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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nautilus well'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you study a nautilus well,
You will find a compartmented shell
With the old chambers sealed
By a wall that won't yield;
It lives just in the outermost cell. <LIMERICK_END> | 35,040 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'terribly vain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My son-in-law Wayne is insane
About fashion; he's terribly vain.
All his tailor-made suits
(And they really are beauts)
Are of worsted—the finest delaine. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,051 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cosmic strings'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Some cosmologists seek cosmic strings—
Hypermassive, anomalous things.
Others tend to suspect
That the "gee whiz effect"
Lends the strangest ideas false wings. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,624 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'government bills'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The government's bills, it's been hinted,
Will be paid for with bills that they've printed,
Out of government tills
Filled with billions of bills
And the millions of coins that they've m... | 16,739 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'barnacle happy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In its tough little acorn-shaped shell
This wee barnacle's happy to dwell
In the ocean. He's stuck
To the rocks, where he'll tuck
Into plankton, and weather the swell! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,783 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'natives'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The US and Australia: these share
A societal fabric that's rare.
Their peoples are blended,
From comelings descended —
There are natives, but find them? Like, where? <LIMERICK_END> | 20,788 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'destabilized elements'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Destabilized elements may
Sustain radioactive decay,
Where the nuclei purge,
And new atoms emerge:
Daughter nuclides that join in the fray. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'core hours'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Under flextime, not much is taboo,
Though your core hours remain nine till two,
When the crowds shuffle in
Seeking vodka or gin,
And for melodies fittingly blue. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,660 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elbows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In bed with my wife, she says, "Please,
Disentangle your elbows and knees!
Though you clamber with vim,
With your boniness, Tim,
I would sooner canoodle with skis!" <LIMERICK_END> | 6,750 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'african bird'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The African bird called the coly
Is mouse-like (perhaps even moley).
Its gray-brown shade varies;
It eats fruits and berries.
It scurries and seldom moves slowly. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,767 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'squat'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Captain Obvious, thank you. If not
For your statement of facts that the lot
Of us knew, I confess
We'd not know any less
Than before. You informed us of squat. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,600 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grey clay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My neighbour, a potter, was hurt;
His reaction unfriendly and curt,
'Cause the large earthen tray
Which he'd made of grey clay
Made me comment, "That's clay? It's just dirt!" <LIMERICK_END> | 42,050 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'berlin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Oh, Honey, let's just go away!
We won't need stacks of money to pay
For a short city break—
Grab a few things to take
To Berlin for an overnight stay. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,980 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drought'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Normal codes of behaviour must bend,
Since this drought shows no sign of an end.
Here's new rule number one:
To stay clean, but have fun,
Save on water, and bath with a friend! <LIMERICK_END> | 5,165 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pet puma'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Our pet puma is tame." I was awed!
Being friendly, my stomach he pawed.
"See, he likes you!" they said.
In a snap, I was dead.
How I wish that they'd had him declawed. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,102 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hair sunset'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I keep seeing your cinnamon hair:
Sunset auburn—a color so rare.
In the ghost light of dawn,
You're beside me; I'm drawn,
But too quickly, you melt in the air. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,645 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'king midas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> King Midas had skills transmogrific,
Though the concept is unscientific.
His touch, it is told,
Changed his daughter to gold.
It turns out that his "gift" was aurific. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,511 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hypertension'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Hypertension is making you ill?
You may take an atenolol pill.
It's prescribed by your doc
As a beta-1 block.
This prescription you'd better go fill. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,539 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sometimes decisive'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'll be making my mind up to show
That I'm sometimes decisive, although
It is hard to reply
When you ask me if I
Am ambivalent. Well—yes and no. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,461 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'word acclimatation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Do we need the word acclimatation?
We've already acclimatization.
It's one syllable less,
Saving time, I would guess,
For today's "on-the-go" generation. <LIMERICK_END> | 2,585 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hear michael'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I went nightly to hear Michael play
At a bistro on Seventh and Clay.
