informs me I'll have to be slicker.
His attitude's set;
He thinks I am the pet,
And he knows I can't handle my licker. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,821 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'loretta'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since Loretta's so lusciously meaty,
I beg her to be my hot sweetie.
"Your entreatance," she sneers,
"Frankly bores me to tears,"
Or, in other words, "Screw your entreaty!" <LIMERICK_END> | 58,194 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'divorce fair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When a couple decides to divorce,
Fair justice a judge must enforce.
So for equity's sake
I believe I must take
A comparative rectitude course. <LIMERICK_END> | 65,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hamilton cast'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Apologize!" tweeted the man.
(Say you're sorry as fast as you can.)
The Hamilton cast
Had unfairly harassed
Poor Mike Pence, who was there as a fan. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,317 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carding machine'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The carding machine up in Leeds
Belches steam while it lustily feeds,
And the card tenters pull
Endless fibers of wool
From the card can at marvellous speeds. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,472 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'circumpunct'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's the sun, or it's Target, a store.
It means "cup," "spirit," "click," "gold" galore,
"Make a wish," "End of trail,"
Where you are without fail.
Yes, a circumpunct's all these and more. <L... | 37,601 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cyclopses one'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some Cyclopses (one-eyed, please note)
Said "a two-eyed persona" (I quote)
Should be chosen as their
King or queen. It's not fair,
But the ayes, in the end, won the vote. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,950 |
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