bpben/friends_script · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (In pain) Nina.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, okay... good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Smiling blankly) Right, and its me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Much as you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Philosophically) Oh, thats good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good choice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just trying to find the right moment, you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) \"Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont even have cats.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well try to keep it down.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh... Sure, yeah... (disgustedly dropping the cardigan back into the bag) ..okay, it fits.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you seein her again tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep. Ice Capades.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, well, maybe now its not okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay... Well maybe now Im not okay with it not being okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Knit, good woman, knit, knit!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And thats the Chrysler Building right there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, yes she is. Didnt I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no, no. Nina... (miming fairies twinkling around his head) ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Susan, go deep.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna be a father.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is just occurring to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw, how can you say that? I cant even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wherere you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Spreading his arms wide) Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, could I just ask you one question?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You meant sex, right?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure, why not?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Helen drinks. (Insincerely) Will you marry me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I ended up telling her everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, howd she take it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I think I get how to do this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you alright?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Its just, you know, its this whole stupid Ursula thing, its...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... Oh, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna lose him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hon, you gotta talk to Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hes falling in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, okay, oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-my-god Rachel! (Rushing out to look over the edge) Rachel!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(No longer touched) you don't have insurance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, how much is this gonna cost?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well there's not much we can do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Like a big baby) Um... unless, unless I use yours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my \"In case of emergency\" person?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, alright, then, forget it. (Getting up to go) Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Thank you. I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Tiny laugh) yep, that's me, (tiny laugh) I am that stupid (tiny laugh).", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you crazy? That's a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He should take the sack?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, only if you order stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You take your time.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "There it is! So what're you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And your friend Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I meant er, (struggling to concentrate) young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, you left out the stupid part.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said \"yes.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, what have we learned so far?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that the cake?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, she'll be here any minute.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I hope it's okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Reading) \"Happy Birthday Peehe.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Still annoyed) Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we just...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did you see Betty?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, \"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father\" kind of a thing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, Dad, I was just wondering.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, we can go to Williamsburg.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel, the cute doctors are here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Okay, coming!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, come on in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, Geoffrey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that's great. Look at that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's uh...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, every time, you're such a princess...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting angry) What!!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello! Here we go!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Monica) Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) (Revealing her anger to point at her best friend) We both do that!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you excuse me for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing \"You are...\") ...dead!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ross, he's got the remote again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. Maybe he can switch it back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Maybe not.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, let me just change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering quietly) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Trouble?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your sister stood me up the other night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well did you try calling her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Um you, you got a minute?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very –", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (In pain) Nina.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, okay... good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Smiling blankly) Right, and its me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Much as you are.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Philosophically) Oh, thats good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good choice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just trying to find the right moment, you know?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) \"Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ill get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dont even have cats.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well try to keep it down.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh... Sure, yeah... (disgustedly dropping the cardigan back into the bag) ..okay, it fits.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you seein her again tonight?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep. Ice Capades.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knitting circle) we get it. You like her. Great!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, well, maybe now its not okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay... Well maybe now Im not okay with it not being okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Knit, good woman, knit, knit!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And thats the Chrysler Building right there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, yes she is. Didnt I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no, no. Nina... (miming fairies twinkling around his head) ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Susan, go deep.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im gonna be a father.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is just occurring to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aw, how can you say that? I cant even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wherere you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Spreading his arms wide) Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, could I just ask you one question?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You meant sex, right?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure, why not?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Helen drinks. (Insincerely) Will you marry me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I ended up telling her everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, howd she take it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I think I get how to do this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you alright?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Its just, you know, its this whole stupid Ursula thing, its...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh... Oh, Pheebs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Youre not gonna lose him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hon, you gotta talk to Joey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But hes falling in love with her.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay... Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, okay, oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh-my-god Rachel! (Rushing out to look over the edge) Rachel!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(No longer touched) you don't have insurance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why, how much is this gonna cost?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well there's not much we can do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Like a big baby) Um... unless, unless I use yours.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my \"In case of emergency\" person?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, alright, then, forget it. (Getting up to go) Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Thank you. I love you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Tiny laugh) yep, that's me, (tiny laugh) I am that stupid (tiny laugh).", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you crazy? That's a baby!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He should take the sack?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, only if you order stuff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When's that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You take your time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "There it is! So what're you gonna do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And your friend Phoebe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I meant er, (struggling to concentrate) young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, you left out the stupid part.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said \"yes.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright, what have we learned so far?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was that the cake?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on, she'll be here any minute.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I hope it's okay.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Reading) \"Happy Birthday Peehe.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Still annoyed) Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, what's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, we just...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did you see Betty?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, \"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father\" kind of a thing?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, Dad, I was just wondering.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, we can go to Williamsburg.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel, the cute doctors are here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering from her room) Okay, coming!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, come on in.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, Geoffrey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that's great. Look at that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's uh...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, every time, you're such a princess...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(getting angry) What!!?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! Here we go!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Monica) Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) (Revealing her anger to point at her best friend) We both do that!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you excuse me for a second?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing \"You are...\") ...dead!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ross, he's got the remote again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good. Maybe he can switch it back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maybe not.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, let me just change.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering quietly) Hey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Trouble?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your sister stood me up the other night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well did you try calling her?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Um you, you got a minute?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.", "role": "user" } ]