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{
"content": "Oh, god. (He puts his head down on the grill) You know, this is still pretty hot. (He picks his head up, and a mushroom sticks to his head. Carol picks it off and eats it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, it's just...you know the whole \"getting on with your life\" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No but, no but.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's easy for you to say, you found one already.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, um, will you bring the truck?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my god.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See, there you go, the cleansing works!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're nice guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, they're firemen guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Grazie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Never mind. But it was going to be really good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's going on?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So.... I quit.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So was it a lot more money?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "... the WENUS?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what're you going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(taps Phoebe on her shoulder) Um... hi there.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what kind of food is he looking for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I know! (turns to Chandler) So, what do you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you see my nipples through this shirt?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the \"a-gogo.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Career counselor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, the lesser-known \"I don't have a dream\" speech.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I love my life, I love my life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! Brian's Song!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The meeting with the guy went great?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you going to make?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(as though Rachel wasn't paying attention) Yummy noises.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who are you going out with?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, is this the bug lady?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(trying to sound like a bug) Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So what are you guys going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And he's not speaking metaphorically.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(aside to Ross) So.... back to your place...you thinking, maybe... (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I don't know.... (gestures) huh-huh.... but I'm hoping (gestures) huh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright... (lifts Marcel away)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(tasting) Mmmm. Good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is it better than the other salmon mousse?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's creamier.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, well, is that better?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God! What happened to you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) \"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(tastes it) Well.... it is amouz-ing...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ten dollars an hour for what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(hurt) Waitressing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But, but?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(embarrassed) Wha... what, here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah....",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(panicked) Er.... um.....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um... uh.... vulva.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in disbelief) Vulva?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(deadpan) Please be kidding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK. (closes eyes) I'm in my apartment...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "....yeah... what else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(walks to catch up to him) Alright, look, I'll start, OK?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, please.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(impressed) Wow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Alright, now you say something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I... ahem... I really don't think so.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on! You like this woman, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You want to see her again, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OK, turn around. (Joey looks taken aback) I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(turning around) Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There you go! Keep going. Keep going!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I, er...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want to take my tongue... and...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "....and....",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Say it... say it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling)....with??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(rushing to explain) Funny story!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You're not going to believe this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Again?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And again, and again, and again... (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited) Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at this! (he opens the curtain to a view of New York City)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! You have a window!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes indeedy! (they look outside) With a beautiful view of...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh look! That guy's peeing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sitting) OK.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is great! (he presses a button on his intercom) Helen, could you come in here for a moment?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you Helen, that'll be all.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Last time I do that, I promise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ten dollars an hour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Twelve dollars an hour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Done.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi Steve!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Steve) This is Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispers) In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Let me, let me get you some wine!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a touch of mints... and... (he finishes)... ginger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm so glad you liked them!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, we don't. (reaches for box)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Give them to me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, give me the...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(furious) That's it! Dinner is over!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What a tool!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You don't want to work for a guy like that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Ross) So, er... how did it go with Celia?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I was unbelievable.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa! And the... (gestures with hands) huh-huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You cuddled.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, which was nice.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, where the hell is he?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How's this? (presses down hard)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about this? (she starts using her elbows on his back, he yells in pain)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its Phoebe! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no... how come you are working here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can we start over?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know whether hes testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, \"supposedly\" by accident.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, yeah, Ive done that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive never done that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sayin I see a difference.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre twins!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont care. Phoebes Phoebe. Ursulas... hot!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Lets not do that any more.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Morly Safer.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The woman who cuts my hair!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, look, this could be a really long game.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Your sister Ursula.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Her face dropping) Oh, really.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rifts. Yeah, I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not from where I was standin.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like \"yeah, right, well what else is new?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Pheebs, Im sorry, Ive got to go. Ive got Lamaze class.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, isnt, isnt that gonna be weird?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think Im pretty comfortable with the whole situation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, thats my jacket.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Like buddies.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know how close women can get.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Although I was married to her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Err, right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A little.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Send her in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Nina. Come on in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "WENUS. (Coughs) Weekly Estimated Net...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross, your little creatures got the remote again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax, Ill fix it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Looking at the television) Cool... \"Urkel\" in Spanish is \"Urkel.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at the remote) How did he do this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, someone was supposed to write \"Rach, take down the lights\" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monicas note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, where you been?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Score.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is so hot!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Jumping up) Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cool, thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah Im fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I see. So what do you propose to do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mr. D, hows it going, sir?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what does this mean?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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