We shared laughter and wine,
And then later we'd dine.
Now it's coffee we share every day. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,835 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conversant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're conversant enough to critique,
And to speak with a certain technique.
When conversance is yours,
Then your confidence soars —
But shun topics on which you are weak. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'profits'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Our profits are falling quite fast.
How long will this circumstance last?
This dangerous decidence
Has to take precedence
Over all problems—present and past. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,287 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'lyle bent'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was bending my elbow alone
In a bar where I wasn't well known,
When this drunkard named Lyle
Bent my ear for a while:
Two straight hours of "Moan, moan, moan, moan"! <LIMERICK_END> | 7,330 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sport flower'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In our family heraldry, we
Sport a flower they call fleur-de-lys.
It's an iris or lily
You don't find in Chile,
But in French royal families, see? <LIMERICK_END> | 65,282 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mansion'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Mary Ann got the mansion in Crete
In Dad's will. All the cash went to Pete.
Rex (that mutt!) got the ship.
As for me? I got zip,
My disheritance, sadly, complete. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,214 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bar sing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those caterwauling "cats" in the bar
Sing so loudly their yowls travel far.
That wailing's appalling.
The cops I'll be calling —
Again that damn bar door's ajar! <LIMERICK_END> | 49,931 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limerick'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The OEDILF has one basic assignment:
To give every word its definement
In five rhyming lines.
Each limerick defines
A word and provides its enshrinement. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,893 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gotham'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Although Gotham is savage and gritty
With people both street-wise and witty,
Its boroughs have space
For each creed, language, race,
And this place doesn't sleep New York City. <LIMERICK_END> | 60,531 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dehumidify dry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The weather's so damp. Dehumidify!
Dry the house so we won't all liquidify.
No, I don't mean lapidify
(Turn to stone) or solidify—
Let's have comfort. Like birds, we can nidify. <LIMERICK_... | 33,777 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'nonsense digger'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a no-nonsense digger from Perth:
"I'm all business—no guff and no mirth.
When I lower that coffin,
Those hats they'll be doffin'
For me, cause I'm right down to earth." <LIMERICK_END... | 36,255 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smallpox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An aid worker braves the contagiousness
When smallpox attacks with rampageousness.
He rushes in quickly
To comfort the sickly—
A selfless display of courageousness. <LIMERICK_END> | 23,687 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atween means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Speak clearly and say what you mean.
Atween means the same as between.
But a tween—as a rule—
Is a child, now in school,
On the way to be coming a teen. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,325 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'architectural skill'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A building made out of pressed tin
Has caused me a bit of chagrin.
Architectural skill
Can provide a cheap thrill.
But I still can't find where I go in! <LIMERICK_END> | 349 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An apophthegm's pithy and terse.
It's a maxim, for better or worse.
From the Greek for "speak out,"
It resembles, no doubt,
Many limericks—minus the verse. <LIMERICK_END> | 941 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'macbeth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As Macbeth worked his way to the top,
His old mates, and the king, got the chop.
But, when dead Banquo's ghost
Came to call on his host,
All the banqueting just had to stop. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,277 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'edward'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Was Edward of Woodstock installed
On the throne? No! I bet he'd be galled
To discover the name
That today brings him fame.
What's he called?! What's he called?! What's he called?! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,122 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fig trees'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> East Indian fig trees put out
Aerial shoots that grow downwards, no doubt.
When these reach the ground
Where they grow, safe and sound,
They bring newly grown trunks all about. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'restraints'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My lover and I are not saints,
And we live our lives free of restraints.
Our arrangement says we
To see others are free,
So we're happy and have no complaints. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,121 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'osaka tripped'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Osaka I tripped on a vase.
As it broke, I fell flat on my face.
So I'm there on the floor
In a bizen ware store
With ceramic all over the place. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,017 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beans'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I went to the shop to buy beans,
All the buttons popped off my new jeans.
"Lady, lima or navy?
For soup or for gravy?"
