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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'one voter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A democratist: who can that be?
A democrat, that's plain to see:
One voter: one vote
By one person. Please note:
Party Dems use a capital "D". <LIMERICK_END> | 48,544 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cue say'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's short notice, but after my cue,
Say these words and let's see if you'll do:
Yes I will. "Yes I will."
Wow! You sure fit the bill,
And we might make a star out of you! <LIMERICK_END> | 53,475 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'outstanding orthodontia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Okay, so it's no lunar landing,
But today is still truly outstanding.
Orthodontia is done,
Dental freedom's begun —
It's the day of delightful debanding. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,978 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atoms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In physics, I'm quite the contrarian;
To colleagues, I'm just a barbarian.
But these "atoms"—they seem
Like a feverish dream,
Which makes me a corpuscularian. <LIMERICK_END> | 25,885 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beta decay'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When an atom was queried today
If she'd suffered a beta decay,
Her response was demure,
So I asked, "Are you sure?"
She was positive. What can I say? <LIMERICK_END> | 5,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drosophila'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You're espying some dipterous flies:
Tiny bugs having red compound eyes,
Buzzing 'round rotten fruit,
PhDs in pursuit.
They're Drosophila, you would surmise. <LIMERICK_END> | 63,306 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rating babes'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Rating babes is the way we keep score;
It's a ten that we seek to adore.
A below average girl
Is a pig, not a pearl —
That's the way that we say "Met a four." <LIMERICK_END> | 9,701 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'betting double'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When I gamble and lose, it's the pits,
And I have to make use of my wits
To escape from my trouble—
One round betting double
Or nothing—that's double or quits. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,295 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'conservationist clem'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> He is called "Conservationist Clem,"
Since extinction he'll often condemn:
"When the story is told
Of black rhinos of old,
There'll be no happy endlings for them." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,252 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ruth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Said a sixtyish woman named Ruth,
"I have had many men in my youth
As a chicken, but now
Having sex is like Wow!
So much better, to tell you the truth." <LIMERICK_END> | 51,167 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smack'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A blow is defined as a smack—
A sharp forceful stroke, like a whack.
Use a belt, fist, or rock,
But don't try and feign shock
When the person you strike hits you back. <LIMERICK_END> | 13,875 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'using bitumen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They decided to blacktop my street,
Fill the potholes and make it look neat;
But they're using bitumen—
The odor's inhuman.
I'd rather have stones neath my feet! <LIMERICK_END> | 10,118 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dastard'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I hope you're not being judgmental.
That by-blow was quite accidental
When I hit. I'm no dastard.
I'll admit I'm a bastard
(A by-blow with vagueness, parental). <LIMERICK_END> | 16,157 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moved steinways'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Easy does it," she says. "Take it slow,
Or you'll hurt yourselves. Trust me, I know."
"Listen, lady, you're sweet—
Settle down, rest your feet.
We've moved Steinways before. Watch the sh... | 43,416 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'care home'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To end life in a care home's a scare.
On the news, we hear helpers don't care,
Or not always. They're not
Real nurses. Ain't got
Enough know-how or patience or flair. <LIMERICK_END> | 58,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'volcanic emissions'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To adjust to milieus that are new
Is to climatize. Always eschew
Those suspicious conditions
Like volcanic emissions
Where the "big one" is deemed overdue. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,732 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'celebrification great'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Celebrification "Great pecs!
His physique has me thinking of sex."
Calm down, fourth estate.
Though he's cool and looks great,
Drooling's something the public rejects. <LIMERICK_END... | 30,749 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'austin powers'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Austin Powers had said, "Oh, behave!",
And his chest really needed a shave.
He was naughty and nice,
Nasty teeth were his vice,
And the British flag proudly he'd wave. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,578 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'muse'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Weill your muse is in Haydn a Bloch?
You've un-Ravel-ed can't Handel the shock?
Make a Chopin Liszt, dear,
And go Telemann, "Beer!"
Ives been Franck get inspired by bock. <LIMERICK_END> | 6,525 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'girth'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I tried hard not to augment my girth,
Which made me much the target of mirth,
But still the pounds came,
And I achieved fame
As the fattest soul this side of Perth. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,606 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'church'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I was told, "Paint the church. No constraints."
