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[
{
"content": "Right, like the kind you...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How'd you know I was coming?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you did this.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does he know?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, um, are you gonna call him?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No food with a face.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Monica) Hi, remember us?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Rachel) I am. I'm that stupid. (Little laugh.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you have a point?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, you think I would.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's up with the simian?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's just a fur ball.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay... (returning to the board) ..whose turn is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's goin' on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Michael.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(as Rachel) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Monica) Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Urse...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Listen, um...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no, don't say \"listen.\" I know that \"listen.\" I've said that \"listen.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) I'm sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't drink.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Urse... (He tries to take her in his arms, but she fends him off.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then, uh, then I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Automatically) Yeah. Oooh... (she's sprung.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He looks so tiny.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We just got the message.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is he alright?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look, he's waking up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aqui est. (Here it is!)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A quin pidio el pollo General Tso? (Who ordered General Sal's chicken?)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pudo aver sido General Tso! (It could've been General Sal!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hola, amigos! (Hey, everybody!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto. (Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele! (The thing is, he doesn`t like the program!)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, did you proofread these?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh... yeah, why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lots of responses.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(out loud)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(reading)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(reading)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabs the bill) Give me that!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, it's not just that. It's justI want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... (begins to stare lovingly at Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...little playthings with yarn?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could you want her more?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! How are you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We're fine, we're fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK. (walks away)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We're notwe're not saying anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then he did.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, women are welcome to play.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There just don't happen to be any women in our games.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean, that's a typical guy response.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But you could teach us.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(teaching) OK, so now we draw cards.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, good for you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK Phoebs, how many do you want?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, I just need two... the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here! (gives it to Phoebe)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're... (gives up)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But... I'm ready, so, just deal.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. (holds up two cards) Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. (Joey is unamused) Alright babe, deal the cards.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(throws down her cards) Dammit, dammit, dammit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About how good your cards were.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Heh... I was bluffing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A-ha! And... what is bluffing? Is it not another word for... lying?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Settle what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hell no, we'll pay!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And you know what? We want a rematch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause)...Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause)...Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm not a nice guy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright boys, let's eat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You still on that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You are way off, pal.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ha. Ha, ha.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please! I am not as bad as Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooooh. (reads letter) (surprised)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're kidding! Where? Where?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in disbelief)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what's the job?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank y... (thinks about it)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm gonna pay for that tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright... (shuffles cards expertly, all the guys stare in amazement)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, where are you going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh... to the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. (gets up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright. (to Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Um... I'm out. (throws in cards)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too. Alright, whattaya got.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush. (lays down cards)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I thinkohthat one was Ross's. Yes! (Starts singing)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And your fly's still open...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ha, I made you look....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I couldn't be inner. Monica?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica, in or out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(slams down cards) I hate this game!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK Joey, your bet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I am very in.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Couldn't be more out. (throws in cards)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Me too. Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, not this time. (he folds) So... what'd you have?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm not telling. (collects chips)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on, show them to me. (reaches for her cards, Rachel covers them up)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No..!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Show them to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Get your hands out of there! No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let me see! Show them!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, I've had dates like this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "First of all, I'm not losing...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. (phone rings)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(mimicking Rachel) Mee mee, mee-mee mee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) It's about the job.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry, Rach.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, we do. (pause)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, check.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Check.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm in for fifty cents. (throws it in)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Call.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I fold. (lays cards down, and gets up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm in. (throws in chips)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How many you want?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "One. (Rachel gives him the card.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I bet two dollars. (throws it in)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty. (throws it in)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five. (throws it in)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, there's nothing in it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, then get me your purse.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, here you go. Good luck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...teen! (throws in a ten-dollar bill)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fifteen.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, here's ten. (gives it to him)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Good luck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lays down cards) Full house.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, time's up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's a bird?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's a bird!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh.... bean! Bean!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(triumphantly) The Unbearable Likeness of Being!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That, you get? That, you get?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay, I checked. We have",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Right. ...Oh great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Barry who you almost...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Barry who I almost.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Mindy, your maid of...?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mindy, my maid of. Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...Gets interrupted. Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, how was the movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wonderful!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Suck-fest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Toootal chick-flick.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There was nudity!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're still just friends, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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