"String or snaps for my waist, by all means!" <LIMERICK_END> | 27,021 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blackbird pie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I had ordered two blackbirds last spring,
Then my larderer gave me a ring.
Seems the order went through
Duodecuple two,
So we baked blackbird pie for the king. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,258 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'red bumps'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's this rash on my skin that I see?
Inflammation is bothering me.
All these brownish-red bumps
In a line—little lumps—
And it might be a form of Hep-B. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acanthoid man'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An acanthoid man enters a bar
'Cause that's where the ladies all are.
But his shape (like a thorn)
Is met solely with scorn.
The women fear getting a scar. <LIMERICK_END> | 233 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby tee'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There's a T-shirt that's called baby tee.
Though designed for a baby, I see
Them on teenage girls too
And young women (woo-hoo!).
Short and close that fit does it for me! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,288 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carry'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If your luggage is carry-on, grand:
You can fly with your stuff close at hand.
It's not stuck in the hold,
And you won't, uncontrolled,
Carry on when it's gone when you land. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,823 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flyblow flies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As I picked up my burger to eat,
My big brother belched, "Bone appa-teet!"
Then he said, for a laugh,
That he'd heard from the staff
They found flyblow (flies' eggs) on their meat. <LIMERIC... | 53,466 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Hurry, mom!" she cried out. "Call a nurse!"
Twelve years old, she had felt nothing worse —
The cramps and the blood,
The emotional flood.
Then her mom said, "Don't fret. It's the curse." <LIMERI... | 29,526 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limericks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though my limericks were sucky at first,
Constant practice would find me immersed
In meter and rhyme,
Which are now at their prime,
As I have them down pat; I'm well-versed. <LIMERICK_END> | 41,487 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'custard agitated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the phone rang, I panicked, all flustered,
And forgot to keep stirring the custard.
Agitated that's me —
Like the custard should be!
Neither one of us now cuts the mustard. <LIMERIC... | 55,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'horse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's a horse in a long-ago race;
And an asteroid racing through space;
It's a way to display
If a shell's on your way;
And an old-fashioned gentlemen's place. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'monk archimandrite'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Since mandrite is translated monk,
Archimandrite, as we might have thunk,
Means the Peter or Paul
Who's in charge of them all
And unorthodox views must debunk. <LIMERICK_END> | 579 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brother pest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My brother's a pest. Shoulda slugged
The dumb schmuck when he constantly tugged
On my arm, asking, "Bro,
Where'd my book of maps go?"
But, not seeing his atlas, I shrugged. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,345 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'essay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of my essay, your facile review
Made me guess that you'd not thought it through,
So please read it again,
Reconsider, and then
Take your pen; write your comments anew. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,901 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mormons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Be they Mormons who knock, talk and plod;
Whirling dervishes, dancing unshod;
Or Bacchantes who fling
Bits of infidel king,
They're all entheate filled by a god. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,045 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aethereal fairy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Behold the aethereal fairy:
Discarnate, unworldly, and airy.
She moves from the gloom
Through the walls of the room.
Holy cow! Did you see that? She's scary! <LIMERICK_END> | 29,760 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alexipharmac poison'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Alexipharmac: a poison preventive.
For a paranoid person, attentive
To poisoning plots
And connecting the dots,
There is certainly ample incentive. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,955 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mad desire'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I would hope I'm not thought of as cold,
Though it's true that I could be more bold.
Mad desire's not for me
(Just a cup of weak tea)—
I'm asexual, or simply too old. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,392 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'equinox'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The Earth, as it shares day and night,
At equinox divvies up right.
It's the first day of fall,
When our faithful old Sol
Will for half of the time provide light. <LIMERICK_END> | 48,603 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moving dirk'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Ca'canny," says slow-moving Dirk,
As he languidly coasts through his work.
"We'll proceed at this speed
'Til the boss pays us heed
And increases our paychecks, the jerk!" <LIMERICK_END> | 31,114 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aluminum hal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Paul Simon once said to his pal,
"Wrap me up in aluminum, Hal.