The trustees, though, it seems, are no saints.
Since I finished I've heard
Every ungodly word;
I've been deluged, nay, swamped, with complaints. <L... | 32,633 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fat means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Being fat means you have adiposity,
And it raises this odd curiosity:
These know-it-all nerds
Have me eating my words.
Were they food, I would be a monstrosity. <LIMERICK_END> | 753 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'deep fried'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Driving homewards, I hit some poor critter;
Decided to cook up a fritter.
Deep-fried it in batter,
Tucked in what's the matter?
"Delicious," I tweeted on Twitter! <LIMERICK_END> | 56,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'humphry davy'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Humphry Davy, the chemistry whiz,
Was the biz when it came to the fizz
(Electrolysis used
To leave compounds unfused),
And that lamp's an invention of his. <LIMERICK_END> | 26,857 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emperess ant'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Quoth the Emperess Ant, "I should try
Bearing hundreds of sons ere I die!"
So while gasping for breath,
She's been breeding to death,
And ensuring her (gasp!) heir supply. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,066 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like a cavewoman, I can be brave,
So I told my beau, "Go get a shave!"
But though heavily thistled,
My boyfriend just bristled,
Like a caveman, he just wouldn't cave. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,711 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debonair'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Cynosural, I walk down the street
With my entourage dogging my feet,
And the crowds stand and stare;
Am I so debonair?
If my fly is unbuttoned, it's meet. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,646 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'atom'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chemist exclaimed with surprise,
"Are you blind, boys? Believe your own eyes!
Can you claim you don't see
Any atoms? Oh gee!
You're looking right atom, you guys!" <LIMERICK_END> | 5,935 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'remainder amount'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A remainder amount, though quite small,
May yet linger to please or appall.
Just a dreg of compassion
May be all one can fashion
For a golf rival slicing the ball. <LIMERICK_END> | 39,025 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'colourful hall'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> She envisaged a colourful hall;
Now it's purple and gold on each wall,
Striped with aquamarine.
She imagines the scene
Next time mother-in-law pays a call! <LIMERICK_END> | 43,956 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guilt'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Of his guilt, he compulsatively lied;
He was forced to confess, then was tried.
As to why so compelled?
His whole family was held;
Had he not, more than he would have died. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,237 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bull tongue'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "What's a bull tongue?" the kid asks me now,
"Is it just like the tongue of a cow?"
And I'm thinking, "You're young;
Have respect; hold your tongue!"
But I say, "It's a single-blade plow." <L... | 17,192 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'montana often'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In Montana, I often can't wait
To depart, for I'm not feeling great.
But I also should add
That it isn't so bad;
I'm in more of a borderline state. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,001 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swam'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In July, we were out near the bluff,
When we spotted a lake. Sure enough,
All except prudish Pam
Rushed to strip, and we swam
In our birthday suits, clad in the buff! <LIMERICK_END> | 2,923 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'elliptic'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If y-squared equals a x plus b
Plus x-cubed, then this shape you will see:
A curve that's elliptic,
With powers so cryptic
I use it to make me a key. <LIMERICK_END> | 43,193 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chromatic scale'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The chromatic scale is a precise
Succession of half-tones, quite nice
To give melodies form.
As a musical norm,
Europeans first used this device. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,356 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curvilinear regression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If I know a and d, I can c,
Through a formula, what it must b.
That's regression; a curve
Is the form of my oeuvre—
Curvilinear regression for me. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,396 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'immune system'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Your immune system couldn't be shrewder:
I'm its agent—a clever colluder.
An amboceptor, I,
Having formed a good tie
With a complement, kill the intruder. <LIMERICK_END> | 37,911 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'use recipe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use a recipe? Bah, what a crock!
You might say my soup is ad hoc,
For it's improvised swill,
And I change it at will
With whatever's at hand and in stock. <LIMERICK_END> | 7,827 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'curling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The bout she envisioned was whirling
About, with her petticoats swirling,
And dancing till morn—
So her husband was torn,
Since the bout he envisioned was curling. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,811 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'social diseases'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It once was considered quite rude
If in public you dared to allude
To the social diseases.
Today what displeases
Is the thought of discussions eschewed. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,270 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'state'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Just how many states end with an "a"?
