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{
"content": "It tastes like feet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I like it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats still in there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stick to your side!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on now!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ill take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Youre doing great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, so far nothing stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mento?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(scoffs at him) Yeah, thats gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest. Well I(leans into the microphone again)I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, II just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, its P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) Ello there mate!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye. (They resume their previous positions.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How come you have two? Chandler",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Joey! Sorry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No thats all right. Dont worry about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive never lived like this before.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Judge rules, no violation.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Judge rules, Nutter-Butter.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, tough call.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It hurts me. It physically hurts me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your make-up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think face to face.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I would say that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Face to face, yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, here I go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre turning into a woman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now Ive upset you? What did I say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great nap.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really was.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, \"Hey, how you doin?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, please!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How you doin?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, Jill!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, introduce us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is Chandler. (Points at him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And you know Monica and Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Jill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!?! Oh dear God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not much to tell there Im really shy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! Great! Thank you. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Amazing! Amazing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I dont watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, yknow?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I cant believe they didnt put it in the part where you said you didnt watch soap operas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You slept with her didnt you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Little bit, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, thats just a little something for my huge gay fan base. (Winks at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you just wink at me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, youre the one that loves the picture.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So whats the final head count on my baby shower?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God, your mother!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! My moms not gonna be here?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I dont, I dont have a mother so often I forget that other people",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. (Pause) Neither is mine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know, whats her number?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Isnt it at three?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh cool!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But the auditions in a couple hours and I dont even understand the game.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well do you want some help?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awesome!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(announcer voice) All right! Lets play Bamboozled!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bamboozled?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, isnt that a cool name?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously with Chandler) Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously with Ross) No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, I-Im a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well Joey, Im a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bogota.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What does a Wicked Wango card do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I should know that. Lets see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Higher or lower than what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is embarrassing. (Looks it up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Can you believe how lame this is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im so glad you could make it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shes still mad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, however great she was I just cant afford that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh-wh-what? What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes I do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right Ross youre in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its okay, Im ready.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is ridiculous, hes not gonna hold his breath (Ross cuts him off by taking a deep breath and holding it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, TrisHoly cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let me see that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This one right here. (Ross whines.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Triscadecaphobia.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(exhaling) The fear of Triscuts!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No, fear of the number 13.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fear of Triscuts?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its possible, they have really sharp edges.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right Chandler, youre up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute, I-I believe Im entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This game makes no sense!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Youre just upset because youre losing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me think. Let me thinkOh! I dont care.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You-you must choose Mr. Bing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Either, it makes no difference.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Choose, you jackass!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill take a card.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Rosss points!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This game is kinda fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why did you invite my mother?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "For how long?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She cant hear you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (She goes over to tell her mother.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) This is great! Now shes gonna be mad at Rachel! Yknow what? And Im just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time to open the presents!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How about you less important people, lets open your presents!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre the glue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is from your friend at work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and bottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it dispenses clean diapers!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, \"Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Treasure of the Sierra Madre!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct! Theres a possible backwards bonus!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Madre Sierra the of Treasure!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Id like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wise choice, how many rungs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Six!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(makes a sound like a monkey) That noise can only me one thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(disappointed and simultaneously as Ross) Hungry monkey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited and simultaneously as Chandler) Hungry monkey! (To Chandler) Haaa! (To Joey) Id like a Wicked Wango card!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, its an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(thinking) Oh. (Pause) Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tell it to the Time Turtle!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shut up! I Dream of Genie!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id like to spin the wheel!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) Oh come on!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is there a hopping bonus?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who invented bifocals?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ben Franklin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Queen Victoria.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo!!! Every time!!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now, over to Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id like a Google Card.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you sure?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, youve been Bamboozled!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nooo!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is the best game ever!!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, out of breath) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at him.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not if you were here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited) A Play-Dough Barber Shop?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Shes gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that Ross isnt happy.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice) Its a pleasure to meet you Ray.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice) Rightie-O Ray!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the camera) Hello, Im Joey Tribbiani! Lets play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "WhatWhy?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well whats complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! Youre in Paradise Pond!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice to the camera) Lets play Bamboozled!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well wewe dont have a garage.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do. I really do. I dont know anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im-Im sure thats not true.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, not a thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its frightening.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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