Yes, wrap me in foil.
Be careful! I'll spoil!
Very good. Now you can call me Al." <LIMERICK_END> | 2,540 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'french fries'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Long strips of potato, deep-fried:
In the States, they're called French fries, but bide…
In Great Britain, they're chips,
Which will cause angry yips
When a tourist and menu collide. <LIMERI... | 35,746 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garden'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A house in the country's my dream,
With a garden that borders a stream.
But my wallet is lean—
I am lacking the green—
So it's time for a quick get-rich scheme. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,384 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'completely canoeable'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As sure as the last stretch was doable,
And the jerky we brought is unchewable,
The passage ahead
Holds nothing to dread—
It's calm and completely canoeable. <LIMERICK_END> | 11,034 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'animal cruelty'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What is animal cruelty? When
I torture our cat in my den.
But when vicious dogs find
They can chomp my behind —
Is this animal cruelty then? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,177 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'liturgy master'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ceremoniarius sought: Aging pastor,
Slowing down, needs a liturgy master
To assist at all rites —
Largely weekends, some nights
(Reverend White can't preside any faster). <LIMERICK_END> | 58,460 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beyond miles'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You can't get here by road or by rail,
And on foot it's a tortuous trail.
I have always been fond
Of the back of beyond:
Miles from anywhere o'er hill and dale. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,042 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I see things can be lifted by air,
Become airborne and fly—like a hair,
A huge airplane, a leaf.
Knowing I'd come to grief
Trying flying sans wings, I won't dare. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,664 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'border patrol'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's the point having border patrol
When they're stuck in a caregiving role?
Unaccompanied kids
By the thousands forbids
Stopping those who've our land as their goal. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,817 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aid'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For this cause, I'm the world's biggest fan.
You need help right away? I'm your man.
I am pleased I can aid—
I don't need to be paid.
By all means, I will do what I can. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,029 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe pardon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though Trump's base found the concept beguiling,
Old Joe's pardon flouts justice, defiling
The Court's verdict: "Contempt";
Worse, this scoundrel's exempt
For sad outrages he's been compiling.... | 59,506 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fungicide spray'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> O captan, my captan, I know
That without you my crops wouldn't grow.
You're the fungicide spray
That I need to allay
All the woe that brings low what I sow. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,378 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fluid aspirated'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If the liquid goes down the wrong way
And you're choking and gasping, we say
Fluid's aspirated, and
I can well understand,
Such a seizure can ruin one's day. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,367 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beardless tyrannulet'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The beardless tyrannulet whistles,
"If attacking, beware of beaked missiles.
I'm the bellicose best
At defending my nest.
Oh, beardless? I've no rictal bristles." <LIMERICK_END> | 41,418 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meaning'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On this site we are asked to define
The meaning of words, but I pine
To make only jokes,
Which often provokes
A plea that I toe the darned line. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'reforestation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Ecologists stress conservation
Of our woodlands and say disboscation,
To glean lumber, or farm,
Can engender great harm.
In the end we'll need reforestation. <LIMERICK_END> | 34,990 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'heals herpes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Nasty sores in embarrassing places
Put a stop to your lover's embraces?
Aciclovir heals
Herpes simplex's wheals:
Antivirals put smiles back on faces. <LIMERICK_END> | 8,410 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emphysema lethal'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Emphysema's a lethal vexation:
A battle for each inhalation.
The avoidance of death
Due to shortness of breath
Is my fervent and sole aspiration. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,003 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'vacillation'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The director says, "No vacillation!
You'll be heading our new deputation:
The Pandemic Committee
In our worst-stricken city.
You'll get hazardous work compensation." <LIMERICK_END> | 32,482 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'audition'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If a symphony job is your mission,
You'd better learn how to audition.
Those try-outs are trying.
Remember, no crying!
Can't hack it? Become a physician. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,497 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ads plead'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> 'BUY NOW! while they last', the ads plead.
'If you BUY you can SAVE', they mislead.