The first letter is last when you say
Each state's name that you list
To ensure none is missed.
If you find that you're right, then hooray! <LIMERICK_END> | 47,248 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'zpass'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> On the windshield, inside of your car,
Hang this E-ZPass. Then when you are
At a toll booth stop, you
Needn't wait—drive right through
Like a bigwig, a star, or a czar. <LIMERICK_END> | 49,399 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sing'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> It's real reason to sing, if I felt
That I could, with this hand I've been dealt.
Now's the time for some blues,
That might help pay my dues,
Make the lump in my heart start to melt. <LIMERICK_END> | 29,502 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fired'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> They told me the day I was hired
A hard-working man was required.
Door to door, all uphill,
I sold anvils but still,
Though I'd busted my ass, I was fired. <LIMERICK_END> | 27,756 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> When the mad king did summon his knight,
The young horseman was filled with delight.
Making haste to his host,
He did fly from his post:
With alacriousness did he take flight. <LIMERICK_END> | 31,443 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'botanist studies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A botanist studies the ways
That a plant is deserving of praise:
"See that mesh of racemes?
It is part of God's schemes,
For He works in wisteria's maze." <LIMERICK_END> | 8,156 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cartographer'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cartographer made a blue mark
On his map on a piece of birch bark.
He sat there and smiled
With his pen going wild,
Taking notes just like Lewis and Clark. <LIMERICK_END> | 32,946 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dread'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Though at times it appears that I wallow
In sadness and feel a bit hollow,
And parts of my head
Are depressed, I've no dread—
I've got fossae in mind, if you follow. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,993 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bluejacket crowe'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "No way, sir!" said Bluejacket Crowe
When asked if he wanted to go
"On the beach". "I'll confide
I prefer it inside,
'Cause the beach is all covered with snow." <LIMERICK_END> | 16,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'motors spin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Commutators and brushes? Passe.
Electronic control is the way
To make magnets in motors
Spin up (they're called rotors):
Performance way more than okay. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,609 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'burgling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Breaking into the house as we slept
He was clumsy and loud as he crept—
Hit his head on our bed.
When we wakened, he fled.
Guess his burgling was bungling (inept). <LIMERICK_END> | 16,754 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'oedilf'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The OEDILF's an incredible scheme!
Here's a project to counter its theme:
I'll be writing an ode
To the name of each road
In the world—hey, a guy's gotta dream! <LIMERICK_END> | 25,098 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'parentheses brackets'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Authors harness parentheses (brackets)
To trap their asides in neat packets,
Which helps critics gleaning
A novel's true meaning
Provide unpaid blurbs for its jackets. <LIMERICK_END> | 5,809 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'draft horses'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> If you'd harness draft horses abreast,
Then a doubletree gets it done best.
Here two singletrees ride,
Fastened on, side by side,
Keeping animals equally stressed. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,341 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bunkmate yelled'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> You were sweaty, unshowered and drunk,
And you smoked that's the foulest you've stunk!
As your bunkmate, I yelled
As you stood there and smelled:
"Douse your pipe and yourself lose that f... | 65,010 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'pineapples figs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Like pineapples, figs are collective,
Which succeeds from an eater's perspective:
Several flowers combine
In a fruit, which is fine,
If peculiar. God's found it effective. <LIMERICK_END> | 57,254 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earworms'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Those earworms? They drive me insane.
Getting rid of them's hard. They remain
Far too long. I don't like
That they won't take a hike.
I get stuck with those hooks in my brain. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,874 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alveolar'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> That ridge you can touch with your tongue;
An air sac, quite small, in your lung;
Use alveolar, please
When referring to these
And some consonants, spoken or sung. <LIMERICK_END> | 1,231 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brother affrighter'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My brother, affrighter deluxe,
Likes to jump out and scare me. It sucks!
He won't quit this regime
For each time that I scream,
My mother forks over ten bucks. <LIMERICK_END> | 16,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'interprets economies'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> An econometrist's a numerate guy
Who interprets economies by
Using metric techniques
(Math and stats) as he peeks
Into stuff like demand and supply. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,515 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'achalasia'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I consulted my doctor at last.
For a week, I griped, nothing had passed.