Yes, I'll save, but won't spend,
Keeping bucks in the end—
To buy mostly those things that I need. <LIMERICK_... | 21,358 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'mermaids'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cryptozoological Studies Grade E!
It's unfair that they've penalised me,
For those close-ups of breasts
Prove that mermaids have chests
That in size range from D up to G! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,043 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pappy would'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My pappy would whoop and he'd cuss,
"I'm so weary of riding the bus!
I don't bring home the wages
For sixteen fare-stages,
And the stops are a tiresome fuss!" <LIMERICK_END> | 49,206 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capacitates sperm'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What capacitates sperm and allows
Them to break into eggs and arouse
Any gametes they meet,
Then unite? (Ain't it neat
To consider the whys and the hows?) <LIMERICK_END> | 14,761 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salisbury plain'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Can't make it to Salisbury Plain?
Visit Carhenge where autos still reign.
There's a sculpture bizarre,
An homage to the car,
In Nebraska. Now ain't that insane? <LIMERICK_END> | 63,091 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'commas'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> the damner and slammer of grammar
will yammer and stammer and clamor
that rules about commas
are tools of the brahmas
and fools turning screws with a hammer <LIMERICK_END> | 25,922 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'exhibition games'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Official team records exclude
Exhibition games. One that I viewed
While in Athens one day
Had participants play
In a throwback game totally nude. <LIMERICK_END> | 51,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'anarchists went'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The anarchists went to the mall
And they smashed up some glass, broke a wall.
Anticorporate views
Were all over the news,
But political impact was small. <LIMERICK_END> | 10,822 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gels shaving'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those things that you take when you roam—
Creams, liquids and gels, shaving foam:
Now airline security
Will question their purity!
I'm leaving my toothpaste at home. <LIMERICK_END> | 9,427 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'carillons'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They may tinkle or ring. They may gong.
They may chime their carillons of song.
Their peal can be appealing —
Though not if you're dealing
With alarm bells that keep going wrong. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,640 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earth orbit'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On an earth orbit drawn round the sun,
In a near-perfect circle we're spun.
(It's elliptical, though,
As close measurements show.)
In one year (that's twelve months) the trip's done. <LIMERIC... | 57,414 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abandoned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She abandoned me here in my truck,
Out of town, out of cash, out of luck.
She took my new shoes
And my bottle of booze.
I'm alone and I'm feeling a schmuck. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,545 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'corned'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When meat has been corned it's like beef
That's been pickled in brine. To be brief,
It has cured for three weeks
(Though there's other techniques);
It's delicious beyond all belief! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,915 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'skill sarge'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When we practice our marching, that's drill,
As is learning the sharpshooter's skill.
Sarge is sure a great shot,
Which is something I'm not.
He insists I can beat him. I will. <LIMERICK_END... | 55,738 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'downshifted'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I have downshifted. Once a high-flyer,
Driven crazy by greed and desire,
I reflect life is sweet
As I stroll down the street,
Now my soul is no longer for hire. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,314 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dahoon'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The dahoon is a south U.S. shrub
That grows in the forest and scrub.
It has leaves of dark green,
And red berries are seen—
Watch out for that sharp, spiny nub! <LIMERICK_END> | 27,514 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'montgomery clift'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In the films of Montgomery Clift,
His roles always gave us a lift.
He could charm, rage, or squeal,
Play a hero or heel,
Since for acting he had a great gift. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,887 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'yanks'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You say that we Yanks are quite nutty,
And our appetites famously glutty.
We shove down the cakes
And the burgers and shakes,
But we didn't hatch the chip butty! <LIMERICK_END> | 18,373 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drip'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My chance of survival is low;
This IV is the key to my woe.
Its drip has just died
From an air lock inside.
Seems a bubble's preventing its flow. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,222 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azimuth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As a mooth, he lacks sense of connection
With heading or bearing selection.
Could you help disentangle
His azimuth angle?
Just tell him his compass direction. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,496 |
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