"I'll prescribe euthanasia,"
Doc joked. "Achalasia:
It just means that you're really tight-assed." <LIMERICK_END> | 30,357 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'emperor'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The emperor let out a groan,
And his servant cried, "Why do you moan?"
"I've cholerine, aide!
Now I'm pained and dismayed,
For I sit on the wrong kind of throne!" <LIMERICK_END> | 46,308 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ameliorate means'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My lexicon wasn't worth beans.
To improve it, I'm using routines:
See, I started with a,
To am- made my way.
Next I'll learn what ameliorate means. <LIMERICK_END> | 4,968 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'priest'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Was the priest or the child on their knees
In this 'game' of the birds and the bees?
Such abuse stemmed from lust
And position of trust —
Said the church: "No publicity, please." <LIMERICK_END> | 42,914 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sir oliver'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Sir Oliver lives unindicted.
For a Phelps, he is very clear-sighted.
From the chaff, he sorts wheat,
And the baa from the bleat;
Played I-Spy on his way to be knighted. <LIMERICK_END> | 19,913 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bassoon uninhibited'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> In a band on a stage is a loon
Who is blowing his blasted bassoon—
Uninhibited, cute,
But so tin-eared he'll toot
With abandon, forsaking the tune. <LIMERICK_END> | 3,110 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fart'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> There once was a man with an art
That from family would keep him apart.
He could pass lots of gas.
Yes, this sounds rather crass,
But His Flatulency mastered the fart. <LIMERICK_END> | 52,596 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'meek'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "The meek" and "the red, white, and blue":
These are adnouns, they are, through and through.
Adjectival at heart,
They'll lip-synch the part
Of a noun, sir, without much ado. <LIMERICK_END> | 456 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'full employment'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Full employment? Conditions exist
In which virtually all who persist
(Those willing and able
To put food on the table)
Get jobs. That's the target. Dismissed! <LIMERICK_END> | 59,967 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'balding'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Okay, Harold, what gives? I could swear
That you used to be balding up there.
Now you're covered on top
With a thick, flowing mop
That, like magic, appeared from thin hair! <LIMERICK_END> | 64,856 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'duopoly'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Duopoly creeps into view
When the market is cornered by two:
A condition you might
See if Clarks made a right-
And Mephisto a left-footed shoe. <LIMERICK_END> | 40,886 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'grows'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> As primitive peoples all know,
Nothing grows from the seeds that you sow,
'Til you mix in the blood
Of your god with the mud:
Springtime deicide makes it all grow. <LIMERICK_END> | 30,910 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cellular concrete'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Use cellular concrete to build
The walls of your home, if you're skilled.
That avoids, at low cost,
Wasted heat that gets lost—
And you'll never feel painfully chilled. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,838 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chapeau'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> My chapeau hasn't come yet; it should
Have arrived by last Monday; it could
Have perhaps gone astray?
In which case, I shall say,
"Please refund all my money; make good." <LIMERICK_END> | 61,015 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rate date'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The new gal on the staff? Holy moly!
Her computer moves info so slowly.
If I speed up her data rate,
Do you think I would rate a date?
I'm lovesick and long for her solely. <LIMERICK_END> | 46,329 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'salicylate'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> This element's used to combine
With salicylate, making those fine
Pharmaceutical potions
For colon commotions.
(Ain't nobody's bismuth but mine.) <LIMERICK_END> | 6,797 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'drudge work'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Drudge work chafes, so the minutes drag by;
That's a maxim that none can deny.
But for moments of leisure,
Engaging in pleasure,
Amazingly, watch the time fly. <LIMERICK_END> | 53,603 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fair rapunzel'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> To the prince, fair Rapunzel had called
From her prison cell tower, high walled.
She'd loosened her hair
To be used as a stair
And was rescued—now totally bald. <LIMERICK_END> | 17,780 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bedsores old'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> More bedsores, old man? What a curse!
They need treating before they get worse.
I can see why you wail;
You're so old and so frail —
We'll send for the kind district nurse. <LIMERICK_END> | 36,112 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'agapism failed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Agapism failed when it tried
To teach us that we should provide
What living has lacked:
The most loving act
In all situations—worldwide. <LIMERICK_END> | 33,707 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'berkeley'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> At Stanford, they sing that the Bear
Of Berkeley is losing his hair;
His teeth are all out;
He's blind and has gout;
He's dirty, he's dim, and . . . stop there! <LIMERICK_END> | 16,538 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teeny directed'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The cover-up, massive, not teeny,
Directed by Nixon, the meanie,
Was never complete
(From the head to the feet)
Like the one worn above a bikini. <LIMERICK_END> | 20,987 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bit drilling'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> I'm ready and able and willing
To use my expansive bit. Drilling,
I find, is so cool!
My adjustable tool
Can do different-sized holes. Man, that's thrilling! <LIMERICK_END> | 52,340 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go nude'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Bottom out: lest you think this phrase rude,
And implying a need to go nude,
You should know that a trend
To descend's at an end.
That's the matter to which I allude. <LIMERICK_END> | 62,508 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire breather'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A fire-breather starred at the fair:
From his mouth a huge fire would flare.
And we all got a fright
When he offered a light
For a cigarette. Smokers beware! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,086 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eleven plus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's eleven plus two? My young son
Found an anagram answer. What fun!
Move its letters around,
The result will astound,
Still the answer's the same—twelve plus one. <LIMERICK_END> | 64,363 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beethoven'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Van Beethoven, Ludwig: musician;
Nine symphonies (brilliant technician!);
Sonatas you know,
Like the Moonlight; and so,
Despite deafness, beats all competition! <LIMERICK_END> | 14,574 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'australia brave'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> From Australia, brave John Simpson came.
From New Zealand, our lads did the same,
On Gallipoli's shore
This untrained Army Corps
Lost their lives, lost the battle, won fame. <LIMERICK_END... | 2,162 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gin sour'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> What's that cocktail you're drinking there, Liz?
Looks like gin, sugar, lemon. It is?!
There is nothing more dour
Than a boring gin sour:
Add seltzer and give it some fizz! <LIMERICK_END> | 58,976 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chain tongs'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Chain tongs: a strong wrench that will clench
And turn pipes (on the site or the bench).
An adjustable chain
Grips the pipe and again
Goes back to the head of the wrench. <LIMERICK_END> | 21,492 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'go blind'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Its candescence could make me go blind,
But I've got to admit, I don't mind.
After winter's cold chill
I will sit and be still
As I bask in the sun and unwind. <LIMERICK_END> | 15,481 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'alieniloquy fred'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> With his alieniloquy, Fred
Sought to sidetrack the stranger. He said,
"Like a mint? What's your sign?
What's the cube root of nine?"
(The man's wife had been caught in Fred's bed.) <LI... | 7,336 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'hitting'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> The easiest targets for hitting
Are those without arms. Thus, it's fitting
A sacrosanct right
Lets us put up a fight.
Without weapons, we're ducks who are sitting. <LIMERICK_END> | 59,691 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'arataeus'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Arataeus of old, Greek physician,
Was Cappadocia's prince of cognition.
Conclusions he drew
From his notes still ring true.
Recording disease was his mission. <LIMERICK_END> | 56,296 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dr ana'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Dr. Ana (of anesthesiology)
Gave ether to Pat (of pathology)
And found him attractive,
Though not interactive;
They wed and bred Phil (of philology). <LIMERICK_END> | 3,589 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'depression'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> Her disconsolate facial expression
Reflects melancholic depression.
She looks more than just sad,
And needs comfort real bad—
Help, perhaps, from the counselor's profession. <LIMERICK_END> | 47,383 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'called metformin'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> For type 2 diabetes they plug
The seducing biguanide type drug
Called metformin. But me?
From such meds I'll stay free:
Lifetime habits I'll change. Call me smug. <LIMERICK_END> | 50,532 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'freshmen'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> "Freshmen pulled off their boots in the rain;
Then they danced!" cried Aunt Jane with disdain.
"I will never forget
How their feet got all wet.
Adolescents today are insane!" <LIMERICK_END> | 37,844 |
You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'menagerie'. Start your limerick now.
<LIMERICK_START> A menagerie made out of glass
Was owned by a lady of class.
Her pride and her joy
Was a donkey, and boy,
How she loved just to sit on her ass! <LIMERICK_END> | 6,663 |
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